TRRLB :: Volume #2

#136: Greedy body $ 1 third


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Li dynasty and Wang Shuo said startled: Hera? Day later Hera?” 李朝和王硕愕然道:“赫拉?天后赫拉?” Yu Huifei was punched for one day and one night, black and blue, the head also faints, was disinclined the name, the direct nod said: Right, is the day later Hera.” 余会非被揍了一天一夜,鼻青脸肿的,脑袋也晕乎乎的,懒得起名字了,直接点头道:“对,就是天后赫拉。” Really, he more said, more is no one letter/believes his. 果然,他越是这么说,越是没人信他的。 Li dynasty and Wang Shuo hehe said: Boss Yu, you also really can crack a joke. Right, your face yes what's the matter?” 李朝和王硕呵呵道:“余老板,你还真能开玩笑。对了,你这脸是咋回事啊?” Yu Huifei said: Recently in the practice mixed martial arts, had just practiced.” 余会非道:“最近在练习散打,刚跟人练过。” Two people said: Flamboyant...... you are really under the initial capital, was your about to change beyond all recognition?” 两人啧啧道:“牛逼啊……你这是真下血本啊,你这都快面目全非了吧?” Yu Huifei opens the two person curious hands to say: Ok, rubbish. I rested......” 余会非打开两个人好奇的手道:“行了,别废话了。我去休息了……” Boss Yu, didn't you our lock-out, you give a view for one day and one night?” Wang Shuo called out. 余老板,你把我们关在外面一天一夜了,你也不给个说法啊?”王硕叫道。 Yu Huifei shot a look at his one eyes saying: Then I lead the younger sister to see you, line not?” 余会非瞥了他一眼道:“回头我带妹子来见你们,行不?” Two people are wild with joy immediately: Ok, ok, absolutely ok! Boss Yu, you rest, we also make up a makeup, haha......” 两人顿时狂喜:“行,行,绝对行!余老板,您去休息吧,我们也去补个妆,哈哈……” Sent two people, Yu Huifei went to the backyard. 打发走了两人,余会非去了后院。 Sees Hera still to twitch on the ground, the whole body electric light scurries about, changes suddenly one meter no one to dare to approach radically. 就见赫拉还在地上抽搐呢,全身电光乱窜,骤变一米根本没人敢靠近。 Yu Huifei looks that Ox-Head and wool on Horse-Face head set upright, with two big hedgehog, asked: „Is your?” 余会非看着牛头马面脑袋上的毛都竖起来了,就跟两个大刺猬似的,问道:“你们这是?” Ox-Head presses the own wool, said: Static electricity.” 牛头压了压自己的毛,道:“静电。” Yu Huifei looks again to Hera, sighed: Everyone said how to do?” 余会非再看向赫拉,叹了口气道:“大家说,咋搞?” Cowherd very simple say/way: Does not hit.” 牛郎十分干脆的道:“不打了。” Ox-Head and Horse-Face said with one voice: Although does not like her, but she can beat...... us not to plan to ask her with us mutually to trouble for one day and one night again.” 牛头马面异口同声道:“虽然不喜欢她,但是她能跟我们互殴一天一夜……我们不打算再找她麻烦了。” White Impermanence said: I do not matter.” 白无常道:“我无所谓。” Black Impermanence incomparably simple say/way: „A woman can be so strong, I admire. The beforehand matter writes off!” 黑无常无比干脆的道:“一女人能这么坚强,我佩服。之前的事情一笔勾销!” Kṣitigarbha said: I have not suffered a loss, therefore, no matter.” 地藏道:“我又没吃过亏,所以,无所谓。” Yu Huifei looks finally to Howling Celestial Dog. 余会非最后看向哮天犬 This fellow hmph hmph saying: Visits me to do? I alone cannot do her, when she violated the popular anger again, I followed everyone to punch her again together.” 这家伙哼哼道:“看我干啥?我一个人也干不过她,等她啥时候再犯众怒了,我再跟随大家一起揍她。” Then everyone looked to Yu Huifei, meant how you did think? 然后所有人都看向了余会非,意思是说,你咋想的? Yu Huifei said: I, I have no idea. You vented spleen, I did not have the temperament anxiously. Ok, then on powder......” 余会非道:“我啊,我没啥想法啊。你们解气了,我急没脾气了。