TRRLB :: Volume #2

#65: Has the skill you to pull out me! $ 1 fourth


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That old Sun stares, has a look at Yu Huifei, has a look at Director Wu again, finally said with a smile: Boy, but also is really enemies on a narrow road. It seems like that you live in the hospital tonight......” 那老孙一愣,看看余会非,再看看吴主任,最后笑道:“小子,还真是冤家路窄啊。看来,你今天晚上得在医院住了……” Yu Huifei cracks into a smile about him, then points at him to say behind: „Do the police in this, you also dare is so ominous?” 余会非对他咧嘴一笑,然后指着他身后道:“警察在这呢,你也敢这么凶?” old Sun subconscious turning head, Yu Huifei raises legs is a foot! 老孙下意识的回头,余会非抬腿就是一脚! old Sun was trampled to go fall flat on one's face by Yu Huifei foot directly, when his time then, Yu Huifei has run not to have the shadow. 老孙直接被余会非脚丫子踹了个狗吃屎,等他回头的时候,余会非已经快跑没影了。 But his these friends were ignorant, drank many liquor, the brain response is a little slow, who once wants this goods not to press the repertoire to play a card at present, facing their so many people, dares first to begin unexpectedly. 而他的那些朋友都懵了,本就喝了好多酒,脑子反应有点慢,谁曾想眼前这货不按套路出牌,面对他们这么多人,竟然敢先动手。 Moreover fires off the person to run away, the degree that is not concerned about face, makes them a little unable to respond directly. 而且打完人撒腿就跑,那不要脸的程度,直接让他们有点反应不过来。 Punches him to me!” old Sun bellows. “给我揍他!”老孙大吼。 The people then recover, called to pursue. 众人这才回过神来,嗷嗷叫着追了上去。 This street very straight, in addition is early morning reason, here almost no one. 这条街十分的直,再加上是凌晨的缘故,这里几乎没有什么人了。 Yu Huifei runs in front, he does not make a turn...... 余会非就在前面跑,他也不转弯…… Behind is pursuing with these more than ten people, these people also shouted from the beginning: You halt to me, I kill you!” 后面跟这十几个人追着,那些人一开始还喊:“你给我站住,我弄死你!” Grandson you have the skill not to run!” “孙子你有本事别跑!” Is the man halts!” “是男人就站住!” ...... …… But Yu Huifei pays no attention to them radically, but runs one to shout at the same time: „It is not convinced you to pursue, what does not pursue is the grandson!” 余会非则根本不理他们,只是一边跑一遍喊着:“不服气你们就追啊,不追的是孙子!” Several are only pursuing of symbolic significance, one hear of this saying erupted the potential directly, running they are quicker than old Sun! 原本有几个只是象征意义的追,一听这话直接爆发了潜能,跑的比老孙他们还快呢! However...... 然而…… After ten minutes, Yu Huifei is still running, they have panted. 十分钟后,余会非还在跑,他们已经气喘吁吁了。 After a half hour, Yu Huifei is still running, they have a little been too tired to move any further. 半小时后,余会非依然在跑,他们已经有点跑不动了。 An entrance of community, a gate guard Sir sits in that drinks the young wine to listen to the Peking opera, what listened is Duke Guan starts a solo run! 一个小区的门口,一个门卫大爷坐在那喝着小酒正听京剧呢,听的是关公单刀赴会! That that the old man listens to called a delight, face red. 老头听的那叫一个眉飞色舞,老脸通红。 At this moment, one group of people pursue a person to run from the community entrance, the uncle in the heart air/Qi of justice ascends immediately. 就在这时,一群人追着一个人从小区门口跑过,老大爷顿时心中一股正义之气升腾而起。 Sir touched the cell phone to make the warning phone call. 大爷摸起手机打了报警电话。 Police station? Reported to the police to...... me. “警察局么?对……我报警。 I noticed that some people fight on the street...... 我看到有人在街上斗殴啊…… How many people? 多少人? Several people pursue a person to hit. 十几个人追一个人打呢。 Situation? 情况咋样了? It is not clear, but also is running. 不清楚啊,还在跑呢。 However you could rest assured that unhappiness that they run, as if one by one a little atrophy. 不过你放心,他们跑的不快,似乎一个个的都有点痿。 You said that present young people, one by one that empty? 你说说,现在的年轻人,一个个的怎么都那么虚呢? Fights is too tired to move any further, back then your grandfather my blade, cut ten streets not to raise to gasp for breath! 