Is speaking, works as one, the kitchen front door opened. 正说着话呢,哐当一声,厨房大门开了。 A Howling Celestial Dog face despises looks at the people, goes out slowly, say/way that a face shuts out: „Food too spicy chicken, the flavor assembles.” 哮天犬一脸蔑视的看着众人,缓缓走出,一脸嫌弃的道:“食材太辣鸡,味道凑合吧。” Yu Huifei pushes to the front, first first crashed in the kitchen, sees only pats the glowing red red-roasted pork to be placed in the tray, each meat is glittering and translucent carving, seems like very delicious appearance. Smelling, was the saliva came out, the color fragrance was complete! 余会非一马当先,第一个先冲进了厨房,只见一拍红彤彤的红烧肉摆在盘子里,每一块肉都晶莹剔透,看起来就十分好吃的样子。闻一闻,更是口水都出来了,色香味俱全! Yu Huifei said: „Fuck, I feel my might as well dog for the first time.” 余会非道:“我曹,我第一次觉得我还不如一条狗。” Black Impermanence said: „This dog, is the cook so good?” 黑无常道:“这狗,厨艺这么好？” Horse-Face said: „ I heard, he had been covered by the kitchen god before. Said that was lets what he followed to do odd jobs...... afterward with he together covered that dead rabbit did not become the apprentice of kitchen god? 马面道:“我听说,他之前被厨神扣住过。说是让他跟着打杂什么的……后来跟他一起被扣住的那死兔子不是成了厨神的徒弟了么？ This fellow with is so near, won't follow to study several that the rabbit walks? ” 这家伙跟兔子走的那么近,不会也跟着学了几手吧？” „Has the possibility.” Ox-Head nods. “有可能。”牛头点头。 White Impermanence said: „No matter what reason, ate!” 白无常道:“甭管什么原因了,吃！” White Impermanence puts out a hand to grasp, Yu Huifei said on a palm of the hand backhandedly: „Washed the hands?” 白无常伸手就去抓,余会非反手就一巴掌道:“洗手了么？” Then Yu Huifei carried the tray to go out, washed the hands, did not wash the hands does not give to eat. 然后余会非端着盘子出去了,都去洗手,不洗手不给吃。 What one group of fellows are greedy is swallows the saliva, but washed the hands finally...... 一群家伙馋的是直吞口水,不过最终还是洗手去了…… Yu Huifei is no exception, moreover is last washes. He is actually natural, lags behind intentionally, but is he always thought that dog has the strangeness. 余会非也不例外,而且是最后一个洗的。倒不是他大方,故意落在后面,而是他总觉得那狗有古怪。 Looks under punches even, he comes out, in a pair of dog eye is glittering the strange ray. 看着欠揍就算了,他出来的时候,一双狗眼里闪烁着诡异的光芒。 Yu Huifei washes the hands actually to discover Howling Celestial Dog to disappear, narrows the eye, Yu Huifei had not been eating meal anxiously, but circled, starts to look for that dead dog. 余会非洗完手却发现哮天犬不见了,眯了眯眼睛,余会非没急着去吃饭,而是绕了一圈,开始找那死狗。 Finally, Yu Huifei discovered the trail of that dead dog in the restroom. 最终,余会非在厕所发现了那死狗的踪迹。 Sees only that dead dog person to stand, before , the claw supports in the water tank, before another , the claw raises the own water gun to stand near the toilet breathes out...... 只见那死狗人立而起,一只前爪撑在水箱上,另一只前爪提着自己的水枪正站在马桶边上嘘嘘呢…… That feeling, with resembles personally. 那感觉,就跟个人似的。 Yu Huifei knits the brows, is this dog? 余会非皱眉,这还是狗么？ Then listens to Howling Celestial Dog to whisper in that is scolding: „Dead rabbit, steals the posture that father urinated, the made father will only urinate. Paternal grandmother leg......” 然后就听哮天犬在那嘀嘀咕咕的骂着:“死兔子,把老子撒尿的姿势偷去了,弄的老子只会这么尿了。奶奶个腿的……” Can the posture that Yu Huifei speechless, this urinates also steal? What is that rabbit? 余会非一阵无语,这撒尿的姿势还能偷？那兔子到底是个啥啊？ Yu Huifei is curious, the next quarter listens to Howling Celestial Dog hehe to say with a smile: „ One group of smelly fellows, but also dares I to fight the dog master? 