TRRLB :: Volume #1

#4: The fish elder brother, please smoke! $ 1


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Live person...... living person...... right, if why certainly person? Daoist Immortal, there are various demons!” Yu Huifei sets out suddenly, the vision looked directly to that two pine trees! “活人……活人……对啊,为什么一定要是人啊?神仙,也有各种精怪啊!”余会非豁然起身,目光直接看向了那两颗松树! However his vision quick looks downward following the pine tree, falls, in that buried in the underground water jar. 不过他的目光很快顺着松树往下看去,落在了那口埋在地下的水缸里。 Yu Huifei ran without delay, lies near the water jar looked directly toward inside that two palm of the hand big carps are opening big mouth to drink water in that. Sees Yu Huifei to come, calm and easy-going flung the tail, is not afraid...... 余会非二话不说跑了过去,直接趴在水缸边上往里面看,那条两个巴掌大的鲤鱼正张着大嘴在那喝水呢。看到余会非过来,老神在在的甩了甩尾巴,一点都不害怕…… Yu Huifei smiled immediately: Is Heavens gets down worthily, is steady compels, is not shy!” 余会非顿时笑了:“不愧是天上下来的,就是稳的一逼,根本不怕人!” Yu Huifei thinks of this, sat cross-legged to sit near the vat directly, handed over a flue to the carp: Brother, just I you also saw with the matter of Lu Ya that old bastard connection. Other did not say that the brothers are newly-arrived, later you look after to select.” 余会非想到此,直接盘腿坐在了缸边上,给鲤鱼递过去一根烟道:“老兄,刚刚我跟陆压那老王八蛋交接的事情你也看到了。别的就不说了,兄弟新来乍到,以后你多关照点哈。” However that fish does not meet the smoke, instead stares a big eye to visit him, the mouth stretch/open eldest child, searches on the water surface, opened and closed seems saying anything , the pure attracting air plays probably...... 然而那鱼并不接烟,反而瞪着一双大眼睛看着他,嘴巴张的老大,探到水面上,开开合合的仿佛在说什么,又好像就是单纯的吸空气玩罢了…… Yu Huifei also startles, pats the brain way: Understood!” 余会非也是激灵,一拍脑门道:“懂了!” The smoke that then Yu Huifei will light inserted on the carp mouth directly, then, mysterious happened. 然后余会非将点燃的烟直接插在了鲤鱼嘴上,接着,神奇的一幕发生了。 The carp not only has not run away frightened, was smokes the smoke on the contrary. 鲤鱼不但没有受惊跑掉,反倒是吧嗒吧嗒的抽起了烟。 Yu Huifei laughs saying: Originally are the brothers also good this? Heard that your Heavens person, wants the incense and candle to consecrate. My this does not have the incense and candle, our by streamer is fragrant!” 余会非哈哈大笑道:“原来兄弟也好这一口啊?听说你们天上的人,都要香火供奉。我这没香火,咱就以烟带香吧!” Said that Yu Huifei pulls out three cigarettes, inserts near the fish bowl abreast in row, after lighting, to carp fishway: Brother, tomorrow the buddy has a tribulation, but also please lend a hand to assist.” 说完余会非掏出三根烟,并排插在鱼缸边上,点燃了后,对鲤鱼道:“老兄,明天哥们有一劫,还请你出手相助。” The carp continuation smoking, a few words did not say. 鲤鱼咕叽咕叽的继续吸烟,一句话都不说。 Did the Yu Huifei heart say this fish also too proud tender? 余会非心说这鱼也太傲娇了吧? The smoke also pulled out, got up fragrant, did not say to the present a few words. 烟也抽了,香也上了,到现在一句话都不说。 Yu Huifei is crooked the head to look at the carp fishway: Brother, I now any position you are clearest. Later our in this Reformation Bureau, I am an eldest child. You helped me pass this tribulation, I helped you commute a sentence, we helped each other, how could it not be beautiful?” 余会非歪着脑袋看着鲤鱼道:“老兄,我现在啥职位你最清楚了。以后咱们这劳改局里,我就是老大。你帮我度过这一劫,我帮你减刑,咱们互相帮助,岂不美哉?” The carp continues smoking...... 鲤鱼咕叽咕叽的继续吸烟…… Yu Huifei sees this fish oil salt not to enter, was anxious: You spoke words actually!” 余会非见这鱼油盐不进,急了:“你倒是说句话啊!” ...... 