„ I, do not make the telephone call. What I said is really many...... “还是我,你别挂电话。我说的是真的多…… Video? 视频？ My this old man-machine, I how with your video? 我这一老人机,我怎么跟你视频啊？ In any case, what I said is real. 反正,我说的是真的。 Did the person who you...... you give away the police go back? I...... 你……你让出警的人回去了？我…… Yeah, doesn't your little miss, how you believe my words? 哎,你这小姑娘,你咋就不信我的话呢？ Your Sir I cut a street in the past horizontally time, this...... did not surrender ~! 你大爷我当年横砍一条街的时候,这这……不是自首~！ Yeah, considered as finished does not tell you. ” 哎,算了不跟你说了。” The uncle gave up, made the telephone call, looks that in front Yu Huifei brandishes begins the straw to hit the person. 老大爷放弃了,挂了电话,看着前面余会非挥舞着手里的吸管打人。 Yu Huifei gives his feeling to be good, does not seem like the unprincipled person. 余会非给他的感觉不错,不像是坏人。 He collected curiously: „youngster, why do you hit him?” 他好奇的凑了上去:“小伙子,你为啥打他啊？” Yu Huifei simple said the matter, as soon as the uncle listens, scolded: „Fuck! Traitors!” 余会非简单的将事情说了一遍,老大爷一听,骂道:“我曹！卖国贼啊！” Then the uncle also starts to look for the thing everywhere. 然后老大爷也开始满地找东西。 Yu Huifei asked: „Do you do?” 余会非问道:“你干啥呀？” The uncle said: „I also look for a straw to pull out him! The paternal grandmother leg, revenges for the traitor, their these grandsons, really do not know how in the past we were with the victory that the blood piled up. Visits them to spoil our fruits of victory, today I must pull out them...... your brick to use taking advantage of me.” 老大爷道:“我也找个吸管抽他！奶奶腿的,为卖国贼报仇,他们这些孙子,是真不知道当年我们是如何用鲜血堆积来的胜利啊。看他们糟蹋我们的胜利果实,今天我必须抽他们……你这板砖借我用用。” Yu Huifei hurried to reject: „This is Great Killing Artifact, then which is not convinced, we pat again.” 余会非赶紧拒绝了:“这是大杀器,回头哪个不服气的,咱再拍。” The old man looked, had not found weapon while convenient, furious say/way: „Cannot start importantly, I wave the flag and shout to you, cheer!” 老头找了一圈,没找到趁手的兵器,气哼哼的道:“下不了手不要紧,我给你摇旗呐喊,助威！” Then the uncle personal stereo along will adjust Duke to put, later changed into the content: That „Peking opera, in the fighting on the plains Aunt stretch/open scolded the traitor to China” 然后老大爷将随身的随身听调整成公放,之后将内容换成了:“京剧,平原作战里张大娘骂汉奸的一段” The uncle shouts at the top of one's voice to follow in the nearby to sing: „Honeyed words and putting on airs, white arsenic outside binds the honey, distinguishes the good and evil to divide the genuine and fake, we are sharp-eyed and cleverheaded, see through your ugly prototype, evil and cruel feelings!” 老大爷扯开嗓子跟在边上唱着:“花言巧语、装模作样,砒霜外面裹蜜糖,辨善恶分真假,我们心明眼亮,看穿你丑恶的原型,歹毒心肠！” Yu Huifei speechless, this old man actually really sang! 余会非一阵无语啊,这老头竟然真的就这么唱起来了！ However this Peking opera, Yu Huifei also likes, in childhood listened to his grandfather to hmph hmph a lot, therefore subconscious following sang: „Soldiers in our hearts, you kill and burn to snatch forever, not washing away the love and harmony is long!” 不过这段京剧,余会非也喜欢,小时候没少听他爷爷哼哼,于是下意识的跟着唱了起来:“子弟兵永远在我们的心坎上,你们烧杀抢,冲不断鱼水情长！” Then one old one is little singing Peking opera aria that scolded the traitor to China, gesticulated, is turning the straw flip-flop, the hit more than ten people were in a towering rage! 然后一老一少就这么唱着骂汉奸的京剧唱段,一个比比划划,一个轮着吸管噼噼啪啪,打的十几个人是怒气冲天啊！ Finally, old Sun could not bear, then angrily roars: „My motherfucking is helps the brothers hit individual, how to become the traitor to China?” 最终,老孙受不了了,回头怒吼:“我tm就是帮兄弟打个人,咋就成汉奸啦？” Yu Huifei was happy, brandishes the brick say/way: „Or, do you ask it?” 余会非乐了,抡起板砖道:“要不,你问问它？” old Sun exploded with rage obviously, was ready for any sacrifice, sits on the ground, is pointing at the own head: „I...... I even if today dies, I do not carry the pot of traitor to China.” 