Yu Huifei the mouth, smiledsaying with a smileawkwardly: „Firstalsothese......”余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴,尴尬的笑了笑道:“就先还这些吧……”Then, Yu Huifeiput out a cointo placeon the table, under the street light of goldenbrillianceonstreetserrated edgeshone, was shining, above5charactersespeciallydazzling.
说完,余会非拿出一个硬币放在了桌子上,金黄色的光辉在马路牙子上的路灯照耀下,金光灿灿,上面的五字格外的刺眼。
......
……„Damn, doeshim!”
“操,干他!”
The nextquarter, Yu Huifeidashes about wildly, onegroup of bludgersare carrying the beer bottle, pursuescrazily.
下一刻,余会非一路狂奔,身后一群混混拎着啤酒瓶子,一路狂追。Yu Huifeiranwhilecalled out: „Little Pingping, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!”余会非一边跑一边叫道:“小平平,误会,误会!”
......
啪啪……Severalbeer bottlespoundsideYu Huifei, frightensdashing about wildly that thisgoodsjumpandjumps, crashed in the middle ofNinth Floor.
几个啤酒瓶子砸在余会非身边,吓得这货连蹦带跳的狂奔,一头冲进了九楼当中。Thatgroup of bludgerskilled the Ninth Floorentrancedirectly, Brother Pingangrily roaredon the strategic placego, butwas blockedbyonegroup of little brothersimmediately.
那群混混直接杀到了九楼门口,平哥怒吼就要冲进去,但是马上被一群小弟拦住了。
The Brother Pingangerexclaimed: „Lets looseme, thisboyinsultedme, Imustkillhim!”平哥怒吼道:“放开我,这小子侮辱我,我要弄死他!”„Brother Ping, Brother Ping...... appeases anger, thisboyarrivedhome.”fattysaid.
“平哥,平哥……息怒,这小子到家了。”一胖子道。Brother Pingonehear, was thrownbasincold waterto be the sameprobably, hitsto startle, became soberhalf. Slightlyawkwardpoints atYu Huifei in courtyard saying: „Boy, has the skillyouto come out!”平哥一听,就好像被人泼了一盆冷水一般,打了个激灵,酒醒了一半。略显尴尬的指着院子里的余会非道:“小子,有本事你出来!”
The Yu Huifeibigmouthis breathing heavily, onegroup of bludgers who thenlook at the entrance, hu-husay/way: „Has...... has the skill...... youto come.”余会非大口喘着粗气,回头看着门口的一群混混,呼哧呼哧的道:“有……有本事……你们进来啊。”Brother Pingcalled out: „Is the manyoucomes out!”平哥叫道:“是爷们你出来!”Yu Huifeifollowedto call out: „Is the man, youcome in!”余会非跟着叫道:“是爷们,你们进来啊!”Brother Pingair/Qipoints atYu Huifei saying: „Good, verygood...... youto be waitingtome. Do not think that Icannot do toyou, I have the person!”平哥气的指着余会非道:“好,很好……你给我等着。别以为我奈何不了你,我也有人!”Yu Huifeiwascompletely understood, thesefellowswere really scaredbybigeyeball, does not dareto come, hisenergyimmediatelyonfoot. After panting for breathseveraltones, the whole personwas also enthusiastic, incomparablesmugpats the yellow skinbottle gourd saying: „Somepeople...... mysomemaynot onlybe the person. Little Pingping, was notIsaysyou, youremainedflat headare unattractive, next timewill cut the hair short. Or, youcome , do Igiveyouto fenceto shave clean the headpersonally?”余会非算是看透了,这些家伙真的是被大眼珠子吓坏了,不敢进来了,那他底气顿时就足了。喘息了几口气后,整个人也来劲了,无比嘚瑟的拍着黄皮葫芦道:“有人……我有的可不仅仅是人哦。小平平啊,不是我说你,你留平头不好看,下次还是留光头吧。要不,你进来,我给你亲自操刀剃光头?”
The entrance of Brother Pingair/Qijumps......平哥气的门口直蹦……At this moment, an old mancollected, askingwith a laugh: „How many, need the chain? Increasesoverstriking, of hammer headbelt/bringnail. Is inexpensive, wants50!”
就在这时,一老头凑了过来,笑呵呵的问道:“几位,需要链锁么?加大加粗,锤头带钉子的那种。不贵,一根只要五十!”
The old manspoke, reallytookonelike the meteorhammerchain......
