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Cui Jue and the others smiled...... 崔珏等人笑了…… Yu Huifei cannot certainly fall asleep...... 余会非当然是睡不着的…… Song was clear attractive? 宋清好看么? The answer is inevitable. 答案是必然的。 Yu Huifei is a normal man, is the man has natural liking regarding the beautiful women, this does not have the fact that the means avoid. 余会非是个正常的男人,是男人对于美女都有着天然的喜欢,这个是没办法避免的事实。 However in the Yu Huifei heart has other shadow, therefore he continuously diligently and Song clear was also good, his her person, is maintaining some distances. 但是余会非心中早已经有了另外的一个影子,所以他一直努力的和宋清也好,其她人也罢,保持着些许的距离。 Thinks drop of tears that reviews, Yu Huifei does not know lifetime, whether two people also had happening together 只是想到那回眸的一滴泪,余会非也不知道有生之年,两人是否还有交集了 She lets him and others she, but when can wait till? 她让他等她,但是要等到什么时候呢? Blurry, Yu Huifei fell asleep. 迷迷糊糊中,余会非睡着了。 In the dream, he opens his front door, saw that a young girl hits the oiled paper umbrella to stand in the courtyard, the heavy snow is floating, the nearby snowman has the smile. 梦中,他推开自家的大门,看到一少女打着油纸伞站在院子里,大雪飘飘,边上的雪人带着微笑。 Yu Huifei smiled, but the next quarter, the dreamland broke, a fellow of leopard face link eye, is joining hands behind the back, paces. 余会非笑了,但是下一刻,梦境破碎了,一个豹脸环眼的家伙,背着手,踱着步走了过来。 Fellow Daoist, does not see for a long time.” Shen leopard asking with a laugh. “道友,好久不见。”申公豹笑呵呵的问。 Yu Huifei has a look at him, say/way that then first even/including shuts out: „Can't you be late?” 余会非看看他,然后一连嫌弃的道:“你就不能晚点来么?” Shen bao has a look at all around, then said with a smile: Disturbs your fond dream evidently.” 申公豹看看四周,然后笑道:“看样子是打扰你美梦了。” Nonsense! Then, must do.” Yu Huifei asked. “废话!说吧,又要干啥。”余会非问。 Shen bao said: Doesn't do, is heard that you are now rich. Gives me 100,000 flower?” 申公豹道:“不干啥,就是听说你现在有钱了。给我十万花花?” Since Yu Huifei one hear, screws on together the brick from the place directly: Asks for money not to have, to want the brick manages enough! Your fuck must compel the face, oneself escaped from prison even, gave back to me to look for trouble. Looked for trouble even, but also asked me to ask for money brazenly? Aren't you Daoist Immortal? Aren't you a magical treasure big pile? Your oneself makes money.” 余会非一听,直接从地上扣起一块板砖来:“要钱没有,要砖管够!你他娘的要不要逼脸啊,自己越狱就算了,还给我找麻烦。找麻烦就算了,还厚着脸皮找我要钱?你不是神仙么?你不是法宝一大堆么?你自己赚钱去啊。” Shen bao had a yawn saying: „Don't I promise you not to stir about mortal world in this year? Naturally, if you thought that I can oneself make money, I do not mind.” 申公豹打了个哈欠道:“我不是答应过你这一年不搅合人间么?当然,你要是觉得我可以自己去赚钱,我是不介意的。” Yu Huifei one hear, hit to tremble immediately, asks: How do you make money?” 余会非一听,顿时打了个寒颤,问道:“你咋赚钱?” Shen bao said: Simple, looked for the wealthy man hypnosis casually. How much money wants not to have? To be honest, your 100,000, I cannot have a liking.” 申公豹道:“简单,随便找个富翁催眠了。要多少钱没有啊?说实话,就你那十万,我都看不上。” Yu Huifei hehe said: Could not have a liking for even, you continued to be poor.” 余会非呵呵道:“看不上就算了,你继续穷着吧。” The Shen leopard stares: You did not fear that my oneself does make money?” 申公豹一愣:“你就不怕我自己去赚钱?” Yu Huifei smiled: I hear the Shen leopard, although is not a good thing, the pit died many people of same belief. However I had not heard Shen bao is a failing to keep one's word villain. The hearsay is false?” 