Yu Huifei hehe: „I believe your ghost, your ghost Ox-Head......” 余会非呵呵:“我信你个鬼啊,你个鬼牛头……” At this moment...... 就在这时…… „Millenniums kill!” Howling Celestial Dog yelled. “千年杀！”哮天犬一声大叫。 ...... 嗷呜…… Yu Huifei leapt up from the water directly. 余会非直接从水里蹿了出来。 Howling Celestial Dog self-satisfied threw a small wooden club in hand, hehe said: „The ancient does not bully me honestly, can begin not to compel. You looked, after this begins is the effect good?” 哮天犬得意的将手里的一根小木棍扔了,嘿嘿道:“古人诚不欺我,能动手别逼逼。你们看,这动手后的效果就是好吧？” Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Cowherd are slanting the eye to visit him...... 牛头、马面、牛郎斜着眼睛看着他…… The next quarter, a big black dog dashes about wildly in the water, the following man the buttocks, are only turning a big wood/blockhead stick to pursue, the mouth is shouting: „Dead dog, you halt to me, today I must explode your chrysanthemum!” 下一刻,一条大黑狗在水里一路狂奔,后面一名男子光着屁股,轮着一个大木头棍子追着,嘴里喊着:“死狗,你给我站住,今天我非爆了你菊花不可！” Howling Celestial Dog is staring, the tongue flings from the mouth, the head raises 180 degrees, looks at the back to call out: „You...... you...... you liked the dog master I! No wonder you have the women not to pursue!” 哮天犬瞪着眼睛,舌头从嘴里甩出来,头扬起一百八十度,看着背后叫道:“你……你……原来你喜欢狗爷我啊！难怪你有女人都不追！” Yu Huifei stares...... 余会非一愣…… The next quarter, in Yu Huifei were many a stick: „You halt to me, the grandfather makes you feel around double Feiyan's might!” 下一刻,余会非手里多了一根棍子:“你给我站住,爷爷让你感受一下前后双飞燕的威力！” Howling Celestial Dog runs was quicker, tail direct in pants crotch, this is for fear that the chrysanthemum exposition, the old age does not guarantee. 哮天犬跑的更快了,尾巴直接架在裤裆里,这是生怕菊花暴露,晚年不保了。 The distant place, Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Cowherd three people are standing abreast in row, was saying to the Yu Huifei appraisal: „Also ok...... compares with buddy several, was small, the average person compared, was this large size?” 远处,牛头、马面、牛郎三人并排站着,对着余会非品评道:“还行吧……跟哥们几个比,小了点,更一般人比,这算是大号了吧？” „The Nine Sheaths of the Cicada also eight transformations, later should be able to pursue.” “蝉九鞘还有八次蜕变呢,以后应该能追上来。” Several fellows seem like chatting, in fact shouts to shout in that! 几个家伙看似在聊天,实际上都是扯着嗓子在那喊呢！ Yu Huifei hear of clarity, on face a piece pitch-black...... 余会非听的清清楚楚,脸上一片乌黑啊…… Paternal grandmother leg, one by one bullied the person! 奶奶腿的,一个个的太欺负人了！ Then the Yu Huifei violent walked, is carrying two sticks, is pursuing a dog and Ox-Head, Horse-Face, a big fellow dashes about wildly to go on brook...... 然后余会非暴走了,拎着两根棍子,追着一条狗、一个牛头,一个马面,还有一个大块头在小河上一路狂奔而去…… The front several fellows are laughing, simply has not been serious. 前面的几个家伙则嘻嘻哈哈的,根本没当回事。 Eventually Yu Huifei gave up, pursued cannot catch up, catches up could not be victorious. 最终余会非放弃了,追也追不上,追上了也打不过。 The key point is, the river water is icy cold, the wind blows, his whole body is trembling! 重点是,河水冰凉,风一吹,他浑身都在打颤！ This is because the water of this river from underground comes out, the temperature is high, if changed a river possibly to freeze directly, let alone swam, the running automobile did not have the issue. 