Before Yu Huifei thought that Zhang Ren was good at flattering, Yu Huifei really feared that Cowherd spoke incorrectly, or scolded two Heavenly Queen, was handed over the words by Zhang Ren. The watermark advertisement test watermark advertisement tests that his later day not to feel better...... 之前余会非就觉得张仁擅长拍马屁,余会非真怕牛郎一句说错了,或者骂上两句王母娘娘,然后被张仁把话递上去。水印广告测试水印广告测试那他以后的日子就不好过了…… Cowherd stares, later probably understood anything, shot a look at a Zhang Ren vigilantly, hurried to leave. 牛郎一愣,随后好像明白了什么,警惕的瞥了一眼张仁,赶紧走人了。 Zhang Ren traces the tip of the nose, a bitterness and astringency of face. 张仁则摸摸鼻头,一脸的苦涩。 The Howling Celestial Dog dog eye lifts said: „ Hehe......, do not spend that wishful thinking. Although others are an emperor's son-in-law, but his emperor's son-in-law works as is more painful than the criminal undergoing reform-through-labor. Without the real power, helps you unable to speak...... 哮天犬狗眼一抬道:“嘿嘿……你呀,就别费那个小心思了。人家虽然是驸马,但是他这驸马当的比劳改犯还痛苦呢。没实权,也帮你说不上话…… If you want to win promotion and get rich, you might as well ask that young bald person to chat. 你要是想升官发财呢,你还不如找那小秃子多聊聊。 He is also the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, although is not the official influence, but also is folk great influence can speak. ” 他好歹也是地藏菩萨,虽然不是官方势力,但是也算是民间一等一势力里说得上话的了。” Hears this saying, Zhang Ren's face was directly black, the sentiment he and Cowherd tries to get close, in these person of eyes is the social climbing power and influence? 听到这话,张仁的脸直接就黑了,感情他和牛郎套近乎,在这些人眼里是攀附权势啊？ His speechless, has not explained anything, shook the head, walks. 他一阵无语,却也没解释什么,摇摇头,走了。 Eats meal, everyone dispersed, did various respectively. 吃了饭,大家散了,各干各的去了。 Yu Huifei is going upstairs to copy from a book, since no one comes, that oneself practicing well the calligraphy, gains simply selects Karmic Virtue, such long insistence, now was also some achievements. 余会非在上楼去抄书了,既然没人来,那干脆自己好好的练练书法,赚点功德吧,这么久的坚持,现在也算是有些成果了。 Does not know that is this interesting part, is the effect of that words paper inkstone bringing, or is good that Cui Jue teaches, the progress of Yu Huifei is in any case amazingly quick, now is not the cockroach corpse transferred greatly, each character is very clear, and gradually has the own graceful bearing- show air/Qi! 不知道是这的妙处,还是那笔墨纸砚自带的效果,又或者是崔珏教的好,反正余会非的进步是神速的,现在已经不是蟑螂尸体大挪移了,每一个字都十分清晰,并且已经逐渐的有了自己的风姿-骚气！ Right, the Yu Huifei character, brings one share show air/Qi, wriggling the waist of one by one, is raising the hip, does not elongate the neck, is coquettish in that. 没错,余会非的字,自带一股子骚气,一个个的扭着腰,提着胯,不是伸长脖子,就是在那搔首弄姿。 You said that he is ugly, alone with one indeed ugly. 你说他丑吧,单独拿出来一个的确丑。 However puts together, there is a unique aesthetic sense of bad people running wild...... 但是放在一起,又有一种群魔乱舞的独特美感…… With Cui Jiaodehua: „Your this was not cockroach body drags, this was cockroach collective bar dances...... is, had progressive.” 