Was in a daze this feedback to Aphrodite, she has a look at the own body, with hand gently is stroking that perfect curve, looks at Yu Huifei to have the impulsion of wind blood. 这回轮到阿芙洛狄忒发呆了,她看看自己的身体,用手轻轻的抚摸着那完美的曲线,看得余会非有种飙血的冲动。 Then Aphrodite is similar to a lotus flower in that ice deep pool, bloomed, is not beautiful, has several points miserable and desolate Szo's shaking the head, self-ridicules saying: „My own? Hehe......” 然后阿芙洛狄忒就如同那冰潭里的一朵莲花,绽放了,并不美,却带着几分凄凉和萧索的摇摇头,自嘲道:“我自己的？呵呵……” Then Aphrodite turned around, went out, waves saying: „I wait for you to buy the attractive clothes for me......” 然后阿芙洛狄忒转身走了,出门的时候,挥了挥手道:“我等着你给我买好看的衣服啊……” Then her both hands pillow in back of the head, enchanting extremely walked. 然后她双手枕在后脑,妖娆万分的走了出去。 Yu Huifei is also helpless, has, no matter what she. 余会非也是无奈,只好任她去了。 No matter how said, now solves Aphrodite's trouble finally. 不管怎么说,现在总算是解决了阿芙洛狄忒的麻烦了。 Yu Huifei drank two saliva, has a look at the time, was similar, goes upstairs to sleep. 余会非喝了两口水,看看时间,也差不多了,就上楼去睡觉。 Finally Yu Huifei falls asleep, smells fragrance, this fragrance light has one share...... the flower fragrance. 结果余会非睡着睡着呢,就闻到一股香气,这香气清淡中带着一股子……花香。 Yu Huifei subconscious collects in that fragrance pleasant direction. 余会非下意识的就往那香气怡人的方向凑了凑。 At this moment, Kṣitigarbha calls out in alarm: „What thing?!” 就在这时,地藏一声惊呼:“什么东西？！” Yu Huifei awakens suddenly, simultaneously Kṣitigarbha turned on the lamp. 余会非猛然惊醒,同时地藏打开了灯。 Sees only a female to lie down in the Yu Huifei bedding, stares the big eye to visit him, in that appearance charming desire drop has the meaning that is letting Monarch to pick. 只见一女子正躺在余会非的被窝里,瞪着大眼睛看着他呢,那模样娇羞欲滴中带着任君采摘的意思。 Comes the person is not others, is Aphrodite! 来人不是别人,正是阿芙洛狄忒！ The so enchanting beautiful woman, so the appearance, the Yu Huifei gentleman, a little cannot shoulder even again now, wants to throw to consider as finished. Others are in any case voluntary, your sentiment I hope is also far violates the law and so on. 如此妖娆的美女,如此模样,余会非就算再君子,现在也有点扛不住了,很想就这么扑上去算了。反正人家是自愿的,你情我愿的也谈不上犯法之类的。 However...... 但是…… Yu Huifei clenches teeth, deeply inspires: „Sledgehammer!” 余会非还是一咬牙,深吸一口气:“大锤！” These two characters come out, compared with what purifying the mind incantation, Buddhist doctrine and scrip­tures anything easy-to-use. Yu Huifei is similar to basin ice water to drench foot instantaneously from the beginning...... 这两字一出来,比什么清心咒,佛法、经文什么的都好用。余会非瞬间就如同一盆冰水从头淋到脚丫子…… Then the anger eliminated most probably. 然后火气就消去了大半。 Especially spoke of these two characters, Yu Huifei thought of that small nose small eye, stupid king sledgehammer. 尤其是一说到这两个字,余会非就想到了那个小鼻子小眼睛,呆头呆脑的王大锤。 Whom considers to think of such a person, but can also interested? 试想谁想到这样一个人,还能有兴趣呢？ The fire got down, the Yu Huifei forced smile said: „Sledgehammer, are you do do? Greater part of the night does not sleep, are you restless I to do?” 火下去了,余会非苦笑道:“大锤,你这是干啥啊？大半夜的不睡觉,你闹腾我干啥啊？” Aphrodite looks at Yu Huifei surprisedly, this boy just the previous quarter fire of desire surged upward obviously, how to disappear in an instant? 