这还是因为这条河的水是从地下出来的,温度还算高,要是换一条河可能直接就冰冻上了,别说游泳了,跑汽车都没问题。 „Little Yu, you revolve Nine Sheaths of the Cicada, then the multi- movements, should be able to resist a cold.” Cui Jue sits in that water, correct use towel cleaning body, say/way with a laugh. “小鱼啊,你运转蝉九鞘,然后多运动,应该可以抵挡点风寒。”崔珏坐在那水里,正用毛巾擦拭身体呢,笑呵呵的道。 Yu Huifei nods...... he to start revolution Nine Sheaths of the Cicada cultivation technique in fact. 余会非点点头……事实上他早就开始运转蝉九鞘功法了。 Initially entered the remote mountain time, he discovered, Nine Sheaths of the Cicada cultivation technique wondrous use. Just, this cultivation technique, although is easy-to-use, actually also limited...... 当初入深山的时候,他就发现,蝉九鞘功法的妙用了。只不过,这功法虽然好用,却也有限…… However has saying that after the person the movement gets up , the heat of having is very sufficient. 但是不得不说,人运动起来后带起来的热量还是很充足的。 After pursues, the Yu Huifei temperature obviously came up. 一阵追赶后,余会非的温度明显上来了。 Started to play to make with everyone...... 开始跟大家玩闹起来了…… The ashore, Zhang Renhe Kṣitigarbha stands in that has not launched. 岸上,张仁和地藏站在那,都没下水。 Yu Huifei looks at these two, the eyebrow selects, the eye followed to shine! 余会非看着这两人,眉毛一挑,眼睛跟着就亮了！ Collects, hehe said: „Small Kṣitigarbha, come, takes off the clothes to launch, compared with size?” 凑上去,嘿嘿道:“小地藏,来啊,脱衣服下水,比大小啊？” Kṣitigarbha hears word, direct white Yu Huifei said: „Your this prospect?” 地藏闻言,直接白了余会非一眼道:“你就这点出息么？” Yu Huifei favorite say/way: „Do not say, comes...... to make the uncle have a look at your small family/home bird.” 余会非得意的道:“别这么说,来……让叔叔看看你的小家雀。” „Gets the hell out!” Kṣitigarbha fire. “滚蛋！”地藏火了。 Yu Huifei cracks into a smile, then looks to Zhang Ren: „Brother, does launching wash? Your this black Qi black, is in a daze?...... Your doesn't have majestic of brother?” 余会非咧嘴一笑,然后看向张仁:“老哥,下水洗洗啊？你这一身乌漆嘛黑的,发什么呆啊？难道……你的没老弟的雄壮？” Yu Huifei self-satisfied very straightened up...... 余会非得意的挺了挺腰…… Zhang Ren shot a look at a Yu Huifei thing, hehe said: „Ok, goes back to wash again. My not too custom person many washes together......” 张仁瞥了一眼余会非的玩意,呵呵道:“算了,回去再洗吧。我不太习惯人多一起洗……” Yu Huifei nods...... 余会非点点头…… Sees Yu Huifei so, Zhang Renhe Kṣitigarbha also delivered the tone, obviously two people do not have the custom that the collective swims in the raw. 见到余会非如此,张仁和地藏也送了口气,显然两人都没有集体裸泳的习惯。 At this moment, Yu Huifei turns around suddenly, bellows: „This also has not launched! The brothers help!” 就在这时,余会非忽然转身,大吼一声:“这还有没下水的呐！兄弟们帮帮忙啊！” Then two people noticed that Cowherd, Ox-Head, Horse-Face, Howling Celestial Dog and Black and White Impermanence sticking together flushed, to while is shouting: „Kills!” 然后两人就看到牛郎、牛头、马面、哮天犬、黑白无常抱团冲了过来,一边冲一边喊着:“杀啊！” Two people turn around to run...... 两人转身就跑…… Finally where do they run how many thing? 结果他们哪里跑得过那几个玩意啊？ Was grasped directly, dug up the clothes to throw into the river. 直接被抓起来,扒了衣服就扔进河里了。 When two people froth over from the water, is smooth. 等两人从水里冒泡出来的时候,已经是光溜溜的了。 