TRRLB :: Volume #2

#96: Marathon, illegal resident $ 1 second


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Yu Huifei carefully looked, my goodness, remaining four are also the blacks. 余会非仔细看了看,好家伙,剩下的四个也是黑人。 Yu Huifei has known, the black person sticks together very much. Comes across the matter, will help kiss does not assist in handling, this custom is far from the quality, because others that is also one performance of unity. 余会非一直都知道,黑人是很抱团的。遇到事情,更是会帮亲不帮理,这个习惯谈不上好坏,因为人家那也是团结的一种表现。 But at this moment, united to punch him, he felt suddenly, such unity was not quite good, after all this had the collective to deliver the head/number of people the suspicion. 只不过此时此刻,团结起来要揍他了,他忽然觉得,这么团结也不太好,毕竟这有集体送人头的嫌疑啊。 This was an impasse, Yu Huifei they do not have the place to run. 这是一个死胡同,余会非他们也没地方可以跑了。 And a black person does not know that said anything, six people carried the stick to clash in any case directly. 其中一个黑人也不知道说了啥,反正六个人直接拎着棍子冲了上来。 Yu Huifei lowers the head to look for the brick immediately, he always believes, the fist is hard, is inferior to the brick in the hand. 余会非立刻低头找板砖,他始终坚信,拳头再硬,不如板砖在手。 Simultaneously Yu Huifei kept off before Song clear the body, although knows that Song clear the military force value was also high, but said no matter how, others were a girl, must always consider. 同时余会非挡在了宋清的身前,虽然知道宋清武力值也高,但是不管怎么说,人家是女孩子,总是要照顾一下的。 At this moment, money was correct to take up beverage bottle in hand, only listened to his cold snort/hum one, the five fingers to catch up! 就在这时,钱有道拿起了手里的酒瓶子,只听他冷哼一声,五指发力! ! 咔嚓! Beverage bottle was pinched to explode by him directly! 酒瓶子直接被他捏爆了! At this time, Yu Huifei also found the brick, has not waited for him to act. 这时候,余会非也找到板砖了,还没等他出手呢。 Money is correct overtakes conveniently, then single-handed racket, brick break! 钱有道随手就抢了过去,然后单手一拍,板砖断裂! Yu Huifei called out: Fuck, this is my weapon!” 余会非叫道:“我曹,这是我的兵器啊!” However next quarter Yu Huifei saw, the black person who these clash sees these two secretly, set eyes on two people to waver instantaneously, looked after two people, then held up a stick wrong body, ran from their side, then with really took a walk, hit an revolutions in the lane and runs, the time of no meeting ran not to have the shadow. 然而下一刻余会非就看到,那些冲过来的黑人看到这两幕后,原本锁定两人的目光瞬间游移开来,看向了两人身后,然后举起棍子一个错身,从他们身边跑了过去,然后就跟真的遛弯似的,在巷子里打了个转又跑出去了,没一会的功夫就跑没影了。 Yu Huifei was speechless. 余会非一阵无语了。 money Youdao said with a smile: Has heard, these fellows seem like the lion on prairie, in fact they are the antelopes on prairie, discovered cannot be victorious runs compared with whom quick. This is also the prairie teaches their maintaining life culture. After all, meets opponent who cannot be victorious, recognizing instigates and travels is the best seeking livehood method.” 钱有道笑道:“早就听人说,这些家伙看起来像是草原上的雄狮,实际上他们就是草原上的羚羊,发现打不过的比谁跑的都快。这也算是大草原教给他们的保命文化吧。毕竟,遇到打不过的对手,认怂、跑路是最好的求生方法。” Yu Huifei thinks, seemingly also indeed is this truth. 余会非想想,貌似也的确是这个道理。 Also a little despised that several blacks not to have the courage, but after such a thinks, poured unable to blame others. After all, the culture that others get in touch with since childhood is such, under the nature, with all methods ensure oneself lives, this as if also has nothing wrong. 