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#9: Itchy ~! $ 1


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Yu Huifei the mouth, smiled saying with a smile awkwardly: First also these......” 余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴,尴尬的笑了笑道:“就先还这些吧……” Then, Yu Huifei put out a coin to place on the table, under the street light of golden brilliance on street serrated edge shone, was shining, above 5 characters especially dazzling. 说完,余会非拿出一个硬币放在了桌子上,金黄色的光辉在马路牙子上的路灯照耀下,金光灿灿,上面的五字格外的刺眼。 ...... …… Damn, does him!” “操,干他!” The next quarter, Yu Huifei dashes about wildly, one group of bludgers are carrying the beer bottle, pursues crazily. 下一刻,余会非一路狂奔,身后一群混混拎着啤酒瓶子,一路狂追。 Yu Huifei ran while called out: Little Pingping, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!” 余会非一边跑一边叫道:“小平平,误会,误会!” ...... 啪啪…… Several beer bottles pound side Yu Huifei, frightens dashing about wildly that this goods jump and jumps, crashed in the middle of Ninth Floor. 几个啤酒瓶子砸在余会非身边,吓得这货连蹦带跳的狂奔,一头冲进了九楼当中。 That group of bludgers killed the Ninth Floor entrance directly, Brother Ping angrily roared on the strategic place go, but was blocked by one group of little brothers immediately. 那群混混直接杀到了九楼门口,平哥怒吼就要冲进去,但是马上被一群小弟拦住了。 The Brother Ping anger exclaimed: Lets loose me, this boy insulted me, I must kill him!” 平哥怒吼道:“放开我,这小子侮辱我,我要弄死他!” Brother Ping, Brother Ping...... appeases anger, this boy arrived home.” fatty said. 平哥,平哥……息怒,这小子到家了。”一胖子道。 Brother Ping one hear, was thrown basin cold water to be the same probably, hits to startle, became sober half. Slightly awkward points at Yu Huifei in courtyard saying: Boy, has the skill you to come out!” 平哥一听,就好像被人泼了一盆冷水一般,打了个激灵,酒醒了一半。略显尴尬的指着院子里的余会非道:“小子,有本事你出来!” The Yu Huifei big mouth is breathing heavily, one group of bludgers who then look at the entrance, hu-hu say/way: Has...... has the skill...... you to come.” 余会非大口喘着粗气,回头看着门口的一群混混,呼哧呼哧的道:“有……有本事……你们进来啊。” Brother Ping called out: Is the man you comes out!” 平哥叫道:“是爷们你出来!” Yu Huifei followed to call out: Is the man, you come in!” 余会非跟着叫道:“是爷们,你们进来啊!” Brother Ping air/Qi points at Yu Huifei saying: Good, very good...... you to be waiting to me. Do not think that I cannot do to you, I have the person!” 平哥气的指着余会非道:“好,很好……你给我等着。别以为我奈何不了你,我也有人!” Yu Huifei was completely understood, these fellows were really scared by big eyeball, does not dare to come, his energy immediately on foot. After panting for breath several tones, the whole person was also enthusiastic, incomparable smug pats the yellow skin bottle gourd saying: Some people...... my some may not only be the person. Little Pingping, was not I says you, you remained flat head are unattractive, next time will cut the hair short. Or, you come , do I give you to fence to shave clean the head personally?” 余会非算是看透了,这些家伙真的是被大眼珠子吓坏了,不敢进来了,那他底气顿时就足了。喘息了几口气后,整个人也来劲了,无比嘚瑟的拍着黄皮葫芦道:“有人……我有的可不仅仅是人哦。小平平啊,不是我说你,你留平头不好看,下次还是留光头吧。要不,你进来,我给你亲自操刀剃光头?” The entrance of Brother Ping air/Qi jumps...... 平哥气的门口直蹦…… At this moment, an old man collected, asking with a laugh: How many, need the chain? Increases overstriking, of hammer head belt/bring nail. Is inexpensive, wants 50!” 就在这时,一老头凑了过来,笑呵呵的问道:“几位,需要链锁么?加大加粗,锤头带钉子的那种。不贵,一根只要五十!” The old man spoke, really took one like the meteor hammer chain...... 