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Song Qingqiao face slightly red, said: I look down upon their smug appearances, looking for a foreigner has anything to be great.” 宋清俏脸微红,道:“我就是看不起他们那嘚瑟的样子,找个外国人有什么了不起的。” Yu Huifei this achievement gainer, naturally is goes all out to nod saying: Right, cannot be used to them.” 余会非这个作为既得利者,自然是拼命点头道:“对,不能惯着他们。” Song clear looks type that Yu Huifei that was not concerned about face, was one speechless, moved out of the way a point subconsciously, I also shut out your meaning. 宋清看着余会非那不要脸的样,也是一阵无语,下意识的挪开了一点,一副我也嫌弃你的意思。 Yu Huifei does not care, calls money to be correct to drink. 余会非也不在意,招呼着钱有道喝酒。 Opposite four people are not quiet, the speech voice is also big. 对面的四个人并不消停,说话声音也不小。 Since they chatted, Yu Huifei discovered, they were not the foreign visitors, foreign student but who went to college in the Taizhou city, two girls seemed like the reader-companion to transfer the girlfriend. 从他们聊天中,余会非发现,他们不是外国游客,而是在泰州城上大学的留学生,两个女孩似乎是伴读转女友。 From chatting to look, among four people led by two black person, two girls is completely...... un...... the set-off. 从聊天中就能看出来,四个人当中是以两个黑人为主导的,两个女孩完全就是……嗯……陪衬。 The however three people do not want to listen to others secrets, leans simply the body, oneself has chatted own to consider as finished. 不过三人也不太想听人家的秘密,干脆侧过身子,自己自己的算了。 money Youdao changes the topic: Yeah, I thought that my younger sister does look familiar? How to be a bit like couple of days ago the bank robbery younger sister......” 钱有道岔开话题道:“哎,我看咱家妹子这么眼熟呢?咋有点像前两天银行抢劫案里的妹子呢……” Yu Huifei said: Do not look, what is the resembles, that is. Your blind person, recognizes now.” 余会非道:“别看了,什么叫像,这就是。你个瞎子,现在才认出来。” money Youdao surprised say/way: Really? I said that can be kidnapped by the robber, but can also coordinate the police to hold the hero of robber, definitely is not the average person. Originally is we younger sister, this was natural.” 钱有道惊讶的道:“真是啊?我就说么,能够被劫匪劫持,还能配合警方抓住劫匪的女中豪杰,肯定不是一般人。原来是咱们自家妹子,这就理所当然了。” Song scavenged: „Can you two want the face?” 宋清道:“你们两个能要点脸么?” Yu Huifei and money are correct say/way with one voice: Does not want.” 余会非和钱有道异口同声的道:“不要。” Song clear: „......” 宋清:“……” money Youdao said with a smile: Younger sister, do not visit us. Lived for dozens years, completely understood early, face that thing is not most valuable, a bird has not used.” 钱有道笑道:“妹子,别看我们了。活了几十年了,早看透了,面子那东西最不值钱,没个鸟用。” The Yu Huifei nod said: Right, the granddaughter, listens to your elder brother right.” 余会非点头道:“对,孙女,听你哥的没错。” Such remarks, Song Qinghai had not responded that the nearby money is correct the mouth saying: „Does this saying listen so to be irritable? Do you occupy me cheaply are?” 此话一出,宋清还没反应呢,边上的钱有道吧嗒吧嗒嘴道:“这话听着怎么那么别扭呢?你占我便宜是不是?” A Yu Huifei face sincere say/way: Where has, our one yard normalizing code, various junctions various. She called your elder brother, you called her younger sister, from age, without issue?” 余会非一脸正色的道:“哪有啊,我们一码归一码,各交各的。她叫你哥,你叫她妹,从年龄上来看,没问题吧?” money Youdao nods. 钱有道点头。 Yu Huifei continues saying: In the rank, she is my granddaughter, I am her grandfather. She called your elder brother, called my grandfather, didn't have the issue?” 余会非继续道:“在辈分上,她是我孙女,我是她爷爷。