阿芙洛狄忒惊讶的看着余会非,这小子明明刚刚前一刻还是欲火高涨,怎么一转眼就消下去了呢？ Aphrodite looked at Yu Huifei pants, knits the brows: „Did this finish up?” 阿芙洛狄忒看了一眼余会非裤子,皱眉道:“这就完事了？” „Finishing up your younger sister! You go to the room to sleep to me, don't in my restless. Looked that frightens......” Yu Huifei to hurry to raise the quilt Kṣitigarbha to catch up with the person. “完事你妹啊！你给我回房间睡觉去,别在我这闹腾。看把地藏吓得……”余会非赶紧掀被子赶人。 The result raises the quilt, the Yu Huifei nosebleed was about to come out. 结果一掀被子,余会非鼻血都快出来了。 This younger sister wore her matter tissue indeed so, now the tissue wrinkles one group, all were partly visible, incomparable attraction. 这妹子尽然又穿上她那层薄纱了,现在薄纱皱成一团,一切都若隐若现,无比的诱人。 Yu Huifei hurries to wrap up to her with the quilt, then conducted the shoulder goes out. 余会非赶紧用被子给她裹上,然后扛着就出去了。 All the way, Aphrodite exudes the cheerful laughter...... 一路上,阿芙洛狄特发出欢快的笑声…… After Yu Huifei really throws into the room her, Aphrodite does not smile, but curious looks at present this little man. 当余会非真的将她扔进房间后,阿芙洛狄忒不笑了,而是好奇的看着眼前这个小男人。 Yu Huifei said: „Do you take a look at me to do? Hurries to sleep!” 余会非道:“你瞅我干啥？赶紧睡觉！” Aphrodite shakes the head saying: „Do you shut out me?” 阿芙洛狄忒摇头道:“你就那么嫌弃我么？” Yu Huifei two turn said: „Shut out...... me to tell you, always do not challenge my bottom line. Perhaps which day I have not defended give the office you!” 余会非两眼一翻道:“嫌弃个屁啊……我跟你说,你也别老挑战我的底线。没准哪天我没守住就把你给办了！” Aphrodite smiled: „Good, manages me now.” 阿芙洛狄忒笑了:“好啊,现在办了我吧。” Yu Huifei thorough was speechless, gets angry: „You are also a goddess, can you a little goddess model/pattern?” 余会非彻底的无语了,怒道:“你好歹也是一个女神,你能不能有点女神范？” Aphrodite stares, then said with a smile: „...... Do you like goddess model/pattern? Like this?” 阿芙洛狄忒一愣,然后笑道:“哦……你喜欢女神范么？这样么？” Then, Aphrodite's makings instantaneously changed, aloof, dignified solemn and respectful, she sits up the body saying: „Do you like encroaching upon the goddess the affective tone? Looks for a armor to me, Athena who I can install is sacred.” 说完,阿芙洛狄忒的气质瞬间就变了,高冷、威严肃穆,她坐起身子来道:“你喜欢侵犯女神的情调么？给我找一身盔甲,我可以装的比雅典娜还神圣哦。” In the Yu Huifei heart 100,000 Cao fuck dash about wildly, he really soon could not shoulder. He is a young virgin, the ordinary method has not played, where can bear this top goddess uniform/subdue seduction. 余会非心中十万曹尼玛狂奔而过,他真的快要扛不住了。他就是一小处男,普通玩法还没玩过呢,哪受得了这种顶级女神制服诱惑啊。 Is good is very explicit because of the Yu Huifei bottom line, the mouth is reading the sledgehammer, is thinking at heart that narrows the eyes a man, suppressed all evil thoughts in heart forcefully. 好在余会非的底线十分明确,嘴里念着大锤,心里想着那个眯眯眼男人,硬生生的镇压了心中的所有邪念。 Yu Huifei deeply inspires saying: „Can't you sleep? If you do not sleep, outside has the bucket to have the cleaning rag, you go to call the sweeping the graves garden me.” 余会非深吸一口气道:“你就不能睡觉么？你要是不睡觉的话,外面有水桶有抹布,你去给我打扫墓园子去吧。” Aphrodite looks at Yu Huifei puzzled, some of her also vitality/angry: „How do you want me?” 