Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead, he serious suspicion, Lu Ya magical power pulls out Ninth Floor Token from the pants crotch now. 余会非揉了揉眉心,他现在严重怀疑,陆压的神通就是从裤裆里掏出九楼令牌来。 Otherwise that goods were insufficient to pull out initially that for a long time...... 否则那货当初不至于掏了那么久…… At this moment, Howling Celestial Dog takes a stroll came, was slanting a pair of dog eye to shoot a look at Yu Huifei, said with a smile: „Little Yu, what's wrong? Is unhappy? Saying everyone together is happily happy?” 就在这时,哮天犬溜溜达达的来了,斜着一双狗眼瞥了眼余会非,笑道:“小鱼,咋了？不开心呢？说出不来大家一起开心开心呗？” „Gets the hell out!” Yu Huifei scolded one. “滚蛋！”余会非骂了一句。 Howling Celestial Dog curled the lip, turns around to fling the running dog to walk. 哮天犬撇撇嘴,转身甩着狗尾巴就走了。 At this moment, Yu Huifei puts out a hand into the pants crotch, simultaneously opens the mouth saying: „Brother Gou, waits to meet......” 就在这时,余会非伸手入裤裆,同时开口道:“狗哥,等会……” Turning head of Howling Celestial Dog surprise, sees in Yu Huifei to take a terminal flower belt/bring thorn, the young and fresh-looking young and fresh-looking cucumber. 哮天犬诧异的回头,就看到余会非手里拿着一根顶花带刺,水嫩水嫩的黄瓜。 Being away from is very far, Howling Celestial Dog smelled the fragrance on that cucumber. 隔着挺远的,哮天犬就闻到那黄瓜上的香味了。 Yu Huifei said: „Does Brother Gou, eat the cucumber not?” 余会非道:“狗哥,吃黄瓜不？” Howling Celestial Dog grinned to smile: „Eats!” 哮天犬咧嘴笑了:“吃啊！” Then Howling Celestial Dog with past cucumber three two ate, the mouth said: „Flavor is good ? Comes one again, this young and fresh-looking, eats is relieving thirst.” 然后哮天犬拿过去黄瓜三口两口的就吃下去了,吧嗒吧嗒嘴道:“味道还行,还有么？再来一根,这水嫩的,吃着就解渴。” Yu Huifei said: „Has, you and other meetings, I go to take to you.” 余会非道:“有,你等会,我去给你拿。” Then Yu Huifei entered the kitchen, puts out a hand into the pants crotch, the thought moves, in the hand were many a cucumber. 然后余会非就进了厨房,伸手入裤裆,意念一动,手里多了一根黄瓜。 Takes outward, Yu Huifei shakes grimaces. 只是往外拿的时候,余会非一震呲牙咧嘴啊。 Because of this thing terminal flower belt/bring thorn, real La leg! 因为这玩意顶花带刺的,真的喇腿啊！ The one breath pulled out three, Yu Huifei goes out. 一口气掏出三根,余会非出去了。 „Brother Gou, meets the cucumber!” Yu Huifei throws the cucumber. “狗哥,接黄瓜！”余会非将黄瓜扔过去。 The Howling Celestial Dog direct person stands, a claw stresses one, the big mouth bites one, then cheerful walked. 哮天犬直接人立而起,一爪子抓一根,大嘴巴咬一根,然后乐呵呵的就走了。 Yu Huifei sees this, touches the chin saying: „It seems like this cucumber position a little pit father, although was born, but should not have the unusual smell. Otherwise this dead dog can definitely eat comes out......” 余会非见此,摸摸下巴道:“看来这黄瓜虽然出生的位置有点坑爹,但是应该是没有异味。否则这死狗肯定能吃的出来……” Although oneself can make the cucumber, but Yu Huifei really did not think that this magical power has what bird to use. 虽然自己能造黄瓜了,但是余会非真不觉得这神通有什么鸟用。 Perhaps, the wilderness seeks livehood can work as the food to eat. 或许,荒野求生的时候能当饭吃。 However the issue came, running that Yu Huifei such two days of vacations, he plays with one's life also runs not far, but also discussed that what wilderness seeks livehood? 