TRRLB :: Volume #1

#5: Over fish 【Sought the collection, asked the recommendation ticket!】


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The uncle shot a look at a that side the bludgers who trample the gate, then stares eyeball saying: Boy, the food can eat randomly, most stomach aches, but the words cannot speak irresponsibly! My this with honest price tag displayed, one cent one point of goods, you, if thought that must buy appropriately, but you cannot say that my thing is not good. You want the thing, money arrives, the goods arrive!” 老大爷瞥了一眼那边正在踹门的混混们,然后一瞪眼珠子道:“小子,饭可以乱吃,最多坏肚子,但是话不能乱说啊!我这明码标价,一分钱一分货,你要是觉得不合适可以不买,但是你不能说我的东西不好。你想要好东西,钱到位,货到位!” Yu Huifei air/Qi really wants to shout 'fuck your mom', he was looks, this old fogy was looks to have problems, sat the starting price. 余会非气的真想骂娘,他算是看出来了,这老家伙是看出问题了,坐地起价呢。 However Yu Huifei currently indeed needs a fellow while convenient, therefore clenches teeth saying: Trades to me thickly.” 不过余会非目前的确需要个趁手的家伙,于是一咬牙道:“给我换个粗的。” Uncle: 200.” 老大爷:“两百。” Puts out to come to see.” Yu Huifei said. “拿出来看看。”余会非道。 The uncle pulls out a thumb thick lock to hand over conveniently: What's wrong?” 老大爷随手掏出来一根拇指粗的锁递过来:“咋样?” Yu Huifei eye one bright, is so thick, brandishing is very powerful, is quite satisfied. 余会非眼睛一亮,这么粗,抡起来还是很有威力的,颇为满意。 The uncle said in a low voice: My this is thicker, the lock thickens, brandishes with hammer, either?” 老大爷低声道:“我这还有更粗的,锁头加厚的,抡起来跟榔头似的,要么?” The say/way of Yu Huifei righteousness expression: What do you think? I buy the lock the car(riage)!” 余会非义正言辞的道:“你想什么呢?我就是买把锁锁车!” The uncle nods to say again and again ; I understand, I understand, hehe...... do that you want?” 老大爷连连点头道;“我懂,我懂,呵呵……那你要不要?” Yu Huifei snort/hum: Puts out to come to see.” 余会非哼了一声:“拿出来看看。” The uncle takes a special iron chain lock immediately, just as he said that that lock increases, brandishes really with hammer, looks that is very ominous. 老大爷立刻拿出来一把特别的铁链锁,正如他所说,那锁头是加大的,抡起来真的跟榔头似的,看着就挺凶的。 The uncle said: This, 500.” 老大爷道:“这个,五百。” 500?!” Yu Huifei wants to brandish first to give this old man to come a hammer! “五百?!”余会非都想抡起来先给这老头来一榔头了! An uncle actually face calm looks that the bludger in distant place said: youngster, the time are not many, the shop was pounded quickly.” 老大爷倒是一脸气定神闲的看着远处的混混道:“小伙子,时间不多啦,店快被砸啦。” Yu Huifei licked the lip, clenches teeth saying: Wanted!” 余会非舔了舔嘴唇,一咬牙道:“要了!” Yu Huifei takes out money, the uncle actually shook the head suddenly. 余会非掏钱,老大爷却突然摇头了。 Yu Huifei doubt sees the uncle: „Do you want to deliver me?” 余会非狐疑的看着老大爷:“你这是要送我?” Uncle white his eyes, then lowers the sound again, does intentionally the mysterious say/way: My this is bigger, is thicker, the lock is stronger, above also has the lock of steel nail, you either?” 老大爷白了他一眼,然后再次压低声音,故作神秘的道:“我这还有更大,更粗,锁头更壮,上面还有钢钉的锁,你要么?” Yu Huifei one hear, say/way of knowing whether to laugh or cry: What you said is the meteor hammer?” 余会非一听,哭笑不得的道:“你说的是流星锤吧?” Uncle somewhat embarrassed say/way: Almost is this meaning, but my is really a lock.” 老大爷有些不好意思的道:“差不多是这个意思,但是我那真的是锁。” Yu Huifei also collects: Old gentleman, your arms merchant?” 余会非也凑过去:“老爷子,你军火商吧?” The uncle stared Yu Huifei one, the say/way of righteousness expression: Do not say, I am selling of rich sense of justice lock the person.” 老大爷瞪了余会非一眼,义正言辞的道:“别这么说,我就是一个富有正义感的卖锁人。” Finally Yu Huifei does not dare to buy uncle's meteor hammer, after all, but fights, is not the murder. 