行了,那就散了吧……” Two childhood, Hera's electric light contracted slowly. 两个小时候,赫拉身上的电光缓缓收缩了。 Waits for the electric light to diverge, Hera then raising the head of slowly, looking deathly pale blood-color, the eyes are not red, whole person with dying a time. 等电光散去,赫拉这才缓缓的抬起头来,脸色惨白的没有一丝血色,双眼通红,整个人就跟死过一次似的。 Yu Huifei looks at her tattered clothes, shakes the head, entered the room to look for his clothes to take came out to give Hera. 余会非看着她那破烂的衣服,摇摇头,又进屋去找了一身他的衣服拿了出来给赫拉。 Hera looks at that clothes, face indifferent receiving, went to the room to exchange. 赫拉看着那一身衣服,一脸冷漠的接了过来,去屋里换上了。 Jeans, white shirt, again in addition a spacious down clothing. 牛仔裤,白衬衫,再加上一件宽大的羽绒服。 After Hera puts on, immediately that keeping aloof day later, dropped secular world, became pig-head that could not see the stature. 当赫拉穿上后,顿时从那个高高在上的天后,跌落到了凡间,成了一个看不出身材的猪头 However that share is the day later arrogant still, but how one looks does not seem like the day later, is more like an arrogant toad to wait to eat the swan. 不过那股子属于天后的高傲依然在,只是咋一看不像是天后,更像是一只高傲的癞蛤蟆等着吃天鹅呢。 The Yu Huifei profound understanding that the attractive person acts like a spoiled brat to call to act like a spoiled brat again, the ugly person acts like a spoiled brat that to call the artificial profound meaning. 余会非再次深刻的理解到那句,漂亮的人撒娇叫撒娇,丑陋的人撒娇那叫矫情的深刻含义。 Yu Huifei said: Starting today, you were our Ghosts and Gods Inn service person, later did laundry to trade the quilt, cleaned hygienic anything turns over to you.” 余会非道:“从今天开始,你就是我们鬼神客栈的服务员了,以后洗衣服换被子、打扫卫生什么的都归你了。” Say/Way that Hera does not prefer: „Do you make me make these?” 赫拉不情愿的道:“你让我做这些?” Yu Huifei said: Does not make this, you can choose to go to the building plow land, or hits the sweeping the graves garden, you choose one.” 余会非道:“不做这个,你可以选择去楼上耕地,或者打扫墓园子,你选一个吧。” Hera gets angry: „Did they, what they make?” 赫拉怒道:“他们呢,他们做什么了?” Yu Huifei said: Two service people, an accountant, a kitchen do odd jobs, two midnight patrol graveyard, hits dog. You thought that their living, which can be competent?” 余会非道:“两个服务员,一个会计,一个厨房打杂的,两个半夜巡逻墓园子的,还有一个打更的狗。你觉得他们的活,能胜任哪个?” Status Hera of these people are know that although is not the specially honored gods, but several position are also high, finally can only do odd jobs in this, this makes Hera one speechless really...... 这些的人的身份赫拉是知道的,虽然不都是特别尊贵的神,但是也有几个地位高的,结果在这只能打杂,这着实让赫拉一阵无语…… Then Hera looked that said to Kṣitigarbha: He?” 然后赫拉看向地藏道:“他呢?” Yu Huifei smiled: He, he is responsible for selling to sprout/moe to make money, or do you also follow he to sell to sprout/moe together?” 余会非笑了:“他啊,他负责卖萌赚钱,要不你也跟着他一起卖萌?” Saw that the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva sells to sprout/moe in this, Hera again speechless...... 看到地藏菩萨在这卖萌,赫拉再次一阵无语…… The Yu Huifei first friendly say/way: „ Ok, can not look on the bright side of thing. Is your position honored? 余会非第一次和气的道:“行了,别想不开了。你地位尊贵? Others Heavenly Court emperor's son-in-laws do odd jobs in the kitchen ; 人家天庭驸马都在厨房里打杂; The Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva sells to sprout/moe to make money in my. 地藏菩萨在我这卖萌赚钱。 