TRRLB :: Volume #2

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Hera gets angry: You play me, but also thinks that I am obedient?” 赫拉怒道:“你那么耍我,还想我听话?” Yu Huifei said with a smile: Your meaning is, I do not play you, were you obedient?” 余会非笑道:“你的意思是,我不耍你,你就听话了?” Hera nods saying: Yes!” 赫拉点头道:“是!” Yu Huifei hit a sound to point out: „Becoming, I do not play you, but you must complete your lawful occasion. As for other, later said that what's wrong?” 余会非打了个响指道:“成,我不耍你,但是你要做好你的本分工作。至于其他的,以后再说,咋样?” Chats: Does not have the issue.” 赫拉道:“没问题。” Yu Huifei put Hera. 余会非将赫拉放了下来。 Falls to the ground, she only feels the whole body to become tender, could not halt directly, sat on the ground. 一落地,她只觉得浑身发软,直接就站不住了,一屁股坐在了地上。 Yu Huifei shot a look at her one eyes, looks at this past day later present this appearance, in the heart a little conscience discovered, shakes the head, puts out a hand. 余会非瞥了她一眼,看着这个昔日的天后如今这副模样,心中不禁有点良心发现了,摇摇头,伸手过去。 Hera stares, she has not thought obviously, at present bastard in this bastard will put out a hand to draw her unexpectedly! 赫拉一愣,她显然没想到,眼前这个王八蛋中的王八蛋竟然会伸手过来拉她! What takes a look at? Gets up, does not get up to sit.” Yu Huifei feigns the impatient say/way. “瞅啥呢?起不起来,不起来就坐着。”余会非佯装不耐烦的道。 Hera's cautious putting out a hand, grabbed the hand of Yu Huifei finally fast, that feeling grasps loach with the child, just started slowly is the probe, behind is feared quickly the loach ran. 赫拉小心翼翼的伸出手,最后快速的抓住了余会非的手,那感觉就跟小孩子抓泥鳅似的,刚开始慢是试探,后面快是怕泥鳅跑了。 Yu Huifei made an effort to draw her to draw. 余会非用力一拉把她拉了起来。 Visits me to do? Eats meal!” Yu Huifei said that turned around. “看着我干啥?吃饭去!”余会非说完转身走了。 Chats: I...... can I eat meal?” 赫拉道:“我……我能吃饭?” Yu Huifei said: Likes eating.” 余会非道:“爱吃不吃。” As soon as Hera listens to immediately the great happiness, takes to one's heels to run toward the front courtyard. 赫拉一听顿时大喜,撒腿就往前院跑。 In the restaurant, the people take a seat in abundance. 餐厅里,众人纷纷落座。 Yu Huifei shot a look outside a front door, asked: Before looks at an appearance of their always panda eye, what situation?” 余会非瞥了一眼大门外,问道:“之前看他们两个总是一副熊猫眼的样子,啥情况啊?” Cui Jue scoffs to say with a smile: We had the room, I went to the backyard to live with you, Hera lived after the front courtyard, they with hitting chicken blood. Evening of several days may not have to idle. Every day is squatting in Hera's entrance, it is estimated that wants to come to meet by chance or see anything. Finally, you know......” 崔珏嗤笑道:“咱们不是没房间了么,我去后院跟你们住,赫拉住在前院后,他们就跟打了鸡血似的。那几天晚上可没闲着。每天都在赫拉的门口蹲着,估计是想来个偶遇或者看到点什么。结果,你知道的……” Yu Huifei was happy immediately: These two fools, but also is really...... a paternal grandmother leg!” 余会非顿时乐了:“这两傻子,还真是……奶奶个腿啊!” Then Yu Huifei chats to: Today starts you to go to Third Floor to live, Brother Gou you look, if whose midnight the backyard, you're welcome, bites him directly!” 然后余会非对赫拉道:“今天开始你还是去三楼住吧,狗哥你看着点,要是有谁半夜来后院,别客气,直接咬他!” Howling Celestial Dog curls the lip saying: „Outside I do not rest......” 哮天犬撇撇嘴道:“我又不睡外面……” Cowherd said: My family becomes known to make this, then I said one to him on the line.” 