TRRLB :: Volume #2

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Aphrodite beautiful pupil circulation: Sir odd/surplus, is this is not mad at me?” 阿芙洛狄忒美眸流转:“余大人,这是不生我的气了?” Yu Huifei said: Vitality/Angry is far from, but I want you to do in Rome as Rome does, that......” 余会非道:“生气谈不上,但是我希望你入乡随俗,那个……” Aphrodite said with a smile: I understood, examines, right?” 阿芙洛狄忒笑道:“我懂得,检点一点,对么?” Yu Huifei is surprised, this girl comes for several days, had understood that examines this word! 余会非惊讶啊,这丫头才来几天,已经懂得检点这个词啦! Aphrodite said: I walk, often heard behind some people to say this word.” 阿芙洛狄忒道:“我一路走来,经常听到有人背后说这个词。” Yu Huifei speechless, he can think that certainly is one crowd of broken mouth aunt's back whispers...... 余会非哑然,他都能想到,那一定是一群碎嘴大妈背后的嘀咕…… The Yu Huifei comfort said: Body is not fearing the shadow to be slanting, so long as you, others liked saying that well anything said anything went.” 余会非安慰道:“身正不怕影子斜,只要你好好的,别人爱说啥说啥去吧。” Aphrodite purses the lips to say with a smile: Relax, I on the mountain, have listened to others' baseless rumor. Criticizes like them temperately, has no influence...... to feel relieved that to me, I will protect my own.” 阿芙洛狄忒抿嘴笑道:“放心,我在山上的时候,早就听惯了别人的风言风语了。像他们这么温和的批评,对我没什么影响……放心吧,我会保护好我自己的。” Then, Aphrodite went to the backyard. 说完,阿芙洛狄忒去后院了。 Yu Huifei looks at her beautiful back, the heart said: I am worried about you? I am worried that the masters in my Men Village are good......” 余会非看着她婀娜的背影,心道:“我是担心你么?我是担心我门村的老爷们好么……” Yu Huifei really feared Aphrodite this being able to let loose woman, comes that set of belt/bring on Mount Olympus, overnight rests the village men. That Yu Huifei estimated, he later did not use in this village is staying, these women can eat him exactly! 余会非是真怕阿芙洛狄忒这个放得开的女人,把奥林匹斯山上的那一套带过来,一夜之间睡遍全村男人。那余会非估计,他以后就不用在这村子里呆着了,那些女人能活吃了他! However evidently, Aphrodite as if really has no interest in these that people, or has prepared to become an honest woman. 不过看样子,阿芙洛狄忒似乎真的对那些那人没兴趣,又或者已经准备从良了。 The Yu Huifei long exhalation one breath, relaxed some. 余会非长长的呼出一口气,放松了些许。 Over the following several days, Aphrodite really goes out each time brings the mask. Afterward Cui Jue made a wood/blockhead mask to her directly, the mask was slightly fierce, and skeleton was strange. Places that nothing special, but the belt/bring on Aphrodite's face, these lines can destroy the perfect line on Aphrodite face, making her seem like not attractive. 接下来的几天,阿芙洛狄忒果然每次出门都是带着口罩的。后来崔珏直接给她做了一个木头面具,面具略显狰狞,而且骨架古怪。放在那,没什么特别的,但是带在阿芙洛狄忒的脸上,那些线条就可以破坏掉阿芙洛狄忒脸上的完美线条,让她看起来没那么漂亮了。 Regarding this, Yu Huifei regarding the Cui Jue craftsmanship is to admire full of admiration, he really wants to find the opportunity to chat with Yama Raja, coming that if his side bustles about, later Cui Jue keeps his. 对此,余会非对于崔珏的手艺是佩服的五体投地啊,他真想找机会跟阎王爷聊聊,他那边要是忙乎的过来,以后崔珏就留在他这吧。 However Yu Huifei underestimated the charm of beautiful god. 但是余会非还是太小看了美神的魅力。 