余会非笑了:“我听闻申公豹虽然不是个好东西,坑死了不少同道。但是我可没听说过申公豹是个言而无信的小人啊。还是说,传闻是假的?” Shen bao smilingly looks at Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei does not give way to traffic. 申公豹笑眯眯的看着余会非,余会非也不避让。 Two people looked at after for quite a while, Shen bao smiled: „, I endure again. The next test must arrive in any case, if I won...... un...... me to prepare to try, when the feeling of secular world richest family.” 两人看了半天后,申公豹笑了:“罢了,那我就再忍忍。反正下一个考验就要到了,我要是赢了……嗯……我准备试试当凡间首富的感觉。” Then, the Shen leopard disappeared. 说完,申公豹消失了。 Yu Huifei follows also to wake, how whatever then he sleeps diligently, is unable to restore to the beforehand dreamland. 余会非跟着也醒了过来,然后任凭他如何努力去睡觉,都无法恢复到之前的梦境当中。 Finally, Yu Huifei could not bear scold: Shen bao, your Sir!” 最终,余会非忍不住骂了起来:“申公豹,你大爷!” At this time, the driver said: Boss, went to the place. Yeah? Front many people......” 这时候,司机道:“老板,到地方了。哎?前面好多人啊……” Yu Huifei lay on the window looks at the past , oneself entrance gathered many people. 余会非趴在窗户上看过去,果然,自家门口聚集了好多人。 Boss, you are very popular. Comes back also some so many people and others you...... hehe......” driver to say with a smile. “老板,你挺受欢迎啊。回来还有这么多人等你……呵呵……”司机师傅笑道。 Yu Huifei hehe smiles: Does not have the means that the personal connection is good.” 余会非呵呵一笑:“没办法,人缘好。” However the next quarter, the gate opened, listens to outside one group of people to shout: Little Yu, heard that you do want to render back the money? You owe us the family/home 2000, now can also?” 然而下一刻,门开了,就听外面一群人喊着:“小鱼,听说你要还钱啦?你欠我们家两千,现在能还么?” Little Yu, our family/home 5000!” 小鱼,我们家五千!” Little Yu you owe us the family/home 20,000!” 小鱼你欠我们家两万啊!” Little Yu, you owe us the family/home 3800......” 小鱼,你欠我们家三千八……” ...... …… On the Yu Huifei forehead that called violent perspiration such as the rain, the heart said that these fellow eyesight saw do not have, this also hit the face. 余会非脑门上那叫一个暴汗如雨啊,心说这些家伙一点眼力见都没有,这也太打脸了。 Yu Huifei pulls out the fare to give driver, the say/way that the face not loyalty does not jump: Saw, changed you to owe so many, they were also warm to you. Can try?” 余会非掏出车费递给司机师傅,脸不红心不跳的道:“看到了吧,换了你欠这么多,他们对你也热情。要试试么?” Driver hollow laugh: Ok.” 司机师傅干笑一声:“算了。” This driver is also a good lively lord, saw that so many people want the debt in this, he does not walk, depends on the vehicle, is smoking to watch the fun. 这司机师傅也是个好热闹的主,见到这么多人在这要债,他也不走了,就靠在车上,抽着烟看热闹。 Yu Huifei waves saying: Everyone letting, do not push. I made you come, naturally was rich also you. Brother Lang, lifts to have a look to everyone!” 余会非挥挥手道:“大家让让,别挤。我让你们来了,自然是有钱还你们。郎哥,举起来给大家看看!” Cowherd holds up the purse in hand, after opening, everyone saw a red bill of bag, immediately the eye shone. 牛郎举起手里的钱袋子,打开后,大家看到了一袋子的红色钞票,顿时眼睛都亮了。 Aiya, Little Yu, do you really get rich?” “哎呀,小鱼,你真发财啦?” Little Yu, good!” 小鱼,牛啊!” Say/Way that also some old people are worried about: Little Yu, were you suddenly rich? Where this money comes?” 也有老人担心的道:“小鱼,你怎么突然有钱了?这钱哪来的啊?” Yes, Little Yu, the improper money you cannot gain....... Uncle Sir have not been short of money with no conscience temporarily, not anxiously you immediately. You may probably learn......” “就是啊,小鱼,不正当的钱你可不能赚啊。昧良心……叔叔大爷们暂时还不缺钱,不急着你立刻还啊。