Their which are lower than your position? ” 他们哪个比你地位低啊?” Hears this saying, the Hera slight nod, this point she is the approval. 听到这话,赫拉微微点头,这一点她是认同的。 Actually Hera also understands, did not have the escape route to here her. 其实赫拉也明白,到了这边她就没有退路了。 Either dies to knock with Yu Huifei, either compromise. 要么和余会非死磕,要么妥协。 Dies to knock dead not to knock, without that necessity, since came, must observe the custom, this was she has thought. 死磕是死磕不过的,也没那个必要,既然来了,就要遵守规矩,这是她早就想好的。 That only had the compromise. 那就只剩下妥协了。 She needs a stair. 只是她需要一台阶而已。 Now this stair is just right, the people of two high status in this, she squatted as if not to lose face. 如今这个台阶正好,有两个高身份的人在这呢,她蹲下来似乎也就没那么丢人了。 Chats: Good, I later am the service person......” 赫拉道:“好,我以后当服务员……” The Yu Huifei nod said: That works well.” 余会非点头道:“那就好好干活吧。” I will not do laundry, tidy up the room......” Hera somewhat to shame the angry say/way. “不过我不会洗衣服,收拾屋子……”赫拉有些羞恼的道。 Yu Huifei said: That was your matter, dry/does good had the food to eat, does not do well, hungry.” 余会非道:“那就是你的事儿了,干的好有饭吃,干不好,饿着。” Then, Yu Huifei walked. 说完,余会非就走了。 Hera Station stamps the ground with anger in behind. 赫拉站在后面气得直跺脚。 Hence, one generation of days later became the Ninth Floor service person...... 至此,一代天后成了九楼的服务员…… Yu Huifei has not led Hera to go out anxiously, she that face with scene of accident, the belt/bring goes out to fear that now frightens others. 余会非没急着带赫拉出去,她现在那张脸就跟车祸现场似的,带出去怕吓到别人。 Finally to the evening, Li dynasty and Wang Shuo has defended in the front courtyard, wants to see the beautiful woman honour. Finally the wool had not seen, drank many liquor on the contrary. 结果到了晚上,李朝和王硕一直守在前院,想一睹美女尊荣。结果毛都没看到,反倒是喝了不少酒。 Late at night time, Yu Huifei is preparing to sleep, suddenly can hear the front courtyard to hear a sad and shrill pitiful yell sound! 后半夜的时候,余会非正准备睡觉呢,忽然能听到前院传来一声凄厉的惨叫声! Ghost!” “鬼啊!” ...... …… Yu Huifei also has a scare, he knows that here surely does not have the ghost. 余会非也吓了一跳,他知道这里肯定没有鬼。 However Li dynasty and Wang Shuo shouted that was definitely has an accident. 但是李朝和王硕这么喊,那是肯定出事了。 In the Yu Huifei heart was also worried that two people saw Ox-Head Horse-Face, in that case, is very troublesome. 余会非心中也担心两人看到了牛头马面了,那样的话,真的很麻烦。 Waits for Yu Huifei to rush to the front courtyard the time, saw that Li dynasty and Wang Shuo hid in the room tremble, the complexion was pallid, with really ran into the ghost. 余会非冲到前院的时候,就看到李朝和王硕躲在屋子里瑟瑟发抖,脸色煞白,就跟真遇到鬼了似的。 Yu Huifei collects to ask: „Did you run into the ghost?” 余会非凑过去问道:“你们遇到鬼了?” The nod that Wang Shuo goes all out said: Saw,...... clever terrifying demoness.” 王硕拼命的点头道:“看到了,一个……贼恐怖的女鬼。” Yu Huifei wondered, let alone in this world does not have the ghost to survive, even does not dare to come Ninth Floor to cause trouble fishily. 余会非纳闷了,别说这世界上没有鬼能存活,就算是有鬼也不敢来九楼闹事啊。 So many Yin God Judge, only if cannot look on the bright side of thing, otherwise is impossible to come fishily. 这么多阴神判官在呢,除非是想不开,否则不可能有鬼过来。 Yu Huifei said: What situation? Said?” 余会非道:“到底啥情况啊?