The uncleshot a look at a that side the bludgers who trample the gate, thenstareseyeball saying: „Boy, the foodcaneatrandomly, moststomach aches, but the wordscannotspeak irresponsibly! Mythiswith honest price tag displayed, one centonepoint of goods, you, ifthought that must buyappropriately, butyoucannotsay that mythingis not good. Youwant the thing, moneyarrives, the goodsarrive!”
老大爷瞥了一眼那边正在踹门的混混们,然后一瞪眼珠子道:“小子,饭可以乱吃,最多坏肚子,但是话不能乱说啊!我这明码标价,一分钱一分货,你要是觉得不合适可以不买,但是你不能说我的东西不好。你想要好东西,钱到位,货到位!”Yu Huifeiair/Qireallywantsto shout 'fuck your mom', hewaslooks, thisold fogywaslooksto have problems, sat the starting price.余会非气的真想骂娘,他算是看出来了,这老家伙是看出问题了,坐地起价呢。HoweverYu Huifeicurrentlyindeedneeds a fellowwhile convenient, thereforeclenches teeth saying: „Tradestomethickly.”
不过余会非目前的确需要个趁手的家伙,于是一咬牙道:“给我换个粗的。”Uncle: „200.”
老大爷:“两百。”„Puts outto come to see.”Yu Huifeisaid.
“拿出来看看。”余会非道。
The unclepulls out a thumbthicklockto hand overconveniently: „What's wrong?”
老大爷随手掏出来一根拇指粗的锁递过来:“咋样?”Yu Huifeieyeonebright, is so thick, brandishingisverypowerful, is quite satisfied.余会非眼睛一亮,这么粗,抡起来还是很有威力的,颇为满意。
The unclesaidin a low voice: „Mythisis thicker, the lockthickens, brandisheswithhammer, either?”
老大爷低声道:“我这还有更粗的,锁头加厚的,抡起来跟榔头似的,要么?”
The say/way of Yu Huifeirighteousnessexpression: „What do youthink? Ibuy the lock the car(riage)!”余会非义正言辞的道:“你想什么呢?我就是买把锁锁车!”
The unclenodsto sayagain and again;„Iunderstand, Iunderstand, hehe...... do thatyouwant?”
老大爷连连点头道;“我懂,我懂,呵呵……那你要不要?”Yu Huifeisnort/hum: „Puts outto come to see.”余会非哼了一声:“拿出来看看。”
The uncletakes a specialiron chainlockimmediately, just as he said that thatlockincreases, brandishesreallywithhammer, looks that is very ominous.
老大爷立刻拿出来一把特别的铁链锁,正如他所说,那锁头是加大的,抡起来真的跟榔头似的,看着就挺凶的。
The unclesaid: „This, 500.”
老大爷道:“这个,五百。”„500?!”Yu Huifeiwantsto brandishfirstto givethisold manto come a hammer!
“五百?!”余会非都想抡起来先给这老头来一榔头了!
An uncleactuallyfacecalmlooks that the bludger in distant placesaid: „youngster, the timeare not many, the shopwas poundedquickly.”
老大爷倒是一脸气定神闲的看着远处的混混道:“小伙子,时间不多啦,店快被砸啦。”Yu Huifeilicked the lip, clenches teeth saying: „Wanted!”余会非舔了舔嘴唇,一咬牙道:“要了!”Yu Huifeitakes out money, the uncleactuallyshook the headsuddenly.余会非掏钱,老大爷却突然摇头了。Yu Huifeidoubtsees the uncle: „Do youwantto deliverme?”余会非狐疑的看着老大爷:“你这是要送我?”Unclewhitehiseyes, thenlowers the soundagain, does intentionally the mysterioussay/way: „Mythisis bigger, is thicker, the lockis stronger, abovealsohas the lock of steelnail, youeither?”
老大爷白了他一眼,然后再次压低声音,故作神秘的道:“我这还有更大,更粗,锁头更壮,上面还有钢钉的锁,你要么?”Yu Huifeionehear, say/way of knowing whether to laugh or cry: „Whatyousaidis the meteorhammer?”余会非一听,哭笑不得的道:“你说的是流星锤吧?”Unclesomewhatembarrassedsay/way: „Almostisthismeaning, but my is really a lock.”
老大爷有些不好意思的道:“差不多是这个意思,但是我那真的是锁。”Yu Huifeialsocollects: „Old gentleman, yourarms merchant?”余会非也凑过去:“老爷子,你军火商吧?”
The unclestaredYu Huifeione, the say/way of righteousnessexpression: „Do not say,Iamselling of richsense of justicelock the person.”
老大爷瞪了余会非一眼,义正言辞的道:“别这么说,我就是一个富有正义感的卖锁人。”FinallyYu Huifeidoes not dareto buyuncle'smeteorhammer, after all, butfights, is not the murder.
