Female coquettish look such as saying with a smile of silk: „Good good-looking big brother......!” 女子媚眼如丝的笑道:“好俊俏的大哥……啊！” Sees only Cowherd to overrun to hold the hair of opposite party, brandished directly, is being one pats to the ground. 只见牛郎冲过去抓住对方的头发,直接抡了起来,对着地上就是一顿拍啊。 That picture, falls Lokey to resemble with the green giant, about opens falls, the people who the sound listens to are absolutely terrified. 那画面,就跟绿巨人摔洛基似的,左右开摔,啪啪之声听的众人毛骨悚然。 After more than ten, Cowherd with throwing rags, threw conveniently that female one side, then clapped saying: „Handles! The incorrect words, I dig a pit her buried , helping you forever the never recurring trouble!” 十几下过后,牛郎就跟扔破布似的,随手就将那女子扔到了一边,然后拍拍手道:“搞定！不行的话,我挖个坑把她埋了,帮你永绝后患！” At this moment, Yu Huifei has compelled ignorant! 此时此刻,余会非已经懵逼了！ He knows Cowherd to the woman without the favorable impression......, but now is clear, that has the favorable impression, in this goods eye should would have no woman lifeform? 他知道牛郎对女人没好感……但是现在才明白,那不是没好感啊,这货眼里应该就没有女人这种生物吧？ Starting time, hitting the man is more ominous than! 下手的时候,比打男人还凶呢！ Yu Huifei knows now finally why the Heavenly Queen must delimit Milky Way, it is estimated that is afraid the unmarried girl by the family/home violent. 余会非现在终于知道为什么王母娘娘要划条银河了,估计是害怕自家闺女被家暴吧。 Naturally cracks a joke...... 当然只是开玩笑而已…… Yu Huifei fronted the foot to pat the Cowherd generous shoulder saying: „Brother Lang, thanked. Without you, I have really not known how to handle this woman...... his show too air/Qi.” 余会非垫着脚拍了拍牛郎宽厚的肩膀道:“郎哥,谢了。没有你,我还真不知道怎么搞定这女人……丫的太骚气了。” Cowherd abandoned one not politely to drink water on the chamfering. 牛郎扔下一句不客气就去边上喝水了。 Yu Huifei squats down, looks that the fallen black and blue female said: „Yeah, can chat now well?” 余会非蹲下,看着被摔的鼻青脸肿的女子道:“哎,现在能好好聊了么？” Female, is on the rise uh-huh: „I want to make up a makeup.” 女子嗯哼一声,抬起头来:“我想补个妆。” Washes the face, washes hair, Yu Huifei looks for previous clothes to throw to the female. 洗了脸,洗了头,余会非找来一身以前的衣服扔给女子。 That is a shirt and pants. 那是一件衬衫和西裤。 The females put on are slightly loose, she pulled the sleeve to the small arm place, the button does not know was intentional or forgot, above two have not fastened in any case, that white and shiny mountain, the dark gully, letting people always one type the vision along the impulsion that going in found out. 女子穿着略显宽松,她挽起了袖子到小臂处,衣扣也不知道是故意的还是忘了,反正上面两个没扣上,那白花花的山,黑乎乎的沟壑,让人总有一种将目光顺进去一探究竟的冲动。 Yu Huifei could not bear, is pointing at the knot say/way of women's: „Ties to tie, here no one to you interested, honest.” 余会非受不了了,指着女子的扣子道:“系上系上,这里没人对你有兴趣啊,老实点。” The females curled the lip, looked at an all around crowd. 女子撇撇嘴,看了一眼四周的人群。 Sneering of Black and White Impermanence face: „We in the hell, has looked at the demoness many wants to spit, has no interest in you.” 黑白无常一脸的冷笑:“我们在地府,看过的女鬼多的都想吐,对你没兴趣。” Ox-Head Horse-Face hehe said: „In Eighteenth Hell, gets down the wok with cooking oil, under the demoness in sea of fire not to wear the clothes, looked, no feeling.” 牛头马面呵呵道:“十八层地狱里,下油锅、下火海里的女鬼都是不穿衣服的,看多了,没啥感觉。” Howling Celestial Dog lies in that sleeps, obviously is the species different has no interest. 