Lu Ya said: „ On him has the merit of founding of the nation, initially to seal/confer God time cannot seal, does not have the advantage. 陆压道:“他身上有建国之功,当初封神的时候没能封上,也没有好处。 Heavenly Court owes him, naturally brought the big trouble is not good to tidy up directly. 天庭欠他的,自然闯了大祸也不好直接收拾了。 Also, this matter did not blame him, is that rabbit throws...... 再说了,这事儿也不怪他,是那兔子扔的…… Therefore, his crime is not big. 所以啊,他的罪过不大。 However you also know, offended the woman, is the chief in woman. 不过你也知道,得罪了女人,还是女人中的头子。 Didn't that fate, need me to say? ” 那下场,不用我说了吧？” Yu Huifei touches the chin: „Got it, what thing but is that rabbit? Doing such a ticket was big, he by queen mother of the west not cooking?” 余会非摸摸下巴:“明白了,不过那兔子到底是个啥玩意啊？干了这么一票大的,他就没被西王母给炖了？” Lu Ya said: „The grandson we did not raise...... a saying that grandson I to violate to dislike. In brief, matter is such matter, after that falls valuable money gets down,...... yeah...... yeah the dead rabbit, my motherfucking has not said you! Do not hit...... yeah, pants, pants! Gives back to me waistband......” 陆压道:“那孙子咱不提啊……一说那孙子我犯膈应。总之呢,事情就是这么个事情,那落宝金钱下来后呢……哎……哎死兔子,我tm没说你！你别打……哎,裤子,裤子！把裤腰带还给我……” Then Lu Ya did not have the sound. 然后陆压就没了动静。 Yu Huifei waited for a meeting, asked several, that side does not have the sound finally. 余会非等了一会,又问了好几句,结果那边都没动静。 But, Yu Huifei has to receive Token. 无奈之下,余会非只好收了令牌。 Then he is pondering over, where does that fall the valuable money to be at? 然后他就在琢磨,那落宝金钱到底在哪呢？ Yu Huifei told Cui Jue and the others this matter, as soon as the people listen also to have a buddy in this. 余会非将这事儿跟崔珏等人说了,众人一听还有个哥们在这呢。 Moreover this goods did a ticket that magnificent big matter initially unexpectedly, one by one eyeball shines! 而且这货当初竟然干了一票那么辉煌的大事儿,一个个的眼珠子都放光啊！ One group of bachelors, one group of old hoodlums, one crowd of two goods started rummaging through chests and cupboards looks for the action of person crazily. 一群单身汉,一群老光棍,一群二货开始了翻箱倒柜的疯狂找人的行动。 At the same time looks, but also some people in that whisper: „Brothers come out, asked the seed......” 一边找,还有人在那嘀咕:“兄弟出来吧,求种子啊……” „Brothers, comes the section to be shown to the public the fragment in memory?” “兄弟,把记忆里的片段来段公映呗？” ...... …… Yu Huifei is listening to these words, on the forehead is the heavy lines, no wonder these fellows are so careful, the sentiment is keeping thinking about this! 余会非听着这些话,脑门上都是黑线,难怪这些家伙这么上心,感情都惦记着这个呢！ Naturally everything is exceptional, for example Cowherd in that huh: „Brothers you come out, then cooperates, how did we also manage the Heavenly Queen?” 当然凡事都要例外,例如牛郎就在那哼哧着:“兄弟你出来,回头合作一把,咱们把王母娘娘也办了咋样？” On the Yu Huifei forehead that called perspiration, this goods really have not lost heart! 余会非脑门上那叫一个汗啊,这货还真是不死心啊！ Howling Celestial Dog said is other words: „Brothers, comes out, I have no interest in the woman. However previous time sees a small bitch, do you help me also fall her one?” 