阿芙洛狄忒不解的看着余会非,她也有些生气了:“你到底要我怎么样？” Yu Huifei also collapses quickly: „Eldest sister, is you wants me? Your reform-through-labor well, my well provides the meals to you, isn't everyone merry gathering and happy parting good? As for being probable this?” 余会非也快崩溃:“大姐,是你到底要我怎么样好吗？你好好的劳改,我好好的给你们提供伙食,大家好聚好散不行么？至于非得这样吗？” The Aphrodite doubt, is probing asking: „Don't you...... really want the relations with me?” 阿芙洛狄忒狐疑的,试探着问道:“你……真的不想和我发生关系？” Yu Huifei said: „ Is the man, has not thought. However is impulsive and rational, I choose the rationality. 余会非道:“是男人,没有不想的。但是冲动和理性,我选择理性。 This is respects about my own, to your respect...... 这是对我自己的尊重,也是对你的尊重…… I can look, although you wish diligently and I have anything. 我看得出来,你虽然努力的想要和我发生点什么。 However you do not like this, you even loathe this, right? ” 但是你并不喜欢这样,你甚至厌恶这样,对么？” Aphrodite such as was been common by the thunder strike, the body shivers slightly, later seemed discovered the little girl of small secret is common, somewhat flurried has turned head: „Nonsense, I am tired today, first rested......” 阿芙洛狄忒如遭雷击一般,身子微微颤抖,随后仿佛被发现了小秘密的小女孩一般,有些慌乱的扭过头去:“胡说八道,我今天累了,先睡了……” Yu Huifei sees this, relaxes, the pass/test lights a lamp he who is just about, suddenly then looked to lie down on the bed, the big eye of shining said: „Here is not Olympus, rests safely.” 余会非见此,也松了口气,关上灯正要出去的他,忽然回头看了看躺在炕上,忽闪忽闪的大眼睛道:“这里不是奥林匹斯,安心睡吧。” Yu Huifei walked...... 余会非走了…… Aphrodite actually could not fall asleep, the big eye winked one in the evening, does not know that is thinking anything. 阿芙洛狄忒却睡不着了,大眼睛眨了一晚上,也不知道在想什么。 Next morning...... 第二天早上…… Yu Huifei in called out in alarm to crawl. 余会非在一声声惊呼中爬了起来。 He first jumped from the quilt, spreads out. He thinks that Aphrodite sneak attacked...... 他第一时间从被子里跳了出来,拉开距离。他以为阿芙洛狄忒又来偷袭了呢…… As a result, in the quilt no one, this relaxes. 结果发现,被子里没人,这才松了口气。 Follows to listen to front courtyard screams. 跟着就听前院一阵惊呼声。 Yu Huifei hurries to crawl, wears the clothes to run outward. 余会非赶紧爬起来,穿上衣服就往外跑。 Arrived the front courtyard, Yu Huifei saw everyone in the kitchen. 到了前院,余会非就看到大家都在厨房里呢。 Entered the kitchen, Yu Huifei saw Aphrodite innocent, pitiful, standing of fear in the , another side, on the top in the big iron saucepan a piece of dark thing. Also does not know that is anything, a burnt flavor fills the air in any case. Black smoke billowing...... 进了厨房,余会非就看到阿芙洛狄忒一脸无辜、可怜、害怕的站在边上,另一边,灶台上大铁锅里一片黑乎乎的东西。也不知道是什么东西,反正一股焦糊的味道弥漫开来。黑烟滚滚…… Yu Huifei said: „This...... what situation?” 余会非道:“这……啥情况？” Ox-Head said: „This...... this woman oneself holds the gu pot, then this. Do not ask what my she does is anything, I cannot look in any case.” 牛头道:“这……这女人自己捅咕锅,然后就这样了。别问我她做的是啥,反正我是看不出来。” Horse-Face said: „This is any thing I do not dare to eat.” 马面道:“这是啥玩意我也不敢吃啊。” Black and White Impermanence said with one voice: „We only worried that this pot can also use.” 黑白无常异口同声道:“我们只担心这锅还能不能用。” Yu Huifei looks at that to be unjustly discredited, sighs: „Brushes, should also be able to use passable.” 余会非看着那黑锅,叹了口气道:“刷一下,应该还能凑合用。” „I brush!” Aphrodite raises hand immediately, then takes up the nearby pot scourers to scratch...... “我来刷！”