„Good dá!” After Yu Huifei responded to one, has run far. “好哒！”余会非回应了一声后,已经跑远了。 Found that wall, his jumped the top, turned over/stood up to fall to the ground, was very steady, walked with a laugh. 找到了那堵墙,他一个纵身上了墙头,翻身落地,十分平稳,笑呵呵的走了。 Shortly, in an apartment resounds an angry girl roaring sound: „bastard, you really rub toward my clothes on!” 不久后,一处公寓里响起一声愤怒的女孩咆哮声:“王八蛋,你真往我衣服上蹭啊！” At this moment, the department head stands in the principal office by the principal right in the face is one scolds! 此时此刻,系主任站在校长办公室里被校长劈头盖脸的就是一顿骂啊！ The person is he invites, result person has the issue he actually not to know. Now makes the entire school to be dirty, the face of principal was loses completely. 人是他请来的,结果这人本身有问题他却不知道。现在闹得整个学校灰头土脸的,校长的脸算是丢尽了。 „Director Wu, other I do not say. This matter, you process not well, takes off to leave to me!” The principal got angry. “吴主任,别的我就不说了。这件事,你处理不好,就给我卷铺盖走人！”校长怒了。 „Brother-in-law...... I......” Director Wu wants to say anything. “姐夫……我……”吴主任想说什么。 „Do not call my brother-in-law, this time I was almost killed by you! What you invited was what thing...... rolls!” The principal angrily rebukes. “别叫我姐夫,这次我差点被你害死了！你请的是个什么玩意……滚！”校长怒斥。 Director Wu helpless can only leave, after going out, he only feels a lot of foul odor. 吴主任无奈的只能离开了,出门之后,他只觉得一肚子的恶气啊。 What a pity, looked everywhere the entire school, even he gave all teachers in charge to look the picture, no one has seen such a student radically. 可惜,找遍了整个学校,甚至他把照片给了所有班主任都看过了,根本没人见过这样的一个学生。 „Mother, where does the grandson come?” Director Wu is cursing, pulls out the cell phone: „ Don't buddy, make...... the evening to have the matter? Do being all right words drink together? “妈的,那孙子到底是哪来的？”吴主任大骂着,掏出手机:“哥们,别闹……晚上有事么？没事的话一起喝酒啊？ Annoyed...... 心烦…… Ok, takes your buddy to come together. 行了,带上你的哥们一起来吧。 I treat, un, this...... ” 我请客,嗯,就这样……” Another side, Yu Huifei snort/hum the song, brings the sunglasses, taking a stroll returned to the hotel. 另一边,余会非哼着小曲,带着墨镜,溜溜达达的回了酒店。 Yu Huifei sat a meeting, Ke Li they came. 余会非才坐了一会,可离他们就来了。 Passing through the gate, hears Ke Li that frank laughter: „Did Boss Yu rest?” 一进门,就听到可离那爽朗的笑声:“余老板休息好了么？” Yu Huifei said: „Rested, what had to arrange?” 余会非道:“休息好了,有啥安排么？” „Walked, leading you to eat delicious going. Then prepares, in the evening participates in the music festival, the school anniversary revelry!” Ke Li incomparably is shouting happily. “走了,带你吃好吃的去。然后准备准备,晚上去参加音乐节,校庆狂欢！”可离无比开心的叫嚷着。 Yu Huifei is certainly impolite, came, coy might as well does not come. 余会非当然不客气了,来都来了,再扭扭捏捏的还不如不来了。 Although today's is happy...... 虽然今天的心情还算不错…… However eats regarding glutton some, is the happiest matter. 但是对于吃货有的吃,才是最开心的事情。 Follows Ke Li to go out, to outside, Liu Zhuang had applauded the taxi. 跟着可离出了门,到了外面,刘壮已经叫好了出租车。 Three people directly soar Quanjude Roast duck restaurant...... 三个人直奔全聚德烤鸭店…… Yu Huifei the first time is came Quanjude, cannot eat actually not, but before is, he has not transferred in Beijing, most was passed by. 余会非是第一次来全聚德,倒不是吃不起,而是以前他就没在北京转过,最多就是路过而已。 Passed by, the time was too tight, did not have the opportunity to taste. 路过的时候,时间太紧,一直没机会去尝尝。 Roast duck the Yu Huifei imagination is more delicious, but also hearsay fertilizer but was not greasier than misses, this duck fertilizer was fat, but will be really greasy! 烤鸭比余会非想象的好吃一些,只是也比传闻肥而不腻差了许多,这鸭子肥是肥了,但是真的会腻！ Even Yu Huifei this glutton, still can only eat about is small a duck. 就算是余会非这种吃货,也只能吃将近小一只鸭子。 