说说呗?” Li Chao points at the restroom direction saying: „ I and Wang Shuo drank outside, drink want to go to bathroom. The result goes to the restroom time, I noticed that a person shakes...... that in front is a woman, is turning away from me, without wearing down clothing, the clothes of put on man probably, but that small waist thin, looks knows that is a woman. Stature excellent woman! 李朝指着厕所方向道:“我和王硕在外面喝酒,喝多了就想上厕所。结果去厕所的时候,我就看到一个人在前面晃悠……那是一个女人,背对着我,没穿羽绒服,穿的好像是男人的衣服,但是那小腰细的啊,看着就知道是个女人。还是个身材极好的女人! I think that is that foreign goddess, greets. ” 我以为是那位外国女神呢,就上去打了个招呼。” Wang Shuo dao: I also hit.” 王硕道:“我也打了。” Yu Huifei asked: Then?” 余会非问道:“然后呢?” Wang Shuo brings the weeping voice saying: Then she turned head...... oh mother...... that face...... the percentage hundred just to experience the traffic accident dead, was too miserable!” 王硕带着哭腔道:“然后她就回头了……唉呀妈呀……那脸啊……百分百是刚经历了车祸死的,太惨啦!” Yu Huifei hears this, immediately anything understood. 余会非听到这,顿时啥都明白了。 It is not the demoness, these two fellows bump into Hera! 不是女鬼,这两家伙是碰上赫拉了! Hera is very attractive, but was punched before for one day and one night, that face now with scene of accident. Just conforms to the image that two people said. 赫拉本身很漂亮,但是之前被揍了一天一夜,那脸现在就跟车祸现场似的。刚好符合两人说的形象。 Yu Huifei does not know how should comfort two people, finally abandons one: Earlier rests.” 余会非也不知道该怎么安慰两人,最后扔下一句:“早点睡吧。” Went to the backyard, Yu Huifei saw Hera in the entrance turning circle circle. 去了后院,余会非就看到赫拉在门口转圈圈呢。 Sees Yu Huifei, chats: I do not frighten intentionally their.” 看到余会非,赫拉道:“我不是故意吓他们的。” The Yu Huifei nod said: I know, ok, you also rested earlier.” 余会非点头道:“我知道,行了,你也早点睡吧。” Hera then leaves. 赫拉这才离开。 She was arranged to live in Third Floor temporarily, visits her to enter Third Floor, Yu Huifei was pondering over, tomorrow must lead her to see Wang Shuo and Li dynasty. 她被安排暂时居住在三楼了,看着她进了三楼,余会非琢磨着,明天要不要带她去见王硕和李朝。 After all, she now is goddesses in two people of heart, if two people discovered that this is actually the demoness who they run into the evening, that estimate belief is easy to crash. This is also not most important, the most important thing is, these two fellows, if thought that he asked the back killer to deceive them, ran to report to the police, that troubled. 毕竟,她现在是两人心中的女神,如果两人发现这其实是他们晚上遇到的女鬼,那估计信仰都容易崩塌啊。这还不是最重要的,最重要的是,这两家伙要是觉得他找了个背影杀手骗他们,跑去报警,那就麻烦了。 The police came, one interrogates, Hera this illegal resident may be unable to wrap up. 警察来了,一顿盘问,赫拉这个黑户可就兜不住了。 Indulges in flights of fancy, Yu Huifei fell asleep slowly. 胡思乱想中,余会非缓缓的睡着了。 Next day, Yu Huifei wakes, listens to the front courtyard to hear two screams. 第二天,余会非醒过来的时候,就听前院传来两声惊呼声。 The Yu Huifei almost conditioned reflex jumped generally, then the shoes have not put on, take to one's heels to rush to the front courtyard. 余会非几乎条件反射一般的跳了起来,然后鞋都没穿,撒丫子就冲到了前院。 He has to plant not the good premonition...... 他有种不好的预感…… Really, going downstairs time, saw Black Impermanence. 果然,下楼的时候,就看到黑无常了。 He said to Yu Huifei: Hera went to the front courtyard to clean up.” 他对余会非道:“赫拉去前院打扫卫生了。” Yu Huifei heart is not good, this is must have an accident! 余会非心道不好,这是要出事啊! He rushed to the front courtyard, just wants to explain anything, finally...... 