„Yotsuba, do not come!”
“四叶,别过来!”Asakawa Naokiinspireslightly, shoutsdecisively.浅川直树轻吸口气,果断喊道。„hey?”
“诶?”Yotsubafootsteps, saidcuriously: „Asakawa-sanhow?”四叶脚步一顿,好奇道:“浅川同学怎么了?”
The Ninoashamed and resentfuldesirecertainly, the planincarnationtyrannosaurusbeastdismembered a bodyAsakawa Naoki, hearstwo peopleto speak, made an effortto clench teethto endure patiently.二乃羞愤欲绝,本打算化身暴龙兽将浅川直树大卸八块,听到两人说话,使劲咬牙忍耐了下来。
It is not good.
不行。Cannotimpulse.
不能冲动。
The presentsituationcannotbe seenbyYotsubaabsolutely, will otherwise definitely suspect that oneselfhelpsbastardAsakawahandlethatmatter!
现在的情况绝对不能被四叶看见,不然肯定会怀疑自己帮魂淡浅川做那种事情吧!„Tempurahas exploded.”
“天妇罗已经炸好了。”Asakawa Naokiturns very quiet, does not makeoneselfshow the unusualexpressionto come, saidcalmly: „Yougo to the washroomto washstartto cometo eatagain.”浅川直树屏住呼吸,不让自己露出异样的表情来,若无其事道:“你去洗手间洗一下手再过来吃。”„Whycango to the washroom?” The Yotsubatiltedhead, on the facereveals the doubts the expression, „kitchencanwash the hands.”„Because the tempurapresenttemperaturesomewhatis high.”Asakawa Naokinaturallythinks the mental note, „youwashed the hands, the temperaturejustdropsto the situation that is suitableto eat.”
“为什么要去洗手间呢?”四叶歪了歪头,脸上露出疑惑的表情,“厨房就可以洗手嘛。”“因为天妇罗现在的温度还有些高。”浅川直树自然是想好腹稿,“等你洗完手回来,温度刚好下降到最适合吃的地步。”„unexpectedlyeven the temperaturecalculated, Asakawa-sanwas quite fierce.”Yotsubaopens the eye, on the facerevealsto admire the shockingexpression, thenlifts the handsalute saying that „got it, my washed the hands.”
“居然连温度都计算在内了,浅川同学好厉害。”四叶睁大眼睛,脸上露出高山仰止的震惊表情,然后抬手敬礼道,“明白了,我这就去洗手。”AsYotsubaturns aroundto go far away, Asakawa NaokiandNinoalsorelax.
随着四叶转身远去,浅川直树和二乃同时松了口气。Then......
然后……„Bang!”
“砰!”Powderfistrelentlesslyfellon the Asakawa Naokithigh.
一记粉拳毫不留情地落在了浅川直树大腿上。„lecherAsakawa!”
“色狼浅川!”Asakawa Naokicorners of the mouth lightly twitched, looks downbecomes flushedto the elegantfaceashamed and resentfully, as ifvolcanoforthcomingNino, saidin a low voice:浅川直树轻轻扯了下嘴角,低头看向俏脸羞愤涨红,仿佛火山即将爆发的二乃,低声道:„Yotsubacould not takeoneminuteto come back, youhad free timeto hitme, might as wellfirstuntie the hairsaidagain.”
“四叶要不了一分钟就会回来,你有空打我,不如先把头发解开再说。”„......”
“……”Ninocloselybites the lip, knows the time press, for the time beingpresses downmurderous aura, startsto competewith the hair.二乃紧紧咬住下嘴唇,也知道时间紧迫,暂且按下杀气,开始和头发较劲。Is goodinthistimewas not gripped the difficultofficelike the hairby the tramgate, Ninounties the hairquickly, is out ofdanger, avoidedsentencedashamedin the presence of everyone.
好在这一次不像头发被电车门夹住那样难办,二乃很快解开头发,脱离险境,避免了被当众处刑的羞耻。„How do youwant dead?”
“你想怎么死?”Ninostands uprapidly, the powderfistgrips tightly, the body surfaceclearlyhas the redmurderous auraturbulentcombustion, if the corners of the mouthgrowtwosmallcanine teethagain, can the female of nopressurecostailbeastcoatcall the person.二乃迅速站起身,粉拳紧握,体表分明有红色的杀气汹涌燃烧,如果嘴角再长出两颗小虎牙,可以无压力cos尾兽外衣的女性鸣人。„Un......”stops for a halfsecond, Asakawa Naokisaidsilently,„a moment agowhatyoubumped intois the cell phone.”
“嗯……”停顿半秒钟,浅川直树默默道,“刚才你碰到的是手机。”„Shut up!”
“闭嘴!”WhenyouIam a fool!
你当我是笨蛋嘛!shamelessAsakawa!下流浅川!As a High SchoolSecond Yearyoung girl, Ninonaturallyis not the puresmallwhite bloom, the thing of this/shouldunderstandinghad understood, the thing that should notlook athas also looked, veryclearoneselfbumped into anything a moment ago...... thatishuman the source of evil, only thencuts awaylike the stainlessregimentcompletely, canmake the worldwelcome the peace!
身为一名高中二年级少女,二乃当然不是纯洁的小白花,该了解的东西都已经了解,不该看的东西也已经看过,很清楚自己刚才碰到了什么东西……那是人类的罪恶之源,只有像无垢者军团那样全部切掉,才能让世界迎来和平!„Imovehave not moved, howcancalculatemymistake?”