哮天犬趴在那睡大觉,显然是物种不同也没兴趣。 Kṣitigarbha looks at her look, with looking at viper, hides toward behind. 地藏看她的眼神,就跟看蛇蝎似的,直往后面躲。 Cui Jue calm and easy-going, cannot see pleasantly...... 崔珏老神在在的,看不出喜乐…… Cowherd is ready to fight, an eager stance, looks at her look with looking at sandbag! 牛郎摩拳擦掌,一副跃跃欲试的架势,看她的眼神就跟看沙袋似的！ Visited her obstinately hits to tremble. 愣是把她看得打了个寒颤。 Has a look at Yu Huifei again, although this goods are suppressing the own fire of desire diligently, but clearly, this is among everyone, only normal person. 再看看余会非,这货虽然努力压制着自己的欲火,但是很明显,这是所有人当中,唯一一个正常人了。 The female is the knot sat in the Yu Huifei opposite subconsciously, the body turns a S curve, enchanting and charming...... 女子系好扣子坐在了余会非的对面,身体下意识的扭出来一个s曲线,妖娆、妩媚…… The Yu Huifei eyebrow selects: „I, no matter you are, to my domain, you were receiving to me. In other show the show air/Qi, here does not welcome not the proper woman.” 余会非眉毛一挑:“我不管你是谁啊,到了我这地盘,你给我收着点。别骚里骚气的,我这里不欢迎不正经的女人啊。” The females honk the mouth said: „Sir odd/surplus, your a little pressed the person. Others this is innate, every action and every movement are like this.” 女子嘟了嘟嘴道:“余大人,你这就有点难为人了。人家这是天生的,一举一动就是这样子的。” Yu Huifei hehe sneers: „That is all right, I make one help your board. Brother Lang!” 余会非呵呵冷笑:“那没事,我让人帮你板着。郎哥！” Cowherd one hear of eyes shone! 牛郎一听眼睛就亮了！ The females looked, frightens hurries to sit incomparably straight, straight, the facial features are solemn and respectful, cold as ice and frost, is like just like the goddess that in that main hall sits well, dignified inviolable! 女子一看,吓得赶紧坐得无比端正,笔直,面容肃穆,冷若冰霜,宛若那大殿里端坐的女神像似的,威严不可侵犯！ Yu Huifei was happy immediately: „Hey...... seems like not cannot restrain.” 余会非顿时乐了:“嘿……看来也不是不能克制么。” A female dumbness, she is not really able to understand. 女子一阵无言,她是真的无法理解。 At present this man, obviously a lot of desires, moreover is very indeed interesting about her body, but why can go all out to suppress? Moreover living that can suppress? 眼前这个男人,明明一肚子的欲望,而且对她的身体的确很有意思,可是为什么就要拼命压制呢？而且还能压制的住呢？ Yu Huifei said: „Rubbish, said that who you are.” 余会非道:“不废话了,说吧,你到底是谁。” The females said: „Young god, Mount Olympus, the god and the beautiful god harvest, my name was Aphrodite.” 女子道:“小神,奥林匹斯山,丰收之神、美神,我叫阿芙洛狄忒。” Yu Huifei one hear first stares, later pats the table say/way: „Fuck, no wonder you are so attractive, such wave! Originally is the beautiful god......” 余会非一听先是一愣,随后一拍桌子道:“我曹,难怪你这么漂亮,又这么浪啊！原来是美神啊……” Regarding the beautiful god, Yu Huifei has the impression. 对于美神,余会非还是有印象的。 Naturally, reason that actually Yu Huifei has also had some research regarding the Olympus myth...... studies , because university time has seen Venus. Curious Venus is anything, he checked...... 当然,其实余会非对于奥林匹斯神话也有过些许的研究……之所以研究呢,是因为大学的时候看到过维纳斯。好奇维纳斯是个啥,他就查了查…… Then does not check does not know, checked compels ignorant. 然后不查不知道,一查就懵逼了。 In Mount Olympus these gods chaotic challenged Yu Huifei seriously to the cognition of Yu Daode, ethics and three cardinal guides and five constant virtues. 