After a half hour, Yu Huifei carried the purse to have the bank, the bank manager and a police first even/including awkward say/way: „This...... is really a misunderstanding.” 半小时后,余会非拎着钱袋子出了银行,银行经理和一名警察一连尴尬的道:“这……真的是个误会。” What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥呢？ Others are conscientious, can't he not say right? 人家兢兢业业,他总不能说不对吧？ Finally after indicating understood, leading the person to return to the hotel. 最终表示理解后,带着人回了酒店。 Under to the hotel, Yu Huifei just sat down, White Impermanence ran over. 到了酒店,余会非刚坐下下,白无常就跑过来了。 „Old White, you can.” Yu Huifei was really convinced. “老白,你可以啊。”余会非是真的服气了。 A day, one day! 一天,就一天啊！ White Impermanence handled the City Television station prima donna, this is really flamboyant. 白无常就搞定了市电视台当家花旦,这是真牛逼啊。 Old White face red say/way: „This...... this was drinks, careless matter.” 老白老脸一红道:“这……这就是喝多了,稀里糊涂的事情。” After sitting chatted two, Yu Huifei knows account. 坐下来聊了两句后,余会非才知道事情的经过。 Yesterday evening Old White expelled Chen Yue, but after Chen Yue this woman went back, got more mad. 昨天晚上老白把陈悦打跑了,但是陈悦这女人回去后是越想越气。 Then she driving running up to hotel looked for the White Impermanence theory. 然后她又主动的跑到酒店来找白无常理论了。 But White Impermanence is also the incomparable depression, after returning to the hotel, saw on the hotel table to suspend beverage bottle, oneself is drinking, then rested with dead pig. 而白无常也是无比的郁闷,回了酒店后看到酒店桌子上摆着酒瓶子,自己又喝了点,然后就睡得跟死猪似的了。 Chen Yueqiao does not open the door, used and Yu Huifei similar move, said to the onstage: „My boyfriend drank, telephoned not to meet, I did not feel relieved. Troubles you to help me open the door......” 陈悦敲不开门,就用了和余会非差不多的招数,对前台说:“我男朋友喝多了,打电话也不接,我不放心。麻烦你们帮我开下门呗……” The gate opened, Chen Yuexiang with the White Impermanence theory, result goods rests that to call one fragrantly, does not respond her. 门开了,陈悦想跟白无常理论,结果这货睡得那叫一个香甜啊,根本不搭理她。 She sits in the nearby looks at White Impermanence that dead pig general appearance, gets more mad! 她坐在边上看着白无常那死猪一般的模样,是越想越气！ Finally she rides on the body of White Impermanence is one hits. 最后她骑在白无常的身上就是一顿打。 The White Impermanence liquor vigor has not passed, after being beaten two fists, awoke, then the liquor vigor is one beats on the bed Chen Yuean! 白无常酒劲还没过去呢,被捶了两拳后,醒了,然后酒劲上来了将陈悦按在床上又是一顿捶！ The liquor vigor just crossed, the reason that in addition just awoke, White Impermanence is also at the dispirited condition, the strength is insufficient, hit is not sore. 只是酒劲刚过,再加上刚睡醒的缘故,白无常也正处于萎靡状态,力气不足,打的也不疼。 Finally by Chen Yue counter- suppression. 结果就被陈悦又反压制了。 Two people such a rips, one hit, projected on the dawn. 两人就这么一顿撕吧,一顿打,打到了天亮。 Finally the clothes ripped badly...... 最后衣服都撕坏了…… Following Yu Huifei knew. 后面的余会非都知道了。 Yu Huifei compelled ignorant: „Yesterday Fuck, the sentiment you online huffed and puffed tossed about an evening is come to blows?” 余会非懵逼了:“我曹,感情你们昨天网上呼哧带喘的折腾了一晚上是干架呐？” White Impermanence pitiful nod: „Otherwise, do you think?” 白无常可怜巴巴的点头:“要不然,你以为呢？” Before Yu Huifei speechless...... no wonder him, looked that the eye socket of Chen Yue that swollen has planted black the feeling. At that time also thinks is the light issue, now looks like, that was really blacker...... 