Yu Huifei does not know that line built mistakenly, said: „I felt, Ok!” 余会非也不知道那根线搭错了,道:“我觉得,可以！” Then Yu Huifei found a Duke Guan to attempt from the cell phone, the old gentleman distributes three cigarettes, two people consecrate Duke Guan in cell phone to attempt, kowtow to worship on bended knees! 然后余会非从手机里找到了一个关公图,老爷子递上去三根烟,两人就这么供奉着手机里的关公图,磕头跪拜！ The old gentleman first said: „My Song as if made by Heaven, is willing to become the brothers with my little brother Yu Huifei today!” 老爷子先说:“我宋天成,今天愿意与我身边的小兄弟余会非结为兄弟！” Yu Huifei is catching up with the say/way: „My Yu Huifei, is willing with my nearby old gentleman Song as if made by Heaven, to become the brothers today!” 余会非赶着道:“我余会非,今天愿意与我边上的老爷子宋天成,结为兄弟！” The old gentleman said: „Later we share joys to share sorrows!” 老爷子道:“以后我们有福同享有难同当！” Yu Huifei also follows: „Later we share joys to share sorrows!” 余会非也跟着:“以后我们有福同享有难同当！” The old gentleman continues saying: „Did not seek same month and same day to live in the same year, but sought same month and same day dead in the same year!” 老爷子继续道:“不求同年同月同日生,但求同年同月同日死！” Yu Huifei opens mouth is shouting: „Did not seek same month and same day to live in the same year, but asked......?” 余会非张嘴就喊着:“不求同年同月同日生,但求……呃？” Yu Huifei was shocked, asked the old gentleman: „Are you big today?” 余会非愣住了,问老爷子:“您老今天多大了？” The old gentleman said: „72, you?” 老爷子道:“72了,你呢？” Yu Huifei said: „21......” 余会非道:“21……” The old gentleman pinches the finger to calculate, your my I should be able the long life, you to mix with me on average, can 100 years old. 老爷子掐指头算了算,你我平均一下我应该能长命百岁了,你跟我混,也能一百岁。 How Yu Huifei thought that this saying to be so irritable? 余会非怎么觉得这话那么别扭呢？ However he has not thought, the nod said: „But sought in the same year same month and same day......” 不过他也没多想,点头道:“但求同年同月同日……” „Yeah, do you two do?” Outside some people passed by, open the door asked. “哎,你们两个干什么呢？”外面有人路过,开门就问。 The Yu Huifei words have not said obstinately, two people by the same place, are crooked the head, is staring say/way with one voice: „Among brothers, swears brotherhood, has the issue?” 余会非的话愣是没说完,两人靠在一起,歪着脑袋,瞪着眼睛异口同声的道:“兄弟之间,结拜呢,有问题么？” The opposite party have a look at the ornaments in room, has a look at two people again, immediately was happy, waves saying: „You continue......!” 对方看看屋里的摆设,再看看两人,顿时乐了,挥挥手道:“你们继续……哈！” That person walked, Yu Huifei asked the old gentleman: „Just speaking of which?” 那人走了,余会非问老爷子:“刚刚说到哪了？” The old gentleman thinks: „Said was similar, remaining last. I old, later I am your big brother!” 老爷子想想:“说的差不多了,就剩下最后一句了。我年长,以后我是你大哥！” Yu Huifei said: „I young, later I am your Second Brother!” 余会非道:“我年幼,以后我是你二弟！” Yu Huifei said, looked down the pants crotch, how did he feel such irritable? 余会非说完,就低头看了看裤裆,他怎么觉得这么别扭呢？ Old gentleman very satisfied say/way: „Your this each one head, does not calculate that brought disgrace on my family Second brother's prestige.” 老爷子十分满意的道:“你这个个头,不算辱没了我家二弟的威名。” Face of Yu Huifei immediately black...... 余会非的脸顿时就黑了…… Then two people blew will be flamboyant, by fell asleep in that. 然后两人又吹了会牛逼,靠在那就睡着了。 With the day dawn, two people wake. 随着天蒙蒙亮,两人醒了过来。 Yu Huifei rubbed the head, yesterday evening matter also came clearly into view. Mainly is front three cigarette butts in the ash-tray, Duke Guan on in addition cell phone looked like reminded him. 余会非揉了揉脑袋,昨天晚上的事情还历历在目。主要是面前烟灰缸里的三个烟屁股,外加手机上的关公像提醒了他。 Yu Huifei sees the present old gentleman, does not know whether to laugh or cry...... he to self-examine that oneself long life is not old, pours does not fear this same year same moon/month anything. 余会非看着眼前的老爷子,一阵哭笑不得……不过他自问自己长生不老,倒也不怕这同年同月啥的。 