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I go to your Sir!” Yu Huifei scolded directly. “我去你大爷的吧!”余会非直接开骂了。 Although Black Impermanence said is very earnest, but Yu Huifei is very clear, the business that they heard initially, absolutely is flamboyant that several mouth artillery two goods blow. 虽然黑无常说的很认真,但是余会非很清楚,他们当初听到的这门生意,绝对是几个嘴炮二货吹的牛逼。 The ghost motherfucking going female student dormitory sells the cucumber, not to mention can sell, it is estimated that black astringent will beat mercilessly is being able to run away. tm的去女生宿舍卖黄瓜,且不说能不能卖出去,估计一顿黑涩会毒打是跑不掉的了。 A night in tore off to finish up cleverly. 一夜就在这么鬼扯下完事了。 Also over the following several days, all right, Yu Huifei has not wasted own magical power. 接下来的几天,也没什么事,余会非呢也没浪费自己的神通 Is all right to make a cucumber to feed the chicken duck and pig anything good. 没事弄点黄瓜喂喂鸡鸭、猪什么的还是不错的。 Howling Celestial Dog sees the cucumber each time, that look belt/bring murderous aura...... 只是哮天犬每次看到黄瓜,那眼神都带杀气…… Looks at the Yu Huifei look, is the incomparable strangeness and savage. 余会非的眼神,更是无比的古怪和凶残。 Yu Huifei starts subconsciously hid this goods...... always to fear that this fellow did not pay attention to nip to his root factory cucumber while him. 余会非都开始下意识的躲着这货了……总怕这家伙趁他不注意给他的那根原厂黄瓜咬下去。 As fireworks firecrackers resound, finally welcomed in January 15. 随着一阵烟花爆竹声响起,终于迎来了正月十五。 On this day, each family light the fireworks, households of decorative lantern. 这一天,家家放烟花,户户点花灯。 However must say that most interesting, is the northeast old tradition, scatters the street light. 不过要说最有意思的,还是东北的老传统,撒路灯。 The so-called scattering street light, is disburses money by the village, makes the corn pulp that pushes a cart, after scattering the diesel oil, a fire lit. 所谓的撒路灯,就是由村子里出钱,弄上一推车的苞米瓤子,撒上柴油后,一把火点燃了。 Then every time takes a section of road, on sprinkling next group of fires. 然后每走一段路,就洒下一团火。 Saa, lightened the entire village main street and small alley completely! 一路撒下去,将整个村子大街小巷全部点亮了了! Meanwhile, other villages will also scatter the street light, the street lights of several villages each other link, stands in intersection, can see fire day after day beautiful scene. 同时,其他的村子也会撒路灯,几个村子的路灯彼此连接在一起后,站在十字路口上,就能看到地火连天的美景。 The people of each and every family are not staying at home. 家家户户的人都不在家里呆着了。 The children carry lantern full Jiepao, the Sir are also dropping from house to house. 小孩拎着灯笼满街跑,大人也走街串巷。 Has the street light in any case, does not fear black, did not limit in own small village, the people in several villages scurried about. 反正有路灯,也不怕黑,也不局限在自家的小村子了,几个村子的人都是乱窜的。 Very lively...... 好不热闹…… Naturally, tourists of happiest none who does not these traveling. 当然,最高兴的莫不过于那些旅游的游客了。 Where they have seen such Lantern Festival, one by one appears the incomparable excitement. 他们哪里见过这样的元宵节,一个个的显得无比的兴奋。 The southern tourist dashes about wildly directly on the street, what played is delighted. 南方的游客直接在街上一路狂奔起来,玩的是不亦乐乎。 Cowherd was also a left hand wild boar, a right hand becoming known pig killed, brought in surrounding of many children. 牛郎也是左手一头野猪,右手一头大白猪杀了出去,引来许多孩子的围观。 Came many strange relative's things regarding the Yu Huifei family/home, everyone has long known. Although the country dwellers like the gossip, but also no one really digs uproots to dig the bottom the inquiring outcome. 对于余会非家里来了很多奇怪的亲戚的事情,大家早就知道了。农村人虽然喜欢家长里短,但是也没人真的去挖根掘底的探问究竟。 So long as knows that person was not the unprincipled person on the line. 只要知道那人不是坏人就行了。 In addition, Cowherd is also a warmheartedness, strength big scary, goes out these days also helps the person solve something a lot. 再加上,牛郎也是个热心肠,一身力气大的吓人,这段时间出门的时候也没少帮人解决一些事情。 