你可要学好啊……” Little Yu, you said that money how you make?” 小鱼啊,你说说,你咋赚的钱啊?” ...... …… Yu Huifei sees everyone more to shout is odder, hurried to call out: Everyone peaceful, relax, this money is the proper money. Is all right everyone to have a look at the local news, knows how this money comes......” 余会非见大家越喊越离谱,赶紧叫道:“大家安静一下,放心吧,这钱是正经钱。没事大家多看看本地新闻,就知道这钱怎么来的了……” At this time an old humanity: Local news...... the local news I looked that couple of days ago also looked like, said that some people robbed the bank. Aiya...... Little Yu won't you rob the bank?” 这时候一个老人道:“本地新闻……本地新闻我看啊,前两天还看来的,说是有人抢银行啊。哎呀……小鱼你不会抢银行了吧?” As soon as the villagers listen, one by one called excitedly: Little Yu, your not competent this matter. That is must shoot dead!” 村民们一听,一个个的都激动的叫了起来:“小鱼啊,你可不能干这种事啊。那是要枪毙的啊!” Little Yu, has not come while the police, is not good you to surrender.” 小鱼,趁着警察没来,不行你去自首吧。” On the Yu Huifei forehead that called perspiration, how he thought that said again, even if he has not robbed the bank still becomes robbed the bank. 余会非脑门上那叫一个汗啊,他咋觉得再说下去,他就算没抢银行也成了抢银行了呢。 However Yu Huifei also understood, although the marathon sound is big, but the true influence has not actually imagined is so big. After all is only a city doing marathon, although the bonus are many, but missed some meanings. 不过余会非也理解,虽然马拉松比赛动静不小,但是其实真正的影响力并没有想象中的那么大。毕竟只是市里搞的一场马拉松,虽然奖金很多,但是还是差了些意思。 Moreover the marathon also lacks the anticipation, starts everyone can also look at one warmly. 而且马拉松比赛本身也缺乏看点,开始的时候大家还能热情的看一眼。 However runs for two hours, the entire journey is everyone runs in that few people can the entire journey with. 但是一跑两个多小时,全程就是大家在那跑,很少有人能够全程跟下来的。 Again is, the Huaxia person is not high regarding the enthusiasm of marathon, the country dweller had no interest, had that time, they might as well gathered together chats the international situation. 再就是,华夏人本身对于马拉松的热情就没那么高,农村人就更没兴趣了,有那时间,他们还不如聚在一起聊聊国际形势呢。 Therefore, everyone does not know matter that the Yu Huifei winning marathon makes money. 所以,大家并不知道余会非夺冠马拉松赚钱的事情。 Yu Huifei coughs, puts out the cell phone, turns out the news to lift: Everyone has a look, this is the video that my running this city marathon wins the championship. Money is the bonus, is not snatches.” 余会非干咳一声,拿出手机,翻出新闻举起来:“大家看看啊,这是我跑本市马拉松夺冠的视频。钱是奖金,不是抢的啊。” After the old people looked, this has not enlarged ones vision to smile. 老人们看了之后,这才没开眼笑了起来。 At this time, Cui Jue takes these bills signed in acknowledgment of debt: Little Yu, was OK.” 这时候,崔珏已经将那些欠条拿了出来:“小鱼,可以了。” White Impermanence held a table to place the entrance, Cui Jue sat down, takes the wool penmanship: One will shout anyone, who draws money. Relax, we have counted, an arch owes big fellow 800,976. We prepared 950,000 cash, enough repaid everyone's money.” 白无常抱着一张桌子放在了门口,崔珏坐下,拿着毛笔道:“一会喊到谁,谁就过来领钱。放心,我们统计过了,一拱欠大家伙80万零九百七十六。我们准备了九十五万现金,足够偿还所有人的钱了。” Everyone was still proceeding to push slowly for fear that could not receive money, after hearing this saying, everyone relaxes, lining up of obediently and honestly. 原本大家还在往前挤生怕慢了就拿不到钱,听到这话后,大家松了口气,老老实实的排队了。 The Cowherd big voice, did not need the loudspeaker to shout on the line directly. 牛郎的大嗓门,不用喇叭直接喊就行了。 