Kṣitigarbha is opening the small mouth, could not speak, small hand nowhere imposition, is calculating anything. Watermark advertisement test watermark advertisement test 地藏张着小嘴,根本说不出话来,小手无处安放,不停的盘算着什么。水印广告测试水印广告测试 Yu Huifei as if saw bolt from the blue is ordinary, awkward standing in that also does not know that should say anything, in brain lightning general puts him to make Jade Emperor light a fire, prepare food and dig up the clothes and millennium killing scenes, vaguely he as if saw the Nine Thunders bang top, in deep sorrow. 余会非则仿佛看到了晴天霹雳一般,尴尬的站在那,也不知道该说点啥了,脑子里闪电一般的放着他让玉帝烧火、做饭、扒衣服、千年杀的场景,依稀间他仿佛看到了九雷轰顶、万箭穿心了。 „, Was your? You did not say before, arrived here, is everyone same?” Zhang Ren is asking with a laugh. “诸位,你们这是都怎么了？你们之前不是说,来到了这里,大家都一样么？”张仁笑呵呵的问着。 During the speeches, he sat, just bearing at this moment returned to the initial appearance, a condescending dignity and a kindness that makes one want to cry. 说话间,他坐了下来,只不过此时此刻的气度又回归了当初的模样,一种居高临下的威严和一种让人想哭的和蔼。 Ox-Head brings the weeping voice saying: „Jade Emperor...... are you...... all right to do?” 牛头带着哭腔道:“玉帝……您……没事下来干啥啊？” Horse-Face said: „Jade Emperor...... I...... we...... un...... actually.” 马面道:“玉帝……我……我们……嗯……其实吧。” ...... …… „I reported, I confessed!” At this time Kṣitigarbha jumped suddenly, lifted the small hand to call out: „ This matter are not related with me, I am a child! “我举报,我坦白！”这时候地藏忽然跳出来,举着小手叫道:“这事儿跟我没关系啊,我还是个孩子！ I, I was not ripe with them most afterward. 我最后来的,我跟他们都不熟。 Words that before I spoke incorrectly, was they teaches. 之前我说错的话,是他们教的。 What can my child understand? 我一个孩子能懂啥啊？ I am near Mohists am black, had a bad effect on. 我是近墨者黑,被带坏了。 No penalty to the innocent, child said shamelessly...... ” 不知者不罪,童言无忌啊……” People hears word, on the forehead is the heavy line, really wants to give his palm of the hand! 众人闻言,脑门上都是黑线,真想给丫的一巴掌！ Zhang Ren hehe smiles, looks to Yu Huifei: „Brother, don't you speak?” 张仁呵呵一笑,看向余会非:“老弟,你怎么也不说话了？” Yu Huifei opened the infinite forbearance from Zhang Ren at this time finally, was in shock of Jade Emperor recovers. 余会非这时候终于从张仁是张百忍,是玉帝的震撼中回过神来了。 Thinks that arrived here all sorts after experience from Jade Emperor...... 想想从玉帝来到这里后的经历的种种…… Yu Huifei estimated that really must walk according to the Heavenly Court regulation, person all in this courtyard ascended the sky to cut was not overrated. 余会非估计真要按照天庭的律法走,这院子里的人全拉上天去斩了也不为过。 Does not know to cut the blade in immortal platform to be sufficient...... 就是不知道斩仙台上的刀够不够用…… Since dies in any case, the Yu Huifei stubborn temperament also came up, stiffens the neck, said submissively: „Brother, do not crack a joke. Your Jade Emperor, we were frightened......” 既然横竖都是死,余会非的犟脾气也上来了,一梗脖子,拱手道:“老哥,你别开玩笑了。你一个玉帝,我们都被吓到了……” Such remarks, let alone Ox-Head Horse-Face they, Taibaijinxing almost knelt! 此话一出,别说牛头马面他们了,就连太白金星都差点跪了！ Managed Jade Emperor to call the brother? Was this boy too also aggressive? 