Won a good reputation...... 博得了个好名声…… Saw Cowherd to come, even the little miss delivered delicious to Cowherd, some aunt also passing rackets his chest muscles, benign, say/way of winking: youngster, is really sturdy.” 看到牛郎来了,甚至还有小姑娘给牛郎送好吃的,一些阿姨也过去拍拍他的胸肌,和颜悦色,挤眉弄眼的道:“小伙子,真壮实啊。” Regarding this, Cowherd runs away. 对此,牛郎则是撒腿就跑。 Sees this, many Old Lady that called one happily. 看到这一幕,不少老娘们那叫一个开心啊。 They do not certainly want an affair, but felt, sexually harasses this two meters to come high strong youngster, is especially interesting. 她们当然不是想红杏出墙,只是觉得,调戏这个两米来高的壮小伙子,格外有意思而已。 Ox-Head Horse-Face they went to the back side of the mountain, as for doing Yu Huifei does not know. 牛头马面他们又去后山了,至于干啥余会非也不知道。 Yu Huifei, without going out, sits on the stair, is supporting the chin, looks at the present lights. 余会非呢,也没出门,就坐在台阶上,撑着下巴,看着眼前的灯火。 Not long, his side also once had the beautiful woman to accompany, nowadays on remaining oneself, the feeling of that the people are no longer the same, making him a little happy. 曾几何时,他身边也曾有过佳人相伴,现如今就剩下自己了,那种物是人非的感觉,让他有点高兴不起来。 Next day, Yu Huifei went out. 第二天,余会非出门了。 Cui Jue and the others look at soon going out wave Yu Huifei, one by one is wiping tears, is flowing the nasal mucus stand a row. 崔珏等人看着即将出去浪的余会非,一个个的擦着眼泪,流着鼻涕的站成了一排。 Ox-Head first went forward, pats the shoulder of Yu Huifei saying: Brothers, walks.” 牛头最先上前,拍了拍余会非的肩膀道:“兄弟,一路走好。” Then this goods lowered the head to twist the nasal mucus to go...... 然后这货低着头拧鼻涕去了…… Horse-Face extended the big hand to pat Yu Huifei, the Yu Huifei direct foot in the past: To my distant point!” 马面伸出大手就要拍余会非,余会非直接一脚过去:“离我远点!” Because Yu Huifei saw, the nasal mucus that this goods first twist comes, on this fellow finger also has one skewer of nasal mucuses! 因为余会非看到,这货是先拧的鼻涕才过来的,这家伙手指上还有一串鼻涕呢! Horse-Face flings the wrist/skill, that nasal mucus with dart, pounded in the snow drift, directly was a small pit. The big hand after on the pants rubbed, this brings the weeping voice saying: Brothers, never expected that you had walked, no preparation, considers as finished...... to walk.” 马面一甩手腕,那鼻涕就跟飞镖似的,砸进了雪堆里,直接就是一个小坑。大手在裤子上蹭了蹭后,这才带着哭腔道:“兄弟,没想到你这么早就走了,也没啥准备的,算了……一路走好吧。” Then Horse-Face turned around to jump in the Ox-Head bosom, shed bitter tears. 然后马面转身就扑进了牛头怀里,痛哭流涕。 Yu Huifei looks at this, how to feel that strange? 余会非看着这一幕,咋觉得那么诡异呢? This is motherfucking sees off? tm是送行么? Has not waited for Yu Huifei to think that Black Impermanence came, very simple say/way: Brothers, walks!” 没等余会非多想呢,黑无常来了,十分干脆的道:“兄弟,走好!” Then Black Impermanence gets angry. 然后黑无常黑着脸走了。 White Impermanence over a thousand, the racket the shoulder of Yu Huifei, heaved a deep sigh: Yeah...... the brothers, such young...... consider as finished, walks.” 白无常上千,拍拍余会非的肩膀,长叹一声:“哎……兄弟,这么年轻……算了,一路走好。” Then White Impermanence also walked. 然后白无常也走了。 Kṣitigarbha came, raises head to look at Yu Huifei saying: You......, if were bullied, reported my name, effective.” 地藏来了,仰头看着余会非道:“你呢……要是被欺负了,报我名字,管用。” Kṣitigarbha turns around to join hands behind the back, paces, young Sir same walking. 地藏转身背着手,踱着步,小大人一样的走了。 Yu Huifei looks at this goods the back, the brow tight wrinkle, what reports his? The name of his main body is very even resounding, however has not striven for using in secular world! 余会非看着这货的背影,眉头紧皱,啥叫报他名?他本尊的名字就算很响亮,但是在凡间没求用啊! Where this goods come self-confident? 这货哪来的自信啊? Cowherd came, looks down the Yu Huifei stern-faced say/way: Brothers, goes, walks.” 牛郎过来了,低着头看着余会非一脸凝重的道:“兄弟,去吧,一路走好。” Cowherd also walked, has not forgotten to wipe tears. 牛郎也走了,还不忘擦了擦眼泪。 