打架都跑不动,想当年你爷爷我一个人一把刀,一口气砍十条街都不带大喘气的! Aii, this records individually, this...... this does not belong to surrender, this is blows flamboyant! 哎哎,这个别记录啊,这个……这个不属于自首啊,这就是吹牛逼! Address? 地址? reckless sea Garden...... 哦胡海花园…… Aren't you catch me? Does not catch me to be good, let me tell you, I the dry/does matter passed the investigation period before. 你不是来抓我吧?不抓我就行,我跟你说,我之前干的事情都过了追诉期了。 The lake sea garden entrance, they just ran. 湖海花园大门口,他们刚跑过去了。 You along the road, pursue...... 你们沿着路,追吧…… Ok, Sir I helps you pursue, meets you to come the support. ” 算了,大爷我帮你们追,一会你们过来支援啊。” Made the telephone call, this Sir really carried the security stick to go out, then stood after the gate mouth cold wind, became sober, the mouth whispered: Ok, is in this grade of police.” 挂了电话,这大爷真的拎着保安棍子出去了,然后站在门口吹了一阵冷风后,酒醒了,吧嗒吧嗒嘴嘀咕了一句:“算了,还是在这等警察吧。” Also after a half hour,...... 又半个小时后…… The people only thought that the both legs with filling lead, were too tired to move any further completely. 众人只觉得双腿跟灌了铅似的,完全跑不动了。 But front that grandson also non-stop is shouting: Is the man, is lasting! Such is one on the resting vegetable/dish, you a woman?” 而前面那孙子还不停的喊着:“是男人,就要持久!这么一会就歇菜,你们是女人么?” Some people could not bear, scolded: Women are more lasting than the man than......” 有人忍不住了,骂道:“女人都比男人持久好么……” Yu Huifei then looked at his one eyes, despicable say/way: „The shame in man!” 余会非回头看了他一眼,鄙夷的道:“男人中的耻辱!” Fuck...... I make...... me...... whistling...... dead you.” That person makes a determined effort very much fragrant, but was too tired to move any further. 我曹……我弄……我……呼呼……死你。”那人很香发狠,但是真跑不动了。 old Sun worn out say/way: Your motherfucking...... motherfucking halts......” 老孙有气无力的道:“你tm……tm站住……” Yu Huifei then has a look at him, then really halted. 余会非回头看看他,然后真的站住了。 He squatted in the place screwed on a brick, carried in the hand, thought over under: I halted.” 他蹲在地上扣了一块板砖,拎在手里,掂量了下:“我站住了。” The people looked, meaning that at present this fellow not only has not panted, instead is vivid. 众人一看,眼前这家伙不但没有气喘吁吁的意思,反而还生龙活虎着呢。 one by one you have a look at me, I have a look at you, immediately discovered, seems like others also full blood, oneself already menstruation skin! 一个个的你看看我,我看看你,顿时发现了,貌似人家还满血呢,自己已经血皮了! At this moment, Yu Huifei bellows: Looks to hit!” 就在这时,余会非大吼一声:“看打!” Then does not know that was who shouted one: Runs!” 然后也不知道是谁喊了一声:“跑啊!” Then these people do not know the strength of where coming, turns around to run! 然后这些人也不知道哪来的力气,转身就跑! A Yu Huifei person was just pursued by one group of people, the next quarter became him to start to pursue one group of people to run. 刚刚还是余会非一个人被一群人追,下一刻就成了他开始追一群人跑了。 However Yu Huifei is not a good bird, he can pursue obviously, but he feared that the opposite party comes to counter-attack anything certainly. 不过余会非也不是个好鸟,他明明能追上去,但是他怕对方来个绝地反击什么的。 Therefore, this goods do not pursue, consistently maintains a safe distance. 于是,这货就是不追上去,始终保持一个安全距离。 He is not does not think that a brick shouted. 他不是不想一板砖呼上去。 However thinks that this place is unfamiliar with the people and place, if patted others bled, he estimated that could not go back. 但是想想此地人生地不熟的,万一把人家拍出血了,他估计就回不去了。 If were detained for several days, he was miserable. 若是被拘留几天,那他就惨了。 Thinks it over, Yu Huifei temporarily do not use good of brick divine artifact, is with the stick. 思来想去,余会非还是暂时不要用板砖神器的好,还是用棍子吧。 However on the street in this Beijing, by these cleaner uncles, that the old aunts sweep is called one cleanly, let alone the stick, a big point crotch could not find. 但是这大北京的马路上,被那些清洁工老大爷,老阿姨们扫的那叫一个干净啊,别说棍子了,就连一个大点的树杈都找不到。 