Bucas mound seal position was good, two cheeks just on two mountains, the horizontal plan stirred the 3D stereoscopic effect obstinately...... 那比卡丘印的位置太好了,两个腮帮子刚好在两座山上,平面图愣是鼓荡出了3d立体效果…… The boss is whispering: „This...... this cannot sell 20 again, next time must rise in prices.” 老板嘀咕着:“这……这不能再卖20了,下次得涨价了。” Yu Huifei gave Aphrodite to buy jeans, one set of one-piece dress, behind bought a knitted shirt...... 余会非又给阿芙洛狄忒买了一身牛仔裤,一套连衣裙,后面又买了一件编织衫…… For does not favor one and discriminate against the other, Yu Huifei also gave White Impermanence to buy clothes. 为了不厚此薄彼,余会非也给白无常买了一身衣服。 That clothes are his oneself select, the black leather clothing, above also has iron chain, seems like society very...... Yu Huifei to ponder over is dyeing yellow hair to White Impermanence, the nail nose link, he can collect the protection money. 那衣服是他自己挑的,黑色的皮衣,上面还有铁链子,看起来十分的社会……余会非琢磨着给白无常染个黄毛,钉个鼻环,他就可以去收保护费了。 In order to prevent Black Impermanence is jealous when the time comes, Yu Huifei also bought one small-sized same. 为了防止黑无常到时候吃醋,余会非也买了一个小号的同款。 Was buying a children's clothing for Kṣitigarbha while convenient. 顺带着给地藏买了一身童装。 Finally was Cowherd, Yu Huifei brought Cowherd to go all over all markets, has not bought him to put on obstinately. 最后是牛郎了,余会非带着牛郎走遍了所有商场,愣是没买到他能穿的。 Two meters high clothes have not sold actually not, however two meters come high, body strong such as cow are not really many! 倒不是两米高的衣服没有卖的,但是两米来高,又体壮如牛的真不多！ Especially Cowherd wants the suit, other in the situation of not wanting, cannot buy good-fittingly. 尤其是牛郎死活就要西装,别的不要的情况下,根本买不到合身的。 Finally Yu Huifei inquired, looked for a shop of inexpensive making to order suit, making the boss give to make one to him. 最后余会非一打听,找了一家廉价订做西装的店子,让老板给他给做一身。 After the boss looked at Cowherd one, the first few words are: „Must add money.” 老板看了牛郎一眼后,第一句话是:“得加钱。” Yu Huifei has been mentally prepared, although the price and cotton material of many clothes are not related, but the pamphlet business had the relations. Therefore Yu Huifei also expressed the pardon...... 余会非早就做好心理准备了,虽然衣服的价格和布料多少没关系,但是小本生意就有关系了。所以余会非也表示体谅…… However pays money, Yu Huifei loved dearly. 但是付钱的时候,余会非就心疼了。 The suit of this making to order is actually 1500! 这一身订做的西装竟然要一千五百块！ Was good because of the boss said that delivered two making to order again the shirts, Yu Huifei then holds one's nose to pay money. 好在老板说再送两身订做的衬衫,余会非这才捏着鼻子付了款。 Finally just pay Haokuan, boss with a laugh takes a suit say/way of ultra-large code from the inside room: „Boss, this is the beforehand customer is scheduled. However temporarily has the matter, in a short time did not take, I thought that two people statures are similar, can try?” 结果刚付好款,老板笑呵呵的从里屋拿出来一件超大码的西装道:“老板,这是之前一个客户预定的。不过临时有事,短期内不来拿了,我看两人的身材差不多,要不要试试？” Yu Huifei looked, the nod said: „Ok, tries.” 余会非一看,点头道:“可以啊,试试吧。” Cowherd took the clothes to go, after a while came out, Yu Huifei a little could not recognize him! 牛郎拿着衣服进去了,过了一会出来的时候,余会非都有点认不出来他了！ The Cowherd stature was good, the standard triangle but actually, the whole body muscle explodes, is distinctive, his facial features resolute have disdaining to common custom, to despising of royal power. 