Old White stares, hmph hmph saying: „You, were too naive.” 老白一愣,哼哼道:“你啊,太天真了。” Said that Old White went out. 说完老白出去了。 Yu Huifei shakes the head, got down. 余会非摇摇头,也下去了。 „Brothers, come out to have a look. Our family/home also had the rich people of car(riage) starting today!” Yu Huifei sits on that broken surface steamed stuffed bun is shouting. “兄弟们,都出来看看。咱们家从今天开始也是有车的大户人家了！”余会非坐在那破面包子上喊着。 Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence they came. 牛头马面、黑白无常他们都来了。 Properly speaking, the car(riage) walks the main entrance cannot come , that stone arch bridge of entrance, cannot come. 按理说,车走正门是进不来的,就连门口的那个石拱桥,都过不来。 However don't forget, this is a van! 但是别忘了,这是面包车啊！ The van that China produces, one characteristics, run that to be called the van on the level road, runs on the pits ground, that called suv ; Puts in the mud to take a stroll, that is the tractor...... 中华产的面包车,就一个特点,在平路上跑那叫面包车,在坑洼地上跑,那叫suv;放到泥浆里溜达,那就是拖拉机…… Therefore, this car(riage) Yu Huifei cultivated the open land from the village unsurfaced road directly, then circled the backyard, advanced the backyard from the back door! 所以,这车余会非直接从村子一边的土路上开上了荒地,然后一路绕到了后院,从后门开进了后院！ At this moment, that wheel is dirty, with just dug from the morass. 此时此刻,那车轱辘脏的,就跟刚从泥坑里挖出来似的。 However this is unimportant, in the important master family/home finally were many an electrification big fellow, suddenly one group of people encircled. 不过这已经不重要了,重要的师家里终于多了一个电气化大家伙了,一时间一群人都围了上来。 Ox-Head touched the van, a nail cover buckle, above falls down together the iron-covered sediment, this goods hurried to throw conveniently, the double back of the hand after behind, treated as what enterprise not to happen. 牛头摸了摸面包车,指甲盖子一扣,上面掉下一块铁皮渣滓,这货赶紧顺手扔了,双手背在身后,当作什么事业都没发生。 Yu Huifei had not discovered, without the means that this broken car(riage) falls the iron sheet everywhere, he really could not look that which fell, where minused. 余会非也没发现,没办法,这破车到处都掉铁皮,他是真看不出来哪多掉了,哪少掉了。 Ox-Head said: „Little Yu, this car(riage)...... also too broken?” 牛头道:“小鱼,这车……也太破了吧？” Horse-Face also said: „Yes, Little Yu, these cars in village, may look more attractive than this.” 马面也道:“就是,小鱼,村里的那些小车,可比这个看着好看多了。” Black Impermanence said: „This......” 黑无常道:“这……” „You shut up!” Yu Huifei hurries to scold this to know the business, Black Impermanence shuts up immediately. “你闭嘴！”余会非赶紧呵斥这个懂行的,黑无常立刻闭嘴。 Yu Huifei sits on the bread vehicle roof said: „ Don't this you understand? 余会非坐在面包车顶上道:“这你们就不懂了吧？ In the village the car(riage)s of these small nose small eyes, can that thing open? 村子里那些小鼻子小眼睛的车,那玩意能开么？ Did not say other, our car(riage)s, you have can think of many people boldly, this point, their broken car(riage)s are not good. 不说别的,咱们这车,你有多大胆就能装多少人,这一点,他们那破车就不行。 Has a look at this head again, our is their grandfathers! 再看看这个头,咱们这就是他们的爷爷！ Finally has a look at the modeling that this restores the old, the black smoke of eye-catching, I said. 最后看看这复古的造型,拉风的黑烟,我跟们说啊。 Their that car(riage)s start off also that a matter, but our car(riage)s start off, the black smoke is billowing, that feeling arrives with the monster king! 他们那车上路也就那么回事,但是咱们这车上路,一路黑烟滚滚,那感觉就跟妖王降临似的！ The surrounding area ten li (0.5 km), do not need to blow a whistle, you can see it to come. ” 方圆十里,不用鸣笛,你就能看到它来了。” Yu Huifei one boasted, foreign family that one crowd of anything do not understand by repetitive nod of flickering. 余会非一顿胡吹,一群啥也不懂的外来户被忽悠的连连点头。 Ox-Head has not had a liking for this van from the beginning, but after and other Yu Huifei said that is patting the automobile body say/way: „Listened to your such saying, I started to like it! Little Yu, leading me to go out two?” 牛头一开始还没看上这面包车,但是等余会非介绍完了之后,拍着车身道:“听你这么一说,我开始喜欢它了！小鱼,带我出去开两圈？” Yu Huifei said: „What is leads you to go out two? Boards together, we catch the wind together!” 余会非道:“啥叫带你出去开两圈啊？一起上车,咱们一起去兜风！” Then Yu Huifei drew in the window curtains, then makes everyone all enter the car(riage), the unnecessary condition, try not to tuck up the window curtains. Must look also secretly looks...... 然后余会非拉上了窗帘,然后让大家全都进车,不必要的状态,尽量不要撩开窗帘。要看也偷偷的看…… People nod. 众人点头。 Then front sits Yu Huifei and only female Aphrodite, behind is pushing Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and Cui Jue Kṣitigarbha as well as Howling Celestial Dog. 然后前面坐着余会非和唯一的女性阿芙洛狄忒,后面则挤着牛头马面、黑白无常、崔珏地藏以及哮天犬。 Although behind pushed, but manifested the bread advantage at this time, so long as you are willing to push, it did not have the issue. 虽然后面挤了点,但是这时候就体现出了面包的好处了,只要你肯挤,它是没问题的。 A foot accelerator, this van is drawing one skewer of black smokes, leading the people to fire into the vast field, turns round, on the street, then pit-a-pat brought the black smoke to clash together. 一脚油门,这面包车拉着一串黑烟,带着众人就冲向了一望无际的田野上,拐了个弯,上了马路,然后突突突的带着一道黑烟冲了出去。 On the road also bumps into other car(riage)s, just like Yu Huifei said that their car(riage)s, absolutely were in all car(riage)s the brightest that child! 路上也碰到一些其他的车,正如余会非所言,他们这车,绝对是所有车中最亮的那个崽！ The place visited, it can be said that crowd of car(riage)s give way to traffic, no one dares by is too near with him, the mud that on that wheel flings, that black smoke even spurted...... the estimate attracts both to be poisoned. 所过之处,可以说是群车避让,没人敢跟他靠太近,那轱辘上甩出的泥就算了,那黑烟喷的……估计吸两口都能中毒。 However Ox-Head they are not clear, only feels oneself this car(riage) incomparable power and prestige aggressive...... 但是牛头他们不清楚啊,只觉得自己这车无比的威风霸气…… After opening one, Yu Huifei brings home the people. 开了一圈后,余会非带着众人回了家。 Gets out, Ox-Head Horse-Face even more liked about this van, without and other Yu Huifei speeches, the driving taking up cleaning rag started the car wash. 下了车,牛头马面对这面包车是越发的喜欢了,没等余会非说话呢,主动的拿起抹布就开始洗车了。 Regarding this, Yu Huifei is very satisfied. 对此,余会非还是十分满意的。 Washed the car(riage), Yu Huifei looked for a long pipe to meet on the exhaust pipe of van, another end on the way Third Floor. 洗好了车,余会非找了一根长长的管子接在了面包车的排气管上,另一端一路顺道了三楼。 „Old Cui, comes a foot accelerator!” Yu Huifei bellows. “老崔,来一脚油门！”余会非大吼一声。 Cui Jue according to Yu Huifei said that a foot accelerator gets down. 崔珏按照余会非说的,一脚油门下去。 The pipe in Yu Huifei pit-a-pat spurts the black smoke outward, the Third Floor that incomparably fresh air missed instantaneously much. This effect, may be easier-to-use than Second Child Song that broken motorcycle! 余会非手里的管子突突突的往外喷黑烟啊,三楼那无比清新的空气瞬间差了不少。这效果,可比宋老二那破摩托车好用多了！ „Became!” Yu Huifei gestures. “成了！”余会非打了个手势。 