老孙显然是被气炸了,也豁出去了,一屁股坐在地上,指着自己的脑袋:“我……我今天就算是死,我也不背汉奸的锅。” Other person of hears word, stopped, then looks at Yu Huifei, the say/way that one by one is filled with righteous indignation: „Yes, we how on traitor to China?” 其他人闻言,也都停了下来,回头看着余会非,一个个义愤填膺的道:“就是,我们怎么就汉奸了？” Yu Huifei was happy, to old Sun head on, the straw was falling, old Sun who pulls out grimaces. 余会非乐了,对着老孙脑袋上,吸管就落了下去,抽的老孙呲牙咧嘴。 However this fellow seemed like really ready for any sacrifice, does not run, stared the big eye to look at Yu Huifei saying: „Today you do not give me a view, I fought you.” 不过这家伙似乎是真的豁出去了,不跑了,就是瞪着大眼睛看着余会非道:“今天你不给我个说法,我就跟你拼了。” A Yu Huifei dumbness, then squats to ask: „What situation, don't you know?” 余会非一阵无言,然后蹲下去问道:“啥情况,你不知道？” Yu Huifei puts out the cell phone, turns on the homepage, then opened the forum of literary academy. 余会非拿出手机,打开网页,然后打开了文学院的论坛。 At this moment, in the forum has exploded. 此时此刻,论坛里已经炸过了。 A forum topped information, directly writing: „Thief continues, this post eternal life. The anger fights the traitor to China, the school must give us a view.” 论坛被置顶的一条信息,直接写着:“大盗不止,此贴永生。怒战汉奸,学校要给我们一个说法。” The heat degree of post is renovating rapidly, suddenly over a thousand. 帖子的热度在飞速刷新,眨眼间就上千条了。 The point opens looks, in the post the first line is: „ Is casual you to delete! Deleted, I also send, you ban to say my one, innumerable I. 点开一看,帖子里第一行就是:“随便你们删！删了,我还发,你禁言我一个,还有无数个我。 Had the skill you to prohibit ID of school students. ” 有本事你把全校学生的id都封禁了。” Then is a video, the fragrant grass spouted rhetoric, went all out to slander the video of domestic boast foreign country. 然后就是一段视频,正是芳草大放厥词,拼命诋毁国内吹嘘外国的视频。 But after Yu Huifei enters the stage, was hit the mosaic. 只不过余会非出场后,就被打了马赛克了。 Yu Huifei scratches the tip of the nose saying: „This...... harms my glorious image. white reckless was so graceful......” 余会非擦擦鼻头道:“这……有损我光辉形象啊。白瞎这么帅了……” The people give him directly a supercilious look , to continue to look downward. 众人直接给他一个白眼,继续往下看。 Waited to look at the video, Yu Huifei said: „ You said that what thing that Director Wu is? 等看完了视频,余会非道:“你说那个吴主任是个啥东西？ The university, the literary academy, is breeding the motherland best flowers. 大学,文学院,孕育着祖国最好的花朵。 His motherfucking please sing the overseas publicly, then dies the black domestic trash to go to the course. 他tm请一个公开唱好国外,回头死黑国内的垃圾去讲座。 What person is this? ” 这是个啥人呢？” old Sun grins, opens mouth scolds: „Cao! This grandson, too motherfucking pit.” 老孙咧咧嘴,张嘴就骂:“曹！这孙子,太tm坑了。” Other recognize also scold with this: „Is this matter that the person does? Although freedom of speech, but such public discrediting country . Moreover the argument that uses is not false is one-sided, this person clarified is the intentional black motherland.” 其他认也跟这骂:“这是人干的事儿么？虽然言论自由,但是这么公开的抹黑国家,而且用的论据不是假的就是片面的,这人摆明了就是故意的黑祖国么。” „Plays the writing, quotes out of context with real good.” “都是玩文字的,断章取义用的真好啊。” „This Old Lady were not too the things, hard Kui my elementary school has also studied the summary central thought that without was brought by her leaning, this was a standard double sign dog traitor to China!” “这老娘们太不是东西了,辛亏我小学还学过总结中心思想,没被她带偏了,这就是一标准双标狗汉奸！” ...... …… The nearby uncle also scolded: „A paternal grandmother bear, this old bastard placed the past years, direct fire point heavenly light!” 边上的老大爷也骂道:“奶奶个熊的,这老东西放在当年,直接一把火点了天灯了！” Finally old Sun they sets out in abundance, was sorry for Yu Huifei, then being foul-mouthed of one by one walked. 最终老孙他们纷纷起身,对余会非表示歉意,然后一个个的骂骂咧咧的走了。 At this moment, a car(riage) started, Old Wu got down, gets angry: „Brat, but also wants to run?!” 就在这时,一辆车开了过来,老吴下来了,怒道:“臭小子,还想跑？！” Yu Huifei looked, immediately was happy: „How? Can your one person select with me only?” 