余会非一阵无语啊……难怪他之前看陈悦那浮肿的眼圈有种更黑了的感觉呢。当时还以为是灯光的问题,现在看来,那是真的更黑了…… Yu Huifei said: „You...... look for me, is what meaning?” 余会非道:“那你……找我,是啥意思呢？” White Impermanence said: „My gown is solid, although was dug up, but has not gone bad. However her clothes by that I rip, could not come out. You look......” 白无常道:“我的袍子结实,虽然被扒了,但是没坏。不过她的衣服被我撕的一条条的了,出不来了。你看……” Yu Huifei understood: „Ok, let alone, did I go to buy the clothes line for her? I took you, young, this solitary one male widow, but also the alcoholic intoxication, under both hot romantically, you fought to hit one unexpectedly in the evening, you...... individual?” 余会非懂了:“行了,别说了,我去给她买衣服行了吧？我就服了你们了,年纪轻轻的,孤男寡女的,还都醉酒,干柴烈火之下,你们竟然打架打了一晚上,你们……还是个人？” Yu Huifei prepares to go out, but White Impermanence said: „Chen Yuexiang chats with you.” 余会非准备出去,但是白无常道:“陈悦想跟你聊聊。” Yu Huifei nods: „Chats, but...... did she wear the clothes?” 余会非点头:“聊聊可以,但是……她穿衣服了么？” „Binding.” White Impermanence said. “裹着呢。”白无常道。 Yu Huifei nods again, opens the door, asked Chen Yue. 余会非再次点头,推开门,找陈悦去了。 Entered the room, saw that Chen Yueguo the quilt is shrinking on the bed, pitiful looks at Yu Huifei. 进了屋,就看到陈悦裹着被子缩在床上,可怜巴巴的看着余会非。 Yu Huifei said: „Ok, I knew. My this bought the clothes to go...... to be right for you, you asked me to say anything.” 余会非道:“行了,我都知道了。我这就给你买衣服去……对了,你找我要说啥啊。” „I have not really done with Old White anything.” Chen Yuedao. “我跟老白真的什么都没做。”陈悦道。 Yu Huifei nods: „I know, I believe you two......” 余会非点头:“我知道,我相信你们两个……” Speaking of this, Yu Huifei looks at one pile of cloth strips that in drawer open, that on arm as well as Chen Yue exposes grasped the mark, Yu Huifei wants saying: „How do you make me believe?! His, does not know that Yin God can be pregnant, what to do if were pregnant...... that to be possible.” 说到这,余会非看着打开的抽屉里的一堆布条,以及陈悦裸露出来的胳膊上的一道道抓痕,余会非很想说:“你们让我咋信啊？！丫的,也不知道阴神会不会让人怀孕,要是怀孕了……那可咋办啊。” Chen Yue saw the Yu Huifei letter/believes, felt relieved, then pitiful looks at Yu Huifei: „That, my measurement you know.” 陈悦见余会非信了,也就放心了,然后可怜巴巴的看着余会非:“那个,我的尺码你知道么。” Yu Huifei said: „Eldest sister , but also measurement. I buy two gym suits to come back for you, that thing is loose, how is casual you to put on.” 余会非道:“大姐,都什么时候了,还尺码。我给你买两件运动服回来,那玩意宽宽松松的,随便你怎么穿吧。” Yu Huifei bought a women's gym suit in a nearby sporting goods shop. 余会非在附近的一家体育用品店里买了一身女子运动服。 Passed by a female underwear shop time, Yu Huifei hesitant for a long time, felt the chin, is recalling the true human body image that the computer of oneself cell phone and in the past university bedroom stored up diligently, usually put on the bulge degree of clothes in light of Chen Yue, calculated after for quite a while, gave up decisively. 路过一家女性内衣店的时候,余会非犹豫了许久,摸着下巴,努力的回忆着自己手机和当年大学寝室的电脑里储存的真实人体影像,结合陈悦平时穿衣服的凸起程度,推算了半天后,果断放弃了。 „Shame to the laborious education that the university brothers miss!” Yu Huifei is wailing the hotel. “愧对大学兄弟们思念的辛苦教育啊！”余会非哀嚎着了酒店。 Chen Yue looked that in begins to only have one set of sportswear, is a bitter melon face. 