TRRLB :: Volume #2

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After two people look one, finally collects, gave back to Hera the broom and stamp. 两人对望一眼后,最终凑过来,把扫把和戳子还给了赫拉。 Hera is not angry, stood naturally, takes up the broom to start to sweep the floor, although the technique is very unfamiliar, but can look, she is very earnest. The key point is, she as if sweeps the floor regarding oneself, does not repel, instead is very confident...... 赫拉也不生气,大方的站了起来,拿起扫把就开始扫地,虽然手法很生疏,但是看得出来,她还是很认真的。重点是,她似乎对于自己扫地,并不排斥,反而十分坦然…… Saw that Hera can also calm down, Yu Huifei a little admired this woman. 看到赫拉还沉得住气,余会非有点佩服这个女人了。 As if of that day one post-war, the innermost feelings of this woman had the huge change, became a little can take up to put down. 似乎那天的一战后,这个女人的内心发生了巨大的变化,变得有点拿得起放得下了。 However later Yu Huifei remembers Aphrodite's bitter experience, thinks that cruel and merciless of this woman, some Yu Huifei sympathies at heart and admired also disappear. 不过随后余会非就想起阿芙洛狄忒的遭遇来,想到这个女人的心狠手辣,余会非心里的些许同情和佩服也就消失了。 He knows, Hera's honest is only a seeking perfection compromise, not really transferring nature. 他知道,赫拉的老实只是一种求全的妥协,并非真的转性了。 Facing Hera, Yu Huifei also the first time had the feeling of when Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief, he touches the chin, pondering over: It seems like the medicine is not heavy! Also must continue! Otherwise she went back constantly, to fall my Reformation Bureau power and prestige? Disgraced cannot throw other world.” 面对赫拉,余会非也是第一次有了当劳改局局长的感觉,他摸摸下巴,琢磨着:“看来药还是不够重啊!还得继续!否则她原封不动的回去了,岂不是落了我劳改局的威风?丢人可不能丢其他世界去啊。” Thinks of this, Yu Huifei narrowed the eye, anything had not said how ponders over to revise the three views of this woman, while is carrying the bucket and cleaning rag walks. 想到此,余会非眯了眯眼睛,什么都没说,一边琢磨着如何修正这女人的三观,一边拎着水桶和抹布走了。 Li Kuan looks at the Yu Huifei back, chats to: Younger sister, this boy went too far. Or you follow me, our family/home also has the hotel, you go to that to do. How do I give you to arrange the great hall manager to do?” 李宽看着余会非的背影,对赫拉道:“妹子,这小子太过分了。要不你跟我走吧,我们家也有酒店,你去那干。我给你安排个大堂经理干咋样?” Goes to my, I give you to arrange an idle difference, Vice-president!” Wang Shuo is shouting. “去我那,我给你安排个闲差,副总!”王硕喊着。 Then two fellows drive up the price...... 然后两个家伙就是一路哄抬物价…… Yu Huifei shakes the head secretly, the heart said that hard Kui are not the national presidents, otherwise Hera can do the vice president directly. 余会非暗自摇头,心说辛亏两人不是国家总统,否则赫拉能直接干副总统了。 Undermines a wall as for two people, Yu Huifei is a point does not care, if they have the skill, poaches although. However Yu Huifei believes, depends on them two, the percentage hundred are hopeless. 至于两人挖墙脚,余会非是一点也不在意,他们要是有本事,尽管挖走。但是余会非相信,就凭他们两,百分百没戏。 Waits for Yu Huifei to come back, Wang Shuo is cleaning the table, Li dynasty is lying on the window cleans the window. 余会非回来的时候,王硕正在擦桌子,李朝正趴在窗户上擦窗户呢。 Yu Huifei sees here, is one speechless. 余会非看到这里,也是一阵无语啊。 Meanwhile, his feeling even more, female criminal undergoing reform-through-labor in creation value, as if compared with male criminal undergoing reform-through-labor high...... 同时,他越发的觉得,女劳改犯在创造价值上,似乎比男劳改犯高…… Looks that two fellows work dry/does going all out such, Yu Huifei cough. 