牛郎的身材本来就非常好,标准的倒三角,全身肌肉爆炸,棱角分明,他面容刚毅中带着一种对世俗的不屑,对王权的藐视。 Now wears such a suit, toward that stand...... 如今穿上这么一身西装,往那一站…… The boss handed over sunglasses to put on to him on own initiative. 老板都主动递过去一个墨镜给他戴上了。 Then as soon as two people clap the palm of the hand saying: „Fuck! Can make a debut!” 然后两人一拍巴掌道:“我曹！可以出道了！” This is Yu Huifei and feeling of shop boss, Cowherd this makings, does not make a debut, does not go, when star anything too wasted simply. 这就是余会非和店老板的感觉,牛郎这气质,不出道,不去当个明星什么的简直太浪费了。 Also must go to be a bodyguard or top model anything badly...... 最差也得去当个保镖或者顶级模特什么的啊…… However Yu Huifei is very clear, Cowherd disdains in doing these. 不过余会非很清楚,牛郎才不屑于干那些呢。 The flamboyant big star, in the Cowherd eye, that is the lower currents low, his solemn Heavenly Court emperor's son-in-law really must do. 再牛逼的大明星,在牛郎眼里,那就是下九流下三滥,他堂堂天庭驸马真的要去干了。 It is estimated that next day Jade Emperor led the person to come to him to skin...... 估计第二天玉帝就带着人过来给他扒皮了…… In order to match the suit, Yu Huifei also brought Cowherd to buy big leather shoes. 为了搭配西装,余会非又带着牛郎去买了一双大皮鞋。 The result asked the code number, 50! 结果一问码数,50的！ This where is foot, this is two ships! 这哪里是脚丫子啊,这就是两条船啊！ Was really difficult to arrive to Yu Huifei, but he also studied intelligently, knows that bought could not buy, found the place to make to order directly. 着实给余会非难到了,不过他也学聪明了,知道买是买不到了,直接找地方订做去了。 Then, was several hundred oceans does not have. 然后,又是几百大洋没了。 Left Tuchengzi, say/way that can be foul-mouthed: „Said here small advantage, is cheap your Sir!” 离开了土城子,余会骂骂咧咧的道:“都说这里便宜,便宜你大爷啊！” The clothes bought, Yu Huifei planned ate a thing. 衣服买好了,余会非原本是打算去吃点东西的。 However considering the nearby two curious baby, he gave up decisively, killed the furniture market directly, bought several cheapest spring mattress mattresses, then after paying the fare, leading the person to charge into the second-hand vehicle market directly! 但是考虑到边上的两个好奇宝宝,他果断放弃了,直接杀到了家具市场,买了几个最便宜的席梦思床垫,然后付了车费后,带着人直接冲向了二手车市场！ Right, Yu Huifei has not planned to buy the new car from the start, although the new car is not specially expensive/noble, in his hand hundreds of thousands can also buy one. 没错,余会非压根就没打算买新车,虽然新车也不是特别贵,他手里十几万也能买一辆了。 However more hits in line with the bullet are less, the principle of a penny saved , a penny earned, Yu Huifei decides to buy a model of second-hand vehicle. 但是本着子弹越打越少,能省则省的原则,余会非还是决定买一款二手车。 Wandered a meeting in the second-hand vehicle market, Yu Huifei had not elected appropriately. 在二手车市场转悠了一会,余会非也没选到合适的。 At this moment, a sound resounds: „Yu Huifei? thanks Bian? Brother Lang?” 就在这时,一个声音响起:“余会非？谢必安？郎哥？” Yu Huifei stares, this, actually knows him? 余会非一愣,这谁啊,竟然认识他？ Then looked, Yu Huifei was happy immediately, is tomboy Chen Yue. 回头一看,余会非顿时乐了,正是假小子陈悦。 Chen Yue one of the vision on Yu Huifei sweeps, finally fell on White Impermanence. White Impermanence does not fear her, looks at each other with her, then intentional finds fault say/way: „Does? come to blows?” 陈悦的目光在余会非身上一扫而过,最后落在了白无常身上。白无常也不怕她,就跟她对视,然后故意的找茬似的道:“干啥？干架啊？” Chen Yuebai his eyes said: „Is disinclined to respond you.” 陈悦白了他一眼道:“懒得搭理你。” Then Chen Yue asked Yu Huifei: „Boss Yu, but there is a spare cash, wants to buy the car(riage)?” 