Yu Huifei has taken own stuffed dumpling skin say/way: „You looked that the stomach is in this cheeks is thick, all around can thin. Such package of times, the surface pulls the middle time not easy distortion rupture. Boils, anti- boils, not easy bad.” 余会非拿过自己的饺子皮道:“你看啊,肚呢就是这面皮中间要厚实,四周可以薄一点。这样包的时候,面拉扯中间的时候不容易变形破裂。煮的时候,也耐煮,不容易坏。” Cui Jue said: „I looked that this brothers are will really not make dumplings. Or , helping mince meat?” 崔珏道:“我看啊,这位兄弟是真不会包饺子。要不,帮忙剁肉馅吧？” Say/Way that Horse-Face shuts out immediately: „...... The meat stuffing should not be the technology live. The meat stuffing cut was not in a big way delicious, being shred the entrance was too broken is not good. Do not add to the chaos to me......” 马面立刻嫌弃的道:“别……肉馅也是技术活。肉馅切大了不好吃,切细了入口太碎也不好。别给我添乱啊……” Ox-Head follows saying: „Dough making is not good, the water is juicy, the strength of influence surface.” 牛头跟着道:“和面也不行,水多水少,都影响面的劲道。” Finally, after everyone votes, after the man was sent to frontier service , the kitchen lit a fire. 最终,大家投票后,男子被发配到后厨烧火去了。 Howling Celestial Dog did not feel relieved, with the past, he feared opposite party hands and feet wool house igniting. 哮天犬不放心,也跟了过去,他怕对方手脚毛手的把房子给点着了。 The men squat before the stove pit, looks at the flame in stove pit, a forced smile of face: „This......” 男子蹲在灶坑前,看着灶坑里的火焰,一脸的苦笑:“这……” The Howling Celestial Dog eyelid lifts, false smile say/way: „ This, hurries to light a fire! Where comes so many idle talk. Arrived this, who managing you were, we were a criminal. 哮天犬眼皮一抬,皮笑肉不笑的道:“这个屁啊这,赶紧烧火！哪来那么多废话。到了这,管你是谁,咱就是个犯人。 You must set level the mentality, understands? West do not think to think. ” 你要放平心态,懂么？别想东想西的。” A male dumbness, then looked at Howling Celestial Dog saying: „Are you Yang Jian that dog?” 男子一阵无言,然后看了一眼哮天犬道:“你是杨戬的那条狗吧？” „Are you dog? Your entire family is the dog!” Howling Celestial Dog is not glad, shouting: „Dog master I am the dog immortal! Called the dog the master!” “你才是狗呢？你全家都是狗！”哮天犬不乐意了,叫嚷着:“狗爷我是狗仙！叫狗爷！” On the male forehead is the heavy line, it is estimated that hadn't his whole life been said? 男子脑门上都是黑线,估计他这辈子都没被人这么说过吧？ The men said: „You...... does the determination make my dog be called you dog master?” 男子道:“你……确定让我狗叫你狗爷？” Howling Celestial Dog wants to nod, but looks the opposite party that is narrowing in the eye none sparkles, he always thought that this look a little looks familiar. 哮天犬本来是想点头的,但是看着对方那眯着的眼睛里精光闪闪,他总觉得这眼神有点眼熟。 How to see is a bit like Erlangshen Yang Jian? 咋看着有点像二郎神杨戬呢？ At least, in foreheads somewhat similarity. 至少,眉宇间有几分相似之处。 Howling Celestial Dog thinks again the opposite party background is really big, perhaps really somewhat has ties of kinship with Yang Jian. 哮天犬再想到对方来头甚大,没准和杨戬真有些沾亲带故的。 If one of us, is restless, is not quite indeed attractive. 万一是自家人,闹腾起来,的确不太好看。 Therefore Howling Celestial Dog said: „Ok, you called me sound Brother Gou.” 于是哮天犬道:“算了,你还是叫我声狗哥吧。” Male speechless, said with a smile again: „Did you determine?” 