Aphrodite's appearance could not see, even that mask also a little proves the disfigurement shape, however her every action and every movement, the perfect stature, the pure white clear skin, still makes many people move restlessly. 阿芙洛狄忒的容貌看不到了,甚至那面具还有点证明毁形象,但是她的一举一动,完美的身材,洁白晶莹的皮肤,依然让不少人躁动着。 Especially, this foreign little girl typical Northeastern Mandarin, pulled closer everyone's distance, captured fans group by group. 尤其是,这外国妞一口地道的东北话,着实拉近了大家的距离,俘获了一批又一批的粉丝。 Recently over the two days, the contact tourists were much many. 最近这两天,往来的游客都多了不少。 Even the Yu Huifei shop, started to have the order crazily. 甚至余会非的店铺,都开始疯狂有订单了。 But the Yu Huifei approach is, so long as discovers male, same rejection! 余会非的做法是,只要发现是男的,一律拒绝! Then he discovered, motherfucking male! 然后他发现,都tm是男的! ...... …… Aphrodite received over the two days much came back tattered, even less than half barrel golden paint. 阿芙洛狄忒这两天收了不少破烂回来,甚至还有小半桶金色的油漆。 Then Aphrodite does not go out, is conducting these things Third Floor, every day strikes in Third Floor. 然后阿芙洛狄忒就不出门了,拎着那些东西上了三楼,每天就在三楼里敲敲打打的。 Even day of Yu Huifei comes up time, but also saw that she made a stove in Third Floor with the soil, these iron sheet in red that on the stove burns. 甚至有一天余会非上去的时候,还看到她在三楼里用泥土做了个火炉,那些铁皮在火炉上烧的通红。 She, the body only wore a Bucas mound T-shirt, brandishes the arm ding-dong to strike in that...... 她呢,身上只穿了一间比卡丘t恤,抡起胳膊在那当当的敲打着…… Yu Huifei squats in the opposite, looks that Bucas mound jumped for a half hour in that. 余会非就蹲在对面,看着那比卡丘在那跳了半个小时。 When Aphrodite discovered his time, this goods sneeze, serious say/way: Can match a bellower to you?” 等阿芙洛狄忒发现他的时候,这货打了个喷嚏,一本正经的道:“要给你配个风箱么?” Yu Huifei said that regretted, this is not oneself adds the burden to oneself! 余会非说完就后悔了,这不是自己自己加负担么! As soon as Aphrodite listens, hastily nod: Wants.” 阿芙洛狄忒一听,连忙点头:“要。” Said words that water that sprinkles. 说出去的话,泼出去的水。 As the Eastern man, that must be eye for an eye cannot take back. 作为东方男子汉,那必须是一言既出驷马难追。 Therefore, Yu Huifei found Cui Jue: „Will Old Cui, make the bellower?” 于是,余会非找到了崔珏:“老崔啊,会做风箱么?” Cui Jue nods: Does not have the issue, but needs to buy other things to be good.” 崔珏点头:“没问题,不过需要买一些其他的东西才行。” Yu Huifei gave the Old Cui 500 dollars: Buys, you looked that lacks anything to buy anything.” 余会非给了老崔五百块钱:“买,你看缺啥买啥。” Now in the pocket had a spare cash, Yu Huifei has not dug out. 如今兜里有了点闲钱,余会非已经没那么抠搜的了。 Old Cui nodded...... 老崔点头出去了…… The flash of opening the door, Yu Huifei hears three big bai'es this/should should is calling, obviously the entrance also has the bystander. 只是开门的一瞬间,余会非就听到三只大白鹅该该的叫着,显然门口还有外人呢。 Looks at three big bai'es again, what called was the incomparable loudness, but does not dare to go out obstinately, did not need to guard the door outside also knows, evil force affirmation was huge, otherwise impossible suppression of big bai'es village three big feudal bullies. 再一看三只大白鹅,叫的是无比的大声,但是愣是不敢出去,不用看门外也知道,门外的恶势力肯定庞大无比,否则不可能镇压的了村子三大恶霸之一的大白鹅。 Yu Huifei hurries to turn off the front door, then kicked side a foot big bai'e saying: Waste residue!” 