然后陈悦问余会非:“余老板,可是有了闲钱,想买车？” Yu Huifei nods. 余会非点头。 Chen Yue said: „That was skillful, this car dealership is my family opens. Did I introduce to you?” 陈悦道:“那就巧了,这家车行是我家开的。我给你介绍介绍？” Yu Huifei one hear, the great happiness, he was worrying immediately oneself buys the pit father goods. 余会非一听,顿时大喜,他正愁着自己买到坑爹货呢。 Has the acquaintance, the nature convenience were many. 有熟人,自然方便多了。 Chen Yue also said: „Looked your look knows you do not understand the car(riage), people like you are fat sheep in everyone eyes. Only with the good-looking but useless goods can the pit your big somersault.” 陈悦也道:“一看你的眼神就知道你不懂车,你这种人就是大家眼里的肥羊。光用样子货就能坑你一个大跟头。” Yu Huifei nods: „Miss Chen, your let alone these, some of your what car(riage)s?” 余会非点头:“陈小姐,你别说这些了,你这都有些啥车啊？” Chen Yue said: „What car(riage) that must look at you to need, my model basically has.” 陈悦道:“那得看你需要什么样的车了,我这基本上的车型都有。” Yu Huifei said: „Takes seven, does the large space, have?” 余会非道:“要七座,大空间的,有么？” Chen Yue said: „What price? If money are many, the second-hand fierce-tempered horse I can do to you.” 陈悦道:“什么价位的？要是钱多的话,二手悍马我都能给你搞来。” Cowherd one hear, shakes the head directly: „Does not want, the horse does not have the car(riage) to be good to sit.” 牛郎一听,直接摇头:“不要,马没有车好坐。” Yu Huifei face one red, white his eyes hurried to mediate saying: „Brother Lang, do not crack a joke.” 余会非老脸一红,白了他一眼赶紧打圆场道:“郎哥,别开玩笑。” Aphrodite also crossed the issue of car(riage) by the popular science all the way, after hearing this saying, immediately collects: „I felt right that Brother Lang said that the horse is really uncomfortable. I rode before daily, belch buttocks......” 一路上阿芙洛狄忒也被科普过车的问题了,听到这话后,立刻凑了过来:“我觉得郎哥说的对,马真的不舒服。我以前天天骑,嗝屁股……” Yu Huifei that called violent perspiration such as the rain, he wondered, oneself is which muscle built mistakenly, brought together these two gruff goods? 余会非那叫一个暴汗如雨啊,他就纳闷了,自己是哪根筋搭错了,把这两个憨货一起带出来了？ Is good because of White Impermanence is sensible, hurried to draw two people to look at other car(riage). 好在白无常还是懂事的,赶紧拉着两人去看别的车了。 Chen Yue looks at Aphrodite saying: „Wasn't this...... Song clear? How, your granddaughter walks, did Boss Yu have the new joy?” 陈悦看着阿芙洛狄忒道:“这……不是宋清把？咋的,你孙女才走,余老板就有新欢了？” „New joy, this is my distantly related younger sister.” Yu Huifei said. “新欢个屁,这是我一远房妹妹。”余会非道。 Chen Yue doubt looks at Aphrodite, by the intuition of her woman, looks or thinks, felt a thick threat. 陈悦狐疑的看着阿芙洛狄忒,以她女人的直觉,无论是看还是想,都感受到了一股浓浓的威胁。 Yu Huifei said: „Do not look, Old White has no interest in her. He does not like the foreign little girls......” 余会非道:“别看了,老白对她没兴趣。他不喜欢外国妞……” Chen Yueqiao face one red and white Yu Huifei said: „What to talk nonsense?” 陈悦俏脸一红白了余会非一眼道:“胡说八道什么呢？” Yu Huifei sees her corners of the mouth to have a smiling face, knows that this was hypocritical, then said: „Fierce-tempered horse, even if, even if I clenched teeth to be in the debt to buy, it is estimated that could not refuel. My request is very simple, large space, robust anti- exercise, fuel-efficient, horsepower foot. As for the outward appearance, did not matter......” 余会非见她嘴角挂着笑,就知道这是口是心非了,然后道:“悍马就算了,就算我咬咬牙欠一屁股债买了,估计也加不起油啊。我的要求很简单,大空间,皮实耐操,省油,马力足。