老头说话间,真的拿出来一根如同流星锤似的链锁…… Yu Huifei sees this, the face was green, points at that old man to scold: Old fogy, you leaves goes too far. Your that sells me the broken lock 200, does this strengthening the version, you sell them 50? You with I big enmity?” 余会非见此,脸都绿了,指着那老头骂道:“老家伙,你别太过分啊。你那把破锁卖我都两百,这把加强版的,你卖他们五十?你跟我多大的仇啊?” The old man hehe said with a smile: Do not say that your is buys individually, the price was certainly high. Others this is the wholesale, certainly must be cheaper......” 老头呵呵笑道:“不要这么说么,你那是单个买,价格当然高了。人家这是批发,肯定要便宜多了……” Speaking of this, the old man also pushed the crowded eye with Yu Huifei, I was black you, my pit you, how place? Refuses to accept to do? 说到这,老头还跟余会非挤了挤眼睛,一副我就黑你,我就坑你了,咋地?不服出来干啊? Yu Huifei immediately been mad is not good, points at Brother Ping saying: old man, your time was mistaken. This small flat head, I stand in this, he does not dare to bump my. Does not believe you to ask him, I stand in this, does he dare to come to hit me?” 余会非顿时被气的不行,指着平哥道:“老头,你这次看走眼了。就这小平头,我站在这,他都不敢碰我一下。不信你问问他,我站在这,他敢进来打我么?” eyeball of Brother Ping air/Qi was red, has pulled the chain, but has a look at the yellow skin bottle gourd on pine tree, instigated. Brother Ping points at Yu Huifei saying: Boy, should not be self-satisfied, wait a while I to dig up your skin.” 平哥气的眼珠子都红了,一把扯过链锁,但是看看松树上的黄皮葫芦,又怂了。平哥指着余会非道:“小子,你别得意,等一会我把你皮扒下来。” Yu Huifei pulls out the cell phone immediately, looks at the above time, then grins to say with a smile: 1,2,3...... good to meet, come, digs up my skin. Come!” 余会非立刻掏出手机,看着上面的时间,然后咧嘴笑道:“1,2,3……好了一会了,来呀,来扒我皮啊。来呀!” Brother Ping immediately been mad rapidness exploded, one group of little brothers follow to clamor to go to tidy up Yu Huifei. 平哥顿时被气的快炸了,一群小弟跟着叫嚣要进去收拾余会非 Yu Huifei turns on the cell phone directly, broadcast one incomparably enchanting and exasperating song «Itchy». 余会非则直接打开手机,播放起了一首无比妖娆而气人的歌《痒》。 Come merry has the big time in any case 来啊快活啊反正有大把时光 Come the love has big ignorant and conceited in any case 来啊爱情啊反正有大把愚妄 Come roams about has the big direction in any case 来啊流浪啊反正有大把方向 Come artificial has the big scenery in any case 来啊造作啊反正有大把风光 Is listening to this song, looks that Yu Huifei is coquettish in the courtyard, an appearance that sought to take a beating, the three evil spirits that one group of bludgers were mad exploded quickly. 听着这首歌,看着余会非在院子里搔首弄姿,一副求挨揍的样子,一群混混气的三尸神都快炸出来了。 Yu Huifei is listening to music, in the yellow skin bottle gourd big eyeball said in a low voice: Little Yu, Little Yu......” 余会非在听歌,身后的黄皮葫芦里大眼珠子低声道:“小鱼,小鱼……” Yu Huifei waves saying: Do not disturb me, has not visited me to dance.” 余会非挥挥手道:“别打扰我,没看我跳舞呢么。” The big eyeball somewhat awkward cough said: „, First do not jump.” 眼珠子有些尴尬的咳嗽道:“咳咳,你先别跳了。” Yu Huifei jumps while asks: Why?” 余会非一边跳一边问道:“为啥?” Big eyeball said: That......, I feared that you jump to be killed again.” 眼珠子道:“那……个,我怕你再跳下去会被打死。” For Yu Huifei the exasperating music arrived in a big way, because the high tide of this song under this time this scenery, really did for the occasion, was too exasperating, was too artificial. 余会非为了气人音乐开到了最大,因为这首歌的高潮在此时此景下,实在是太应景了,太气人了,太造作了。 Looks that the opposite party exceedingly indignant cannot do to his appearance, what Yu Huifei jumps has the feeling especially...... 