余会非赶紧关好大门,然后踢了一脚身边的大白鹅道:“废渣!” Quick Cui Jue completed the bellower, Yu Huifei gave to Aphrodite the bellower. 很快崔珏做好了风箱,余会非将风箱送给了阿芙洛狄忒。 This woman went bad happily, held the bellower to go to Third Floor. 这女人开心坏了,抱着风箱就去了三楼 Over the following two or three days, Yu Huifei has not seen her to get down, after eating meal was runs to eat one, in a hurry walked. 接下来的两三天,余会非都没见她下来过,吃饭都是跑下来匆匆的吃了一口后就走了。 Yu Huifei wondered, is this woman doing? 余会非就纳闷了,这女人到底在干啥呢? Until one day, Yu Huifei midnight wakes up. 直到有一天,余会非半夜醒来的时候。 An icy cold hand is touching the Yu Huifei broad chest, the Yu Huifei blurry opening eye, sees only throws over the silver white moonlight, the whole body skins is hanging the goddess of golden armor to stand in his front. 一只冰凉的手抚摸着余会非宽阔的胸膛,余会非迷迷糊糊的睁开眼睛,只见一披着银白月光,全身皮挂着黄金盔甲的女神站在他的面前。 Asking of Yu Huifei careless: Fuck, goddess?” 余会非稀里糊涂的问道:“我曹,女神啊?” The goddess facial features solemn silence, the expression elegantly simple brought the unattainable holiness, a deep place hand to cancel to Yu Huifei colluded to point out: Come.” 女神面容庄严肃穆,表情淡雅中带着高不可攀的圣洁,深处一只手对着余会非勾了勾手指道:“来。” Yu Huifei scratches the head: „Does goddess, why go?” 余会非挠挠头:“女神,干嘛去啊?” Come.” Female Shintoism. “来。”女神道。 Yu Huifei crawls, wore the slipper with. 余会非爬起来,穿上拖鞋跟了出去。 Nearby Kṣitigarbha stands up from failure, whispered: Fool......” 边上的地藏则翻了个身,嘀咕了一句:“傻逼……” On Third Floor...... 上了三楼…… Third Floor time and outside different, a here saying, here time was all decided by Yu Huifei day and night, he thinks that the black day on the black day, thought during the daytime on the daytime. 三楼的时间和外面不一样,这里没有黑夜白天一说,这里的时间全都是由余会非所定,他想黑天就黑天,想白天就白天。 Similar to the lamp in room to be the same, manipulates at will. 就如同屋子里的灯一般,随意摆弄。 Because Yu Huifei rarely comes up, therefore Third Floor basically is during the daytime, that midsummer feeling that the sunlight shines. 由于余会非很少上来,所以三楼基本上都是白天,阳光普照的那种盛夏的感觉。 Entered Third Floor, Yu Huifei that continuously the eye in darkness, a little cannot shoulder that bright sunlight. 一进了三楼,余会非那一直在黑暗中的眼睛,有点扛不住那明亮的阳光。 Subconscious is narrowing the eye, is covering the light with the hand, looks from the finger slit to the front goddess...... 下意识的眯着眼睛,用手遮挡着光,从手指缝隙中看向前方的女神…… Sees only that goddess to turn round, the golden sunlight shines on that golden armor, glittering...... 只见那女神回过身来,金色的阳光照耀在那金色的盔甲上,金光闪闪…… Is ordinary just like the true gods! 宛若真正的神明一般! Yu Huifei cannot see clearly the appearance of opposite party, but can see an outline. This outline incomparable perfect...... 余会非看不清对方的容貌,只是能够看出一个轮廓。这个轮廓无比的完美…… Then the goddess bends down, said in a low voice: „Do you like me?” 然后女神俯身过来,低声道:“你喜欢我么?” What?!” Yu Huifei sobered suddenly much, although could not have seen clearly the present female, but his brain sobered, the sound listened clearly. “啥?!”余会非猛然清醒了不少,虽然还看不清眼前的女子,但是他脑子清醒了,声音听清楚了。 Therefore subconscious calling out: Sledgehammer?” 