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#57: Do I sweep you am you sweep me?


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Shigeru Kamiyama is a high school teacher. 神山茂是一名高中老师。 Facing the pressure of higher education, the students worry. 面对升学的压力,学生们烦恼。 The teacher worries. 老师更烦恼。 Saturday. 周六。 47-year-old Shigeru Kamiyama, goes to the school office as before, prepares for the refresher courses of various following tests. 今年47岁的神山茂,依旧去学校办公,为接下来的各种考试的复习课程做准备。 By afternoon time, he receives wife's call, takes the subway to go home. 到下午的时候,他接到妻子的电话,乘坐地铁回家。 Was stopped by calling out by young people suddenly. 没想到,却忽然被一个年轻人叫住。 Added, oneself gloom did agglomerate? 还说,自己身上的阴气积聚了很多? God stick? 神棍? Although this world truly has and other strangely the traditional science unable to explain things. 虽然这个世界的确存在怪异等传统科学无法解释的事物。 But Shigeru Kamiyama is not that type sees a letter/believes ignorant person. 但神山茂也不是那种见一个信一个的愚昧之人。 „Are you?” “你是?” Shigeru Kamiyama therefore asked. 神山茂于是问道。 Is the street divination? What new cheating method? 是街边占卜的?还是什么新型诈骗手段? Later he must say what oneself is the Abe eyeball bright reincarnation, wants Shigeru Kamiyama to take up a collection? 待会儿他是不是还要说自己的是安倍睛明转世,要神山茂打钱过去? „, Excuse me, I am a going out of mourning master.” “啊,不好意思,我是一名除灵师。” Qiao bridge pulled out own document. 乔桥掏出了自己的证件。 Shigeru Kamiyama's expression immediately changed. 神山茂的表情立刻变了。 Really, joining the official organization is this. 果然,加入官方组织就是这点好。 If the private going out of mourning master, perhaps must spend lips and tongue to explain. 倘若是私人除灵师,恐怕还得费一番唇舌解释。 Two people exchanged several, but after all is on the avenue, makes noise noisily. 两人交流了几句,但毕竟是大街上,喧闹嘈杂。 They then go to a cafe, ordered two cups of coffee to chat slowly. 他们便来到一家咖啡厅,点了两杯咖啡慢慢聊。 Grandmaster you said a moment ago I agglomerated the gloom, what's all this about?” “大师你刚才说我积聚了阴气,这是怎么回事?” Shigeru Kamiyama slightly was exhausted, at this moment by a Qiao bridge saying, feels to constrain. 神山茂本来就略显疲惫,此刻被乔桥一说,又更加感觉压抑。 Divine Mountain mister, you were very recently easy to feel exhausted, often has the nightmare, had dispute with the family member also changes?” “神山先生,你最近是不是很容易感到疲惫,经常做噩梦,和家人产生争执的次数也变多了?” Qiao bridge not anxiously reply, but is the inquiry said. 乔桥没有急着回答,而是询问道。 „...... Is this right.” “......是这样没错。” Shigeru Kamiyama these days. 神山茂这段时间。 Very tired. 很累。 The class's and grade's that oneself lead average result in analog test situated in downstream. 自己带领的班级在模拟测试中平均成绩位于下游。 In the work made several mistakes. 工作中又出现了几次失误。 Daughter recently because is also approaches near the childbirth time, is not willing to speak with. 女儿最近也因为临产期接近,不太愿意和自己说话。 The wife telephones today, the tone is not genial. 妻子今天打电话,语气也并不和善。 Then accompanies the akita inu that oneself grow up from the youthful days, a while ago also passed away. 就连从青年时期便陪伴自己长大的秋田犬,前段时间也因病去世了。 All things are not smooth, making people agitated. 诸事不顺,让人烦躁。 Causes trouble resentfully spirit, what first affects is the spirit.” “怨灵作祟,最先影响的是精神。” When the spirit becomes exhausted, frail, is easy to make resentful take the lead spirit.” “当精神变得疲惫,脆弱,就容易让怨灵占据主动。” Finally, the resentful spirit will occupy your surrounding space thoroughly, even takes you as the source, other disaster people.” “最后,怨灵会彻底占据你周围的空间,甚至以你为源头,祸害其他人。” Qiao bridge answered. 乔桥解释道。 This and this what to do?” “这、这怎么办?” Shigeru Kamiyama more listens more nervous, takes the hand of coffee cup unable to stop to shiver continually. 神山茂越听越慌,连拿着咖啡杯的手都止不住颤抖。 He has an accident, pours is not all that serious. 他自己出事,倒没什么大不了。 But own wife, daughter. 可是自己的妻子,女儿。 Daughter belly child. 女儿肚子里的孩子。 Even these students in school. 甚至学校的那些学生。 If they have problems. 要是他们出了问题。 