至于外观,无所谓了……” Say/Way that Chen Yue does not know whether to laugh or cry: „You said directly bought the bread not to end?” 陈悦哭笑不得的道:“那你直接说买面包不就完了么？” Yu Huifei said: „Said directly, doesn't appear you to be useless?” 余会非道:“直接说,不显得你没用么？” Chen Yuebai his eyes, bringing Yu Huifei to look at several vans, the gold cup and Wuling Hongguang anything has. 陈悦白了他一眼,带着余会非去看了几个面包车,金杯、五菱宏光什么的都有。 Chen Yue said: „These car(riage)s are not the accident car(riage)s, basically most likely (80%) new, 8000 you drive away, how?” 陈悦道:“这些车都不是事故车,基本上有八成新,八千块你开走,如何？” Just like Chen Yue said, this car(riage) is very indeed new, inside in plays the part of is very clean, 8000 are indeed inexpensive. 正如陈悦所说,这车的确挺新的,里面的内饰还很干净,八千块的确不贵。 In any case before Yu Huifei that several that asked were cheaper, that several casual bread dares to ask a price 15,000 to 20,000. 反正比余会非之前问的那几家便宜多了,那几家随便一辆面包就敢要价一万五到两万。 Although Yu Huifei does not know the business, but there is a that money, does Yu Huifei buy the new car is not good? 余会非虽然不懂行,但是有那个钱,余会非去买新车不好么？ Chen Yue said: „What kind of?” 陈悦道:“怎么样？” The Yu Huifei nod said: „This car(riage) good is good, was good.” 余会非点头道:“这车好是好,就是太好了点。” Chen Yue knits the brows: „What do you mean?” 陈悦皱眉:“什么意思？” Yu Huifei said: „I just possibly expression is not very clear, I want that large space...... does not have so many chairs. Furthermore, so long as performance ok, other does not matter......” 余会非道:“我刚刚可能表达的不是很清楚,我要那种大空间的……就是没这么多椅子的。再有呢,只要性能ok,别的都无所谓……” Chen Yue was directly speechless, say/way of doing best to convince: „ Boss Yu, car(riage) thing and life are hooks. You cannot save money on this, moreover how much money could not save...... this 8000, that you said that also 35,000? 陈悦直接无语了,苦口婆心的道:“余老板,车这个东西和生命是挂钩的。你在这个上面不能省钱啊,而且也省不了多少钱啊……这就八千块,你说的那种,也得三五千吧？ You as for difference that 35,000 places oneself oneself in the strategic place? ” 你至于差那三五千的把自己置身于险地么？” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „You do not understand......” 余会非摇头道:“你不懂……” „Is I do not understand, don't you understand?” Chen Yue a little went wild, she has seen stingily, has not seen is so stingy! “是我不懂,还是你不懂啊？”陈悦有点抓狂了,她见过抠门的,没见过这么抠门的！ At this moment, Yu Huifei saw that in the garage has a broken car(riage) to lie down in that he collected to lie in the window looked toward inside. 就在这时,余会非看到车库里有个破车躺在那,他凑过去趴在窗户往里面看了看。 This car(riage) inside seat opened, the remaining lords harnessed with vice- harnessed, on the gauge board arrived is is very clean, was at least complete. 这车里面的座椅都拆了,就剩下主驾和副驾了,仪表盘上到是还挺干净的,至少齐全。 When Yu Huifei saw on the window also has the window curtains, the eye shone! 当余会非看到窗户上还有窗帘的时候,眼睛就亮了！ „Can this open?” Yu Huifei asked. “这能开么？”余会非问。 Chen Yue thorough was speechless, waves saying: „Above has the key, you try.” 陈悦已经彻底的无语了,挥挥手道:“上面有钥匙,你试试吧。” Yu Huifei nods, after coming up the ignition, only felt that the automobile body with that old style train, pit-a-pat straight jumps! 余会非点头,上去点火后,只感觉车身就跟那老式火车似的,突突突的直蹦啊！ The key point is, the latter buttocks of this car(riage) emitted the billowing black smoke directly...... 