管玉皇大帝叫老哥？这小子也太生猛了吧？ Person who this secular world comes out, one by one such just? 这凡间出来的人,一个个的都这么刚的么？ The master who however lets the Taibaijinxing surprise, Jade Emperor has not been angry. 然而让太白金星诧异的师,玉帝并没有生气。 Jade Emperor said with a smile: „ This was right...... Reformation Bureau, Reformation Bureau, came is the criminal. 玉帝笑道:“这就对了么……劳改局,劳改局,来了就是犯人。 Since I come as criminal, naturally is the criminal. 我既然是以犯人的身份来的,自然就是犯人。 Here, you biggest. ” 在这里,你最大。” If this saying were heard by other Daoist Immortal, it is estimated that can frighten half dead directly. 这话要是被别的神仙听到,估计直接能吓个半死。 However Yu Huifei this goods are different, this fellow lives in Earth, although knows that Jade Emperor is very flamboyant. However since childhood is the atheist, had not been brainwashed by Jade Emperor all sorts of things, in bone actually to the impression in Jade Emperor or myth. Therefore, in the bone actually did not fear...... 不过余会非这货不一样,这家伙生活在地球,虽然知道玉帝很牛逼。但是从小就是无神论者,也没有被玉帝的种种事情洗过脑,骨子里其实对玉帝还是神话中的印象。所以,骨子里其实并不怕…… The shock is bigger than the fear. 震惊大于恐惧。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Do not crack a joke...... you are Jade Emperor, Three Realms you biggest. My this...... at best is your young worker. Jokes aside, must know you are Jade Emperor, the paternal grandmother leg...... I ran on the same day.” 余会非笑道:“别开玩笑了……你是玉帝,三界你最大。我这……充其量就是你一打工仔。说真的,要知道你是玉帝,奶奶腿的……我当天就跑了。” Jade Emperor laughed, beckons saying: „Ok, be not standing. Sits down...... Brother Ox......” 玉帝哈哈大笑了起来,招了招手道:“行了,都别站着了。坐下吧……牛哥……” Ox-Head hit to startle, bringing the weeping voice to call out: „Jade Emperor...... don't, you called me the calf. You called me Brother Ox, I had the feeling of type of quilt coffin board, the fear......” 牛头打了个激灵,带着哭腔叫道:“玉帝……别别别,您还是叫我小牛吧。您叫我牛哥,我有种被盖棺材板的感觉,害怕……” Horse-Face with this: „Called me the pony to be good.” 马面跟这道:“叫我小马就好。” Black and White Impermanence looked one, Black Impermanence stiffens the neck must say anything. 黑白无常对望一眼,黑无常一梗脖子就要说什么。 Finally White Impermanence covered his mouth: „Small black little white......” 结果白无常一把捂住了他的嘴:“小黑小白哈……” Howling Celestial Dog horizontal two people eyes, he planned to call slightly black, finally the name was snatched. But, Howling Celestial Dog said: „Called me the dog......” 哮天犬横了两人一眼,他本打算叫小黑的,结果名字被抢注了。无奈之下,哮天犬道:“叫我狗……” „Brother Gou?” Asking that Jade Emperor smiles. “狗哥？”玉帝笑眯眯的问。 Howling Celestial Dog brings the weeping voice saying: „...... That do not appear me is too old, I am young. Asked me the puppy...... not to call Brother Gou, I feared that I went back to be killed by two masters......” 哮天犬带着哭腔道:“别……那显得我太老了,我还年轻。叫我小狗吧……千万别叫狗哥,我怕我回去被二爷打死……” Howling Celestial Dog said, has tears streaming down the face...... he really to regret on the day of blows flamboyant with Jade Emperor that in Firewood Room, isn't this all right to court death? 