Brother Ping licked the lip, a little awkward say/way: „I have promised my mother, does not bully the fool.” 平哥舔了舔嘴唇,有点为难的道:“我答应过我妈,不欺负傻子。” Yu Huifei is stunned, the heart said: „Did the fish elder brother manifest a spirit? Aids me to be safe with this way?” 余会非愕然,心道:“难道鱼哥显灵了？用这种方式护佑我安全？” The next quarter, Yu Huifei sits opposite of Brother Ping, Brother Ping front red-roast fish is sending out the attractive fragrance. 下一刻,余会非坐在平哥对面,平哥面前一盘红烧鱼散发着诱人的香味。 On the street some people are playing that familiar music: „High-end food usually only needs the simplest approach......” 街道上有人播放着那熟悉的音乐:“高端的食材往往只需要最朴素的做法……” Bah! 呸！ Brother Ping puts out a fishbone on the table, ambiguous say/way: „ Boy, I, no matter you are really silly or false silly. Today this fish calculates that you invited my, I gave you again an opportunity, rendered back the money, or the hospitalization, two chose one! 平哥吐出一根鱼刺在桌子上,含含糊糊的道:“小子,我不管你是真傻还是假傻。今天这条鱼算你请我的,我就再给你一次机会,还钱,或者住院,二选一！ You best think, you owe my money now, I most also punch your. 你最好想好了,你现在只是欠我的钱,我最多也就是揍你一顿。 When you entered the hospital, owed the money of hospital, hehe...... 等你进了医院,欠了医院的钱,呵呵…… That may be more miserable than this. ” 那可比这惨多了。” Yu Huifei said: „Brother Ping, the truth said that the person who owes you money has not really related with me. Gives me this shop stopper on an old man forcefully......” 余会非道:“平哥,实话说吧,欠你钱的人跟我真没关系。就一老头强行把这店塞给我的……” Brother Ping hehe: „You is a fool, you, when I am a fool? Such a big shop, such section, your motherfucking said that a stranger does deliver you? Do you deceive the ghost?” 平哥呵呵一声:“你是傻子,还是你当我是傻子？这么大的一个店,这么个地段,你TM说一个陌生人送你的？你骗鬼呐？” „Brother Ping, spends what words with him, punches him! I must pat him with the brick!” Before is shouted by the bludger who the Yu Huifei racket fell face down. “平哥,跟他费什么话,揍他！我要用板砖拍死丫的！”之前被余会非拍趴下的混混嚷嚷着。 „Right, Brother Ping, spends what words with him, does him!” Other bludgers follow to clamor. “对,平哥,跟他费什么话,干他！”其他混混跟着叫嚣。 Yu Huifei sees these fellows to begin, subconscious grasped the only weapon chain in hand. 余会非见这些家伙又要动手,下意识的抓紧了手里的唯一兵器链锁。 One group of bludgers encircled, clamored must begin. 一群混混围了上来,叫嚣着要动手。 At this moment, Yu Huifei was shocked, he saw his whole life has seen strangest picture! 就在这时,余会非愣住了,他看到他这辈子见过的最诡异的画面！ Saw only Brother Ping behind that long ugly, the tree of top of the head big safflower! 只见平哥身后的那颗长的歪瓜裂枣,头顶大红花的树动了！ Said accurately was that flower, big flower opened, in the facing set came out a bottle gourd! 准确的说是那花动了,大花打开,里面钻出来一个葫芦！ The bottle gourd cover opens, white rays of light compose an eye! 葫芦盖子开启,一道道白色毫光组成一只眼睛！ The bludgers hear the sound, turns head, just sees this. 混混们听到动静,一扭头,刚好看到这一幕。 The bludgers also overwhelm with numerical strength, the courage is strong, has not been afraid obstinately, instead some people ridiculed: „Aiyu, high tech?” 混混们也是人多势众,胆气壮,愣是没害怕,反而有人嘲笑道:“哎呦,高科技啊？” In the Yu Huifei heart whispered: „Beheading Immortal Flying Blade? It is not right, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade is the red skin bottle gourd, this is yellow skin, moreover in Beheading Immortal Flying Blade flies has to have the thing of wing has eyes, but this only has eyeball, obviously is not Beheading Immortal Flying Blade. What is that this?” 余会非则心中嘀咕:“斩仙飞刀么？不对,斩仙飞刀是红皮葫芦,这是黄皮的,而且斩仙飞刀里飞出来的是有头有眼有翅的东西,而这只有一只眼珠子,明显不是斩仙飞刀。那这是个啥？” The next quarter, that eye projects together the spoken parts light, shines in the pants crotches of all bludgers! 