重点是,这车的后屁股直接冒出了滚滚黑烟…… Yu Huifei looked, the eye shone immediately, opened simply two, discovered, this car(riage) on hot car(riage) time jumps to stumble, after several minutes, was steady. Besides braving black smoke, other performance does not have the issue...... 余会非一看,眼睛顿时就亮了,简单的开了两圈,发现,这车就热车的时候蹦跶,几分钟后就平稳了。除了冒黑烟外,别的性能都没问题…… Yu Huifei delicious landing, asked: „Buddy, doesn't this car(riage) have the big problem?” 余会非美滋滋的下了车,问道:“哥们,这车没大毛病吧？” The Chen Yue two eyes turn white, waves, a master runs over. 陈悦两眼翻白,挥了挥手,一个师傅跑了过来。 Chen Yue asked: „Can this car(riage), start?” 陈悦问:“这车,能开么？” The master said: „This car(riage), can start can start, basically all performance ok, get on the brakes anything is good, is braves the black smoke...... this we not to process with enough time. What's wrong?” 师傅道:“这车啊,能开是能开,基本上所有的性能都ok,刹车啥的都是好的,就是冒黑烟……这个我们还没来得及处理呢。咋了？” Chen Yue said: „You also heard, the performance of car(riage) does not have the issue, braves the black smoke. Outside has not made the paint, ugly. You determined that wants this?” 陈悦道:“你也听到了,车的性能没问题,就是冒黑烟。还有外面没重新做漆,丑了点。你确定要这个？” Yu Huifei happy say/way: „Wants this.” 余会非开心的道:“就要这个。” Chen Yue helpless say/way: „ Ok, this you give 2000, when sold the scrap iron. „ 陈悦无奈的道:“行吧,这个你就给两千吧,当卖废铁了。“ Say/Way that Yu Huifei one hear, beams with joy immediately „thanked the sister-in-law.” 余会非一听,顿时眉开眼笑的道“谢了弟妹。” Yu Huifei is just about to take out money, Chen Yueqiao face red white his eyes said: „Ok, delivered you.” 余会非正要掏钱呢,陈悦俏脸通红的白了他一眼道:“算了,送你了。” Yu Huifei said startled: „Delivers me?” 余会非愕然道:“送我？” Chen Yue brings a small joyful say/way: „ This car(riage) threw in the half year, no one bought radically. We were also disinclined to cultivate/repair...... 陈悦带着点小喜悦的道:“这车都扔这半年了,根本没人买。我们也懒得修了…… Even if sells still on 1,000-2,000 dollars, if you like, delivered you. ” 就算是卖也就1,000-2,000块钱,你要是喜欢,就送你了。” Yu Huifei was happy, looked at White Impermanence of distant place saying: „Does this calculate the dowry?” 余会非乐了,看了看远处的白无常道:“这算嫁妆？” „Go away! You want, do not knock it off, hurries to get the hell out.” Chen Yue becomes angry out of shame, is blushing to brandish the fist. “滚！你要不要,不要拉倒,赶紧滚蛋。”陈悦恼羞成怒,红着脸挥舞着拳头。 Yu Huifei laughs, but lowers the sound saying: „You, if delivers me, I am not definitely dry, should give money to money. If you deliver Old White, I am receiving...... in any case your one.” 余会非哈哈大笑,不过还是压低声音道:“你要是送我,我肯定不干,该给钱给钱。你要是送老白,那我就收着了……反正你们一家的。” Chen Yuebai his eyes said: „Delivered in any case, how manages you to think. You think that delivers Old White, was delivers Old White well......” 陈悦白了他一眼道:“反正就是送了,管你怎么想呢。你认为是送老白,就是送老白好了……” Yu Huifei hehe smiling: „Thanks the sister-in-law.” 余会非呵呵的笑了:“谢谢弟妹啊。” Several sisters-in-law get down, how regardless of Chen Yue installs, on the corners of the mouth is having a smiling face. 几声弟妹下来,陈悦无论怎么装,嘴角上都挂着笑。 Yu Huifei turns around to shout to White Impermanence and the others: „Old White, the sledgehammer, Brother Lang, boarded!” 余会非转身对白无常等人喊道:“老白,大锤,郎哥,上车了！” Several people hurry to run over, look at the present van, several people do not understand, gathers round looks. 几个人赶紧跑了过来,看着眼前的面包车,几个人也不太懂,就围着看。 Yu Huifei pats the steering wheel, exudes the harsh common trumpet, car(riage) buttocks following black smoke spouts...... 