用崔觉得话来说:“你这不是小强尸体拖地了,这是小强集体酒吧跳舞啊……算是,有进步吧。” The moon/month upper culmination, a Cowherd person sits in the courtyard, raises head to look at moon in sky, does not know that is thinking anything. 月上中天,牛郎一个人坐在院子里,仰头看着天空中的月亮,也不知道在想什么。 At this time, Zhang Ren collected, sat side Cowherd, asking with a laugh: „What looks at?” 这时候,张仁凑了过来,坐在了牛郎身边,笑呵呵的问道:“看啥呢？” Cowherd said: „Looks at the Heavens fool......” 牛郎道:“看天上的傻逼呢……” Zhang Ren: „......” 张仁:“……” Zhang Ren coughs, puts out two bottles of liquor to hand over to say from the bosom: „Hē?” 张仁干咳一声,从怀里拿出两瓶酒来递过去道:“喝点？” Cowherd was impolite, brings drank a big mouth, carried a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow saying: „Thanked.” 牛郎也不客气,拿过来就喝了一大口,挑挑眉毛道:“谢了。” Zhang Ren said with a smile: „Cowherd, I am actually well-meant to you. I want to chat with you......” 张仁笑道:“牛郎,其实呢我对你没有恶意。我就是想跟你聊聊……” Cowherd shot a look at his one eyes saying: „Chatted? What chatted?” 牛郎瞥了他一眼道:“聊？聊啥？” Zhang Ren said with a smile: „You want to chat anything, we chatted anything.” 张仁笑道:“你想聊啥,咱们就聊啥。” Cowherd eye one bright: „Really?” 牛郎眼睛一亮:“真的？” Zhang Ren nods: „Really!” 张仁点头:“真的！” Then Zhang Ren drank big liquor. 然后张仁又喝了一大口酒。 The Cowherd big mouth one, said with a smile: „That line, we two scolded Heavenly Queen that Old Lady together!” 牛郎大嘴一咧,笑道:“那行,那咱两一起骂王母娘娘那老娘们吧！” Pū! 噗！ Zhang Ren liquor water all puffed out...... 张仁一口酒水全喷出去了…… He is staring to look at Cowherd, Cowherd looks at Zhang Ren seriously, splits big mouth saying: „Since is the brothers, you first scolded.” 他瞪着眼睛看着牛郎,牛郎一本正经的看着张仁,裂开大嘴道:“既然是兄弟,你先骂吧。” Zhang Ren coughs, sets out saying: „That...... you...... continue to look at the fool.” 张仁干咳一声,起身道:“那个……你……继续看傻逼吧。” Then Zhang Ren's dingy walking...... 然后张仁灰溜溜的走了…… In the building, in the window, several heads push in that look at the following scene. Saw Zhang Ren to walk, everyone could not bear laugh...... 楼上,窗户里,几个脑袋挤在那看着下面的场景。见到张仁走了,大家忍不住哈哈大笑了起来…… Zhang Ren now and Cui Jue presses together, Cui Jue is experienced, will not be all right to run on a bank Zhang Ren. 张仁现在和崔珏挤在一起,崔珏老成持重,也不会没事挤兑张仁。 Returned to the room, Zhang Ren lies down near Cui Jue, sighed. 回了屋,张仁躺在崔珏边上,叹了口气。 Cui Jue opens the eyes, said with a smile: „Admitted defeat?” 崔珏睁开双眼,笑道:“吃瘪了？” Zhang Ren un: „You said why these people do guard against me?” 张仁嗯了一声:“你说,这些人为什么都防备我呢？” Cui Jue said: „Because you with us are not a passer-by.” 崔珏道:“因为你跟我们不是一路人。” Zhang Ren sets out, puzzled asking: „How did this words say?” 张仁起身,不解的问道:“此话怎讲？” Cui Jue said: „ We the place that although comes to is different, the temperament is also different, but generally speaking, everyone arrived here to put down all. It is not concerned about face, does not attach great importance to face-saving, relieved being together and that's the end...... 崔珏道:“我们虽然来的地方不同,脾气也不同,但是总的来说,大家到了这里就放下了一切。不要脸,不要面子,安心的相处就是了…… However you are different, even if you intentional wants to put down anything, but something engrave in the bone, you cannot put down. 