原本还有点鄙视那几个黑人没勇气呢,但是这么一想后,倒也怪不了人家了。毕竟,人家从小接触的文化就是那样的,大自然之下,用一切方法保证自己活下来,这似乎也没啥错的。 The enemies ran, three people do not worry, leisure going out, shouted a generation harnessed three people sent to the hotel together, opened the room, returned to various rooms respectively, should sleep...... 敌人跑了,三人也就不着急了,慢慢悠悠的出去,喊了个代驾将三人一起送去了酒店,开了房间,各回各屋,该睡觉睡觉去了…… Next morning, money was correct sounded the Yu Huifei door early. 第二天早上,钱有道早早的敲响了余会非的房门。 What's wrong?” Yu Huifei has the yawn to ask. “咋了?”余会非打着哈欠问。 money Youdao said: Just the regulation did not leave that fellow to call me, said that was that girl reports to the police. Said that we hit her, must consider us......” 钱有道道:“刚刚程不离那家伙给我打电话了,说是那女孩报警了。说我们打她,要告我们呢……” „, Then?” Yu Huifei asked. “哦,然后呢?”余会非问。 money Youdao said with a smile: „ Then? She emptied the words tooth saying that anything was useless, those present said that she played the drunk to expel the oneself friends, then must give everyone to demonstrate the iron first-class honor. Beverage bottle comes up, knocked the dizzy oneself. 钱有道笑道:“然后?她空口白牙的说什么都没用啊,在场的人都说她耍酒疯把自己朋友都打跑了,然后非要给大家演示一下铁头功。一酒瓶子上去,就把自己敲晕了。 The middle also broke shop owner many liquor...... ” 中间还砸坏了店家不少酒……” Speaking of this, money was correct unable to bear smile: „ Regulation does not leave that grandson to calculate that the liquor that everyone drinks on her, said that is her beautiful treating audience...... 说到这,钱有道忍不住笑了:“程不离那孙子把大家喝的酒都算她头上了,说是她养眼请客全场…… Now she still does accounts in that it is estimated that must compensate a lot of money. ” 现在她还在那算账呢,估计得赔不少钱。” Yu Huifei one hear, was happy immediately, the mouth scolded: Yeah, the regulation does not leave that fellow is not atypical, is not too concerned about face, where can do? Next time will remember to remind him, calculates our board.” 余会非一听,顿时乐了,嘴里骂道:“哎,程不离那家伙太不地道了,太不要脸了,哪能这么干呢?下次记得提醒他,把我们饭钱也算进去啊。” Hears this saying, money Youdao smiled: You are really...... have not been concerned about face.” 听到这话,钱有道笑了:“你还真是……不要脸啊。” Yu Huifei righteous raising head, cups one hand in the other across the chest saying: And you too!” 余会非理直气壮的一仰头,拱拱手道:“彼此彼此!” At this time Song clear also awoke, two people told her the matter, the tears that this girl smiled came out: Really is the birds of a feather flock together, was the person who on this day under is not concerned about face, delimited to draw the same place by you?” 这时候宋清也醒了,两人将事情跟她说了,这丫头笑的眼泪都出来了:“真是物以类聚啊,这天底下不要脸的人,是不是都被你们划拉到一起了?” Yu Huifei also smiled, he to wants to form not being concerned about face regiment, what a pity the manpower is insufficient. 余会非也笑了,他到是想组建个不要脸军团呢,可惜人手不够啊。 However Yu Huifei thinks carefully, his Reformation Bureau, currently speaking, the person of coming really did not have one to be concerned about face. According to this rhythm develops, perhaps really can achieve the achievement of not being concerned about face regiment. Thinks of here, Yu Huifei is also a headache. 不过余会非仔细想想,就他那个劳改局,目前来看,过来的人还真没一个要脸的。按照这个节奏发展下去,没准真能达成不要脸军团的成就呢。想到这里,余会非也是一阵头疼。 The people were many, the mouth were many, every day the food and drink rubbish, that may be money! 