TRRLB :: Volume #2

#138: Hanging $ 1 second


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Yu Huifei squats below is eating the spicy strip, spicy strip that flavor flutters with the wind upward...... 余会非蹲在下面吃着辣条,辣条那味道随风往上飘…… Only listens to Hera's belly rumble to make a sound. 只听赫拉的肚子里咕噜咕噜的响着。 Hera is staring the big eye, clenching jaws looks at Yu Huifei, could not say anything obstinately. 赫拉瞪着大眼睛,咬牙切齿的看着余会非,愣是说不出什么来。 Sees this, Ox-Head cannot bear give the thumbs-up to whisper to Yu Huifei: Flamboyant, this has not been serious the status of opposite party completely.” 看到这一幕,牛头都忍不住对余会非竖起了大拇指嘀咕道:“牛逼啊,这是完全没把对方的身份当回事啊。” Horse-Face said: Jokes aside, trading is I, I do not dare. Hits, actually has nothing, is at least passable. However, this motherfucking is woman of one generation of god kings, this hangs, rather hit the face on some...... Little Yu this guts, was OK.” 马面道:“说真的,换了是我,我都不敢。打一顿,其实没啥,至少说得过去。但是,这tm可是一代神王的女人,这吊起来,未免就有些太打脸了……小鱼这胆量,可以了。” White Impermanence said: Little Yu this fellow seemingly instigates compels, but really does, that is a stubborn donkey. The opposite party did not admit defeat, counted on him to be soft, that was impossible.” 白无常道:“小鱼这家伙看起来怂的一逼,但是真做起来,那就是一头犟驴。对方不服软,指望他软,那是不可能的。” A say/way of Black Impermanence face appreciation: I thought that Little Yu was not very ruthless, changes me to bury her directly. When Zeus comes the important person time digs again, he has the method to resurrect she...... we is also free from worry in any case like this.” 黑无常则一脸欣赏的道:“我觉得小鱼还不够狠,换了我直接把她埋了。等宙斯来要人的时候再挖出来,反正他有法子复活她……这样我们也省心。” Hears this saying, White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face three people like looking at fool looks at Black Impermanence saying: „Do you want to make war?” 听到这话,白无常牛头马面三人如同看傻逼似的看着黑无常道:“你这是想开战吧?” Black Impermanence indifferent say/way: That hits, who feared who?” 黑无常无所谓的道:“那就打呗,谁怕谁啊?” People speechless, they discovered, absolutely does not have the means and this gruff goods communicates at this matter. 众人一阵无语,他们发现,完全没办法和这憨货在这件事上沟通。 Yu Huifei, do you...... you want to lead to a war?” Hera looks that following Yu Huifei said. 余会非,你……你想引起一场战争么?”赫拉看着下面的余会非道。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei thinks otherwise: Do not frighten me, but, you frighten me is also useless. Is your family man brazen-faced and shameless comes to my your stopper, since came, you must observe my custom. You violated the custom, I punish you, perfectly justified. This matter, the absolute monarch came, I also occupy the principle!” 余会非不以为然的道:“你可别吓唬我啊,不过,你吓唬我也没用。是你家男人死皮赖脸的把你塞到我这来的,既然来了,你就得遵守我的规矩。你犯了规矩,我惩罚你,天经地义。这事儿,天王老子来了,我也占理!” Hears this saying, Hera was silent. 听到这话,赫拉沉默了。 Yu Huifei said: Let alone, you determined that Zeus also does have the sentiment to you? On your viper feelings,...... you said you not at home, can Zeus that old boy the incarnation seeder? When you go back, he was also perhaps many various several hundred skin color, various grotesque children.” 余会非道:“更何况,你确定宙斯对你还有感情么?就你这蛇蝎心肠,啧啧……你说你没在家的时候,宙斯那老小子会不会化身播种机啊?