牛郎道:“我家大白可以做这个,回头我跟他说一声就行了。” Yu Huifei then thinks, in family/home that white wild boar also very intelligent . Moreover the territory consciousness is very strong. Cowherd confesses, can indeed solve this problem. 余会非这才想起来,家里那头白野猪也挺有灵性的,而且领地意识很强。牛郎去交代一下,的确可以解决这个问题。 Say/Way that however Yu Huifei does not feel relieved: Brother Lang, that...... lets become known to show mercy, really do not kill individual.” 不过余会非还是不放心的道:“郎哥,那个……让大白手下留情啊,别真弄死个人啊。” Cowherd said: Relax, he is intelligent.” 牛郎道:“放心吧,他聪明着呢。” Yu Huifei this felt relieved...... 余会非这就放心了…… Hera surprise looks at Yu Huifei: „Are you...... worried about me?” 赫拉诧异的看着余会非:“你……是在担心我?” Yu Huifei shakes the head: Don't think too much, they cannot be victorious you. I feared that you hit them remnantly.” 余会非摇头:“别想太多,他们打不过你。我怕你把他们打残了。” Hera:...... 赫拉:…… At this time, White Impermanence held basin rice gruel to come. 这时候,白无常抱着一盆米粥过来了。 Was hearing the gruel is fragrant, Yu Huifei and the others to are nothing responded. However Hera's look has shifted on the gruel instantaneously, the inspiration that simultaneously makes an effort, the corners of the mouth also hang are wiping the saliva...... 闻着粥香,余会非等人到是没什么反应。但是赫拉的眼神已经瞬间转移到了粥上,同时用力的吸气,嘴角还挂着一抹口水…… Obviously under the extreme hungry condition, present she heard that anything wants to eat. 显然极度的饥饿状态下,现在的她闻啥都想吃。 Yu Huifei said: Do not look, wants to eat eats.” 余会非道:“别看着了,想吃就吃吧。” A Hera nod, hurries to carry the bowl to come to scoop up the gruel, then she discovered, air probably static! That flash, everyone does not speak, a one by one face astonished appearance visits her. 赫拉一点头,赶紧端起碗来就要舀粥,然后她就发现,空气好像都静止了!那一瞬间,所有人都不吭声了,一个个的一脸惊愕的模样看着她呢。 Her heart trembles, looks to Yu Huifei, asked: I...... bad custom?” 她心头一颤,看向余会非,问道:“我……又坏规矩了?” Yu Huifei hears word, smiled: No, does not have the bad custom. Our does not eat meal so many customs, but...... you as if went bad your own custom.” 余会非闻言,笑了:“没,没坏规矩。我们这吃饭没那么多规矩,只是……你似乎坏了你自己的规矩了。” Yu Huifei had not said downward, Hera has understood. 余会非没往下说了,赫拉已经明白了。 She is the day later, before made anything art, it can be said that the clothes put out a hand to be waited on hand and foot. 她是天后,以前做什么都十分的讲究,可以说是衣来伸手饭来张口。 Eaten is the incomparable art, almost exhausted luxuriously. 吃的更是无比的讲究,几乎是穷尽了奢华。 Even if only one bowl of gruel, lets not know that many people worry, make various patterns, she will drink such a. 哪怕只是一碗粥,也是让不知道多少人操碎了心,做出各种花样来,她才会喝上那么一口。 She eats meal, several people are serving, every action and every movement made fully the etiquette, felt the ceremony feeling and noble feeling. 她吃饭的时候,身边好几个人伺候着,一举一动都都做足了礼仪,充满了仪式感和神圣感。 However nowadays, her left hand large bowl, the right hand ladle, stretches the body forward, lowers the head to scoop up the gruel, what deportment did this appearance also discuss? 但是现如今,她左手大碗,右手勺子,探身出去,低头舀粥,这副模样还谈什么仪态? A bitterness and astringency of Hera face. 赫拉一脸的苦涩。 Yu Huifei said: All right, here, everyone is not tasteful, wants to eat eats.” 余会非道:“没事儿,在这里,大家都没那么讲究,想吃就吃吧。” Hera nose acid, carried the large bowl to place on the table, looks at the thin rice gruel in bowl, she a little wants to cry, the image that the innumerable years accumulated in this moment, lost to one bowl of gruel unexpectedly, feeling sad and bitterness and astringency of , only then her oneself was clear. 