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Cowherd looks to Cui Jue, Cui Jue said: I have a look at Kṣitigarbha, his gate has not locked probably.” 牛郎看向崔珏,崔珏道:“我去看看地藏,他门好像也没锁。” Yu Huifei said: Brother Lang, you hurries to get out of bed. Wears the clothes, we one will take the money, don't you like this mattress? I buy one for you, when the time comes you rest daily!” 余会非道:“郎哥,你赶紧起床啊。穿上衣服,咱们一会去取钱,你不是喜欢这种床垫子么?我给你买一个,到时候你天天睡!” Cowherd one hear, exciting say/way: Really?” 牛郎一听,兴奋的道:“真的?” Must!” Yu Huifei said. “必须的!”余会非道。 Cowherd went bad happily, just the matter of raised quilt also forgot, oneself stood to wear the pants on the light buttocks. 牛郎开心坏了,刚刚被掀被子的事情也忘记了,自己就光屁股站起来穿裤子了。 Yu Huifei hurried to push out Song clear: Also look, hasn't looked enough? Hoodlum!” 余会非赶紧将宋清推了出去:“还看,还没看够啊?臭流氓!” Song pure his eyes, that is she wants to look that who knows that these fellows were so bold? It is not bare rests, raises the quilt, either is the direct light buttocks stands? 宋清白了他一眼,那是她想看么,谁知道这些家伙这么豪放啊?不是裸睡,就是掀被子,要么就是直接光屁股站起来啊? Really, another side aunt has opened the door, Cui Jue is holding Kṣitigarbha. 果然,另一边阿姨已经开好了门,崔珏已经在提溜地藏了。 Yu Huifei has not said anything, Cowherd flushed, is shouting to gate: Gets up, should not be lazy. Little Yu said that one will take the money, buys this mattress for us!” 余会非还没说啥呢,牛郎冲了过来,对着门里喊着:“起来吧,别懒了。小鱼说了,一会去取钱,给咱们买这种床垫子!” Kṣitigarbha one hear wails saying: I do not like this mattress, is the next door is too noisy! Quarrelled one in the evening!” 地藏一听哀嚎道:“我又不是喜欢这种床垫子,是隔壁太吵啦!吵了一晚上!” Yu Huifei wondered, everyone's room almost by. 余会非纳闷了,大家的房间几乎都是挨着的。 Yu Huifei opposite is Cowherd, Kṣitigarbha by Cowherd, to Cui Jue, Kṣitigarbha room another side is being White Impermanence. 余会非对面是牛郎,地藏挨着牛郎,对着崔珏,地藏的房间另一边是白无常 Although White Impermanence is a night owl, however at home, very honest, is not noisy. 白无常虽然是个夜猫子,但是在家的时候,挺老实的啊,不怎么吵闹啊。 Moreover Black Impermanence has not come, can't this goods play? How to quarrel? 而且黑无常也没来,这货也玩不起来啊?怎么会吵呢? Yu Huifei was disinclined to ask, made the aunt open the door directly, he went to have a look at anything to know. 余会非懒得问了,直接让阿姨开门,他进去看看就啥都知道了。 Another side, Song clear had learning from another's mistakes of Cowherd, did not follow, but entered the Kṣitigarbha room to wait. 另一边,宋清有了牛郎的前车之鉴,死活不跟着去了,而是进了地藏的房间等着。 Kṣitigarbha this little fellow is really long was too likable, even if were chilly Song clear also likes looking at his several eyes. 地藏这小家伙实在是长的太惹人喜欢了,哪怕是清冷的宋清也喜欢多看他几眼。 Cowherd followed Yu Huifei to arrive at White Impermanence. 牛郎则跟着余会非来到了白无常这边。 Inside does not have the sound, the aunt swept the lock, Yu Huifei pushed the door to enter...... 里面没动静,阿姨扫开了锁,余会非推门而入…… At this time Kṣitigarbha was also complaining with Cui Jue: You do not know, yesterday evening, the bed of next door made a sound one in the evening! That creaks, with raising an old mother pig in that arch tree, but also some people is shouting anything, does not know that is all right shouts what thing blindly, a public-spirited does not have.” 这时候地藏也在跟崔珏吐槽呢:“你是不知道啊,昨天晚上,隔壁的床响了一晚上!那嘎吱嘎吱的,就跟养了一头老母猪在那拱树似的,还有人在啊啊啊的喊着什么,也不知道没事瞎喊什么玩意,一点公德心都没有。” Hears this, Cui Jue thought that is not a little right. 