最终余会非也没敢买老大爷的流星锤,毕竟,只是打架,不是杀人。
The key pointis, thatGreat Killing Artifactreallybrandishesa littlenot recognizing one's family, Yu Huifeireallyfeared that the enemyhas not injuredtofirstto brandish the cinerary casketoneself.
重点是,那种大杀器真抡起来有点六亲不认,余会非真怕敌人没伤到先把自己抡成骨灰盒了。
The overstrikinglockwill force in the pants pocket, the backleaves the rolling pin, the bosomstopper the brick, Yu Huifeideeplyis inspiring, with long hurried stridescircled, enteredNinth Floorfrom the back door.
将加粗锁塞进裤兜里,背后别着擀面杖,怀里塞着板砖,余会非深吸一口气,大步流星的绕了一圈,从后门进了九楼。„Does grass, thisscoresuchsolid? Looks for the axe!”Outsidebludgeris obviously impatient, has preparedto play rough.
“草,这破门这么结实?找斧头来!”外面的混混显然不耐烦了,已经准备动粗了。Yu Huifeidoes not know that thiscananti-live in the axeto divideto cut, cutsHeavenly Courtto wanthimto compensatebadly. If by some chancemakeshimcompensate, hecannot repaymost likely.余会非不知道这门能不能抗住斧头劈砍,砍坏了天庭要不要他赔。万一让他赔,他八成是赔不起的。At this timesomepeoplebellowed: „Makes way, onecrowd of waste, Icome!”
这时候又有人大吼一声:“让开,一群废物,我来!”„Big brother, yourslowpoint......”
“大哥,你慢点……”Almostissimultaneously, the Yu Huifeihurryingdoorpulls open......
几乎是同时,余会非赶紧把门拉开……Finally the gateopens, the formwhizflewtogether......
结果门一开,一道身影嗖的一声飞了进来……
A resounding, Yu Huifeilooked that a flat headmaninhiscourtyardcame a characterhorse, the pants crotchto arrive atbehind the buttocks, the redunderpantsrevealed.
咔嚓一声脆响,余会非就看一平头汉子在他院子里来了一个一字马,裤裆开到了屁股后面,红色的内裤都露出来了。
The expression of manis very painful......
男子的表情很痛苦……Onegroup of little brothersswarmto enter, no onemanagesYu Huifei, allholdsthatflat head.
一群小弟蜂拥而入,没人管余会非,全都去扶那平头。„Big brother, are youall right?”
“大哥,你没事吧?”„Brother Ping, are yougood?”
“平哥,你还好吧?”
......
……„Do not move! Do not move! Pulledto the egg, the eggknocked, the slowpoint...... hurt...... hurts......”Brother Pingto yell, the sorecomplexionwas very ugly.
“别动!别动!扯到蛋了,蛋磕住了,慢点……疼……疼……”平哥大叫,疼的脸色无比难看。As soon as the bludgerslisten, does not dareto move.
混混们一听,也不敢动了。Brother Pingdoes not have, thenlooked atYu Huifei after gate: „Yourmotherfuckingintentional?”平哥没起来,回头看了一眼门后的余会非:“你TM故意的吧?”Yu Huifeisaid with a smiledry/does: „Isaidam the coincidence, do youbelieve?”余会非干笑道:“我说是巧合,你信么?”Fiveminutes, flat headsaton the chair, on the foreheadwas the perspiration, butrecovered consciousnessgenerally speaking. Hiscomplexionbadlooks atYu Huifei saying: „Said,younowwerehereboss?”
五分钟,平头坐在了椅子上,脑门上都是汗,但是总的来说是缓过来了。他面色不善的看着余会非道:“这么说,你现在是这里的老板了?”Yu Huifeinods.余会非点头。Brother Pingsaid: „Ino matter whoamhereboss, goes into debtto render back the money, perfectly justified! In the bill signed in acknowledgment of debtwrites, althoughis notyou, butthatpersonwasyou...... you...... un...... looks foryouin any caserighton the line.”平哥道:“我不管谁是这里的老板,欠债还钱,天经地义!欠条上写的虽然不是你,但是那人是你……你……嗯……反正找你没错就行了。”Yu Huifeisaid: „Looks formesureright, butthismoneyIcannot. Lends moneythatperson, mymotherfuckingdid not know why Ihelphim.”余会非道:“找我肯定没错,但是这钱我不能还。借钱那人,我TM也不认识,我凭啥帮他还啊。”Bang!