“我动都没有动,怎么能算我的错?”Ninobitespink lipsindignantly, shamesto lookangrydownward, „somepeoplebreatheare wrong, saidwasyou!”二乃愤愤咬住粉唇,羞恼向下望去,“有些人呼吸都是错误,说的就是你了!”Cheerfulfootsteps sound.
欢快的脚步声响起。„Asakawa-san, Iwashed the expert.”
“浅川同学,我洗好手了。”
The Yotsubavitalityfullshoutresounds.四叶元气满满的喊声响起。Asakawa Naokiturns the headto look, maintains composure saying: „Eats the tempura.”浅川直树转头望去,不动声色道:“过来吃天妇罗。”
The protractedplan, successfullyis completed.
拖延计划,圆满完成。
If not use the idle talkdraggingtime, unavoidablymustbe intimateNinoseveralfists, but alsohas no wayto counter-attack, the humaninherentmen and womenconcept is very fearful, obviouslyoneselfbythatperson of profiting, in the endwhatis afraidisoneself, reallyonly then the status of rejectionhuman, canevolveto the higher levellifebody!
要是不用废话拖延时间,难免又要挨上二乃几拳头,还没法反击,人类固有的男女观念果然很可怕,明明自己才是被占便宜的那个人,到头来心虚的还是自己,果然只有舍弃人类的身份,才能够进化到更高级的生命体啊!„Daresto sayhalfcharacter, not even god can save you!”
“敢说出去半个字,上帝都救不了你!”Ninoclenches teethto warn,looks downto the place that did not bump intoa moment agocarefully, on the facerevealsto look at the nonrecoverabletrash the exclusionexpression, „turns around, do not makeYotsubasee.”二乃咬牙警告,低头看向刚才不小心碰到的地方,脸上露出看不可回收垃圾的嫌弃表情,“转过身去,不要让四叶看见。”Asakawa Naokicannot bearsay: „Whereshameless?”浅川直树忍不住道:“哪里下流了?”„Underentirebody, whichshameless!”
“全身上下,哪儿都下流!”
......
……During the speeches, Yotsubaslightlyruns over, thensees the Ninodifference, is astonishedhoweversaid:
说话间,四叶小跑过来,一眼便看到二乃的异样,讶然道:„Ninoyourfaceis quite red,...... seemed the stealing foodthingto be caughtbyOkaa-sanprobablyin childhoodequallyred.”
“二乃你脸好红,就好像……就好像小时候偷吃东西被妈妈抓到一样红。”Hey, yoursixth sense was also too accurate, spoke thoughtlesslyguessesguessed! In some sense, Ninowas truly doingto steal the matter of fishy smellcata moment ago.
喂喂,你的第六感也太准了吧,随口一猜就猜中了啊!从某种意义上来说,二乃刚才确实是在做偷腥猫的事情。„Was not chokeda moment agocarefullyby the hot pepper.” The Ninocorner of the eyebeatsgently, suppresses the angerdiligently, stretches the scarceface saying that „do not eat the tempura?”
“刚才不小心被辣椒呛到了。”二乃眼角轻轻跳动,努力压制住火气,绷紧俏脸道,“你不是要吃天妇罗吗?”„Do not askso many, comesto eata bit faster.”
“别问那么多,快点过来吃。”„Goodgood.”
“好啊好啊。”Yotsubahas not continuedto closely examine, takes a step, startsto betrialeating.四叶没有继续追问,迈步走了进来,开始担任试吃员。„kāchā.”
“咔嚓。”
The tooth and golden yellowcrispveiltouchedgently, resounded the smallcrispsound.
牙齿和金黄酥脆的面衣轻轻触碰,响起了小小的酥脆声音。„Wú~reallysuper duper tasty.”
“唔~果然超好吃。”
The Yotsubaeyebends, turned into the crescent moon, swallows the fried shrimp in mouth, thenraises up a thumb: „Iam willing saying that Asakawa-sanis the tempurais strongest.”四叶眼睛弯起,变成了月牙儿,将口中的炸虾咽下,然后竖起一根大拇指:“我愿意称浅川同学是天妇罗最强。”
The Asakawa Naokicomplexionis invariable: „Eats the thingtimedo not speak.”浅川直树面色不变:“吃东西的时候不要说话。”„Fruit, reallycannot stop......”
“果、果然停不下来……”YotsubagivesAsakawa the smalldish in hand, in the eyepupil the startwinkle, the whole faceis‚masterthrowsfooda bit faster’ the anticipation.四叶将手中的小碟子递给浅川,眼眸中星星闪烁,满脸都是‘主人快点投食’的期待。Atetwotempurafried shrimpcontinually, Yotsubaput down the chopstickslongingly, turned the headto looktoNino, suddenly the doubtssaid:
一连吃了两只天妇罗炸虾,四叶才恋恋不舍地放下筷子,转头看向二乃,忽然疑惑道:„Nino, how have youbeen washing the hands?”
“二乃,你怎么一直在洗手?”Ninoacts, „Iwashed, said goodbye.”二乃动作一顿,“我洗完了,告辞。”„hey?” The Yotsubalookis vacant, „Ninohow?”
“诶?”四叶眼神茫然,“二乃怎么了?”Asakawa Naokihesitates saying: „It is estimated thatto several days of each monthhaving a fit of temper.”浅川直树沉吟道:“估计是到了每个月发脾气的那几天。”Yotsubafaceonered, „not!”四叶脸一红,“才不是呢!”
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