余会非还好奇着呢,下一刻就听哮天犬嘿嘿笑道:“一群臭家伙,还敢跟狗爷我动手？ Also compels me to prepare food? 还逼着我做菜？ Also does not go to Heavenly Court to inquire, the dog master I am that easily bullied? 也不去天庭打听打听,狗爷我是那么容易被欺负的么？ You eat my saliva, I! ” 你们就吃我的口水吧,我呸！” Yu Huifei hears this, on the face hung all over the heavy line immediately, no wonder this dead dog oneself does not eat, the sentiment his oneself also shuts out oneself! 余会非听到这,脸上顿时挂满了黑线,难怪这死狗自己不吃,感情他自己也嫌弃自己啊！ Also rejoiced, oneself just did not have who strikes the first blow has the advantage, but pays attention the eye. 同时庆幸,自己刚刚没有先下手为强,而是留了个心眼。 Yu Huifei anything had not said that but drew back quietly. 余会非什么也没说,而是悄然退了出去。 Shortly, Howling Celestial Dog came out, looks on the table the clean tray, grins to say with a smile: „Brothers, is the flavor good?” 没多久,哮天犬出来了,看着桌子上干净的盘子,咧嘴笑道:“兄弟们,味道还行吧？” The Ox-Head big mouth one, hehe said with a smile: „Very good, very good. The good brothers, your vegetable/dish to do good, you come, I said a matter to you.” 牛头大嘴一咧,嘿嘿笑道:“很好,非常好。好兄弟,你这菜做的好啊,你过来,我跟你说个事。” Howling Celestial Dog self-satisfied is supine the dog head: „That was natural, I with the kitchen theology, the craftsmanship have naturally been able dispute! Right, what do you want to say to me?” 哮天犬得意的仰起狗头:“那是当然了,我可是跟厨神学过的,手艺自然没的说！对了,你要跟我说啥啊？” Howling Celestial Dog is speaking to collect, then sees smiling that Ox-Head, Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence as well as Cui Jue one face measures Yin, visits him. 哮天犬说着话就凑了过来,然后就见牛头、马面、黑白无常以及崔珏都一脸阴测测的笑着,看着他。 Some Howling Celestial Dog not good premonitions, will draw back suddenly slowly in the future, draws back while said: „...... I suddenly think that...... I also had the matter to make...... my belly to love...... me first to walk.” 哮天犬忽然有种不好的预感,缓缓往后退,一边退一边道:“呃……我突然想起来……我还有事要做……我肚子疼……我先走了。” Finally he turns around, listens to work as one! 结果他一转身,就听哐当一声！ The backyard door was closed by Yu Huifei! 后院的门被余会非关上了！ Then he raises behind instantaneously shadows! 然后他身后瞬间升起一道道黑影！ Howling Celestial Dog then looks, saw only Ox-Head to grab a steel fork fork to fork, the fork middle slit just caught the neck of Howling Celestial Dog, its nail on the ground. 哮天犬回头看去,只见牛头抓着钢叉一叉子就叉了下来,叉子中间的缝隙刚好卡住了哮天犬的脖子,将其钉在地上。 Then listens to Horse-Face one to bellow: „Brothers, punch him!” 然后就听马面一声大吼:“兄弟们,揍他！” Then sees Horse-Face first back of the blade that is brandishing Green Dragon Crescent Blade to the nonsense stock is being a crazy racket! 然后就见马面第一个挥舞着青龙偃月刀的刀背对着狗屁股就是一顿狂拍！ White Impermanence Mourning Staff, Black Impermanence looked for a brick, two people are being one knock to the dog head with joint forces! 白无常的哭丧棒,黑无常找了块板砖,两人合力对着狗头就是一顿敲！ Cui Jue takes Judge Pen to hold to the dog chrysanthemum! 崔珏拿着一支判官笔对着狗菊花就是一捅！ „!” “嗷呜！” The sad and shrill pitiful yell sound resounds through the skies...... 凄厉的惨叫声响彻云霄…… Ox-Head and other fellows do not keep the hand, hit that called one savage. 牛头等几个家伙毫不留手,打的那叫一个凶残啊。 Yu Huifei listens to front courtyard that is similar to beats a drum general thump thump the sound, and pitiful yell sound of Howling Celestial Dog that dead dog, shakes the head: „Yeah...... from behaving badly, cannot live.” 余会非听着前院那如同擂鼓一般的咚咚声,以及哮天犬那死狗的惨叫声,摇摇头:“哎……自作孽,不可活啊。” At this moment, Yu Huifei hears Ox-Head to shout: „ Old Horse, takes cauldron! 