陈悦看着手里只有一套运动装,也是一阵苦瓜脸。 „Do not shut out, my big masters buy the women's wear is not easy. Buys the female underwear again, you might as well kill me to consider as finished.” Yu Huifei said. “别嫌弃了,我一大老爷们去买女装已经不容易了。再去买女性内衣,你还不如弄死我算了。”余会非道。 Chen Yue is helpless, has to let Yu Huifei and White Impermanence first goes out. 陈悦无奈,只好让余会非和白无常先出去。 Finally White Impermanence curls the lip saying: „Aiya, artificial, has to look.” 结果白无常撇撇嘴道:“哎呀,矫情,又不是没看过。” „Go away!” Chen Yue angrily roars. “滚！”陈悦怒吼。 White Impermanence also came the temperament, called out: „Do you also think come to blows?” 白无常也来脾气了,叫道:“你是不是还想干架？” Chen Yueqi the small face is red: „Believes me to bite to death you?” 陈悦气得小脸通红:“信不信我咬死你？” White Impermanence is also air/Qi heavily, called out: „Come, do not think that this clothes I rip do not go bad! Believes a seconds of matter, do not pull I...... yeah yeah......” 白无常也气得不轻,叫道:“来呀,别以为这件衣服我撕不坏啊！信不信秒秒钟的事,别拉着我……哎哎哎……” Finally Yu Huifei towed White Impermanence, to outside, Yu Huifei scolded him in a low voice: „Your emotional quotient? Has such resentment girl?” 最终余会非还是把白无常拖了出去,到了外面,余会非就低声骂他:“你丫的有没有情商啊？有这么怼女孩子的么？” White Impermanence sighed: „You think that my anything does not understand......” 白无常叹了口气道:“你以为我啥也不懂啊……” Yu Huifei said startled: „You?” 余会非愕然道:“那你？” White Impermanence said: „My day are not many, I arrive at the same place with her now, she later what to do? Didn't this harm others? With it so, might as well makes her think that I am a violence am crazy, since then the blacklisted, becomes the passer-by. This to her is a good deed......” 白无常道:“我的日子不多了,我现在跟她走到一起,她以后咋办？这不是害了人家么？与其如此,还不如让她以为我是个暴力狂,从此拉黑,成为路人。这对她来说是个好事……” Then, White Impermanence said: „Meets me, if the real strategic place, is drawing me to select, otherwise really rushed did not hit, that was too awkward.” 说完,白无常道:“一会我要是真要冲的话,记着拉着我点啊,要不然真冲上去了又不打,那就太尴尬了。” Yu Huifei speechless, Old White really and Horse-Face is different, he looks silly is very in fact intelligent, is actually the second kills Yu Huifei at least in the emotional quotient aspect. 余会非一阵无言啊,老白果然和马面不同,他是看着傻实际上很聪明,至少在情商方面其实是秒杀余会非的。 Otherwise is also insufficient an evening to be able Chen Yue to put back into the room, makes into this opposite party, Chen Yue had not been shouting reported to the police anything. 否则也不至于一晚上就能把陈悦弄回房间去,将对方打成这样,陈悦也没喊着报警啥的。 Had a look at Yu Huifei oneself, Yu Huifei a little to shut out oneself again...... 再看看余会非自己,余会非都有点嫌弃自己了…… Waited for a meeting, the gate to open. 等了一会,门开了。 The one who makes Yu Huifei accidental/surprised is, after Chen Yue looked at White Impermanence, scolded one: ” Vexed! ” 让余会非意外的是,陈悦看了一眼白无常后,骂了一句:”窝囊！” Then this girl turned around to say to Yu Huifei thanked, walked. 然后这丫头转身对余会非道了一声谢,就走了。 Yu Huifei said: „That......, or has a lunch at noon together? Slightly drinks...... to consider as finished, eats meal.” 余会非道:“那个……要不中午一起吃个中饭？喝点小……算了,就吃饭吧。” „, Also had a conference in the afternoon. Yesterday one pile of things are piling, I first walked.” Then, Chen Yue stared White Impermanence ruthlessly. “不了,下午还有个会议。