老头说话间,真的拿出来一根如同流星锤似的链锁……Yu Huifeiseesthis, the facewas green, points atthatold manto scold: „Old fogy, youleavesgoes too far. Yourthatsellsme the brokenlock200, does thisstrengthening the version, yousellthem50? YouwithIbigenmity?”余会非见此,脸都绿了,指着那老头骂道:“老家伙,你别太过分啊。你那把破锁卖我都两百,这把加强版的,你卖他们五十?你跟我多大的仇啊?”
The old manhehesaid with a smile: „Do not say that your isbuysindividually, the pricewas certainly high. Othersthisis the wholesale, certainlymustbe cheaper......”
老头呵呵笑道:“不要这么说么,你那是单个买,价格当然高了。人家这是批发,肯定要便宜多了……”Speaking ofthis, the old manalsopushed the crowdedeyewithYu Huifei, Iwas blackyou, mypityou, howplace? Refuses to acceptto do?
说到这,老头还跟余会非挤了挤眼睛,一副我就黑你,我就坑你了,咋地?不服出来干啊?Yu Huifeiimmediatelybeen madis not good, points atBrother Ping saying: „old man, your timewas mistaken. Thissmallflat head, Istandinthis, hedoes not dareto bumpmy. Does not believeyouto askhim, Istandinthis, does hedareto come to hitme?”余会非顿时被气的不行,指着平哥道:“老头,你这次看走眼了。就这小平头,我站在这,他都不敢碰我一下。不信你问问他,我站在这,他敢进来打我么?”eyeball of Brother Pingair/Qiwas red, has pulled the chain, buthas a look at the yellow skinbottle gourd on pine tree, instigated. Brother Pingpoints atYu Huifei saying: „Boy, should not be self-satisfied, wait a whileIto dig upyourskin.”平哥气的眼珠子都红了,一把扯过链锁,但是看看松树上的黄皮葫芦,又怂了。平哥指着余会非道:“小子,你别得意,等一会我把你皮扒下来。”Yu Huifeipulls out the cell phoneimmediately, looks at the abovetime, thengrinsto say with a smile: „1,2,3...... goodto meet, come, digs upmyskin. Come!”余会非立刻掏出手机,看着上面的时间,然后咧嘴笑道:“1,2,3……好了一会了,来呀,来扒我皮啊。来呀!”Brother Pingimmediatelybeen madrapidnessexploded, onegroup of little brothersfollowto clamor to go to tidy upYu Huifei.平哥顿时被气的快炸了,一群小弟跟着叫嚣要进去收拾余会非。Yu Huifeiturns on the cell phonedirectly, broadcastoneincomparablyenchantingandexasperatingsong«Itchy».余会非则直接打开手机,播放起了一首无比妖娆而气人的歌《痒》。Comemerryhas the bigtimein any case
来啊快活啊反正有大把时光Come the lovehasbigignorant and conceitedin any case
来啊爱情啊反正有大把愚妄Comeroams abouthas the bigdirectionin any case
来啊流浪啊反正有大把方向Comeartificialhas the bigsceneryin any case
来啊造作啊反正有大把风光Is listening tothissong, looks that Yu Huifeiis coquettishin the courtyard, an appearance that soughtto take a beating, the three evil spirits that onegroup of bludgerswere madexplodedquickly.
听着这首歌,看着余会非在院子里搔首弄姿,一副求挨揍的样子,一群混混气的三尸神都快炸出来了。Yu Huifeiis listening to music, in the yellow skinbottle gourdbigeyeballsaidin a low voice: „Little Yu, Little Yu......”余会非在听歌,身后的黄皮葫芦里大眼珠子低声道:“小鱼,小鱼……”Yu Huifeiwaves saying: „Do not disturbme, has not visitedmeto dance.”余会非挥挥手道:“别打扰我,没看我跳舞呢么。”
The bigeyeballsomewhatawkwardcoughsaid: „, Firstdo not jump.”
大眼珠子有些尴尬的咳嗽道:“咳咳,你先别跳了。”Yu Huifeijumpswhileasks: „Why?”余会非一边跳一边问道:“为啥?”Bigeyeballsaid: „That......, Ifeared that youjumpto be killedagain.”
大眼珠子道:“那……个,我怕你再跳下去会被打死。”ForYu Huifei the exasperatingmusicarrivedin a big way, because the high tide of thissongunderthis timethisscenery, reallydid for the occasion, was too exasperating, was too artificial.余会非为了气人音乐开到了最大,因为这首歌的高潮在此时此景下,实在是太应景了,太气人了,太造作了。Looks that the opposite partyexceedingly indignantcannot do tohisappearance, whatYu Huifeijumps has the feelingespecially......