He thought the own battle efficiency enough intrepidly already, finally Ke Li and Liu Zhuang person of-and-a-half! 他本以为自己的战斗力已经够强悍的了,结果可离和刘壮一人一只半！ Looks at Yu Huifei is dumbfounded...... 看得余会非是目瞪口呆…… Liu Zhuang also even, this goods body really strong, but Ke Li that small waist can still eat so many unexpectedly, lets some Yu Huifei accidents/surprises really...... 刘壮也就算了,这货身体真的壮,但是可离那小蛮腰竟然也能吃这么多,着实让余会非有些意外…… Had the dinner, three people killed the school directly, at this time has not arrived at seven points. 吃了晚饭,三人就直接杀到了学校,此时还没到七点。 The party eight points start...... 晚会八点开始…… However the square in school had gathered many people at this moment, on the backless stool puts the book to occupy the position is countless. 不过此时此刻学校的广场已经聚集了许多人了,板凳上放书占位置的更是不计其数。 Three people were not nitpicking, looked for on the other hand, but also calculates the place that could pass sat. 三人也不挑剔,找了个相对来说,还算过得去的地方坐了下来。 Arrived at exactly 8 : 00, the revelry music festival formally started. 到了八点整,狂欢音乐节正式开始。 Here party on simple were many, leading is three words: „Everyone is happy, makes an effort to shout, makes an effort to call!” 这边的晚会就简单的多了,领导上去都是三句话:“大家开心啊,使劲喊,使劲叫！” Yu Huifei is listening to this saying below, cannot bear to praise sigh: „You lead very simple, like our school, the casual person did not say two, can speak of the dawn.” 余会非在下面听着这话,忍不住赞叹道:“你们领导挺干脆啊,不像我们学校,随便一个人上去说两句,就能说到天亮。” Ke Li said: „That natural, the leader in our school never rubbish. Also, today he rubbish to be many, but must be thrown the smelly egg......” 可离道:“那当然,我们学校的领导从不废话。再说了,今天他废话多了,可是要被扔臭鸡蛋的……” Yu Huifei shot a look at one, in the crowd also some really people takes the egg. 余会非瞥了一眼,人群中还真有人拿着鸡蛋呢。 Naturally, the opposite party is not throws the egg, but is painting with the egg. 当然,对方不是来扔鸡蛋的,而是在用鸡蛋作画。 As the music resounds, some familiar pop stars appeared. 随着音乐响起,一些熟悉的偶像明星出现了。 What a pity, Yu Huifei did not know, to is Ke Li and the others yelled very cheerful. 可惜,余会非一个都不认识,到是可离等人叫喊的十分欢快。 But others shouted what love bean, idol, Oboe anything ; May arrive at the Ke Li mouth became: „Big long leg! Big long leg! Looks toward my, big long leg......” 只不过别人都喊什么爱豆,偶像,欧巴啥的;可到了可离嘴里就成了:“大长腿！大长腿！往我这看啊,大长腿……” Either is: „ Lion, the lion you quite leads! 要么就是:“狮子头,狮子头你好帅啊！ The feather duster, looks here! ” 鸡毛掸子,看这边！” So long as in any case, is Ke Li opens mouth, all around everyone's vision can gather instantaneously. 反正,只要是可离张嘴,四周所有人的目光都能瞬间聚拢过来。 Finally Yu Huifei first could not shoulder, hurried pulling out this ancestor. 最后余会非先扛不住了,赶紧将这祖宗给拉了出去。 „Boss Yu? What kind of? Doesn't like?” Ke Li curious asking. “余老板？咋的了？不喜欢么？”可离好奇的问。 Yu Huifei rubs the forehead saying: „No, is feared that will wait to be punched again......” 余会非揉揉眉心道:“没,就是怕再待下去会被人揍……” Ke Li first even/including innocent say/way: „Is insufficient?” 可离一连无辜的道:“不至于吧？” Liu Zhuang said: „Is insufficient, most was drown to death by the spittle. Ke Li, do these stars you know? How to have been chaotic the nickname?” 刘壮道:“不至于,最多被唾沫星子淹死。可离,那些明星你到底认不认识啊？怎么一直在乱起外号啊？” Ke Li two turn said: „ Which on me knew that they do go? I never pursue star...... is not right, I pursue is these scientists, soldier anything. 可离两眼一翻道:“我上哪认识他们去啊？我从来不追星……不对,我追的都是那些科学家,军人啥的。 On that stage jumps the to stumble small lean meat strip, my palm of the hand can clap turns two! 那台上蹦跶的小瘦肉条子,我一巴掌能拍翻两！ Does that person my powder he do? ” 那种人我粉他干嘛啊？” Yu Huifei and a Liu Zhuang dumbness, no wonder this girl is chaotic the nickname, the sentiment is one does not know. 