看着对方无比愤怒又奈何不了他的模样,余会非跳的是格外有感觉…… He also hears a general idea regarding the big eyeball words, spoke thoughtlessly: All right, has you. The volume enlarges, hi gets up...... to come ~, artificial, I in this you!” 对于大眼珠子的话他也只是听到个大概,随口回了一句:“没事,有你呢。音量放大,嗨起来……来~啊,造作啊,我在这等你们啊!” Yu Huifei changes the lyrics randomly, with blind howling. 余会非乱改歌词,跟着瞎嚎。 Outside Brother Ping and the others the hair was about to explode with rage...... 外面平哥等人头发都快气炸了…… Big eyeball said: I forgot told before you, my day can only have hand a time. Today has acted, therefore you cannot count on me today.” 眼珠子道:“我之前忘记跟你说了,我一天只能出一次手。今天已经出过手了,所以今天你指望不上我了。” Yu Huifei has not listened clearly, asked: What did you say?” 余会非没听清楚,问道:“你说啥?” Big eyeball said: I said, my day can only have hand a time. Today has acted, therefore you cannot count on me today.” 眼珠子道:“我说,我一天只能出一次手。今天已经出过手了,所以今天你指望不上我了。” Yu Huifei has not listened clearly, because this saying was too long, in addition Brother Ping they cursed angrily outside, Yu Huifei really listened was not very clear, therefore called out: Your big sound said that all right.” 余会非还是没听清楚,因为这话太长了,再加上平哥他们在外面怒骂,余会非真的听的不是很真切,于是叫道:“你大点声说,没事的。” Big eyeball is showing the whites of the eyes to say in the bottle gourd: „Did you determine?” 眼珠子在葫芦里翻着白眼道:“你确定?” The Yu Huifei incomparable smug following rhythm nods , indicating that does not have the issue. 余会非无比嘚瑟的跟着节奏点头,表示没问题。 Then big eyeball shouted: „My day can only have hand a time. Today has acted, therefore you cannot count on me today.” 然后大眼珠子喊了起来:“我一天只能出一次手。今天已经出过手了,所以今天你指望不上我了。” That flash, the dance of Yu Huifei stopped instantaneously, Brother Ping and the others who outside cursed angrily also instantaneous peaceful. 那一瞬间,余会非的舞蹈瞬间停了下来,外面怒骂的平哥等人也瞬间安静了下来。 Then...... 然后…… Heard?” Brother Ping asked. “听到了么?”平哥问。 One group of little brothers nod: Heard.” 一群小弟点头:“听到了。” Brother Ping loudly exclaimed: Copies the fellow!” 平哥大吼道:“抄家伙!” Brother Ping, without belt/bring fellow.” fatty reminder. 平哥,没带家伙。”胖子提醒。 The old man called out immediately: 51, bought delivers the brick same place!” 老头立刻叫道:“五十一把,买的多送板砖一块!” Yu Huifei curses saying: Old fogy, your motherfucking went too far!” 余会非大骂道:“老家伙,你TM太过分了啊!” The old man lets go saying: Does not have the means that the businessman......” 老头一摊手道:“没办法,生意人么……” Brother Ping said: „, Finished up to pay up every!” 平哥道:“人手一个,完事结账!” The old man leads one group of people to take the chains immediately. 老头立刻带着一群人去拿锁链。 Yu Huifei sees this to hurry to rush to the entrance, closed the front door. 余会非见此赶紧冲到大门口,将大门关上了。 Brother Ping is not anxious, stands hehe sneers to say outside: Yu Huifei? Today even if your motherfucking is really the fish that the strip can fly, I must fry to boil you fry to link am puncturing eat together!” 平哥不急了,站在外面嘿嘿冷笑道:“余会非是吧?今天你TM就算真的是条会飞的鱼,我也要把你煎炸烹炒连着刺一起吃了!” Big brother, the goods were insufficient.” Some people shout. “大哥,货不够了。”有人喊道。 Brother Ping said: That takes casually, without the chain, gives me on the direct hand hammer he!” 平哥道:“那就随便拿点,没有链锁的,给我直接上手锤他!” PS: Continues to ask, do not urge me to explode, the on the shelf explodes 200,000 characters to you above! Now, asked the ticket, sought the propaganda! PS:继续求啊,别催我爆更,上架给你们爆二十万字以上!现在,求票,求宣传啊!
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