Does not know that his life span can aid the old gentleman to follow long life...... 只是不知道他的寿命能不能护佑老爷子跟着长生…… The old gentleman awoke, has a look at the ash-tray, has a look at the cell phone again, finally sprinkles however smiles: „Although is a little absurd, since said to Duke Guan these words, after us, was brothers. Does the Second Brother, how you see?” 老爷子醒了,看看烟灰缸,再看看手机,最后洒然一笑:“虽然有点荒唐,但是既然是对关公说了那些话,那咱们以后就是兄弟了。二弟,你怎么看？” The Yu Huifei forced smile said: „How can also see, all depending on calculation that the big brother said.” 余会非苦笑道:“还能怎么看,全凭大哥说的算呗。” The old gentleman smiled...... 老爷子笑了…… Yu Huifei looks that uncle said: „Big brother, on this day was also about to shine, or had a breakfast together?” 余会非看着那老大爷道:“大哥,这天也快亮了,要不一起吃点早餐去？” The old gentleman smiled: „Walks, I know a shop, dozens years of old-established shop. The Elder Brother I lead you to drink the soft bean curd, that flavor, is fragrant!” 老爷子笑了:“走走走,我知道一家店,几十年的老店了。哥哥我带你喝豆腐脑去,那味道,倍儿香！” Yu Huifei said: „Really? I am also good this.” 余会非道:“真的？我也好这一口。” „Are you sweet party or the salty party?” The old gentleman asked. “你是甜党还是咸党啊？”老爷子问。 Yu Huifei said: „My salty party.” 余会非道:“我咸党。” „My sweet party, your salty party is the monster.” “我甜党,你们咸党都是怪物。” „Your sweet party is the monster, impervious!” “你们甜党才是怪物,不可理喻！” „Hey, you also with my bar on? Believed me not to ask you to drink the soft bean curd.” “嘿,你还跟我杠上了是不是？信不信我不请你喝豆腐脑了。” „Calculates you ruthlessly......, but, I feel salty delicious.” “算你狠……不过,我还是觉得咸的好吃。” „Sweet delicious!” “甜的好吃！” „Salty......” “咸的……” „Sweet!” “甜的！” ...... …… One old one few, under bathing of morning sun, draws the long shadow to vanish on the street, turned in a small lane. 一老一少,在朝阳的沐浴下,拉着长长的影子消失在街道上,拐进了一个小巷子里。 In the lane, dawn, some people have stood in the entrance call. 巷子里,蒙蒙亮,已经有人站在门口吆喝了。 One crowd of uncle shuttle in, some people are drinking the soft bean curd, some people are eating the noodles with soybean paste, some inside people are also engaging in the crosstalk, sang the Peking opera, played the urheen, the small lane was not big, but was quite lively. 一群老大爷穿梭其中,有的人在喝豆腐脑,有的人在吃炸酱面,里面还有人在说相声,唱京剧,拉二胡的,小巷子不大,但是颇为热闹。 Yu Huifei walks to be one of them, some unexpectedly types in the feelings of 60-70 ages, that feeling are unique, an impact in mind. 余会非走在其中,竟然有种走在60-70年代的感觉,那感觉非常独特,给人一种心灵上的冲击。 Although Northeast and Beijing have big local culture difference, but that type of unique flavor that is that time, is actually interlinked. 虽然东北和北京有着很大的地方文化差异,但是那种属于那个时代的独特韵味,其实是相通的。 Two people sit, drinks one bowl of soft bean curds, believes a Duan Lane mouth crosstalk, in the park in chamfering, looked again one group of Sir play the bird to fight the cricket, pours also the endless enjoyment. 两人坐下来,喝上一碗豆腐脑,听上一段巷子口的相声,再去边上的公园里,看一群大爷玩鸟斗蛐蛐,倒也其乐无穷。 Yu Huifei whispered: „No wonder in the past the wealthy family juniors were walking with dog teased the bird, this easy life......, languid, making one be disinclined to do other.” 余会非嘀咕道:“难怪当年富家子弟都是遛狗逗鸟,这小日子……嗯,懒洋洋的,让人懒得干别的啊。” Old Master Song smiles, Yu Huifei saw this, asked with a laugh before him, did. 宋老爷子笑了笑,余会非见此,笑呵呵的问他以前是干啥的。 He laughs: „Soldier that government goes to work, drifts along to mix today.” 他就哈哈大笑:“政府上班的小兵一个,混日子混到了今天。” He did not relate in detail, Yu Huifei is also disinclined to ask, can mix the position of community security, this old gentleman thinks where to does not go compared with his grandfather cow. 他不细说,余会非也懒得问,能混到小区保安的位置,这老爷子想必也不比他爷爷牛到哪去。 Two people restless one in the morning, Yu Huifei had the yawn to say goodbye finally. 两人闹腾了一早上,最终余会非打着哈欠告别了。 Returned to the hotel, Yu Huifei went right to sleep, waking time is afternoon. 