她喊你哥,也喊我爷爷,也没问题吧?” money Youdao continues to nod...... 钱有道继续点头…… Then waited for a meeting, money to be correct to look that sat in Yu Huifei that drank easely, asked: How didn't you say downward?” 然后等了一会,钱有道看着坐在那悠悠然喝酒的余会非,问道:“你怎么不往下说了?” „Wasn't this repeatedly clear? What added? She is my granddaughter, you are her elder brother, without issue.” Yu Huifei serious say/way. “这不屡清楚了么?还说啥啊?她是我孙女,你是她哥,没问题了啊。”余会非严肃的道。 Money is correct to touch beverage bottle: Spoke the logical expression!” 钱有道摸过酒瓶子:“说人话!” Yu Huifei looked at beverage bottle, then said: „...... Called the younger sister.” 余会非看了看酒瓶子,然后道:“呃……还是都叫妹妹吧。” This also almost.” money Youdao puts down beverage bottle, two people continue to drink. “这还差不多。”钱有道放下酒瓶子,两人继续喝酒。 Song clear has taken beverage bottle, was responsible for giving two person but actually liquor, the big beautiful woman liquor, two people naturally were but actually delicious. 宋清则拿过酒瓶子,负责给两个人倒酒,大美女倒酒,两人自然是美滋滋的。 At least, walks one person sees this, must deliver the vision of envying. 至少,一走一过的人看到这一幕,都得送上了羡慕的目光。 The previous quarter added that the face does not have two goods that the bird uses, immediately thought on face emit light, the back was straight...... 前一刻还说面子没鸟用的两货,顿时就觉得脸上生光,腰杆都直了…… Song clear hehe said: Isn't does not attach great importance to face-saving?” 宋清呵呵道:“不是不要面子么?” Two people say/way with one voice: Given for nothing do not want white/in vain.” 两人异口同声的道:“白给的不要白不要。” Song clear:...... 宋清:…… Is chatting, the form collected together suddenly, latter sat in Yu Huifei near their table. 正聊着呢,一道身影忽然凑了过来,后一屁股就坐在了余会非他们的桌子边上。 Comes the person impressively is in two black person! 来人赫然是两个黑人中的一个! After this black person sits down, staring looks at Song clear, takes Yu Huifei their beverage bottle to give the oneself but actually liquor, then reveals a white tooth, speaks this incomparably faltering Chinese saying: Beautiful miss, you are really attractive, can I add a good friend with you? I called the horse to be auspicious, was the prince in African Narquin country's, saw you, was really honored. I liked you......” 这黑人坐下后,直勾勾的看着宋清,拿过余会非他们的酒瓶子就给自己倒酒,然后露出一口洁白的牙齿,操这一口无比蹩脚的汉语道:“美丽的姑娘,你真漂亮,我能跟你加个好友么?我叫马吉利,是非洲纳尔坎国的王子,见到你,真的是太荣幸了。我太喜欢你了……” Song clear who let alone disliked these two blacks, at this moment, even if has no Yu Huifei of opinion to the black person, the face was black! 别说本就讨厌这两个黑人的宋清了,此时此刻,就算是对黑人没啥意见的余会非,脸都黑了! Before Song clear the action had indicated she and Yu Huifei are the lover relate, finally at present this goods directly flagrant undermining a wall, this fuck...... 之前宋清的举动已经表明了她和余会非是情侣关系,结果眼前这货直接明目张胆的挖墙脚,这尼玛…… Simply not Yu Huifei, when the person looks! 简直就是没把余会非当个人看啊! Yu Huifei pats the table say/way: Go away!” 余会非一拍桌子道:“滚!” Black person horse auspicious hears word, looked at Yu Huifei puzzled, then looked at the own companion. 黑人马吉利闻言,不解的看了一眼余会非,然后又看了看自己的同伴。 On another table, the black person is smiling to him, gave the hand signal of refueling. 另外一张桌子上,那黑人正对他笑呢,做了个加油的手势。 The female companions are smiling, seemed saying that does not need to fear. 女伴则在笑,仿佛在说不用怕。 Meaning that three people have not prevented in any case, is the appearances of seeing a play. 反正三个人没有阻止的意思,都是看戏的样子。 