就在这时,余会非听到牛头大喊:“老马,去拿大锅来！ The dog meat rolls three to roll, Daoist Immortal cannot come to a stop. 都说狗肉滚三滚,神仙也站不稳。 Today we taste foods newly in season! ” 今天咱们尝尝鲜！” „Good!” Horse-Face said that looked for the pot. “好嘞！”马面说完就去找锅了。 Yu Huifei one hear, the heart said: „I depend, won't these fellows be serious?” 余会非一听,心道:“我靠,这些家伙不会玩真的吧？” Yu Huifei lies in the crack in a door place looks out , Horse-Face really looked for one to be unjustly discredited greatly, then the people the steamed rice dumpling threw into the Howling Celestial Dog bunch the pot with joint forces. Watering of watering, lighting a fire lights a fire...... 余会非趴在门缝处往外看,果然,马面真的找了一口大黑锅,然后众人合力将哮天犬捆成了粽子扔进了锅里。加水的加水,烧火的烧火…… Howling Celestial Dog sits in the pot the pitiful yell: „ Big brother, Big brother...... 哮天犬坐在锅里嗷嗷惨叫:“大哥,大哥…… Brother Ox! 牛哥！ Brother Ma! 马哥！ Brother White! 白哥！ Brother Black! 黑哥！ Brother Cui! 崔哥！ I made a mistake, I really knew wrong! 我错了,我真的知道错了！ I guaranteed, did not urinate toward the pot in! ” 我保证以后再也不往锅里撒尿了！” Such remarks, not only Yu Huifei was shocked, Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and the others were also ignorant. 此话一出,不仅余会非愣住了,就连牛头马面、黑白无常等人也懵了。 Next quarter Ox-Head roared: „ Good, you not only told the water, but also did motherfucking urinate? 下一刻牛头咆哮道:“好啊,你不仅仅吐口水,还tm撒尿？ I kill you! ” 我弄死你！” Howling Celestial Dog stares, this knows that oneself seemed like the speaking incorrectly words, yelled hastily: „ Made a mistake made a mistake, I have not urinated, spat a saliva. 哮天犬一愣,这才知道自己好像说错话了,连忙大叫道:“错了错了,我没撒尿,就是吐了点口水。 My saliva is not dirty! 我口水不脏！ ...... It is not really dirty, I never eat the excrement. ” 真的……一点都不脏,我从来不吃屎。” Did not say that the following those words are good, behind those words, Ox-Head, Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and Cui Jue one hear, turns around directly...... 不说后面那句话还好,后面那句话一处,牛头、马面、黑白无常、崔珏一听,直接转身…… Vomit! 呕！ One spits crazily! 一顿狂吐！ Then Black Impermanence loudly exclaimed: „Your Sir, the dead dog, several days looked that I do not cook you!” 然后黑无常大吼道:“你大爷的,死狗,几天看我不炖了你！” Howling Celestial Dog innocent say/way: „What I said is real, I abstained long before ate the excrement.” 哮天犬一脸无辜的道:“我说的是真的,我很早以前就戒了吃屎了。” Vomit! 呕！ Ox-Head is one spits crazily, before ate all spat. 牛头回头又是一口狂吐,之前吃的全吐出来了。 „I could not bear, adds the fire to me!” Ox-Head yelled. “我受不了了,给我加大火！”牛头大叫。 Horse-Face fenced personally, looked for plank, one brandished, brings the intermittent strong winds, calls one that the fire pulled up exuberantly. 马面亲自操刀,找了一块木板子,一顿挥舞,带起阵阵狂风,将火撩的那叫一个旺盛啊。 Backyard Yu Huifei is a face speechless, abstained ate the excrement? 后院的余会非则是一脸的无语啊,戒了吃屎？ Before fuck...... this is, eats a lot? 尼玛……这是以前没少吃吧？ No wonder Ox-Head Horse-Face they quickly were quickly insane...... Yu Huifei to be insane! 难怪牛头马面他们快疯了……余会非都快疯了！ Fire flaming, Cui Jue has grasped minced green onion and ginger piece poured into the pot. 大火熊熊,崔珏已经抓了一把葱花和生姜片倒进了锅里。 Looks that the water gradually must boil, Howling Celestial Dog knows that said anything was useless. After a pair of dog eye mumbling one transfers randomly, the deep breath, makes an effort! 看着水逐渐要沸腾了,哮天犬知道说啥都没用了。一双狗眼叽里咕噜的一顿乱转后,深呼吸,用力！ Rumble...... 咕噜噜…… „Well? Opened quickly?” White Impermanence looked in a pot curiously. “咦？这么快就开了么？”白无常好奇的看了一眼锅里。