TRRLB :: Volume #2

#94: Does not walk $ 1 third


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Boss, do I go to your courtyard Riza tent line not?” “老板,我去你们院子里扎帐篷行不?” Boss in? I am not renting the house anxiously, I want to ask when the goddess does walk? Walks, can the room not tidy up? I must live in the primary taste room, how much money said!” “老板在么?我不急着租房子啊,我就是想问问,女神啥时候走啊?走的时候,房间能不收拾不?我要住原味房,多少钱都好说啊!” ...... …… Yu Huifei looks is the heavy line of whole face, cannot bear shout 'motherfucker' saying: Cao, one flock of draft animals!” 余会非看得是满脸的黑线啊,忍不住骂娘道:“曹,一群牲口!” Then reply of Yu Huifei one by one: Room did not have, is scheduled ahead of time. Remaining, only then can the kennel, try? Inside also has a big wild boar, plump and fair-complected plump and fair-complected.” 然后余会非一个个的回复着:“房间是没有了,被人提前预定了。剩下的呢,只有狗窝了,要试试么?里面还有一头大野猪呢,白胖白胖的。” The opposite party returned to one: You lull!” 对方回了一句:“你麻痹!” Yu Huifei continues to reply: In courtyard is not definitely good, but in the burial plot also has an open area, don't you try? Does not want 998, so long as 668, have the hot water in the evening.” 余会非继续回复:“院子里肯定不行,但是坟圈子里还有块空地,你试试不?不要998,只要668,晚上有热水哦。” You lull!” “你麻痹!” Yu Huifei continues to reply: Primary taste room has, but my oneself remains.” 余会非继续回复:“原味房有啊,不过我自己留着了。” „Are you individual?” “你还是个人?” ...... …… Finally, Yu Huifei has been set the person in room to send the message to two directly: Because the room has problems, to provide the best service to the respectable customer, therefore helped you draw back the room. Welcome three days later reserves......” 最后,余会非直接给两个已经预定了房间的人发了短信:“由于房间出了问题,为了给尊敬的顾客提供最好的服务,所以帮您把房间退了。欢迎三天后订房……” Finally naturally is two: You lull.” 结果自然是两个:“你麻痹。” Regarding this, Yu Huifei is a point does not care, he indeed is short of money. However regarding lord who these have not obviously settled the good intention, he rather does not make money. 对此,余会非是一点都不在意,他的确缺钱。但是对于这些明显没安好心的主,他宁可不赚钱。 Actually Yu Huifei online searched for is who disclosed Song clear in the Xiulin news, finally also really made him obtain by search much. Had the dog young to play in Xiulin by chance, shoots Song clear to come and go out the Ghosts and Gods Inn picture, and hung online. 余会非在网上搜了搜究竟是谁走漏了宋清在秀林的消息,结果还真让他搜到了不少。有个狗仔恰巧在秀林玩,拍到了宋清出入鬼神客栈的照片,并且挂到了网上。 Therefore some so many people come in swarms. 所以才有那么多人蜂拥而至。 Yu Huifei shakes the head, the heart said: One group of people idle?” 余会非摇摇头,心道:“一群人闲的吧?” Received the cell phone, Yu Huifei went downstairs. 收了手机,余会非下楼去了。 A broom, a bucket and cleaning rag, entered graveyard, peaceful hitting sweeping the graves garden. 一手扫把,一手水桶和抹布,进了墓园子,安静的打扫着墓园子。 However, Yu Huifei underestimated some social people at ease are pursuing woman the power in aspect. 然而,余会非还是低估了一些社会闲散人士在追女人的方面的动力。 That evening, in Xiulin Village moved in many wear attractive bright and beautiful young people, then one by one ran up to Yu Huifei main house gate to saunter. Yu Huifei lies in the top, looks at these people, whispered: Fuck, these fellows how looks to look like the dog?” 当天傍晚,秀林村里就入住了不少穿着光鲜亮丽的年轻人,然后一个个的都跑到余会非家门口转悠。余会非趴在墙头上,看着这些人,嘀咕道:“我曹,这些家伙的怎么看起来那么像狗啊?” Howling Celestial Dog scolded: Do not scold the dog!” 