horse auspicious as if the first time was not did this matter, neglected Yu Huifei directly, but continued to scavenge to Song: additional good friend? I really liked you, we can first know......” 马吉利似乎也不是第一次干这种事了,直接忽略了余会非,而是继续对宋清道:“加个好友呗?我真的太喜欢你了,我们可以先认识一下……” Song scavenged: I do not want to know you, please leave.” 宋清道:“我不想认识你,请你离开。” Auspicious horse continues to try hard pieces together in his belly not many Chinese saying: I, Prince. I am the future king, we know, you do not suffer a loss.” 马吉利继续努力的拼凑着他肚子里不多的汉语道:“我,王子。我是未来的国王,我们认识一下,你不吃亏。” „!” Yu Huifei lifted the hand is a beverage bottle child racket on the horse auspicious forehead! “啪!”余会非抬手就是一酒瓶子拍在了马吉利的脑门上! The blood slid instantaneously! 鲜血瞬间溜了下来! horse auspicious life, covers the head to retreat in the future, draws back while calls out pitifully. 马吉利嗷的一生,捂着脑袋往后退去,一边退一边惨叫。 Another black person sees this, stood angrily, then saw all around northeast man to stand simultaneously: Your does motherfucking want to do?” 另一个黑人见此,愤怒的站了起来,然后就见四周的东北汉子同时站了起来:“你tm想干啥?” The black person instigated immediately, sat. 那黑人顿时怂了,又坐了回去。 Made you sit down? Here does not welcome you, go away!” The boss came out, is pointing at the entrance directly, scolded. “让你坐下了么?这里不欢迎你们,滚!”老板出来了,直接指着门口,呵斥道。 The horse auspicious female companions see this, gets angry: How can you like this? Isn't my friend and they cracks a joke? The one by one joke cannot open, the heart is narrow.” 马吉利的女伴见此,怒道:“你们怎么能这样?我朋友不就是和他们开个玩笑么?一个个的玩笑都开不起,心胸狭隘。” Yu Huifei hears this saying, came air/Qi, the foreigner was innocent, no matter they really did not understand, could not install, was at least passable. 余会非听到这话,更来气了,外国人不懂事,不管他们是真不懂,还是装不懂,至少说得过去。 However this locally born native, actually said such words to come, Yu Huifei sprouted for the first time gave her also to come an impulsion of beverage bottle! 但是这土生土长的本地人,竟然说出这样的话来,余会非第一次萌生了给她也来一酒瓶子的冲动! Some people get angry: Yes? Do I also joke with you? The younger sister, walks, opens the room?” 有人怒道:“是么?那我也跟你开个玩笑呗?妹子,走啊,开房去?” Face white that the girl air/Qi, points at the opposite party saying: „Are you also concerned about face? Has not to have quality a little?” 女孩气的脸一阵白,指着对方道:“你还要脸么?有没有点素质?” As soon as the people listen, this is double mark dog! 众人一听,这是一条双标狗啊! Was immediately hot. 顿时都火了。 However looks at the opposite party is the woman, everyone is not good really to begin, or scolded was too coarse. 不过看对方是女人,大家也不好真动手,或者骂的太难听。 The girl sees this, the self-satisfied supineness begins saying: „ What's wrong? Isn't right? 女孩见此,得意的仰起头道:“怎么?不对么? Cannot play the joke, a great nation mood does not have. 开不起玩笑,一点大国情怀都没有。 Facing the international friend, duo duo compels, is this Great nation People this matter of doing? 面对国际友人,咄咄相逼,这是一个大国子民该做的事情么? You...... get what one deserves are looked humblly! 你们啊……活该被人看得低贱! Vitality/Angry? 生气了? Looks at your gate that to instigate the type, has the skill to hit me? 瞧你门那怂样,有本事打我啊? I told you, I was the reader-companion of horse Jili prince, was his girlfriend, the official position, was other, was not you can stir up. 我告诉你们,我是马吉利王子的伴读,也是他的女朋友,无论是官方地位,还是其他的,都不是你们惹得起的。 Did not fear that causes the diplomatic dispute, you hit me one to try although! ” 不怕引起外交纠纷,你们尽管打我一下试试!” Such remarks, the people on the scene look very angry, the words that but the female spoke have to ponder, if caused the international dispute, this is really not good to do. 