于是下意识的叫道:“大锤?” These two character, are similar to that subduing Demons god incantation to be the same, scattered in the mind instantaneously all at sixes and sevens things, was only left over that to narrow the eyes the eye and stupid image. 这两字一出,就如同那降魔神咒一般,瞬间驱散了脑海中所有的乱七八糟的东西,只剩下了那一个眯眯眼、呆头呆脑的形象。 Then the Yu Huifei mind homing, rubs the eyes, carefully looks. 然后余会非的心神归位,揉了揉眼睛,仔细看去。 At present this goddess, is not Aphrodite! 眼前这女神,可不就是阿芙洛狄忒么! Aphrodite knits the brows: „Do you like me?” 阿芙洛狄忒皱眉道:“你喜欢我么?” Yu Huifei looks at her armor say/way: „Did this...... your same day bustle about this to come?” 余会非看着她的一身盔甲道:“这……你这些当天就忙乎这个来的?” Aphrodite honk the small mouth was saying: Asked that your issue, can not interrupt?” 阿芙洛狄忒嘟着小嘴道:“问你问题呢,能不打岔么?” Yu Huifei very simple say/way: You are so attractive, what does not like the sexual impotence, but likes turning over to like...... liking not being equal to......” 余会非十分干脆的道:“你这么漂亮,不喜欢的是阳痿,但是喜欢归喜欢……喜欢不等于……” Did not need to be equal, only then you liked well.” Aphrodite overthrows Yu Huifei, then steps in the Yu Huifei chest, like queen general is overlooking Yu Huifei: „ Likes this argument? This set of armor, is I imitates Athena's armor forging. Although the quality is inferior, but can also see that reluctantly several points her elegant demeanor...... discussed the makings, I think is not worse than her. You...... the present can forget that I am Aphrodite's status, when I was the war goddess and place goddess Athena am good. “不用等于了,只有你喜欢就好。”阿芙洛狄忒一把推倒余会非,然后一脚踩在余会非胸口上,如同女王一般的俯视着余会非:“喜欢这个调调么?这一套盔甲,是我模仿雅典娜的盔甲锻造的。虽然品质低劣,但是勉强也能看出几分她的风采了……论气质,我自认为不比她差。你……现在可以忘记我是阿芙洛狄忒的身份,当我是战争女神、处女神雅典娜就好了。 She is sacred, she is noble, she is inviolable. 她神圣,她高贵,她不可侵犯。 Do you...... want to encroach? ” 你……想不想侵犯一下?” Yu Huifei heard this saying, the flame in heart flees three zhang (3.33 m) to be high! 余会非听到这话,心中的火焰都窜起三丈高了! Some people have made the summary, the man regarding the woman, part is the body demand, part is the spiritual conquering desire. 早就有人做过总结,男人对于女人,一部分是身体需求,还有一部分是精神上的征服欲望。 Is the powerful, holy and inviolable woman, more can stimulate the conquering desire of man, more attracts the man. 越是强大、圣洁、不可侵犯的女人,越是能激发男人的征服欲望,也越吸引男人。 No man can resist at present such seduction...... 没有哪个男人能够挡得住眼前这样的诱惑…… Yu Huifei also almost fell into enemy hands, he was looks to understand, Aphrodite had not harassed him for these days, did not give up, but is suppressing the big move! 余会非也差点失守了,他算是看明白了,阿芙洛狄忒这几天没去骚扰他,不是放弃了,而是在憋大招呢! However Yu Huifei also has trump card, that is: Sledgehammer, what no matter you dress up, you in my eyes, you are a sledgehammer! No matter sledgehammers or the king sledgehammers, in brief you are a sledgehammer. You install anyone to be useless, I penetrate the phenomenon to look at the essence forever, you are a sledgehammer.” 不过余会非也有杀手锏,那就是:“大锤啊,不管你打扮成啥样,你在我眼里,你就是大锤!不管是余大锤还是王大锤,总之你就是大锤。你装谁都没用,我永远透过现象看本质,你就是大锤。” Several sledgehammers talked over, Yu Huifei the flame in heart pressed directly. 几个大锤念叨出来,余会非的心中的火苗直接压了下去。 Then digs up to pull open Aphrodite's leg, he sat. 