听到这,崔珏觉得有点不对劲了。 Song clear also realized anything, the small face was red, hurries then to shout: „......” 宋清也意识到了什么,小脸通红,赶紧回头喊道:“余……” Has not waited for him to shout, Yu Huifei has crashed in the White Impermanence room, then according to the bottle gourd picture wooden scoop, a hand promotes the door the aunt, then before the turning around half step arrives at the window, holds the quilt, makes an effort to raise! 还没等他喊完呢,余会非已经冲进了白无常的房间,然后依葫芦画瓢,一只手把阿姨推出房门,然后转身快步来到窗前,一把抓住被子,用力一掀! Aiya I hold!” Yu Huifei feels the spicy eye immediately! “哎呀我操!”余会非顿时觉得辣眼睛啊! On the bed, White Impermanence is also bare rests...... 床上,白无常也是裸睡的…… This fellow blurry opening eye, looks at Yu Huifei saying: Does?” 这家伙迷迷瞪瞪的睁开眼睛,看着余会非道:“干啥呀?” Yu Huifei shot a look at White Impermanence, itself this also has nothing, but he does not discover right. In that quilt is curling an corner/horn black thing, carefully looks at the lace, but was ripped by the violence obviously badly, concrete is the lace on anything, cannot examine. 余会非瞥了一眼白无常,本身这也没啥,但是他发现不对劲啊。那被子里卷着一角黑色的东西,仔细一看还是蕾丝边的,不过显然是被暴力撕坏了,具体是什么上的蕾丝边,已经不可考究了。 However, does this also need to examine? 但是,这还需要考究么? His White Impermanence whole body is white, near black lace where comes? 白无常全身上下都是白的,哪来的黑蕾丝边呢? White Impermanence looked at the past following the Yu Huifei vision, the face changed color immediately opened mouth to say anything. 白无常顺着余会非的目光看过去,脸顿时就变色了张张嘴想说什么。 At this time Song clear they stood in the entrance ask: What Boss Yu...... haven't you seen?” 这时候宋清他们站在门口问道:“余老板……你没看到啥吧?” Yu Huifei looks to White Impermanence, White Impermanence is shameless. 余会非看向白无常,白无常老脸通红。 Yu Huifei said: „ What? Except for Old White, what can also see? 余会非道:“啥啊?除了老白,还能看到啥啊? Do not indulge in flights of fancy...... here on Old White, what matter can have? 你们别胡思乱想啊……这里就老白,能有啥事呢? You will not think that Old White here also does have others? 你们不会觉得老白这里还有别人吧? I told you, that was impossible. 我告诉你们,那是不可能的。 Good went out...... this fellow not to have a good sleep to make him rest the meeting last night again. ” 行了都出去吧……这家伙昨晚没睡好让他再睡会。” A Yu Huifei hand digs up to draw the people to go out. 余会非一只手扒拉众人出去。 However Kṣitigarbha is not dry: Impossible no one, yesterday evening I heard.” 但是地藏不干了:“不可能没人,昨天晚上我都听到了。” What you hear you to hear, do your child each family, what understand? Goes out.” Yu Huifei digs up to draw Kṣitigarbha. “你听到什么啊你听到,你小孩子家家的,懂啥呀?出去出去。”余会非扒拉着地藏 Song clear and Cui Jue eventually were sensible people, knows that in this definitely had the trick, but not the good present to reveal, coordination is pulling Kṣitigarbha. 宋清和崔珏终究是明白人,知道这里面肯定有猫腻,但是不好现在揭穿,就配合的拉扯着地藏 But a Kṣitigarbha muscle, this fellow, as soon as listened to Yu Huifei to say him, must prove own to be pure, shouting: I really heard, in this room absolutely incessantly a Old White person!” 可是地藏一根筋啊,这家伙一听余会非这么说他,一定要证明自己的清白,喊着:“我真的听到了,这屋里绝对不止老白一个人!” The Yu Huifei heart said: Hey, how does this child twist?” 余会非心说:“嘿,这孩子咋就这么拧把呢?” However Yu Huifei responded the extremely quick say/way: You said that some people, you said where can have the person, I look.” 