男子再次一阵无语,笑道:“你确定？” Howling Celestial Dog is in a daze again, he even more thought that this man seems a little to terrify, has a look about, does not have others, whispered: „This disgraced also no one saw that did not matter.” 哮天犬再次发愣,他越发的觉得这男子看起来有点瘆得慌,看看左右,没别人,嘀咕道:“这丢人也没人看到,那就无所谓了。” Then Howling Celestial Dog said: „What do you want to call me? Cry doesn't Old Black owe?” 然后哮天犬道:“那你想叫我啥？叫声老黑不亏吧？” The men laugh saying: „Does not owe, did not owe...... to is appears me to be young.” 男子哈哈大笑道:“不亏,不亏……到是显得我年轻了。” Howling Celestial Dog curls the lip, say/way that in the heart disdains: „Talked nonsense...... the dog master not to know oneself many years this year.” 哮天犬撇撇嘴,心中不屑的道:“胡扯……狗爷今年都不知道自己多少岁了。” Meanwhile, on the Howling Celestial Dog mouth said: „Ok, do not try to get close, hurries to light a fire.” 同时,哮天犬嘴上道:“行了,别套近乎了,赶紧烧火吧。” The men did not say anything, sits in that peaceful lighting a fire. 男子也不说什么,就坐在那安静的烧火。 Although he makes dumplings general, the technique of however lighting a fire is very adept. 虽然他包饺子一般,但是烧火的手法还是很娴熟的。 Asking that Howling Celestial Dog cannot bear: „You at home, lights a fire frequently?” 哮天犬忍不住的问道:“你在家,也经常烧火？” The men said: „At holidays, must oneself make anything. Although is not skilled, the time of however lighting a fire is good.” 男子道:“逢年过节,总要自己做点什么。虽然不熟练,但是烧火的功夫还行。” Howling Celestial Dog thinks, behind Yang Jian that whole family, besides mortal father, other is emperor's relatives. Emperor's relatives basically able big Daoist Immortal...... 哮天犬想了想,杨戬那一家子后面,除了凡人老爹外,其余的都是皇亲国戚。皇亲国戚基本都是有能力的大神仙…… These people who also lights a fire to prepare food with oneself? 这些人谁还用自己烧火做饭呢？ This fellow origin is perhaps uncommon, but should also high limited. 这家伙或许来历不凡,但是应该也高的有限。 Had this idea, Howling Celestial Dog was also steadfast, toward that lies saying: „Ok, since you are a master mechanic, that feels at ease to light a fire.” 有了这个想法,哮天犬也就踏实了,往那一趴道:“行了,既然你是熟练工,那就安心烧火吧。” Then, this goods close the eye directly, slept. 说完,这货直接闭上眼睛,睡觉去了。 Another side, Yu Huifei thinks suddenly: „Yeah, how did the buddy call?” 另一边,余会非忽然想起来:“哎,那哥们咋称呼来的？” The people look at each other in blank dismay, everyone is only thinking gave him demonstration of authority, how to call as for the opposite party, the name, does not know completely. 众人面面相觑,大家光想着给他下马威了,至于对方怎么称呼,姓甚名谁,完全不知道。 Yu Huifei did not feel relieved, puts down in the hand after living, kitchen. 余会非不放心,放下手里的活去了后厨。 Finally after the kitchen, discovered that man sits well on a small camp stool, the whole person sits with javelin, that posture very straight. Double pupil tranquil looks at the present flame, worry-free not happy, the feeling of looking at the hot view world. 结果到了后厨,发现那男子就端坐在一个小马扎上,整个人坐的跟个标枪似的,那姿势十分的端正。双眸子平静的看着眼前的火焰,无忧无喜,给人一种看火观天下的感觉。 In brief, this imposing manner very uncommon. 总之,这气势非常的不凡。 The Yu Huifei heart said: „Worthily is the so-called great person, this makings are different.” 余会非心道:“不愧是所谓的大人物,这气质就是不一样。” However Yu Huifei no matter so many, who managing him are? 