昨天一堆事情堆着呢,我先走了。”说完,陈悦狠狠的瞪了一眼白无常。 White Impermanence called out: „Hey, but also stares me, believes me...... not to block me, be not blocking......” 白无常叫道:“嘿,还瞪我,信不信我……别拦着我,别拦着……” White Impermanence yelled, finally Yu Huifei does not put out a hand, he incomparably depressed can only oneself reach behind the back to grab the Yu Huifei clothes to cry loudly without tears in that. 白无常大叫,结果余会非就是不伸手,他无比郁闷的只能自己回手抓着余会非的衣服在那干嚎了。 Yu Huifei said: „Ok, do not develop.” 余会非道:“行啦,别演啦。” Say/Way that White Impermanence wonders: „I develop not like? I feel me very ominous.” 白无常纳闷的道:“我演的不像么？我觉得我挺凶的了。” Yu Huifei said: „Couldn't have looked? You just me told that she heard. You really come up now, it is estimated that she did not believe you......” 余会非道:“还看不出来么？你刚刚跟我说的,她都听到了。你现在就是真上去,估计她都不信你了……” „Not?” White Impermanence wails. “不是吧？”白无常哀嚎。 Yu Huifei said: „Ok, she, since knows that you, it is estimated that also gave up a few days.” 余会非道:“行了,她既然知道你没几天了,估计也就放弃了吧。” White Impermanence asked: „If doesn't give up?” 白无常问:“那要是不放弃呢？” Yu Huifei hehe said: „You had the confidence to the own charm.” 余会非呵呵道:“你对自己的魅力太有信心了。” Ding! 叮！ The Yu Huifei cell phone trembles, lowers the head looked, impressively is the information that Chen Yue sends in: „Told that fool, found the time I to drink with him again, when the time comes I ripped certainly him!” 余会非的手机一颤,低头一看,赫然是陈悦发来的信息:“告诉那傻子,找时间我再跟他拼酒,到时候我一定撕了他！” Yu Huifei has a look at White Impermanence, White Impermanence grins, raises head saying: „Yeah...... the person leads to be easy to have the bad karma, like certain people, the meat that delivered does not fly.” 余会非看看白无常,白无常咧咧嘴,一仰头道:“哎……人帅就是容易有孽缘啊,不像某些人,送到手的肉都飞了。” Yu Huifei comes up is a foot: „Go away!” 余会非上去就是一脚:“滚！” As an single dog, Yu Huifei really depressed. 作为一只单身狗,余会非是真的郁闷啊。 He as a pure blood human, the social five good youth, handsome fellow, result one group of younger sisters to pass through from the side, lisper lang chirp White Impermanence soaked to the younger sister on the contrary, he was an single dog...... 他作为一个纯血人类,社会五好青年,帅哥一枚,结果一群妹子从身边走过,一个大舌头啷叽的白无常反倒是泡到妹子了,他还是个单身狗…… This attack...... 这打击…… Depressed! 郁闷啊！ „Are you doing?” Song clear came out, looked at first even/including depressed Yu Huifei. “你们在干什么呢？”宋清出来了,看了一眼一连郁闷的余会非。 Yu Huifei sighed, serious asking Song scavenged: „Granddaughter, you spoke the truth, your two masters was I graceful?” 余会非叹了口气,郑重的问宋清道:“孙女,你老实说,你二爷我帅不帅？” Song Qingleng, then said with a smile: „Were you...... stimulated by what?” 宋清愣了一下,然后笑道:“你……受什么刺激了？” Yu Huifei said: „Your I was stimulated by what leave alone, you told me, didn't your two masters I lead?” 余会非道:“你别管我受啥刺激了,你告诉我,你二爷我帅不？” Song clear at the back of both hands, bent the waist to collect, carefully looked at the face of Yu Huifei, then has several points slightly smart-alecky hehe said with a smile: „Let alone, has a look carefully......” 宋清背着双手,弯腰凑过来,仔细的看了看余会非的脸,然后带着几分小俏皮的呵呵笑道:“别说,仔细看看……” Yu Huifei had the vision of hope to look at Song clear. 余会非带着希冀的目光看着宋清。 Song scavenged: „Several whelks......” 