嘭!Brother Pingpats the tablesay/way: „ What do you mean? Do youalsowantto work asoldLai? Youdo not go outinquired,thisstreetwhodoes not knowmyBrother Pingdoes mixwithBrother Gou? Does Brother Gouknow? The Guo Butongcredit corporationisweopens!平哥一拍桌子道:“啥意思?你也想当老赖是吧?你也不出门打听打听,这条街谁不知道我平哥是跟狗哥混的?狗哥知道么?苟不同信贷公司就是我们开的!Mymoney, do youalsodareto depend? Was your shopreallydoes not wantto open? ”
我的钱,你也敢赖?你这店是真不想开下去了吧?”Brother Pingnearbylittle brother'smystifyingsay/way: „The bed in hospitalhospital ward, lying downis uncomfortable.”平哥边上一小弟阴阳怪气的道:“医院病房里的床,躺着可不舒服。”Yu Huifeiknows that cannotgood, facingthisgroup of people, hecanlose the weaponryhowever unable to lose, let alone, hehas the backer, thereforeYu Huifeistiffens the neck saying: „Is comfortableInot to know, butsomepeopleare accompanying, Iam comfortable.”余会非知道不能善了了,面对这群人,他可以输仗但是不能输阵,更何况,他有靠山呢,于是余会非一梗脖子道:“舒服不舒服我不知道,不过有人陪着,我就舒服。”Brother Pinghehesaid with a smile: „Ok, the boy, the boneis very hard.”平哥呵呵笑道:“行啊,小子,骨头挺硬啊。”Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „It is not hard, is the spurare many, chattedwellcanchat, pricked the handhardly.”余会非笑道:“不硬,就是骨刺多,好好聊能聊,硬来扎手。”Brother Pingpats the tablesay/way: „Mother, being concerned about face! Callsme, according to the pants crotchhits!”平哥一拍桌子道:“妈的,给脸不要脸!给我打,照着裤裆打!”As soon aseightlittle brotherslisten, immediatelycopies the fellowon.
八个小弟一听,立刻抄家伙就上。Yu Huifeidid not instigate,has not recoveredwhile the nearbythatbludger, pulls out the brickbang, liesitsracketin the place.余会非也不怂,趁着边上那混混还没回过神来,掏出板砖嘭的一声,就将其拍趴在地。Then a Yu Huifeichain, a noodlesstickshoots first with one hand and then the other, the rolling pinmightis ordinary, butthatis similar to the hammerchainto brandish is not worse than the meteorhammer, isbrandishesseriouslyon the wound, hitslies down, no onedaresto meet the tough head-on with toughness, suddenlyonegroup of bludgersare unable unexpectedlynearlyhisbody!
然后余会非一手链锁,一手擀面杖左右开弓,擀面杖威力一般,但是那如同榔头似的链锁抡起来也不比流星锤差,当真是抡上就伤,打中就躺,谁也不敢硬碰硬,一时间一群混混竟然无法近他的身!„Throwswith the brickhis!”Brother Pingshouted.
“用砖扔丫的!”平哥大喊。
The bludgersthenlookthing that hastilycanthrow, finally the courtyardfaceis clean, the brickdoes not havetogether.
混混们连忙回头找可以扔的东西,结果院子里比脸还干净,一块板砖都没有。However the bludgersresponded that is not slow, nobrickbuckles the fish bowlnearbycobblestone!
不过混混们反应也不慢,没板砖就扣鱼缸边上的鹅卵石!Yu Huifeilooked,turns aroundto take to one's heels to run, finally the staircasewas stopped up, cannot come up.余会非一看,转身撒丫子就要跑,结果楼梯被堵住了,上不去。That sideentrance, severalbludgersuse the strength of nursing, cannot closeobstinately, has the turning headfleshto stop up the gate.
那边大门口,几个混混使出吃奶的力气,愣是关不上门,只好回头人肉堵门了。Yu Huifeisees the matter is not wonderful, the critical juncture, livesto the gutswickedly, heartonehorizontal, the chainleads the way, killingforcefullyto the water jar, caught the carp, was calling outtoonegroup of bludgerscarp: „Do not come, otherwisemybig brothercould not circleyou!”余会非见事情不妙,危急关头,恶向胆边生,心头一横,链锁开路,硬生生的杀到了水缸附近,一把将鲤鱼捞了出来,将鲤鱼头对着一群混混叫道:“别过来,否则我大哥绕不了你们!”SimultaneouslyYu Huifeiin a low voicetofishway: „Brother, to the strength!”
同时余会非低声对鱼道:“老兄,给点力啊!”
......
咕叽咕叽……Brother Pingand the otherswere shocked, looks that thisthrew the rolling pinto take up the carp the fellow, was similar tolooks at a fool.平哥等人愣住了,看着这个扔了擀面杖拿起鲤鱼的家伙,就如同看着一个傻子。
A personaskedBrother Pingin a low voice: „Isn't this fool?”
一人低声问平哥:“这不会是个傻子吧?”
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