Right, why Yu Huifei must buy this to brave the black smoke the reason of broken car(riage), this car(riage) may not only start, was used to assist to farm. 没错,这就是余会非为什么要买这冒黑烟的破车的缘故了,这车可不仅仅是开的,还是用来辅助种地的。 It can be said that this multipurpose van to his hand, is drippinging of development completely sends. 可以说,这万能面包车到了他手里,算是开发的淋淋尽致了。 All arrangements were appropriate, outside some people knocked on a door. 一切安排妥当了,外面又有人敲门了。 Is the furniture city, delivering mattress comes. 是家具城的,给送床垫子来的。 In Yu Huifei gave them to send a China, the master of delivering goods looked to begin the China, had a look at that most inexpensive spring mattress mattress again, a little ignorant...... 余会非给他们一人发了一根中华,送货的师父看着手里的中华,再看看那最廉价的席梦思床垫,有点懵…… It is estimated that can't he think through, why pulls out the people in China to buy that broken mattress? 估计他也想不通,抽得起中华的人为啥要买那破床垫子吧？ Yu Huifei bought six one time, it is estimated that profit insufficiently they one comes the oil discharge fee/spent. 要不是余会非一次买了六个,估计利润都不够他们一趟来回油费的。 Packed off the delivering goods master, Yu Huifei turned off the front door. 送走了送货师父,余会非关好大门。 Saw that Cowherd they have started to divide the booty, a person carried mattress to return to the room to go, no met in the room to hear these fellow happy laughter. 就看到牛郎他们已经开始分赃了,一人扛着一个床垫子就回屋去了,没一会屋子里传来这些家伙开心的笑声。 Regarding this, Yu Huifei sprinkles however smiles...... 对此,余会非洒然一笑…… Who can want to obtain? 谁能想得到呢？ One crowd of Yin God, Heavenly Court emperor's son-in-law, Western goddess, unexpectedly because mattress of human is happy. 一群阴神,天庭驸马,西方女神,竟然会因为一个人类的床垫子如此开心。 Yu Huifei thinks the day was so light...... 余会非原本以为日子就这么平淡下来了…… However...... 然而…… Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚！ The gate was sounded. 门被敲响了。 Yu Huifei opens the door, sees only Old Zhang to stand in the entrance. 余会非打开门,只见老张头站在门口。 Yu Huifei said: „Old gentleman, has the matter?” 余会非道:“老爷子,有事儿？” Old Zhang is fronting the foot, elongated the neck, the vision crosses the shoulder of Yu Huifei directly, looks toward the courtyard. 老张头垫着脚,伸长了脖子,目光直接越过余会非的肩膀,就往院子里看。 Yu Huifei also stands on tiptoes to start, tunnels his vision, then said: „What do you take a look at?” 余会非也踮起脚来,挡住他的视线,然后道:“你瞅啥呢？” Old Zhang said: „Heard that your family came a big foreign girl, especially attractive that I hold the palm eye.” 老张头道:“听说你家来了个大洋妞,特漂亮的那种,我来掌掌眼。” „Gets the hell out, gets the hell out! Your never shames, can want the face not?” Yu Huifei hurries to push the opposite party to go out. “滚蛋,滚蛋！你个老不羞,能要点脸不？”余会非赶紧推对方出去。 Old Zhang said: „What said? I have no interest, I am curious!” 老张头道:“说啥呢？我又没兴趣,我就是好奇！” Speaking of this, Old Zhang pulls out a pile letter/believes to give Yu Huifei from the bosom. 说到这,老张头从怀里掏出一沓子信来递给余会非。 „This is your family's letter/believes, you received, let alone I have not given you.” “这都是你家的信,你收好了,别说我没给你啊。” Yu Huifei reads that pile letter/believes, estimated sketchily, has more than more than 20! 余会非看着那一沓子信,粗略的估计了一下,足足有不下二十多封！ Yu Huifei wondered: „This gives me?” 余会非就纳闷了:“这是给我的？” Old Zhang nod: „Right, gives you.” 老张头点头:“对啊,给你的。” Yu Huifei wondered: „It is not, gives my letter/believes, how in your hands?” 