哮天犬骂道:“别骂狗啊!” Yu Huifei shook the head, went to the top...... 余会非摇摇头,下了墙头…… At this time, Song clear came out, saw Yu Huifei from the wall, curious asking: What's wrong?” 这时候,宋清出来了,看到余会非从墙上下来,好奇的问道:“怎么了?” Yu Huifei said: Beginning of the spring, the small creature arrived at the season of being in heat.” 余会非道:“开春了,小动物们都到了发情的季节。” Song clear looks at Yu Huifei puzzled, Yu Huifei said: Straightforward, my family granddaughter was too pretty, one group of wolf bastards ran to seek a mate.” 宋清不解的看着余会非,余会非道:“直白点,我家孙女太漂亮了,一群狼崽子跑来求偶来了。” Song Qingqiao face slightly red, white Yu Huifei: Bah! Hoodlum.” 宋清俏脸微红,白了余会非一眼:“呸!臭流氓。” Yu Huifei unwilling say/way: Hey, I how on hooligan? What I said is the truth.” 余会非不甘心的道:“嘿,我怎么就流氓了?我说的是实情啊。” Outside flock of wolves surround, Song clear was not naturally good to go out. 外面群狼环绕,宋清自然不好出门了。 Saw that Yu Huifei carried the broom to go to graveyard, she also with the past. 看到余会非拎着扫把去了墓园子,她也跟了过去。 Waited for her to arrive at graveyard time, the discovery, Yu Huifei at this moment usually did not have languid with the rascal, the flash that the broom dropped, looked concentrated, the expression was auspicious, that feeling just like trading person. 只是等她到了墓园子的时候,却发现,此时此刻的余会非没了平时的懒洋洋和无赖,扫把落下的一瞬间,神情专注,表情祥和,那感觉宛若换了一个人似的。 Cui Jue passed by, looked that arrives looks at Song clear who Yu Huifei is in a daze in the side gate entrance, shakes the head slightly: Second......” 崔珏路过,看到站在侧门门口看着余会非发呆的宋清,微微摇头:“第二个了……” What takes a look at?” Yu Huifei hits the sweeping the graves garden round trip of walks, saw that Song Qingzhan looked at him in that curious asking. “瞅啥呢?”余会非打扫完墓园子往回走的时候,看到宋清站在那看他,好奇的问道。 Song scavenged: I am thinking, which is true you? One will be careless, a good person, does not meet the resentment day resentment to be upright likely......” 宋清道:“我在想,到底哪个才是真正的你啊?一会吊儿郎当,不像个好人,一会怼天怼地一身正气……” Saying with a smile of Yu Huifei casual: This also with thinking? Naturally is you thought that which graceful, which was. The men, did not strive for well, but strove for gracefully.” 余会非大大咧咧的笑道:“这还用想么?当然是你觉得哪个帅,就是哪个了。男人么,不求最好,但求最帅。” Cut......” Song clear to curl the lip, in the eye is completely the color of despising. “切……”宋清撇撇嘴,眼中尽是鄙夷之色。 When she and Yu Huifei brushed past, Song scavenged: You said, our dreams are really the dreams? Moreover so to be how skillful, is the done dream same?” 就在她和余会非擦肩而过的时候,宋清道:“你说,我们那个梦真的是梦么?而且怎么就那么巧,做的梦都一样呢?” Yu Huifei said with a smile lightly: That estimate is because we are the master grandson's relations?” 余会非淡淡一笑道:“那估计是因为咱们是爷孙的关系吧?” Bah!” Song clear was disinclined to pull in this topic again, changed the topic: Your this, has something to play?” “呸!”宋清懒得再在这个话题上扯了,岔开话题道:“你们这,有什么可以玩的么?” Yu Huifei said: „Has dog the sledge sat?” 余会非道:“狗啦爬犁坐过么?” Song clear shook the head...... 宋清摇头…… After lunch, the Ninth Floor back door opens greatly. 午饭过后,九楼后门大开。 One crowd detoured to draw the sled to clash to the Ninth Floor following dog, Yu Huifei led Song clear to get up the sled, bellowed: Walks into the mountain!” 一群绕路到九楼后面的狗拉着雪橇冲了过来,余会非带着宋清上了雪橇,大吼一声:“进山!” The Chinese rhubarb is calling lead, 13 grand guardians follow, the sled was similar to that snowy area motor to speed along in the snowy area generally. 