赫拉鼻子一酸,端着大碗放在了桌子上,看着碗里的稀粥,她有点想哭,无数岁月积累的形象在这一刻,竟然败给了一碗粥,其中的心酸和苦涩,也只有她自己才明白。 Takes up the flash of ladle, drawing inspired, bore the big mouth sipping gruel impulsion, diligently made oneself maintain that elegant, attempted to redeem a final dignity. 拿起勺子的一瞬间,赫拉深吸一口气,忍住了大口喝粥的冲动,努力的让自己保持着那种雍容华贵,企图挽回最后的一点尊严。 When she hears the sound that slurp to sip gruel, in raising the head discovered that the people have drunk up one bowl of gruel, then one by one like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds the brined vegetable in common spoiler tray. Simultaneously the second bowl of gruel have opened drank, the rice gruel drops by the visible rapid rate...... 但是当她听到吸溜吸溜喝粥的声音时,在抬头的时候发现众人已经喝完一碗粥了,然后一个个的风卷残云一般的抢夺者盘子里的咸菜。同时第二碗粥已经开喝了,米粥以肉眼可见的速度飞速下降…… Hera heart trembles, in an instant, she as if realized , if not make anything, could have an empty stomach. 赫拉心头一颤,刹那之间,她仿佛意识到若是再不做点什么,可能又要饿肚子了。 At this time Cowherd is the third bowl, this goods sipped gruel at all are not drink, but was big mouth one directly the gruel in bowl toward the mouth but actually! Chewed continually saved, swallowing in gulps, one bowl of gruel almost did not have all of a sudden. 这时候牛郎已经是第三碗了,这货喝粥根本不是喝的,而是大嘴一张直接将碗里的粥往嘴里倒!连嘴嚼都省下了,大口大口的吞咽,一碗粥几乎一下子就没了。 Sees the appearance of holding up large bowl he has not given full expression, Hera heart said: He...... he is the Heavenly Court emperor's son-in-law, he is not tasteful, I...... I can let loose appropriately.” 看到他意犹未尽的举起大碗的样子,赫拉心道:“他……他是天庭驸马,他都不讲究,我……我可以适当的放开点吧。” That side, Kṣitigarbha has climbed up the table to scoop up the second bowl, this small bald, although is small, the speed of however sipping gruel is not slow, raises head, the chopsticks are coordinating the bowl, is thin crash-bang gets rid of one bowl, on the corners of the mouth is also hanging the rice gruel, has directly soared the third bowl. 那边,地藏已经爬上桌子舀第二碗了,这小光头虽然还小,但是喝粥的速度可不慢,一仰头,筷子配合着碗,稀里哗啦的就干掉一碗,嘴角上还挂着米粥呢,已经直奔第三碗去了。 Chats: He...... he is the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, he is not fastidious about that me......” 赫拉道:“他……他是地藏菩萨,他也不讲究那我……” Has not waited for her to be too many, the White Impermanence Black Impermanence also second bowl, started to initiate the sprint to the bottom of the pot. 没等她想太多呢,白无常黑无常也第二碗了,开始对着锅底发起冲刺了。 Hera could not bear again, in the heart loudly calls out: I do not manage!” 赫拉再也忍不住了,心中大叫一声:“我也不管了!” Then the way that her sipping gruel in gulps, that appearance and Kṣitigarbha sip gruel is exactly the same. 然后她大口大口的喝着粥,那模样和地藏喝粥的方式一模一样。 Three five one bowl of gruel drank up, held the pot directly, all delimited to draw in the own bowl the inside remaining gruel. Then after giving back to a people Old Lady fierce look, the big mouth ate the gruel...... 三口五口一碗粥喝完了,直接将锅抱了过来,将里面剩下的粥全都划拉到了自己的碗里。然后还给了众人一个还是老娘厉害的眼神后,大口喝起了粥…… The people see this, not only has not been angry, instead smiled. 众人见此,不但没生气,反而笑了。 Ox-Head hehe said: This was right, this looked like individual.” 