余会非就纳闷了:“不是,给我的信,怎么在你手里啊？” Old Zhang said: „How would I know, one by one is thin-skinned. Knows that I knew with you, entrusted me to give you, the idle talk where yeah...... came, receiving.” 老张头道:“我哪知道啊,一个个脸皮薄呗。知道我跟你认识,就委托我给你了呗,哎……哪来的废话啊,收着吧。” Then, walking that the Old Zhang leader does not return. 说完,老张头头也不回的走了。 Old Zhang just sat in his stall, Yu Huifei saw in his stall to be many a sign: „Delivers as an agent the love letter, five. I am very ripe with Boss Yu, he is my big nephew......” 老张头刚一屁股坐在他那摊位上,余会非就看到他摊位上多了一块牌子:“代送情书,一封五块。我跟余老板很熟,他是我大侄子……” The face of Yu Huifei was immediately black, he knows that this old fogy not cannot benefit early! 余会非的脸顿时就黑了,他就知道这老家伙无利不起早！ However Yu Huifei also has money now, does not lower oneself to the same level with the old person. 不过余会非现在也有钱了,不跟老人一般见识。 At this time Yu Huifei discovered, always before infrequently visited Ninth Floor gate, several eyes, in that glaring looks here. 这时候余会非才发现,一向门可罗雀的九楼门前,好几双眼睛,在那贼溜溜的看着这边呢。 That eye, brings natural telescope probably, jump Yu Huifei diligently, looks around toward the courtyard. 那眼睛,就好像带着天然的望远镜似的,努力的跳过余会非,往院子里张望。 Yu Huifei hurries to close the front door. 余会非赶紧将大门关上。 Entered the courtyard, Yu Huifei carefully read the letter/believes in hand, above without exception, the addressees were: „Yu Huifei...... the foreign goddess of family/home.” 进了院子,余会非仔细看了看手里的信,上面无一例外,收件人都是:“余会非……家的外国女神。” On the Yu Huifei forehead hung all over the heavy line immediately! 余会非脑门上顿时就挂满了黑线！ Charm that he really looked down on Aphrodite, although the reveal in the village crosses one side in a hurry, actually also attracted the attention of many hoodlum. 他果然是小瞧了阿芙洛狄忒的魅力了,虽然只是在村子里匆匆露过一面,却也吸引了不少光棍的注意力啊。 Yu Huifei regarding the contents of these letters, is very curious, what did here write? 余会非对于这些信件的内容,还是很好奇的,这里到底写了啥呢？ He wants to have a look, but in line with respecting others 's principle, gave up this evil thought. 他很想看看,不过本着尊重他人的原则,还是放弃了这个邪恶的念头。 „Sledgehammer, sledgehammer!” Yu Huifei is shouting. “大锤,大锤！”余会非喊着。 Aphrodite had the yawn to come out from the room, the stature of this woman was really good, no matter made what movement, can outline a perfect curve, the ganged up person whole body was uncomfortable. 阿芙洛狄忒打着哈欠从屋里出来了,这女人的身材实在是太好了,不管做什么动作,都能勾勒出一条完美的曲线来,勾搭的人浑身难受。 Yu Huifei knows she is the goddess of West, he suspected seriously, this is a seductress becomes reap souls Little Monster Spirit. 余会非要不是知道她是西方的女神,他严重怀疑,这就是个狐狸精变得勾魂小妖精。 „Does Sir odd/surplus, have the matter?” Aphrodite brings several points of charming, several points gang up, several points of sexually harassing flavor looks at Yu Huifei. “余大人,有事么？”阿芙洛狄忒带着几分妩媚,几分勾搭,几分调戏的味道看着余会非。 Yu Huifei gave her one pile of envelope stoppers conveniently: „This is your letter/believes, you are quite attractive.” 余会非随手将一堆信封塞给了她:“这都是你的信啊,你好好看吧。” Aphrodite read these letters, curls the lip, then one by one opened. 阿芙洛狄忒看了看这些信,撇撇嘴,然后一个个的拆了开来。 Yu Huifei is curious, stood looks in the nearby embarrassed past directly , was simply slanting the eye to look at two secretly. 余会非好奇啊,站在边上不好意思过去直接看,干脆,斜着眼睛偷瞄了两眼。 Finally sees, in that envelope many pink letter paper, the letter paper folded the affection shape. 