大黄嗷嗷叫着带头,十三太保跟上,雪橇就如同那雪地摩托一般在雪地上飞驰了起来。 The present Chinese rhubarbs and 13 grand guardians even more were initially more vigorous and healthier, Yu Huifei really sprouted the blood that pulls out Howling Celestial Dog, then trains a good dog the impulsion that goes out to sell. 如今的大黄和十三太保比当初越发的健壮了,余会非真的萌生了抽哮天犬的血,然后培养一条好狗出去卖的冲动。 Song clear indeed the first time was sat the sled, just started also some caution and cares, when had/left the village to enter in the mountain forest, is facing day tall Yunkuo time, she gradually let loose, held to stand the hand, to the sky is being calls. 宋清的确是第一次坐雪橇,刚开始还有些谨慎小心,当出了村子进了山林里,面对着天高云阔的时候,她逐渐放开了,扶着把手站起来,对着天空就是一声声的呐喊。 After having shouted, Song clear sat in the chair, said with a smile: Comfortable......” 喊过之后,宋清坐在椅子里,笑道:“舒服……” Yu Huifei is similar to looked fool visits her, hehe said: I could not look that drinks several cold wind to have anything to be comfortable.” 余会非就如同看傻子似的看着她,呵呵道:“我是看不出来喝上几口冷风有啥舒服的。” Song pure his eyes: Does not have the affective tone.” 宋清白了他一眼:“没情调。” Yu Huifei to does not care, by shouts one on the chair: Chinese rhubarb, acceleration! The wave gets up! Flings!” 余会非到是不在意,靠在椅子上大喊一声:“大黄,加速!浪起来!甩起来!” Then...... 然后…… The Chinese rhubarbs and 13 grand guardians fling the tail simultaneously, the steady sled came a big drifting instantaneously! 大黄、十三太保同时甩尾,原本平稳的雪橇瞬间来了个一大漂移! Song clear frightened to scream at the scene, however then merely was a start. 宋清吓得当场尖叫了起来,然而这才仅仅是一个开始而已。 The Chinese rhubarb they runs all over the place everywhere, the sled flings everywhere randomly...... 大黄他们满地乱跑,雪橇更是四处乱甩…… When they run back the home time, Song clear got out spat. 等他们跑回家的时候,宋清下车就哇的一声吐了。 Yu Huifei had a look at Song clear, hehe smiled, that then turned around also spat. 余会非看看宋清,呵呵一笑,然后转身哇的一声也吐了。 Song clear also wants to scold him two, saw this secretly, could not bear smile: Originally aren't you good?” 宋清原本还想骂他两句的,看到这一幕后,忍不住笑了:“原来你也不行啊?” What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥呢? He has not thought that the Chinese rhubarb they are so insane? 他也没想到大黄他们那么疯啊? Three days cross, Yu Huifei early morning sent to the ancient forest city Song clear with the sled. 三天一过,余会非一大早的就用雪橇将宋清送去古林市了。 „Did you catch up with me to walk?” Song Qingzhan was at the urban district, looks that sat Yu Huifei on sled asks. “你就这么赶我走了?”宋清站在市区边上,看着坐在雪橇上的余会非问道。 Yu Huifei said: „, Otherwise, flings your two whips again?” 余会非道:“啊,要不然,再甩你两鞭子?” Song clear: „......” 宋清:“……” Walks, our family/home has the custom, most stays for three days. Were many did not entertain...... other, you came out so many days. My big brother also very worried that before sent WeChat to me, making me take care of you. “走吧,我们家有规矩,最多住三天。多了不招待……另外,你出来这么多天了。我大哥也挺担心的,之前给我发微信了,让我照顾好你。 I am pondering over, I take care of you also very to use energy, therefore delivers you to go back. ” Yu Huifei said. 我琢磨着,我照顾你也挺费劲的,所以还是送你回去吧。”余会非道。 Song clear gas channel/angrily said: Takes care of me very to use energy? When did I make you look after? Can you also a rascal point?” 宋清气道:“照顾我挺费劲的?我什么时候让你照顾了?