Black and White Impermanence is responsible for keeping the lining up order, does not allow to join a production team. 黑白无常负责维持排队秩序,不允许插队。 Cui Jue is responsible for keeping accounts, Yu Huifei is responsible for a money. 崔珏负责记账,余会非负责点钱。 After the point ends, Cui Jue must cross again, then gave the opposite party, the opposite party must work as the place to be clear. 点完之后,崔珏还要再过一遍,然后才交给对方,对方也要当场点清楚了。 In order to prevent to have the dispute afterward, Cui Jue made a sign to place the nearby specially: Debt selects at the scene, is generally irresponsible to the cabinet.” 为了防止事后有纠纷,崔珏特意弄了个牌子放在边上:“欠款当场点好,离柜概不负责。” This was Cui Jue entered a city obviously, after going to a bank, the brand-new work idea of learned. 这显然是崔珏进了一趟城,去了一次银行后,学会的全新办公理念。 Regarding this, Yu Huifei does not have the opinion. 对此,余会非没意见。 The villagers do not have the opinion, after all, in their eyes, this money most likely (80%) have not resulted in. 村民们也没意见,毕竟,在他们眼里,这钱八成是没得还的。 Some, many Zhang Shaoyi opens, has not cared. 有的还,多一张少一张,已经不在意了。 Starting from 4 : 30 pm, has sent 7 : 30 pm to finish. 从下午 4 点半开始,一直发到晚上 7 点半结束。 When looks at a money of bag finally after the remaining bottoms, the heart of Yu Huifei also discussed spatially. 当看着一袋子的钱最后就剩下点底了之后,余会非的心也空唠唠的了。 However said no matter how, he returned all debts finally, exhales , the whole person felt much with ease. 但是不管怎么说,他终于把所有的债务都还上了,也着实出了一口气,整个人都感觉轻松了不少。 A front door pass/test, Yu Huifei will have money to take, more than 140,000...... add on 30,000 that previous time Song clear gave flower was also left over more than 20,000. 大门一关,余会非将所有钱都拿了出来,还有十四万多……加上上次宋清给的三万块花的还剩下两万多。 Puts together, altogether more than 166,000 quick. 加在一起,一共十六万六千多快。 Yu Huifei called out suddenly: „It is not right...... the paternal grandmother leg, horse auspicious that 50,000 I forgot to want! Aiya......” 余会非忽然叫道:“不对啊……奶奶腿的,马吉利那五万我忘记要了!哎呀……” Yu Huifei really wanted insanely, 50,000 dollars, such lane did not have. 余会非是真的要疯了,五万块钱啊,就这么弄没了。 He does not know that horse auspicious details, the world is so big, where on him looks for the horse to go auspicious. 他也不知道马吉利的底细,天下这么大,他上哪找马吉利去啊。 At this moment, Cui Jue with a laugh put out a card to place on the table: Initially I paid attention the eye, gives the volunteer the time horse Jili, is giving the card along while convenient.” 就在这时,崔珏笑呵呵的拿出一张卡放在了桌子上:“当初我留了个心眼,把马吉利交给志愿者的时候,顺带着把卡给顺过来了。” Yu Huifei sees that card, immediately smiled, then cried: „Do you know the password?” 余会非看到那张卡,顿时笑了,然后就哭了:“你知道密码么?” The Cui Jue smile solidified: „...... Does not know at that time also needs the password.” 崔珏的笑容凝固了:“呃……当时不知道还需要密码。” Yu Huifei air/Qi same place stamps the feet saying: Yeah...... I go, is not good, finding the time I must look for that horse to be auspicious. I remember that he had said probably what city comes......” 余会非气的原地一跺脚道:“哎……呀我去的,不行,找时间我得去找找那个马吉利。我记得他好像说过什么城来的……” White Impermanence said: Taizhou city.” 白无常道:“泰州城。” Yu Huifei claps the palm of the hand saying: Right, is the Taizhou city! Although the Taizhou city is also big, but looks at their appearances to be the foreign student. Black person foreign student, famous, should not be difficult to look.” 余会非一拍巴掌道:“对,就是泰州城!泰州城虽然也不小,但是看他们的样子应该是留学生。黑人留学生,有名,应该不是太难找。” Has the direction, Yu Huifei did not love dearly. 