然后扒拉开阿芙洛狄忒的腿,他坐了起来。 Aphrodite sees this, air/Qi stamps the feet saying: „ Don't I incur you to like? I know, your Eastern men have the virgin complex, but my female divine body system. Even if not the virgin body, however on the cleanness, is not worse than any virgin. On the contrary, well what does the virgin have? 阿芙洛狄忒见此,气得一跺脚道:“我就那么不招你喜欢么?我知道,你们东方男人有处子情结,但是我女神体制。纵然不是处子身,但是在干净上,不比任何处子差。相反,处子有什么好的? You pat her buttocks, she does not know that you must do. 你拍她屁股,她都不知道你要干啥。 But I, 而我, Understands. ” 懂。” Yu Huifei was said that the small flame started to scurry about, if were not in his heart has the bottom line, it is estimated that changed individual to execute according to the ground Aphrodite. 余会非被说的,小火苗又开始乱窜了,如果不是他心中有底线,估计换个人早就把阿芙洛狄忒按地上正法了。 Yu Huifei raises head to look at Aphrodite, asked: „Do you really love me? What I said is the love, you understand my meaning.” 余会非仰头看着阿芙洛狄忒,问道:“你真的爱我么?我说的是爱,你懂我的意思。” Was shocked this feedback to Aphrodite, she looks at Yu Huifei, opens mouth...... 这一回轮到阿芙洛狄忒愣住了,她看着余会非,张张嘴…… Yu Huifei said: Thinks that good to say again......” 余会非道:“想好再说……” Aphrodite caught to the optional words of mouth. 阿芙洛狄忒到嘴边的随意的话卡住了。 Yu Huifei said: You do not love me.” 余会非道:“你不爱我。” Aphrodite has turned head: Loves meaningful......? The man and don't woman, unify, give birth?” 阿芙洛狄忒扭过头去:“爱……有意义么?男人、女人,不就是结合,生子么?” Yu Huifei shakes the head, he looks that Aphrodite's look gradually turned into pitying from the desire. 余会非摇头,他看着阿芙洛狄忒的眼神从欲望逐渐变成了怜悯。 Yu Huifei patted ground saying: Sits.” 余会非拍了拍身边的地面道:“坐过来。” Aphrodite doubt looked at Yu Huifei, but was sat cleverly. 阿芙洛狄忒狐疑的看了一眼余会非,不过还是乖巧的坐了下来。 Yu Huifei waves, the daytime changes into the dusk, later changes into the darkness, the stars, Milky Way hangs above nine days all over the sky, a crescent moon hangs down, hangs in the treetop. 余会非一挥手,白昼化为黄昏,随后化为黑暗,满天繁星,银河悬于九天之上,一轮弯月低垂,挂在树梢。 Yu Huifei looks at Aphrodite, tranquil and earnest asking: You determined, likes without significance?” 余会非看着阿芙洛狄忒,平静而认真的问道:“你确定,爱没有意义么?” The Aphrodite look twinkle, is avoiding the Yu Huifei vision, finally raises head to look at the bright moonlight in sky, asked back: Meaningful?” 阿芙洛狄忒眼神闪烁,躲避着余会非的目光,最后仰头看着天空中的明月,反问:“有意义么?” Yu Huifei smiled: Without the significance, you will not ask me. In your heart has the answer, but you are not willing to acknowledge......” 余会非笑了:“若是没意义,你就不会这么问我了。你心中早已有了答案,只是你不愿意去承认罢了……” Aphrodite was silent. 阿芙洛狄忒沉默了。 Yu Huifei asked: Can say your story to me? Told the story of that mountain. I am very curious, thing that because I know, is here person writes, does not know that is the baseless and irrational concoctions.” 余会非问道:“能跟我说说你的故事么?或者,说说那座山的故事。我很好奇,因为我所知道的东西,都是这里的人写的,也不知道是不是胡编乱造的。” Aphrodite looks to Yu Huifei, the pupil is fiery: My story, is not splendid, even somewhat dirty...... I do not want to say.” 阿芙洛狄忒看向余会非,眸子炯炯有神:“我的故事,并不精彩,甚至有些脏……我不太想说。” Yu Huifei smiled, drew Aphrodite to arrive under the waterfall, pointed at the waterfall following puddle saying: Clean?” 