你还能更无赖一点么?” Yu Huifei said: „It is not not, what or do I help you wash clothes?” 余会非道:“也不是不可以,要不我帮你洗洗衣服啥的?” Song clear listened, elegant face one red, turned around to walk. 宋清一听,俏脸一红,转身就走了。 old money, thanks!” Yu Huifei is brandishing the big hand. “老钱,谢啦!”余会非挥舞着大手。 money Youdao said with a smile: I thank you, my car(riage) estimated that some time did not need to wash.” 钱有道笑道:“我谢谢你了,我这车估计一段时间不用洗了。” Go away, does not permit to have my granddaughter's idea.” “滚,不准打我孙女的主意。” „Isn't your granddaughter my granddaughter?” “你孙女不就是我孙女么?” Shut up! Drives!” “闭嘴!开车!” Song clear weak is shouting...... 宋清无力的喊着…… money Youdao smiled, asked Yu Huifei: Brothers, can drink? You idle in any case are also idling.” 钱有道笑了,问余会非:“兄弟,要不要去喝点啊?反正你闲着也是闲着。” Yu Huifei thinks: Also yes, walks, guides.” 余会非想想:“也是哦,走吧,带路。” During the speeches, Yu Huifei also boarded. 说话间,余会非也上车了。 Song clear had a look at the ticket in cell phone, drew back conveniently. 宋清看看手机里的票,随手就退了。 Yu Huifei sees this, said: Why to draw back?” 余会非看到这一幕,道:“干嘛退了?” Song scavenged: Has a vacation with great difficulty, I not anxiously? Do you go? I also go.” 宋清道:“好不容易放个假,我才不急着回去呢?你们去哪?我也去。” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无语…… For those money is correct happily: Aiyu, big beautiful woman town/subdues gathering place, this! Walked, I lead you to eat delicious going!” 到是钱有道开心的了:“哎呦,大美女镇场子,这可以啊!走了,我带你们吃点好吃的去!” Yu Huifei two turn said: Words that sentimental my granddaughter does not go, you do not lead me to eat delicious, yes?” 余会非两眼一翻道:“感情我孙女不去的话,你就不带我去吃好吃的了,是吧?” Delicious what do big masters eat? We two drank, have a plate of shelled peanut on the line. Many 0.1 vegetables/dishes, that called the waste!” money Youdao is shouting. “大老爷们吃什么好吃的?咱两喝酒,有盘花生米就行了。多点一个菜,那都叫浪费!”钱有道嚷嚷着。 Yu Huifei then looked, Song clear curious asking: What do you look for?” 余会非回头看了看,宋清好奇的问:“你找什么呢?” Yu Huifei said: I look for the brick, pats him!” 余会非道:“我找板砖呢,拍死丫的!” Song clear was happy immediately...... 宋清顿时乐了…… Shortly after the car(riage) stopped, Yu Huifei had a look at the two sides, this was a small lane, the dead ahead had a door, in the entrance is hanging a sign: Privately-owned house.” 没多久车停下来了,余会非看看两边,这就是一个小巷子,正前方有一个小门,门口上挂着个牌子:“私房。” Yu Huifei grins: Fuck, old money, aren't you will lead us to do the munitions business?” 余会非咧咧嘴道:“我曹,老钱,你不会是带我们来做军火生意吧?” Getting the hell out, do not look that this shop front is not much, this flavor is very good. Our piece, the private kitchen top counts their family/home to do good......” “滚蛋,你别看这家门脸不咋地,这家的味道还是很不错的。咱们这一片,私房菜顶数他们家做的好……” Opens the door, inside arrives is different, the decor of Chinese-Japanese union, draws the attention of everyone. 推开门,里面到是别有洞天,中日结合的装修风格,让人眼前一亮。 Yu Huifei said: „Does this Japanese open?” 余会非道:“这日本人开的?” money Youdao said with a smile: How possibly? This was Chinese boss married the Japanese wife, then opened this shop. This was also won for the motherland......” 钱有道笑道:“怎可能?这是中国老板娶了日本老婆,然后开了这家店。这也算是为国争光了……” Yu Huifei also smiled. 余会非也笑了。 Two people entered the shop, without entering the theater box, looked for a corner to sit. 两人进了店子,也没进包厢,找了个角落就坐下来了。 „Did Boss money, how you have free time?” The boss walked with a laugh. “钱老板,你咋有空来了?”