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#7: Big doesn't eyeball smoke? $ 1


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The old man does not dare to blow to flamboyant of mouth obstinately, is staring, stared for quite a while, has not said the words obstinately. 老头到嘴边的牛逼愣是不敢吹了,瞪着眼睛,瞪了半天,愣是没说出话来。 Yu Huifei hehe said with a smile: Old gentleman, you look, is such truth? I buy you to lock the car(riage), you sell me to lock, among us the transaction has no issue.” 余会非嘿嘿笑道:“老爷子,你看啊,是不是这么个道理?我买你锁锁车,你卖我锁,我们之间交易没有任何问题。” The old man hmph hmph, the nod. 老头哼哼了一声,点头。 Yu Huifei continues saying: But, after I bought your lock, my car(riage) lost, my lock was useless, therefore returns goods, without issue?” 余会非继续道:“但是呢,我买了你的锁后,我的车丢了,我的锁没用了,所以退货,没问题吧?” As soon as the old man listens, the beard blew to curl upwards: Your boy opens the eye to talk nonsense, you do not use dozen of rough drafts? Your morning market sells sham goods?” 老头一听,胡子都吹翘起来了:“你小子睁眼睛说瞎话,你都不用打草稿的么?你早市卖狗皮膏药的吧?” Yu Huifei smiles, locking the stopper gave the old man: Old gentleman refunds...... you, if really does not draw back, that deferred to the initial cost 40 to sell to me. Your this opens the mouth 500, is atypical.” 余会非嘿嘿一笑,把锁塞给了老头:“老爷子退钱呗……你要是实在不退,那就按照原价四十卖给我。你这一开口五百,太不地道了吧。” old man hears word, face one red, hmph hmph pulls out 460 stoppers that two did not prefer to Yu Huifei, then scolded one: Deceitful!” 老头闻言,老脸一红,哼哼了两声不情愿的掏出四百六塞给余会非,然后骂了一句:“奸诈!” Yu Huifei said with a smile: Old gentleman, is deceitful I also to you study. Or goes to chat?” 余会非笑道:“老爷子,论奸诈我还得向您多学着点呢。要不进去聊聊?” old man white Yu Huifei, he more looks now Yu Huifei is less pleasing to the eyes. 老头白了余会非一眼,他现在是越看余会非越不顺眼。 Also chats? 还聊聊? He wants to go back to look now to give this bastard boy that meteor hammer lock to open up...... 他现在都想回去把那流星锤锁头找出来给这王八蛋小子开开光了…… More looks is bothersomer, the old man waved. 越看越烦,老头一挥手走了。 Yu Huifei gazes after the back that the old man departs with a laugh, is carrying the lock, closed the front door, the high, middle, and low three door bolts all locked, this scratched cold sweat on forehead secretly. 余会非笑呵呵的目送老头离去的背影,然后拎着锁,关上了大门,上中下三道门栓全都锁上,这才暗自擦了一把额头上的冷汗。 Jokes aside, Yu Huifei just displayed, although calm, but he really feared the old man one excited came to sit. 说真的,余会非刚刚表现的虽然淡定,但是他是真怕老头一激动就进来坐坐了。 One group of bludgers noticed that eyeball Yu Huifei also has the means to deceive, moreover these bludgers do not dare to go out to speak irresponsibly after all, one crowd puts loan-shark, dishonourable, speaking irresponsibly to annoy to pay attention to them is not good. 一群混混看到眼珠子余会非还有办法糊弄,而且那些混混也不敢出去乱说毕竟,一群放高利贷的,也不光彩,乱说惹来关注对他们更不好。 However the profiteer old men were different, Yu Huifei believes that if the old man gets his handle, can knock to mix the egg to stir fry a dish his marrow to eat. 但是那奸商老头就不一样了,余会非相信,那老头要是抓住他把柄,能把他骨髓敲出来拌着鸡蛋炒一盘菜吃了。 The definite front door closed/pass, Yu Huifei looked to the yellow skin bottle gourd on that big flower. 确定大门关好了,余会非看向了那大花上的黄皮葫芦。 What looks at?” yellow skin bottle gourd impatient say/way. “看啥?”黄皮葫芦不耐烦的道。 Yu Huifei said: Hey...... did you have the temperament? Yesterday evening I to the fish distributed the cigarettes, kowtowing the time, didn't you speak? The sentiment do you watch the fun in the nearby?” 余会非道:“嘿……你还有脾气了?