但是你不一样,你哪怕故意的想要放下什么,可是有些东西刻印在骨子里,你放不下。 You are always carrying, are we together with you? 你始终端着,我们如何和你相处呢？ Some barriers are not we repel you, but is you have stood in out of the door, is not willing to walk. ” 有些隔阂不是我们排斥你,而是你一直站在门外,不肯走进来而已。” Zhang Ren was silent...... 张仁沉默了…… Next day Yu Huifei has not gotten out of bed, listens to outside some people to shout loudly: „Fuck! Catches fire, catches fire!” 第二天余会非还没起床呢,就听外面有人高呼:“我曹！着火啦,着火啦！” Yu Huifei frightened to jump from the bed directly, the lying window looked, saw only the front courtyard black smoke to wind around! 余会非吓得直接从床上跳了起来,趴窗户一看,只见前院黑烟缭绕！ Yu Huifei curses one: „I depend, what situation?” 余会非大骂一声:“我靠,什么情况？” After Yu Huifei to/clashes, sees in the kitchen a Zhang Ren face pitch-black came out, waves saying: „Everyone should not be anxious, that...... has not caught fire, was the food stuck......” 等余会非冲下去后,就见厨房里张仁一脸乌黑的出来了,挥挥手道:“大家别紧张,那个……没着火,就是饭糊了……” People speechless! 众人一阵无语啊！ Yu Huifei is also a face compels, to lie in the entrance looks ignorant toward inside, in that iron saucepan is dark one piece. 余会非也是一脸的懵逼,趴在门口往里面看,那铁锅里已经是黑乎乎的一片了。 Yu Huifei made to come out to throw in the iron saucepan the courtyard, then after iron shovel knocked, immediately the black salt scattered place...... 余会非将铁锅弄了出来扔到了院子里,然后用铁铲子敲了敲后,顿时黑灰撒了一地…… Cui Jue asked: „Little Yu, can this pot also want?” 崔珏问道:“小鱼,这锅还能要了么？” Yu Huifei shakes the head: „Wanted inadequately, this thing must throw.” 余会非摇头:“要不成了,这玩意得扔了。” Ox-Head and the others heard said one by one silent...... 牛头等人闻言一个个的沉默了…… Zhang Ren was a little embarrassed, has a look at the people, open mouth several times has not finally said anything. 张仁则有点不好意思了,看看众人,几次张嘴最终都没说出来啥。 At this time, Ox-Head patted his shoulder saying: „Ok, anything also let alone. Not on a pot, badly bad......” 这时候,牛头拍了拍他的肩膀道:“行了,啥也别说了。不就一口锅么,坏就坏了吧……” Zhang Ren looks at Ox-Head surprisedly...... 张仁惊讶的看着牛头…… Over the two days, can he a lot by the fellow run of this good head, today this fellow be? Withstood/Top the package? Did the soul put on? 这两天,他可没少被这牛脑袋的家伙挤兑,今天这家伙是怎么了？难道是被人顶包了？魂穿了？ Ox-Head stares a pair of cow eye to visit him: „Your this what look? Hasn't seen your Brother Ox such graceful cow?” 牛头瞪着一双牛眼看着他:“你这啥眼神？没见过你牛哥这么帅的牛么？” Zhang Ren stares, then tittered one to smile: „Has not seen.” 张仁一愣,然后噗嗤一声笑了:“没见过。” Then Zhang Ren said to Yu Huifei: „......” 然后张仁对余会非道:“余……” „Called me Little Yu to be good, everyone said. Brother, you looked like the talent that has not prepared food......” Yu Huifei to say smiled. “叫我小鱼就行了,大家都这么叫。老哥,你看来没有做饭的天赋啊……”余会非说着就笑了。 Saw Yu Huifei to smile, opening in the kind-heartedness was also a width, then said to Yu Huifei: „Little Yu, really excuse me, first preparing food.” 看到余会非笑了,张仁心中也是一宽,然后对余会非道:“小鱼,真不好意思,平生第一次做饭。” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „Is all right...... not on a pot. Although our family/home is poor, but a pot changes a friend, is worth.” 