有了方向,余会非就不心疼了。 Black Impermanence said: Little Yu, should not be worried. This account cannot renege, even if died, we still help you demand payment under!” 黑无常道:“小鱼,甭担心。这个账赖不掉,就算死了,咱们在下面也帮你催债!” Yu Huifei smiled, later curious asking: Yeah, Old Black, you are Yin God of Eastern hell. Also manages the westerner?” 余会非笑了,随后好奇的问道:“哎,老黑,你们是东方地府的阴神。难道也管西方人啊?” Cui Jue said with a smile: Little Yu, you possibly have anything to misunderstand regarding the hell and Heavenly Court.” 崔珏笑道:“小鱼,你可能对于地府和天庭有什么误会。” Yu Huifei wonders looks at Cui Jue. 余会非纳闷的看着崔珏 Cui Jue said: „ Since the ancient times, Heavenly Court is representing is the will of heaven, even if the sage, cannot fully interfere with Heavenly Court. Even, the sages must stay behind clone to hold an office in Heavenly Court together, saw the Heavenly Court Great Emperor, must salute...... 崔珏道:“自古以来,天庭代表着的就是上天的意志,哪怕是圣人,也不能随意干涉天庭。甚至,圣人都要留下一道分身在天庭任职,见到了天庭大帝,都是要行礼的…… This is the stipulation of Hong Jun old ancestor, no one can overstep. 这是鸿钧老祖的规定,没人能逾越。 Heavenly Court that now after Heavenly Court is to seal/confer God fights, sets. 当今天庭是封神大战后定下的天庭 Not to mention the Jade Emperor strength how, that is three big religious sects, Heavenly Court that all sages set jointly. 且不说玉帝实力如何,那可是三大教派,所有圣人联手定下的天庭 In addition the affirmation of Hong Jun old ancestor, as well as that...... does not raise him. 再加上鸿钧老祖的肯定,以及那……不提他。 In brief, present Heavenly Court, the battle efficiency is not in the middle of several generations of Heavenly Court is perhaps strongest. However by the position and backer, that absolutely is highest and strongest! 总之,现在的天庭,或许战斗力不是几代天庭当中最强的。但是论地位和靠山,那绝对是最高、最强的! All-Heavens and Myriad Realms, performs under Heavenly Court. 诸天万界,尽在天庭之下。 The hell runs ten thousand samsara, where managing you are the person, so long as is on Life and Death Book has the given name, the life in the world, turns over to the hell to have jurisdiction theoretically. ” 地府掌管万界轮回,管你是何方人士,只要是生死簿上有名讳,世上的生灵,理论上都归地府管辖。” Yu Huifei hears this, is charmed, does not have to think own Heavenly Court is so flamboyant. 余会非听到这,一阵神往,没想到自家天庭这么牛逼。 No wonder before Black and White Impermanence said a belt/bring over foreign country Artist mental disorder, the sentiment does not cross the border to stress the talent, but is the normal law enforcement. 难怪之前黑白无常说带过一个外国精神病画家呢,感情不是越界抓天才,而是正常执法啊。 Yu Huifei was also curious: That...... why does the West have a own lineage/vein legend?” 余会非又好奇了:“那……为啥西方有自己的一脉传说啊?” Cui Jue said: „ All-Heavens and Myriad Realms, each world has the own control, they and Heavenly Court relations, are just like the Great Emperor and feudal lord are ordinary. 崔珏道:“诸天万界,每个世界都有自己的主宰,他们和天庭的关系,就好比是大帝和诸侯一般。 The Heavenly Court Spiritual God numerous is not false, but does not need everything to kiss is. 天庭神灵众多不假,但是也不需要凡事都亲为。 Therefore, deity below has various group of other Spiritual God help to handle all matter. 所以,天神下面有各路其他神灵帮助打理各方事情。 But All-Heavens and Myriad Realms, naturally also has the Spiritual God of oneself native place, these Spiritual God understood the life of native place, is easier to manage, is easier to all flowers bloom together. 诸天万界,自然也有自己本土的神灵,这些神灵对于本土的生灵更加了解,也更容易管理,也更容易百花齐放。 Why this was world belief numerous reasons...... 