不过余会非反应极快的道:“你说有人是吧,你说哪能有人,我去找。” Kṣitigarbha is pointing at the bed bottom evil ways: Under bed has the person.” 地藏指着床底下道:“床底下有人。” Yu Huifei white his eyes, actually Yu Huifei also felt under the opposite party possibly conceals bed. However Yu Huifei not hesitant, walked directly, is turning away from Kṣitigarbha, is facing White Impermanence, two shut, putting on airs looked under the bed, then sets out to open eyes, then said: No one.” 余会非白了他一眼,其实余会非也觉得对方可能藏床底下了。但是余会非也没犹豫,直接走了过去,背对着地藏,面对着白无常,两眼一闭,装模作样的在床底下看了一下,然后起身睁眼,回头道:“没人。” Is impossible.” Kṣitigarbha must fall face down to have a look, Yu Huifei held him: Do not be meddlesome, definitely was your auditory hallucination, hurried. Also, my younger male cousin what personality didn't you know? His night owl, midnight watches the television to see all night is not impossible.” “不可能啊。”地藏也要趴下看看,余会非一把将他提溜了起来:“别多事了,肯定是你幻听了,赶紧走吧。再说了,我表弟啥性格你不知道么?他夜猫子,半夜看电视看到通宵也不是不可能啊。” White Impermanence hurries saying: Right!” 白无常赶紧道:“对对对!” Kṣitigarbha furious say/way: „Don't you believe me? I...... I thought that in the restroom has the person. You look to look again!” 地藏气哼哼的道:“你们都不信我?我……我觉得厕所里有人。你再找找看!” Yu Huifei knows that this boy is not free from worry, does not comfort him, he estimated that one must come restless. 余会非知道这小子不省心,不安抚好他,他估计一会还得来闹腾。 Therefore Yu Huifei puts the entrance Kṣitigarbha, turns around, opens the door of restroom. 于是余会非地藏放到门口,转身,推开厕所的门。 Restroom to the bedside direction is being the frosted glass, although being able to see clearly inside thing, but if there is a person, Yu Huifei just should be able to see the person's shadow in that angle of bed...... 厕所对着床边的方向是磨砂玻璃的,虽然看不清里面的东西,但是如果有人,余会非刚刚在床的那个角度就应该能看到人影了…… Therefore, Yu Huifei is confident, here is no one. 所以,余会非信心十足,这里是没人的。 Moreover fool concealed here. 而且傻子才藏这里呢。 Therefore Yu Huifei opened the door naturally, then...... 所以余会非大方的推开了门,然后…… Yu Huifei saw that a younger sister squats in the corner visits him pitifully. 余会非就看到一妹子蹲在角落里可怜巴巴的看着他呢。 On her entangles the bath towel, both hands is covering the face. 她身上缠着浴巾,双手捂着脸。 However the issue came, that neat short hair too bright eye! 但是问题来了,那齐刷刷的短发太亮眼了! Who Yu Huifei was a fool also sees this is...... 余会非就是个傻子也看出这是谁了…… It is estimated that the opposite party also knew unable to keep, pitiful moving away both hands look at Yu Huifei, this person Chen Yue. 估计对方也知道藏不住了,可怜巴巴的拿开双手看着余会非,此人正是陈悦。 Yu Huifei also stares, he thinks that Old White is saw the small card brain that under the stopper comes in one shouted the person hotly. 余会非也是一愣啊,他以为老白是看到底下塞进来的小卡片脑子一热喊人了呢。 Has not thought that unexpectedly is Chen Yue! 万万没想到啊,竟然是陈悦! The words that Yu Huifei did not remember incorrectly, do two talents know for day? 余会非没记错的话,两人才认识一天吧? A day of this...... 一天就这样了…… Yu Huifei immediately some types by the feeling that the Nine Thunders bang withstand/top, loves dearly...... 余会非顿时有种被九雷轰顶的感觉,心疼…… Loves dearly Chen Yue actually not, but loves dearly his oneself. 倒不是心疼陈悦,而是心疼他自己 The younger sister who he knows surpasses for day does not know how many had, finally? 