The ashore, Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Cowherd, and person stands, but Howling Celestial Dog, four fellows set up in an array, are assuming the healthy posture, is embroidering the muscle, yelled: „Aren't the brothers who have a look at the brothers powerful?” 岸上,牛头、马面、牛郎、以及人立而起的哮天犬,四个家伙一字排开,摆着健美的姿势,绣着肌肉,大叫道:“看看兄弟们的兄弟威武雄壮不？” Two people faces immediately a piece jet black...... 两人的脸顿时一片漆黑…… However two people have not said anything, after all, cannot do...... 不过两人也没说啥,毕竟,干不过啊…… At this time Yu Huifei collected, inexpensive whiz whiz say/way: „Compared with size?” 这时候余会非凑了过来,贱嗖嗖的道:“比大小么？” Zhang Ren shot a look at Yu Huifei, then self-confident stood. 张仁瞥了一眼余会非,然后自信的站了起来。 Finally actually the discovery, Yu Huifei pretended unable to see him directly! 结果却发现,余会非直接装作看不见他了！ This goods turn around to stare is staring at Kṣitigarbha, sporty say/way: „Compared with size?” 这货转身直勾勾的盯着地藏,底气十足的道:“比大小么？” Kṣitigarbha small face red say/way: „Your can motherfucking want bluish green lotus?” 地藏小脸通红的道:“你tm能要点碧莲么？” Yu Huifei is righteous: „Does not want.” 余会非理直气壮:“不要。” Kṣitigarbha and Zhang Ren: „......” 地藏、张仁:“……” At this moment: „Millenniums kill!” 就在这时:“千年杀！” Zhang Ren jumped from the water. 张仁嗷的一声就从水里跳了起来。 Listens to Howling Celestial Dog to say with a smile with this crazily: „Makes you install to compel, the dog master delivers you to ascend the sky!” 跟这就听哮天犬狂笑道:“让你装逼,狗爷送你上天！” The next quarter, Zhang Ren carried the stick to start to expel the dog...... 下一刻,张仁拎着棍子开始撵狗了…… Although the system of Yu Huifei was good, but eventually is not Ox-Head Horse-Face such monster, is not the burning hot physique that Cowherd such 800 years of painstaking efforts practice, cannot shoulder this ice-cold. 余会非的体制虽然不错了,但是终究不是牛头马面那样的怪物,也不是牛郎那样八百年苦功练出来的炙热体质,扛不住这冰冷。 Finally selected pile of bonfires to sit in the shore watches the fun...... 最终还是点了一堆篝火坐在岸边看热闹…… After others washed, came up...... 其他人洗完了后也上来了…… At this moment, Howling Celestial Dog shouts greatly: „Come! Comes quickly! Has the good thing!” 就在这时,哮天犬大喊道:“来啊！快来啊！有好东西！” Yu Huifei one hear, hurried to run. 余会非一听,赶紧跑了过去。 Saw only Howling Celestial Dog to run up to another brook. 只见哮天犬已经跑到另外一条小河上了。 Because the source is not the reason of nearby ground water, here river water thorough was frozen, entire ice surface, frozen thousand li (500 km). 因为源头不是附近的地下水的缘故,这里的河水已经彻底的被冻住了,整个冰面,冰封千里。 At this moment, Howling Celestial Dog digs up to pull open the river surface the snow, points under the ice layer to yell. Yu Huifei one looks toward inside, my goodness, in the ice layer freezes one to have 78 jin (0.5 kg) big carp unexpectedly! 此时此刻,哮天犬就扒拉开河面的雪,指着冰层下面大叫呢。余会非往里面一看,好家伙,冰层里竟然冻着一条足足有七八斤重的大鲤鱼！ The Yu Huifei eye shone immediately...... 余会非眼睛顿时就亮了…… This fish Yu Huifei is not strange, so long as cold winter the rapidness that the rapidness, the temperature drops, in the river had many not to find the fish of heating place to freeze to death every year with enough time in the middle of the cold ice. 