等你回去的时候,没准他又多了几百号各种肤色,各种奇形怪状的孩子了。” Hera hears this saying, the body trembles, angry say/way: Shut up!” 赫拉听到这话,身子一颤,怒道道:“闭嘴!” Yu Huifei smiles , to continue to eat the spicy strip. 余会非笑了笑,继续吃辣条。 Rumble...... 咕噜噜…… This in the evening, Yu Huifei hung Hera one in the evening, his oneself also ate a evening's thing. 这一晚上,余会非吊了赫拉一晚上,他自己也吃了一晚上的东西。 What sauce bone and dry/does pot duck head and so on, so long as the fragrance is strong, he has not stopped. 什么酱骨头、干锅鸭头之类的,只要香味浓的,他就没停下过。 In has money now in any case, Yu Huifei does not miss this change. 反正现在手里有钱了,余会非不差这点小钱。 However Hera was uncomfortable, this she understands in the evening finally what is experiences one day like a year! 但是赫拉就难受了,这一晚上她终于明白了什么叫度日如年! Next morning, Yu Huifei looks at to chat: What's wrong? Works well , to continue to be restless with me?” 第二天早上,余会非看着赫拉道:“咋样?好好干活,还是继续跟我闹腾啊?” Hera as if iron core must with the Yu Huifei dead bar, cold snort/hum, has turned head not to look at Yu Huifei. 赫拉似乎铁了心要跟余会非死杠到底了,冷哼一声,扭过头去不看余会非 Yu Huifei had a yawn: You continue to hang, I ate meal.” 余会非打了个哈欠:“那你就继续吊着吧,我吃饭去了。” Hera lowers the head, did not speak. 赫拉低着头,不吭声。 No matter Yu Huifei also she, went to the front courtyard to eat meal directly. 余会非也不管她,直接去前院吃饭了。 Has the breakfast time, Li dynasty and Wang Shuo came, these two fellow eyes with thief, one in the restaurant sweep randomly. 吃早餐的时候,李朝和王硕来了,这两个家伙眼睛就跟贼似的,在餐厅里一顿乱扫。 In hearing Hera after this has the breakfast, this face shuts out after looking at gruel and brined vegetable on table, went out to eat. 在听说赫拉没在这吃早餐后,这才一脸嫌弃的看了一眼桌子上的粥和咸菜后出去吃去了。 Goes out asked one: Yesterday did some people hit my head?” 只是出门的时候问了一句:“昨天是不是有人打我脑袋了?” Finally everyone collective shakes the head, said does not have, does not know. 结果大家集体摇头,都说没有,不知道。 Two people hold a lot of doubts and go out depressed. 两人揣着一肚子的疑惑和郁闷出去了。 Those who make two people very more depressed is, over the following one day, they will not have seen Hera. 让两人十分更郁闷的是,接下来的一天,他们都没看到赫拉。 Also has to want the passing backyard to have a look, but that big black dog lies in that they go to him to grimace, frightens two people not to dare to pass. 也不是没想过去后院看看,但是那条大黑狗趴在那,他们一去他就呲牙咧嘴的,吓得两人不敢过去。 Wang Shuo regarding this very depressed, points at Howling Celestial Dog to scold: Hey, your dead dog, a father day 1000 rented you, gives you Maotai to drink, gives you China to pull out, various types delicious is feeding, do you repay me?” 王硕对此十分的郁闷,指着哮天犬骂道:“嘿,你个死狗,老子一天一千块租了你,给你茅台喝,给你中华抽着,各种好吃的喂着,你就这么报答我啊?” Finally Howling Celestial Dog throws to his one gnaws a meat no bone, seemed saying: Also you.” 结果哮天犬扔给他一根啃得一丝肉都没有的骨头,仿佛在说:“还你。” Wang Shuo air/Qi stubbornly is drawing Li dynasty, is roaring to Howling Celestial Dog: Be not blocking me, I must kill this dog today!” 王硕气得死死的拉着李朝,对哮天犬吼着:“别拦着我,我今天非打死这狗不行!” Li dynasty doom is pulling Wang Shuo's hand, shouting: Your do not pull I, you are wanting on you on, do you draw me to do?” 李朝死命的扯着王硕的手,叫嚷着:“你别拉着我,你要上你就上,你拉着我干什么啊?” Howling Celestial Dog sees this, two, after giving them a supercilious look, lies in that directly, did not respond them. 哮天犬见此,两眼一番,给了他们一个白眼后,直接趴在那,根本不搭理他们了。 