老板笑呵呵的走了过来。 This is a stature tall and strong, brazen neck is thick, the man of standard cook modeling. 这是一个身材还算魁梧,脸大脖子粗,标准伙夫造型的男子。 The male eyes are not big, smiling to be very lovable. 男子眼睛不大,笑起来很可爱。 money Youdao said: Leads my brother and younger sister tastes your family craftsmanship, rubbish, first comes two bottles of nice wines. Does not want the clear wine, that thing was too pale......” 钱有道道:“带我兄弟和妹妹过来尝尝你家手艺,别废话了,先来两瓶好酒。不要清酒啊,那玩意太淡了……” The men and Yu Huifei greeted, then after looking at Song clear, the eye shone. 男子和余会非打招呼,然后看了一眼宋清后,眼睛都亮了。 money Youdao estimated that fears the Yu Huifei misunderstanding, hurries to wave saying: Hurries to prepare a meal!” 钱有道估计怕余会非误会,赶紧挥手道:“赶紧弄菜去!” The men smiled: Ok, you sit.” 男子笑了:“行了,你们坐着。” No meeting, bulk lots sashimi, the in addition bulk lots stir-fried before stewing the cicada cocoon and hand dry/does rip the dog meat. 没一会,一大盘刺身,外加一大盘干煸蝉蛹以及手撕狗肉上来了。 Yu Huifei looks at the present vegetable/dish, said with a smile: This also is really...... China , Japan combines and complements one another.” 余会非看着眼前的菜,笑道:“这还真是……中日合璧啊。” money Youdao said: That is, come, tastes.” 钱有道道:“那是,来,尝尝。” Has saying that the craftsmanship of this boss is indeed good, particularly the hand rips that dog meat sauce that the dog meat dips, flavor fragrance especially. 不得不说,这老板的手艺的确不错,尤其是手撕狗肉蘸的那个狗肉酱,味道尤其的香。 The sashimi is also very fresh, Yu Huifei eats is very comfortable. 刺身也很新鲜,余会非吃的很是舒服。 At this moment, came four people, two male and two female, two female nothing special, long general, but that two male actually especially conspicuous. 就在这时,又来了四个人,两男两女,两女没什么特别的,长的一般,但是那两男的却格外的显眼。 Yu Huifei rubs the eyes, said in a low voice: Can make your family brothers make the highlight the light? The sunspot, these two I could not see again. Bringing stealth skin......” 余会非揉了揉眼睛,低声道:“要不要让你家兄弟把灯光弄亮点?再黑点,这两人我都看不到了。自带隐身皮肤啊……” Right, what come is two blacks. 没错,来的是两个黑人。 Yu Huifei to does not discriminate against the black person, on the contrary, he is a lord of pure being concerned with the matter and not the individual. 余会非到是不歧视黑人,相反,他是一个纯粹的对事不对人的主。 No matter how others said that race how, he always believes that no matter what happened, how that can only represent that person, how that person cannot represent that ethnic group. 不管别人怎么说那个种族怎么样,他始终认为,不管发生什么事,那只能代表那个人怎么样,那个人不能代表那个族群如何。 Therefore, others teased anything to steal the well shutter, to sell cut cake anything, Yu Huifei all smiles. 所以,别人调侃什么偷井盖、卖切糕什么的,余会非一律只是笑笑。 At present these two blacks are also make Yu Huifei somewhat curious, after all, ancient forest black person not like south so many. 眼前这两个黑人也就是让余会非有些好奇罢了,毕竟,古林的黑人可不像南方那么多。 In the ancient forest, most foreigners are the Korean and island people and north bandit big brothers. 在古林,最多的外国人是韩人和岛国人以及北边的毛子大兄弟。 Yu Huifei looked at two curiously, after two blacks look one, raises head directly, actually brings several points of self-satisfaction, then the big hand wields, hugged directly on the nearby girl's waist. 余会非只是好奇看了两眼,两个黑人对望一眼后,直接仰起头来,竟然带着几分得意,然后大手一挥,直接搂在了边上女孩的腰上。 