回了酒店,余会非倒头就睡,醒过来的时候已经是下午了。 Crawls, Yu Huifei discovered, the own cell phone was hit to explode quickly. 爬起来,余会非才发现,自己的手机都快被打爆了。 All is Ke Li and Liu Zhuang hits, two people have come, knocks on a door Yu Huifei not accordingly. 全都是可离和刘壮打的,两人来过,敲门余会非没应声。 Two people scared, found the person to guard a door to open, discovered Yu Huifei rested with dead pig, has not disturbed him. 两人吓坏了,找人把门开开了,发现余会非睡的跟死猪似的,也就没打扰他了。 In the room has a breakfast, is the cold noodles with sauce, when eats good. 屋子里有一份早餐,是凉拌面,什么时候吃都行。 „These fellows, but also is really careful.” Yu Huifei whispered, after eating to the full, he starts idly was bored. “这些家伙,还真细心啊。”余会非嘀咕了一句,吃饱了之后,他又开始闲的无聊了。 Puts out the cell phone to flip, what finally makes Yu Huifei accidental/surprised is, turned Director Wu unexpectedly the dismissed news. 拿出手机翻了翻,结果让余会非意外的是,竟然翻到了吴主任被开除的消息。 Sees here, Yu Huifei smiled, really the hegemonic actions must commit suicide, his getting what one deserves! 看到这里,余会非笑了,果然多行不义必自毙啊,丫的活该！ At this time Ke Li made the call, made Yu Huifei to go to Wangfujing snack street stroll. 这时候可离来电话了,约余会非去王府井小吃一条街转转。 Yu Huifei came, certainly wants stroll. 余会非来都来了,肯定要转转的。 „This Wangfujing?” Yu Huifei looks the street that this tall building stands in great numbers, has the difference color asking. “这就王府井啊？”余会非看着这高楼林立的街道,带着异样之色的问道。 „Right, this is Wangfujing.” Liu Zhuang said. “对啊,这就是王府井啊。”刘壮道。 Yu Huifei shakes the head: „I also think that here is the old gate old institute, flavor of one share Beijing. Finally is like our each family entrances, is the pedestrian street that the tall building stands in great numbers. What this has to change for the better?” 余会非摇头:“我还以为这里是老门老院,一股子北京的味道呢。结果跟我们家家门口一样,都是高楼林立的步行街啊。这有啥好转的啊？” „Arrived the capital, some places was not much, but many must have a look. Otherwise, your many are a regret......” Ke Li said. “到了首都了么,有些地方不怎么样,但是多少也要看看的。否则,你多少是个遗憾……”可离道。 Yu Huifei thinks that is also that a truth, at least later went back, speaking of Wangfujing, he can say one to the outside, no looks, one business street. 余会非想想也是那么个道理,至少以后回去了,在说到王府井,他就可以对外说一声,没啥看的,就一商业街。 Near Wangfujing has an alley, inside is very lively, some people stand in the noodles with soybean paste entrance sing the Beijing accent, shouted that the person goes to eat meal. 王府井边上有一条小路,里面挺热闹的,有人站在炸酱面门口唱京腔,喊人进去吃饭。 Also some sell to have certain characteristics small accessory specially, but these things look are the Yiwu small commodities, is not valuable. 也有一些专门卖带有一定特色的小饰品,不过那些东西一看就是义乌小商品,不值钱。 However here, the sold price may not cheap...... 但是在这里,卖的价格可都不便宜…… Ke Li said: „Here has a look to consider as finished, the thing do not buy. That is the flickering outside area tourist...... pit one is one.” 可离道:“这里就看看算了,东西别买。那都是忽悠外地游客的……坑一个是一个。” In Wangfujing has the roast duck and Goubuli. 王府井里有烤鸭和狗不理包子。 Yu Huifei has eaten the roast duck, but this Goubuli has not eaten. 余会非吃过烤鸭了,不过这狗不理包子还没吃过。 Ke Li bought a cage to give Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei said: „Don't you eat?” 可离买了一笼递给余会非,余会非道:“你们不吃么？” Liu Zhuang said with a smile: „This thing, has not been the past Goubuli. Now achieves truly, after having eaten, the dog does not want to respond it.” 刘壮笑道:“这东西,早就不是当年的狗不理了。现在是真正的做到了,吃过之后,狗都不想搭理它了。” Yu Huifei tastes, the oil is very big, the taste is a little heavy, eating one is very fragrant, eating two is much greasier, ate, wants to spit directly. 余会非尝了尝,油很大,口味有点重,吃一个很香,吃两个就腻得慌,吃多了,直接想吐。 Ke Li said: „The past Goubuli, was bought afterward by a company. Also bought a sign, other things have broken inherited......” 可离道:“当年的狗不理,后来被一家公司买下来了。也只是买了一个牌子,其他的东西早就断了传承了……” Liu Zhuang said: „Yeah.” 