结果就看到,那信封里不少粉红色信纸,信纸叠成了爱心形状。 Did not need to look also knew, percentage hundred love letters! 不用看也知道了,百分百的情书啊！ Yu Huifei a dumbness, hasn't he discovered some Xiulin also so many hoodlums immediately? 余会非顿时一阵无言,他咋没发现秀林还有这么多光棍呢？ Although the content in curious love letter, but Yu Huifei had not looked, but was prepares four buildings to practice calligraphy. 虽然好奇情书里的内容,不过余会非还是没多看,而是准备去四楼练字了。 At this moment, Aphrodite curls the lip saying: „Incomprehensible nonsense......” 就在这时,阿芙洛狄忒撇撇嘴道:“狗屁不通……” Then she stood up, takes these letters to enter the kitchen, all threw into the stove pit. 然后她站起身来,拿着那些信走进了厨房,全都扔进了灶坑里。 Yu Huifei surprised say/way: „Didn't you have a look carefully? Perhaps really has the handsome fellow.” 余会非惊讶的道:“你就不仔细看看了？没准真有帅哥呢。” A Aphrodite beautiful pupil revolution, fell on the body of Yu Huifei, carried a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow saying: „I have no interest in other handsome fellow...... Sir odd/surplus, do we chat?” 阿芙洛狄忒美眸一转,落在了余会非的身上,挑挑眉毛道:“我对别的帅哥没兴趣……余大人,我们聊聊？” „I feed the chicken.” Yu Huifei turned around to remain. “我去喂鸡。”余会非转身留走了。 Aphrodite saw this to smile with closed lips, a pair of beautiful pupil shone does not know that is thinking anything. 阿芙洛狄忒见此抿着嘴笑了,一双美眸忽闪忽闪的也不知道在想什么。 Year ago the chicken duck also three big bai'es that buys have lived the present, three big bai'es had not managed a household here, now has the territory consciousness. 年前买的鸡鸭还有三只大白鹅已经活到了现在,原本三只大白鹅还不把这里当家,现在已经有了领地意识。 Basically, so long as is not this person, once steps into the backyard, three big bai'es will organize to initiate the charge, front bites the thigh, behind wants the buttocks, one does not pay attention dangerously chirp chirp. 基本上,只要不是这家人,一旦踏入后院,三只大白鹅就会组团发起冲锋,前面咬大腿,后面要屁股,一不留神叽叽都危险。 The consciousness that looks after the house is stronger than Howling Celestial Dog. 那看家的意识比哮天犬还强呢。 After Yu Huifei teased a chicken duck goose, previous four building Lianzi. 余会非逗弄了一下鸡鸭鹅后,就上四楼练字去了。 The following day, pours also lightly. 接下来的日子,倒也平淡。 However is light also brings troublesome, Yu Huifei is guarding against Aphrodite like against thief every day. 但是平淡里也带着麻烦,余会非现在每天就像防贼一样防着阿芙洛狄忒。 This woman, so long as one does not pay attention, midnight can drill in his bedding! 这女人,只要一不留神,半夜就能钻他被窝里去！ What awfully is, this woman wears the clothes sometimes, sometimes might as well does not wear the clothes...... 更要命的是,这女人有的时候穿衣服,有的时候还不如不穿衣服呢…… However after was rejected by Yu Huifei repeatedly, her gradual peaceful many. 不过在被余会非拒绝了多次后,她逐渐的安静了不少。 However the front door of Yu Huifei was actually knocked quickly rottenly! 但是余会非家的大门却快被敲烂了！ 7 : 30 am, Old Zhang knocks on a door on time, then delivers one pile of letters. 早上 7 点半,老张头准时敲门,然后送上一堆的信。 Yu Huifei gives back to Aphrodite to deliver from the beginning, afterward he discovered, delivered also to be burnt by Aphrodite direct Zaokeng. 余会非一开始还给阿芙洛狄忒送过去,后来他发现,送过去了也是被阿芙洛狄忒直接塞燥坑里烧。 He is simple, reached one's goal instantly directly, saved the middle link. 他干脆,直接就一步到位了,省下了中间的环节了。 Except for the Old Zhang head, is various types has seen, has not seen, the familiar not familiar rural population pays a visit. 除了老张头,就是各种见过的,没见过的,熟悉的不熟悉的本村人登门拜访。 