„I came back.” “我回来了。” Asakawa Naoki draws out the key, pushes the door, when first enters the apartment. 浅川直树拔出钥匙,推门当先走进公寓。 Chiba Nanako stands in the entrance, front looks at the completely strange apartment, the footsteps a half second, inspires quietly, takes a step to enter corridor. 千叶奈奈子站在门口,看着面前完全陌生的公寓,脚步顿了半秒钟,才悄悄吸了口气,迈步走进玄关。 Standing firm. 稳住。 Do not be anxious. 不要紧张。 However is stays overnight in somebody's home late that's all, does not need to be worried completely, cricket Asakawa, if dares to handle the strange matter, a knee hit can teach him to cultivate the behavior! Perhaps later can also turn into Sister own! 不过是借宿一晚而已,完全不用担心,蛐蛐一只浅川,要是敢做奇怪的事情,一个膝撞就能教他做人了！说不定以后还能变成自己的小妹呢！ „Slipper.” “拖鞋。” Asakawa Naoki bends the waist to put out a spare woman slipper, puts in front of delinquent girl. 浅川直树弯腰拿出一双备用的女士拖鞋,放到不良少女面前。 „Aren't you a person live alone?” “你不是一个人独居吗？” Looks the furry rabbit slipper that the under foot obvious female student can wear, Chiba Nanako frowns gently, in the heart enhances vigilance: „Why in apartment will have girl's slipper? could it be said that......” „please receive your bored speculation.” Asakawa Naoki takes off the shoes, empty the eye was saying, „this is the slipper that my younger sister plays to wear, does not want to put on to be able barefoot.” 看着脚下明显女生才会穿的毛茸茸兔子拖鞋,千叶奈奈子轻轻蹙眉,心中提高警惕:“公寓里面为什么会有女孩子的拖鞋？难道说……”“请收起你的无聊猜测。”浅川直树脱下鞋子,虚着眼睛道,“这是我妹妹过来玩穿的拖鞋,不想穿可以光着脚。” „Snort, who said that doesn't put on?” “哼,谁说不穿了？” delinquent girl bends the waist to change the shoes, in the summer, now the weather is so also cold, does not put on shoes the ultra frozen foot? 不良少女弯腰换鞋,夏天也就罢了,现在天气这么冷,不穿鞋超冻脚的吧？ „, I also think that you are on Twitter pervert pervert of these special larceny female student shoes.” “嘁,我还以为你是推特上那些专门偷窃女生鞋子的变态痴汉呢。” „They are not pervert.” “他们并不是变态。” „Ha?” Chiba shuts out to look, „steals in girl's shoes the family/home, then hears Laiwen like the dog goes, what isn't pervert can also be?” “哈？”千叶嫌弃望来,“将女孩子的鞋子偷回家中,然后像狗一样闻来闻去,不是变态还能是什么？” Asakawa Naoki puts down school bag, righteousness expression: „Most of them, poor man that's all that but one crowd was suffered by the disease.” 浅川直树将书包放下,义正言辞道:“他们中的大部分人,只是一群被疾病折磨的可怜人而已。” „Said is pervert, rather is the disease of energetic aspect, seems like certain females, in the evening before sleeping, must turn on the shopping software, even if anything does not buy, will glance over for a half hour.” Asakawa Naoki looks to delinquent girl, seriously said, „this similarly is a disease, must govern.” “说是变态,不如说是精神方面的疾病,就好像某些女性,晚上睡觉之前必须要打开购物软件,哪怕什么东西都不买,也会浏览半个小时。”浅川直树看向不良少女,严肃道,“这同样是一种疾病,得治。” „bastard, what do you look at me to make?” delinquent girl shames clenches teeth angry, „I have not looked at that type of thing!” “魂淡,你看我做什么？”不良少女羞恼咬牙,“我又没有看那种东西！” Across corridor, enters in the room. 穿过玄关,走进屋中。 Chiba Nanako both hands hug in the chest front, the look size up curiously, this is a typical studio apartment, the area about 40 squares, but sparrow, although slightly is fully equipped, the bedroom, balcony, washroom, kitchen wait/etc, had it all, a person lives alone completely sufficiently. 千叶奈奈子双手抱在胸前,眼神好奇打量,这是一间典型的单身公寓,面积在四十平方左右,不过麻雀虽小五脏俱全,卧室、阳台、洗手间、厨房等等,一应俱全,一个人独居完全够用。 „~ very clean.” “啧~挺干净的嘛。” Chiba Nanako looks to the wall, on wall clean, a Bishoujo poster cannot see, in the room is clean, neat and tidy, the air is also very fresh, does not have the disgusting smoke, does not have the strange stink. 