Then, Jade Emperor sets out saying: „Little Yu, this you felt relieved. I go back, asks this old fogy to do accounts. Really thinks, because the relations of rabbit I didn't tidy up him?” 说完,玉帝起身道:“小鱼,这个你放心。我回去,就找这老家伙算算账。真以为因为兔子的关系我不收拾他了么？” Then Jade Emperor puts out Token to throw to Yu Huifei together said: „This Token can contact with me directly, but can only use one time, you consider are using.” 然后玉帝拿出一块令牌来扔给余会非道:“这个令牌能与我直接联系,不过只能用一次,你斟酌着用吧。” Yu Huifei knows, Jade Emperor this gives the imperial sword that he reaching higher authorities day listened to together, if later some people embezzle his thing again, he can complain directly. 余会非知道,玉帝这是给了他一块上达天听的尚方宝剑,以后要是再有人克扣他东西,他就可以直接告状了。 Naturally, this matter passes on, it is estimated that also no one dares to embezzle his thing. 当然,这事传出去,估计也没人敢克扣他的东西了。 Even, Yu Huifei suspected, oneself this whole life can meet, needs to make to the matter that Jade Emperor that can solve. 甚至,余会非都怀疑,自己这辈子会不会遇到,需要闹到玉帝那才能解决的事情。 Therefore, although can only use one time, but was enough, this thing is actually an function of shock and awe. 所以,虽然只能用一次,但是足够了,这东西其实就是起一个震慑的作用。 Yu Huifei thanks politely, Jade Emperor sets out to walk out. 余会非拜谢,玉帝起身往外走。 Taibaijinxing sees this, caught up to follow close on, passed by side Yu Huifei time, said in a low voice: „Diligently, will soon fly upwards well, drinks tea together.” 太白金星见此,赶紧跟了上去,路过余会非身边的时候,低声道:“好好努力,早日飞升,一起喝茶啊。” Yu Huifei cups one hand in the other across the chest: „Certain......” 余会非拱拱手:“一定……” At this moment, Jade Emperor looks back Cowherd to say suddenly: „Did son-in-law, we chat two?” 就在这时,玉帝忽然回过头来看着牛郎道:“女婿,我们聊两句？” Cowherd two turn said: „What chatted?” 牛郎两眼一翻道:“聊啥？” Jade Emperor grins to say with a smile: „Chatted the point to open heart.” 玉帝咧嘴笑道:“聊点交心的。” Cowherd curls the lip...... 牛郎撇撇嘴…… Jade Emperor added: „Scolded that Old Lady.” 玉帝补充道:“骂一下那老娘们。” The Cowherd eye shone immediately...... 牛郎眼睛顿时亮了…… Then Jade Emperor drew Cowherd to go out, shortly, in the mountain heard a roaring sound. 然后玉帝拉着牛郎出去了,没多久,山里传来一阵咆哮声。 Yu Huifei and the others cover the ears directly does not listen...... 余会非等人直接捂着耳朵不听了…… Squats in the corner, Yu Huifei asked Taibaijinxing: „Jade Emperor is big to the empress opinion.” 蹲在角落里,余会非问太白金星:“玉帝对娘娘意见不小啊。” Taibaijinxing smiles bitterly saying: „ Is the men understands...... the woman, idles is also idling is liking indulging in flights of fancy, or is all right to look for a matter to ask you to act like a spoiled brat, enjoys you to coax her feeling. 太白金星苦笑道:“是男人都懂……女人么,闲着也是闲着就喜欢胡思乱想,或者没事找点事儿找你撒撒娇,享受你哄她的感觉。 If you do not roar, she is angry...... 你要是不哄吧,她就生气…… If you really coaxed her, she really thinks that you made the matter that weighs on the conscience. 你要是真哄她了,她就真以为你做亏心事了。 That result...... you understood. 那结果……你懂得。 In any case, not peaceful...... 反正啊,不太平…… Which man not to oneself wife a little resentment? 哪个男人心里不对自己老婆有点怨气呢？ However on the other hand, can pass through together so many years, definitely is the merit is bigger than the shortcoming, otherwise which man will exercise forbearance woman innumerable years? 但是话又说回来,能一起走过那么多年,肯定是优点大于缺点,否则哪个男人会忍让一个女人无数岁月呢？ In turn is also, which man hasn't selected the bad habit? 反过来也是,哪个男人没点臭毛病呢？ The women are also enduring, is not easy. 女人也忍着呢,都不容易。 In the family/home that matter, the bystander did not say clear. ” 家里那点事,外人道不清。” Yu Huifei thinks, is that truth. 余会非想想,也是那个道理。 Moreover listens to the Jade Emperor tone, although is venting, but in the bone is actually a love...... 而且听玉帝的口气,虽然是在发泄,但是骨子里其实还是一种宠爱…… Obviously he did not fear the Heavenly Queen, but as the spacious mind of man under different kind favors to drown. 显然他不是怕了王母娘娘,而是作为男人的宽大胸襟下的别样宠溺吧。 Eventually Jade Emperor walked. 最终玉帝还是走了。 The front door closes, the everyone collective in room pū passed one to sit on the ground, the big mouth is breathing heavily, is scratching the cold sweat on forehead...... 大门关上,屋子里的所有人集体噗通一声坐在了地上,大口喘着粗气,擦着脑门上的冷汗…… Some people are whispering. 有人在嘀咕着。 „Brother Ox, you attitude to Jade Emperor were not good before.” “牛哥,你之前对玉帝的态度可不好啊。” „Added me? Was your attitude good? A long face, draws resembles with big......” “还说我？你态度好了么？一张马脸,拉的跟大拉皮似的……” „Ok, let alone. I asked a few words, who was today digs up the Jade Emperor pants?” Black Impermanence asked. “行了,都别说了。我就问一句话,今天是谁把玉帝裤子扒了的？”黑无常问。 The people collective looks to Horse-Face! 众人集体看向马面！ Horse-Face said: „Is you first takes off his clothes good? Ox-Head, you throw his water penetration!” 马面道:“是你们先脱他衣服的好么？牛头,你扔他进水的！” White Impermanence draws the tongue saying: „The words that I have not remembered incorrectly, Howling Celestial Dog also gave him to come one millenniums to kill probably.” 白无常拉着舌头道:“我没记错的话,哮天犬好像也给他来了一记千年杀啊。” Howling Celestial Dog face that called one black, the say/way of streaming with sweat: „Do not talk nonsense, you definitely remembered incorrectly!” 哮天犬脸那叫一个黑啊,汗如雨下的道:“别胡说,你肯定是记错了！” Then the people look to Yu Huifei...... 然后众人又看向余会非…… The Yu Huifei forced smile said: „ Do not visit me, the matter that I handle also pulls compared with you. 余会非苦笑道:“别看我了,我做的事情比你们还扯呢。 My motherfucking actually asked him, Chang'e once for a while his Little Three, was the grandmother because was jealous Chang'e that exiled...... ” 我tm竟然问他,嫦娥时不时他小三,王母是不是因为吃醋才流放的嫦娥……” People hears word, the collective was speechless...... 众人闻言,集体无语了…… Afterward laughed wildly. 随后狂笑了起来。 ...... …… The people lived eventually many people of year, particularly Ox-Head Horse-Face their these Yin God, are so. 众人终究都是活了许多年头的人,尤其是牛头马面他们这些阴神,更是如此。 They saw the life and death, actually has not imagined fearing death that. 他们见惯了生死,其实也没想象中的那么怕死。 Chatted also to take easy, manages him to refuse stubbornly dead tomorrow, today says happily again. 聊开了也就想开了,管他明天死不死,今天开心再说吧。 And the Cowherd laughter is frankest...... 