这种鱼余会非并不陌生,只要寒冬来的快,气温下降的快,每年河里都有许多没来得及找到取暖地方的鱼被冻死在寒冰当中。 These fish are very fresh, basically with quick-freeze similar in cold storage. 这些鱼很新鲜,基本上和在冷库里速冻的差不多。 The flavor is very good...... 味道很不错…… The key point is, does not ask for money. 重点是,不要钱。 Yu Huifei hurries to call the people to go back to look for the equipment...... 余会非赶紧招呼众人回去找装备…… Howling Celestial Dog went back, shortly after brings a sledgehammer and burin comes. 哮天犬回去了,没多久带着一个大锤和冰凿子过来了。 Several people with joint forces, no will dig that fish. 几个人合力,没一会就将那条鱼挖了出来。 Then Howling Celestial Dog leads the person to continue on the river surface to take a stroll, finally also really harvests big, every large or small altogether plundered an enough 30 jin (0.5 kg) fish! 然后哮天犬带着人继续在河面上溜达,结果还真收获不小,大大小小的一共搜刮了足足三十斤的鱼！ Everyone does not go home, builds the bonfire to eat the grilled fish to consider as finished on the riverside directly. 大家也不回家了,直接在河边上架起篝火吃烤鱼算了。 Was satiated with food and wine, bringing home the remaining fish. 吃饱喝足了,带着剩下的鱼就回家了。 Arrived family/home, Yu Huifei on...... cold. 到了家,余会非就……感冒了。 - Achoo! 啊-阿嚏！ Yu Huifei is sneezing, first even/including plaintive looks at Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others, these fellows, do not bring to look at Yu Huifei one as if nothing has happened. 余会非打着喷嚏,一连哀怨的看着牛头马面等人,这几个家伙就跟没事人似的,根本不带看余会非一眼的。 „Mmp!” Yu Huifei could not bear shout 'motherfucker'. “mmp！”余会非忍不住骂娘了。 At this moment, the front door was sounded. 就在这时,大门被敲响了。 The Yu Huifei first matter is pulls out the cell phone, having a look at the person to order, comes the customer. 余会非第一件事就是掏出手机来,看看有没有人下单,是不是来客户了。 As a result, no one orders...... 结果发现,没人下单…… Yu Huifei wondered: „This late at night, who dropped around?” 余会非纳闷了:“这三更半夜的,谁来串门了？” Opens the front door, sees only white blanch beard, a white long robe old man, complexion incomparably genial standing in the entrance, after seeing Yu Huifei, hehe said with a smile: „Landlord hello/you good, young god Taibaijinxing.” 打开大门,只见一白发白胡子,一身白色长袍的老头,面色无比和善的站在门口,看到余会非后,呵呵一笑道:“余楼主你好,小神太白金星。” Such remarks, Yu Huifei direct was ignorant, come unexpectedly is Taibaijinxing in legend? 此话一出,余会非直接懵了,来的竟然是传说中的太白金星？ Taibaijinxing Yu Huifei knows, in the Chinese myth history, the position of Taibaijinxing is very high. 太白金星余会非还是知道的,在中国神话历史中,太白金星的地位很高。 He is one becomes famous, the temperament is good, moral behavior good good Daoist Immortal. 他是一个出了名的,脾气好,人品好的好神仙。 Really, facing Daoist Immortal of his Three Realms most waste residue, Taibaijinxing still displayed enough respect. The key point is the performance of Taibaijinxing is not artificial, not intentionally for it, very sincere...... 果然,面对他这个三界最废渣的神仙,太白金星依然表现出了足够的尊重。重点是太白金星的表现一点都不做作,并非故意为之,很诚恳…… Obviously, he really respects Yu Huifei. 显然,他是真的尊重余会非的。 At least, two people are also the equal feeling...... 至少,两人也是平等的感觉…… Yu Huifei is always the person respects my one foot, I respect person one zhang (3.33 m). 余会非向来都是人敬我一尺,我敬人一丈。 A Taibaijinxing such saying, had a look at his behind starry skies again. 