这就是为何世间信仰众多的缘故了…… The westerners believe that should be in ten thousand boundary/world Spiritual God. Their souls were picked by that side, pouring is also compliant legitimate, but if we want the person, they also little darling delivering. ” 西方人信仰的,应该就是万界中的一界神灵。他们的灵魂被那边接走,倒也算是合规合法,但是如果我们想要人,他们也得乖乖的给送过来。” Yu Huifei raises up a thumb saying: Flamboyant!” 余会非竖起一根大拇指道:“牛逼!” Cui Jue said: „It is not we are flamboyant, is actually you, was too petty.” 崔珏道:“不是我们牛逼,其实是你啊,太小家子气了。” Yu Huifei is puzzled. 余会非不解。 Cui Jue continues the popular science saying: Why you always felt, we should subordinate in the Eastern Spiritual God?” 崔珏继续科普道:“你为什么老是觉得,我们应该是隶属于东方的神灵呢?” Yu Huifei is stunned: Not?” 余会非愕然:“难道不是么?” Cui Jue points at hitting of under foot to guide: This star small with mud ball, you thought that our solemn ten thousand Heavenly Court, subordinates scrap paint on mud ball?” 崔珏指着脚下的打带道:“这星球小的就跟个泥丸似的,你觉得我们堂堂一个万界天庭,是隶属泥丸上的一小块漆么?” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非哑然…… Cui Jue said with a smile: Naturally, from the bloodlines, we indeed was lineage/vein. Therefore, you that want is also right, but later thinks time, must enlarge thinks, leaving is so petty. On this day, ten thousand within, fuck is our!” 崔珏笑道:“当然了,从血脉上来讲,我们的确是一脉的。所以,你那么想也对,但是以后再想的时候,要放大了想,别那么小家子气。这天底下,万界之内,都他娘的是咱的!” Yu Huifei smiled, this is the first time that he listened to the Cui Jue so aggressive spitting bad language. 余会非笑了,这还是他第一次听崔珏如此霸气的吐脏话。 Yu Huifei said: I listen to the Western myth time, others said that is the only god, this blasphemes Heavenly Court?” 余会非道:“那我听西方神话的时候,人家都说是唯一神,这算不算亵渎天庭啊?” Cui Jue shakes the head: Does not calculate, others in the middle of the own world, indeed are the only god. Then said, and is not overrated.” 崔珏摇头:“不算,人家在自己的世界当中,的确是唯一神。所以那么说,并不为过。” Yu Huifei thinks is also, others are indeed flamboyant in the own world, blow do not violate the law probably. 余会非想想也是,人家在自己的世界里的确牛逼,吹一吹好像也不犯法。 It is not right, others that should be called to tell the facts is right. 不对,人家那应该叫做实话实说才对。 Thought through all, in Yu Huifei pocket a burning hot. 想通了一切,余会非的口袋里一阵炙热。 The Yu Huifei heart said: „Did some people come? Fuck, my family is insufficient!” 余会非心道:“又有人来了?我曹,我家不够用了啊!” Yu Huifei pulls out the pocket to look, immediately was shocked. 余会非掏出口袋一看,顿时愣住了。 Above writes: Tonight, the new criminals will soon deliver, please note to search and collect. Moreover, your boy had money, can help me also select the debt again?” 上面写着:“今晚,有一位新的犯人即将送达,请注意查收。另外,你小子有钱了,能帮我再还点债么?” Yu Huifei returned to one without hesitation: Go away!” 余会非毫不犹豫的回了一句:“滚!” Had a look at the time, Yu Huifei not to plan to go out, but was peaceful sitting is waiting for the arrival of new criminal undergoing reform-through-labor in the courtyard. 看看时间,余会非也不打算出去了,而是安静的坐在院子里等着新劳改犯的到来。 Simultaneously Yu Huifei is also calculating, comes the person again, issue how should deal with. 同时余会非也在盘算着,再来人,该怎么处理的问题。 After all family's room is really insufficient! 毕竟家里的房间真的不够用啦! At this moment, coming that White Impermanence is filled with righteous indignation. 就在这时,白无常义愤填膺的过来了。 Yu Huifei said: Old White, what situation?” 余会非道:“老白,啥情况啊?”
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