看着两个家伙干活干的这么卖力,余会非干咳一声。 Two people with receiving an electric shock, abandoned the thing hastily, jumps the ground, pulls out the cell phone, snort/hum the song, my anything does not have the dry/does appearance, the taking a stroll returning room. 两人就跟触电了似的,连忙扔下东西,跳到地上,掏出手机,哼着小曲,一副我啥也没干的样子,溜溜达达的回房间去了。 Sees the instigation types of these two fellows, Yu Huifei was thorough reassurance. 看到这两家伙的怂样,余会非算是彻底的放心了。 He also many a little worried that before these two fellows play the guest temperament, installs the most garlic, seizing the chance to occupy Hera to be cheap. 他之前还多少有点担心这两个家伙耍客人脾气,装大半蒜,趁机占赫拉便宜呢。 After all in the television, in the novel, presents such two ancestors to bully a lot, or seizes the chance to profit at the expense of the state. 毕竟电视里,小说里,没少出现这样的二世祖仗势欺人,或者趁机揩油。 However obviously these two two ancestors, obviously want the custom many. 不过显然这两个二世祖,明显要规矩的多。 They play grieving, the heart of no revere, no custom, but not really underhanded. 他们只是玩心重,没什么敬畏之心,也没啥规矩,但是并非真的下作。 However, Yu Huifei felt suddenly, they might as well are mean! 不过,余会非忽然觉得,他们还不如下作点呢! This licks the stance of dog, looked he is uncomfortable. 这舔狗的姿态,看的他都难受。 The lunch is Cowherd does, although the Cowherd craftsmanship cannot compare Howling Celestial Dog, but compares is not bad with Yu Huifei. 午饭是牛郎做的,牛郎的手艺虽然比不上哮天犬,但是和余会非比起来也不差了。 The flavor that especially the farm food practices of some another world, make is distinctive. 尤其是一些另一个世界的农家菜做法,做出来的味道别具一格。 Had the lunch, finished eating ran. 吃了午饭,吃完的都跑了。 Yu Huifei looks at front Hera. 余会非看着面前的赫拉。 Chats: „Do you look at me to do?” 赫拉道:“你看我干嘛?” Yu Huifei puts down the tableware say/way: Eldest sister, should tidy up the table to pick the tableware.” 余会非放下碗筷道:“大姐,该收拾桌子捡碗筷了。” Hera is staring a big eye, looks at Yu Huifei. 赫拉瞪着一双大眼睛,看着余会非 Yu Huifei said: This is your living, you take a look at me is also useless.” 余会非道:“这就是你的活,你瞅我也没用。” Hera clenches teeth, obediently and honestly carried the tableware to walk. 赫拉一咬牙,老老实实的端着碗筷走了。 Finally on the halfway works as the life, the dish bowl broke to pieces place. 结果半路上哐当一生,碟子碗碎了一地。 After Yu Huifei shot a look at one, light say/way: Dinner did not have.” 余会非瞥了一眼后,淡淡的道:“晚饭没了。” Hera gets angry: „Amn't I intentionally?” 赫拉怒道:“我又不是故意的?” Yu Huifei smiled: You with me reasonable?” 余会非笑了:“你是在跟我讲道理么?” Chats: Right, I with you reasonable.” 赫拉道:“对,我就是在跟你讲道理。” Yu Huifei raises head to look at Heavenly Way: Good, you have a look at this are anything.” 余会非仰头看着天道:“那好,你看看这是什么。” Yu Huifei put out Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief Token to come in front of Hera to shake shaking. 余会非拿出劳改局局长令牌来在赫拉面前晃了晃。 Hera gets angry: You except for using power forcing I, what do you also meet?” 赫拉怒道:“你除了用权力压我,你还会什么?” Yu Huifei thinks, a villains holding sway appearance, said with a smile badly: I can also form cliques punches you, will also calumniate somebody to superiors, wears the small shoes. Do you want to try?” 余会非想了想,一副小人得志的样子,坏笑道:“我还会拉帮结伙的揍你,还会打小报告,穿小鞋。你想试试么?” You...... you are shameless!” Hera really fire. “你……你无耻!”赫拉真的火了。 