下一刻,那眼睛射出一道道白光,照射在所有混混的裤裆！ The Yu Huifei heart thump, had the conclusion: „, This absolutely is not Beheading Immortal Flying Blade, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade is staring at the place is Mud Ball Palace, Mud Ball Palace on the head, is not in the pants crotch.” 余会非心头咯噔一下,同时也有了定论:“得,这绝对不是斩仙飞刀,斩仙飞刀盯着的地方是泥丸宫,泥丸宫在脑袋上,可不在裤裆里啊。” At this moment, has the bludger to call out in alarm one: „I cannot move!” 就在这时,有混混惊呼一声:“我动不了了！” „I cannot move!” “我也动不了了！” „monster!” “妖怪啊！” One group of bludgers were scared. 一群混混慌神了。 Sees here, Yu Huifei was not somewhat sure, the position that although stares is different, but this effect somewhat seems to be same. 看到这里,余会非又有些吃不准了,虽然盯的位置不一样,但是这效果似乎有些相同啊。 In Yu Huifei thinks that must salute to this bottle gourd, asking him to turn around, the experiment turns. 就在余会非想要不要给这葫芦行礼,请他转身,试验一翻的时候。 That bottle gourd oneself turned around unexpectedly! 那葫芦竟然自己转身了！ That flash, on the Yu Huifei forehead is the cold sweat, the heart said me to depend, do not come a head/number of people to fall to the ground, ends with loss of life! 那一瞬间,余会非脑门上全是冷汗啊,心说我靠,可别来个人头落地,闹出人命啊！ ! 咔嚓！ Several resounding. 几声脆响。 Yu Huifei looks hastily to these bludgers. 余会非连忙看向那些混混。 Then the face of Yu Huifei was black. 然后余会非的脸黑了。 Sees only waistband of all bludgers to break with one voice, pants entire tribe on the ground...... 只见所有混混的裤腰带齐声而断,裤子全部落在地上…… „Ghost!” Also does not know that was who shouted, ran away. “鬼啊！”也不知道是谁喊了一声,撒腿就跑。 Then other bludgers are not calm, with runs. 然后其他的混混也不淡定了,跟着就跑。 Finally...... 结果…… Plop plop...... 扑通扑通…… This pants have not raised, how to run, naturally fell place rolls the bottle gourd. 这裤子没提起来,如何跑,自然是摔了一地的滚地葫芦。 However these bludgers really scared, in a strange flower drills a bottle gourd enough strangely, in the bottle gourd emitted eyeball, but can also the mouth spit the criticism/human language...... 不过这些混混真的吓坏了,一朵诡异的花里钻出个葫芦就够奇怪的了,葫芦里冒出个眼珠子,还能口吐人言…… This good, they can be regarded as the hi-tech means to understand reluctantly. 这还好,他们可以勉强当做是科技手段来理解。 However looked that their eyes cannot move, this was too strange! 但是看他们一眼就动不了了,这就太诡异了！ Turns around, their waistband all broke, this was more fearful. 一个转身,他们的裤腰带全断了,这就更可怕了。 All sorts of signs surpassed their cognition to the world, frightens the one by one wishing one could parents many to two legs, tumbling goes out. Suddenly, the pants do not raise, wore the colorful underpants to open the travel of street hurricane...... 种种迹象超出了他们对世界的认知,吓得一个个的恨不得爹妈多给两条腿,连滚带爬的往外跑。一时间,裤子都不提了,就这么穿着五颜六色的内裤开启了街头狂飙之旅…… Brother Ping raises the pants to shout in behind wait/etc I, while curses not to have loyalty guts little demon, but oneself runs is not slow. 平哥一边在后面提着裤子喊着等等我,一边大骂没义气胆小鬼,但是自己跑的一点都不慢。 Although Yu Huifei not clear this what's the matter, but had not forgotten stood waves to shout one in the entrance to them: „Customer walks slowly, often/common to come!” 余会非虽然不清楚这到底是怎么回事,但是还是没忘记站在门口对他们挥挥手喊了一声:“客官慢走,有空常来啊！” „Often comes your Sir!” Some people cursed, one group of people ran not to have the shadow under the gazes of innumerable aunt. “常来你大爷！”有人大骂,一群人就这么在无数大妈的注视下跑没影了。 At this time, sells the old man who locked to collect, asked: „Yeah, boy, what situation?” 