其中牛郎的笑声最爽朗…… Yu Huifei kicked his foot Cowherd, asked: „Yeah...... Brother Ox, scolded the feeling of mother-in-law with the father-in-law together, how?” 余会非踢了他一脚牛郎,问道:“哎……牛哥,跟老丈人一起骂丈母娘的感觉,如何？” Cowherd big mouth one...... 牛郎大嘴一咧…… He has not opened the mouth, Howling Celestial Dog hehe said: „Is that equivalent to the father-in-law patronizes prostitutes together?” 他还没开口呢,哮天犬呵呵道:“那就相当于和老丈人一起去嫖娼吧？” The people stare...... 众人一愣…… Cowherd gave him to trample to fly directly: „Gets the hell out!” 牛郎直接给丫的一脚踹飞了出去:“滚蛋！” The people smiled, then looked collectively to Kṣitigarbha. 众人笑了,然后集体看向了地藏。 Ox-Head frustrates the big hand saying: „Small Kṣitigarbha, you said before we aren't ripe?” 牛头挫着大手道:“小地藏,你之前是不是说我们不熟啊？” Horse-Face said: „Probably, added near Mohists comes black?” 马面道:“好像,还说近墨者黑来的吧？” Black Impermanence said: „Probably, added that you are a child, the words that spoke are we teach?” 黑无常道:“好像,还说你是个孩子,说的话都是我们教的吧？” Kṣitigarbha is shrinking the body, pitiful looks at the big family fortune: „ Before that...... me,...... yeah yeah, do not begin! 地藏缩着身子,可怜巴巴的看着大家道:“那个……我之前……哎哎哎,别动手啊！ Help! 救命啊！ Jade Emperor saves a life! 玉帝救命啊！ The murder, the oppressive child, hits the child! ” 杀人啦,虐童啦,打孩子啦！” What a pity, whatever he shouted that anything is useless, tonight, everyone turns is knocking the dried fish...... is not right, is knocks baldly. 可惜,任凭他喊什么都没用,今天晚上,大家轮着敲木鱼……不对,是敲光头。 Next day, Yu Huifei Ninth Floor Token started to feel hot. With looked, sees only above to write: „Did your boy also complain? Are you a person? Aiyu, the buttocks hurt......” 第二天,余会非的九楼令牌就开始发烫了。拿起来一看,只见上面写着:“你小子还告状？你还是人么？哎呦,屁股疼……” Yu Huifei curled the lip, returns to one saying: „ You said this saying time doesn't blush? You were in the debt even, your gave back to me to receive 300,000 years later the wages...... 余会非撇撇嘴,回了一句道:“你说这话的时候不脸红么？你欠一屁股债就算了,你丫的还给我把工资领到三十万年后了…… Are you a person? Is this matter that the person does? ” 你是人么？这是人干的事么？” Lu Ya returns said: „I, the day will this is for your own good fall let greatly in this person also......” 陆压回道:“我那是为你好,正所谓天将降大任于斯人也……” „Rolls the calf, do you ask me to do?” Yu Huifei very simple asking, he is very clear, if Lu Ya this goods are all right, will not look absolutely his. “滚犊子,你找我到底要干啥？”余会非很干脆的问道,他很清楚,陆压这货要是没事,绝对不会来找他的。 Moreover this goods dare to receive the wages, definitely did not fear that Jade Emperor asks him to trouble. 而且这货敢把工资领了,就肯定不怕玉帝找他麻烦。 Moreover through the Jade Emperor words, Yu Huifei many also understood a point. 而且通过玉帝的话,余会非多少也明白了一点。 This secular world, is really under nobody's jurisdiction region. 这凡间,真的是个三不管的地带。 Even if were Jade Emperor of ten thousand kings, was not good to meddle. 哪怕是万界之王的玉皇大帝,也不好插手。 Therefore, Yu Huifei does not fear Lu Ya, scolds directly. 所以,余会非也不怕陆压,直接开骂。 Lu Ya said: „Hey...... I disclosed secret information to you. Since you said that I did not say after...... is only , if met troublesome, you may let alone I not remind you.” 