牛头嘿嘿道:“这就对了么,这才像个人么。” Horse-Face said: All day the board a face, I could not be thinking through, our here Daoist Immortal diligently lives the own elegant demeanor. one by one effort cultivation, for the shackles that on casting off these at sixes and sevens shackles...... the result you actually go all out toward oneself on wraps. Really funny......” 马面道:“整天板着一张脸,我就想不通了,我们这边的神仙都努力的活出自己的风采来。一个个的努力修行,就是为了摘掉身上的那些乱七八糟的枷锁……结果你们却拼命的把枷锁往自己身上套。真是搞笑……” Hears this saying, Hera stares, said: Shackles?” 听到这话,赫拉一愣,道:“枷锁?” Cui Jue said: „ Yes, shackles. 崔珏道:“是啊,枷锁。 Our here gods are also good, the immortal, is not innate. 我们这边的神也好,仙也罢,都不是天生的。 All living things equality, cultivation, comprehends Heavenly Way diligently, for is pulls apart Heavenly Way, humanity and other creation of various invisible shackles, thus according to the conscience lives, living free and easy to be free and unrestrained. 众生平等,努力修行,参悟天道,为的就是扯断天道、人道等创造的各种无形的枷锁,从而按照本心来活,活出洒脱于逍遥自在来。 Our cultivation, what pursue is the big free and unfettered, is greatly comfortable. 我们修行,追求的是大逍遥、大自在。 However you, as if like giving on oneself the shackles. ” 但是你们,似乎更喜欢给自己上枷锁。” Hera looks at front bowl, whispered: Shackles......” 赫拉看着面前的碗,嘀咕道:“枷锁……” Then Hera asked: Since you are free and unrestrained, why that does limit oneself? As far as I know, the Heavenly Court custom may many......” 然后赫拉问道:“既然你们逍遥自在,那为何又限制自己呢?据我所知,天庭的规矩可不少……” Then Hera is staring at Yu Huifei: You have also said that the person has the three cardinal guides and five constant virtues, the person has the moral limit. Such life, how also to ramble?” 然后赫拉盯着余会非:“你也说过,人有纲常,人有道德限制。试问,那样的生活,又如何逍遥?” Has not waited for the Cui Jue reply, Yu Huifei said with a smile: „ I go to college, a teacher has said. 没等崔珏回答呢,余会非笑道:“我上大学的时候,一个老师说过。 The absolute freedom is equal to the absolute evil. 绝对的自由等于绝对的罪恶。 The relative freedom is the true freedom. 相对的自由才是真正的自由。 Without the frame freedom, that is the law of the jungle, you want to have freely to support the free strength. 没有框架的自由,那就是弱肉强食,你想要自由就要拥有支撑起自由的力量。 Such freedom, is actually very tired, and has more uncertainties. 那样的自由,其实很累,而且拥有更多的不确定因素。 However had the frame and rule, everyone thinks that this rule is advantageous to everyone. 但是有了框架和规则,大家都认为这个规则对所有人来说都是有利的。 Then this rule is not shackles, but is the free part. ” 那么这个规则就不是枷锁,而是自由的一部分。” The Cui Jue nod said: „ This issue, you were not only asking, actually many people were pondering. 崔珏点头道:“这个问题,不仅仅你在问,其实很多人都在思考。 Our world, the member is divided into the correct path and Demonic Path. 我们的世界,修士分为正道和魔道。 What correct path pursue is the freedom in frame, the frame is just, namely the help is small and weak, namely protection all living things, namely all living things hope. 正道追求的是框架内的自由,框架即正义,即帮助弱小,即保护众生,即众生之所愿。 The Demonic Path is different, what they pursue is the absolute freedom, the strength institute and having one's wish. 魔道不同,他们追求的是绝对的自由,力量所及随心所欲。 Even if their actions are dishonorable, even if must extinguish the world, they will also be duty-bound not to turn back, because that is their freedoms. 哪怕他们的所作所为伤天害理,哪怕要灭世,他们也会义无反顾,因为那就是他们的自由。 In our opinion, these do not infringe anybody interest the frame, is in itself a safeguard free part. 在我们看来,这些不损害任何人利益的框架,本身就是保障自由的一部分。 But beside the basic framework, the extra custom, is shackles. 