但是问题来了,余会非就那么两天假期,他玩命的跑也跑不远啊,还谈什么荒野求生呢？ Yu Huifei had also considered goes out to sell the cucumber, but the issue is like the issue of crystal meter/rice, a time, twice ok, the number of times were many, others will get suspicious. 余会非也考虑过出去卖黄瓜,但是问题和晶米的问题一样,一次可以,两次行,次数多了,别人会起疑心的。 At this moment, the Yu Huifei cell phone vibrated. 就在这时,余会非的手机震动了一下。 With looked, was Ke Li reports the news to him unexpectedly. 拿起来一看,竟然是可离给他发消息了。 „Was Boss Yu, what busy at recently?” “余老板,最近在忙什么呢？” Yu Huifei returns said: „Research cucumber.” 余会非回道:“研究黄瓜呢。” Ke Li said with a smile: „Do big winter you study the cucumber? Whom deceives?” 可离笑道:“大冬天的你研究黄瓜？骗谁呢？” Yu Huifei said: „Young lady, has the matter?” 余会非道:“大小姐,有事儿么？” Ke Li said: „ All right, asks you, celebrates the new year not to have free time? Do we 7 th begin school, coming to our school to play? 可离道:“没什么事,就是问你,过了年有没有空啊？我们初七开学,来我们学校玩啊？ In January 16 our school 30 th anniversary, asking the big star to lead a cheer, old was when the time comes lively. ” 正月十六我们学校三十周年校庆,请了大明星助阵,到时候老热闹了。” Yu Huifei knows, Ke Li and Liu Xin and Liu Zhuang they are the students in Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts. 余会非知道,可离和柳歆、刘壮他们都是燕京美术学院的学生。 Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts is not the well-known colleges and universities, the founding history is not very glorious. 燕京美术学院算不上名校,建校历史也不是很悠久。 However the fine arts department of Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts is actually becomes famous, inside walks many well-known painters. 但是燕京美术学院的美术系却是出了名的,里面走出来不少知名的画家。 In addition behind the school has the big plutocrat to support, therefore, the student treatment in school is also very good. 再加上学校背后有大财阀支持,所以,学校里的学生待遇也是很好的。 The treatment of teacher is good makes the professors of other good universities be jealous...... 老师的待遇更是好的让其他的名牌大学的教授都眼红…… However the school expense of this school is inexpensive, the score request that tests is not high. 不过这学校的学费并不贵,考进去的分数要求也不算高。 Therefore, this is many fine arts lives the university that goes all out to force one's way. 所以,这是一所很多美术生拼命想要挤进去的大学。 However Yu Huifei thinks that oneself that pitiful four days of vacation, then asked: „Can my four days of false, go?” 不过余会非想想自己那可怜巴巴的四天假期,然后问道:“我就四天假,能去么？” Ke Li said: „Can, first a chapter be two days, but also is left over for two days just to attend the school anniversary, is eating our here snacks while convenient. Snack of Beijing, but!” 可离道:“能啊,一来一回算两天,还剩下两天刚好参加校庆,顺带着去吃吃我们这边的小吃。大北京的小吃,可多了！” Yu Huifei thinks, but also moved sincerely. 余会非想想,还真心动了。 „Did specific time decide?” Did Yu Huifei ask? “具体时间定了么？”余会非问？ Ke Li said: „Subscribed, crossed in January 15, in January 16, the night of moon/month circle, sing the entire campus. What kind of? Romantic not?” 可离道:“订了,过了正月十五,正月十六,月圆之夜,唱响整个校园。怎么样？浪漫不？” Yu Huifei really heart movement, but thinks the own pocket, without money...... 