Wang Shuo sees this, came air/Qi, got angry: Dead dog, do you also dare to roll the eyes? Believed the grandfather to cook you?” 王硕见此,更来气了,怒道:“死狗,你还敢翻白眼?信不信爷爷把你炖了?” Howling Celestial Dog one hear, was not feeling well, sets out suddenly, bellows: woof!” 哮天犬一听,不爽了,猛然起身,大吼一声:“汪!” Wang Shuo who the next quarter, just also incomparably clamored flamboyant ran away, Li Chao sees this to follow to run, vanished in the line of sight of Howling Celestial Dog instantaneously. 下一刻,刚刚还无比牛逼叫嚣的王硕撒腿就跑了,李朝见此跟着跑,瞬间就消失在哮天犬的视线当中了。 Regarding this, Howling Celestial Dog shook the head, whispered: Two fools......” 对此,哮天犬摇摇头,嘀咕了一句:“两傻逼……” Two people three days of deadline had arrived, in the evening cannot live in Ninth Floor, naturally goes out, finds the place to live. 两人三天期限已经到了,晚上就不能住九楼了,自然是出了门,找地方住去了。 Suddenly, in Ninth Floor was only left over the oneself person, Yu Huifei and the others can be unscrupulous. 一时间,九楼里只剩下了自己人,余会非等人又可以肆无忌惮了。 At nightfall, Yu Huifei was satiated with food and wine, taking a stroll returned to the backyard, raises head to look also hangs in that is pale, face weak appearance chats: Yeah, clothing/taking?” 入夜,余会非吃饱喝足了,溜溜达达的回到了后院,仰头看着还吊在那,脸色苍白,一脸虚弱模样的赫拉道:“哎,服了么?” Snort!” Hera cold snort/hum, has turned head. “哼!”赫拉冷哼一声,扭过头去。 Yu Huifei curls the lip saying: Ok, whom we look at to be able anti- anyone.” 余会非撇撇嘴道:“行,那咱们就看谁能抗的过谁。” Then, Yu Huifei must walk. 说完,余会非又要走。 Sees this, Hera asked: You did not fear that starved to death me?” 看到这一幕,赫拉问道:“你就不怕把我饿死了?” Yu Huifei said: Relax, even on average person hungry two days are still all right. Let alone your system was better than is too more than average person, it is estimated that was hungry your ten days eight days of being all right.” 余会非道:“放心,就算是普通人饿上两天也没事儿。更何况你的体制比普通人好太多了,估计饿你个十天八天的都没事。” Hera looks at the Yu Huifei increasingly estranged back, wanted to open mouth the compromise to bear several times finally. 赫拉看着余会非渐行渐远的背影,几次想要张嘴妥协最终都忍住了。 Third day the morning, Yu Huifei comes out, looks at Hera to ask: What's wrong? Thought through?” 第三天早上,余会非出来的时候,看着赫拉问道:“咋样?想通了么?” Hera has turned head not to respond Yu Huifei. 赫拉扭过头去不搭理余会非 Yu Huifei raises up a thumb saying: Conceited, arrogance! You continue to insist, must insist, do not let me look down upon you.” 余会非竖起一根大拇指道:“牛气,傲气!那您就继续坚持着,一定要坚持住啊,可别让我瞧不起你。” Yu Huifei went out to have the breakfast. 余会非出去吃早饭了。 That night, Yu Huifei took one to roast the mutton leg to sit under elm, raised head to look at to chat: You planned dies to knock with me.” 这天晚上,余会非拿着一个烤羊腿坐在了榆树下,仰头看着赫拉道:“你这是打算跟我死磕到底啊。” Hera has not spoken, but the belly actually non-stop in that rumble is calling. 赫拉没说话,但是肚子却在那不停的咕噜噜的叫着。 Yu Huifei tears down keeps the mutton leg meat of oil to throw into the mouth together, the big mouth is chewing, the corners of the mouth are hanging the mutton fat, the cumin and hot pepper are sending out the charming fragrance under the high temperature. 余会非撕下一块留着油的羊腿肉扔进嘴里,大口嘴嚼着,嘴角挂着羊油,孜然和辣椒在高温下散发着迷人的香味。 Hera could not bear swallow a saliva. 赫拉忍不住咽了口口水。 Yu Huifei said: „To eat?” 余会非道:“想吃么?” Hera cold snort/hum: I will not admit defeat to you.” 