余会非一看,顿时乐了:“咋的？你一个人要跟我单挑？” Old Wu looks old Sun who has not walked away they, shouts: „old does Sun, help?” 老吴看着还没走远的老孙他们,喊道:“老孙,帮忙啊？” old Sun then looked at his one eyes saying: „Do not compel, my motherfucking does not know you!” 老孙回头看了他一眼道:“别逼逼,我tm不认识你！” Another humanity: „You compel again, we first punch your!” 另外一人道:“你再逼逼,我们先揍你丫的！” „Bah! Traitors, dog traitor to China!” “呸！卖国贼,狗汉奸！” ...... …… „I......” Director Wu was ignorant, long time cannot get back one's composure, has a look at Yu Huifei, has a look at oneself again, instigated decisively, turns around to run. “我……”吴主任懵了,半晌回不过神来,看看余会非,再看看自己,果断怂了,转身就要跑。 Yu Huifei comes up is a foot, tramples it falls to the ground, then shouting: „Old gentleman, warning! This goods drunken driving......” 余会非上去就是一脚,将其踹倒在地,然后大喊着:“老爷子,报警啊！这货醉驾……” Simultaneously Yu Huifei is being one tramples to the face of that goods on! 同时余会非对着那货的脸上就是一顿踹啊！ Without the means that saw that this old bastard Yu Huifei could not bear, foot non-stop greeted to him! 没办法,看到这老东西余会非就忍不住了,脚丫子不停的对他招呼啊！ The old gentleman took up the cell phone again, the warning. 老爷子再次拿起手机,报警了。 What this report is the traffic police, the traffic police does not know that the old gentleman is far-fetched, first came. 这次报的是交警,交警不知道老爷子不靠谱,第一时间过来了。 Did not need to blow the tester, because Old Wu saw the police, immediately had the energy. 不用吹测试器了,因为老吴一看到有警察了,顿时有底气了。 He threw off Yu Huifei, bellows: „Who dares to bump me? The father is the university department head, father has money, father, flamboyant!” 他一把掀翻了余会非,大吼一声:“谁敢碰我？老子是大学系主任,老子有钱,老子,牛逼！” The words have not said that the traffic police look one, forced in him the car(riage) directly. 话还没说完呢,交警对望一眼,直接将他塞进了车里。 Old Wu sits in the car(riage) is also shouting: „Father is flamboyant!” 老吴坐在车里还嚷嚷着:“老子牛逼！” The traffic police were mad happily: „Is enforcing the law the recording instrument to dare to us to shout, you are very flamboyant.” 交警被气乐了:“对着我们执法记录仪敢这么喊,你是挺牛逼的。” Another traffic police found Yu Huifei, asked: „youngster, you just detained his heart to be good forcefully, but, your involves to limit the personal freedom and personal injury. After all, you do not have the law enforcement power......” 另一名交警找到余会非,问道:“小伙子,你刚刚强行扣押他的心是好的,但是,你这涉及到限制人身自由和人身伤害啊。毕竟,你没有执法权……” At this time uncle opened the mouth: „What law enforcement power? The boy drove to hit me, but must hit me, this young buddy behaved righteously, captures the black heart drunkard who wanted to travel, the traitor driver, saved the hot blooded old person bravely in the danger. I felt, sends a behaving righteously multicolored silk banner is not overrated to him?” 这时候老大爷开口了:“啥啥执法权啊？那小子开车撞了我,还要打我,这小哥们见义勇为,擒拿想要跑路的黑心醉鬼,卖国贼司机,勇救热血老人于危难之中。我觉得,给他发个见义勇为的锦旗不为过吧？” The uncle opens mouth talks nonsense, the key point is, this old man talked nonsense was an earnestness of face, that feeling like real matter. 老大爷张嘴就胡扯,重点是,这老头胡扯的时候是一脸的认真,那感觉就像真事儿似的。 In order to let the traffic police believes, the old man also ran up to front of the car(riage) of Director Wu to lie down specially, called out: „Hits in this, you favored, recorded. If can him calculate that a murder attempted was better......” 为了让交警相信,老头还特意跑到吴主任的车前面躺下了下去,叫道:“就在这撞的,你看好了啊,记录一下。要是能给他算个杀人未遂就更好了……” The traffic police are also experienced and knowledgeable, naturally does not believe nonsense of this old man. 交警也是见多识广,当然不信这老头的胡扯。 However roughly the content also understood to be clear, has not pressed Yu Huifei, but after letting him, did not want oneself to begin as far as possible. 不过大体内容也了解清楚了,也没难为余会非,只是让他以后尽量不要自己动手。 