看着对方无比愤怒又奈何不了他的模样,余会非跳的是格外有感觉……Healsohears a general idearegarding the bigeyeballwords, spoke thoughtlessly: „All right, hasyou. The volumeenlarges, higets up...... to come~, artificial, Iinthisyou!”
对于大眼珠子的话他也只是听到个大概,随口回了一句:“没事,有你呢。音量放大,嗨起来……来~啊,造作啊,我在这等你们啊!”Yu Huifeichanges the lyricsrandomly, withblindhowling.余会非乱改歌词,跟着瞎嚎。OutsideBrother Pingand the others the hairwas aboutto explode with rage......
外面平哥等人头发都快气炸了……Bigeyeballsaid: „Iforgottoldbeforeyou, myday can only havehand a time. Todayhas acted, thereforeyoucannot count onmetoday.”
大眼珠子道:“我之前忘记跟你说了,我一天只能出一次手。今天已经出过手了,所以今天你指望不上我了。”Yu Huifeihas not listenedclearly, asked: „What did yousay?”余会非没听清楚,问道:“你说啥?”Bigeyeballsaid: „Isaid,myday can only havehand a time. Todayhas acted, thereforeyoucannot count onmetoday.”
大眼珠子道:“我说,我一天只能出一次手。今天已经出过手了,所以今天你指望不上我了。”Yu Huifeihas not listenedclearly, becausethissayingwas too long, in additionBrother Pingtheycursed angrily outside, Yu Huifeireallylistenedwas notveryclear, thereforecalled out: „Yourbigsound said that all right.”余会非还是没听清楚,因为这话太长了,再加上平哥他们在外面怒骂,余会非真的听的不是很真切,于是叫道:“你大点声说,没事的。”Bigeyeballis showing the whites of the eyesto sayin the bottle gourd: „Did youdetermine?”
大眼珠子在葫芦里翻着白眼道:“你确定?”
The Yu Huifeiincomparablesmugfollowingrhythmnods , indicating that does not have the issue.余会非无比嘚瑟的跟着节奏点头,表示没问题。Thenbigeyeballshouted: „My day can only havehand a time. Todayhas acted, thereforeyoucannot count onmetoday.”
然后大眼珠子喊了起来:“我一天只能出一次手。今天已经出过手了,所以今天你指望不上我了。”Thatflash, the dance of Yu Huifeistoppedinstantaneously, Brother Pingand the others who outsidecursed angrilyalsoinstantaneouspeaceful.
那一瞬间,余会非的舞蹈瞬间停了下来,外面怒骂的平哥等人也瞬间安静了下来。Then......
然后……„Heard?”Brother Pingasked.
“听到了么?”平哥问。Onegroup of little brothersnod: „Heard.”
一群小弟点头:“听到了。”Brother Pingloudlyexclaimed: „Copies the fellow!”平哥大吼道:“抄家伙!”„Brother Ping, withoutbelt/bringfellow.”fattyreminder.
“平哥,没带家伙。”胖子提醒。
The old mancalled outimmediately: „51, boughtdelivers the bricksame place!”
老头立刻叫道:“五十一把,买的多送板砖一块!”Yu Huifeicurses saying: „Old fogy, yourmotherfuckingwent too far!”余会非大骂道:“老家伙,你TM太过分了啊!”
The old manlets go saying: „Does not have the means that the businessman......”
老头一摊手道:“没办法,生意人么……”Brother Pingsaid: „, Finished upto pay upevery!”平哥道:“人手一个,完事结账!”
The old manleadsonegroup of peopleto take the chainsimmediately.
老头立刻带着一群人去拿锁链。Yu Huifeiseesthisto hurryto rush to the entrance, closed the front door.余会非见此赶紧冲到大门口,将大门关上了。Brother Pingis not anxious, standshehesneersto say outside: „Yu Huifei? Todayeven ifyourmotherfucking is really the fish that the stripcanfly, I must fryto boilyoufryto linkam puncturingeattogether!”平哥不急了,站在外面嘿嘿冷笑道:“余会非是吧?今天你TM就算真的是条会飞的鱼,我也要把你煎炸烹炒连着刺一起吃了!”„Big brother, the goodswere insufficient.”Somepeopleshout.
“大哥,货不够了。”有人喊道。Brother Pingsaid: „Thattakescasually, without the chain, givesmeon the directhand hammerhe!”平哥道:“那就随便拿点,没有链锁的,给我直接上手锤他!”PS: Continuesto ask, do not urgemeto explode, the on the shelfexplodes200,000characterstoyouabove! Now, asked the ticket, sought the propaganda!
PS:继续求啊,别催我爆更,上架给你们爆二十万字以上!现在,求票,求宣传啊!
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