此话一出,在场的众人都是怒容满面,但是女子说的话也不得不思考一下,万一引起了国际纠纷,这还真不好搞。 Immediately had the scruples...... 顿时有了顾忌…… The females see this, even more was immediately self-satisfied, is hugging the horse auspicious arm, supine beginning of bullying the weak by relying on powerful connections, to everyone high sound said: „ What's wrong? 女子见此,顿时越发的得意了,搂着马吉利的胳膊,狐假虎威的仰起头,对着所有人高声道:“怎么? Doesn't dare to hit me? 不敢打我了? Just was not very ominous? 刚刚不是都挺凶的么? Now instigates? 现在就怂了? The trash nationality is the trash nationality, can never stand! 垃圾民族就是垃圾民族,永远站不起来! Does one by one stare to do? 一个个瞪眼睛干啥? Has the skill to hit me? 有本事打我啊? Come, hits me! ” 来啊,打我啊!” Hears this saying, some people could not have borne, to rub had the sleeve to hit the person, but is still restraining diligently. 听到这话,有人已经忍不住了,撸起袖子想要打人了,不过还在努力克制着。 Yu Huifei and money are correct take up beverage bottle directly, wanted on. 余会非和钱有道直接抄起酒瓶子,就要上了。 Finally the form is together quicker than them, rushes vigorously, extends a hand to hold that girl's clothes collar, turns around, flings! 结果一道身影比他们还快呢,一个健步冲了上去,伸出一只手抓住那女孩的衣服领子,转身,一甩! Bang! 砰! The girl the shoulder had been fallen directly by one on the ground! 女孩直接被一个过肩摔摔在了地上! Wish of girl sore grimacing sits, finally saw that person to take up beverage bottle to pound to her forehead on conveniently! 女孩疼的呲牙咧嘴的想要坐起来,结果就见那人随手抄起一个酒瓶子对着她的脑门上就砸了下去! ! 啪! Beverage bottle smashing! 酒瓶粉碎! The girl directly patted whole face was the bruise in the past. 女孩直接被拍的满脸是血晕了过去。 At this time everyone saw clearly again, the person of beginning impressively was Song clear! 这时候大家再看清楚,动手之人赫然是宋清! No one has thought, some really people will intend to hit a woman. 谁都没想到,真有人会出手打一个女人。 However saw that after is the woman hits a woman, one group of diners immediately clap the palm of the hand to call out: Okay good, good! Old younger sister! Does attractiveness!” 但是看到是女人打女人后,一群食客顿时拍着巴掌叫道:“好好好,好啊!老妹儿!干的漂亮!” And seems like the southerner, drank a young wine, the tongue is not agile, with saying: Graceful!” 其中一个似乎是南方人,喝了点小酒,舌头不利索,跟着道:“帅!” Obviously, no matter north the south, facing this double mark dog of standing in own national territory, digs up the eyelid unable to have a liking, various types shut out the dislike. 显然,不管南方北方,面对这种站在自家国土上的双标狗,都是扒着眼皮都看不上,各种嫌弃加厌恶。 Song clear clapped, to all around is cuping one hand in the other across the chest saying: Everyone heard, is she was shouting makes me hit her, I satisfy her desire.” 宋清拍拍手,对着四周拱拱手道:“大家听到了,是她喊着让我打她的,我就是满足一下她的愿望。” The people smiled: Enemy, her oneself request.” 众人笑了:“对头,她自己要求的。” Another black person and girl lower the head, does not dare to speak. 另外一个黑人和女孩则低着头,不敢吭声了。 They also looked, here was not quite the same as the Taizhou city, they had the school to protect in that side, how can want to jump to stumble how to gang up, however no one was serious them here radically. 他们也看出来了,这里跟泰州城不太一样,他们在那边有学校护着,可以想怎么蹦跶就怎么本勾搭,但是在这边根本没人把他们当回事。 Walks......” girl to draw another black person, the black person drew the horse to walk auspicious. “走走走……”女孩拉着另一个黑人,那黑人拉着马吉利就走了。 As for the ground is lying down girl, three people left half-finished directly. 