奥林匹斯山上那些神乱的严重的挑战了余会非对于道德、伦理、纲常的认知。 That at sixes and sevens character relations, did the collapse Yu Huifei directly. 那乱七八糟的人物关系,直接将余会非干崩溃了。 If in the island small movie part is excessive enough, then places in Mount Olympus, that is the child crosses each family. 如果说岛国小电影里一部分已经够过分了,那么放在奥林匹斯山上,那就是小孩子过家家。 What son rests mother, when father's resting daughter-in-law, on deity avenue strong woman, others are not at home to touch other main house gate are mere trifle, the potluck! 什么儿子睡妈,当爹的睡儿媳妇,天神大街上强女人,别人不在家摸进别家门都是小意思,家常便饭！ Even, the entire Olympus mountain spirit department, can regard as is the son and mother had the relations, then multiplied story of one group of gods. 甚至,整个奥林匹斯山神系,都可以看成是儿子和妈发生了关系,然后繁衍了一群神的故事。 At present this beautiful god Aphrodite is also a flamboyant person, it is said that he was some bodies of Titan clan big boss falls in the sea, then changed into this female in the spray. A Aphrodite birth was the adult appearance, beautiful unparalleled. 眼前这个美神阿芙洛狄忒也是个牛逼人,据说他是泰坦一族大boss的一部分身体落在了海中,然后在浪花里化为了这个女子。阿芙洛狄忒一出生就是成人模样,美丽无双。 Afterward married the fire and artisan god of Hephaestus, but the god of this artisan is a cripple, wonderful ugly incomparable. 后来嫁给了火与工匠之神赫菲斯托斯,但是这工匠之神是个瘸子,又奇丑无比。 He is infatuated in the hammering every day, naturally treated coldly own beautiful pretty little girl. 他每天又醉心于打铁,自然就冷落了自家的美娇娘。 This is just like the Olympus edition runt...... 这就好比是奥林匹斯版的武大郎…… Aphrodite, as a woman who jumps from the spray, how possible non- wave? 阿芙洛狄忒呢,作为一个从浪花里蹦出来的女人,又怎么可能不浪呢？ When Mr. oneself are unable to satisfy the own time, she started to gang up with other men. 当自己老爷们无法满足自己的时候,她就开始勾搭起了其他的男人了。 Naturally, what are more is other men gangs up with her. 当然,更多的是其他男人勾搭她。 Her pile of dry firewood, who bumps in any case who catches fire, instantaneously on Hephaestus's godship, in the brand mark green hat marks, helping him become the god of green hat. 反正她这堆干柴,谁碰谁着火,瞬间将赫菲斯托斯的神格上,烙印上了一顶顶绿帽子印记,帮他成为了绿帽之神。 She ganged up with war-god Ares, was left over 5 children ; 她勾搭了战神阿瑞斯,先后剩下五个子女; Then has a child with Hermes ; 然后又和赫尔墨斯生孩子; Also gives birth to Aeneas with heroic secure Sise. 又和英雄安喀塞斯生下埃涅阿斯。 In any case is, lives...... 反正就是一路和人啪啪啪,一路生生生…… Naturally, this cannot all blame this woman, after all in Mount Olympus these gods, few are clean, everyone is at sixes and sevens relations. 当然,这也不能全怪这女人,毕竟奥林匹斯山上那些神,就没几个是干净的,每个人都是乱七八糟的关系。 How does not make clear them Yu Huifei to the present in any case is a system. 反正余会非到现在也搞不清楚他们是怎么个体系。 However at present this woman who is known as Olympus Pan Jinlian, Yu Huifei has the impression. 但是眼前这个号称奥林匹斯潘金莲的女人,余会非还是有印象的。 Therefore, her saying name, the Yu Huifei instantaneous second understood her so to be why profligate. 所以,她一说名字,余会非瞬间秒懂她为何会如此放荡了。 Sees Yu Huifei to be in a daze, Aphrodite thinks that Yu Huifei has not listened to be clear her name, said with a smile: „ The meaning of Aphrodite this name is the meaning of water leakage. 看到余会非发呆,阿芙洛狄忒以为余会非没听清楚她的名字,笑道:“阿芙洛狄忒这名字的意思是出水的意思。 If Sir Bureau Chief thought that did not shout well, I along with the Eastern surname of Sir Bureau Chief, surnamed Yu. 