哮天犬说完,就泪流满面啊……他真后悔那天在柴房里跟玉帝那顿吹牛逼啊,这不是没事找死么？ Erlangshen Yang Jian manages Jade Emperor to call the uncle, does Jade Emperor manage Howling Celestial Dog to call Brother Gou? 二郎神杨戬管玉帝叫舅舅,玉帝管哮天犬叫狗哥？ What that does Yang Jian this/should manage Howling Celestial Dog to call? 那杨戬该管哮天犬叫啥呢？ It is estimated that went back to change name to the dog meat? 估计,回去就改名狗肉了吧？ Jade Emperor smiles, then shakes the head to look to Cui Jue: „Brother, sits.” 玉帝笑了笑,然后摇了摇头看向了崔珏:“老哥,坐吧。” Cui Jue to is confident, obviously he and Yu Huifei are the same, in any case in any case this/should doing should not doing did, must die to be direct, if Jade Emperor is not angry, will not care about this name. 崔珏到是坦然,显然他和余会非一样,反正横竖该做的不该做的都做了,要死直接死了,若是玉帝不生气,也不会在意这个称呼了。 Therefore Cui Jue sat down confidently. 于是崔珏坦然的坐下了。 Jade Emperor satisfied smiled, he looks to Kṣitigarbha: „Bodhisattva, sits.” 玉帝满意的笑了,他看向地藏:“菩萨,坐吧。” Kṣitigarbha face one red, sat. 地藏老脸一红,坐了下来。 Jade Emperor has not responded Cowherd, but looks to Yu Huifei: These days that „Little Yu, I come, experiencing was very long very long has not experienced the matter. Although these experiences are unhappy, but also reminded me of innumerable years ago some memories, was very warm, was very good.” 玉帝没搭理牛郎,而是看向余会非:“小鱼啊,我来的这几天,经历了很多很久很久没有过经历过的事情了。虽然这些经历并不美好,但是却也让我想起了无数岁月前的一些记忆,很温馨,很不错。” Yu Huifei said: „Good good.” 余会非道:“不错就好。” Jade Emperor continues saying: „I, since came, you had what difficulty me to tell, you're welcome.” 玉帝继续道:“我既然来了,你呢有什么困难可以跟我说一说,不用客气。” Yu Huifei one hear, says immediately: „Has, has the difficulty! Our poor, does the brother you have a look to dial to count money to us? Is red grandfather's that......” 余会非一听,立刻道:“有,有困难！我们这穷啊,老哥你看看给我们拨点款呗？就是红色的老爷爷的那种……” Such remarks, Taibaijinxing coughed directly. 此话一出,太白金星直接咳嗽了起来。 He in Heavens so many years, various rare and beautiful flowers has seen. 他在天上那么多年,各种奇葩都见过了。 However manages Jade Emperor to allocate funds, wants the mortal world currency, he is really first meeting. 但是管玉帝要拨款,还是要人间货币的,他还真是第一次遇到。 Jade Emperor one hear is also an awkward color of face, coughs saying: „ This...... Little Yu, you trade a request. 玉帝一听也是一脸的尴尬之色,干咳道:“这……小鱼啊,你还是换一个要求吧。 Three Realms has the custom, anybody arrived at secular world, must obey the secular world rule. 三界有规矩,任何人到了凡间,都要遵守凡间的规则。 Cannot act unreasonably...... 不能乱来…… The mortal world currency is also rule one type, we are not good to intervene. 人间货币也是规则一种,我们不好干预。 It seems some of my obviously also magic power to use, but I have chosen the self-containment am this truth. ” 就好像我明明还有些法力可以用,但是我一直选择自我克制就是这个道理。” Yu Huifei is stunned, he thinks the request that oneself puts forward was very simple, has not thought that made Jade Emperor awkward unexpectedly. 余会非愕然,他本以为自己提出来的要求很简单了,没想到竟然让玉帝为难了。 After Yu Huifei thinks : „That helps me under the courtyard extension, does behind make a house? You have also realized, this...... the room is a little insufficient.” 