至于地上躺着的女孩,三人直接扔下不管了。 Sees this, people shakes the head, scolds: „The oneself person said that abandons abandons...... the draft animal.” 看到这一幕,众人一阵摇头,骂道:“自己人说扔下就扔下……牲口。” Causing trouble walked, everyone neat looked to Song clear, saying with a smile of one by one: Younger sister, flamboyant, we respect your one cup. You drink water on the line, we did.” 闹事的走了,大家齐刷刷的看向了宋清,一个个的笑道:“妹子,牛逼,我们敬你一杯。你喝水就行啊,我们干了。” Then one group of people really did. 然后一群人真的干了。 Song clear worthily was the practicing martial arts family background, although was seemingly delicate, in the bone was to actually bring one heroically hot blooded, took up one bottle of liquor: Where has you to drink, truth that I drink water? Does!” 宋清不愧是练武出身,虽然看似柔弱,骨子里却是自带一股豪迈热血,拿起一瓶酒来:“哪有你们喝酒,我喝水的道理?干了!” Then Song clear raised head, direct one bottle blew! 然后宋清一仰头,直接一瓶吹了! Sees this, one group of men were scared. 看到这一幕,一群汉子都傻眼了。 However also has the head to give off heat, takes up beverage bottle to shout: From the accent, the younger sister is not northeast. You drink, we do not follow, that lost face too. The brothers, blow the bottle!” 不过也有脑袋发热的,拿起酒瓶子喊道:“听口音,妹子不是东北的。你这么喝,我们不跟上,那就太丢人了。兄弟们,吹瓶子!” Others took up beverage bottle also one stuffily, some alcohol capacities were incorrect, drank to spit at the scene directly, but the person made every effort to succeed Buddha to burn a joss stick, even if at this time spat, must drink the mouth, swallowed to sway back and forth to the throat to spit again, this was expresses to the Song clear respect. 其他人纷纷拿起酒瓶子也一口闷了起来,有酒量不行的,当场直接喝吐了,但是人争一口气佛正一炷香,这时候哪怕吐,也得喝到嘴里,咽到喉咙里打个滚再吐出来,这是表示对宋清的尊敬。 Can drink, is gets flushed in the face with anger, after all this is highly liquor, under one bottle the belly is burning, the average person really cannot shoulder. 能喝的,也是脸红脖子粗的,毕竟这是高度酒,一瓶下肚子火辣辣的,一般人真扛不住。 However here is China , Japan combines and complements one another eventually, the clear wine that some people drink, the clear wine has not flushed, they can actually a stuffiness. 不过这里终究是中日合璧的,有些人喝的清酒,清酒没那么冲,他们倒是能一口闷。 However these people are also the sinceres, the one who feels younger sister one to be stuffy is highly liquor, what oneself drinks is the low number of degree rice wine, a little loses face. Then wanted two bottles, blew with this...... 不过这些人也是实诚,觉得人家妹子一口闷的是高度酒,自己喝的是低度数米酒,有点丢人。然后又要了两瓶,跟这吹了…… Song clear saw this, said with a smile: Heroic spirit, refreshed, again come!” 宋清见此,笑道:“豪气,爽快,再来!” Then Song clear took up another bottle, blew! 然后宋清拿起另一瓶,又吹了! One group of Northeast masters were directly scared! one by one you have a look at me, I have a look at you, finally one by one brings the weeping voice saying: Brothers, this cannot instigate that spelled!” 一群东北老爷们直接傻眼了!一个个的你看看我,我看看你,最后一个个的带着哭腔道:“兄弟们,这不能怂啊,拼了!” Here money was correct just also followed to do one bottle, now touches the second bottle, Yu Huifei hurried to hold on him: Do not drink, recognizes instigates.” 这边钱有道刚刚也跟着干了一瓶,现在又摸第二瓶了,余会非赶紧拉住他:“别喝了,认怂吧。” Recognizes instigated? Do our one group of masters, recognize to a girl instigated? Fuck, later did I also mix?” money Youdao shouts must continue to drink, then Yu Huifei one cup has not drunk unexpectedly. “认怂?