不过余会非才不管那么多呢,管他是谁呢？ So long as is a criminal undergoing reform-through-labor, to here, must listen his. 只要是劳改犯,到了这里,就得听他的。 Hugely big, here he biggest! 天大地大,这里他最大！ Therefore Yu Huifei walked, sits on the top directly said: „Brothers, just forgot to ask you, how to call?” 于是余会非走了过去,直接一屁股坐在灶台上道:“兄弟,刚刚忘记问你了,咋称呼？” The men stare: „Brothers?” 男子一愣:“兄弟？” „Right, otherwise? Or called your brother? Uncle?” Yu Huifei looks at the appearance of opposite party, probably is the 30-year-old appearance, felt that called the uncle is very comfortable. “对啊,要不然呢？要不叫你老哥？或者大叔？”余会非看对方的模样,大概是30多岁的样子,感觉叫大叔也挺舒服的。 The men smiled: „This must look at that we are a row of capital discuss the generation, looked at the age.” 男子笑了:“这要看咱们是排资论辈,还是看年龄了。” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „ That is the Heavens matter, to here. Must observe here custom...... here is a mortal, who managed you to live many years. 余会非摇头道:“那是天上的事,到了这里。就要遵守这里的规矩……这里都是凡人,谁管你活了多少年了。 We before the bystander, must call right? 我们在外人面前,总得有个称呼对吧？ If I called you ancestor ancestor, it is estimated that they must us, when mental disorder processing. 我要是叫你老祖宗的祖宗,估计他们得把咱们当精神病处理了。 You also know, Heavens gets down, no magic power. 你也知道,天上下来的,都没啥法力。 Is honest point good. ” 还是老实一点的好。” The men think are also, the nod said: „Also yes, you called my brother. This is listening to the comfortable point......” 男子想想也是,点头道:“也是,那你还是叫我老哥吧。这个听着舒服点……” The Yu Huifei nod said: „ Good, who the brother are you? 余会非点头道:“那好,那老哥你到底是谁啊？ You before why? 你以前干啥的啊？ What mistake made to run my to come? ” 犯啥错误跑我这来了？” Yu Huifei directly asked. 余会非直接问。 The men think, said: „ I...... my name was Zhang Ren, in Heavens was a not too big nor too small officer. Is managing some trivial things...... 男子想了想,道:“我啊……我叫张仁,在天上算是个不大不小的官吧。管理着一些琐碎的事情…… As for mistake, with wife flip the table, homeless. 至于错误呢,跟老婆掀桌子了,无家可归。 Ponders over, was sent to frontier service this to come oneself. ” 琢磨来琢磨去,就把自己发配到这来了。” Yu Huifei speechless, say/way of knowing whether to laugh or cry: „ Your this reason...... hehe. 余会非一阵无语,哭笑不得的道:“你这理由……呵呵。 Brother, your are Daoist Immortal compels funny? ” 老哥,你们这些神仙都是逗逼么？” Zhang Ren said with a smile: „How to say?” 张仁笑道:“怎么说？” Yu Huifei said the reason that Ox-Head Horse-Face they came, say/way that Zhang Ren hears word did not know whether to laugh or cry immediately: „This...... this reason...... hehe.” 余会非将牛头马面他们来的理由说了一遍,张仁闻言顿时哭笑不得的道:“这……这理由……呵呵。” Yu Huifei said: „Yeah, your do Daoist Immortal go to work really does not let drink?” 余会非道:“哎,你们那神仙上班真不让喝酒啊？” Zhang Ren shakes the head: „ It is not cannot drink, but after some people drink, liquor is too bad. Before easy to cause trouble...... , after having a dead rabbit drinks, almost Lingxiao Baodian not gnawing not to have. In order to prevent similar matter happened again, simply, the work hours do not permit to drink. 张仁摇头:“不是不能喝酒,只是有的人喝酒后酒品太差。容易闹事……之前有个死兔子喝了酒后,差点没把凌霄宝殿给啃没了。为了防止类似的事情再发生,干脆,上班时间不准喝酒。 