人多了,嘴就多了,每天吃喝拉撒,那可都是钱啊! While Yu Huifei worries, listens to some people to walk while telephones, saying: „ Right, the ancient forest must hold the winter jasmine marathon. 正当余会非犯愁呢,就听有人一边走一边打电话,说着:“对,古林要举行迎春马拉松。 Haha...... 哈哈…… This you felt relieved that absolute internationalization and standardization, fair fair public. 这你就放心吧,绝对国际化、标准化,公正公平公开的。 Heard that has many foreigners to register. 听说已经有不少外国人报名了。 The reward will definitely not miss, first 500,000, second 300,000, third 100,000. 奖励肯定不会差了,第一名五十万,第二名三十万,第三名十万。 The cash and card two choose one, sends at the scene! ” 现金和卡二选一,当场发!” Looks that person passes through from the front, Yu Huifei narrowed the eye...... 看着那人从面前走过,余会非眯了眯眼睛…… Moved?” Money is correct a little knows the Yu Huifei economic condition. “动心了?”钱有道还是有点了解余会非的经济情况的。 Song clear understood, oneself this two grandfathers already poor is not concerned about face. 宋清就更了解了,自己这个二爷爷早就穷的不要脸了。 Yu Huifei nods...... 余会非点头…… Song scavenged: „Do you want to take 500,000 of first?” 宋清道:“你想拿第一名的五十万?” money Youdao said with a smile: First is a little difficult, listens to that person of meaning, this time marathon has many international friends. These people come, definitely is not the pure traveling, comes prepared. Perhaps can struggle for...... third that the bonus comes, did you say?” 钱有道笑道:“第一名有点难啊,听那人的意思,这次的马拉松有不少国际友人。这些人过来,肯定不是单纯旅游的,都是有备而来。没准就是为了奖金来的……不过第三名还是可以争一下的,你说呢?” Yu Huifei white their eyes said: Was the adults, did one by one, what think?” 余会非白了他们一眼道:“都是成年人了,一个个的,都想什么呢?” money Youdao said with a smile: Also yes, this competition, wants to win the position is very indeed difficult. We have not registered, has a dream in this, is not quite good.” 钱有道笑道:“也是,这种大赛,想拿名次的确很难。咱们还没报名呢,就在这做梦,不太好。” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: I mean, was the adults, speech atmosphere point, courage strongly! When, but also presents the choice question? I want to want! 123, I take!” 余会非白了他一眼道:“我的意思是,都是成年人了,说话大气点,胆气壮一点!什么时候了,还做选择题?我是想全都要!一二三,我都拿!” What?” Song clear and money were correct to call out in alarm. “啥?”宋清和钱有道都惊呼了起来。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Very strange?” 余会非笑道:“很奇怪么?” In the Yu Huifei brain has to plan, must say travels, he does not believe Black and White Impermanence that these so-called athletes can run, Ox-Head Horse-Face, as well as that ran 800 years of Cowherd! 余会非脑子里已经有计划了,要说跑路,他不信那些所谓的运动员能跑的过黑白无常,牛头马面,以及那个跑了八百年的牛郎 However the issue also came. 但是问题也来了。 Yu Huifei was correct money with Song clear hauls in the room, pass/test Haomen. 余会非将钱有道和宋清拉进房间里,关好门。 „Do you do? Made mystical.” money Youdao curious asking. “你干什么啊?弄的神神秘秘的。”钱有道好奇的问道。 Yu Huifei draws in the window curtains, this asked: Brothers I know that you have the energy.” 余会非拉上窗帘,这才问道:“兄弟我知道你有能量。” money Youdao says immediately: I have the belt/bring your ability, but...... you make me help you cheat, goes through the motions three to take, that is definitely hopeless.” 钱有道立刻道:“我是有带你能力,但是……你让我帮你作弊,走后门三名全拿,那肯定没戏。” Yu Huifei said: „It is not this, my situation, is a little special. Said accurately is my cousin, cousin's their situations are special.” 余会非道:“不是这个,我的情况呢,有点特殊。