他认识的妹子超过一天的也不知道有多少个了,结果呢? The people compared with the popularity deceased person, the ghost, Yu Huifei want dead! 人比人气死人,鬼比人,余会非想死啊! Deeply inspires, Yu Huifei closes, no matter what, now this situation is not quite suitable to expose, as the brothers, he must help Old White deceive. 深吸一口气,余会非关上了门,不管咋说,现在这情况不太适合曝光,作为兄弟,他得帮老白糊弄过去。 Therefore, has restored the tranquil, light say/way in the Yu Huifei flash then from shocking, depressed and pain: No one.” 于是,在余会非回头的一瞬间已经从震惊、沮丧、痛苦中恢复到了平静,淡淡的道:“没人。” Is impossible.” Kṣitigarbha does not believe. “不可能。”地藏不信。 Is impossible...... you not to tell me also to suspect other places to be able the hiding people. I give you to open you to have a look at......” Yu Huifei to open the nearby locker, no one! “不可能个屁啊……你别告诉我还怀疑其他的地方能藏人。我给你都打开你看看……”余会非打开边上的衣物柜,没人! Then Yu Huifei holds Kṣitigarbha under his stopper bed: Your does oneself look again, has the person?” 然后余会非提溜着地藏把他塞床下了:“你自己再看,有人么?” Then opens the window curtains: Has the person?” 然后又拉开窗帘:“有人吗?” Inspects one no one, Yu Huifei summarized: Let alone no one, even some people? Isn't a Old White hoodlum, looking for a girlfriend good?” 检查一圈都没人,余会非总结道:“别说没人,就算是有人又咋了?老白一光棍,找个女朋友不行么?” Kṣitigarbha that this saying said is dumbfounded. 这话说的地藏哑口无言。 When Kṣitigarbha careless, Yu Huifei holds him. 地藏稀里糊涂的时候,余会非已经把他提溜出去了。 Turns off the door, Yu Huifei said: Ok, did not miss Old White one. Had your me also to feel relieved, walked, takes the money......” 关好房门,余会非道:“行了,不差老白一个了。有你们我也就放心了,走,取钱去……” By the present, Cui Jue and Song clear basically looked to understand. 到了现在,崔珏、宋清基本上看明白了。 Cowherd does not care about this, but has been calculating in that one will buy big spring mattress mattress. 牛郎根本不在意这个,而是一直在那盘算着,一会买个多大的席梦思床垫呢。 Only then Kṣitigarbha angrily is mumbling: Is impossible, how can no one?” 只有地藏气鼓鼓的嘟囔着:“不可能啊,咋会没人呢?” Goes downstairs, the people directly soar the bank. 下了楼,众人直奔银行。 Their this group, except for Song clear, other person of not putting on likely proper modern people. 他们这一行人,除了宋清,其他人没一个穿的像个正经现代人。 Especially Cowherd, this fellow is tall and sturdy, the key point is he looked that anything is curious. Yesterday did not have the time, today had free time, one will point at the billboard to ask Yu Huifei: What that is? Can pat?” 尤其是牛郎,这家伙人高马大的,重点是他看什么都好奇。昨天是没时间,今天有空了,一会指着广告牌问余会非:“那个是啥啊?能摸摸么?” One will look that others entrance palm of the hand big teacup Teddy is in a daze: This thing also draws the sled?” 一会又看人家门口巴掌大的茶杯泰迪发呆:“这玩意也是拉雪橇的么?” Yu Huifei looks that this fellow busy appearance was a parade is also big, draws Cowherd to go one side, said in a low voice: „ Brother Lang, you first time were not entered a city. Before had not led you carefully to look, but didn't use so many issues? You are Cowherd, Heavens emperor's son-in-law. 余会非看着这家伙忙忙乎乎的模样也是一阵头大,拉着牛郎去了一边,低声道:“郎哥,你也不是第一次进城了。之前是没带你仔细看过,但是也不用这么多问题吧?你可是牛郎啊,天上的驸马啊。 Can we carry, is a little compelling the standard to be good? 咱们能端着点,有点逼格行不行? You cannot have a liking for your mother-in-law even, but must look in your wife's father's face, displays the attitude of emperor's son-in-law to come? ” 你就算是看不上你丈母娘,但是总得看在你老丈人的面子上,拿出点驸马的态度来吧?” Cowherd thinks to nod saying: Also yes, my father-in-law is good, the time of scolding my mother-in-law me is more ruthless. Becoming, I know how to do......” 