Finally Yu Huifei saw on the ground does not know is who has had big cup drink, then extracts a straw from the beverage bottle...... 最终余会非在地上见到了一根不知道是谁喝过的大杯饮料,然后从饮料瓶里抽出一根吸管来…… Yu Huifei looks at that straw, sighed: Ok, copes is using.” 余会非看着那吸管,叹息道:“算了,对付着用吧。” old Sun is very depressed, incomparable depression! 老孙很郁闷,无比的郁闷! Although he does not mix black, but oneself one group of brothers very have the battle efficiency, hits that boy not to have the issue. 他虽然不是混黑的,但是自己一帮兄弟还是挺有战斗力的,打那小子还是没问题的。 However now, aggrieved...... 但是现在,憋屈啊…… One group of people, made others running obstinately waste! 一群人,愣是让人家给跑废了! What is most depressed, these usually drink, said that the brother discussed younger brother's fellow, one by one in travelling going all out was quick a little compared with him. 最郁闷的是,这些平时喝酒的时候,称兄论弟的家伙,在跑路的时候一个个的都在拼命的比他快那么一点。 Doesn't this clarify sells him? 这不摆明了卖他呢么? Air/Qi...... 来气啊…… Comes air/Qi very much! 很来气! At this moment, a hand patted old Sun shoulder: Brothers, prepared?” 就在这时,一只手拍了拍老孙的肩膀:“兄弟,准备好了么?” old Sun gets angry: What did I prepare to prepare? I prepare......” 老孙怒道:“我准备啥准备好了么?我准备……” old Sun turns head, saw that a pinky thick or thin straw front surface pats! 老孙一扭头,就看到一根小拇指粗细的吸管迎面拍来! ! 啪! Although the straw is light, but pulled out fast, the produced destructive power is as good as a head to collapse. 吸管虽然轻,但是被人快速的抽过来,产生的破坏力不亚于一个脑瓜崩。 Pulls out on the face, immediately is burning...... 还是抽在脸上,顿时火辣辣的…… Your does motherfucking hit me with the straw?” old Sun is in an uncontrollable rage, this also too insulted the person. “你tm用吸管打我?”老孙怒不可遏,这也太侮辱人了。 Yu Huifei sees this fellow also to revolt, takes up brick say/way on another hand: Or, trades this?” 余会非见这家伙还想反抗,拿起另一只手上的板砖道:“要不,换这个?” old Sun turns around to run immediately, simultaneously the mouth is clamoring: Has the skill you not to trade the thing, pulls out me with the straw!” 老孙立刻转身就跑,同时嘴里叫嚣着:“有本事你别换东西,用吸管抽死我!” Yu Huifei smiled, he knows that at present this goods are the dead duck are obstinate argumentative! 余会非笑了,他知道眼前这货是死鸭子嘴硬! However did not matter, the Yu Huifei wheel in straw is being one knocks to his Mediterranean Sea...... 不过无所谓了,余会非轮着手里的吸管对着他的地中海就是一顿敲…… Although that small straw the might is not big, but plastic, solid! 那小吸管虽然威力不大,但是塑料的,结实啊! Yu Huifei pulled out continuously several times, pulls out in a place, old Sun Mediterranean Sea extracted a piece in inflamed...... 余会非连续抽了几次,都抽在一个地方,也把老孙的地中海上抽出了一片红肿…… old Sun gets angry: You sufficed, do you hit others is not good?” 老孙怒道:“你够了,你打别人不行么?” Yu Huifei hehe said: Who makes you run is so slow? Right that the predecessors said that the backwardness must come under attack. You fall behind now, whom do you blame? Has the skill you to run a bit faster, does not use too quickly, compared with them quickly on line.” 余会非呵呵道:“谁让你跑的这么慢来的?前人说的对,落后就要挨打。你现在落后了,你怪谁呢?有本事你跑快点啊,不用太快,比他们快就行。” As soon as result old Sun listens, clenches teeth, in addition a strength, ran quickly several points. 结果老孙一听,一咬牙,加了一点力气,跑快了几分。 Finally sees his brothers, one by one is calling, desperate running, is quick throughout a little compared with him...... 结果就看到他那些兄弟,一个个嗷嗷叫着,拼命的跑啊,始终比他快那么一点…… old Sun gets angry: „Can't you wait for my meeting?” 老孙怒道:“你们就不能等我一会么?” What a pity, no one replied radically. 可惜,根本没人回答。 Yu Huifei smiled: Is the good brothers.” 余会非笑了:“都是好兄弟啊。” Then Yu Huifei takes up the straw, pulls out! 然后余会非拿起吸管,抽! ! 啪! Aiya......” old Sun sore grimacing. “哎呀……”老孙疼的呲牙咧嘴的。 That community entrance. 还是那个小区大门口。 The uncle is pondering over the issue that is pursuing, saw that group of people came back. 