刘壮道:“可不是么。” Yu Huifei nodded, puts down steamed stuffed bun following to wander around. 余会非点头,放下包子跟着瞎溜达去了。 A day passed by. 一天就这么过去了。 Next day, Ke Li and Liu Zhuang brought Yu Huifei to go to the Great Wall. 第二天,可离和刘壮带着余会非去了长城。 Stands in the Great Wall, although all around is a person, but that feeling is indeed different, a feeling of national pride raises, he always wants to stand in the city wall roars two throats. 站在长城上,虽然四周都是人,但是那感觉的确不一样,一种民族自豪感升起,他总想站在城墙上吼两嗓子。 From the mountain, had/left the Great Wall mouth, Ke Li and Liu Zhuang goes to bathroom. 从山上下来,出了长城口,可离和刘壮去上厕所了。 Yu Huifei is idling being all right, in that stand. 余会非闲着没事,就在那站着等。 At this time, an eldest sister walked: „Little brother, do you want to descend the mountain?” 这时候,一个大姐走了过来:“小兄弟,你这是要下山了吧？” Yu Huifei nods. 余会非点头。 The eldest sister said: „Rides my car(riage), is very cheap, a person 60.” 大姐道:“坐我的车吧,很便宜的,一个人六十。” Yu Huifei wondered, in this scenic area also has to meet the personal work? Also asked: „Very far?” 余会非就纳闷了,这景区里还有接私活的？同时问道:“很远么？” The eldest sister is pointing at the road of descending the mountain: „ Did you see? This road gets down, must circle a great-circle, a mountain top has been able to arrive at your mountaineering the place. You must descend the mountain, must go to there set, then sits the bus unification to descend the mountain...... 大姐指着下山的公路道:“你看到了吧？这条路下去,要绕一大圈,过个山头才能到你们登山的地方。你们要下山,都得去那里集合,然后坐大巴统一下山…… You come time, has not seen above has the notice, making your old route return, do not proceed? ” 你来的时候,没看到上面有通知么,让你们原路返回,不要往前走么？” Yu Huifei stares, he thinks carefully, on the summit the position of cable car, really some people put a loudspeaker on that but shouted what him not to pay attention to listen. 余会非一愣,他仔细想想,山顶上缆车的位置,真的有人在那放了个喇叭,但是喊得什么他没注意听。 He thinks from the beginning is to make everyone walk until tired, spends to make the cable car to get down directly. 他一开始以为是让大家走累的,直接花钱做缆车下去呢。 Now thinks, possibly is really makes everyone old route return. 现在想想,可能真的是让大家原路返回吧。 Why otherwise could not explain the latter half, the person was short. 否则解释不清楚为什么后半段,人少了许多。 „Meaning is, we do not ride your car(riage), troubled?” Yu Huifei asked. “意思是,我们不坐你的车,就麻烦了？”余会非问。 The eldest sister shakes the head, refreshed say/way: „Does not go by car, all right. The eldest sister does not flicker you, you descend the mountain from this, was too far, I suggested that your old route returns, crawls from the Great Wall......” 大姐摇头,爽快的道:“不坐车,也没事。大姐也不忽悠你,你从这下山,太远了,我建议你原路返回,从长城爬回去……” Yu Huifei one hear, was immediately big: „We came for two hours, did I climb a mountain to crawl again?” 余会非一听,顿时头都大了:“我们一路过来走了两个多小时,我再爬山爬回去？” The Great Wall is not the flat land, the flat land walks tired for two hours. 长城可不是平地,平地走两个多小时也累啊。 Let alone, this Great Wall height fluctuates, some places want the hands and feet and use to be good. 更何况,这段长城高低起伏,有的地方都要手脚并用才行。 Walks, in heart excited, wants to look at the landscape, is not tired. 一路走过来,心中兴奋,想看景观,不觉得累。 However thinks must walk, the brow of Yu Huifei wrinkled the Sichuan character. 但是一想到要走回去,余会非的眉头都皱成了川字。 At this time some tourists came out, the eldest sister hurried to block them, was these words. 这时候又有游客出来了,那大姐赶紧拦下他们,也是那些话。 As soon as several tourists listen, immediately complained: „This had not seen all the way the warning sign lets, this must walk, dies of exhaustion a ball......” 几个游客一听,顿时抱怨道:“这一路上也没看到个警示牌让回去啊,这还得走回去,累死个球啊……” ps: In order to prevent not to have the sprayer of brain, explained that the following content was I personally experiences. Do not pull with me does not exist! ps:为了防止没脑子的喷子,解释一下,以下内容是我亲身经历的。别跟我扯不存在啊！