Like this, is similar to rabbit such, even if drinks still drinks at home, will not make to the main hall comes up, brings disaster to innocently. ” 这样呢,类似于兔子那样的,就算是喝酒也是在家喝,不会闹到大殿上去,殃及无辜。” Yu Huifei hears this saying, curious. 余会非听到这话,一阵好奇啊。 This first time was not heard the rabbit, what thing was this rabbit? 这不是第一次听到兔子了,这兔子到底是个什么玩意啊？ How which to have him? 咋哪都有他呢？ Therefore Yu Huifei asked the doubts in heart. 于是余会非问出了心中的疑惑。 After Zhang Ren thinks, later smiles bitterly is shaking the head saying: „Did not say, when you came up, naturally can know that rabbit was anything plays......, person.” 张仁想了想后,随后苦笑着摇头道:“不好说,等你什么时候上去了,自然会知道那兔子是个什么玩……咳咳,人了。” Zhang Ren as if also dreads that rabbit very much, even scolded him in the back, a little feared. 张仁似乎也很忌惮那兔子,甚至背地里骂他,都有点怕怕。 Yu Huifei sees this, basically can determine. 余会非见此,基本上可以确定了。 At present this person, although is an officer, but should not be the high official. 眼前这人啊,虽然是个官,但是应该不是什么大官。 Otherwise is impossible to link one to be censured the rabbit that small Daoist Immortal on moon raises to dread...... 否则不可能连一个被贬到月亮上的小神仙养的兔子都这么忌惮…… Speaking of this, Yu Huifei eye one bright, collects, hehe said: „Yeah, Brother. I heard, before Chang'e, not on moon, after probably stealing food efficacious medicine, the Heavenly Queen is unhappy, this throws her. Was that a cold palace?” 说到这,余会非眼睛一亮,凑过去,嘿嘿道:“哎,老哥。我听说,嫦娥以前不是在月亮上的,好像是偷吃灵药后,王母娘娘不喜,这才把她扔上去的。那算是个冷宫了吧？” The men shake the head saying: „That is the folk was rumored that cannot take seriously......” 男子摇头道:“那都是民间谣传,当不得真……” A Yu Huifei eye bright more curious say/way: „This is false, folk another hearsay real?” 余会非眼睛一亮更加好奇的道:“这个是假的,难道民间的另外一个传闻是真的？” Zhang Ren's curious asking: „Hearsay?” 张仁好奇的问道:“还有传闻？” Yu Huifei nods, he is also all right to do now, seizes Heavenly Court to be an official with great difficulty, many of evidently knowing, immediately Eight Trigrams (gossip) aflame combustion, therefore the say/way of woman: „I heard, now Jade Emperor has a liking for Chang'e, want to accept her for the imperial concubine several times, finally was known by the Heavenly Queen. Under the jealousy comes up in great numbers and from all sides, this compelled Jade Emperor to throw on moon Chang'e, put in disfavor, this...... real?” 余会非点头,他现在也没事干,好不容易逮住个天庭当官的,看样子知道的不少,顿时八卦之火熊熊燃烧,于是十分八婆的道:“我听说,当今玉帝看上了嫦娥,好几次想要纳她为妃,结果被王母娘娘知道了。醋意横生之下,这才逼着玉帝把嫦娥扔到了月亮上,打入冷宫,这……是不是真的啊？” As soon as Zhang Ren listens, in the eye was most straight, the whole person compelled ignorant. 张仁一听,眼中最都直了,整个人都懵逼了。 Yu Huifei looks at the expression of opposite party, said with a smile: „ Haha...... the brothers did not need to explain, looked that your expression I know, it seems like. The pet that no wonder...... small fairy maiden in a cold palace raises no wonder makes you dread. 余会非看着对方的表情,笑道:“哈哈……兄弟不用解释了,看你的表情我就知道,看来是真的了。难怪啊……难怪一个冷宫里的小仙子养的宠物都这么让你们忌惮。 Originally because of her back man...... ” 原来是因为她背后的男人啊……” Such remarks, the Zhang Ren two eyes turn said: „Do not talk nonsense!” 