我们一群老爷们,向一丫头认怂?我曹,以后我还混不混了?”钱有道嚷嚷着就要继续喝,然后余会非竟然一杯都没喝。 „Did you instigate?” money Youdao asked. “你怂了?”钱有道问。 Yu Huifei shakes the head: I did not instigate, I have instigated. This girl ordinary and 2-3 jin (0.5 kg), let loose me to estimate that can turn one time. If you feel your line, you refuel, I...... one will help you take taxi to deliver you to go home.” 余会非摇头:“我不是怂了,我是一直都怂。这丫头平平常常和2-3斤,放开了我估计能翻一倍。你要是觉得你行,你加油,我呢……一会帮你打车送你回家。” Money is correct one hear, the whole person was shocked. 钱有道一听,整个人都愣住了。 But another side, just also vivid northeast men, one by one lies down toward the ground, technology adept has started to wrest away under the table the golden section, but also some running restroom has spat. 而另一边,刚刚还生龙活虎的东北汉子们,正一个个的往地上躺呢,还有技术娴熟的已经开始霸占桌子底下黄金地段了,还有的已经跑厕吐去了。 Has individually can drink specially, but also is persisting in fighting. 有个别的特别能喝的,还在坚持战斗。 Song clear was unambiguous, you drank, I continued, the third bottle drank immediately up. 宋清也不含糊,你们喝了,我就继续,第三瓶马上就喝光了。 Sees here, these can drink was also about to cry, can drink again cannot drink...... 看到这里,那些能喝的也快哭了,再能喝也不能这么喝啊…… They may drink before a lot! However the younger sisters drank, they cannot instigate that drinks! 他们之前可没少喝了啊!不过人家妹子都喝了,他们也不能怂啊,喝吧! After dozen minutes, Yu Huifei and money are correct, Song clear who as well as is without turning a hair walked from the private kitchen. 十几分钟后,余会非、钱有道,以及面不改色的宋清从私房菜里走了出来。 money Youdao said: Regulation does not leave, did you really exempt the tip to me? Were you so when patriotic?” 钱有道道:“程不离,你真给我免了酒钱啊?你啥时候这么爱国了?” The boss regulation does not leave the first even/including bitter and astringent say/way: Yeah...... does not have the means. You were also won for the motherland, I, how felt all right to collect your money. However, if later has this matter to happen again, I feel...... you...... un......” 老板程不离一连苦涩的道:“哎……没办法啊。你们也算是为国争光了,我呢,怎么好意思收你们的钱呢。但是,以后要是再有这种事发生,我觉得吧……你们……嗯……” „, Do not have the words to speak frankly stammeringly.” Money was correct is somewhat uncomfortable. “别磕磕巴巴的,有话直说。”钱有道有些不爽了。 The regulation does not leave said: I spoke frankly......” then on this goods face hung up the thief the smile: Later has this matter, hits to my! The paternal grandmother leg, you do not know, I sell several times of tips today, does not miss your!” 程不离道:“那我就直说了啊……”然后这货脸上就挂起了贼兮兮的笑容:“以后有这种事,都到我这来打啊!奶奶腿的,你们是不知道啊,今天我多卖了好几倍的酒钱,不差你们那点!” Yu Huifei and money are correct to look that the regulation does not leave this arrogant type, cannot bear scold: Fuck, your is not concerned about face!” 余会非和钱有道看着程不离这臭屁的样,忍不住骂道:“我曹,你个不要脸的!” Good, you two are not concerned about face. Collects the same place, can fight the landlord......” Song to scavenge. “挺好的,你们两也不要脸。凑一起,都能斗地主了……”宋清道。 Yu Huifei and money are correct hehe smile, when has not heard. 余会非和钱有道呵呵一笑,就当没听见。 Three people swaying had/left the lane, sees six people to stand in alley entrance smokes. 三人摇摇晃晃的出了巷子,就见六个人站在巷子口抽烟呢。 Is two people of head impressively is that two black person foreign students! 为首的两人赫然是那两个黑人留学生! They two point at Yu Huifei saying: Is he, seizes my girlfriend, big crowd of people plays the hooligan.” 他们两指着余会非道:“就是他,强抢我女友,大庭广众耍流氓。”
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