Yu Huifei said: Shameless, wants to try? For example, all right makes one urinate on your bed, or makes you live in Firewood Room simply? It is not right, we have the kennel, although inside is lying a becoming known wild boar, but you can also force one's way in......” 余会非道:“还有更无耻的呢,想试试么?例如,没事的时候让人在你床上撒泡尿,又或者干脆让你住柴房?不对,咱们有狗窝,虽然里面趴着一头大白野猪,但是你也能挤进去……” You...... you......” Hera air/Qi results in the whole body to shake: „Do you think come to blows?” “你……你……”赫拉气得浑身直抖:“你又想干架么?” Yu Huifei languid say/way: „ My this is Reformation Bureau, is not the benefits bureau, you come my, naturally is endures hardships. Also, you did not treat the person who these you cannot get used to seeing initially? 余会非懒洋洋的道:“我这是劳改局,不是福利局,你来我这,当然是来遭罪的了。再说了,你当初不就是这么对待那些你看不惯的人的么? My this most is learns from you, salutes to you. 我这最多算是向你学习,向你致敬。 What's wrong? I study also good? 咋样?我学的还行吧? Once for a while does the especially qualify work as a big evil person? 时不时特别适合当个大恶人? Is the unique talent? ” 是不是特有天赋?” Hera looks at Yu Huifei furiously, quite a while has not said the words obstinately. 赫拉气哼哼的看着余会非,愣是半天没说出话来。 At this time Li dynasty jumped, got angry: Yu Huifei you bullied the person!” 这时候李朝蹦了出来,怒道:“余会非你太欺负人了!” Cowherd arrives at his front, asked: What did you say?” 牛郎走到他的面前,问道:“你说啥?” Li Chao raises head to look at this great man (Han), swallowed a saliva saying: I...... I went back to sleep, good night.” 李朝仰头看着这个巨汉,咽了口唾沫道:“我……我回去睡觉了,晚安。” Yu Huifei is having a look at high noon Sun, shakes the head, is disinclined to respond this to compel funny. 余会非看看着正午的太阳,摇摇头,懒得搭理这逗逼。 Hera saw the final straw to grasp not to have, can only clench teeth, turns around to go to the kitchen. 赫拉见最后的救命稻草都没了,只能一咬牙,转身去厨房了。 Yu Huifei said: Asked you to leave?” 余会非道:“让你走了么?” Hera then gets angry: How do you also want?” 赫拉回头怒道:“你还想怎样?” Yu Huifei kicked a fragment of bowl and dish of foot ground saying: Swept cleanly . Moreover, this greased you who incited also to scratch cleanly. Otherwise incurs the ant, dirtier......” 余会非踢了一脚地上的碗、碟子的碎片道:“扫干净了,另外,这地上油滋滋的你也得擦干净了。否则招蚂蚁,更脏……” Hera looks at Yu Huifei, that look is the incomparable hatred, incomparable dislike. 赫拉看着余会非,那眼神是无比的痛恨,无比的厌恶。 If not Hera also has many scruples, she really wants to throw up one's job to escape from prison now. 如果不是赫拉心里还有很多顾忌,她现在真的想撂挑子越狱了。 Finally, Hera squats, started to tidy up the ground the bowl and small dish fragment. 最终,赫拉蹲下去,开始收拾地上的碗、碟碎片了。 Yu Huifei sees this, showed a faint smile, turns around to depart. 余会非见此,微微一笑,转身离去了。 Arrived the backyard, White Impermanence said: Little Yu, did you do that are too much? Kills people not the excessive point place, you insulted her purely.” 到了后院,白无常道:“小鱼,你这么做是不是有点过了?杀人不过头点地,你这是纯粹侮辱她啊。” Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others are very simple people, has a grudge to revenge resentful seeking vengeance, is trading the behavior of method insult, they do not like. 黑白无常牛头马面等人都是十分干脆的人,有仇报仇有怨报怨,换着法子侮辱的行为,他们不太喜欢。 Yu Huifei visits them to ask: „Did you say? What to do? Killed directly?” 余会非看着他们问道:“那你们说呢?咋整?直接杀了?” Several people definitely are shake the head, others are also day of one generation of god clans later, position in that. 几个人肯定是摇头的,人家好歹也是一代神族的天后,地位在那呢。 Also, Reformation Bureau is Reformation Bureau, is not the prison. Reformed to here, is not to bring death. 