宋清道:“还有几个青春痘呢……” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Song clear saw the face of Yu Huifei to be black, pursed the lips to say with a smile: „Good, you are very graceful, ok?” 宋清见余会非的脸都黑了,抿嘴一笑道:“好吧,你还是很帅的,行了吧？” Yu Huifei said: „Does not owe is my granddaughter, the look is good. Walked, went home......” 余会非道:“不亏是我孙女,眼神就是好。走了,回家了……” Song scavenged: „I did not go back with you, in the family/home has the matter, in the afternoon must walk.” 宋清道:“我就不跟你们回去了,家里有事,下午就得走了。” Yu Huifei stares: „Such anxiously?” 余会非一愣:“这么急？” Song clear nodded. 宋清点头。 Yu Huifei said: „That line, after we deliver you walked, we again go back.” 余会非道:“那行,我们送你走了之后,我们再回去。” Song Qingxiao...... smiled was very happy. 宋清笑了……笑的很开心。 At noon eats meal, money is correct to make the phone call. 中午吃饭的时候,钱有道打来电话. „Brothers, has the matter?” Yu Huifei asked. “兄弟,有事？”余会非问。 money Youdao said: „Brothers, I cannot explain now. You help me explain, yesterday I was one crowd have the h people of lipstick seal to do one from top to bottom? The paternal grandmother leg, my body moistened some lipsticks, had been hit an evening by your sister-in-law.” 钱有道道:“兄弟,我现在解释不清楚了。你帮我解释解释,昨天我是不是和一群浑身上下都有口红印子的h国人干过一架？奶奶腿的,我身上沾了一些口红,已经被你嫂子打一晚上了。” „It is not...... you speaks well, how I thought that your aura isn't steady?” Yu Huifei asked. “不是……你好好说话,我咋觉得你气息不稳呢？”余会非问。 Money is correct to wail saying: „You were solidified by the cross, can the aura be steady? Aiya...... the wife, my arm, aiya...... hurts......” 钱有道哀嚎道:“你被十字固了,气息能稳啊？哎呀……老婆,我胳膊呀,哎呀……疼疼疼……” A Yu Huifei dumbness, marries the wife really not to marry too fiercely. The common wife are most is kneels a keyboard and durian anything, meeting fiercely perhaps was that keyboard and durian operates the wooden scoop to you...... 余会非一阵无言,娶老婆果然是不娶太猛的。一般的老婆最多是跪个键盘、榴莲啥的,遇到猛地没准就是那键盘和榴莲给你开瓢了…… Yu Huifei coughs a sound said: „Sister-in-law, can you hear?” 余会非干咳一声道:“嫂子,你能听到么？” „Heard, you said.” The wife who money is correct asked. “听到了,你说吧。”钱有道的老婆问。 Yu Huifei said: „Yesterday really had one group of fools, runs to cause trouble. These fellows do not know where in does, lipstick, high-heeled shoes seal. If you do not believe that now goes to the hospital, should also be able to see that group of people.” 余会非道:“昨天真的有一伙傻子,跑去闹事。那些家伙也不知道在哪搞的,一身的口红,还有高跟鞋印子。你要是不信,现在去医院,应该还能看到那群人呢。” „Really?” “真的？” „Sister-in-law you do not believe...... was right, yesterday also had the reporter. You have a look at the news, perhaps can also see some scene pictures, you should be able to see many lipstick seals.” “嫂子你别不信啊……对了,昨天还有记者呢。你看看新闻,没准也能看到一些现场照片,你应该能看到不少口红印子。” Hears here, the wife who money is correct said: „Ok, I inspect. Do not move, moves again, the third leg broke off the booklet to you!” 听到这里,钱有道的老婆道:“行,我检查一下。你别动,再动,第三条腿给你掰折了！” „Other, that is the happiness of our two second half lifetime.” “别的啊,那可是咱两后半辈子的幸福啊。” „Bah, is not concerned about face......” “呸,不要脸……” ...... …… Then the telephone hung. 然后电话就挂了。 Song clear curious asking: „What did Brother Qian say?” 宋清好奇的问道:“钱大哥说什么了？” Yu Huifei said: „...... He said, he said wished you bon voyage.” 