Before many, person who never and Yu Huifei takes a walk, now sees Yu Huifei kindly with seeing Renminbi! 很多以前从不和余会非走动的人,现在看到余会非都亲切的跟看到人民币似的了！ But the Yu Huifei principle is, horizontally in entrance. 而余会非的原则就是,横在门口。 Chatted? 聊天？ Ok, out of the door chatted. 可以,门外聊。 Passing through the gate? 进门？ No way! 没门！ Therefore, Yu Huifei towed to come out to place the front courtyard entrance three big bai'es specially, as long as some people knocked on a door, the front door opened, Yu Huifei has not gone out. 为此,余会非特意将三只大白鹅拖了出来放在了前院大门口,但凡有人敲门,大门一开,余会非还没出去呢。 Three big bai'e wing open, the mouth is shouting: „Should, should, should”, to elongate the neck to clash. 三只大白鹅翅膀子张开,嘴里喊着:“该啊,该啊,该啊”的,伸长了脖子就冲了出去。 Without Master, it is estimated that three big bai'es will suffer a loss, but Yu Huifei in this, the opposite party is also embarrassed to three big bai'es starts. 如果没有主人在,估计三只大白鹅会吃亏,但是余会非在这呢,对方也不好意思对三只大白鹅下手。 Only can little by little be repulsed...... 只能节节败退…… Then Yu Huifei takes advantage of opportunity to close the door, stands chats the international situation on the stone arch bridge with everyone. 然后余会非顺势关门,站在石拱桥上和大家聊国际形势。 Regarding this, the villagers regarding the appraisal of Yu Huifei this fellow are every day, in the rapidness and village several big feudal bullies kept pace. 对此,村民们对于余会非这个家伙的评价是每日愈下啊,都快和村子里几大恶霸并驾齐驱了。 Naturally, these people are only some idle is all right the broken mouth of dry/does fellow. 当然,这些人只是一些闲的没事干的家伙的碎嘴而已。 Yu Huifei thinks he blocked outside the main house gate, even won. 原本余会非以为他把人拦在了家门外,就算是胜利了。 However has not thought Aphrodite this woman, has problems finally. 但是万万没想到啊,最终出问题的还是阿芙洛狄忒这女人。 This woman stopped several days later, suddenly started to go out. 这女人消停了几天后,忽然就开始外出了。 That is a noon, Yu Huifei scratches graveyard, chapter of Ninth Floor, just saw Aphrodite to come back. 那是一个中午,余会非擦完墓园子,一回九楼,就刚好看到阿芙洛狄忒回来了。 Outside the front door, one in pairs is similar to the hungry wolf common eyes emit the radiant ray, staring following the crack in a door toward in facing set, wishes one could to resemble on Aphrodite's body long. 大门外面,一双双如同饿狼一般的眼睛放出璀璨的光芒,直勾勾的顺着门缝往里面钻啊,恨不得长在阿芙洛狄忒的身上似的。 Yu Huifei hurries to shout: „Closes! Closes quickly!” 余会非赶紧喊道:“关门关门！快关门！” The front door closed/pass, Aphrodite put in great inconvenience digs up say/way: „Sir odd/surplus, this does not blame me, I was go out to receive a scrap.” 大门关好了,阿芙洛狄忒委屈扒拉的道:“余大人,这可不怪我,我就是出去收了点废品。” „Receives the scrap?” Yu Huifei was ignorant suddenly, a solemn beautiful god, but can also go out to receive the scrap? This is what show operates! “收废品？”余会非一时间懵了,一堂堂美神,还要出去收废品？这是什么骚操作啊！ Simultaneously Yu Huifei also saw, side Aphrodite indeed is piling one pile of paper case, but also some iron sheet of abandoning, a small hammer. 同时余会非也看到了,阿芙洛狄忒身边的确堆着一堆纸壳子,还有些废弃的铁皮,还有一把小锤子。 Aphrodite said: „Yes, idles is also idling, must work, creates income to the family/home in?” 阿芙洛狄忒道:“是啊,闲着也是闲着,总得做点事情,给家里创收吧？” Yu Huifei can say anything, the younger sisters had a mind, he is not naturally good to blame, but said: „Next time will go out brings a mask, your face, was too easy to stimulate the male hormone.” 余会非能说啥,人家妹子有心了,他自然不好责怪,只是说:“下次出去的时候带着点口罩,你这张脸,太容易激发雄性的荷尔蒙了。”