再说了,劳改局就是劳改局,又不是监狱。到了这里只是改过,不是来送死的。 Yu Huifei does not have that high jurisdiction...... 余会非也没那么高的权限…… Yu Huifei follows saying: Ok, so many doubts of other one by one. You thought that I do have that leisurely mood to play the disgusting person with her?” 余会非跟着道:“行了,别一个个的那么多疑惑了。你们觉得我是有那闲心跟她玩恶心的人么?” The people think, shakes the head in abundance. 众人想了想,纷纷摇头。 Yu Huifei is a lazy person, this fellow will not toss about the person absolutely. 余会非是个懒人,这家伙绝对不会这么折腾人。 What previous tossing about was Aphrodite, the result is Aphrodite from the life low point. 上一个折腾的是阿芙洛狄忒,结果是阿芙洛狄忒从人生低谷中走了出来。 Such a thinks, Black Impermanence said: Little Yu, what wicked scheme won't you hit?” 这么一想,黑无常道:“小鱼,你不会又打什么鬼主意呢吧?” Horse-Face said: „Don't you want to cross melted her?” 马面道:“你不会是想渡化了她吧?” Yu Huifei white their eyes said: What thinks? I make her understand, retributive justice. How she suffered others before, suffered her to my. Also makes her understand, what feeling these were depended upon the person who bullies by her are. As for how her to think, I really do not have to ponder. Crosses the evil person...... to consider as finished, I am not idle.” 余会非白了他们一眼道:“想什么呢?我只是让她明白,因果报应而已。她之前怎么折磨别人,到了我这就这么折磨她。也让她明白一下,那些被她仗势欺负的人是什么样的感觉。至于,她怎么想,我真没太细想过。渡恶人……算了吧,我没那么闲。” The people think that is also such truth. 众人想想也是这么个道理。 Just like Yu Huifei said that he direct has not made Hera eat meal in the evening. 正如余会非所说的,他直接晚上没让赫拉吃饭。 Hera can also calm down, sits in the nearby looks at the star, a few words did not say, waited for a meeting really not to have the food to eat, this turned around to depart. 赫拉也是沉得住气,就坐在边上看星星,一句话都不说,等了一会见真没饭吃,这才转身离去。 At this time, Yu Huifei opens the mouth: Which goes? Stands is waiting in the , why the service person is doesn't know?” 这时候,余会非开口了:“去哪啊?站在边上候着,服务员是干啥的不知道么?” Hera gets angry: Yu Huifei, you left go too far!” 赫拉怒道:“余会非,你别太过分了!” Yu Huifei smiled: „Am I excessive? I seem like, hasn't found the person to point at your nose to scold daily? Also without being all right how many big mouths pulls out your? But these, the matter that but you often handle, really compared with excessively, me be inferior to you.” 余会非笑了:“我过分么?我好像,还没找人天天指着你鼻子骂呢吧?也没没事的时候去抽你几个大嘴巴吧?而这些,可是你经常做的事情,真要比过分,我不如你。” Hera speechless...... 赫拉哑然…… Stands in the , looks Yu Huifei their ample food is eating, Hera remembers oneself had handled these things for the first time. 站在边上,看着余会非他们大鱼大肉的吃着,赫拉第一次想起了自己曾经做过的那些事情。 At that time, she so to others, how she had also once thought at that time? 当时,她也曾这般对过别人,当时她是怎么想的呢? She simply has not as if thought that she is the arrogant day later, sits well there, let alone in the eye others' misery, that person did not exist! As long as some people dare to look like just her to interrogate like that light, then hits it, heavy kills it...... 她似乎根本没想过,她是高傲的天后,端坐在那里,眼中别说别人的苦难了,就连那个人都不存在!但凡有人敢像刚刚她那般质问,轻则打之,重则杀之…… Thinks of this, Hera lowers the head, did not speak. 想到此,赫拉低着头,不吭声了。 That side, Yu Huifei squish mouth: Flavor is really good, comes Brother White, drinks one!” 那边,余会非吧唧着嘴:“味道真不错,来白哥,喝一个!” White Impermanence hehe said: This is the nice wine, walks one!” 