局长大人要是觉得不好叫,我就随了局长大人的东方姓氏,姓余。 How was the full name called water leakage? ” 全名就叫余出水怎么样？” Yu Huifei one hear, on forehead immediately suddenly/violently Hanru rain...... 余会非一听,脑门上顿时暴汗如雨啊…… odd/surplus water leakage...... 余出水…… odd/surplus, water leakage...... 余,出水…… These characters take not to have the issue alone, but how he thought that these characters place on this woman, that wave? 这几个字单独拿出来都没问题,但是他怎么觉得这几个字放在这女人身上,就那么浪呢？ Then Yu Huifei coughs a sound said: „This name, I took one to you even again.” 然后余会非干咳一声道:“这名字就算了,我重新给你取一个吧。” Aphrodite also understands obviously, here Yu Huifei is an eldest child, has the meaning of deliberately flattering, say/way of being all smiles: „Name that good...... the Sir gives, is definitely of pleasant to hear.” 阿芙洛狄忒显然也明白,这里余会非才是老大,有刻意讨好的意思,笑容满面的道:“好啊……大人取的名字,肯定好听。” Yu Huifei nods saying: „Your name, since has the meaning of water leakage, places here to consider freshly and beautifully.” 余会非点点头道:“你的名字既然有出水之意,放在我们这里当是出水芙蓉。” Aphrodite clearly has regarding the Eastern culture find, heard this idiom eye to shine, whispered: „Cotton rose...... also good......” 阿芙洛狄忒显然对于东方文化是有所了解的,听到这句成语眼睛亮了,嘀咕道:“芙蓉……也蛮好……” Then Yu Huifei said: „Since is fresh and beautiful, you called odd/surplus Dachuiba!” 然后余会非道:“既然是出水芙蓉,那你就叫余大锤吧！” Pū! 噗！ At the same time has been installing not to speak deeply, drank tea to play Cui Jue direct water of pen to puff out, shot a look at Yu Huifei, probably was saying: „Real motherfucking will give the name!” 一边一直在装深沉没吭声,喝茶玩笔的崔珏直接一口水喷了出去,瞥了一眼余会非,好像在说:“真tm会取名字啊！” Aphrodite also compelled ignorant, what she cannot think through, does this sledgehammer and have the relation of fuck freshly and beautifully? 阿芙洛狄忒也懵逼了,她想不通的是,这大锤和出水芙蓉有尼玛的联系啊？ Yu Huifei said: „Everyone did not speak, did that approve? Ok , later you called odd/surplus Dachuile like this!” 余会非道:“大家都不说话,那就是认同了呗？行了,就这样了,以后你就叫余大锤了！” The Aphrodite direct two eyes feel dizzy, the heart said: „What person do I run into?” 阿芙洛狄忒直接两眼发晕,心说:“我遇到个什么人啊？” However Aphrodite is not at all a rejection, because she discovered, Yu Huifei has been slanting the eye to look around Cowherd, that meaning has a word not to gather greatly, puts the Cowherd trend. 但是阿芙洛狄忒也不敢当面拒绝,因为她发现,余会非一直斜着眼睛看着边上的牛郎呢,那意思大有一言不合,放牛郎的趋势。 Thinks that this man starting ruthless spicy, almost to she disfigured one's face the method. 想到这汉子下手之狠辣,差点给她毁容了的手段。 Aphrodite can only endure feeling sad, say/way that incomparably is contrary to convictions: „This...... is really a good name, hehe......” 阿芙洛狄忒只能忍着心酸,无比违心的道:“这……真是个好名字,呵呵……” Yu Huifei said: „That is natural, does not have a look at me to study with whom day-by-day. Do I with hell Judge...... yeah, why Old Cui you go?” 余会非道:“那是当然,也不看看我一天天都跟谁学习。我可是跟地府判官……哎,老崔你干嘛去啊？” „I do not know you, do not call me.” Cui Jue waved. “我不认识你,你别叫我。”崔珏挥挥手走了。 Yu Huifei awkward...... 余会非一阵尴尬…… „Sledgehammer, why do you come this?” Yu Huifei curious asking. “大锤啊,你为啥来这啊？”余会非好奇的问道。 Aphrodite to is a face is confident: „With Ares that instigated that the goods in the temple, were then caught by my lame husband.” 