Yu Huifei also obediently and honestly the cause and effect, gave the traffic police to confess including that video clearly. 余会非也老老实实的将前因后果,包括那段视频都给交警交代清楚了。 After the traffic police listened, deeply frowned, said: „Now the law enforcement recording instrument is starting, as official, I did not say the bad language, on the look exchange, you understood!” 交警听完了之后,眉头紧锁,道:“现在执法记录仪开着呢,作为官方,我不好说脏话,就眼神交流吧,你懂得！” Yu Huifei smiled...... 余会非笑了…… The traffic police said: „youngster, your heart is good, but later runs into this dangerous character, is travelling as far as possible, do not pester with them dies to knock, after all has the danger. If compels to have no other choice, facing danger time, best is one move kills the enemy......” 交警道:“小伙子,你心是好的,但是以后遇到这种危险人物,还是尽可能的跑路,别跟他们纠缠死磕,毕竟还是有危险的。如果逼不得已,面对生命危险的时候,最好是一招毙敌……” A move kills the enemy...... 一招毙敌…… On the Yu Huifei forehead that called perspiration, really the People's Police was people, taught was the good repertoire. 余会非脑门上那叫一个汗啊,果然人民警察为人民,教的都是好套路啊。 Gazes after the traffic police to leave, Yu Huifei had the yawn to go back. 目送交警离开,余会非打着哈欠想回去了。 Finally the uncle said with a smile: „What walks? The rare our two brothers did to turn a dog traitor to China together, didn't drink under a celebration together?” 结果老大爷笑道:“走啥啊？难得咱哥俩一起干翻了一个狗汉奸,不一起喝点庆祝下？” Such a restless, Yu Huifei could not fall asleep, moreover this uncle is also interesting, chats simply. 被这么一闹腾,余会非也睡不着了,而且这老大爷也有意思,干脆聊聊吧。 Therefore the Yu Huifei following uncle returned to the entrance gate guard alcove. 于是余会非跟着老大爷回到了大门口的门卫亭子里。 The uncle puts out several bottles of small Langjiu to come, Yu Huifei selected roasted the skewer and shelled peanut anything's going, two people blew to drink flamboyant. 老大爷拿出好几瓶小郎酒来,余会非点了些烤串、花生米啥的外卖,两人就吹着牛逼喝了起来。 The old person said that he is young a time person to fight brilliance score of one group of people, Yu Huifei one hear, the heart said: „Aiya? Blows flamboyant with me?” 老人说他年轻的时候一个人大战一群人的光辉战绩,余会非一听,心道:“哎呀？跟我吹牛逼是吧？” Then Yu Huifei said that oneself a person fought more than 20 individuals initially, cut ten streets, has not gasped for breath greatly. 然后余会非就说自己当初一个人大战二十多个人,一口气砍了十条街,都没大喘气。 As soon as the old gentleman listens, the eyebrow selects: „I remembered incorrectly, initially dry/does those who turned is more than 30 people.” 老爷子一听,眉毛一挑:“我记错了,当初干翻的是三十多人。” „Old gentleman you, as soon as reminded me, I also discovered that I remembered incorrectly, initially what I cut to turn was more than 40 people, just a class!” Yu Huifei does not show weakness. “老爷子你一提醒我,我也发现我记错了,我当初砍翻的是四十多人,刚好一个班级的！”余会非也不示弱。 Speaking of this, the old gentleman does not speak suddenly, staring looks at Yu Huifei. 说到这,老爷子忽然不吭声了,直勾勾的看着余会非。 Yu Huifei does not blush newly not too, confidently. 余会非脸不红新不太哦,坦然对之。 Long time, the old gentleman said: „Hey...... your boy can, blow flamboyant does not blush.” 良久,老爷子道:“嘿……你小子可以啊,吹牛逼不脸红啊。” Yu Huifei cups one hand in the other across the chest: „And you too, old gentleman receiving let.” 余会非拱手:“彼此彼此,老爷子承让了。” „Haha...... the person of horizon not being concerned about face, walks one simultaneously!” The old gentleman holds up the beverage bottle. “哈哈……同时天涯不要脸之人,走一个！”老爷子举起酒瓶。 Yu Huifei laughs, with doing. 余会非哈哈大笑,跟着干了。 Shortly after seven that two people drink faint eight vegetarian, was away from the table to sit, to afterward, by that two people put arms around shoulders directly, lisper lang chirp is blowing flamboyant in that when asked an opposite party series world. 没多久两人都喝的七晕八素的了,原本是隔着桌子坐着的,到了后来,两人直接勾肩搭背的靠在那,大舌头啷叽的在那吹着牛逼,问对方什么时候一统全球。 Finally, the old gentleman shouts one: „Your boy throws the temperament, we two swear brotherhood!” 最终,老爷子大喊一声:“你小子投脾气,要不,咱们两结拜吧！”