此话一出,张仁两眼一翻道:“别胡说八道！” Yu Huifei smiles: „Right, this matter everyone was well aware was good, cannot speak irresponsibly, ha haha......” 余会非嘿嘿一笑:“对,这事儿大家心知肚明就行了,不能乱说,哈哈哈……” Zhang Ren looks at the Yu Huifei appearance, this goods most likely (80%) are thinks that was. 张仁一看余会非的样子,这货八成是认为那是真的了。 Therefore Zhang Ren explained: „ Do not talk nonsense, that you said does not have the shadow matter! Others Jade Emperor and Heavenly Queen affection is deep, sentiment gold/metal is firm, how possibly to like other woman? 于是张仁解释道:“别胡说八道,你说的那个更是没影的事儿！人家玉帝和王母娘娘感情深厚,情比金坚,怎么可能喜欢别的女人？ Arrived their boundary levels, will not think the matter of men and women. ” 到了他们那个境界层次,早就不会想男女之事了。” Yu Huifei hehe said: „ Good was good, knows that you live in the top helplessness. The horse buttocks remains, goes back to pat again...... 余会非呵呵道:“行了行了,知道你身居高位的无奈。马屁留着,回去再拍…… Our place under nobody's jurisdiction, Daoist Immortal did not look, the ghosts and gods do not come. 咱们这地方三不管,神仙不看,鬼神不来的。 Your horse buttocks pats again well, the above person cannot hear. 你马屁拍再好,上面的人也听不见。 Ok, lights a fire, I had a look at the stuffed dumpling to wrap securely many. 行了,烧火吧,我去看看饺子包好多少了。 Under one will boil the stuffed dumpling. 一会开锅下饺子。 Since the brother came, steadfast is treating, should eat to drink. ” 老哥既然来了,就踏踏实实的待着,该吃吃该喝喝。” Then, Yu Huifei walked. 说完,余会非走了。 Only leaves behind Zhang Ren to sit in that looks at the present bonfire, that heart...... is more chaotic than the present small flame! 只留下张仁坐在那,看着眼前的篝火,那心啊……比眼前的小火苗还乱呢！ The northeast new year's celebration, each family firecrackers, the double-bang is necessary. 东北过年,家家鞭炮,二踢脚是必备的。 However the stuffed dumpling, is most important. 不过饺子,更是重中之重。 Delicious stuffed dumpling, fun............ 正所谓好吃不过饺子,好玩不过……咳咳…… Yu Huifei looked for several coins specially, washed to make in the stuffed dumpling cleanly. 余会非特意找了几个硬币,洗干净了包进了饺子里。 Sees this, Kṣitigarbha curious asking: „Are you do do?” 看到这一幕,地藏好奇的问道:“你这是干啥啊？” Yu Huifei said: „In stuffed dumpling rich, who eats, who will care for by the God of Wealth next year, the good luck gets rich.” 余会非道:“饺子里有钱,谁吃到,谁明年被财神眷顾,好运发财。” As soon as the people listen, immediately smiled...... 众人一听,顿时笑了…… Kṣitigarbha said: „Knock it off...... also the good luck gets rich. That God of Wealth is poorer than you!” 地藏道:“拉倒吧……还好运发财。那财神爷比你还穷呢！” ps saw that everyone was arguing, WeChat studies is the genuine. Is an author, by the author who the subscription eats meal, in my eyes, does not give me to divide money, free, pirates. Even if he takes the genuine authorization, is pirating. WeChat studies in my eyes is really pirating, the tooth of air/Qi itchy also does not have the means that yeah. Because, compared to suspicious pirating, their frank and upright free is more depressed. The former can also scold the pirating website is a bastard, latter... Yeah, helpless. ps看到大家在争论,微信读书是不是正版。做一个作者,一个靠订阅吃饭的作者,在我眼里,不给我分钱的,免费的,都是盗版。哪怕他拿着正版授权,也是盗版。微信读书在我眼里真的是盗版,还是气的牙痒痒又没办法,哎。因为,相对于偷偷摸摸的盗版,他们光明正大的免费更郁闷。前者还能骂一下盗版网站是混蛋,后者。。。哎,无奈。