余会非摇头道:“没事儿……不就一口锅么。咱们家虽然穷,但是一口锅换个朋友,值得。” Zhang Ren stunned...... 张仁愕然…… Cui Jue smiles to him, anything had not said that but took a mirror to come to him to look. 崔珏对他笑了笑,什么都没说,只是拿了个镜子过来给他看了看。 Zhang Ren looks in mirror smoked called flower chicken oneself, did not have beforehand that was carrying the rack again, instead were many one type...... the rusticity. 张仁看着镜子里被熏的叫花鸡似的自己,再没有了之前的那种端着的架子,反而多了一种……地气。 With everyone stands, did not have that being incompatible feeling. 跟大家站在一起,也没了那种格格不入的感觉了。 Zhang Ren smiled...... 张仁笑了…… „Ok, do not smile. Dirty, walks, takes a bath!” Cowherd draws Zhang Ren to walk. “行了,别笑了。脏兮兮的,走,洗澡去！”牛郎拉着张仁就走。 Zhang Ren then said: „Takes a bath? Which goes?” 张仁回头道:“洗澡？去哪啊？” Yu Huifei hit to startle, immediately called out: „Brother Lang, does not permit in the river the wild roaming, the wild roaming is unsafe.” 余会非打了个激灵,马上叫道:“郎哥,不准去河里野游啊,野游不安全。” Finally Cowherd is then cracking into a smile about Yu Huifei, is pointing at the own pants crotch say/way: „Such deep brook, didn't you tell me safely? How? You are feared that chokes my younger brother?” 结果牛郎回头对着余会非咧嘴一笑,指着自己的裤裆道:“就这么深的小河,你跟我说不安全？咋的？你是怕呛死我弟弟么？” Ox-Head hehe said: „Feared that is your younger brothers does not moisten the water?” 牛头嘿嘿道:“怕是你弟弟都沾不到水吧？” Cowherd white his eyes said: „My younger brother cannot moisten the water, your younger brother feared that was can only observe?” 牛郎白了他一眼道:“我弟弟沾不到水,你弟弟怕是只能远观了吧？” Ox-Head is higher than Cowherd, after hearing this saying, say/way that is not convinced: „How possibly? Our younger brother is innate is also powerful, height one meter eight! Let alone swims, I stand in the riverside can grip the fish!” 牛头比牛郎还高一点,听到这话后不服气的道:“怎可能？咱弟弟也是天生威武雄壮,身高一米八！别说游个泳,我站在河边都能扎鱼！” „Ok, do not blow flamboyant. Did everyone go not to know everywhere?” Horse-Face is shouting. “行了,别吹牛逼了。大家去比比不就知道了？”马面嚷嚷着。 Then is only Cowherd drew Zhang Ren to go to the wild roaming, turned into everyone to organize instantaneously. 然后原本只是牛郎拉着张仁去野游的,瞬间变成了大家组团了。 Listens to Howling Celestial Dog to bellow with this: „Little Yu, which do you go?” 跟这就听哮天犬大吼一声:“小鱼,你去哪啊？” „? I...... I go...... to do grocery shopping.” Yu Huifei coughs a sound said. “啊？我……我去……买菜。”余会非干咳一声道。 „What vegetable/dish buys? Walking, is taking a bath together, compared with size.” Black Impermanence is shouting. “买什么菜啊？走着,一起洗澡,比大小。”黑无常嚷嚷着。 Yu Huifei shakes the head: „I do not go, this dead cold Hantian, I do not want to freeze a sexual impotence to come out.” 余会非摇头:“我才不去呢,这死冷寒天的,我可不想冻个阳痿出来。” Yu Huifei said, must run, finally was held by Ox-Head, shoulders runs away on the shoulder, runs while is shouting: „Brothers, walk!” 余会非说完,就要跑,结果被牛头一把抓住,扛在肩膀上撒腿就跑,一边跑一边喊着:“兄弟们,走啦！” Horse-Face and the others followed to laugh, wild had/left the back door, gallops to go. 马面等人跟着大笑,狂野的出了后门,一路奔腾而去。 The girl who only then Yu Huifei was plundered by the mountain thief like one is common, is calling: „Lets loose me, lets loose me! Your dead cow...... lets loose me quickly!” 