准确的说是我大表哥,小表弟他们的情况特殊。” Brother Lang and black and white brother?” money Youdao knows what immediately Yu Huifei said was. “郎哥和黑白老弟?”钱有道立刻知道余会非说的是谁了。 Yu Huifei nods: You also saw, my several relatives, actually do not understand to outside world. The reason is very simple, comes out from Dashangou, since childhood will not have on to study several years later, will not have the village, said that they will be the savages, actually also similar. My that two younger male cousins, brain also not too easy-to-use......” 余会非点头:“你也看到了,我那几个亲戚呢,其实对外面的世界不太懂。原因很简单,都是从大山沟里出来的,从小没上过几年学,更没出过村子,说他们是野人,其实也差不多。我那两个表弟呢,脑子还不太好使……” Song scavenged: I said that they seem a little how strange, works appears is somewhat incompatible frequently. Moreover they as if installed Black and White Impermanence to load to play......” 宋清道:“我说他们看起来怎么有点怪呢,做事情经常显得有些格格不入。而且他们似乎装黑白无常装入戏了……” Yu Huifei nods: Right, entered the play. Now they think that oneself is Black and White Impermanence, I said that anything is useless. Otherwise why do I open Ghosts and Gods Inn? To not agree with they, supports them?” 余会非点头:“对,入戏了。现在他们就以为自己黑白无常呢,我说啥都没用。要不然我为啥开个鬼神客栈呢?还不是为了契合他们,养活他们?” Heard this saying, money is correct with looked at Yu Huifei one that Song clear quite admired, Yu Huifei, although felt a little embarrassed. However is careful thinks, he not because of these criminals undergoing reform-through-labor, Ghosts and Gods Inn of talent? 听到这话,钱有道和宋清颇为佩服的看了余会非一眼,余会非虽然觉得有点不好意思。但是仔细一想,他可不就是因为那些劳改犯,才干的鬼神客栈么? Otherwise, he goes to the big city to wander all over the world early, looks for white rich and beautiful, stepped onto the life peak. 要不然,他早去大城市里浪迹天涯,找个白富美,走上人生巅峰了。 Therefore, the Yu Huifei expression is incomparable confident and earnest. 所以,余会非的表情是无比的坦然和认真的。 Money was correct with looks at his one eyes that Song clear admired again saying: Your facial skin is the true thickness!” 钱有道和宋清再次佩服的看了他一眼道:“你脸皮是真厚啊!” The Yu Huifei face red...... the sentiment two people did not admire him to uphold justice finally! 余会非脸终于红了……感情两人不是佩服他仗义啊! Money is correct: You said that needs me to make anything.” 钱有道:“你说吧,到底需要我做啥。” Yu Huifei very direct say/way: „ Their ID card lost early, now reissued definitely without enough time. In fact, reissues me not to know how to help them reissue, their household register anything, on the road lost. Now is equal to the illegal resident...... 余会非很直接的道:“他们身份证早丢了,现在补办肯定来不及了。事实上,补办我都不知道怎么帮他们补办,他们户口本啥的,都在来的路上丢了。现在等于是黑户…… However must register the running marathon, at least what they must have the ID card healthy card? ” 但是要报名跑马拉松,他们最起码得有个身份证健康证啥的吧?” money Youdao thinks: This is not difficult, I know where can get so far as the false. Registers, a ginseng/partake match should not have the issue.” 钱有道想了想:“这个不难,我知道哪能弄到假的。报个名,参个赛应该还是没问题的。” Yu Huifei said: I felt relieved......” 余会非道:“那我就放心了……” Song scavenged: Since caught up with the marathon, when the time comes I also registered, ran together.” 宋清道:“既然赶上马拉松了,到时候我也报名,一起跑跑。” Yu Huifei said: „Can you run?” 余会非道:“你能跑下来吗?” Song scavenged: Tries, should be able to run, I usually run every day five kilometers.” 宋清道:“试试呗,应该能跑下来吧,我平时每天都跑五公里的。” Yu Huifei looked that is correct to money, this fellow a little awkward say/way: „ You know that I...... am practice martial arts, on this fists and feet also good, what looks if runs...... your? Does not bring to despise! 