牛郎想想点头道:“也是,我那老丈人还不错,骂我丈母娘的时候比我还狠呢。成,我知道怎么做了……” Then Cowherd straightened up the body, shoulders both hands to begin supinely, the eye stares with same age as, do not annoy the father, the father not affable manner! 然后牛郎挺直了身子,背负双手仰起头,眼睛瞪的跟同龄似的,别惹老子,老子不好惹的派头! He follows in Yu Huifei behind, Yu Huifei thinks that oneself had the feeling of black astringent meeting big brother. 他跟在余会非的身后,余会非都觉自己有了点黑涩会大哥的感觉了。 Cowherd thinks oneself is stylish, does not have a look at Yu Huifei, attire diligently compels the calm say/way: That thing that Little Yu, Heavens flies, I very like, then buys one for me.” 牛郎自认为自己派头十足,也不看看余会非,努力的装逼淡定的道:“小鱼啊,天上飞的那个东西,我挺喜欢的,回头给我买一个吧。” Yu Huifei raised the head, sees only a helicopter to fly. 余会非一抬头,只见一架直升飞机飞过。 Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead: This...... cannot afford.” 余会非揉了揉眉心:“这个……买不起。” Cowherd said: All right, we did not make money.” 牛郎道:“没事,咱们不是赚钱了么。” Yu Huifei said: These money all who gain to you, cannot afford.” 余会非道:“赚的那些钱全给你,也买不起。” Cowherd life: „Did that light/only buy on that stroll that thing general headquarters?” 牛郎哦了一生:“那光买那个上面转转的那个东西总行了吧?” Say/Way that Yu Huifei goes wild: That also others sell are good!” 余会非抓狂的道:“那也得人家卖才行啊!” Then Yu Huifei draws Cowherd said at the same time in a low voice: Brother Lang, which you sees to have the great person words so many of compelling the standard? You must little speak, said falling in price.” 然后余会非又把牛郎拉到一边低声道:“郎哥,你见哪个有逼格的大人物话这么多的?你要少说话,说多了掉价。” „, Good, I do not say.” Cowherd nods, starts diligently is maintaining oneself that stiff modeling. “哦,好,我不说了。”牛郎点头,开始努力的保持着自己那僵硬的造型。 Regarding this, Song Qingcou came: Brother Lang today, is quite strange.” 对此,宋清凑过来:“郎哥今天,好奇怪啊。” The Yu Huifei heart said: „ Can not be strange? Although had also entered a city before, but entered a city to directly soar the destination at that time, is not come to blows is other things, is the matter does not have the time to ask that at heart east asked the west...... 余会非心说:“能不奇怪么?虽然以前也进过城,但是那时候进城都是直奔目的地,不是干架就是其他的事情,心里都是事没时间问东问西的…… Today was idles, he did not ask damn. ” 今天算是闲下来了,他不问才见鬼了呢。” He wants to be a matter, on the mouth said: Yeah, my Brother Lang a little intermittent mental disorder, should be the outbreak. Do not annoy him, do not respond him, stroked following his wool on the line. Even if he said that is the Jade Emperor emperor's son-in-law, we still nod to respond.” 他心里想是一回事,嘴上却道:“哎,我郎哥有点间歇性精神病,应该是发作了。别惹他,也别搭理他,顺着他的毛捋就行了。他就算说是玉帝的驸马,咱也点头应着。” Song clear clever nod, then brings several points of admiring looks at Yu Huifei saying: You...... are not really easy.” 宋清乖巧的点点头,然后带着几分佩服的看着余会非道:“你……真不容易啊。” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” The group arrived at the bank entrance, the entrance security sat in that after seeing them, stood directly, a hand also pressed on the night stick, the obvious key point is staring at them, it is estimated that the hand shook to report to the police at the scene. 一行人呼呼啦啦的来到了银行门口,门口保安原本是坐在那的,看到他们之后,直接站了起来,一只手还压在了警棍上,明显的重点盯着他们呢,估计手一抖能当场报警。 