However Yu Huifei sees clearly, this goods are in the hand have the water, in the eye drop of tears do not have...... are completely an attire! 不过余会非看得清楚,这货是手上有水,眼睛里一滴眼泪都没有……完全就是装的! Yu Huifei wants saying that anything...... only listens to work as the life! 余会非想说什么呢……只听哐当一生! A basin fell in front of Yu Huifei. 一个盆落在了余会非面前。 With one that this shouted, a fire lit! 跟这呼的一声,一把火点燃了! Brothers ~ ~!” “兄弟啊~~!” Wails entire life, weeps bitterly to resound. 一生哀嚎,痛哭响起。 Followed on a big black dog to hoodwink the plain white cloth to throw, lay wails before the iron plate: „ Brothers...... walked young, on road careful. If some people rob on the way, should to money to money, not install to compel. Do not forget, you are a trash...... 跟着一条大黑狗头上蒙着白布就扑了过来,趴在铁盆前嚎啕大哭:“兄弟啊……这么年轻就走了,路上小心啊。要是有人劫道,该给钱给钱啊,别装逼啊。你别忘了,你还是个垃圾啊…… Do not fear money to be insufficient, I burn at holidays to you. ” 别怕钱不够,我逢年过节烧给你啊。” During the speeches, this goods also really caused a paper money to throw in the basin. 说话间,这货还真弄出点纸钱扔盆里了。 Yu Huifei sees this, face thorough was black! 余会非见此,脸彻底的黑了! Saw that now he looks to understand thoroughly, this group of grandsons do not see off to him, this is participates in funeral ceremony to him! 看到现在他彻底看明白了,这群孙子不是给他送行,这是给他送葬呢! Took up the wash bowl to buckle directly on this dead dog forehead: Rolls the calf!” 直接抄起脸盆扣在了这死狗脑门上:“滚犊子!” Howling Celestial Dog smiles, lifts the iron plate, grins to say with a smile: Has not developed......” 哮天犬嘿嘿一笑,掀开铁盆,咧嘴笑道:“还没演完呢……” Rolls...... Yu Huifei rolling is a foot. “滚滚滚……”余会非又是一脚。 At this time Cui Jue came. 这时候崔珏来了。 Yu Huifei said: Old Cui, you not also with their bird type? Has sees off?” 余会非道:“老崔,你不会也跟他们一个鸟样吧?有这么送行的么?” Black Impermanence righteous say/way: Like this sees off were many went well? We meet the person year after year time, they see off.” 黑无常理直气壮的道:“这样送行的多了去了好么?我们年年接人的时候,他们都这么送行。” You shut up!” Yu Huifei scolded, then stared White Impermanence: „Do you select the baby? Can this be the same?” “你闭嘴!”余会非呵斥,然后瞪了一眼白无常:“你点毛头啊?这能一样么?” White Impermanence to is the calm and easy-going say/way: Almost, goes far in any case.” 白无常到是老神在在的道:“差不多,反正都是出远门。” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Cui Jue waves saying: Ok, let alone, I said two.” 崔珏挥挥手道:“行了,都别说了,我说两句。” Yu Huifei looks to Cui Jue, Cui Jue said: Little Yu, these fellows, although a little scoundrel. However just words you must perceive, on this road careful careful, again be careful. Although the society was different, without was so chaotic, but is away from home must pay attention to the security. Do not let us really give you to perform one time this set of ceremony, that did not have the meaning.” 余会非看向崔珏,崔珏道:“小鱼啊,这些家伙虽然有点混账。但是刚刚的话你要听进去,这路上小心小心,再小心。虽然社会不一样了,没那么乱了,但是出门在外还是要注意安全。可别让我们把这套仪式真的给你上演一次,那就没意思了。” Yu Huifei can say anything, nods saying: „ Relax, the public security is now good. 余会非能说啥,点点头道:“放心吧,现在治安好着呢。 For those in the family/home, there are Brother Lao to look after the point. ” 到是家里,有劳兄弟们照顾着点了。” Ox-Head asked: Again what to do if invades one's territory the person?” 牛头问道:“要是再来犯人咋办?” Yu Huifei raises head, say/way that incomparably installs to compel: Makes him wait!” 余会非一仰头,无比装逼的道:“让他等着!” The people smiled...... 众人笑了…… Finally, Yu Huifei left Ninth Floor, travelled by vehicle forest. 最终,余会非离开了九楼,搭车去了古古林。 Then transferred High Speed Rail to go to the airport, at noon, takes plane. 然后转高铁去了机场,中午的时候,坐上了飞机。 Around 2 : 00 pm time has stood in the airport entrance of capital. 下午 2 点多的时候已经站在了首都的机场门口了。 Direction of Yu Huifei on according to cell phone, found the subway, sat Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts entrance directly. 