余会非和刘壮一阵无言,难怪这丫头乱起外号,感情是一个都不认识啊。 Liu Zhuang and they are similar, does not pursue star, does not catch cold regarding these new stars. 刘壮和他们差不多,也不追星,对于那些新明星也不感冒。 Simply, three people left the school directly, nearby went to a Xiaochi Street to eat the snack. 干脆,三个人直接离开了学校,去附近的一条小吃街吃小吃去了。 Eats the outskirt from the street, finally looked for BBQ restaurant in a corner, three people took a seat, select three box of beer plateau meat skewers to eat. 从街头吃到街尾,最后找了一家角落里的烧烤店,三人落座,点了三箱啤酒一大盘子肉串吃了起来。 The to rub skewer drinks, boasts, three people arrive also cheerfully. 撸串喝酒,吹牛,三个人到也乐呵。 „Boss Yu, did you hear? Today the next door school exploded.” Liu Zhuang said suddenly. “余老板,你听说了么？今天隔壁学校炸了。”刘壮忽然道。 Yu Huifei one hear, the eyebrow selects: „What exploded?” 余会非一听,眉毛一挑:“什么炸了？” Say/Way that Ke Li does sway: „ Your news is not really quick, next door school today also school anniversary. Invited any big writer, result that writer is a pit. 可离摇摇晃晃的道:“你消息真不灵通,隔壁学校今天也校庆。邀请了个什么什么大作家,结果那作家就是个坑。 Is going against big swindler of one pile of reputations, wrote the pornography also even, a betraying country dog that knelt to lick the western overlord...... 顶着一堆名头的大骗子,写黄书也就算了,还是个跪舔洋大人的卖国狗…… The key point is, she was also exposed at the scene. 重点是,她还被人当场揭发了。 You do not know then scene had collapses much...... 你是不知道当时的场景有多崩溃啊…… I listened to my sisters saying that at that time the people in entire meeting hall compelled ignorant. ” 我听我姐妹说,当时整个大会堂里的人都懵逼了。” Yu Huifei scratches the tip of the nose, never expected that the own heroic deed was spread quickly. 余会非擦擦鼻头,没想到自己的英雄事迹这么快就被传开了。 Liu Zhuang said: „Pitifully, the brothers in next door to protect that hero, decided that did not say his concrete image and appearance. Therefore, we do not know that what person that person is......” 刘壮道:“可惜了,隔壁的兄弟们为了保护那个英雄,决定不说他的具体形象和容貌。所以,我们也不知道那人到底是个啥样的人……” Ke Li hehe said with a smile: „ I know that...... I listened to my sisters to say. Fellow long is very graceful, haha...... 可离嘿嘿笑道:“我知道……我听我姐妹说了。那家伙长的还挺帅的,哈哈…… Suffices the man, suffices to be charming, Old Lady I a little am excited! 够爷们,够帅气,老娘我都有点心动啦！ Wa card...... ” 哇卡卡卡……” Yu Huifei speechless, lowers the head does not dare to say. 余会非一阵无语,低着头没敢接话。 „It is not good, I must ask, what the boy is long. Then I also look to look, has a look at with my appetite, Old Lady unable a university four years of graduation the time, is hoodlum one, said that anything must damage a unlucky child to be good.” Then Ke Li started to manipulate the cell phone. “不行,我得问问,那小子到底长啥样。回头我也去找找看,看看和不和我胃口,老娘不能大学四年毕业的时候,还是光棍一条啊,说什么也得祸害一个倒霉孩子才行。”然后可离就开始摆弄手机了。 Liu Zhuang said: „Knock it off, the students in their school keep one's mouth shut, where on you asked.” 刘壮道:“拉倒吧,他们学校的学生都守口如瓶,你上哪问去。” „, That is you not good......” Ke Li curls the lip, puts out the cell phone to start the sending a letter breath: „Buddy, said that I ensure does not leak.” “切,那是你不行……”可离撇撇嘴,拿出手机开始发信息:“哥们,说一下么,我保证不外传。” „Eldest sister, this, if passed on, I was a rebel.” The opposite party is a male. “大姐,这个,万一传出去了,我就是叛徒啊。”对方是个男的。 A Liu Zhuang two say/way: „You are badger game!” 刘壮两眼一番道:“你这是美人计啊！” Ke Li is disinclined to respond him, diligently makes oneself maintain the gentle sound saying: „Brothers...... you said that I will not really speak irresponsibly. I pledged that at the worst tomorrow how...... I will ask you to eat meal?” 可离懒得搭理他,努力的让自己保持温柔的声音道:“兄弟……你就说嘛,我真的不会乱说的。我发誓……大不了我明天请你吃饭咋样？” „Really?” The opposite party seem somewhat excited. “真的？”