昨天晚上我给鱼递烟,磕头的时候,你咋不吭声?感情你是在边上看热闹呢是吧?” yellow skin bottle gourd ruffian say/way: „, Did you with fool, blame me?” 黄皮葫芦痞子似的道:“切,你跟个傻逼似的,怪我了?” Yu Huifei actually had nothing to say in reply...... 余会非竟然无言以对…… However Yu Huifei does not die to knock with the bottle gourd, after all, the yellow skin bottle gourd saved his benefactor. 不过余会非也不和葫芦死磕,毕竟,黄皮葫芦算是救了他的恩人。 Moreover, later two people must be together for a long time, getting into a deadlock to each other was not good. The key point is, he did not determine when these bludgers come back, has not lived must rely upon this yellow skin bottle gourd. 而且,以后两人还要长期相处呢,闹僵了对彼此都不好。重点是,他不确定那些混混什么时候回来,没住还要仰仗这黄皮葫芦。 Therefore Yu Huifei deeply inspires, collected to ask with a smile: Doesn't smoke?” 于是余会非深吸一口气,笑着凑了过去问道:“抽烟不?” The yellow skin bottle gourd was done by turning hostile of Yu Huifei compelled ignorant, it is estimated that he has not thought that this goods can be not so concerned about face. The previous quarter must dig the appearance of your ancestral grave with his me, latter the moment ran over to distribute the cigarettes to give regards. 黄皮葫芦都被余会非的变脸干懵逼了,估计他也没想到这货可以如此不要脸。前一刻还跟他一副我要挖你祖坟的样子,后一刻就跑过来递烟问好了。 The yellow skin bottle gourd brain does not have the response to come durably, the unexpectedly subconscious nod said: Has China?” 黄皮葫芦脑子没反应过劲来,竟然下意识的点头道:“有中华么?” Only has Baisha.” Yu Huifei is speaking, in heart unstated criticism: Fuck, did a bottle gourd pull out China? Was my Huaxia so wealthy?” “只有白沙。”余会非说着话,心中腹诽不已:“我曹,一个葫芦都抽中华了?我大华夏这么富裕了么?” The yellow skin bottle gourd said: Baisha and world?” 黄皮葫芦道:“白沙和天下?” Yu Huifei white his eyes, pulls out the white cigarette case, the yellow skin bottle gourd despises saying: By...... soft Baisha? 4.51 boxes? Did my China buy your half box poorly...... your boy?” 余会非白了他一眼,掏出白色烟盒,黄皮葫芦鄙夷道:“靠……软白沙啊?4.5一盒?我一根中华买你半盒了……你小子到底是有多穷啊?” Yu Huifei was hot immediately: Having was good, you also pick, pulls out?” 余会非顿时火了:“有就不错了,你还挑三拣四的,到底抽不抽?” Say/Way that the yellow skin bottle gourd as if not prefer swayingly very: Comes...... to come one.” 黄皮葫芦晃晃悠悠仿佛十分不情愿的道:“来……来一根吧。” Yu Huifei said with a smile: Said so many, has't can pull out? I told you, the elder brother meets misfortune now temporarily, therefore pulled out this, mixed with the elder brother, later wrapped you daily with the world, every night pulled out China.” 余会非笑道:“说那么多,还不是得抽?我告诉你,哥现在只是暂时落难了所以抽这个,跟着哥混,以后包你天天和天下,夜夜抽中华。” The yellow skin bottle gourd hehe said with a smile: „Before Lu Ya, blows, afterward hadn't been in the debt to travel?” 黄皮葫芦呵呵一笑道:“陆压之前也是那么吹的,后来还不是欠了一屁股债跑路了?” Yu Huifei hears this, eye one bright, asked: Yeah...... that old fogy what situation? Does Daoist Immortal also go into debt?” 余会非听到这,眼睛一亮,问道:“哎……那老家伙到底啥情况?一神仙还欠债?” The yellow skin bottle gourd as if also has the infinite complaint to Lu Ya, immediately complained: „ He...... an old hooligan. Live is longer than this Heaven and Earth, the mixed ratio dog was inferior. speaking frankly, this Earth is mortal world purgatory, manages your anything Daoist Immortal, came to vanish to withstand/top three flowers, froze to death Mud Ball Palace, magic power all disappeared. 黄皮葫芦仿佛对陆压也有着无穷的怨念,顿时抱怨了起来:“他啊……一老泼皮。活的比这天地都久,混的比狗都不如。说白了,这地球就是个红尘炼狱,管你什么神仙,来了就消掉顶上三花,冻死泥丸宫,一身法力全消。 The old fogy deceitful lazy slides greedily, likes pulling out China actually not to like working, because lazy, therefore does anything is not good. 