而基础框架之外的,额外的规矩,就是枷锁。 Two freedoms, which type do you want? ” 两种自由,你想要哪一种?” Hera opens mouth, later said with a smile: I...... I want the second type.” 赫拉张张嘴,随后笑道:“我……我想要第二种。” Cui Jue said with a smile indifferently: Everyone thinks, but will you really elect?” 崔珏淡然一笑道:“谁都想,但是你真的会选么?” Hera shakes the head: „The second type, was too crazy. We live, but is the god, but we have also had various God the dusk, three generations of deities, generations of falls from the sky...... I to witness that fearful darkness. Perhaps right that you said that has the frame freedom freely.” 赫拉摇头:“第二种,太疯狂了。我们生而为神,但是我们也有过诸神的黄昏,三代天神,一代代的陨落……我见证过那可怕的黑暗。或许你们说的对,有框架的自由才是真的自由。” A breakfast, turned into a debate congress obstinately. 一顿早餐,愣是变成了一场辩论大会。 However, obviously, this debate made Hera think. 不过,显然,这次的辩论让赫拉想了很多。 At least, after finishing eating the food, Hera has known that tidies up the table on own initiative, did not need Yu Huifei to roar. 至少,吃完饭之后,赫拉已经知道主动收拾桌子,不用余会非吼了。 Looks day later tidied up the table, Yu Huifei beaming with joy went out- proud! 看着天后收拾桌子,余会非是眉开眼笑的出门了-骄傲啊! Is happy, Yu Huifei happy bought half a head pig to come back. 心情不错,余会非高高兴兴的去买了半头猪回来。 Right, in this goods has money now, will not be naturally mean-spirited one time bought 2-3 jin (0.5 kg) meat. 没错,这货手里现在有钱了,自然也不会再小气吧啦的一次买2-3斤肉了。 But is one half a head pig buys...... 而是一次半头猪买回来…… Entered the kitchen, Yu Huifei greeted the Horse-Face help directly. 进了厨房,余会非直接招呼马面帮忙。 On pig-head sauced, pig's feet red-roast, the spareribs cut to sliver little segment to put away. 猪头卤上,猪蹄子红烧,排骨切出来切成小段放好。 The streaky pork, the leg meat must divide, slivers the block to put in the middle of the refrigerator. 五花肉,前后腿肉也要分来,切成块放入冰柜当中。 At noon, Yu Huifei slivers the piece the underback, with fries in oil Guo Bao Rou of small basin directly greatly. 中午,余会非将里脊肉切成片,直接用大油炸出来一小盆的锅包肉。 The streaky pork of Hikido big piece, puts out a pickled cabbage, the pork cooks the pickled cabbage is a pot! 切上大片的五花肉,拿出一颗酸菜来,猪肉炖酸菜就是一锅! Then the family people sat in the courtyard ate around. 然后一大家子人就这么坐在院子里胡吃海喝了起来。 Hera also the first time is sat among the people, has the official feast! 赫拉也是第一次坐在众人当中,吃正式大餐! Hera appears is somewhat at a loss. 赫拉显得有些无所适从。 Although, in Mount Olympus, the people also prepares various meetings frequently. 虽然,在奥林匹斯山上,众人也经常准备各种的聚会。 Even, these gods on Mount Olympus, the direct banquet display sometimes for half a month for ten days has. 甚至,奥林匹斯山上的那些众神,有的时候直接一次宴席就摆上十天半个月的都有。 After all, they are the non- practical training, all eating is the follower provides. 毕竟,他们是不劳作的,所有的吃的都是信徒提供的。 They do not eat and drink every day, is all right to do. 他们每天不吃吃喝喝,也没啥事可做。 Although there dining together is not rank is stern, actually must be fastidious about the height. 那里的聚餐虽然不是等级森严,却也是要讲究高低的。 Eating meal time, many are cautious. 吃饭的时候,多少还是拘谨的。 Especially she as the model of the world goddess, was naturally fastidious unable to be tasteful. 尤其是她作为天下女神的表率,自然是讲究到不能再讲究了。 Saw her so appearance, Yu Huifei smiled, reminded with good intention: In our family/home, eats meal this thing no one to let anyone. If you continue to carry the rack, you are carrying, midnight awoke hungrily, do not blame me not to remind you.” 