阿芙洛狄忒立刻举手,然后拿起边上的钢丝球就去擦…… Yu Huifei looks at her clumsy appearance, shakes the head saying: „Ok, I came. Brother Lang, makes a breakfast, finished eating us to enter a city, buys the bed, buys the car(riage).” 余会非看着她那笨拙的样子,摇摇头道:“行了,我来吧。郎哥,弄点早餐,吃完了咱们进城,买床,买车去。” „Good!” Cowherd nods. “好嘞！”牛郎点头。 Is good will not use the natural gas tank because of Aphrodite, not electric rice-cooker, otherwise Yu Huifei estimated that his family property must be done by her waste. 好在阿芙洛狄忒也不会用煤气罐,更不会电饭锅,否则余会非估计他这点家底都得被她干废了。 Looks that Yu Huifei cleans a pot in that a startled color of Aphrodite face, Yu Huifei looked at her one eyes, her body is hitting to tremble. 看着余会非在那刷锅,阿芙洛狄忒一脸的惊慌之色,余会非看了她一眼,她身体都在打哆嗦。 Yu Huifei shows the whites of the eyes saying: „What do you fear? You just came time, without fears.” 余会非翻了个白眼道:“你怕什么啊？你刚来的时候,也没这么怕啊。” Aphrodite brings the weeping voice saying: „I come time, has not thought by the person, when the gunnysack falls toward the ground.” 阿芙洛狄忒带着哭腔道:“我来的时候,也没想到会被人当麻袋往地上摔啊。” Then, she painstakingly looked at Cowherd. 说完,她苦兮兮的看了一眼牛郎。 Cowherd not pities the flower to pity the jade the thought that stared her one eyes directly, frightened Aphrodite to lower the head does not dare to speak. 牛郎则毫无怜花惜玉的念头,直接瞪了她一眼,吓得阿芙洛狄忒低着头都不敢吭声了。 Yu Huifei said: „Issue is, you come time does not obey the custom also to challenge here custom, therefore punches you. You now are only the good intention wants to help everyone make a breakfast, but did badly, no one will blame you. Therefore, you do not need to be worried......” 余会非道:“问题是,你来的时候是不守规矩还挑战这里的规矩,所以揍你。你现在只是好心的想帮大家做个早餐,但是做坏了而已,没人会怪你。所以,你不用担心……” Aphrodite said startled: „It is not, I rushed to such big calamity, all right?” 阿芙洛狄忒愕然道:“不是,我闯了这么大的祸,也没事么？” Yu Huifei said with a smile: „This calculates that a big matter , do not ok be worried. The pot can also use...... your time when paid tuition, later prepares food grew the memory.” 余会非笑道:“这算个多大的事儿啊,行了,别担心了。锅还能用呢……你这次就当交学费了,以后再做饭的时候就长记性了。” Aphrodite smiled, nodding, but in the pupil actually is completely confused...... 阿芙洛狄忒笑了,点着头,但是眸子里却尽是迷茫…… The breakfast is very simple, the big rice gruel adds the brined vegetable. 早餐很简单,大米粥加咸菜。 Now in the family/home had money, everyone were many a egg. 如今家里有了钱了,每人多了一个鸡蛋。 Is satiated with food and wine, Yu Huifei brings Cowherd and White Impermanence. 吃饱喝足,余会非带着牛郎、白无常出发了。 Cui Jue and others stay behind look after the house. 崔珏等其他人则留下看家。 Left home, after Yu Huifei also had nothing from the beginning the feeling however walked less than 200 meters, he thought that is not right. 出了家门,余会非一开始还没什么感觉但是走了不到两百米后,他就觉得不对劲了。 First did not say others, first Aphrodite this has not come to the East, has not come the goddess of modern, sees the present all, is anything is simply novel! 先不说别人,首先阿芙洛狄忒这个没来过东方,也没来过现代的女神,看到眼前的一切,简直是啥都新奇！ Saw that others electricity lanterns she wants to pat...... 看到人家的电灯笼她都想去摸摸…… Sees others entrance neon light, she draws Yu Huifei to ask: „That is the rainbow does?” 看到人家门口的霓虹灯,她拉着余会非问:“那是彩虹做的么？” Sees others to play the cell phone, she collects, has several points mysterious said to Yu Huifei: „That sorcerer imprisoned in a soul again cell phone......” 