余会非想了想后:“那帮我把院子扩建下,后面多弄点房子呗？你也体会过了,这……房间有点不够用啊。” Say/Way that Jade Emperor does not know whether to laugh or cry: „This, then studies. Other?” 玉帝哭笑不得的道:“这个,回头研究研究。还有别的么？” Yu Huifei said: „Having, outside is snow-stricken, which old boy you have a look are snow randomly, should tidy up.” 余会非道:“有,外面雪灾严重,你看看是哪个老小子乱下雪,该收拾收拾一下吧。” Jade Emperor was again speechless, this fellow started to complain unexpectedly. 玉帝再次无语了,这家伙竟然开始告状了。 Taibaijinxing said: „Landlord, the secular world rule is not the deity control. Here all become the causes and effects rule, on this day the disaster often is not the disaster, but is the man-made disaster. Reason not in day, but...... you must the looking for a job lord, fear that must make human engage in introspection to be good.” 太白金星道:“余楼主,凡间的规则并不是天神掌控的。这里的一切自成因果规则,这天灾往往不是天灾,而是人祸。原因不在天,而是在人啊……你要找事儿主,怕是得让人类反省一下才行了。” Yu Huifei speechless, he has not thought that Taibaijinxing actually said such a set of theory. 余会非哑然,他没想到太白金星竟然说出这么一套理论来。 However thinks carefully, human so many years the destruction to Earth, indeed many issues are human oneself do. 不过仔细想想,人类这么多年对地球的破坏,的确很多问题都是人类自己搞出来的。 This time big snow disaster speaking frankly is the greenhouse effect, said again simply, is the human industrialization is too serious, the pollution discharge and illegal and indiscriminate logging, do not have the moral integrity result randomly intemperately. 这次的大雪灾说白了就是温室效应,再说简单点,就是人类工业化太严重,乱排污、乱砍乱伐、无节制没节操的结果。 Yu Huifei embarrassed scratching the head said: „That...... do that you let my person long life?” 余会非不好意思的挠挠头道:“那……那你们让我身边的人都长生呗？” Jade Emperor said: „This is also changes the rule the matter, is not good.” 玉帝道:“这也是改变规则的事情,不行。” Yu Huifei somewhat helpless say/way: „Then sent the little girl general headquarters to me?” 余会非有些无奈的道:“那给我发个妞总行了吧？” Jade Emperor and Taibaijinxing had almost not been dodged by this saying to the old waist...... 玉帝和太白金星差点没被这话闪到老蛮腰了…… Jade Emperor touches the chin to say later: „Arrived some right candidates, Xiaolongnu of that Dragon King, Tuotatianwang family/home Li Zhenying of......” 玉帝随后摸摸下巴道:“到是有一些合适的人选,那龙王家的小龙女,托塔天王家的李贞英……” The Yu Huifei itself/Ben was speaks thoughtlessly a saying, never expected that Jade Emperor really considered unexpectedly...... was a little immediately scared. 余会非本就是随口一说,没想到玉帝竟然真考虑了……顿时有点傻眼了。 Finally Cowherd came one: „ Yeah...... is not good! Do not push toward the fiery pit in my brother. 结果牛郎来了一句:“哎……不行啊！别把我兄弟往火坑里推啊。 This matter I did not agree, resolutely opposed, who comes me to hit who! ” 这事儿我不同意,坚决反对,谁来我打谁!” Yu Huifei one hear, really wants to give him a hammer...... 余会非一听,真想给他一锤子…… However Yu Huifei is also mouth artillery one, in his heart has a shadow of person. 不过余会非也就是嘴炮一下而已,他心中早就有了一个人的影子了。 Let him provoke other younger sister again, he does not think. 让他再去撩拨别的妹子,他也不想。 