yellow skin bottle gourd meaningful smoking, sighed: „I...... Beheading Immortal Flying Blade.” 黄皮葫芦意味深长的抽着烟,叹息道:“我……斩仙飞刀。” „Pū! Coughs......” Yu Huifei almost not choking by this smoke, cough while asked: „...... You............ are you Beheading Immortal Flying Blade?” “噗！咳咳咳……”余会非差点没被这一口烟给呛死,一边咳嗽一边问:“咳咳……你……咳咳……你是斩仙飞刀？” yellow skin bottle gourd natural say/way: „Yes, but after getting down, was disappeared the might, now cut the immortal unable, but cut waistband and chicken chicken anything did not have the issue. Do you want to try?” 黄皮葫芦理所当然的道:“是啊,不过下来后也被消了威力,现在斩仙是不能了,但是斩个裤腰带、鸡鸡什么的还是没问题的。你要试试么？” Then, eyeball of yellow skin bottle gourd looked to the Yu Huifei pants crotch. 说完,黄皮葫芦的眼珠子瞄向了余会非的裤裆。 Yu Huifei clamped the pants crotch say/way subconsciously: „Stops! My this did not need to trouble you, I also pointed at it to take to my next half a lifetime to be happy.” 余会非下意识的夹紧了裤裆道:“停！我这就不用麻烦你了,我还指着它带给我下半生幸福呢。” The yellow skin bottle gourd purses the lips to say with a smile: „Difficult......” 黄皮葫芦抿嘴一笑道:“难喽……” Yu Huifei puzzled say/way: „What do you mean?” 余会非不解的道:“啥意思？” The yellow skin bottle gourd said: „The Ninth Floor secret cannot leak, you must look for the wife. What can you look for? Mortals? Asked you to her to keep secret? impossible, is waiting for may heaven strike me with lightening five times, waits for death.” 黄皮葫芦道:“九楼的秘密不能外泄,你要找老婆。你能找啥样的？凡人？找了你能对她一直保密么？做不到,就等着天打五雷轰,等死吧。” Yu Huifei was scared immediately...... 余会非顿时傻眼了…… Just like the yellow skin bottle gourd said that if really looked for the wife, that can not get married? 正如黄皮葫芦所说的,如果真的找了老婆,那能不结婚么？ Can not stay together? 能不住在一起么？ Can not chat Ninth Floor? 能不聊起九楼么？ On Ninth Floor has Third Floor, what to do if were discovered? 九楼上面有三楼,万一被发现了怎么办？ Also, Ninth Floor came a group of criminals undergoing reform-through-labor one after another, when the time comes one by one long with this bottle gourd, Yu Huifei, only if dug his wife eyeball, makes the deaf her ear, how otherwise to conceal? 再说了,九楼陆续来一批劳改犯,到时候一个个长的都跟这葫芦似的,余会非除非挖了他老婆眼珠子,弄聋她耳朵,否则如何隐瞒的了？ Once divulges, may heaven strike me with lightening five times, his belch fart faces upwards. 一旦泄露,天打五雷轰,他嗝屁朝天。 Wife who that also looks. 那还找个屁的老婆。 Yu Huifei big such as fights immediately, he felt suddenly, this Ninth Floor was not that fragrant. 余会非顿时头大如斗,他忽然觉得,这九楼也不是那么香了。 Met met, now said that anything was useless, Yu Huifei sighed: „The words that yeah...... calculates, this day have had no way.” 接都接了,现在说什么都没用了,余会非叹了口气道:“哎……这么算的话,这日子没法过啊。” „Right, you determined that you called Beheading Immortal Flying Blade, rather than Stripping Trousers Big Eyeball?” Yu Huifei asked the yellow skin bottle gourd suddenly. “对了,你确定你叫斩仙飞刀,而不是扒裤大眼珠子？”余会非忽然问黄皮葫芦。 The yellow skin bottle gourd gives him directly a big supercilious look...... 黄皮葫芦直接给他一个大白眼…… ...... …… Meanwhile, one group of bludgers put on the underpants child one breath to run the village, time when they stopped, the latter back also sent coldly. 与此同时,一群混混穿着裤衩子一口气跑出了村子,等他们停下来的时候,后脊背还发寒呢。 Determined that strange bottle gourd with, one group of fellows you have not had a look at my me to have a look at you, is a face fantasy appearance. 确定那诡异的葫芦没跟来,一群家伙你看看我我看看你,都是一脸的活见鬼的模样。 „Brother Ping, this matter too strange......” “平哥,这事儿太邪乎了……” „Yes, Brother Ping. That eyeball with living, looked at our times, I talk nonsense unable to put. A eyeball revolution, waistband broke, if this stares at our other places to transfer......” fatty speaking of this, the people collective clamped the both legs. “就是啊,平哥。那眼珠子就跟活了似的,看我们的时候,我连放屁都放不出来。眼珠子一转,裤腰带就断了,这要是盯着我们别的地方转一下……”一胖子说到这,众人集体夹紧了双腿。 „Brother Ping, what to do? Did this money also want?” Another person asked. “平哥,怎么办？这钱还要不要了？”另一人问。 Brother Ping has not spoken, smoked a cigarette calmly, after a while said: „Mother...... my laborious layout is so long, what? Also isn't that Ninth Floor house? Succeeded in obtaining shortly, do you make my half-way drop?” 平哥没说话,抽了根烟冷静了一下,过了一会道:“妈的……我辛辛苦苦布局那么久,图的是啥？还不是那九楼的房子？眼看着就到手了,你让我半道放手？” fatty collects: „Brother Ping, that thing is weird, our normal method is not definitely good. Moreover, behind that place is graveyard, having strangely is not strange” 一胖子凑过来:“平哥,那东西邪门,我们正常手段肯定不行。而且,那地方后面就是墓园子,有古怪也不奇怪” Such remarks, reminded Brother Ping. 此话一出,提醒了平哥。 Brother Ping looked at fatty saying: „Do you...... have the path?” 平哥看了一眼胖子道:“你……有路子？” fatty said with a smile: „I know together the person, absolutely is mystical expert. According to him, he is the True Person Long Hushan Junior Brother, in the Long Hushan position is strange tall. skill is profound, but subduing monsters and demons, exorcises avoids disaster, I feel......” 胖子笑道:“我认识一道人,绝对是世外高人。据他说,他是龙虎山真人的师弟,在龙虎山的地位都是奇高的。道行高深,可降妖伏魔,驱邪避凶,我觉得……” „You feel! Leads me to see him, if this matter can become, calculates your great merit!” Brother Ping kicked foot fatty. “你觉得个屁！带我去见他,要是这事儿能成了,算你一大功！”平哥踢了一脚胖子。 Several people leave immediately. 几个人立刻动身了。 Yu Huifei tight, then starts to tidy up Ninth Floor that the front door closes. Without the means that his present situation was very bad, was in the debt, but also does not have any job can make money. 余会非把大门关的紧紧的,然后就开始收拾九楼。没办法,他现在的情况很糟糕,欠了一屁股债,还没有任何营生能赚钱。 Lu Ya walked, leaves behind one pile of mess to him, big eyeball Beheading Immortal Flying Blade is Lu Ya leaves his only one also to calculate the good treasure. This goods are not the fuel-efficient lamp, a time of such meeting, the Yu Huifei remaining that half packet of cigarettes were smoked by him. Has not been glad on this big eyeball, shouts must pull out China...... 陆压走了,给他留下一堆烂摊子,大眼珠子斩仙飞刀算是陆压留给他唯一的一个还算不错的宝贝。只是这货也不是什么省油的灯,这么一会的功夫,余会非剩下的那半盒烟都被他抽完了。就这大眼珠子还不乐意呢,嚷嚷着要抽中华…… Yu Huifei suspected seriously Lu Ya cannot raise this goods the primary cause that he threw...... 余会非严重怀疑陆压把他扔下来的主要原因就是养不起这货了…… Through with chat of big eyeball, Yu Huifei also ravelled a issue. That is Daoist Immortal descend to mortal world will slice off magical power skill, even if his peerless magical treasure is not good, must be cut a blade by Heavenly Way, was completed Stripping Trousers Crazy Demon. 通过跟大眼珠的聊天,余会非也弄明白了一个问题。那就是神仙下界都会被削掉一身神通道行,哪怕是他这种绝世法宝也不行,也要被天道斩一刀,落成了扒裤狂魔。 In order to let big eyeball this super battle efficiency can continue to play the role in behind, Yu Huifei went to buy smoke to place in the shop specially. 为了让大眼珠子这个超级战斗力能够在后面继续发挥作用,余会非特意去多买了一条烟放在店子里。 Big eyeball will come youngster of matter to express regarding Yu Huifei very satisfied, but does not forget to urge Yu Huifei to make money as soon as possible, he likes pulling out China. 