看到别人玩手机,她就凑过去,带着几分神秘兮兮的对余会非道:“那个巫师囚禁了一个灵魂再手机里……” Yu Huifei speechless, changes the topic: „Sledgehammer, I asked you, why did your Mount Olympus deliver me this to come you? Don't you have own Reformation Bureau?” 余会非一阵无语啊,岔开话题道:“大锤啊,我问你,你们奥林匹斯山为啥把你送我这来啊？你们就没有自己的劳改局么？” The Aphrodite look somewhat is small flurried shaking the head saying: „Not...... . Moreover, the one who delivers me to come is Hera's meaning. She said that makes me come here, feels the foreign land character and style culture.” 阿芙洛狄忒眼神有些小慌乱的摇头道:“没有……而且,送我来的是赫拉的意思。她说让我到这边,感受一下异域风情文化。” Yu Huifei hehe, he knew Hera, that envy heart incomparably strong woman. He suspected seriously, Hera seizes the chance to catch up with the distant point Aphrodite this beautiful woman, after all similar matter she also does a lot. Moreover Zeus that bad old man indeed does not make one be free from worry. 余会非就呵呵了,他知道赫拉,那个妒忌心无比强的女人。他严重怀疑,赫拉是趁机将阿芙洛狄忒这种美女赶远点,毕竟类似的事情她也没少干。而且宙斯那糟老头子也的确不让人省心。 Thought of Hera, Yu Huifei thought of the Heavenly Queen and Chang'e, if Chang'e were really in the legend is jealous to censure by the Heavenly Queen, that...... 想到赫拉,余会非就想到了王母娘娘和嫦娥,如果嫦娥真是传说中被王母娘娘吃醋贬过去的,那…… Yu Huifei silently at heart, emperor Wang Jia will drag into the blacklist. 余会非默默的在心里,将帝王家拉入黑名单了。 Yu Huifei comforted Aphrodite with great difficulty, that side villagers started to have the movement. 余会非好不容易安抚好了阿芙洛狄忒,那边村民们又开始有动作了。 one by one comes out from the family/home in abundance, looks around toward here. 一个个的纷纷从家里出来,一个劲的往这边张望啊。 The cell phone ka ka ka the photograph, then discusses spiritedly in that. 手机咔咔咔的拍照,然后在那议论纷纷。 Does not have the means that first, these person of many people have not gone abroad for a lifetime, even the young people, still very few see the foreigner, particularly the foreign goddess in foreign woman! 没办法啊,第一,这些人很多人一辈子都没出过国,就算是年轻人,也很少见到外国人,尤其是外国女人中的外国女神！ Immediately, male two straighten, what female is envies the envy to hate. 顿时,男的两眼发直,女的是羡慕嫉妒恨啊。 Then started to present the farce, male was looking, the female direct seat of honor twisted the twisting ear of ear, directly scolded scolding, began to start also many. 然后就开始出现闹剧了,男的在看,女的则直接上手拧耳朵的拧耳朵,开骂的开骂,动手直接开打的也不少。 Yu Huifei knows that gets down again, the village head must ask him to talk. 余会非知道再这么下去,村长得找他谈话了。 Yu Huifei hurried to crash in the clinic to buy a mask to come out, put on to Aphrodite. 余会非赶紧冲进卫生所买了个口罩出来,给阿芙洛狄忒戴上。 Is good because , the villagers are curious, not many actions. 好在,村民们只是好奇,并没有过多的举动。 Everyone's peaceful boarding, to the city, Yu Huifei was more depressed. 大家安静的上了车,到了城里了,余会非就更郁闷了。 The unsolved problem, Aphrodite with curious baby, all the way, noticed what must ask, what this is? 还是老问题,阿芙洛狄忒就跟个好奇宝宝似的,一路上,看到啥都要问问,这是啥？ What is that? 那是啥？ Yu Huifei that asked was one first two big, finally gave Cowherd Aphrodite directly. 问的余会非是一个头两个大啊,最后直接将阿芙洛狄忒塞给了牛郎。 Yu Huifei said: „Brother Lang, you explained to her.” 