余会非看向钱有道,这家伙有点为难的道:“你们知道的,我……就是练武的,这个拳脚上还行,要是跑……你们这什么眼神啊?不带鄙视的啊! Line...... 行了…… My also registration line? ” 我也报名行了吧?” This was right, jogged, the non- master wanted your life.” Yu Huifei smiled. “这就对了么,就是跑跑步,又不师要你的命。”余会非笑了。 Since discussed proper, money was correct contacts with the organizer, which had a look to register, needs to pay attention to anything. 既然商量妥了,钱有道就去联系主办方了,看看在哪报名,需要注意什么。 Did not inquire does not know, inquired knows, this time ancient Linzhen under initial capital, planned to hold a true International Big Game. 不打听不知道,一打听才知道,这次古林真的下血本了,打算举办一场真正的国际大赛。 Therefore on the bonus is unambiguous, the first ten famous metropolises have money to take! 所以奖金上也不含糊,前十名都有钱拿! Besides first three take the big end, remaining fourth to the fifth everyone 20,000, sixth to tenth everyone 10,000! 除了前三名拿大头外,剩下的第四名到第五名每人两万,第六名到第十名每人一万块! Yu Huifei calculates, if all takes, light/only bonus 990,000! 余会非算了算,如果全拿下来,光奖金就九十九万了! Yu Huifei the eye was immediately red, he grabs the hand that money is correct to ask: „ Brothers, knows that your ability is big, you look...... 余会非顿时眼睛都红了,他抓着钱有道的手问道:“兄弟,知道你能耐大,你看…… Can our family/home also several dogs, register? ” 我们家还有几条狗呢,能报名么?” Money is correct: „......” 钱有道:“……” From registration last day, but also was left over for two days! 距离报名最后一天,还剩下两天了! The time is very tight, must make the best use of the time. 时间很紧,必须抓紧时间了。 Yu Huifei ran out of the hotel with great speed, runs toward the family/home. 余会非火速的冲出了宾馆,往家跑。 Song clear this time has not followed, but is the driving request keeps ancient forest, looks at the Yu Huifei back, she sipped to purse the lips saying: Fool! Has the Bodhisattva not to strive, asking the young buddhist priest...... the pig!” 宋清这次没跟着,而是主动要求留在古林,看着余会非的背影,她抿抿嘴道:“笨蛋!有菩萨不求,求小沙弥……猪啊!” After going back, Yu Huifei they called Black and White Impermanence and Cowherd directly. 回去后,余会非直接将黑白无常牛郎他们都叫了出来。 Does?” “干啥啊?” Sees the Yu Huifei urgent appearance, everyone was also curious. 看到余会非火急火燎的样子,大家也好奇了。 Ox-Head first asking: Little Yu, are you do do?” 牛头第一个问道:“小鱼,你这是干啥呀?” Yu Huifei said: Brothers, the opportunity of money-making came! From all sides, can gain 990,000!” 余会非道:“兄弟们,赚钱的机会来了!前前后后,能赚九十九万!” Hears the words, everyone's eyes shone! 听到话,所有人的眼睛都亮了! Once receives this sum of money, they not only can also most regular debts, but can also have surplus. 一旦拿到这一笔钱,他们不但能够还了大部分的正规欠款,还能有剩余。 Enough they ate around a while. 足够他们胡吃海喝一阵子了。 Ox-Head both hands said in a chest thump: Do not keep guessing, said that which bank robs!” 牛头双手在胸口一捶道:“别卖关子了,说吧,抢哪家银行!” Yu Huifei direct white his eyes: Gets the hell out, the bank that snatches a wool.” 余会非直接白了他一眼:“滚蛋,抢个毛的银行啊。” Then Yu Huifei will soon hold the matter of people's winter jasmine marathon to say ancient forest to everyone in detail, and said money is correct is helping White Impermanence, Kṣitigarbha as well as Cowherd handles the fake card the matter. 然后余会非将古林即将举行全民迎春马拉松比赛的事情跟大家详细的说了一下,并且说了钱有道正在帮白无常地藏以及牛郎办理假证的事情。 