陆压道:“嘿……我本来是给你通风报信的。既然你这么说了,那我不说了……只是以后若是遇到了麻烦,你可别说我没提醒你啊。” Yu Huifei one hear, the heart trembles immediately, asks: „Yeah...... yeah...... Old Master Lu Ya, should not be angry. Your Sir does not cross the villain, said that what situation?” 余会非一听,顿时心头一颤,问道:“哎……哎……陆压老爷子,别生气么。你大人不记小人过,说说呗,啥情况？” Lu Ya hehe said: „Said listening of pleasant to hear.” 陆压呵呵道:“说点好听的听听。” Yu Huifei thinks saying: „You are old in years but young in heart, big bird upwards broken vault of heaven......” 余会非想了想道:“您老人老心不老,大鸟朝天破苍穹……” „...... You shut up.” Lu Ya hurries to stop. “得得得……你闭嘴吧。”陆压赶紧叫停。 Then Lu Ya said: „Your boy, since held to me, I did not need to conceal the truth. That...... do you remember before , I reminded you to cross you, in your Reformation Bureau also had a criminal?” 然后陆压道:“你小子既然都给我捅出去了,那我也就不用瞒着了。那个……你记不记得之前我提醒你过你,你那劳改局里还有个犯人？” A Yu Huifei god: „I know......, isn't big eyeball?” 余会非一愣神:“我知道啊……,不就是大眼珠子么？” Lu Ya said: Criminal who „he is nothing, he is a bottle gourd. Raised him is too expensive, I carried off.” 陆压道:“他算个屁的犯人,他就是一个葫芦。要不是养他太费钱了,我就带走了。” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无语啊…… No wonder to seal/confer God fights time, Lu Ya delivered the bottle gourd, finally afterward returned to his hand. 难怪封神大战的时候,陆压把葫芦送出去了,结果后来又回到他手里了。 The sentiment is not the bottle gourd is too flamboyant, his face is too big, the opposite party wrests away embarrassed, is the opposite party cannot raise! 感情不是葫芦太牛逼,他的面子太大,对方不好意思霸占,是对方养不起啦！ However immediately, Yu Huifei thinks issue that lets his scalp tingles: „You meant, criminal undergoing reform-through-labor who here I had not discovered?” 但是随即,余会非想到了一个让他头皮发麻的问题:“你的意思是说,我这里还有一个我一直没发现的劳改犯？” Lu Ya: „Congratulated you to respond!” 陆压:“恭喜你答对了！” Yu Huifei heart one cold, was so long, Ninth Floor he was looks inside and outside. 余会非心头一寒,这么久了,九楼里里外外他算是看遍了。 Also without discovering what other living creatures? 也没发现什么其他的活物啊？ Isn't the criminal undergoing reform-through-labor the living creature? 难道那劳改犯不是活物？ Yu Huifei asked doubts at heart. 余会非问出了心里的疑惑。 Lu Ya replied: „Is lives, but that thing is very strange, you had heard falls the valuable money?” 陆压回答道:“是活得,不过那东西很古怪,你听说过落宝金钱么？” Yu Huifei narrowed the eye saying: „Has heard.” 余会非眯了眯眼睛道:“听说过。” Lu Ya said: „That thing not dying thing, is a living creature. Is your first criminal undergoing reform-through-labor!” 陆压道:“那玩意不是死物,是个活物。就是你第一个劳改犯！” Yu Huifei compelled ignorant: „What situation? Is the sentimental my first criminal undergoing reform-through-labor a money? Isn't...... this thing gets down? Properly speaking, does he have no destructive power?” 余会非懵逼了:“啥情况？感情我第一个劳改犯是个钱币啊？不是……这玩意怎么下来的？按理说,他没啥破坏力吧？” Lu Ya hehe smiled: „Is nothing destructive power? Initially the frame of queen mother of the west came out from Kunlun Mountains, this goods by a rabbit are thrown, crashed in the motorcade, how did you feel?” 