余会非道:“郎哥,你给她解释解释。” Cowherd shot a look at a Aphrodite saying: „What has to explain? The science and technology do you understand? Does not understand do not ask, asked you did not understand. The curious anything also little looked, looked appeared you are a country bumpkin, was despised easily.” 牛郎瞥了一眼阿芙洛狄忒道:“有啥解释的？科技你懂么？不懂就别问,问多了你也不懂。好奇什么东西也少看,看多了显得你是乡巴佬,容易被人鄙视。” Aphrodite unwilling asked one: „Does not fear is despised, can not ask?” 阿芙洛狄忒不甘心的问了一句:“不怕被鄙视,能问不？” Cowherd cracks into a smile, is brandishing the fist: „Feared that doesn't take a beating?” 牛郎咧嘴一笑,挥舞着拳头:“怕挨揍不？” Aphrodite is honest immediately. 阿芙洛狄忒立刻老实了。 Hears here, Yu Huifei almost smiled, is really every man has his master. 听到这里,余会非差点笑了,果然是一物降一物啊。 Simultaneously Yu Huifei also felt Cowherd this fellow also suffices the grandson, this fellow just entered a city, might as well Aphrodite. 同时余会非也觉得牛郎这家伙也够孙子的了,这家伙刚进城的时候,还不如阿芙洛狄忒呢。 On the public transportation runs into several young hooligans, one by one eyeball has not left Aphrodite's chest, the mouth has whispered, what smiled is incomparably lascivious. 公交车上遇到几个小流氓,一个个的眼珠子就没离开过阿芙洛狄忒的胸口,嘴里嘀嘀咕咕的,笑的是无比淫荡。 Yu Huifei cold snort/hum, several bludgers shot a look at his one eyes, is serious radically every time. 余会非冷哼一声,几个小混混瞥了他一眼,根本每当回事。 Then Cowherd horizontal their eyes, that several bludgers frighten tremble, does not know that has not arrived, got out directly. 然后牛郎横了他们一眼,那几个小混混吓得一哆嗦,也不知道到没到站,直接下车了。 Although others do not have the hooligan is so direct, but many will look. 其他人虽然没有流氓那么直接,但是多少都会看过来。 But, Yu Huifei can only give up making the public transportation, took taxi to go to the clothing city. 无奈之下,余会非只能放弃做公交车,打车前往服装城了。 Although Yu Huifei had money, but he is very clear, oneself that money cannot make oneself open wide the flower. 余会非虽然有钱了,但是他很清楚,自己那点钱并不能让自己敞开了花。 Therefore, even if buys the clothes for the goddess, he also as far as possible selects cheap point buying. 所以,哪怕是给女神买衣服,他也是尽可能的挑便宜点的买。 The Tuchengzi clothing city, is ancient forest a wholesale market, here sells anything has. 土城子服装城,是古林的一处批发市场,这里卖啥的都有。 However is a little very unified, that is the genuine article basically does not have, but price absolutely economizing package. 不过有一点是很统一的,那就是真货基本没有,但是价格绝对省钱包。 Yu Huifei the plan bought the body skirt for Aphrodite, but this woman has own to be aesthetic. He selected a yellow upfront to print the T-shirt of Bucas mound. 余会非本打算给阿芙洛狄忒买身裙子的,但是这女人有自己的审美。他挑了一件黄色的正面印着比卡丘的t恤。 Yu Huifei said: „Does this...... consider as finished? This type of two dimension horizontal plans, look in this above also good, you put on were unattractive.” 余会非道:“这……算了吧？这种二次元平面图,在这上面看着还行,你穿上了就不好看了。” However Aphrodite wants, Yu Huifei has to spend 20 dollars to buy for her. 但是阿芙洛狄忒就是想要,余会非只好花了二十块钱给她买了。 In Aphrodite's happy chamfering the fitting room changed the clothes. 阿芙洛狄忒开开心心的去边上试衣间换衣服去了。 Then...... 然后…… Yu Huifei, Cowherd and White Impermanence, the shop owner, compelled ignorant! 余会非、牛郎、白无常,还有商店老板,都懵逼了！ Yu Huifei said: „Fuck, I think that is the 2D plane goods, originally puts on is 3D!” 余会非道:“我曹,我以为是2d的平面货,原来穿上就是3d的啦！”