赫拉冷哼:“我是不会向你服软的。” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: Where comes so many idle talk? I am held responsible you, wants to eat.” 余会非白了他一眼道:“哪来那么多废话?我是问你,想不想吃。” Hera swallowed a canal: Thinks......” 赫拉咽了口口水道:“想……” Yu Huifei said: Thinks that I will not eat to you.” 余会非道:“想我也不会给你吃。” Hera seems to have had long known that he will say, but sneers, did not say, in the look is completely the color of despising. 赫拉似乎早就知道他会如此说,只是冷笑,却不接话,眼神里尽是鄙夷之色。 At this time, Yu Huifei took up a box from the nearby: You hungry 2-3 days, suddenly eats the greasy thing, it is estimated that vomits immediately, even possibly creates other problems. The mutton leg cannot eat, but, the lean meat gruel can drink.” 这时候,余会非从边上拿起一个餐盒来:“你饿了2-3天了,突然吃油腻的东西,估计会立刻呕吐,甚至可能造成其他的毛病。羊腿是不能吃了,不过,瘦肉粥可以喝点。” Then, Yu Huifei stepped on the stool to stand and Hera equally high altitude. 说完,余会非踩着凳子站到了和赫拉一样高的高度。 Yu Huifei scooped up one spoon of lean meat gruel to hand over. 余会非舀了一勺瘦肉粥递了过去。 Hera stares is staring at Yu Huifei, asked: What trick do you want to brush?” 赫拉直勾勾的盯着余会非,问道:“你想刷什么花招?” Yu Huifei cut a sound said: What trick can also? In the gruel prescribes medicine, the aphrodisiac, you drank up me with you, when the time comes you lead more than ten 20 babies to return to Mount Olympus, is that very certainly magnificent?” 余会非切了一声道:“还能啥花招?粥里下了药,春药,你喝完了我就跟你啪啪啪,到时候你带着十几二十个娃娃重回奥林匹斯山,那一定很壮观吧?” As soon as Hera listens, frightened quickly grasping the meaning of something: You...... do not go too far!” 赫拉一听,吓了一个激灵:“你……你不要太过分了!” Yu Huifei was happy immediately, oneself first drank one. 余会非顿时乐了,自己先喝了一口。 Chats: „Do you play me? In the gruel doesn't have the medicine?” 赫拉道:“你耍我?粥里没有药?” Yu Huifei shakes the head: Has the medicine, your my one, was drinks the medicine to add to the fun.” 余会非摇头:“有药,你我一人一口,算是喝药助兴了。” I...... I fought you!” Hera must bite to Yu Huifei. “我……我跟你拼了!”赫拉就要咬向余会非 A Yu Huifei ladle forces in her mouth. 余会非一勺子塞进她嘴里。 Hera feels nauseated immediately, Yu Huifei said: Does not have the poison, relax., Aphrodite you were really more attractive, I have not bumped her. You thought that I will be interesting about you? Little unrequited love.” 赫拉立刻就要吐出来,余会非道:“没毒,放心吧。真是的,阿芙洛狄忒比你漂亮多了,我都没碰她。你觉得我会对你有意思么?少自作多情了。” Hera stares, her mouth is also holding in the mouth the ladle, the big eye stares is staring at Yu Huifei, seemed saying: What you said is real?” 赫拉一愣,她嘴里还叼着勺子呢,大眼睛直勾勾的盯着余会非,仿佛在说:“你说的是真的?” Yu Huifei said: Eats, I do not think you starved to death, no one continued dead to knock with me. Without other meaning, you refuel to eat, then we continue compared with the endurance......” 余会非道:“吃吧,我只是不想你饿死了,没人跟我继续死磕到底了。没别的意思,你加油吃,然后咱们继续比耐力……” Hera cold snort/hum: I die to knock with you!” 赫拉冷哼一声:“我跟你死磕到底!” Then Hera started to sip gruel, very tasteful, small mouth slightly that but she drank, as if drank was not the gruel, but is judging tea. 然后赫拉开始喝粥了,只不过她喝的十分讲究,小口微张,仿佛喝的不是粥而是在品茶似的。 Yu Huifei two turn said: Eldest sister, did you leave the line at this time that tasteful not? Also does not have the bystander, can we select the mouth greatly not?” 余会非两眼一翻道:“大姐,都这时候了你就别那么讲究了行不?