最终余会非也没敢买老大爷的流星锤,毕竟,只是打架,不是杀人。 The key point is, that Great Killing Artifact really brandishes a little not recognizing one's family, Yu Huifei really feared that the enemy has not injured to first to brandish the cinerary casket oneself. 重点是,那种大杀器真抡起来有点六亲不认,余会非真怕敌人没伤到先把自己抡成骨灰盒了。 The overstriking lock will force in the pants pocket, the back leaves the rolling pin, the bosom stopper the brick, Yu Huifei deeply is inspiring, with long hurried strides circled, entered Ninth Floor from the back door. 将加粗锁塞进裤兜里,背后别着擀面杖,怀里塞着板砖,余会非深吸一口气,大步流星的绕了一圈,从后门进了九楼 „Does grass, this score such solid? Looks for the axe!” Outside bludger is obviously impatient, has prepared to play rough. “草,这破门这么结实?找斧头来!”外面的混混显然不耐烦了,已经准备动粗了。 Yu Huifei does not know that this can anti- live in the axe to divide to cut, cuts Heavenly Court to want him to compensate badly. If by some chance makes him compensate, he cannot repay most likely. 余会非不知道这门能不能抗住斧头劈砍,砍坏了天庭要不要他赔。万一让他赔,他八成是赔不起的。 At this time some people bellowed: Makes way, one crowd of waste, I come!” 这时候又有人大吼一声:“让开,一群废物,我来!” Big brother, your slow point......” “大哥,你慢点……” Almost is simultaneously, the Yu Huifei hurrying door pulls open...... 几乎是同时,余会非赶紧把门拉开…… Finally the gate opens, the form whiz flew together...... 结果门一开,一道身影嗖的一声飞了进来…… A resounding, Yu Huifei looked that a flat head man in his courtyard came a character horse, the pants crotch to arrive at behind the buttocks, the red underpants revealed. 咔嚓一声脆响,余会非就看一平头汉子在他院子里来了一个一字马,裤裆开到了屁股后面,红色的内裤都露出来了。 The expression of man is very painful...... 男子的表情很痛苦…… One group of little brothers swarm to enter, no one manages Yu Huifei, all holds that flat head. 一群小弟蜂拥而入,没人管余会非,全都去扶那平头。 Big brother, are you all right?” “大哥,你没事吧?” Brother Ping, are you good?” 平哥,你还好吧?” ...... …… Do not move! Do not move! Pulled to the egg, the egg knocked, the slow point...... hurt...... hurts......” Brother Ping to yell, the sore complexion was very ugly. “别动!别动!扯到蛋了,蛋磕住了,慢点……疼……疼……”平哥大叫,疼的脸色无比难看。 As soon as the bludgers listen, does not dare to move. 混混们一听,也不敢动了。 Brother Ping does not have, then looked at Yu Huifei after gate: Your motherfucking intentional?” 平哥没起来,回头看了一眼门后的余会非:“你TM故意的吧?” Yu Huifei said with a smile dry/does: I said am the coincidence, do you believe?” 余会非干笑道:“我说是巧合,你信么?” Five minutes, flat head sat on the chair, on the forehead was the perspiration, but recovered consciousness generally speaking. His complexion bad looks at Yu Huifei saying: Said, you now were here boss?” 五分钟,平头坐在了椅子上,脑门上都是汗,但是总的来说是缓过来了。他面色不善的看着余会非道:“这么说,你现在是这里的老板了?” Yu Huifei nods. 余会非点头。 Brother Ping said: I no matter who am here boss, goes into debt to render back the money, perfectly justified! In the bill signed in acknowledgment of debt writes, although is not you, but that person was you...... you...... un...... looks for you in any case right on the line.” 平哥道:“我不管谁是这里的老板,欠债还钱,天经地义!欠条上写的虽然不是你,但是那人是你……你……嗯……反正找你没错就行了。” Yu Huifei said: Looks for me sure right, but this money I cannot. Lends money that person, my motherfucking did not know why I help him.” 余会非道:“找我肯定没错,但是这钱我不能还。借钱那人,我TM也不认识,我凭啥帮他还啊。” Bang! 嘭! Brother Ping pats the table say/way: „ What do you mean? Do you also want to work as old Lai? You do not go out inquired, this street who does not know my Brother Ping does mix with Brother Gou? Does Brother Gou know? The Guo Butong credit corporation is we opens! 