阿芙洛狄忒到是一脸坦然:“和阿瑞斯那个怂货在神殿里啪啪啪,然后被我那个瘸腿丈夫抓到了。” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非哑然…… Really, this is dissolute goods. 果然,这就是个浪荡货。 Simultaneously Yu Huifei is pondering over, what fearful infection virus to this woman body if there is the enemy's, it is estimated that within how many days, the gods in Mount Olympus did exterminate? 同时余会非琢磨着,如果有敌人给这女人身上下点什么可怕的传染病毒的话,估计几天之内,奥林匹斯山的神就灭绝了吧？ Sees Yu Huifei that look, Aphrodite understands that Yu Huifei is thinking anything. 看到余会非那眼神,阿芙洛狄忒就明白余会非在想什么。 She curls the lip, is disinclined to explain anything. 她撇撇嘴,也懒得解释什么。 Yu Huifei said: „Since you came, I will not treat unjustly you. Our backyards were filled up with, you live in the front courtyard...... other, starting today, you are our Ghosts and Gods Inn......” 余会非道:“既然你来了,我也不会亏待你。咱们这后院住满了,你就住前院吧……另外,从今天开始,你就是咱们鬼神客栈的……” Yu Huifei card under shell, when ponders over oneself to describe with what word. 余会非卡了下壳,在琢磨着自己用什么词来形容的时候。 White Impermanence added: „Leading role.” 白无常补充道:“头牌。” Yu Huifei nods: „Right, leading role...... aiya...... to your Sir! The leading role of nonsense, father this is an inn, is not a brothel!” 余会非点头:“对,头牌……哎呀……对你大爷啊！狗屁的头牌,老子这是客栈,不是青楼！” White Impermanence face red say/way: „What has to distinguish? The five-star hotel we have also lived, doesn't have the small card?” 白无常老脸一红道:“有啥区别么？五星级酒店我们也住过,不也有小卡片么？” Yu Huifei said: „Small card? Your not also useless small card with others...... that what? Rubbish, hurries to get the hell out.” 余会非道:“小卡片咋了？你不也没用小卡片就和人家咳咳……那个啥了么？别废话了,赶紧滚蛋。” White Impermanence was shameless, hurries to slide. 白无常老脸通红,赶紧溜了。 Black Impermanence and the others staring of one by one collected: „Old White, don't walk? Which what did you say?” 黑无常等人一个个的瞪着眼睛凑了过来:“老白,你别走啊？你说说哪个啥了？” White Impermanence walks was quicker, one crowd of Eight Trigrams (gossip) male hehe are smiling, pursued. 白无常走的更快了,一群八卦男嘿嘿笑着,追了上去。 Arrived the front courtyard, White Impermanence asked Cui Jue: „Old Cui, Little Yu gives others a big miss to give a that broken name, is not quite good?” 到了前院,白无常问崔珏:“老崔,小鱼给人家一大姑娘起个那破名字,不太好吧？” Cui Jue said with a smile: „This was the Little Yu intelligent place.” 崔珏笑道:“这就是小鱼聪明的地方了。” Black Impermanence said: „Doesn't have the culture to be chaotic the name also to call intelligently? Was I intelligent?” 黑无常道:“没文化乱起名字也叫聪明？那我岂不是聪明透顶了？” Cui Jue shakes the head: „ The woman is the beautiful god, can indeed become this name by her appearance. However said that life place, too chaotic...... her character you also saw. Then likes ganging up with the peerless beautiful woman of person, who can the average person shoulder the seduction? 崔珏摇头:“那女人是美神,以她的容貌的确当得上这名字。但是说生活的地方,太乱了……她的性格你们也看到了。那么爱勾搭人的绝世美人,一般人谁扛得住诱惑啊？ Little Yu is young, young and vigorous, has to the love and opposite sex yearns infinitely. 小鱼还年轻,血气方刚,正是对爱情、异性有着无限向往的时候。 At this time let alone an outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman, even if an ordinary younger sister pursued but actually, it is estimated that Little Yu was easy to surrender. 