That what to do? 那怎么办? But, Divine Mountain mister your gloom, is somewhat strange, perhaps somewhat is different.” “不过,神山先生你身上的阴气,有些奇怪,或许还有些不同。” Qiao bridge spirit regards. 乔桥的灵视中。 Shigeru Kamiyama not that resentment is encumbered spirit, oil completely lamp dry appearance. 神山茂并非那种怨灵缠身,油尽灯枯般的模样。 Is more like , without the person of spirit strength to be lodged for a long time spirit, the caused spirit is deficient. 更像是,没有灵力的人长期被灵寄宿,导致的精神匮乏。 From this, causing the surrounding gloom to agglomerate, making the symptom get stronger and stronger. 由此,导致周围的阴气积聚,使得症状愈演愈烈。 Grandmaster saves me.” “大师救我。” Shigeru Kamiyama said sincerely. 神山茂诚恳地说道。 Un, relax, since I am the going out of mourning master, will definitely help your, but......” “嗯,放心,既然我是除灵师,肯定会帮助你的,不过......” Saying, Qiao bridge put out the cell phone, assigns out the photo album, demonstrated one data matrix code to Shigeru Kamiyama. 说着,乔桥拿出了手机,调出相册,向神山茂展示了一个二维码。 Divine Mountain mister, first sweeps the code to download APP of going out of mourning master association.” “神山先生,先扫码下载一下除灵师协会的APP吧。” „?” “?” Shigeru Kamiyama looks at the data matrix code, somewhat feels helpless. 神山茂看着二维码,有些不知所措。 Now are the going out of mourning masters so advanced? 现在除灵师都这么先进了? APP? 还有APP的? Pulled out the cell phone to sweep puzzled, 困惑地掏出手机扫了一下, Shigeru Kamiyama installed this APP quickly. Any strange application, selects actually not, indeed is the symbol of going out of mourning master association. 神山茂很快就安装了这个APP。倒不是什么奇怪的应用,点开来,的确是除灵师协会的标志。 Your going out of mourning master association, keeps pace with the times now.” “你们除灵师协会,现在都这么与时俱进了啊。” Shigeru Kamiyama is glancing through. 神山茂翻阅着。 Not only in APP can fill in the form, issues to go out of mourning requirement, as well as review. APP里面不但能够填写表单,发布除灵委托,以及事后点评。 Also can examine the personal history material of each going out of mourning, the user appraisal. 还可以查看一下各个除灵师的履历资料,用户评价等。 In addition, some related strange knowledge, small material. 除此之外,还有一些有关怪异的小知识,小资料。 Although the sparrow is small, is fully equipped. 麻雀虽小,五脏俱全。 Right, please fill to entrust here, then inputs my code......” “对的,请你在这里填写一下委托,然后输入我的代码......” Qiao bridge taught very much patiently Shigeru Kamiyama fills. 乔桥很耐心地教导神山茂填写。 Before this APP, has said is doing. 这个APP之前一直说在做了。 Now, probably was the reason of previous monster incident, the going out of mourning master association finally its rushing a job on the shelf. 如今,大概是先前妖怪事件的缘故,除灵师协会终于将其赶工上架了。 As a result of the present in the promoted period, therefore the person of use are not many. 由于现在还是在推广期,所以使用的人不多。 The idea that Hashimoto the help is disseminating, saved the data matrix code of downloading, decides later to run into the consignor, makes them download to use. 乔桥本着帮忙宣传的想法,就存了下载的二维码,决定以后遇到委托者,就让他们下载使用一下。 Actually according to the idea of Qiao bridge, this APP, doing is a little conservative. 其实按照乔桥的想法,这个APP,做得还是有点保守。 For example the issue entrusted, in fact transmitted the headquarters the material, the going out of mourning master can renovate. 比如发布委托,实际上还是将资料传送到总部,除灵师才能刷新出来。 Before comparing, but exempted the trustee and going out of mourning master travels between the time of association. 相比之前,只是免去了委托人和除灵师往返协会的时间。 If can design an intelligence to send the single system. 要是能够设计一个智能派单系统。 Coordinates to reduce the red packet again completely. 再配合满减红包。 Then is centered on going out of mourning, develops the business scope to the famous strange scenic spot. 然后以除灵为核心,拓展业务范围到著名灵异景点。 Strange related making merry project. 灵异相关的吃喝玩乐项目。 Perhaps has bright prospects. 说不定大有可为。 Moreover, related strange material, although is quite comprehensive, but the average person estimated that usually will be all right will not look. 