咕叽咕叽…… Yu Huifei cannot bear grasp the scalp say/way: Ok, the smoke pulled out, what fish do you also install? You said that helps.” 余会非忍不住抓了抓头皮道:“行了,烟都抽了,你还装什么鱼啊?你就说吧,到底帮不帮忙。” ...... 咕叽咕叽…… Whatever the Yu Huifei temperament is good, had a fit of bad temper at this moment, a cigarette butt that threw the mouth, scolded: „ Hey...... your supercilious look wolf, smokes my smoke, lives in my place, making you work you also to install with me? 任凭余会非脾气好,此时此刻也炸毛了,一把扔了嘴里的烟屁股,骂道:“嘿……你个白眼狼,抽我的烟,住我的地,让你干个活你还跟我装? Ok! Calculates you to suppress, you are waiting to me, then I give your inflicting physical torture! 行!算你狠,你给我等着,回头我就给你丫的加刑! Your, treats in this for a lifetime! ” 你丫的,就在这待一辈子吧!” Ominous that on the mouth said that but Yu Huifei is actually flusters at heart compels, after all, loan-shark must come tomorrow! 嘴上说的凶,但是余会非心里却是慌得一逼,毕竟,明天高利贷就要来了啊! Although Yu Huifei seems like a very honest person, but in the bone is flowing is actually one share ruthless blood. Shop he following, then this loan-shark he has not planned to hide...... 余会非虽然看起来是个挺老实的人,但是骨子里流淌着的却是一股子狠血。店子他接下来了,那么这高利贷他也没打算躲着…… Because Yu Huifei is very clear, now he tied up one with the shop, hiding could not hide. 因为余会非很清楚,现在他跟店子绑一块了,躲是躲不掉的。 Since cannot hide, that faces. 既然躲不掉,那就面对吧。 Yu Huifei took that rolling pin, although the might is ordinary, but reluctantly is a fellow while convenient. 余会非将那擀面杖拿了出来,虽然威力一般,但是勉强算是个趁手的家伙。 Then Yu Huifei looked for a bag, dug some stone child stoppers on the ground, went into the bag with the string, then turned the wheel, were while convenient more than rolling pin. 然后余会非又找了个袋子,在地上挖了些石头子塞了进去,用绳子扎进了袋子,然后轮了轮,比擀面杖趁手多了。 However Yu Huifei had not felt relieved, he remembers the Xiulin street by Ninth Floor, repairs a vehicle, he decided that looks for divine artifact to protect the house. 不过余会非还不放心,他记得秀林街挨着九楼的,有一个修车的,他决定去那找一把神器过来镇宅。 This evening, Yu Huifei holds the rolling pin to rest very steadfast...... 这一晚,余会非抱着擀面杖睡的十分踏实…… This is Yu Huifei, either does not think, thinks does, decided did not fear, did not regret. 这就是余会非,要么不想,想到了就做,决定了就不怕,不后悔。 After a night, next day dawn, Yu Huifei has not been staying in the shop, but opened the front door to run, faced each other to the shop, on the street serrated edge of pedestrian street squatted to smoke. 一夜过后,第二天天一亮,余会非也没在店子里呆着,而是推开大门就跑了出去,到店子对门,步行街的马路牙子上蹲着抽烟去了。 Looks at the beautiful woman who passed by, while once for a while sweeps situation on a street. 一边看着路过的美女,一边时不时的扫一眼街道上的情况。 Outside the courtyard house front door, brook, the brook on the shelf a stone arch bridge, the opposite is in the village the liveliest business street, the Xiulin street. 四合院大门外,有一条小河,小河上架着一个石拱桥,对面就是村子里最繁华的商业街,秀林街。 The Xiulin street two sides houses are Jiangnan grey tile white wall of copy construct, in addition some peripheral small scenic areas of Boss Li development, brought many incomes to here villagers. Especially after beginning of winter, the heavy snow flutters about to fall above this upturned eave, is joined to the big red lantern again, distinctive, attracted many tourists. 秀林街两边的房屋都是仿造的江南青瓦白墙建筑,再加上李老板开发的周边的一些小景区,着实给这里的村民带来了不少收益。尤其是入冬以后,大雪纷飞落在这飞檐之上,再配上大红灯笼,别具一格,引来了许多游客。 The life of villagers also therefore had the enormous improvement...... 村民的生活也因此得到了极大的改善…… Stands in the courtyard house entrance, can take in everything at a glance the Xiulin street, absolute valuable land with good feng shui! 