余会非是真的心动了,不过想想自己的口袋,没钱啊…… At this moment, Ke Li said: „Settled! The obligation person must come, airplane ticket back and forth I left, provides food to wrap up. This does not permit to reject......” 就在这时,可离道:“就这么说定了！大恩人要过来,来回的机票我出了,包吃包住。这个不准拒绝哦……” Yu Huifei hehe smiles: „Rejection? I reject?” 余会非呵呵一笑:“拒绝？我拒绝的起么？” Since some people disbursed money, Yu Huifei naturally does not reject. 既然有人出钱了,余会非自然不拒绝了。 Actually Yu Huifei goes to that side also to have a goal, wants to go to the Liu Xin alma mater to have a look, can look meet Liu Xin. 其实余会非去那边还有个目的,想去柳歆的母校看看,看看能不能遇到柳歆。 At least must inquire, the girl exactly what happened. 最起码要打听一下,那丫头到底发生了什么事。 Recently why the message did not return, WeChat does not return, doesn't the telephone meet? 为啥最近短信不回,微信不回,电话不接呢？ Was this must be never in contact with each other? 这是要老死不相往来了么？ Although magical power very grandson, but Yu Huifei present mood actually good many. 虽然神通很孙子,不过余会非现在的心情却好了不少。 At this moment, a sound conveys: „Cucumber?” 就在这时,一个声音传来:“还有黄瓜么？” Yu Huifei subconscious putting out a hand enters the pants crotch, with stylish: „Has.” 余会非下意识的伸手入裤裆,同时道:“有。” Then grimaces is enduring hurting, pulls a young and fresh-looking from the pants crotch, the cucumber that the terminal flower belt/bring punctures, handed over conveniently. 然后呲牙咧嘴的忍着疼,从裤裆里扯出一条水嫩的,顶花带刺的黄瓜来,随手就递了过去。 That flash, air setting. 那一瞬间,空气凝固了。 Yu Huifei was also shocked, lowers the head looks, sees only the face of Howling Celestial Dog black with coal! 余会非也愣住了,低头一看,只见哮天犬的脸黑的跟煤炭似的！ „Yu Huifei I kill you!” Howling Celestial Dog roared. “余会非我弄死你！”哮天犬咆哮。 The person's shadow opens the door together, takes to one's heels to dash about wildly, directly soared the back side of the mountain. 一道人影开门,撒腿狂奔而出,直奔后山去了。 The back big black dog is carrying a stick, the in addition cucumber bellows, eyeball is red...... 背后一条大黑狗拎着一根棍子,外加一根黄瓜嗷嗷大吼,眼珠子都是红的…… Dinner time, one group of people sit in that look strange looks at Howling Celestial Dog. 晚饭的时候,一群人坐在那,眼神古怪的看着哮天犬。 Ox-Head kicked foot Howling Celestial Dog to ask: „Heard that you did eat the Little Yu cucumber?” 牛头踢了一脚哮天犬问道:“听说你吃了小鱼的黄瓜？” „Shut up!” Howling Celestial Dog roared. “闭嘴！”哮天犬咆哮。 Ox-Head hehe smiling...... 牛头嘿嘿的笑了…… Horse-Face said: „Embarrassed what has? Did not eat of Little Yu crotch...... the cucumber.” 马面道:“有啥不好意思的？不就是吃了小鱼胯下的那一条……黄瓜么。” This goods damage, family/home in one major tone and vibrato. 这货更损,在一条上家了长音和颤音。 „Shut up!” Howling Celestial Dog continues to roar. “闭嘴！”哮天犬继续咆哮。 Yu Huifei coughs saying: „Several, ok, no joking. If wants to eat, my one person send your one......” 余会非干咳道:“几位,行了,别闹了。要是想吃,我一人发你们一根……” The people shake the head hastily, say/way that first even/including shuts out: „Considers as finished, moreover later our family/home forbids to make any and cucumber has the vegetable/dish of relations.” 众人连忙摇头,一连嫌弃的道:“算了算了,另外以后咱们家禁止做任何和黄瓜有关系的菜啊。” The people feared Yu Huifei to economize, asking them to eat the pants crotch cucumber. 