他一口气冲到了前院,刚想解释什么,结果…… Finally Yu Huifei sees Li Kuan and Wang Shuo two fellows, is turning the broom, takes is rubbing the child, sweating profusely sweeping the floor! 结果余会非就看到李宽和王硕两个家伙,一个轮着扫把,一个拿着搓子,正挥汗如雨的扫地呢! Looks at the nearby again, a large round-backed wooden armchair, one bottle of water, a younger sister big long leg, toward that lies down to play the cell phone! 再看边上,一把太师椅,一瓶水,一个妹子大长腿,往那一躺玩手机呢! Plays the cell phone is not others, is Hera! 玩手机的不是别人,正是赫拉! Yu Huifei wondered, the face of this woman with scene of accident that they hit, was flattering that at present these two goods also go all out, scared? 余会非就纳闷了,这娘们的脸被他们打的跟车祸现场似的,眼前这两货还这么卖力的巴结,难道是被吓傻了? Yu Huifei carefully looked, this discovered Hera's face restored unexpectedly normally! 余会非仔细一看,这才发现赫拉的脸竟然恢复正常了! Although some places also somewhat swell, but generally speaking is very attractive, as for place that swells, in without seeing in the person eye of Hera original appearance, that is the result of foreign little girl big skeleton. 虽然有些地方还有些肿,但是总体来说还是很漂亮的,至于那点肿的地方,在没有见过赫拉本来容貌的人眼里,那就是外国妞大骨骼的结果。 Therefore, Li Kuan and Wang Shuo do not find it strange, is the thief who huh sweeping the floor sweeps is enthusiastic on the contrary. 所以,李宽和王硕是一点都不觉得奇怪,反倒是哼哧哼哧的扫地扫的贼来劲。 Hera does not know that whose cell phone is playing, plays in any case with pauses while exchanges with two people. 赫拉也不知道是玩着谁的手机,反正一边玩一边有一搭没一搭的和两人交流。 Asked was secular world these things, and usage of cell phone. 问的都是凡间的这些事情,以及手机的用法。 Has saying that this woman is very intelligent, anything to her hand, beginning is quick. 不得不说,这女人真的很聪明,什么东西到她手里,上手都非常快。 Hears the sound, Hera then looked at one. 听到动静,赫拉回头看了一眼。 After seeing is Yu Huifei, stood, nods to Yu Huifei , indicating to greet, simultaneously a little embarrassed say/way: Their initiative......” 看到是余会非后,站了起来,对余会非点点头,表示打招呼了,同时有点不好意思的道:“他们主动的……” Li dynasty and Wang Shuo looked to Yu Huifei, two people put down the tool in hand, a little awkward making fun said: That...... Boss Yu you...... come, hahahaha.” 李朝和王硕看向了余会非,两人放下手里的工具,有点尴尬的打着哈哈道:“那个……余老板你……来啦,哈哈哈哈。” Yu Huifei moves toward Hera, Hera also looks to Yu Huifei. 余会非走向赫拉,赫拉也看向余会非 Yu Huifei kicked a foot large round-backed wooden armchair say/way: What takes a look at? Who is a guest, who is a service person, don't you carry clearly? Hurries to work!” 余会非踢了一脚太师椅道:“瞅啥呢?谁是客人,谁是服务员,你拎不清楚啊?赶紧起来干活去!” The Hera two eyes turn said: „It is not I wants them to do, is they are voluntary.” 赫拉两眼一翻道:“又不是我要他们干的,是他们自愿的。” Li dynasty was to bellow one: Yu Huifei, your what meaning? Do you do you? Do the big masters bully the woman?” 李朝更是大吼一声:“余会非,你什么意思?你干什么呢你?大老爷们欺负女人啊?” Wang Shuo directly flushed, shoves open Yu Huifei saying: I told you, do not think that oneself was the sesame seed big boss installs to compel. Has my Wang Shuo, does not permit you to bully her!” 王硕直接冲了过来,推开余会非道:“我告诉你啊,你别以为自己是个芝麻大的老板就装逼啊。有我王硕在,就不准你欺负她!” Said Wang Shuo then to the Hera gentle say/way: Younger sister do not worry, if you are unhappy can resign momentarily. Gone back travel expense......” 说完王硕回头对赫拉温柔的道:“妹子别担心,你要是不开心随时可以辞职。回去的路费……” Flew away, but does not come back.” The Yu Huifei whisper said. “飞走了,可就不回来喽。”