老大爷正琢磨着追不追的问题呢,就看到那一群人又回来了。 The uncle touches the chin, in the future will draw back two steps, whispered: These young people management very agile, did this fire off?” 老大爷摸摸下巴,往后退了两步,嘀咕道:“这些年轻人办事挺利索的啊,这就打完了?” Then he sees that group of people, leisure, mumbling ran from him. 然后他就看到那一群人呼呼啦啦,慢慢悠悠,哼哼唧唧的从他面前跑了过去。 Behind also follows young people, a hand is carrying the brick, a hand takes a straw, leisurely walking in behind, once for a while uphold hand comes to withstand/top one to brush to front a head of Mediterranean Sea. 后面还跟着一个年轻人,一只手拎着板砖,一只手拿着一根吸管,优哉游哉的走在后面,时不时的抬起手来对着前面的一个地中海的脑瓜顶一顿抽打。 That small straw made the feeling of small leather whip obstinately, makes noise. 那小吸管愣是打出了小皮鞭的感觉,啪啪作响。 That Mediterranean sore tears were about to come out, but the old gentleman felt that mostly was the humiliation tears. 那地中海疼的眼泪都快出来了,不过老爷子觉得,那多半是屈辱的泪水。 Young people passed by from the uncle, to the uncle shows a faint smile: Sir, morning.” 年轻人从老大爷面前路过的时候,对老大爷微微一笑:“大爷,早啊。” Sir gawked, with this: Early...... are you?” 大爷楞了一下,跟这道:“早啊……你这是?” Yu Huifei said: Walking with dog.” 余会非道:“遛狗呢。” Yu Huifei speaking thoughtlessly replied. 余会非随口回答道。 bastard, I fought you, without you insulted the person!” old Sun angrily roars, then. 王八蛋,我跟你拼了,没你这么侮辱人的!”老孙怒吼,回头。 Yu Huifei lifts the brick: What did you say?” 余会非抬起板砖:“你说啥?” Has the skill you to continue with the straw, do not use the brick.” old Sun second instigated, turning around to continue to run...... said accurately was moves is right, he was too tired to move any further. “有本事你继续用吸管,别用板砖。”老孙秒怂,转身继续跑……准确的说是挪才对,他是真跑不动了。 Yu Huifei was happy, waves with that Sir: You rest earlier, I continue to walk with dog.” 余会非乐了,和那大爷挥挥手:“您老早点休息,我继续遛狗。” Then in Yu Huifei brandishes begins the straw, makes noise. 然后余会非挥舞着手里的吸管,啪啪作响。 Mediterranean Sea old Sun wails unceasingly...... 地中海老孙哀嚎不断…… The uncle sees this, scratches the head, with. 老大爷见此,挠挠头,跟了上去。 Although he was old, running is not quick, but compares with that crowd of waste residue, he felt that can pass another vehicle. 他虽然年龄大了,跑不快了,但是和那群废渣比,他感觉走着就能超车。 Therefore the uncle took the cell phone to start to report to the police: „ Police? 于是老大爷拿着手机又开始报警了:“警察么? Right, I reported to the police. 对,我报警。 Right, is I, that matter...... 对,还是我,就那事儿…… It is not, let me tell you, the situation a little changes now. 不是,我跟你说啊,现在情况有点变化。 Before did not say that a person was pursued by more than ten people are hitting? 之前不是说一个人被十几个人追着打么? Now was different, the present is a person is pursuing more than ten people...... 现在不一样了,现在是一个人追着十几个人…… Do not interrupt, I have not said that what do you guess randomly? 你别打岔啊,我还没说完呢,你乱猜什么呀? Does not fight! 不是打架! Aiya, has not resorted to arms! 哎呀,没动刀! He does not have the spear/gun! 他也没枪! Did you listen to me to say Ok? 你听我说行不行? I have not told the knight-errant story, do you listen to me to speak the line not? 我没讲武侠故事,你听我讲行不? He, he takes a straw to hit them now, right, is the straw you have not misunderstood. 他啊,他现在拿着个吸管打他们呢,对,就是吸管你没听错。 It is not leather hose, is not the steel pipe, I also not old with dim eyes. 不是皮管子,也不是钢管,我还没老眼昏花呢。 I told you, that drinks the straw that the drink used. 我告诉你,那就是喝饮料用的吸管。 Do not believe that I have not deceived you...... you not to make the telephone call. 你别不信啊,我没骗你……你别挂电话。 You...... yeah? 你……哎哎? Hey? 喂喂? Hey! 嘿! The present young people, is the service concept so bad? 现在的年轻人,服务意识怎么就这么差啊? Whose greater part of the night asked him to chat, was really. ” 谁大半夜找他聊天了,真是的。” The uncle is very unhappy, reported to the police. 老大爷很不开心,又报警了。
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