余会非道:“呃……他说,他说祝你一路平安。” Song Qingdian nodded...... 宋清点点头…… Had the lunch, Yu Huifei hit seven van, sent Song clear to the airport. 吃了中饭,余会非打了个七座的面包车,送宋清去了机场。 Sits in the car(riage), Song Qingshi often looked at Yu Huifei. 坐在车里,宋清时不时的看一眼余会非。 Yu Huifei was looked is scared: „What do you take a look at? On me also does not have the lipstick.” 余会非被看得发毛:“你瞅啥呢？我身上又没有口红。” Song clear pursed the lips to say with a smile: „I am thinking, your how revolution of nature? Was willing to take taxi unexpectedly?” 宋清抿嘴笑道:“我在想,你怎么转性了？竟然舍得打车了？” Yu Huifei said: „This...... was mainly sent off your small ancestor finally, I was happy. Priceless I am happy, today the thief is happy.” 余会非道:“这个啊……主要是终于把你这小祖宗送走了,我开心啊。千金难买我开心,今天贼开心。” „Bah!” Song clear ill-humored white his eyes. “呸！”宋清没好气的白了他一眼。 Arrived the place, gazed after Song Qingjin the airport, Yu Huifei leads the person to board the van immediately. 到了地方,目送宋清进了机场,余会非立刻带人上了面包车。 „Which does boss go?” The driver asked. “老板去哪啊？”司机问。 Yu Huifei said: „Goes to Xiulin, hits the table to walk.” 余会非道:“去秀林,打表走吧。” „Good!” The driver happy foot accelerator of selected, howls to go. “好嘞！”司机开开心心的一脚油门点了下去,呼啸而去。 In the airport, Song clear looked back sees this, mumbling: „Is has not really given up?” 机场里,宋清回眸看到这一幕,嘟囔着:“真的是一点都没有不舍得么？” Then she sighed, turns around. 然后她叹了口气,转身走了。 On the vehicle, Cui Jue asked Yu Huifei: „Song clear that girl was good , did you try to pursue her?” 车上,崔珏问余会非:“宋清那丫头挺好的,要不,你试试追她？” The say/way of Yu Huifei righteousness expression: „Do not be noisy, that is my granddaughter.” 余会非义正言辞的道:“别闹,那是我孙女。” Cui Jue said with a smile: „Do not be noisy, what regular rank your rank calculates. I said, doesn't consider? From the genetics, she can improve your old odd/surplus family/home shortcoming of undistinguished appearance.” 崔珏笑道:“你别闹,你那个辈分算哪门子的正规辈分。我说真的,不考虑一下？从遗传学上来讲,她能够改善你们老余家其貌不扬的缺点。” Yu Huifei gets angry saying: „Old Cui, you failed to study.” 余会非黑着脸道:“老崔,你学坏了。” Cui Jue smiled...... 崔珏笑了…… Kṣitigarbha said: „I feel or consider as finished, he is the list. Our that broken courtyards, do not live in good of woman.” 地藏道:“我觉得还是算了吧,他还是单着吧。咱们那破院子,还是别住女人的好。” Cowherd feared the palm of the hand said: „Right that said!” 牛郎一怕巴掌道:“说的对！” „To your younger sister right!” Yu Huifei stared this to shut out the woman two people of groups ill-humoredly. “对你妹啊对！”余会非没好气的瞪了一眼这嫌弃女人二人组。 White Impermanence said: „Little Yu, you are not will fear that can't be victorious she? I heard, she practices the wrestling since childhood, is very fierce.” 白无常道:“小鱼,你不会是怕打不过她吧？我听说,她从小练摔跤的,很猛。” Yu Huifei coughs, blushes to say shamelessly slightly: „This...... how possible?” 余会非干咳一声,老脸微微发红道:“这……怎么可能？” Cui Jue doubt looks at Yu Huifei: „You will not really fear that can't be victorious she?” 崔珏狐疑的看着余会非:“你不会真怕打不过她吧？” „Are you so idle today? The energy is so abundant, goes back the sweeping the graves garden. I rest the meeting, one will go back also to pay out money......” saying that Yu Huifei was sideways, sleeps. “你们今天咋这么闲呢？精力这么充沛,回去扫墓园子去。我睡会,一会回去了还得发钱呢……”说完,余会非一个侧身,睡觉去了。