哮天犬说的则是另外的话:“兄弟,出来吧,我对女人没兴趣。不过上次看到一条小母狗,你帮我也落她一下呗？” Yu Huifei gives him directly his foot...... 余会非直接给他丫的一脚丫子…… Among everyone also performance on Cui Jue and Kṣitigarbha was quite normal. 所有人当中也就崔珏和地藏表现的比较正常了。 Cui Jue is a moment heart tranquil like the water, without these assorted thoughts. 崔珏是一刻心平静如水,没那些杂七杂八的念头。 Kṣitigarbha is regards the woman such as the poisonous scorpion, evades it less, naturally does not want is too many. 地藏呢是视女人如毒蝎,避之不及呢,自然也不会想太多。 What a pity, all helped send out, to look for day not to find the falling treasure money in that legend. 可惜,全体成全出动,找了一天也没找到那传说中的落宝金钱。 Even a coin had not found...... 甚至连一个硬币都没找到…… But, the people can only temporarily give up. 无奈之下,众人只能暂时放弃了。 Yu Huifei is holding Ninth Floor Token, is all right gives Lu Ya to leave a message anything. 余会非抱着九楼令牌,没事儿就给陆压留个言什么的。 What a pity, Lu Ya does not know that encountered anything, did not have the sound in any case. 可惜,陆压也不知道遭遇了什么,反正一直没动静。 Howling Celestial Dog raised the head to come to see Yu Huifei hehe saying: „Do not look, that goods stared by that dead rabbit, was not dug up a skin, where it is estimated that also very to goes.” 哮天犬抬起头来看了一眼余会非嘿嘿道:“别看了,那货被那死兔子盯上了,不被扒层皮,估计也好不到哪去。” Yu Huifei wondered: „That rabbit...... considers as finished, looks at your welldoing, will not say.” 余会非纳闷了:“那兔子到底……算了,看你们这德行,也不会说了。” At nightfall, Yu Huifei cannot fall asleep. 入夜,余会非也睡不着。 Mainly is the psychology has the matter...... 主要是心理有事…… Before Lu Ya has said that if he did not say, Yu Huifei possibly because this first criminal has the trouble. 之前陆压说过,如果他不说,余会非可能会因为这个第一个犯人有麻烦。 Therefore, Yu Huifei is seriously restless. 所以,余会非当真是坐立不安啊。 Cannot fall asleep, Yu Huifei crawled simply, sat one bottle of liquor sat in the courtyard neighborhood in that is drinking. 睡不着,余会非干脆爬了起来,坐在院子里弄了一瓶酒坐在那喝着。 Big eyeball also came, this fellow takes a bowl, directly toward eyeball on but actually. 大眼珠子也过来了,这家伙拿着个碗,直接往眼珠子上倒。 Yu Huifei looks at big eyeball, the eye one bright: „Yeah, do you know where the first criminal is at? Falls the valuable money?” 余会非看着大眼珠子,眼睛一亮:“哎,你知不知道第一个犯人在哪？就是落宝金钱？” Big eyeball shakes the head: „ Does not know that...... I come time Lu Ya in this for a long time. However I have not seen that so-called first criminal undergoing reform-through-labor...... 大眼珠子摇头:“不知道……我来的时候陆压都在这好久了。不过我也没见过那个所谓的第一劳改犯啊…… You listen my, Lu Ya that old grandson is an old swindler, the old hooligan and old bastard. 你听我的,陆压那老孙子就是个老骗子、老流氓、老混蛋。 The words that he spoke you do not use the entire letter/believes. 他说的话你不用全信。 Perhaps he for the matter that to retaliate you complained, intentionally said disliked you ambiguous. 没准他就是为了报复你告状的事情,故意说的模棱两可膈应你呢。 So many days passed by were all right, did you fear a ball? ” 这么多天都过去了都没事,你怕个球啊？” Yu Huifei thinks, is such truth. 