只有余会非如同一个被山贼抢掠的小女子一般,嗷嗷叫着:“放开我,放开我！你个死牛……快放开我！” Finally Yu Huifei achieved wishes...... 最终余会非如愿以偿了…… Pū passes! 噗通！ Yu Huifei threw into brook, this goods brave from the water, runs toward the ashore directly. Runs while calls: „Coldly coldly......” 余会非被扔进了小河里,这货从水里冒出来,直接就往岸上跑啊。一边跑一边叫:“冷冷冷……” Finally Ox-Head and the others take off the clothes directly, removes the pants, one by one the buttocks are only flushing toward here. That feeling crosses river with the African gnu, crackle and rattle. 结果牛头等人直接一脱衣服,撤下裤子,一个个的光着屁股就往这边冲。那感觉就跟非洲角马过河似的,噼里啪啦的。 The key point is, this crowd of grandson everything passed by front of Yu Huifei, grabs Yu Huifei to tow one toward the river in inevitably...... 重点是,这群孙子凡是路过余会非面前的,必然抓着余会非就往河里拖一段…… Yu Huifei goes all out ran several times toward the ashore, the result sad discovery he is the running distance shore is farther, the clothes also more run few...... 余会非拼命的往岸上跑了几次,结果悲催的发现他是越跑距离岸边越远,衣服也是越跑越少…… Finally, Yu Huifei does not run, squats in the river does not come out. 最后,余会非不跑了,就蹲在河里死活不出来了。 His side is left Ox-Head and right Horse-Face, front is standing Cowherd, is squatting Howling Celestial Dog...... 他身边是左牛头、右马面,前面站着牛郎,身后蹲着哮天犬…… Although the river water is not deep, but Yu Huifei looks at these fellow one by one in that bright weapon, Yu Huifei really does not have the courage to stand. 虽然河水不深,但是余会非看着这些家伙一个个的在那亮兵器,余会非是真的没勇气站起来啊。 Ox-Head Horse-Face Cowherd did not say that lowly two meters start, innate variation...... 牛头马面牛郎就不说了,最低都两米起步,天生异种…… As for Howling Celestial Dog, can this goods calf common big dog, be small? 至于哮天犬,这货牛犊子一般大的狗,能小了么？ Horse-Face is drawing a big long face, looks at Yu Huifei, shifty-eyed, hehe smiling: „Little Yu...... gets up. Do not squat...... to stand, catching a chill old was crisp.” 马面拉着一张大长脸,看着余会非,贼眉鼠眼,嘿嘿的笑着:“小鱼……起来啊。别蹲着啊……站起来,吹吹风老爽了。” „Is crisp your brother-in-law! Gave up any idea of that bullies me to study few...... in the water is the ice-water mixture, most zero degrees. Goes out that to call the cold wind to attack......” the Yu Huifei righteous rejection. “爽你妹夫啊！休想欺负我读书少……水里是冰水混合物,最多零度。出去那才叫冷风来袭呢……”余会非理直气壮的拒绝。 „, You will not stand, after you stand, will discover, this world so wonderful.” Horse-Face hehe smiling. “不会,你站起来,你站起来后就会发现,这世界是如此的美妙。”马面嘿嘿的笑着。 Ox-Head takes the small comb to comb own in that slightly flat head, with serious say/way: „Yeah, this breeze blows is satisfying a craving.” 牛头拿着小木梳在那梳理着自己的小平头,跟着一本正经的道:“可不是么,就这小风吹着才过瘾呢。” ps: From now on starts or four, either four contents merges in three chapters. This, is uncertain, guarantees every day more than 10,000 characters to the renewals of 20,000 characters in any case. Asked a wave of monthly ticket, to hit to enjoy while convenient, the key point was the subscription! Cries chirp...... ps:今后开始要么四更,要么四更内容合并三章里。这个,不一定,反正保证每天一万多字到两万字的更新。顺便求一波月票、打赏,重点是订阅啊！哭唧唧……