Yu Huifei shot a look at one, these two girl that waists return the tweed compared with him, turns around, is dumbfounded stunning, that big buttocks felt that wrested away entire thigh directly, looks at various Yu Huifei types to knit the brows in any case, in the heart said: „The tastes of these two buddies are really unique......” 余会非瞥了一眼,这两女孩那腰比他还粗呢,一个转身,更是让人瞠目结舌,那大屁股感觉直接霸占了整条大腿似的,反正看得余会非各种皱眉,心中直呼:“这两哥们的口味真独特啊……” That two girls see Yu Huifei to look at them, is the subconscious raising chin, is hugging the arms of two blacks directly, seems showing off anything. 那两个女孩见余会非看她们,也是下意识的扬起下巴,直接搂着两个黑人的胳膊,仿佛在炫耀什么东西似的。 money Youdao said with a smile: Your was taunted the single dog.” 钱有道笑道:“你被人嘲讽单身狗了。” Yu Huifei just about to says anything, arm one tight, was actually Song Qingwang his side sits, straightened up the body. 余会非刚要说什么,胳膊一紧,却是宋清往他身边坐了坐,挺直了身子。 Song clear skin originally white, under the light, lost face/showed off. 宋清皮肤本来就白,在灯光下,更是出彩。 Before the black person was showing off with Yu Huifei, without attention. 之前黑人是在和余会非炫耀,没注意。 This meeting, after Song Qingzhan came out, the eyes of two blacks were straight! Staring is staring at Song clear, that look instantaneously burning, the desire hung on the face directly! 这一会,宋清站出来后,两个黑人的眼睛都直了!直勾勾的盯着宋清,那眼神瞬间就火辣辣的,欲望直接挂在了脸上! And a black person could not have borne want the whistle, actually after the nearby girl drew one, this bears. 其中一个黑人还忍不住想要吹口哨,却被边上的女孩拉了一把后,这才忍住了。 However the black person has a look at girl, had a look at Song clear again, finally dejected and another buddy sat down at the same time. 不过那黑人看看身边的女孩,再看看宋清,最后垂头丧气的和另一个哥们去一边坐下了。 Money is correct hehe said: This is the urogenous of black person, they and we are different. We 5000 culture teach us are contain, their wilderness cultures taught them to be wild and warm. After all, in that stretch of land, ate to the full was all right to do, was not......, therefore, there person and animals regarding looking for the partners were naked, burning, was very direct.” 钱有道嘿嘿道:“这就是黑人的尿性,他们和我们不一样。我们五千年的文化教给我们的是含蓄,他们的荒野文化教会了他们狂野、热情。毕竟,那一片大地上,吃饱了没事干,还不就是啪啪啪……所以,那里的人和动物们对于找对象都是赤裸裸的,火辣辣的,很直接的。” Speaking of this, money is correct to sigh: „ In this regard, jokes aside, we were inferior to them. Said actually not our cultures are not good, but is we are shy, pursues the girl wound to suffer a loss again...... 说到这,钱有道叹息道:“在这一点上,说真的,我们不如他们。倒不是说我们的文化不好,而是我们腼腆啊,再追女孩子伤吃亏…… After all the love in girl eyes, is the perception is bigger than the rationality absolutely, opening that who plays, the stimulation, is easier to attract them. 毕竟女孩子眼里的爱情,绝对是感性大于理性,谁玩的开,刺激,就更容易吸引她们。 On the contrary, the honest man in our country, was too eliminated easily. ” 相反,我们国家的老实男人,太容易被淘汰出局了。” Yu Huifei said with a smile: Is willing to play, likes the exciting girl, not necessarily is the good home to return to of honest and good-natured person.” 余会非笑道:“愿意玩的,喜欢刺激的女孩子,也不见得是老实人的好归宿。” That arrives is also, the mule looks for the mule, horse Zhaoma, was properly matched. “那到也是,骡子找骡子,马找马,也算是门当户对了。 Did not say that we drink. 不说了,咱们喝酒。 Celebration, your just first war, put together the girlfriend, won victory! ” money Youdao said. 庆祝一下,你刚刚的第一战,拼女友,旗开得胜!”钱有道道。
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