众人都怕余会非为了省钱,请他们吃裤裆黄瓜。 What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥？ A face bitter and astringent...... 一脸的苦涩啊…… However Cowherd was collected curiously, asked: „Can you really pull the cucumber from the pants crotch?” 不过牛郎还是好奇的凑了过来,问道:“你真的能从裤裆里扯出黄瓜来？” Yu Huifei pulled one to come out directly, handed over. 余会非直接扯了一根出来,递了过去。 Cowherd looks that cucumber asked: „Aiya...... on this also the terminal flower belt/bring thorn, you take doesn't stab?” 牛郎看着那黄瓜问道:“哎呀……这上面还顶花带刺呢,你拿出来的时候不剌吧啊？” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „Nonsense!” 余会非白了他一眼道:“废话！” Kṣitigarbha hehe said with a smile: „You, if a day comes out with dozens, it is estimated that the leg rubbed through the skin to you.” 地藏嘿嘿笑道:“你要是一天拿个几十根出来,估计腿都给你磨破皮了。” Yu Huifei sighed, words very bastard who although Kṣitigarbha said that but this indeed was an issue. 余会非叹了口气,虽然地藏说的话很混蛋,但是这的确是个问题。 Ox-Head said: „What does that have? At the worst light buttocks time produces the cucumber, is really not good wears the skirt!” 牛头道:“那有啥的？大不了光屁股的时候产黄瓜呗,实在不行穿裙子！” When Yu Huifei directly he is breaking wind. 余会非直接当他在放屁。 Speaking of this, Ox-Head asked suddenly: „ Little Yu, how your cucumber appears? I meant, he can have a source? 说到这,牛头忽然问道:“小鱼,你那黄瓜是怎么出现的啊？我是说,他总得有个出处吧？ Probably defecates, that is comes out from Juhuali...... 就好像拉屎,那是从菊花里出来的…… ...... 呃…… Fuck, you are not will draw? ” 我曹,你不会是拉出来的吧？” Ox-Head calls out in alarm at the same time, shot a look at Howling Celestial Dog saying: „This should suit your taste.” 牛头惊呼的同时,瞥了一眼哮天犬道:“这应该合你口味。” Howling Celestial Dog one hear, has the impulsion that a type of violent walks immediately, angrily roars to roar: „Abstained from the abstention!” 哮天犬一听,顿时有种暴走的冲动,怒吼咆哮着:“戒了戒了！” Cowherd shakes, threw the cucumber directly. 牛郎手一抖,直接将黄瓜扔了。 On the Yu Huifei forehead is the heavy lines, scolded: „Gets the hell out! You draw...... this thing are unreasonable, can take from the pants crotch, what means do I have?” 余会非脑门上都是黑线,骂道:“滚蛋！你才拉呢……这玩意就是不讲道理啊,从裤裆里就能拿出来啊,我有什么办法呢？” Cui Jue saw Yu Huifei to be anxious, waved saying: „Ok, everyone do not tease him.” 崔珏见余会非急了,挥挥手道:“行了,大家别逗他了。” Then Cui Jue said to Yu Huifei: „ Little Yu, do not get angry. Although this magical power very......, but said no matter how, always does not compare. 然后崔珏对余会非道:“小鱼,你也别上火了。虽然这神通很……但是不管怎么说,总比没有强。 How to come as for him, you do not need to care. 至于他怎么来的,你也不用太在意。 magical power, is actually the composition and utilization of main road rule. 神通,其实就是大道规则的组成和运用。 You understood truth, naturally understands. 你懂得其中的道理,自然就懂。 Does not understand, is very mysterious...... 不懂,就很神奇…… This is just like the cell phone to charge can play the game to be the same, this to ancient, is very mysterious. ” 这就好比手机充了电就能玩游戏一样,这对于古人来说,也是很神奇的。” The Cui Jue words are very pleasant to the ear, solved some doubts of Yu Huifei, his mood good many. 