这时候,卖锁的老头凑了过来,问道:“哎,小子,啥情况？” Yu Huifei naturally cannot say in the oneself family/home to have monster, frightened them, therefore spoke thoughtlessly to make up wild stories said: „All right, didn't this respond the national environmental protection summons? Low carbon and environment-friendly...... anything......, therefore they decided that did not wear the pants...... yeah to be right, the foreign country also had this activity, called what no trousers day action. Right, was no trousers day, look has not worn the pants to run.” 余会非自然不能说自己家里有妖怪,把他们吓到了,于是随口胡诌道:“没事儿,这不是响应全国环保号召么？低碳环保……什么的……所以他们决定不穿裤子……哎对了,外国也有这个活动,叫什么无裤日行动。对,就是无裤日,这不,都没穿裤子跑呢。” Deeping frown that the old man listens, a little does not believe the Yu Huifei words obviously. 老头听的眉头紧锁,显然是有点不信余会非的话。 Yu Huifei changes the topic hastily, will then hand over to say the big lock: „old man, this lock drew back to me.” 余会非连忙岔开话题,将那把大锁头递过去道:“老头,这锁给我退了吧。” As soon as the old man listens to the returned goods, immediately is not glad, the head swings with the rattle-drum say/way: „Just bought on the returned goods? Do you buy to play to my? Does not draw back.” 老头一听退货,顿时不乐意了,脑袋摇的跟拨浪鼓似的道:“刚买就退货？你到我这买着玩来啦？不退。” Yu Huifei said: „You , if not draw back, I may probably report to the police.” 余会非道:“你要是不退,那我可要报警啦。” „Warning? You just fighting I may see, but also recorded, do you dare to report to the police?” The old man is calling securely. “报警？你刚刚打架斗殴我可看到了,还录像了,你敢报警？”老头有恃无恐的叫着。 Yu Huifei letter/believed him to be fishy, really in must see the scene of fighting, Yu Huifei believes, this old Liu mixed to run around aimlessly compared with that help/gang also quick. 余会非信他才有鬼了,真要看到里面打架的场面,余会非相信,这老刘头比那帮混混跑的还快。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Ok, you reported to the police. old man, but this lock you support my, if really sentences to fight, you are also an accomplice. When the time comes, do we two go to the police station the squatting corner to chat slowly?” 余会非笑道:“行啊,你报警吧。老头,这锁可是你支援我的,真要是判个打架,那你也是帮凶啊。到时候,咱们两去局子里蹲墙角慢慢聊？” Old man's face was red immediately, furious looks at Yu Huifei, as if looks at shameless big hooligan the say/way: „You...... do not have the appropriate reason not to draw back in brief.” 老头的脸顿时红了,气哼哼的看着余会非,仿佛看一个无耻大流氓似的道:“你……总之没有合适理由不退。” Yu Huifei hehe said with a smile: „Reason is simple, I buy to lock lock the car(riage). You looked, I bought your lock, but my car(riage)?” 余会非嘿嘿笑道:“理由简单,我买锁是锁车的。你看,我买了你的锁,但是我车呢？” The old man looked at all around, has not seen a bicycle: „How would I know your car(riage)?” 老头看了看四周,也没看到一辆自行车:“我哪知道你车呢？” Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Right, don't I have the car(riage) I to buy you to lock to do?” 余会非笑道:“对啊,我都没车我买你锁干啥？” „You fight......” “你打架……” „You subsidize.” “你资助的。” „Do you...... you also want the face?” “你……你还要点脸么？” „Your lock sells me 500, were you concerned about face?” “你一把锁卖我五百,你要脸了么？” „Brothers, we are on the say/way mix, to the face, don't draw back the line not?” “兄弟,咱们都是道上混的,给点面子,别退了行不？” „Old gentleman, is on the say/way mixes, to the face, drew back the line not?” “老爷子,都是道上混的,给点面子,退了行不？” „Can you have no consideration for face? Don't you know your family grandfather I the reputation on this street?” “你这是要撕破脸是不是？你是不知道你家爷爷我在这街上的名头吧？” Yu Huifei pulls out the cell phone immediately, the opening video recording pattern, said: „Old gentleman, your what reputation? Said that...... was saying to the cell phone, my memory is not good, records one, then listens with the police, we pay homage to together.” 余会非立刻掏出手机,开启录像模式,道:“老爷子,您啥名头？来说说……对着手机说,我记性不好,录一段,回头和警察一起听,我们一起膜拜一下。” PS: Must invest as early as possible, was about to sign. PS:要投资的趁早啊,快签约了。