陆压呵呵笑了:“是没啥破坏力？当初西王母的车架从昆仑出来的时候,这货被一只兔子扔了出来,一头冲进了车队里,你觉得如何？” Yu Huifei has no feeling: „Originally dashed the queen mother of the west? That...... was a little indeed troublesome.” 余会非没啥感觉:“原来是冲撞了西王母啊？那……的确有点麻烦了。” Yu Huifei to is interested in that rabbit, which this goods have him! 余会非到是对那兔子感兴趣,这货哪都有他啊！ Regarding the queen mother of the west, Yu Huifei knows, the queen mother of the west and Heavenly Queen is not a matter. 对于西王母,余会非知道一些,西王母和王母娘娘不是一回事。 The Heavenly Queen was the wife of Jade Emperor, the queen mother of the west is the head of day of Fairy Maiden immortal, was ordinary by the eastern nobility of position and male immortal head. 王母娘娘是玉皇大帝的妻子,西王母则是天仙女仙之首,论地位和男仙之首的东王公一般。 The two background is really big, the position is extremely also high, even before Jade Emperor has not ascended to heaven, is the overlord between Heaven and Earth. 二者来头甚大,地位也极高,甚至在玉帝没登天之前,就已经是天地之间的霸主了。 Even, the two are higher than the Jade Emperor rank! 甚至,二者比玉帝的辈分还高！ However Jade Emperor gathered eventually the strength of Confucianism , Buddhism , Daoism, ten thousand Great Emperor who the sage permits. 不过玉帝终究是集合了三教之力,圣人亲允的万界大帝。 Before him, who managing you are, wants on a short head. 在他面前,管你是谁,都要矮上一头。 This is Heaven and Earth legitimate fierce. 这就是天地正统的厉害。 Even so, Jade Emperor facing queen mother of the west and eastern nobility such existence , will also not easily provoke, but must give fully the respect. 纵然如此,玉帝面对西王母、东王公这样的存在,也不会轻易招惹,还要给足了尊重。 Therefore, dashed the queen mother of the west, that and dashed Jade Emperor almost...... to be censured strangely also no. 所以,冲撞了西王母,那和冲撞了玉帝差不多……被贬下来也没啥奇怪的了。 Lu Ya said: „You must know that it falls the valuable money, but on these fairy maidens puts on, casual such is magical treasure does!” 陆压道:“你要知道它可是落宝金钱,而那些仙子身上穿的,随便那样都是法宝做的！” The Yu Huifei heart trembles, in the brain flashes through a picture instantaneously...... 余会非心头一颤,脑子里瞬间闪过一个画面…… A money crashed in the middle of one crowd of attractive female Daoist Immortal, rushes to the tail, leaves behind a scream, clothes everywhere crashes...... 一枚金钱冲进了一群漂亮的女神仙当中,一路冲到尾,留下一片尖叫,衣服漫天坠落…… Yu Huifei the eye was immediately red, asked one subconsciously: „Asked the seed.” 余会非顿时眼睛都红了,下意识的问了一句:“求种子。” „Go away!” Lu Ya scolds directly: „You want dead I not to die.” “滚！”陆压直接开骂:“你想死我还不想死呢。” Yu Huifei said: „This buddy was flamboyant...... was right, asked one, that queen mother of the west at that time move?” 余会非道:“这哥们牛逼啊……对了,问一句,那个西王母当时中招了么？” „How possibly? Queen mother of the west magical power is powerful, how to be given by such thing black. However this fellow was also disaster is imminent, therefore was thrown......” Lu Ya to say. “怎么可能？西王母神通强大无边,怎么可能被这么个玩意给黑了。不过这家伙也算是大祸临头了,所以就被扔下来了……”陆压道。 Yu Huifei is puzzled: „Does this thing such big calamity, throw our? Properly speaking shouldn't cut?” 余会非不解:“这东西这么大的祸,就扔我们这啊？按理说不应该斩了么？”