余会非想想,也是这么个道理。 Big eyeball with Lu Ya so many years, knew about the welldoing of Lu Ya. 大眼珠子跟了陆压那么多年,对陆压的德行十分了解。 He said that most likely (80%). 他这么说,八成就是真的了。 After Yu Huifei relaxed, the whole person was more comfortable. 余会非放松了心情后,整个人都舒服多了。 Puts down beverage bottle, returned to room cultivation. 放下酒瓶子,回屋修炼去了。 Next day, the gate was sounded again. 第二天,门再次被敲响了。 Yu Huifei opens looked, saw only Taibaijinxing to come. 余会非打开一看,只见太白金星又来了。 The genial color of this old man first even/including, looks celebrates. 这老头一连的和善之色,看着就喜庆。 Meets, Taibaijinxing said with a smile submissively: „Boss Yu, congratulations.” 一见面,太白金星就拱手笑道:“余老板,恭喜啊。” Say/Way that a Yu Huifei face compels ignorant: „What situation? What congratulates?” 余会非一脸懵逼的道:“啥情况？啥恭喜啊？” Taibaijinxing said: „ About your here situation, Jade Emperor had brand-new deciding. 太白金星道:“关于你这边的情况,玉帝有了全新的定夺。 That side Lu Ya we will pursue, you will pay the wages additionally...... ” 陆压那边的我们会去追回来,你这边的会额外的发放工资……” Yu Huifei one hear, the eye shone immediately, collects to ask: „That each month does send on several th?” 余会非一听,眼睛顿时亮了,凑过去问道:“那每个月几号发啊？” Taibaijinxing said with a smile: „Do not be anxious, Daoist Immortal naturally walks the Daoist Immortal calendar.” 太白金星笑道:“你别急么,神仙自然是走神仙的日历。” Hears this saying, Yu Huifei suddenly has to plant not the good premonition. 听到这话,余会非忽然有种不好的预感。 Really, Taibaijinxing continues saying: „Heavens one day ground one year, 30 days are one month, convert, 30 years later you can receive the first month the wages. What kind of? Happy not?” 果然,太白金星继续道:“正所谓天上一日地上一年,三十天为一个月,换算过来,三十年后你可以领取第一个月的工资。怎么样？开心不？” Yu Huifei one hear, directly to flip the table! 余会非一听,直接向掀桌子了！ „ Big brother! Do 30 years lead one time? “大哥！三十年领一次？ Am I happy? 我还开心？ I depend...... 我靠…… 30 years later you are get the corpse? 三十年后你们是来领尸体的吧？ Starved to death hungrily well? ” 饿都饿死了好么？” Yu Huifei really quick insane...... 余会非哦是真的快疯了…… He alone makes money, supports oneself good perhaps. 他一个人赚钱,养活自己或许还行。 However supports so many big mouths, every day must supply the wine and meat, this day-by-day expenses did not joke! 但是养活这么多大嘴巴,每天还要供着酒肉,这一天天的开销可不是闹着玩的！ He also points at Jade Emperor solving the problem, finally...... 他还指着玉帝给解决问题呢,结果…… This simply is the picture pie. 这简直就是画大饼啊。 Taibaijinxing said: „Boss Yu, should not be angry. Since the young god said that is the good news, that definitely is the good news.” 太白金星道:“余老板,别生气么。小神既然说是好消息,那肯定是好消息的。” Yu Huifei worn out say/way: „That line, you said.” 余会非有气无力的道:“那行,你说吧。” Taibaijinxing said: „Situated in your present situation, we allows you to pay in advance one month of wages.” 太白金星道:“介于你现在的情况呢,我们允许你预支一个月的工资。” Yu Huifei eye one bright! 余会非眼睛一亮！ Although 30 years paid out wages too to be a little far time, but good and evil that was the Daoist Immortal wages! 虽然三十年发一次工资有点太远了,但是好歹那是神仙的工资啊！ Can Daoist Immortal wages that be the same? 神仙的工资那能一样么？ Daoist Immortal breaks wind, placing mortal world is also serious! 神仙放个屁,放在人间也不得了啊！ Therefore Yu Huifei asked: „When sends?” 于是余会非问道:“啥时候发？” „Now.” Taibaijinxing say/way of a laugh. “现在。”太白金星笑呵呵的道。 Yu Huifei one hear, hugs Taibaijinxing to kiss one directly, but faces that piece of white beard finally, he gave up. 余会非一听,直接抱着太白金星就想亲一口,不过最终面对那一片白胡子,他放弃了。 Taibaijinxing puts out small cloth sack to give Yu Huifei from the sleeve: „Boss Yu, your wages here. Although are not many, but with well, has in this secular world in a big way uses.” 太白金星从袖子里拿出一个小布袋子递给余会非:“余老板,你的工资都在这里了。虽然不多,但是用得好,在这凡间也是有大用的。” Yu Huifei looks at that palm of the hand big small cloth sack, the eye is sharp, the sound is shivering asking: „This...... is this Xumi bag in legend? Space bag?” 余会非看着那巴掌大的小布袋,眼睛雪亮雪亮的,声音颤抖着问道:“这……这是传说中的须弥袋？空间袋？” Yu Huifei does not think that other wages, had this thing, has sent! 余会非已经不想其他的工资了,有了这玩意,就已经发了啊！ Taibaijinxing smiles, then subconscious covering tightened another bag on waist, said with a smile: „Young god god, the true body cannot remain here, said goodbye.” 太白金星笑了笑,然后下意识的捂紧了腰上的另外一个袋子,笑道:“小神是正神,真身不能在这里多留,就此告辞。” Then, Taibaijinxing turned around to walk. 说完,太白金星转身就走了。 After Yu Huifei delivered two, hurries to close the front door, hurries to examine that Xumi bag. 余会非送了两步后,赶紧关上大门,赶紧查看起那须弥袋来。 The result opens looked, Yu Huifei compelled immediately ignorant! 结果打开一看,余会非顿时懵逼了！ In that Xumi bag is lying down impressively a scroll! 那须弥袋里赫然躺着一个卷轴！ Yu Huifei is frowning: „One?” 余会非皱着眉头:“就一个？” Afterward Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Am I silly? This is the Xumi bag, inside has the universe, how possibly to only have a scroll?” 随后余会非笑道:“我是不是傻？这可是须弥袋啊,里面自有乾坤,怎么可能只有一个卷轴？” Therefore Yu Huifei outward but actually...... 于是余会非就往外倒了倒…… Then...... 然后…… ! 啪嗒！ That scroll fell on the ground. 那卷轴掉在了地上。 Said is the scroll, actually be only the pinky size, looks with the bag in similar big. 说是卷轴,其实只有小拇指大小,和袋子里看的差不多大。 Yu Huifei looked at the bag, then makes an effort but actually, he willing did not have a scroll. The result makes an effort excessively fiercely...... 余会非看了看袋子,然后用力的倒了倒,他不甘心只有一个卷轴。结果用力过猛…… ! 咔嚓！ That bag was pulled by him badly! 那袋子被他扯坏了！ The Yu Huifei heart hurts, this is the Xumi bag! 余会非心头一疼,这可是须弥袋啊！ So was bad, that was also a pity. 就这么坏了,那也太可惜了。 Result regardless of him but how actually, thing. Finally he was also hot, ripped the Xumi bag directly, in he must have a look also to have anything! 结果无论他怎么倒,也倒不出来东西。最后他也火了,直接将须弥袋撕了,他死活要看看里面还有啥！ However...... 然而…… Completely empty! 空空如也！ That Xumi bag also on the remaining several pieces of cloths. 那须弥袋也就剩下几片布了。 Arrived this, Yu Huifei was understood, that at all was not the Xumi bag, was a small bag! He by Taibaijinxing flickering...... 