又没外人,咱能大点口不?” Vulgar!” Hera gave a Yu Huifei appraisal. “粗鄙!”赫拉给了余会非一个评价。 Yu Huifei curls the lip saying: Looks......, but, since you who your saying said thought that I was vulgar, if I not vulgar, am unfair to you probably.” 余会非撇撇嘴道:“瞧你这话说的……不过,既然你都觉得我粗鄙了,我要是不粗鄙一下,好像对不起你啊。” Then, Yu Huifei forced in her mouth the ladle directly, after the rice gruel goes but in actually, pulled out, at all not to the opportunity that she chews carefully. 然后,余会非直接将勺子塞进了她嘴里,将米粥倒进去后就拔了出来,根本不给她细嚼慢咽的机会。 Several ladles get down, one bowl of gruel getting down half. 十几勺子下去,一碗粥就下去一半了。 Yu Huifei has a look at the quantity of gruel, jumps down the stool say/way: „The first feed, not too drinks too, first this suitably one time.” 余会非看看粥的数量,跳下凳子道:“第一次进食,不太适合一次性喝太多,先这样吧。” Then Yu Huifei sits below , to continue to eat the mutton leg. 然后余会非就坐在下面,继续吃羊腿。 In the belly had food, there is a water, Hera's state of mind was obviously good. 肚子里有了食物,也有了水,赫拉的精神状态明显好了一些。 Her pair of pupil partly is narrowing the eyes, looks that following Yu Huifei said: What do you actually want to make?” 她一双眸子半眯着,看着下面的余会非道:“你到底想做什么?” Yu Huifei said: It‘s nothing...... I want to study you, studying you are cruel and merciless, but suddenly discovered, I am too difficult to learn.” 余会非道:“没什么……我想学你,学你心狠手辣,但是忽然发现,我学不来。” Hera sneers saying: Because you are only a mortal, you are unable to understand the thought of god.” 赫拉冷笑道:“因为你只是个凡人,你无法理解神的思想。” Yu Huifei shakes the head: „It is not able to understand, but is disinclined to understand. My thinking mode, making me have many friend of life, had the harmonious happy family...... my side to fill warm, why I must understand one ice-cold, the ideological way of lonely god?” 余会非摇头:“不是无法理解,而是懒得理解。我的思维方式,让我拥有了很多过命的朋友,拥有和谐美好的家庭……我身边充满了温暖,我为什么要去理解一个冰冷的、孤独的神的思想方式呢?” Speaking of this, Yu Huifei raises head to look at Hera, say/way one word at a time: „ I am too difficult to learn you, because in my heart still had the warmth. 说到这,余会非仰头看着赫拉,一字一顿的道:“我学不来你,因为我心中尚有温暖。 I am too difficult to learn you, because I believe that this world is sunny. 我学不来你,因为我相信这个世界充满阳光。 I am too difficult to learn you, because I know person who I am one have the temperature . 我学不来你,因为我知道我是一个有温度的人,。 I am too difficult to learn you, is unable to understand, is only...... 我学不来你,不是无法理解,只是…… Is disinclined to understand! 懒得理解! Disdains to understand! ” 不屑去理解!” Then, Yu Huifei had a yawn saying: Night, good night.” 说完,余会非打了个哈欠道:“夜深了,晚安。” Yu Huifei walked. 余会非走了。 Only leaves behind Hera to hang on that tree, two are in a daze. 只留下赫拉挂在那树上,两眼发呆。 When Yu Huifei returned to the room, after the light goes out, backyard thorough went black in the middle. 余会非回到了房间里,灯光熄灭后,后院彻底的陷入了黑暗当中。 When moon jumps from the cloud layer, sprinkles to wipe the silver brilliance, the courtyard illuminated some light shadow. 当月亮从云层里跳出来,洒出一抹银色的光辉,将院落里照出了些许的光影。 Hera looks at the ground, branch seal drags in the shadow of ground with the wind, she is speechless for a very long time. 赫拉看着地上,树枝印在地上的影子随风摇曳,她久久无语。 Day quick bright time, Hera's long putting out one breath: Yeah......” 