大眼珠子对于余会非这么会来事的小伙子表示十分满意,但是还是不忘叮嘱余会非尽快赚钱,他还是喜欢抽中华。 Had big eyeball to be the backer, Yu Huifei also has the energy, after the rolling pin returned the kitchen, a person sat outside is pondering over the issue of enrichment. At present, he does not have many qualifications, but shop, this shop, if operated, supporting oneself should not have the issue. However wants to return that debt, that must want to select the sudden and huge profits the idea to be good. 有了大眼珠子做靠山,余会非也有底气了,擀面杖放回后厨,一个人坐在外面琢磨着发家致富的问题。眼下,他没多少本钱,但是有一个店铺,这店铺若是经营好了,养活自己应该没问题。但是想要还上那一屁股的债,那必须得想点暴利的点子才行了。 A daytime passed, by the evening, Yu Huifei had the dinner the time saw that group of bludgers, these fellows ate meal to drink on the stall on Xiulin street. 一白天就这么过去了,到了傍晚,余会非吃晚饭的时候又看到了那群混混,这些家伙就在秀林街边上的小吃摊上吃饭喝酒呢。 This crowd of person vegetables/dishes have not eaten many, the liquor got rid of one box quickly. 这群人菜没吃多少,酒很快就干掉了一箱。 Yu Huifei cocks the ears to listen secretly, only listens to that Brother Ping to point at fatty saying: „fatty, does not drink also drinks, emboldens.” 余会非侧耳偷听,只听那平哥指着一胖子道:“胖子,不喝酒也多喝点,壮胆。” Yu Huifei one hear, was happy immediately, it seems like in the morning that restless really unbearable that they frighten. 余会非一听,顿时乐了,看来上午那一阵闹腾着实把他们吓的够呛。 Now has big eyeball to be the backing, Yu Huifei is sporty, the corners of the mouth on select slightly, carried one bottle of beer to walk directly, sat near Brother Ping, ganged up with the shoulder of Brother Ping saying: „Does Brother Ping, drink?” 如今有大眼珠子做后盾,余会非是底气十足,嘴角微微上挑,直接拎着一瓶啤酒走了过去,一屁股坐在了平哥边上,勾搭着平哥的肩膀道:“平哥,喝呐？” Brother Ping one looked at Yu Huifei, later called out: „Is you? Your does motherfucking also dare to look for me?” 平哥一愣看了一眼余会非,随后叫道:“是你？你TM还敢来找我？” Yu Huifei hehe said: „Naturally dared, who makes us have the backer.” 余会非嘿嘿道:“当然敢了,谁让咱有靠山呢。” Then, Yu Huifei also pushed the crowded eyebrow, the look that you understand with looks at Brother Ping. 说完,余会非还挤了挤眉毛,用一种你懂的的眼神看着平哥。 Brother Ping and the others think big eyeball that flies, some whole body round of cold. 平哥等人都想到了那飞起来的大眼珠子,浑身有些发寒。 Yu Huifei knows that these fellows really feared, the courage was stronger, one glass of beer hehe said to oneself but actually: „Brother Ping? I called you Little Pingping.” 余会非知道这些家伙是真的怕了,胆气更壮了,给自己倒了一杯啤酒呵呵道:“平哥是吧？我还是叫你小平平吧。” „Whom your did motherfucking call Little Pingping?” Brother Ping was hot immediately, how this name listened how with Little Three? “你TM叫谁小平平呢？”平哥顿时火了,这名字怎么听怎么跟小三似的呢？ No matter Yu Huifei also his whether foaming with rage eyeball, say/way with a laugh: „Little Pingping...... you looked that this money is not I manages you to borrow, but is my relative borrows eventually. Like this, I do not press you, I help his also part, remaining your oneself ask him to go. What's wrong?” 余会非也不管他是否吹胡子瞪眼睛的,笑呵呵的道:“小平平啊……你看啊,这个钱呢也不是我管你借的,但是终究是我亲戚借的。这样吧,我也不难为你,我帮他还一部分,剩下的你自己去找他要去。咋样？” Brother Ping doubt looks at Yu Huifei: „You...... also how many?” 平哥狐疑的看着余会非:“你……还多少？” Yu Huifei shows a faint smile, puts out a hand into the pocket, then the smile solidified, the face was also black, in the heart cannot bear curse saying: „Damn, my wallet? Whose did motherfucking steal away my wallet?” 余会非微微一笑,伸手入口袋,然后笑容凝固了,脸也黑了,心中忍不住大骂道:“操,我钱包呢？谁TM把我钱包偷走了？” Brother Ping stares at Yu Huifei to look: „Also how many?” 平哥盯着余会非看着:“还多少？”