余会非按照手机上的指引,找到了地铁,直接坐到了燕京美术学院门口。 Gets out, Yu Huifei saw that Liu Zhuang lifts this sign to stand in the crowd, incomparably bright is brandishing. 一下车,余会非就看到刘壮举这个牌子站在人群里,无比鲜艳的挥舞着呢。 Above writes: Boss Yu, looks.” 上面写着:“余老板,看过来。” Yu Huifei smiled, waving is greets. 余会非笑了,挥挥手算是打招呼。 Liu Zhuang a short hair younger sister fronts the foot to stand behind, called out: Boss Yu, here!” 刘壮身后一个短发妹子垫着脚站起来,叫道:“余老板,这边!” Does not need to look also knows, is Ke Li. 不用看也知道,正是可离 After the two sides people converge, Ke Li incomparably heroic in addition exciting calling out: Boss Yu, walks! I lead you to open the room!” That flash, Yu Huifei saw that all around innumerable attire eyes looked, looked that his look that called one uniform, the meaning was very clear, uniform: „A fresh flower inserted on that anything!” 两边人汇合后,可离无比豪迈加兴奋的叫道:“余老板,走!我带你开房去!”那一瞬间,余会非看到四周无数装眼睛看了过来,看他的眼神那叫一个整齐划一啊,意思十分明确,清一色的:“一朵鲜花插在了那啥上!” Yu Huifei insensitive a little blushed, hurries to draw Ke Li and Liu Zhuang flashes the person. 余会非的厚脸皮都有点发红了,赶紧拉着可离刘壮闪人。 Ke Li also reddens all over the face, knew the oneself speaking incorrectly words. 可离也是满脸通红,知道自己说错话了。 Liu Zhuang rubs the forehead saying: Our dot sound line?” 刘壮则揉揉眉心道:“咱小点声行么?” Ke Li horizontal his eyes: Wants you to manage?” 可离横了他一眼:“要你管?” Place that Yu Huifei lives, in the orange hotel in fine arts academy next door, four-star. 余会非住的地方,就在美术学院隔壁的橙子酒店,四星级。 Ke Li said: Boss Yu, put in great inconvenience to you. Our recent five-stars are very far, I am deliberately considering, you are occupied by you is not convenient. Subscribed this......” 可离道:“余老板,委屈你了。我们这最近的五星级都挺远的,我寻思着,你住那么远你也不方便。就订了这个了……” Yu Huifei to is the confident say/way: „ Jokes aside, my whole life has lived in best hotel, is my hotel. 余会非到是坦然的道:“说真的,我这辈子住过的最好的酒店,就是我那酒店。 Then before is, when Shanxi goes to college, 20 money late small inns in lived that small village. 然后就是以前在山西上大学的时候,住的那个小村子里的20块钱一晚的小旅店。 Other times, I have not really lived in the hotel. 其他的时候,我还真没住过酒店。 Four-star...... 四星级…… Was this hotel in legend? ” 这算是传说中的酒店了吧?” Ke Li and Liu Zhuang have not taken seriously obviously, say with a smile: Boss Yu you may this be able to crack a joke.” 可离刘壮显然没当真,笑道:“余老板你可这能开玩笑。” After handling moved in the procedure, Ke Li makes Yu Huifei well rest. Then they look for Yu Huifei, leading him to eat meal, then watches the program...... 办理了入住手续后,可离余会非好好休息。回头他们来找余会非,带他去吃饭,然后去看节目…… But they, a class on, was just skipped classes, must roll to attend class. 而他们呢,还有一堂课得上,刚刚是逃课出来的,现在得滚回去上课了。 After two people walked, Yu Huifei cannot fall asleep. 两人走了之后,余会非也睡不着。 Since cultivation Nine Sheaths of the Cicada, his sleep was fewer and fewer...... 自从修炼蝉九鞘后,他的睡眠是越来越少了…… Every day is energetic...... 每天都精神头十足…… Cannot fall asleep, goes out to saunter simply. 睡不着,干脆出去转悠去吧。 Yu Huifei stands in the entrance of Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts, looks at the contact big long leg, then pats the forehead, turned around in the two Yuan shop in next door. 余会非站在燕京美术学院的大门口,看着往来的大长腿,然后一拍脑门,转身进了隔壁的一个两元店里。 In the shop no business, male sitting plays the cell phone in that at present, sees Yu Huifei to come, says with a smile: Brothers, what buys?” 店子里目前没什么生意,一个男的坐在那玩手机呢,看到余会非进来,笑道:“兄弟,买点啥啊?” Yu Huifei is pointing at the sunglasses say/way: Giving me comes a mirror surface to be biggest, blackest that.” 余会非指着墨镜道:“给我来一个镜面最大,最黑的那种。” The boss stares, later hehe smiling, understanding collects saying: You want that type...... you to see others, can't others see of your look?” 老板一愣,随后嘿嘿的笑了笑,心领神会的凑过来道:“你是要那种……你能看到别人,别人看不到你眼神的那种吧?”
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