崔珏的话很中听,同时也解决了余会非的一些疑惑,他的心情好了不少。 Cui Jue continues saying: „Moreover, your magical power, not necessarily is the weak.” 崔珏继续道:“而且,你的这个神通,未必是鸡肋。” Yu Huifei eye one bright: „How to say?” 余会非眼睛一亮:“怎么说？” Cui Jue said: „ This magical power is useful, he is equal to baseless the divine creative force. This magical power rank is not low, if you can guess to have principle, comprehends main road. 崔珏道:“这神通还是有用的,他等于是凭空造物。这种神通的等级并不低,如果你能揣测出其中的原理,也就是参悟其中的大道的话。 It will be omnipotent, is fearful. ” 它将会无所不能,非常可怕。” The eye of Yu Huifei was brighter. 余会非的眼睛更亮了。 At this time Howling Celestial Dog smiled: „ Knock it off, this secular world main road does not reveal, but also grasps principles...... 这时候哮天犬笑了:“拉倒吧,这凡间大道不显,还悟道…… Calculates that asked. ” 算求吧。” Cui Jue white his eyes said: „At least is a direction, if in the future Little Yu can fly upwards to become an immortal, perhaps really can be the breach.” 崔珏白了他一眼道:“至少是个方向,未来若是小鱼能飞升成仙,或许真的可以作为突破口。” Yu Huifei asked: „In other words, before I have not flown upwards, bird without?” 余会非问道:“也就是说,我没飞升之前,鸟用没有了？” Cui Jue very simple say/way: „Has, withstand/top hungrily, replenishing water. However your being able to get down mouth? I do not eat in any case.” 崔珏很干脆的道:“有,顶饿,补充水分。但是你下得去口么？反正我不吃。” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” At this moment, Black Impermanence raises hand saying: „Little Yu, should not be pessimistic. You just did not say that can go to the university campus to watch the program? I think suddenly perhaps a business, you can try. Your this ability, just uses on! Moreover is the prize investment.” 就在这时,黑无常举手道:“小鱼,你也别那么悲观。你刚刚不是说要去大学校园看节目么？我忽然想起来一门生意,或许你可以试试。你这能力,刚好用的上！而且是一本万利。” Yu Huifei eye one bright, asked: „What business?” 余会非眼睛一亮,问道:“什么生意？” Black Impermanence very serious say/way: „Initially I and Old White passed by a school, heard to cross this business. At that time that several people were discussing mystically, said that was the graduation cannot mix, did this business, the percentage hundred prize investment.” 黑无常十分郑重的道:“当初我和老白路过一所学校,听人说过这门生意。当时那几个人神神秘秘的商量着,说是毕业混不下去了,就做这生意,百分百一本万利。” Yu Huifei heart movement, if really can make money, he did not shut out this magical power. 余会非心动了,如果真能赚钱,那他也不嫌弃这神通了。 White Impermanence said: „What you said is?” 白无常道:“你说的是？” Nod that Black Impermanence makes an effort , indicating that confirmed the guess of White Impermanence, then wrapped in a shroud of obscurity asking Yu Huifei: „Can the size of your cucumber the active accommodation?” 黑无常用力的点头,表示确认了白无常的猜测,然后神秘莫测的问余会非:“你那黄瓜的大小能主动调整么？” Yu Huifei tries, can indeed have one's wish, the cucumber turns, the big cucumber or is the old cucumber strip, he can make. 余会非试了试,的确可以随心所欲,无论是黄瓜扭儿,还是大黄瓜又或者是老黄瓜条子,他都能弄出来。 Say/Way that Black Impermanence acclaimed: „That did not have the issue, this business was very actually simple, that was goes to the female student dormitory to sell the cucumber.” 黑无常赞叹的道:“那就没问题了,这门生意其实很简单,那就是去女生宿舍卖黄瓜。”