另外,有关怪异的资料,虽然比较全面,但一般人估计平常没事是不会去看的。 Might as well increase a learn/study inspection system. 不如增加一个学习考核系统。 Will inspect the overall to be situated among the Line good friends. 将考核积分在Line好友之间排行。 During promotion public relations, disseminated the strange knowledge. 在促进社交的同时,也传播了怪异的知识。 To satisfy both sides. 岂不是两全其美。 Naturally, Qiao bridge does not design this APP products, perhaps they have a deeper consideration. 当然,乔桥不是设计这个APP的产品们,或许他们还有更深的考虑。 In this regard, Qiao bridge is non-specialized, only proposed the feedback, has not gone into seriously. 在这方面,乔桥并不专业,也就只提了提反馈意见,没有深究。 Shigeru Kamiyama filled in the request content quickly. 神山茂很快填写完了委托内容。 That side Qiao bridge also received the request through own code. 乔桥那边也通过自己的代码接到了委托。 Without discovering the resentful spirit, this did not need to collect fees only.” “如果没有发现怨灵的话,这一单就不用收费了。” On the side of Qiao bridge is reporting the charge way to Shigeru Kamiyama. 乔桥一边在向神山茂介绍收费方式。 If any, according to is specific, will have five to 100,000 Japanese Yen expense.” “如果有的话,根据情况不同,会有五到十万日元的费用。” Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” Shigeru Kamiyama receives also well, five to 100,000 Japanese Yen to him, but can also accept. 神山茂收入还不错,五到十万日元对他而言,还能接受。 That following, exhausted Divine Mountain mister leads me to go to your family to have a look at the situation.” “那接下来,就劳烦神山先生带我去你家看看情况吧。” The residence is mostly easiest to have the gloomy the place, therefore Qiao bridge naturally set this request. 住所大多都是最容易产生阴气的地方,所以乔桥自然提出了这个要求。 Shigeru Kamiyama has not rejected, has called then to lead Qiao bridge to arrive at itself the wife situated in Shibuya Station nearby family/home. 神山茂没有拒绝,给妻子打过电话便带着乔桥来到了自己位于涩谷站附近的家。 This is one two alone, there is a spacious courtyard. 这是一幢二层的独栋,有一个宽敞的院子。 Qiao bridge notices, in courtyard also kennel, but seemed like for sometime has not used. 乔桥注意到,院子里还有一个狗窝,只是看起来已经有一段时间没有使用了。 Changed the slipper, Qiao bridge went to a living room in building. 换了拖鞋,乔桥来到一楼的客厅。 Please drink tea.” “请喝茶。” The Shigeru Kamiyama's wife Divine Mountain Chidzuko is one typical and national courtyard housewife, facing Qiao bridge who Shigeru Kamiyama leads suddenly, maintained very good politeness, serves tea to supply water. 神山茂的妻子神山千鹤子是一名典型的和国家庭主妇,面对神山茂突然带回来的乔桥,也保持了很好的礼貌,端茶送水。 Later, said several with Shigeru Kamiyama. 之后,又和神山茂说了几句。 Is urged probably he tears down the kennel in courtyard a bit faster. 大概是催促他快点拆掉院子里的狗窝吧。 Qiao Qiaomin tea, then stood, in examination living room. 乔桥抿了一口茶,接着便站起来,查看客厅里。 The spirit regards to sweep. 灵视扫过。 In the room has many gloom to agglomerate. 房间里有很多阴气积聚。 Even Divine Mountain Chidzuko, contaminated much. 甚至就连神山千鹤子,也沾染了不少。 Un?” “嗯?” Qiao bridge sees on the cabinet of living room, there are several pictures. 乔桥看到客厅的橱柜上,有好几张照片。 This is my daughter, the real zither | Jean, she is preparing in the hospital is pregnant, now is not at home.” “这是我的女儿,真琴,她正在医院备孕,现在不在家。” Sees Qiao bridge somewhat to have doubts, Shigeru Kamiyama then answered. 见乔桥有些疑惑,神山茂便解释道。 No, Divine Mountain mister, I refers to this dog.” “不,神山先生,我指的是这条狗。” Qiao bridge discovered, in these pictures, many presented a form of dog. 乔桥发现,这些照片中,很多张都出现了一条狗的身影。 That is one with the country very common akita inu. 那是一条和国很常见的秋田犬。 „...... This is the shaddock, is I many years ago the dog that picks, what a pity, passed away two months ago.” “......这是柚子,是我多年前捡到的狗,可惜,在两个月前去世了。” Said this saying time, Shigeru Kamiyama's expression is somewhat dim. 说这话的时候,神山茂的表情有些黯淡。 This.” “这样吗。” Qiao bridge nods. 乔桥点了点头。 Looks again to the picture. 再看向照片。 Was lying lazily akita inu. 原本懒洋洋趴着的秋田犬。 Has sat well. 已经端坐了起来。 To Qiao bridge, showed a doge classical expression. 对乔桥,露出了一个doge般的经典表情。
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