余会非笑了,拉着阿芙洛狄忒来到了瀑布下面,指着瀑布下面的水潭道:“干净么?” Aphrodite said: Clean, even if the waterfall so stirs, is still limpid.” 阿芙洛狄忒道:“干净,纵然瀑布如此搅拌,依然清澈。” Yu Huifei also led Aphrodite to arrive at a nearby small puddle place, pointed at the puddle saying: Clean?” 余会非又带着阿芙洛狄忒来到了边上的一个小水潭处,指着水潭道:“干净么?” Aphrodite nods: „A clean, pure not magazine.” 阿芙洛狄忒点头:“干净,纯净的没有一丝杂志。” Yu Huifei said: Knows how it forms?” 余会非道:“知道它是怎么形成的么?” Aphrodite shakes the head. 阿芙洛狄忒摇头。 Yu Huifei looked for a bamboo tube, scooped up one bucket of water, then to nearby water hole, high but actually. 余会非找了个竹筒,舀了一桶水,然后对着边上的水坑,高高的倒了下去。 Who falls on inside the puddle, surges the water hole following mud, the water hole the pollution cannot be withstanding immediately. 谁落在水坑里,激荡着水坑下面的泥浆,水坑顿时浑浊不堪。 Aphrodite looks to Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei said: Clean?” 阿芙洛狄忒看向余会非,余会非道:“干净么?” Aphrodite knits the brows: Was dirty.” 阿芙洛狄忒皱眉:“脏了。” Yu Huifei gives Aphrodite to say the bamboo tube in hand: Ladles water with this bamboo tube, toward inside but actually, 10,000 times, after completing, tells me.” 余会非将手里的竹筒递给阿芙洛狄忒道:“用这个竹筒舀水,不停的往里面倒,一万次,完成后,告诉我。” Aphrodite's in bamboo tube with start, looks at Yu Huifei saying: Why?” 阿芙洛狄忒拿着手里的竹筒,看着余会非道:“为什么?” Yu Huifei said: Why, does not want to take a look at you, is whether obedient.” 余会非道:“不为什么,就是想看看你,是否听话。” In the Aphrodite look flashes through wipes the disappointed color, light sadness: Is this pointless matter? One such as they......” 阿芙洛狄忒眼神中闪过一抹失望之色,还有淡淡的悲伤:“又是这种没有意义的事情么?一如他们……” Yu Huifei turns around to depart: You can give up, I do not demand you.” 余会非转身离去:“你可以放弃,我不强求你。” Since is your request, I will do.” Aphrodite said, the sound is somewhat low, obviously she does not understand why Yu Huifei makes her handle this matter. “既然是你的要求,我会做的。”阿芙洛狄忒道,声音有些低落,显然她不明白余会非为什么让她做这种事情。 Had/Left Third Floor, Yu Huifei saw Horse-Face to squat in that. 才出了三楼,余会非就看到马面蹲在那呢。 Yu Huifei knits the brows: „Do you do?” 余会非皱眉道:“你干什么呢?” Horse-Face said: „Do you do? What is all right to make a bamboo tube to play?” 马面道:“你们干什么呢?没事弄个竹筒玩啥呢?” Yu Huifei said: Said you do not understand, sleeps.” 余会非道:“说了你也不懂了,睡觉去。” Horse-Face pursued: How I do not understand, you said I didn't understand?” 马面追了上来:“我咋就不懂了,你说了我不就懂了?” You cannot understand is not unimportant, more importantly she cannot understand.” Yu Huifei said, returned to the room to sleep. “你懂不懂不重要,重要的是她懂不懂。”余会非说完,回屋睡觉去了。 Horse-Face stands outside, sent half-day dull, finally does not want to understand anything , went back to sleep. 马面站在外面,发了个半天的呆,最后也没想明白什么东西,也回去睡觉了。 Dawn early, Yu Huifei also gets up is very early. 天亮的很早,余会非也起来的很早。 Today has not had a long lazy sleep, the going kitchen early, went to the kitchen to make the gruel personally, while convenient boiled some eggs. 今天没睡懒觉,早早的去厨房,亲自下厨煮了粥,顺带着的煮了一些鸡蛋。 Then was joined to plateau brined vegetable, Yu Huifei carries. 然后配上一大盘子咸菜,余会非端了出去。
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