余会非嘀咕道。 Wang Shuo to spend Zila the major tone, is then transferring: Goes to other home to work, can gain.” 王硕费字拉着长音,然后转成了:“去别家打工,也能赚到。” Yu Huifei digs up to pull away him saying: Ok, said 1000 10,000, how you install the big tail wolf again are also the greedy families body. How I have not thought these again, I was cleaner than you.” 余会非一把扒拉开他道:“行啦,说一千道一万,你再怎么装大尾巴狼也是馋人家身子。我再怎么着也没想过这些,我比你干净多了。” Wang Shuo face red, huh say/way that Yu Huifei said: You...... you...... I, I......” 王硕被余会非说的老脸通红,哼哧哼哧的道:“你……你……我,我……” Ok, is staying at the same time.” Yu Huifei waved to catch up with the person. “行了,去一边呆着吧。”余会非挥挥手赶人了。 Li Chao sneers saying: Yu Huifei, your let alone so has a strong sense of righteousness. If miss beautiful the angel, outstandingly beautiful woman...... the gentle and graceful girl, the gentleman quite gathers together. Everyone loves to be pretty, we are the person, is a gentleman, pursued a gentle and graceful girl? For those you, bullied the person rather to cross.” 李朝冷笑道:“余会非,你别说的那么大义凛然的。人家姑娘美若天仙,天姿国色……正所谓窈窕淑女,君子好逑。爱美之心人皆有之,我们是人,也是君子,追个窈窕淑女怎么了?到是你,这么欺负人未免过了啊。” Yu Huifei shot a look at his one eyes, said with a smile: Listens to you mean...... my is incorrect?” 余会非瞥了他一眼,笑道:“听你的意思是……我这样是不对的?” Li Chao nods. 李朝点头。 Yu Huifei touches the chin, hehe said: That...... , am I also greedy her body? Starting today, I also work as a gentleman, pursues the gentle and graceful girl?” 余会非摸了摸下巴,嘿嘿道:“那……要不,我也馋一下她身子?从今天开始,我也当一把君子,也追一下窈窕淑女?” Li dynasty and Wang Shuo, as soon as listened, the face changed! 李朝和王硕一听,脸都变了! But here Yu Huifei chassis , he if participates, that was really an advantage of being close to somebody. 这里可是余会非的底盘,他要是参与进来,那就真是近水楼台了。 The key point is, if he drives out them, that also pulls! 重点是,他要是把他们赶出去,那还扯个屁啊! Wang Shuo dao: Boss Yu, your you...... you had said you have no interest in her.” 王硕道:“余老板,你你你……你说过你对她没兴趣的啊。” Yu Huifei said: Interest can train, to not?” 余会非道:“兴趣爱好可以培养的嘛,对不?” Wang Shuo brings the weeping voice saying: Boss Yu, we do not bring to play.” 王硕带着哭腔道:“余老板,咱不带这么玩的。” Li Chao also said: Boss Yu, this...... do not play our brothers, you looked, money we also spent......” 李朝也道:“余老板,这……您不要这么玩我们兄弟啊,您看,钱我们也花了……” Yu Huifei looks at these two goods the appearances, is speechless. 余会非看着这两货的样子,也是一阵无语。 However Yu Huifei can also understand, after all such pretty woman, if there is an opportunity, who is willing to give up? 不过余会非也能理解,毕竟这么漂亮的女人,若是有机会,谁又愿意放弃呢? Yu Huifei knows the whole story to Hera, but also knows that she is standing behind old dog that plays the thunder and lightning, he estimated that is very difficult to restrain oneself is not many looks at the Hera two eyes. 余会非要不是对赫拉知根知底,还知道她身后站着个玩雷电的老杂毛,他估计都很难克制住自己不多看赫拉两眼。 Yu Huifei visits two people, lifts the eyelid, languid say/way: Does not think that I pledged badly, do not go bad my custom. The custom in my shop, anyone works. If you really show tender affection, that do not add to the chaos to her.” 余会非看着两人,抬起眼皮,懒洋洋的道:“不想我坏承诺,你们就别坏我规矩。我这店里的规矩,什么人做什么事。你们要是真怜香惜玉,那就别给她添乱。”
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