白无常嘿嘿道:“这可是好酒啊,走一个!” Two people clink glasses, the sound is clear, the wine flutters before Hera's nose with the wind, Hera has turned head subconsciously. 两人碰杯,声音清脆悦耳,酒香随风飘到赫拉的鼻子前,赫拉下意识的扭过头去。 Finally...... 结果…… Rumble...... 咕噜噜…… Her belly protested, as the day later. When has she starved? 她的肚子抗议了,身为天后。她什么时候挨过饿? Naturally, as god time, she cannot need to eat food, absorbs the strength of Heaven and Earth then to maintain her energy balance. Her eating thing, more is the processes that enjoys that to eat...... 当然,作为神的时候,她也用不上进食,吸收天地之力即可维持自身的能量平衡。她的吃东西,更多是享受那吃的过程…… The innumerable years, she had forgotten anything is the hunger. 无数岁月了,她早就忘记了什么是饥饿。 Now, was thrown here, under a Heavenly Way blade, changes into the mortal directly. 如今,被扔到这里,天道一刀之下,直接化为凡人。 The sense of hunger raids, she only thought that happened simultaneously ashamed and resentfully. She was sending regards at heart well Yu Huifei ancestor 18 generations, is also pondering over, did these people who she suffered before, it is estimated that also scold at heart her? 久违的饥饿感袭来,她只觉得羞愤交加。她在心里好好的问候了一遍余会非祖宗十八代,同时也在琢磨着,她之前折磨的那些人,估计心里也是这么骂她的吧? At this moment, Yu Huifei said: Do not look, the ground fell many grains of cooked rice, hurried to sweep, remembered one grain not permit to remain.” 就在这时,余会非道:“别看着了,地上掉了不少饭粒,赶紧扫了吧,记住一粒都不准剩。” A time of Hera god, looks up again, this discovered, these fellows had finished eating. 赫拉一愣神的功夫,再抬头看去,这才发现,这些家伙已经吃完了。 Vegetable/Dish basically eaten cleanness on table, even the vegetable soup was about not to have. 桌子上的菜基本上是被吃的干干净净,连菜汤都快没了。 However some ground indeed grains of cooked rice...... 不过地上的确有些饭粒…… Hera looks at Yu Huifei ruthlessly, Yu Huifei actually as if cannot see general: Hurries, tidies up the table, I must enjoy looking at the moon in this.” 赫拉狠狠的看着余会非,余会非却仿佛看不到一般:“赶紧的,收拾好桌子,我还要在这赏月呢。” When Hera tidies up the table, starts to sweep the floor, she only listens to ka a resounding, fell with two pieces of melon seed skins. 等赫拉收拾好桌子,开始扫地的时候,她只听咔的一声脆响,跟着两片瓜子皮落了下来。 She looks up, sees only Yu Huifei several people to sit near the table is in the cracking with the teeth melon seed! 她抬头看去,只见余会非几个人坐在桌子边上正在嗑瓜子呢! This fellow does not know that is intentionally, is here throws one piece in any case, that side throws one piece. 这家伙也不知道是不是故意的,反正就是这边扔一片,那边扔一片。 In addition Black and White Impermanence, Cowherd as well as Cui Jue, several people sit in that skin with the melon seed, suddenly, the melon seed skin flies randomly...... 再加上黑白无常牛郎以及崔珏,几个人坐在那就跟瓜子去皮器似的,一时间,瓜子皮乱飞…… Hera gets angry: You...... you went too far!” 赫拉怒道:“你们……你们欺人太甚了!” Black Impermanence hehe said: Initially does not know who is must pinch us to come...... how? This compared with killing you also excessively?” 黑无常呵呵道:“当初不知道是谁要捏死我们来的……咋的?这比杀了你还过分么?” Hera gets angry: Kills people not the excessive point place, had the skill you to kill me!” 赫拉怒道:“杀人不过头点地,有本事你们杀了我!” Yu Huifei waves saying: Do not say, we are the civilized people, often kills people anything, that is the matter that the wild animal and barbaric talent handle, we do not have you is so barbaric. Relax, you cannot complete the matter, I most do not give you food to eat, then the work load doubles.” 余会非挥挥手道:“别这么说,我们都是文明人,动不动杀人什么的,那是野兽和野蛮人才做的事情,我们没你那么野蛮。