到此,余会非算是看懂了,那根本不是须弥袋,就是个小袋子！他被太白金星给忽悠了…… No wonder the old man runs is so quick, the sentiment also feared that was discovered, is not good to confess. 难怪那老头跑的那么快,感情也是怕被发现了,不好交代啊。 Yu Huifei could not bear shout 'motherfucker': „Jade Emperor, your motherfucking was also too stingy!” 余会非忍不住骂娘了:“玉帝,你tm也太抠门了！” After scolding, Yu Huifei took up that small scroll, carefully looked, above writes several large characters impressively: „Random magical power scroll!” 骂完了之后,余会非拿起了那个小卷轴,仔细的看了看,上面赫然写着几个大字:“随机神通卷轴！” The Yu Huifei eye is sharp immediately: „magical power? Fuck...... can that I really become Daoist Immortal?” 余会非眼睛顿时雪亮:“神通？我曹……那我岂不是真的要成为神仙了？” Yu Huifei immediately great happiness, although is immediately, no matter random anything, that is also magical power. 余会非顿时大喜,虽然是随即的,但是不管随机个啥,那也是神通啊。 Yu Huifei raises head to look at the sky saying: „Jade Emperor, excuse me, just scolded wrong. Your Sir leaves the anxious villain to cross Ha......” 余会非仰头看着天空道:“玉帝,不好意思啊,刚刚骂错了。你大人别急小人过哈……” Then Yu Huifei opened the scroll, that flash, Jin Guangliang got up together, entered in the middle of the Yu Huifei forehead. 然后余会非拉开了卷轴,那一瞬间,一道金光亮起,钻进了余会非的眉心当中。 Followed in the Yu Huifei mind to present several Large characters magical power, cucumber! 跟着余会非脑海中出现了几个大字-神通,黄瓜！ A Yu Huifei face compels ignorant, in this world also has magical power to call the cucumber? 余会非一脸懵逼,这世界上还有神通叫黄瓜的？ Did this name also pull? 这名字也太扯了？ Then Yu Huifei looks to the scroll in hand, in the scroll were many introduction. 然后余会非看向手里的卷轴,卷轴里多了许多介绍。 magical power: Cucumber! 神通:黄瓜！ magical power rank: „Trash!” 神通等级:“垃圾！” magical power appraisal: Weak. 神通评价:鸡肋。 magical power effect: „Can pull out the young and fresh-looking from the pants crotch, the tender cucumber that the terminal flower belt/bring punctures, does not limit the quantity.” 神通效果:“可以从裤裆里掏出水嫩,顶花带刺的嫩黄瓜来,不限量。” Yu Huifei sees this, face that called one black...... 余会非见此,脸那叫一个黑啊…… Yu Huifei raises head to look at the day, the eyelid jumps, obviously was the air/Qi results in the blue vein to twitch. 余会非仰头看着天,眼皮一跳一跳的,显然是气得青筋都在抽动了。 Finally Yu Huifei face upwards to angrily roar: „Jade Emperor, your Sir!” 最终余会非仰天怒吼:“玉帝,你大爷啊！” Simultaneously the back side of the mountain hears one to drink: „Heavenly Queen, your aunt!” 同时后山传来一声应喝:“王母娘娘,你大娘啊！” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Yu Huifei is really mad, this magical power disliked simply. 余会非是真的来气啊,这神通简直太膈应了。 You said that changes the cucumber, he also endured, the issue is this cucumber must pull out from the pants crotch outward, even if the terminal flower belt/bring thorn, looks freshly, getting down that but this thing who eats? 你说变黄瓜吧,他也就忍了,问题是这黄瓜要从裤裆里往外掏,就算是顶花带刺的,看着新鲜,但是这玩意谁吃的下去啊？ Also, the terminal flower belt/bring punctured toward leaving pulls out, La Datui! 再说了,顶花带刺的往出掏,喇大腿啊！