Therefore Yu Huifei said: „ Brother Lang said that that even. 于是余会非道:“郎哥都这么说了,那就算了吧。 Jade Emperor you, if thought that to money, that then makes to select magical power to me, or sends a commodity is also good to us...... 玉帝您老人家要是觉得给不了钱,那回头给我弄点神通啊,或者给我们发点物资也行啊…… Our poor, you have also understood. 我们这有多穷,你也了解过了。 My this light/only works not to have the wages, a person supports the fellow who such a crowd can eat. 我这光干活没工资,一个人养活这么一群能吃的家伙。 You also give my unenlightened person to come, said really...... 你们还一个劲的给我塞人过来,说真的…… Gets down again, I cannot consider the Heavenly Court dignity again. 再这么下去,我也不能再考虑天庭的威严了。 Even the striptease, I must try. ” 就算是脱衣舞,我也得试试了。” Speaking of this, Yu Huifei has basically acted shamelessly...... 说到这,余会非基本上已经是耍赖了…… Say/Way that Jade Emperor does not know whether to laugh or cry: „Your this boy, doing frame I. Your this Reformation Bureau has the regular wage and supplies, possibly so to be how poor?” 玉帝哭笑不得的道:“你这小子,休要框我。你这劳改局是有固定工资和补给的,怎么可能那么穷？” Yu Huifei is stunned: „Has the wages? What wages? What supplies also has? Has not seen.” 余会非愕然:“有工资？啥工资啊？还有啥补给啊？没见过啊。” Jade Emperor said: „Haven't you led?” 玉帝道:“你没领过？” Yu Huifei said: „No...... does not believe you to ask them!” 余会非道:“没啊……不信你问他们！” Jade Emperor looks to Cui Jue and the others, Ox-Head they became the rattle-drum the head point directly. 玉帝看向崔珏等人,牛头他们直接把脑袋点成拨浪鼓了。 Cui Jue sets out saying: „ Opens reports Jade Emperor, when the young god comes here to be many, has not really seen what wages and supplies. 崔珏起身道:“启禀玉帝,小神来这里多时了,是真的没见过什么工资和补给。 Here all expenses and maintain rely on one's own effort to revive to come by Bureau Chief...... ” 这里的一切开销和维系都是靠余局长自力更生而来的……” At this moment, a yellow skin bottle gourd rolled, then big eyeball leapt up, yelled: „I reported, I reported!” 就在这时,一个黄皮葫芦滚了进来,然后一个大眼珠子蹿了出来,大叫道:“我举报,我举报啊！” The people look to big eyeball. 众人看向大眼珠子。 Big eyeball said: „Before here, has the wages and supplies, but the wages and supplies paid in advance by Lu Ya that old fogy to 300,000 years later, therefore after Little Yu came, the wool did not have.” 大眼珠子道:“这里以前是有工资和补给的,不过工资和补给都被陆压那老家伙预支到三十万年后了,所以小鱼来了之后,毛都没有了。” Yu Huifei one hear, was almost mad spurts the blood, could not bear scold: „Lu Ya this old bastard, too grandson!” 余会非一听,气得差点喷血了,忍不住骂道:“陆压这老东西,太孙子了！” Cui Jue said: „Opens reports Jade Emperor, this feared that is the wool does not have...... to know according to the young god incessantly, Lu Ya borrowed a lot of money in the name of Little Yu grandfather in the folk. Therefore, Lu Ya is not has not remained, but left behind debt to Little Yu. Also asked Jade Emperor to decide......” 崔珏道:“启禀玉帝,这怕是不止毛都没有啊……据小神所知,陆压以小鱼的爷爷的名义在民间借了很多的钱。所以,陆压不是什么都没留,而是给小鱼留下了一屁股的债务。还请玉帝定夺……” Jade Emperor hears here, deeply frowned, pats the table say/way: „This old fogy...... really thinks that I don't dare to tidy up him?” 玉帝听到这里,眉头紧锁,一拍桌子道:“这老家伙……真以为我不敢收拾他么？”