那老家伙奸懒馋滑,喜欢抽中华却不喜欢干活,因为懒所以干啥啥不行。 Because greedy, therefore eats any anything not enough. 因为馋,所以吃啥啥没够。 Finally he discovered the lending money ratio makes money lends money to drift along quickly...... 最后他发现借钱比赚钱来的快就借钱混日子…… Afterward he discovered, lent money does not feel better compared with the money back day, therefore simply not. 后来他发现,借钱不还比还钱日子好过,于是干脆就不还了。 Really afterward cannot boil, didn't this give to you? ” 后来实在是熬不过去了,这不转让给你了么?” Then, the yellow skin Huluxie eyeball is looking at Yu Huifei, appearance that looks at the fool. 说完,黄皮葫芦斜着眼珠子看着余会非,一副看冤大头的样子。 Yu Huifei knew oneself by the pit, but gained such big industry generally speaking, moreover in the character with myth had the relations, how to see that probably did not owe. Therefore is not angry, squats near that fish bowl, is smoking, said: You said that his magic power all disappeared, but his pit my time used magic power.” 余会非知道自己被坑了,不过总的来说赚了这么大个产业,而且又跟神话里的人物扯上了关系,怎么看好像都不亏。所以也不生气,蹲在那鱼缸边上,抽着烟,道:“你说他法力全消了,可是他坑我的时候可是用了法力的啊。” The yellow skin bottle gourd said: „The old fogy card in hand are many, selects magic power to have anything is quite strange reserved. After all, he compared with this Heaven and Earth live long......” 黄皮葫芦道:“那老家伙底牌多,保留点法力有什么好奇怪的。毕竟,他比这天地活的都久……” During the speeches, the yellow skin bottle gourd jumped from that big flower, with Yu Huifei squatting abreast in row in that called out: Rubbish, smoke?” 说话间,黄皮葫芦从那大花里跳了出来,跟余会非并排的蹲在那,叫道:“别废话,烟呢?” Yu Huifei then thinks, forgot to give it the smoke. 余会非这才想起来,忘记给它烟了。 When Yu Huifei takes the smoke was scared, he has a look at that bottle gourd, has a look at eyeball again, suddenly actually does not know which this/should inserted...... Yu Huifei to insert the smoke the smoke in gourd mouth afterward directly. 余会非把烟拿出来的时候傻眼了,他看看那葫芦,再看看眼珠子,一时间竟然不知道该把烟插哪……后来余会非直接将烟插在了葫芦口上。 The yellow skin bottle gourd scolded: „Are you silly? That is the neck!” 黄皮葫芦骂道:“你是不是傻?那是脖子!” Yu Huifei mumbled: I am not the bottle gourd, which how would I know your is which......” 余会非嘟囔道:“我又不是葫芦,我哪知道你哪是哪啊……” On bottle gourd eyeball branches out two white rays of light, clamped the smoke to insert in eyeball like the two fingers of person generally, made an effort to attract, in eyeball the smog wound around, looked Yu Huifei two straightened, the heart said: I depend, this fellow is really ruthless to oneself!” 葫芦眼珠子上分出两道白色毫光,如同人的两根手指一般夹着烟插进了眼珠子里,用力一吸,眼珠子里烟雾缭绕,看的余会非两眼发直,心头直呼:“我靠,这家伙对自己真狠啊!” ...... 呼…… In eyeball spouts one group of smog, said: Just speaking of which?” 眼珠子里喷出一团烟雾,道:“刚刚说到哪了?” Yu Huifei said: Said that Lu Ya lived for a long time, magic power.” 余会非道:“说陆压活得久,还有法力了。” eyeball selects slightly, was nodded, then meaningful say/way: What that does receive?” 眼珠子微微点点,算是点头了,然后意味深长的道:“那接下来说啥?” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无语…… Then Yu Huifei and yellow skin bottle gourd chatted Ninth Floor, Yu Huifei asked the procedure that Ninth Floor handed over, the yellow skin bottle gourd does not know finally. Afterward Yu Huifei asked that the yellow skin bottle gourd is anything, how to call. 然后余会非黄皮葫芦聊起了九楼,余会非九楼转手的手续,结果黄皮葫芦也不知道。再后来余会非黄皮葫芦到底是个啥,怎么称呼。 PS: The investment speed...... this week signs. PS:投资速度啦……这周签约啦。
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