平哥一拍桌子道:“啥意思?你也想当老赖是吧?你也不出门打听打听,这条街谁不知道我平哥是跟狗哥混的?狗哥知道么?苟不同信贷公司就是我们开的! My money, do you also dare to depend? Was your shop really does not want to open? ” 我的钱,你也敢赖?你这店是真不想开下去了吧?” Brother Ping nearby little brother's mystifying say/way: „The bed in hospital hospital ward, lying down is uncomfortable.” 平哥边上一小弟阴阳怪气的道:“医院病房里的床,躺着可不舒服。” Yu Huifei knows that cannot good, facing this group of people, he can lose the weaponry however unable to lose, let alone, he has the backer, therefore Yu Huifei stiffens the neck saying: Is comfortable I not to know, but some people are accompanying, I am comfortable.” 余会非知道不能善了了,面对这群人,他可以输仗但是不能输阵,更何况,他有靠山呢,于是余会非一梗脖子道:“舒服不舒服我不知道,不过有人陪着,我就舒服。” Brother Ping hehe said with a smile: Ok, the boy, the bone is very hard.” 平哥呵呵笑道:“行啊,小子,骨头挺硬啊。” Yu Huifei said with a smile: „It is not hard, is the spur are many, chatted well can chat, pricked the hand hardly.” 余会非笑道:“不硬,就是骨刺多,好好聊能聊,硬来扎手。” Brother Ping pats the table say/way: Mother, being concerned about face! Calls me, according to the pants crotch hits!” 平哥一拍桌子道:“妈的,给脸不要脸!给我打,照着裤裆打!” As soon as eight little brothers listen, immediately copies the fellow on. 八个小弟一听,立刻抄家伙就上。 Yu Huifei did not instigate, has not recovered while the nearby that bludger, pulls out the brick bang, lies its racket in the place. 余会非也不怂,趁着边上那混混还没回过神来,掏出板砖嘭的一声,就将其拍趴在地。 Then a Yu Huifei chain, a noodles stick shoots first with one hand and then the other, the rolling pin might is ordinary, but that is similar to the hammer chain to brandish is not worse than the meteor hammer, is brandishes seriously on the wound, hits lies down, no one dares to meet the tough head-on with toughness, suddenly one group of bludgers are unable unexpectedly nearly his body! 然后余会非一手链锁,一手擀面杖左右开弓,擀面杖威力一般,但是那如同榔头似的链锁抡起来也不比流星锤差,当真是抡上就伤,打中就躺,谁也不敢硬碰硬,一时间一群混混竟然无法近他的身! Throws with the brick his!” Brother Ping shouted. “用砖扔丫的!”平哥大喊。 The bludgers then look thing that hastily can throw, finally the courtyard face is clean, the brick does not have together. 混混们连忙回头找可以扔的东西,结果院子里比脸还干净,一块板砖都没有。 However the bludgers responded that is not slow, no brick buckles the fish bowl nearby cobblestone! 不过混混们反应也不慢,没板砖就扣鱼缸边上的鹅卵石! Yu Huifei looked, turns around to take to one's heels to run, finally the staircase was stopped up, cannot come up. 余会非一看,转身撒丫子就要跑,结果楼梯被堵住了,上不去。 That side entrance, several bludgers use the strength of nursing, cannot close obstinately, has the turning head flesh to stop up the gate. 那边大门口,几个混混使出吃奶的力气,愣是关不上门,只好回头人肉堵门了。 Yu Huifei sees the matter is not wonderful, the critical juncture, lives to the guts wickedly, heart one horizontal, the chain leads the way, killing forcefully to the water jar, caught the carp, was calling out to one group of bludgers carp: Do not come, otherwise my big brother could not circle you!” 余会非见事情不妙,危急关头,恶向胆边生,心头一横,链锁开路,硬生生的杀到了水缸附近,一把将鲤鱼捞了出来,将鲤鱼头对着一群混混叫道:“别过来,否则我大哥绕不了你们!” Simultaneously Yu Huifei in a low voice to fishway: Brother, to the strength!” 同时余会非低声对鱼道:“老兄,给点力啊!” ...... 咕叽咕叽…… Brother Ping and the others were shocked, looks that this threw the rolling pin to take up the carp the fellow, was similar to looks at a fool. 平哥等人愣住了,看着这个扔了擀面杖拿起鲤鱼的家伙,就如同看着一个傻子。 A person asked Brother Ping in a low voice: „Isn't this fool?” 一人低声问平哥:“这不会是个傻子吧?”
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