放心,你做不好事情呢,我最多不给你饭吃,然后工作量加倍而已。” Hera looks at Yu Huifei with clenched jaws, say/way one word at a time: „! Meeting, not!” 赫拉咬牙切齿的看着余会非,一字一顿的道:“余!会,非!” Yu Huifei shot a look at her one eyes: What shouted? Impolite, called the boss.” 余会非瞥了她一眼:“喊啥呢?没大没小的,叫老板。” Hera air/Qi brandishes the broom to hit! 赫拉气得抡起扫把就打! Yu Huifei is sideways to avoid, then called out: Saw, this woman book of stele rubbings Bureau Chief, this was the rebellion! The crime adds first-grade, tomorrow the breakfast do not eat...... other, inflicts physical torture for a year.” 余会非一个侧身避开,然后叫道:“都看到了啊,这女人打本局长,这算是造反了啊!罪加一等,明天早饭也别吃了……另外,加刑一年。” „A year?!” Hera came for day, quick was insane. “一年?!”赫拉才来了一天,就快疯了。 Thinks that must face this bastard one year here, Hera could not bear again, must explode directly. 想到还要在这里面对这个混蛋一年,赫拉再也忍不住了,直接就要炸了。 Yu Huifei said: „ Do not be convinced, stares eyeball again, calculates that you do not know to repent, even also wants to commit murder, the crime adds first-grade! 余会非道:“你别不服气,再瞪眼珠子,算你不知悔改,甚至还想行凶,罪加一等! Believes me to add again ten years to you 20 years? ” 信不信我再给你加个十年二十年的?” Hera did not have the temperament immediately, but she eventually was a very powerful woman, although the tears spun in the eye, but bore obstinately, nods saying: Good...... one year of one year. You add, how long you love on additional how long , I am not in any case dry!” 赫拉顿时没脾气了,不过她终究是个好强的女人,虽然泪水在眼睛里打转,但是愣是忍住了,点点头道:“好……一年就一年。你加吧,你爱加多久就加多久,反正,我不干了!” Then, Hera turns around to walk toward the kitchen. 说完,赫拉转身就往厨房走。 Which goes?” Yu Huifei shouts. “去哪啊?”余会非喊道。 Chats: Eats meal!” 赫拉道:“吃饭!” „Did I make you eat?” Yu Huifei shouted. “我让你吃了么?”余会非喊。 Chats: Has the skill you to hit me?” 赫拉道:“有本事你打我啊?” One crowd of fellow to rub had the sleeve to come up...... 一群家伙撸起袖子就上去了…… Suddenly the backyard erupts a startled day war again. 一时间后院再次爆发起一阵惊天大战。 Li Kuan and Wang Shuo heard the sound to clash, finally also anything had not seen that only thought the back of the head hurt, two black anything do not know. 李宽和王硕听到动静冲了出来,结果还什么都没看到呢,只觉得后脑一疼,两眼一黑啥都不知道了。 The backyard Hera violent walks, the people of one mind, the hit master are heavily engaged, your fist my fist, faces are swollen quickly. 后院赫拉暴走,众人齐心,打的师不可开交,你一拳我一拳,一张张脸很快就肿了起来。 This everyone studied intelligently, has not entered the Third Floor opportunity to Hera. 这次大家学聪明了,没有给赫拉进三楼的机会。 Hera did not have Heaven and Earth spiritual energy to assist, the battle efficiency sharp decline did not say, the resiliency also missed. 赫拉没了天地灵气相助,战斗力锐减不说,恢复力也差了许多。 Late at night time, was seized the opportunity by everyone, it pushes to the ground, after tying hands, hung on old elm. 后半夜的时候,就被大家逮住机会,将其按倒在地,五花大绑后挂在了老榆树上。 Hera looks furiously following Yu Huifei said: Yu Huifei, you are depend the person to be many, have the skill, one-to-one!” 赫拉气哼哼的看着下面的余会非道:“余会非,你们就是仗着人多,有本事,一对一!” Yu Huifei hehe smiles, pulls out one package of spicy strip to eat while said: Right, I depend the person to be many, how place? You also had the weaponry before, our called the geomancy to transfer in turn.” 余会非呵呵一笑,掏出一包辣条来一边吃一边道:“对啊,我就仗着人多啊,咋地吧?你之前又不是没仗过,我们这叫风水轮流转。”
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