天快亮的时候,赫拉长长的吐出一口气:“哎……” In that morning, Li dynasty and Wang Shuo early ran over, no matter finally Yu Huifei two people said anything, but smiling led the person to throw them. 这天早上,李朝和王硕早早的就跑过来,结果余会非不管两人说什么,只是一脸微笑的带着人将他们扔了出去。 Leaves behind one: Four days later comes.” 留下一句:“四天后再来。” Li dynasty and Wang Shuo Station yelled in the entrance: Yu Huifei, you went too far! Without you provides the service like this, then gives you poor evaluation!” 李朝和王硕站在门口大叫道:“余会非,你太过分了啊!没有你这样提供服务的,回头给你差评!” Finally listens to Yu Huifei saying: You give me poor evaluation, I did not make you come. Hera in my, you wants to catch the opportunity, first makes up the high praise.” 结果就听余会非道:“你给我差评,我就不让你们进来了。赫拉在我这,你们想要争取机会,还是先把好评补上吧。” You......” two people immediately for it illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy. “你……”两人顿时为之气结。 At this time, has other two ancestors to collect: Aiyu, two were, how thrown?” 这时候,已经有其他的二世祖凑上来了:“哎呦,两位,咋被扔出来了?” Two did, three days, succeed in obtaining? Touched to the small hand? Won't have the progress?” “两位,三天了,到手了么?摸到小手了么?不会毫无进展吧?” Li dynasty, you were not it seems like good.” “李朝,看来你们不行啊。” ...... …… Li dynasty and Wang Shuo, as soon as listened, immediately was anxious. 李朝和王硕一听,顿时急了。 Li Chao dao: You do not know!” 李朝道:“你们知道个屁!” Wang Shuo dao: Yes, you do not know!” 王硕道:“就是,你们知道个屁!” We are anything do not know, but can also see the sound in gate occasionally, couple of days ago that foreign little girl, was really attractive. I said, your progress won't really have? “我们是啥也不知道,不过偶尔也能看到门里的动静,前两天那外国妞,真漂亮啊。我说,你们两个不会真的一点进展都没有吧? Incorrect words, to brothers letting position, do we try? ” Some people called out. 不行的话,给兄弟们让让位置,我们试试呗?”有人叫道。 Wang Shuo dao: Gets the hell out, I reserved one month of room, I came out, the pit is also a father. You, squat outside wait to see the elder brother to bring her home.” 王硕道:“滚蛋,我订了一个月的房间,我出来了,坑也是老子的。你们啊,就蹲在外面等着看哥抱得美人归吧。” Li Chao dao: You want to be many, the beautiful woman is my.” 李朝道:“你想多了,美人是我的。” My!” “我的!” My!” “我的!” Two fellow noisy going far away. 两个家伙吵吵闹闹的远去了。 What's wrong? Can speak well?” Yu Huifei looks at Hera. “咋样?能好好说话了么?”余会非看着赫拉。 Hera shot a look at his one eyes, cold snort/hum a sound said: You want to make me admit defeat, that is impossible.” 赫拉瞥了他一眼,冷哼一声道:“你想让我服软,那是不可能的。” Yu Huifei nods: You continue to refuel.” 余会非点头:“那你继续加油。” Also hung for two days, Hera is two days of water not completely, some whole person prostrations. 又挂了两天,赫拉又是两天点水未尽,整个人都有些虚脱了。 On early in the morning, Yu Huifei asked again: What's wrong?” 大早上的,余会非再次问道:“咋样?” Chats: „ Yu Huifei, you are hanging me like this, is what skill? I admitted defeat even, do you believe? 赫拉道:“余会非,你这样挂着我,算什么本事?我就算服软了,你信么? Has the skill, you put me to get down. 有本事,你放我下去。 I who if you can say approve your view, I admitted defeat. 你若是能说的我认同你的说法,我就服软。 If your impossible, do not bustle about white/in vain. ” 若是你做不到,你就别白忙乎了。” Yu Huifei smilingly looks at to chat: You are not obedient, do you do? Adds to the chaos to me? Ok, you are hanging.” 余会非笑眯眯的看着赫拉道:“你不听话,你下来干啥?给我添乱啊?算了,你还是挂着吧。”
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