这时候别说一绝色美女了,就算是一普通妹子倒追,估计小鱼都容易投降。 Therefore he gives Aphrodite to give the name that incomparably spoiled the fun. 所以他给阿芙洛狄忒起了个无比煞风景的名字。 Later one meets, or she must do, so long as Little Yu thinks of the name of opposite party, at least soft half! ” 以后一见面,或者她要干嘛,小鱼只要想到对方的名字,至少软一半！” The Black and White Impermanence brain made up a that picture, a beautiful woman enchanting extremely walks, Yu Huifei shouts one: „Sledgehammer...... your slow point......” 黑白无常脑补了一下那画面,一美女妖娆万分的走来,余会非大喊一声:“大锤……你慢点……” That picture instantaneously the collapse that changed from the fluttering flags...... 那画面瞬间就从旖旎变的崩溃了…… Two people nod saying: „Really, this name undertakes to provide medical treatment unyieldingly.” 两人点头道:“果然,这名字包治硬气啊。” When everyone walked, Yu Huifei looked at Aphrodite's clothes, said: „Then, buys good point clothes for you. Your that cannot put on, the cotton material were too few.” 等大家都走了,余会非看了看阿芙洛狄忒的衣服,道:“回头,给你买一身好点的衣服。你那一身不能穿了,布料太少了。” Aphrodite stares, points at oneself saying: „Do you buy the clothes for me? Did I put on?” 阿芙洛狄忒一愣,指着自己道:“你给我买衣服？我穿多了？” The Yu Huifei nod said: „Right, has the issue? Do you have money to buy the clothes?” 余会非点头道:“对啊,有问题么？难道你有钱买衣服么？” A Aphrodite face strange looks at Yu Huifei, gathers in front of slowly Yu Huifei. Such a bends the waist, makes an effort, the knot of chest collapsed instantaneously! 阿芙洛狄忒一脸古怪的看着余会非,缓缓凑到余会非面前来。这么一弯腰,一用力,胸口的扣子瞬间崩开了！ The profound gully takes in everything at a glance! 深邃的沟壑一览无余啊！ Yu Huifei must shout Cowherd immediately. 余会非立刻就要喊牛郎。 Aphrodite smiles immediately, turns around to sit, then charming and sultry shot a look at Yu Huifei saying: „You...... and they are not quite same.” 阿芙洛狄忒立刻笑了,转身坐好,然后风情万种的瞥了一眼余会非道:“你……和他们不太一样。” Then, Aphrodite sets out, turns the extremely slender waist to walk outward. 说完,阿芙洛狄忒起身,扭着水蛇腰就往外走。 Although is a men's wear, but still made her go out charming and sultry...... 虽然是一身男装,但是依然让她走出了风情万种…… Yu Huifei could not bear, called out: „How yeah yeah...... to walk? Don't gang up with the person line?” 余会非忍不住了,叫道:“哎哎哎……怎么走路呢？别那么勾搭人行么？” Aphrodite then looks at Yu Huifei saying: „I am very curious, why don't you ask me to leave? Walks, or little puts on, is unattractive?” 阿芙洛狄忒回头看着余会非道:“我很好奇,你为何不让我这么走么？难道这么走,或者少穿一点,不好看么？” Aphrodite came from the place of philosophy worthily, opened mouth gives Yu Huifei ten points to have the philosophy issue. 阿芙洛狄忒不愧是从哲学之地来的,一张嘴就给了余会非一个十分具有哲学性的问题。 Yu Huifei touches the chin, then shakes the head saying: „ How can I say? 余会非摸摸下巴,然后摇头道:“怎么说呢？ The men hope the fewer the better that the woman puts on, I am no exception. ” 男人都希望女人穿的越少越好,我也不例外。” Aphrodite said: „Do I little put on? Doesn't put on?” 阿芙洛狄忒道:“那我少穿点？或者不穿？” Yu Huifei this time had not been enticed, but is deeply frowning looks at Aphrodite saying: „Why do you want to act according to my will to wear the clothes? Your won't oneself make the choice? You are the one by one body, you have to all rights of oneself body. Why can actually live with others' will?” 余会非这次没有被勾引到,而是眉头紧锁的看着阿芙洛狄忒道:“你为什么要根据我的意志穿衣服呢？你难道就不会自己做选择么？你是一个个体,你拥有对自己身体的所有权利。却为什么要随着别人的意志而活呢？”