千叶奈奈子向墙上望去,墙壁上干干净净,一张美少女海报都看不见,屋子里面也是干干净净、整整齐齐,空气很清新,既没有让人厌恶的烟味,也没有奇怪的臭味。 „Also thinks that a boy person lives, the room is the trash nest.” “还以为男孩子一个人住,房间都是垃圾窝呢。” „You are the blind prejudice that repeats ideas to create.” The Asakawa Naoki narration said, „the cat dog will reorganize the own nest, human will not like the dirty , noisy and disorder environment, the room is very chaotic, in the final analysis only has a character, that is lazy.” “你这是人云亦云造成的盲目偏见。”浅川直树叙述道,“就连猫狗都会整理自己的窝,人类更不会喜欢脏乱差的环境,房间很乱,归根到底只有一个字,那就是懒。” Naturally, there is a special case, for example obedient kitty Sensei of next door, the person is not lazy, what a pity is the clumsy housework idiot, somewhat kills the thief, is unable to save the situation. 当然了,也有特殊案例,比如隔壁的软猫老师,人并不懒,可惜是个笨手笨脚的家务白痴,有些杀贼,无力回天。 delinquent girl ominous looked upward elegant face: „You said that who is blind the prejudice?” 不良少女凶巴巴仰起俏脸:“你说谁盲目偏见呢？” my arse! Listened to so many only to remember the blind prejudice! The gorilla in your brain circuit might as well zoo! 你妹啊！听了这么多就只记得盲目偏见了吗！你的脑回路还不如动物园里的大猩猩呢！ „Woof woof.” “汪汪。” The short leg dog is actually not shy, swings the small tail to be upon the jump in the apartment, left smells right smells, like adventurer who explores in the castle. 短腿柯基犬倒是丝毫不怕生,摇着小尾巴在公寓里跑来跑去,左闻闻右闻闻,如同在城堡中探险的冒险家。 Some Asakawa Naoki slightly headaches, the hamster cage is too what a pity small, the stopper does not go in: „Kabuinujiro, if the chaotic urine, you are responsible for cleaning up everywhere cleanly.” 浅川直树稍微有些头痛,可惜仓鼠笼太小,塞不进去:“犬次郎如果到处乱尿,你负责清理干净。” „...... ” “……哼。” Chiba Nanako light snort/hum, is complies, delinquent girl must speak the custom, will not shirk the responsibility at this matter. 千叶奈奈子轻哼一声,算是答应下来,不良少女也要讲规矩,不会在这种事情上推卸责任。 „hey, mouse?” “诶,老鼠？” This delinquent girl arrives at side Asakawa, sees the two hamsters in basket quickly. 这个不良少女走到浅川身边,很快看到笼子中的两只仓鼠。 „Is the hamster.” “是仓鼠。” Asakawa Naoki investigates the correct path. 浅川直树纠正道。 „Has anything to distinguish, in any case is the Muridae animals.” Chiba Nanako curls the lip saying that „no guts mouse class.” “有什么区别嘛,反正都是鼠科动物。”千叶奈奈子撇嘴道,“无胆鼠类。” Hey, do not look down upon the mouse! «Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy» in has proposed, boss on eventually Earth is the mouse, may be called in the mammal evolve most successful existence, the sense of hearing, sense of smell and sense of touch are keener than human, although the vision is disappointing, but others have the night vision ability! If erupts the world war, human may exterminate, the mouse can survive as before tenaciously! 喂,别看不起老鼠啊！《银河系漫游指南》里面提出过,地球上的终究boss就是老鼠,堪称哺乳动物中进化最成功的存在,听觉、嗅觉、触觉都比人类灵敏许多,虽然视力差劲,但人家有夜视能力啊！假如爆发世界大战,人类或许会灭绝,老鼠依旧能够顽强存活下来啊！ „The temperament of hamster is very disappointing.” Seeing delinquent girl is quite curious, wants to put out a hand to tease, the Asakawa Naoki reminder said, „was careful it hits you.” “仓鼠的脾气很差劲。”见不良少女相当好奇,想要伸手逗弄,浅川直树提醒道,“小心它打你。” „Hits me?” “打我？” Chiba Nanako opens the eye, on the face shows a day of desolate talked in the night the shocking expression, „could it be it will pull out the rocket ejector, flew to hit me?” 千叶奈奈子睁大眼睛,脸上露出天荒夜谈般的震惊表情,“难道它会掏出火箭喷射器,飞出来打我？” That is the rocket raccoon, the raccoons and hamster eight bamboo poles cannot project on one! 那是火箭浣熊,浣熊和仓鼠八竿子都打不到一块啊！ „You feed a grain of melon seed to try.” Asakawa Naoki said. “你喂一粒瓜子试试。”浅川直树说道。 „hey?” “诶？” „Spatial melon husks, inside melon seeds and nuts oneself eats.” “空瓜子壳,里面的瓜子仁自己吃掉。” Chiba Nanako takes up a grain of melon seed, starts the exhausted melon seed clumsy, finally just bared, the melon seed fell on the ground, was squatted in nearby Kabuinujiro tongue one volume, ate directly, really licks the dog, licked to have everything expected to find finally. 千叶奈奈子拿起一粒瓜子,笨手笨脚地开始剥瓜子,结果刚刚剥开,瓜子就掉在了地上,被蹲守在旁边的犬次郎舌头一卷,直接吃掉,果然是舔狗,舔到最后应有尽有。 „Woof woof.” “汪汪。” „Melon seed type of thing troubled.” delinquent girl complained, „no wonder only then the hamster will eat.” “瓜子这种东西麻烦死了。”不良少女抱怨道,“怪不得只有仓鼠才会吃。” The Japanese generally cracking with the teeth melon seed, they do not think that this is to food that pet eats, even also thinks that the cracking with the teeth melon seed the afraid to say a word behavior is not very polite, in the usual daily life, basically cannot see the melon seed, even if there are, is still to peel good does not have the melon seeds and nuts of soul. It is said wants to judge a nationality of Asian, gave him a melon seed to be OK, that person of clumsy cracking with the teeth melon seed, will not be the Japanese is a South Korean! 日本人普遍不会嗑瓜子,他们认为这是给宠物吃的食物,甚至还认为嗑瓜子的吞吞吐吐的行为很不礼貌,平时的日常生活中,基本见不到瓜子,就算有,也是剥好的没有灵魂的瓜子仁。据说想要判断一个亚洲人的国籍,给他一把瓜子就可以了,笨手笨脚不会嗑瓜子的那个人,不是日本人就是韩国人啊！ A delinquent girl to peel good grain of melon seed, eats the melon seeds and nuts with great difficulty, then husks the spatial melon the hamster that gives yellow Liuliu. 不良少女好不容易剥好一粒瓜子,将瓜子仁吃掉,然后把空瓜子壳递给黄溜溜的仓鼠。 The hamster unrestrained/no trace of politeness, before stretching out two , the claw grasps the spatial melon to husk, delivers toward the mouth, by hamster walnut kernel insufficient brain, even if in front of its to eat the melon seeds and nuts, it cannot distinguish. 仓鼠毫不客气,伸出两只前爪抱住空瓜子壳,就往嘴边送,以仓鼠连核桃仁都不足的大脑,哪怕是当着它的面吃掉瓜子仁,它也分辨不出来。 „kāchā kāchā.” “咔嚓咔嚓。” After the discovery is a grain of spatial melon husks, Hamster-kun quickly tarries, probably the thinker same raised the head, as if in ponder life. 发现是一粒空瓜子壳后,仓鼠君很快呆住,像是思考者一样抬起头来,似乎在思考人生。 „Did this end?” delinquent girl turns the head to look, „no special.” “这就完了？”不良少女转头望来,“没什么特别的嘛。” „Continues to feed.” “继续喂。” Asakawa Naoki sluggish say/way. 浅川直树慢吞吞道。 Chiba Nanako follows a set pattern, fed a grain of spatial melon to husk, looks that stupidly continued the hamster that held the spatial melon seed to gnaw, bored say/way: „Then?” 千叶奈奈子如法炮制,又喂了一粒空瓜子壳,看着傻乎乎继续抱着空瓜子啃的仓鼠,无聊道:“然后呢？” „Hey one grain again.” “再喂一粒。” „Hey, should your fellow not regard the hamster the same as play me?” “喂,你这家伙该不是把我当成了仓鼠一样耍吧？” „You are not dull.” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head, „fed 12 grains of you to know the consequence again.” “你还没有那么呆。”浅川直树摇头,“再喂一两粒你就知道后果了。” On the Chiba Nanako face shows the expression that shuts out, fed a grain of spatial melon to husk. 千叶奈奈子脸上露出嫌弃的表情,又喂了一粒空瓜子壳。 Then...... 然后…… „squeak squeak!” “吱吱！” Eats Hamster-kun that three grains of spatial melons husked to be finally angry continually, exudes the high-pitched and fine angry cry, then hugs the melon in hand to husk, lost to delinquent girl furiously. 一连吃了三粒空瓜子壳的仓鼠君终于愤怒起来,发出尖细的恼怒叫声,然后抱起手中的瓜子壳,奋力向不良少女丢了过来。 „!” “啪！” Chiba Nanako carelessly, was husked to pound by the melon for a while directly on the face, the subconsciousness retrocedes half step, lifts the hand to cover by the left face that the melon husks to hit, unbelievable say/way: „Does it dare to pound me unexpectedly?” 千叶奈奈子一时不慎,直接被瓜子壳砸在了脸上,下意识后退半步,抬手捂住被瓜子壳击中的左脸,难以置信道:“它居然敢砸我？”