Ox-Head Horse-Face was anxious: Even if their three can take first three, behind that can't attain? Although money less/small, but the mosquito leg again thin is also the meat.” 牛头马面急了:“就算他们三个能拿前三名,那后面的不还是拿不到么?虽然钱少,但是蚊子腿再细也是肉啊。” Howling Celestial Dog said: Yes, right...... did your have the dog marathon? I felt, I can also first come back with. Really is not good, Brother Gou my two legs follow you, to tenth on line.” 哮天犬道:“就是啊,对了……你们这有狗马拉松么?我觉得,我也能拿个第一回来。实在不行,狗哥我两条腿跟你们跑,给个第十名就行。” Yu Huifei ridicules saying: I who you can think have thought that others said that is not good.” 余会非笑骂道:“你能想到的我都想过了,人家说了,不行。” Howling Celestial Dog bah a sound said: Kept on proclaiming fairly, finally was also the zhong clan discriminates? You discriminate against our dog dog clan, despises you.” 哮天犬呸了一声道:“口口声声说公平,结果还是不是zhong族歧视?你们歧视我们狗狗一族,鄙视你们。” Yu Huifei is disinclined to respond him...... 余会非懒得搭理他…… At this time, Cui Jue light say/way: Little Yu, you revolve cultivation technique, with running, with first ten, should not have the issue. In addition I, we can take five quotas......” 这时候,崔珏淡淡的道:“小鱼,你运转功法,跟着跑,拿个前十名,应该也没问题。再加上我,我们就能拿五个名额了……” Horse-Face said: „Does that have five?” 马面道:“那还有五个呢?” Cui Jue shakes the head saying: „ Cannot take again, in fact, I thought that five a little were also many. 崔珏摇头道:“不能再拿了,事实上,我觉得五个也有点多了。 Little Yu said this is a congress, attains first several, is definitely brilliant. 小鱼说了这是一场大会,拿到前几名,肯定光彩夺目。 However have you considered? 但是你们考虑过没有? Do we really suit the exposure? 我们真的适合曝光么? What to do if some people do deep cut? 万一有人深挖怎么办? The fake card eventually is the fake card, cannot withstand to deliberate. ” 假证终究是假证,经不起推敲的。” Hears here, Yu Huifei also had a headache. 听到这里,余会非也头疼了。 At this moment, money was correct to telephone: Brothers, did the picture shoot? You issue me, my time does not need to manage false, took over really!” 就在这时,钱有道打电话来了:“兄弟,照片拍好了么?你发给我啊,我这次不用办假的了,直接办真的!” Yu Huifei was shocked: Fuck, Brothers, are you so flamboyant? Can the illegal residents manage really?” 余会非愣住了:“我曹,兄弟,你这么牛逼?黑户都能办真的?” money Youdao said: „ How this...... yeah...... said. 钱有道道:“这个……哎……怎么说呢。 Is my friend is in any case flamboyant, is not I am flamboyant. 反正就是我那朋友牛逼,不是我牛逼。 Person who so long as you provide, truly is our Huaxia bloodline, is not the foreign family, can handle. After all, the great country, cannot throw own brothers, no matter, right? ” 只要你提供的人,确实是咱们华夏血统,不是外来户,就能办理。毕竟,泱泱大国,不能把自家兄弟扔出去不管,对吧?” Although Yu Huifei feels this fellow speech a little empty, but said no matter how, can manage on the line. 余会非虽然觉得这家伙说话有点虚,但是不管怎么说,能办就行啊。 Yu Huifei said: That line, you help my uncle Cui Jue, the black and white younger male cousin, cousin and small Kṣitigarbha they manage one.” 余会非道:“那行,你帮我叔叔崔珏、黑白表弟、大表哥、小地藏他们都办一张吧。” Ok, you sent the picture.” money Youdao is striking one's chest to shout. “行了,你发照片吧。”钱有道拍着胸脯喊道。 Yu Huifei felt relieved immediately, without thinking of some unexpectedly people delivered the pillow sleepily, the worrying matter was solved all of a sudden, happy! 余会非顿时放心了,没想到瞌睡了竟然有人送枕头,正犯愁的事情一下子就解决了,开心! After Yu Huifei the matter and Cui Jue they said that one group of fellows happily are immediately bad. 余会非将事情和崔珏他们说了之后,一群家伙顿时高兴坏了。
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