对方显得有些激动。 Yu Huifei was also speechless, Ke Li this looked for her pursuer. 余会非也是无语了,可离这是找了个她的追求者吧。 The goddess please eat meal, can this which pursuer shoulder the seduction? 女神请吃饭,这哪个追求者能扛得住诱惑啊？ Thinks will soon reveal the truth, Yu Huifei hurries to set out saying: „I go to bathroom......” 想到即将真相大白,余会非赶紧起身道:“我去上个厕所哈……” „Goes to go, comes back me to tell you good news, perhaps haha...... Old Lady must take off/escape the list.” Ke Li really a little were many, shouts and wrangles in that very can let loose. “去吧去吧,回来我告诉你好消息,哈哈……没准老娘要脱单啦。”可离是真的有点多了,在那大呼小叫的,十分放得开。 Yu Huifei hurries to flash the person. 余会非赶紧闪人。 Really, waits for Yu Huifei to come back again, a Ke Li face strange looks at Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei looked at the whole body to be scared by her. 果然,等余会非再回来的时候,可离一脸古怪的看着余会非,余会非被她看得浑身发毛。 Long time, Yu Huifei could not shoulder, asked: „Eldest sister, looked enough?” 半晌,余会非扛不住了,问道:“大姐,看够了么？” Ke Li shakes the head, grins, cī the tooth, say/way that shuts out: „The next door school anything aesthetic standard, actually said that you lead......” 可离摇头,咧嘴,呲牙,嫌弃的道:“隔壁学校都什么审美观啊,竟然说你帅……” Yu Huifei one hear, really wants to take up beverage bottle to come a bottle to this girl. 余会非一听,真想抄起酒瓶子给这丫头来一瓶子。 Has such speech? 有这么说话的么？ mmp! mmp！ Ke Li wails saying: „Ended, the dream that another damages the young male student was shattered! Drinks!” 可离哀嚎道:“完了,又一个祸害小男生的梦破灭了！喝酒！” What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥？ At heart aggrieved, drinks, drinks him! 心里憋屈啊,喝酒,喝死丫的！ Late at night, finally everyone drinks was similar, Ke Li pays up, boarding that everyone does sway returned to the school. 后半夜,大家终于喝的差不多了,可离结了账,大家摇摇晃晃的上车回学校去了。 Arrived the school entrance, Yu Huifei and Liu Zhuang returned to the dormitory Ke Li, then two talents separate. 到了校门口,余会非和刘壮将可离送回了宿舍,然后两人才分开。 Left the school gate, gust blows, Yu Huifei hit the liquor belch, the whole person was also much energetic. 出了校门,一阵风吹来,余会非打了个酒嗝,整个人也精神了不少。 Had a look at all around, Yu Huifei to prepare to return to the hotel. 看看四周,余会非准备回酒店了。 At this moment, two van personal sedan cars stopped in the hotel entrance, gets out with one group of people, one of them walked two to spit. 就在这时,两辆面包车一辆私人小轿车停在了酒店门口,跟着一群人下了车,其中一人走两步一吐。 „Angkor, your body is not good, two bottles spat.” Another person said with a smile. “吴哥,你这身体不行啊,两瓶就吐了。”另一人笑道。 Angkor shakes the head saying: „Different, today I am depressed. The mood is impeded, drinks motionless......” 吴哥摇头道:“不一样,今天我郁闷啊。心情不畅,喝不动……” One of them is a Mediterranean Sea, the age roughly 30 -year-old, he said with a smile: „ Also yes, drinks this thing, drank right the person, drank right the double-hour, that was drinks many to be all right. On the contrary, that is drinks drinking the toxicant is more difficult than to drink...... 其中一人是个地中海,年龄约摸着三十来岁,他笑道:“也是,喝酒这东西,喝对了人,喝对了时辰,那是喝多少都没事。相反,那是喝酒比喝毒药还难喝…… Today drank like this, do not go home. 今天喝成这样了,你就别回家了。 First lives in an evening in this, tomorrow will get up the street to go to work directly. 先在这住一晚,明天起来过了马路就直接上班了。 Avoid troubles...... ” 省得麻烦……” „Becoming......” Angkor to wave, then raised the head, then...... “成……”吴哥挥挥手,然后抬起头来,然后…… Rubbing the eyes of he makes an effort, roared finally: „Fuck!” 他使劲的揉了揉眼睛,最后咆哮道:“我曹！” Yu Huifei waves saying: „Hi......” 余会非挥挥手道:“嗨……” „Hi your Sir! old Sun, this grandson goes bad my good deed, holds him to me, I must dig up his skin today!” Director Wu bellows. “嗨你大爷！老孙,就这孙子坏我好事,给我抓住他,我今天要扒了他的皮！”吴主任大吼。