看到她如此模样,余会非笑了,好心提醒道:“在咱们家,吃饭这东西没人让着谁。你要是继续端着架子,那你就端着,半夜饿醒了,可别怪我没提醒你。” Hera stares, this saying what meaning? 赫拉一愣,这话什么意思? However she remembers that the morning sipped gruel immediately, in addition basin thin rice gruel snatches that appearance, now this good food pot...... 不过她马上想起了早上喝粥的那一幕,一盆稀粥尚且抢成那个样子,如今这美食一锅…… Boiled!” As Cowherd lifts the pot cover, both chopsticks inserted in the pot fast, the meat of big piece was selected, admits the stature in the bowl. “开锅了!”随着牛郎掀开锅盖,一双双筷子飞快的插入了锅里,大片的肉被挑了起来,放进个子的碗里。 Suddenly, the streaky pork of less than half pot, did not have! 眨眼间,小半锅的五花肉,没了! Hera recovered, over the two days has contacted the chopsticks, in addition the female divine body system, studying is also extremely quick. 赫拉回过神来了,这两天已经接触过筷子了,再加上女神体制,学起来也是极快。 Does , the movements of others are quicker! 奈何,其他人的动作更快! Sees only Cowherd to pick the streaky pork of piece by piece size interaction, admits in the garlic bowl with soy sauce stirring, 56 streaky porks were clamped by him in one, then forced in the mouth, is digging up to draw big rice while convenient. After the big mouth opens and closes several next, swallows down, after second round, starts. 只见牛郎夹起一片片肥瘦相间的五花肉,放进蒜碗里和着酱油一搅拌,五六片五花肉就被他夹在了一起,然后一口塞进了嘴里,顺带着扒拉了一大口米饭。大嘴巴开开合合几下后,就吞了下去,第二回合后开始. Ox-Head was quicker, this goods are the good head, the mouth compared with many of ordinary people, small bowl of meat big mouth, poured inside, three five did not have. 牛头就更快了,这货本来就是牛脑袋,嘴巴比普通人大的多,一小碗肉大嘴一张在,倒里面了,三口五口的就没了。 Horse-Face also similar...... 马面也差不多…… Was White Impermanence somewhat was on the contrary slow, without the means that did not receive the tongue, could not shut up, without the means chewed, receives the tongue, a mouth big volume tongue occupied the place. 反倒是白无常有些慢了,没办法,不收起舌头吧,闭不上嘴,没办法嘴嚼,收起舌头吧,嘴里一大卷舌头占地方。 However his speed is fast, a slice of meat, others eat a time, he ate 2-3...... 但是他速度快啊,一次一片肉,别人吃一口的时候,他都吃2-3口了…… Black Impermanence is not slow. 黑无常就不慢了。 Among everyone, on Yu Huifei and Cui Jue performance was quite refined, these two are eating leisurely, but in the bowl actually clamped half bowl of meat ahead of time, in the hand had the goods, was at heart unhurried. 所有人当中,也就余会非崔珏表现的比较斯文了,这两人慢条斯理的吃着,但是碗里却提前夹好了半碗肉,正所谓手里有货,心里不慌。 Naturally, among everyone, Kṣitigarbha is most refined. 当然了,所有人当中,地藏是最斯文的。 Because he does not eat the meat, a person squats in the corner the pickled cabbage is digging up to draw the rice, looks a little pitiful. 因为他根本不吃肉,正一个人蹲在角落里就着酸菜扒拉米饭呢,看起来有点可怜。 As for Howling Celestial Dog, this fellow has the own big wash bowl, ahead of time installed half basin naturally not to need to snatch. 至于哮天犬,这家伙有自己的大脸盆,提前装了半盆自然不用上来抢了。 Therefore, again quick, when she who even if Hera studies learns to clamp the thing time, meat already getting down half. 所以,哪怕赫拉学的再快,等她学会夹东西的时候,肉已经下去一半了。 Wish when she tries hard clamps a slice of meat time, sad discovery, these meat boiled just right, making an effort is too light it to slip, makes an effort to pinch-off too heavily directly! 等她努力的想要夹一片肉的时候,悲催的发现,那些肉被煮的恰到好处,用力太轻它会打滑,用力太重直接夹断!
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