Yu Huifei watched a security, the forced smile said: Big brother, you have seen robber who puts on such burden? Also, a short time ago younger sister who this younger sister outwitted the robber. Therefore, you feel relieved......” 余会非看了一眼保安,苦笑道:“大哥,你见过穿这么累赘的抢劫犯么?还有,这妹子就是前不久智斗劫匪的妹子。所以,你放心吧……” The security lowers the sound: To be honest, were you kidnapped by that big?” 保安压低声音:“老实说,你们是不是被那个大个劫持了?” Yu Huifei and Song clear: Qw......” 余会非、宋清:“qw……” Pours not the strange security, Cowherd this fellow has not installed compelling, in addition installs the aloof intentionally, what fashion is the whole body is stiff, is similar to the intense transition. Moreover he is curious, therefore an eye in that glaring looks around, that feeling, how sees seems like vigilance full little thief! 倒也不怪保安,牛郎这家伙就没装过逼,再加上故意装高冷,顿时装的是浑身僵硬,就跟紧张过渡差不多。而且他心里好奇啊,所以一双眼睛在那贼溜溜的四处看呢,那感觉,怎么看都像是警惕性十足的小贼 Yu Huifei said: You want to be many, this is my cousin, the brain has the issue.” 余会非道:“你想多了,这是我表哥,脑子有问题。” Then Yu Huifei said to Cowherd: Cousin, you are waiting in the entrance.” 然后余会非牛郎道:“表哥,你在门口等着啊。” After Cowherd, went to the street serrated edge to squat. 牛郎哦了一声后,就去马路牙子上蹲着去了。 Saw this, insurance Anxin. 看到这一幕,保安信了。 Entered the bank, Yu Huifei directly the card stopper in pocket in the past: Inside money Quanqu comes out.” 进了银行,余会非直接将口袋里的卡都塞了过去:“里面的钱全取出来。” Such remarks, the bank staff looked that his look is not right. 此话一出,银行职员看他的眼神都不对了。 Yu Huifei said: Eldest sister, I spending money, does not have other meaning anxiously.” 余会非道:“大姐,我急着用钱,没别的意思。” The bank staff nod saying: That is good, recently some people had just robbed the bank, therefore everyone is nervous.” 银行职员点头道:“那就好,最近刚有人抢过银行,所以大家都紧张兮兮的。” The bank staff several card gathering same places, said: Your these card altogether are 950,000...... 95...... 95......” 银行职员将几张卡凑到一起,道:“你这几张卡里一共是九十五万……九十五……九五……” The eyes of bank staff shone immediately. 银行职员的眼睛顿时亮了。 Yu Huifei just started not to have the idea, the next quarter responded, just about to says anything. 余会非刚开始还没主意,下一刻反应过来了,刚要说什么。 The bank staff give the look that he I understood, then said: This money were too many, cannot take one time. Or, you and other meetings? Our cash truck one will come......” 银行职员给了他一个我懂的眼神,然后道:“这个钱太多了,一次性取不出来。要不,你等会?我们运钞车一会就过来了……” Say/Way that Yu Huifei does not know whether to laugh or cry: Eldest sister, this number is a coincidence. Also, my card, you had not calculated.” 余会非哭笑不得的道:“大姐,这数字就是个巧合。再说了,我那还有一张卡呢,你没算进去呢。” The bank staff have a look at that card, smiles. 银行职员看看那张卡,笑了笑。 Yu Huifei then thinks that was Song clear gives his card, was Construction Bank. 余会非这才想起来,那张是宋清给他的卡,是建行的。 But the marathon bonus sends in ICBC card, he now also in ICBC. 而马拉松奖金都是发在工行卡里,他现在也是在工行。 Comes ICBC with the Construction Bank card, this indeed cannot a little be justified...... 来工行拿建行卡,这的确有点说不过去…… The times of such several words, one group of people came, then quickly, pulls out the spear/gun, gave surrounding Song clear, Yu Huifei, Cui Jue, Kṣitigarbha. 就这么几句话的功夫,一群人呼呼啦啦的进来了,然后以迅雷不及掩耳之势,掏枪,将宋清、余会非崔珏地藏给包围了。
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