太白金星这么一说,再看看他身后的一片星空。 Yu Huifei basically determined, others are real...... 余会非基本上确定了,人家是货真价实的…… Therefore Yu Huifei salutes upon meeting said: „Star Monarch was courteous, in you requests personally.” 于是余会非见礼道:“星君有礼了,您里面请吧。” Taibaijinxing smiled, with. 太白金星笑了,跟着走了进来。 After Howling Celestial Dog saw Taibaijinxing, surprised say/way: „...... The old fogy, did you come aiyu? 哮天犬看到了太白金星后,惊讶的道:“哎呦……老家伙,你怎么也来了？ Hey...... aren't you in front of Jade Emperor the favorite? 嘿……你不是玉帝面前红人么？ Your also reform-through-labor? 你咋也劳改了？ What matter violated? 犯啥事了？ Hehe...... 呵呵…… Our family/home two masters said really right, being a king's right-hand man as dangerous as being in the company of atiger, blindly what eye are you...... you wink? 我们家二爷说的果然没错,伴君如伴虎,你这是……你瞎挤咕啥眼睛呢？ I said isn't right? ” 我说的不对么？” Taibaijinxing coughs two said: „This...... you first shut up.” 太白金星干咳两声道:“这……你先闭嘴吧。” Howling Celestial Dog horizontal his eyes: „ Shut up? I went to...... me to arrive at this, I feared a ball! 哮天犬横了他一眼:“闭嘴？我去……我都到这了,我怕个球啊！ This broken place, Three Realms, no matter, nine days did not ask...... 这破地方,三界不管,九天不问的…… I said even Jade Emperor is Old Lady, how can he I? 我就算说玉帝是个老娘们,他能把我咋的？ Can he also listen secretly brazenly? ” 他还能厚着脸皮来偷听啊？” Nearby Zhang Ren face instantaneously red...... 边上的张仁脸瞬间就红了…… Taibaijinxing coughs was fiercer. 太白金星咳嗽的更厉害了。 Cowherd also said: „Is...... their menopause, hasn't made us say two?” 牛郎也道:“就是……他们更年期,还不让我们说两句啦？” Pū...... 噗…… ...... 咳咳…… Zhang Ren planned to drink water to press the pressure, finally spurted. 张仁本打算喝口水压压的,结果又喷了。 This spurts, Taibaijinxing has a scare, hurries to go forward saying: „Jade Emperor...... they are also the words of having no interest. You look......” 这一喷,太白金星吓了一跳,赶紧上前道:“玉帝……他们也是无心之言。您看……” „Jade...... jade...... Jade Emperor...... Jade Emperor?!!” “玉……玉……玉帝……玉帝？！！” Howling Celestial Dog wants to say two again, then recovers suddenly, that pair of dog eye pushed quickly from eyeball. 哮天犬本想再说两句的,然后猛然回过神来,那双狗眼都快从眼珠子里挤出来了。 Others also compelled ignorant, one by one stares looks at Zhang Ren. 其他人也懵逼了,一个个直勾勾的看着张仁。 Zhang Ren hehe smiled, straightens up the body saying: „, Introduced oneself, I called to open the infinite forbearance, an individual character benevolent, may call my Zhang Ren. Now holds an office in Jade Emperor in Heavens......” 张仁呵呵一笑,挺直了身子道:“诸位,自我介绍一下,我叫张百忍,单字一个仁,也可叫我张仁。现在在天上任职玉帝……” Works as! 哐当！ The basin in Ox-Head fell the ground directly, after swallowing a saliva, say/way that trembled: „jade jade jade jade Jade Emperor......?” 牛头手里的盆直接掉地上了,咽了口唾沫后哆哆嗦嗦的道:“玉玉玉玉玉帝……？” Horse-Face is drawing the own face, compared with usually grew a big truncation! 马面拉着自己的脸,比平时长了一大截！ The Black Impermanence face was blacker, the White Impermanence face was whiter...... 黑无常脸更黑了,白无常脸更白了…… A Cui Jue face shock from now on is the endless forced smile...... 崔珏一脸震惊过后则是无尽的苦笑啊…… Cowherd makes an effort is pulling the own hair, wants to cry but have no tears! 牛郎则用力的拉扯着自己的头发,欲哭无泪啊！