站在四合院门口,可以将秀林街一览无余,绝对的风水宝地! Looks in the business street crowded people, has a look at the place of oneself this lonely public cemetery, Yu Huifei to sigh again, the section is good, is defending the tomb eventually. Even if a native, most arrives at the bridge head. 看着商业街上人来人往的人们,再看看自己这冷清的公墓之地,余会非叹了口气,地段再好,终究是守着墓地。哪怕是本地人,也最多走到桥头。 Outsiders, distant turned back...... 外来人,远远的就折返了…… Around 8 : 00 times, repairing a vehicle in roadside, cultivated/repaired the shop of zip fastener to open the door, uncle black cloth clothes, sat in that are playing the cell phone. 八点多的时候,路边上的修车、修拉锁的小店开门了,老大爷一身青布衣裳,坐在那玩着手机。 This old man Yu Huifei has not seen, but looked that he walks with the appearance that everyone who ripe winds greeted, obviously also came the period of time. 这老头余会非没见过,但是看他一路走来熟络的跟大家打招呼的样子,显然也来了一阵子了。 Yu Huifei has not moved , to continue to squat in that smokes. 余会非没动,继续蹲在那抽烟。 Nine points time Yu Huifei moved finally, stands in that a face scolded one deeply: Leg hemp......” 九点的时候余会非终于动了,站在那,一脸深沉的骂了一句:“腿麻了……” 9 : 30 times, on the road were many gang. 九点半的时候,路上多了一伙人。 These person of heads are colorful, dyed with turning green mixed wool chicken, one by one quick of walking, on the chin selects, dug to insert on the forehead on the difference the eye. In brief, the appearance that they display is very ominous, before one by one arrived at the Ninth Floor gate powerful, sets up in an array. 这些人脑袋五颜六色的,染的就跟发青的杂毛鸡似的,一个个的走的很快,下巴上挑,就差把眼睛挖出来插脑门上了。总之,他们表现出来的样子很凶,一个个气势十足的来到了九楼门前,一字排开。 And a flat head middle-aged person of wear Chinese tunic suit is joining hands behind the back to pace to arrive in front of them, raises head to look at the Ninth Floor sign, disdained say/way: Ninth Floor?” 其中一个穿着中山装的平头中年人背着手踱着步来到他们面前,仰头看着九楼的牌子,不屑的道:“九楼?” Yu Huifei knows, the person who he must wait for came. 余会非知道,他要等的人来了。 Yu Huifei sets out immediately, ran up to near the repairing a vehicle uncle, said in a low voice: Old gentleman, has the chain?” 余会非立刻起身,跑到了修车老大爷边上,低声道:“老爷子,有链锁么?” The uncle lowers the head, the eyeglasses hung the tip of the nose, the eyebrow selected saying: come to blows?” 老大爷一低头,眼镜垂到了鼻头,眉毛一挑道:“干架?” Yu Huifei was shocked immediately, rubbed the own face saying: My long looks like the unprincipled person?” 余会非顿时愣住了,揉了揉自己的脸道:“我长的那么像坏人么?” The uncle hehe sneers saying: „Hasn't your Sir my what storm seen? Does your boy also want to deceive me?” 老大爷呵呵冷笑道:“你大爷我什么风浪没见过?你小子还想骗我?” Speaking of this, the uncle lowers the sound saying: I have the special sharp weapon, you either? Calculates the 20% discount to you.” 说到这,老大爷压低声音道:“我这有独门利器,你要么?给你算八折。” Yu Huifei speechless, the sentiment he runs into the old hooligan chief! 余会非一阵无语,感情他遇到个老流氓头子! Yu Huifei coughs a sound said: Uncle, you want to be many, I buy the lock, locks the car(riage).” 余会非干咳一声道:“老大爷,你想多了,我就是买把锁,锁车。” The uncle despises looks at Yu Huifei saying: Ok, 110.” 老大爷鄙夷的看着余会非道:“行,一百一把。” Then, the uncle hands over to lock to Yu Huifei. 说完,老大爷递过一把锁给余会非 Yu Huifei takes to look, this lock thin with shoelace, called out: „Does this broken lock want 100?” 余会非拿起来一看,这锁细的跟鞋带似的,叫道:“这破锁要一百?” PS: The new book period does not have the means that can only send slowly. However after the on the shelf, will give everyone to come a big eruption, absolute big eruption. PS:新书期没办法,只能慢慢发了。不过上架后会给大家来个大爆发,绝对的大爆发。
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