余会非一拍方向盘,发出破锣一般的喇叭声,车屁股后面一股黑烟喷出…… Yu Huifei said with a smile: „What's wrong?” 余会非笑道:“咋样？” Chen Yue one, the meaning is, this broken car(riage), but how also asked others? Naturally was the trash. 陈悦呵了一声,意思是,就这破车,还问别人咋样？当然是垃圾了。 Finally listens to Cowherd saying: „Automobile body is hale and hearty, big, the back is " billowing , smoky ", the sound has the penetrating power, is this god car(riage)?” 结果就听牛郎道:“车身硬朗,高大,背后黑烟滚滚,声音有穿透力,这是一辆神车吧？” Aphrodite also said: „Seemingly obsolete, but indeed compared with the car(riage) big overwhelming powers of these lying dirty tricks.” 阿芙洛狄忒也道:“看起来老旧,但是的确比那些趴窝窝的车高大威猛。” Hears such appraisal, Chen Yue almost spits blood at the scene, is this really the whole family does not enter a home, the vision is such unique! 听到这样的评价,陈悦差点当场吐血,这真的是不是一家人不进一家门啊,眼光都是这么独特！ White Impermanence knows obviously this thing is a rubbish, but he has not divulged, say/way with a laugh: „Also ok.” 白无常显然知道这玩意就是个破烂货,不过他也没说破,笑呵呵的道:“还行。” „Also boards good, went home.” “还行就上车吧,回家了。” Then Yu Huifei looks to Chen Yue, said in a low voice: „Does sister-in-law, buy the car(riage) not to deliver box of oil?” 然后余会非看向陈悦,低声道:“弟妹,买车不送一箱油啊？” „Hehe...... the sentiment you to my, I accompany you to look at the car(riage), hands over the water to you, your one cent has not spent, after I deliver you a car(riage), but can also make contact with box of oil?” Chen Yueqi must start to roll the eyes. “呵呵……感情你到我这,我陪你看车,给你递水,你一分钱没花,我送你一辆车后,还得搭上一箱油呗？”陈悦气得都开始翻白眼了。 „Petty, not on box of oil? My family Old White delivered you, walked, see you later.” Then, a Yu Huifei foot accelerator steps on, ran. “小家子气的,不就一箱油么？我家老白都送你了,走了,回头见。”说完,余会非一脚油门踩下去,跑了。 He not really is so actually mean-spirited, is mainly, Yu Huifei wants to have a look, he bullies Chen Yue, White Impermanence has anything to respond does not have. 他倒是不真的这么小气,主要是,余会非想看看,他这么欺负陈悦,白无常有啥反应没。 Result fellow not only had not responded, but also in that hehe laughing foolishly, a mean appearance. 结果这家伙不但没反应,还在那嘿嘿的傻乐呢,一副幸灾乐祸的样子。 A Yu Huifei dumbness, shakes the head, the heart said: „It seems like this was hopeless......” 余会非一阵无言,摇摇头,心说:“看来是这没戏了……” Goes home, Yu Huifei has not said anything, White Impermanence draws him to walk. 回了家,余会非还没说啥呢,白无常拉着他就走。 Yu Huifei called out: „Old White, do you do?” 余会非叫道:“老白,你干嘛啊？” White Impermanence did not speak, draws him to go to the backyard, then got up Third Floor. 白无常也不说话,拉着他去了后院,然后上了三楼。 Transmits angry roaring with this Third Floor in: „Big brother, are you as for so stingy? Although is not my woman, but you cannot bully the person......” 跟这三楼里传来一声声愤怒的咆哮:“大哥,你至于那么抠门么？虽然不是我女人,但是你也不能这么欺负人啊……” Half childhood, Yu Huifei pulled out the ear saying: „Old White, your, if cares about others, you not on own initiative? Although you are not many in the secular world time, but did you get down unable to come up? Really is not good, you get down to drink again, didn't come up? It is not good, I inflict physical torture to you, her hundred years, how do you accompany her to shake in a hurry for hundred years?” 半个小时候,余会非掏了掏耳朵道:“老白,你丫的要是在意人家,你就不会主动点么？虽然你在凡间的时间不多,但是你下去了不也能上来么？实在不行,你下去再喝点,不就上来了么？再不行,我给你加刑,她匆匆百年,你陪她晃悠百年又如何？”