Cui Juesaid with a smile: „This is to decline to leave, Boss, do youlook?”崔珏笑道:“这是想要赖着不走啊,老板,您看?”Yu Huifeiraises headto look atHeavens saying: „What do Ilook at? Throws.”余会非仰头看着天上道:“我看啥?扔出去呗。”Then, Yu Huifeiset out, helpingLiu Xinsalutingwith......
说完,余会非起身,帮着柳歆把行礼拿出去了……Hejustarrived at the entrance, listens tobehind a scream.
他刚到门口,就听身后一阵尖叫。Thenlooks, my goodness, White Impermanence, is carryingLiu ZhuangandKe Licomes out.
回头一看,好家伙,白无常一手一个,拎着刘壮和可离就出来了。Black Impermanenceinbehind, withWhite ImpermanencethatMourning Staff, when the shoulder poleuses, selectedthreeleather suitcases.黑无常在后面,用白无常的那根哭丧棒当扁担用,将三个皮箱挑了出来。
The front dooropens, two peoplebringthreeboxes, along withone: „Walksyou!”
大门打开,两人带着三个箱子,伴随着一声:“走你!”Thentook off!
然后一起飞了出去!Yu Huifeihas a look atLiu Xin saying: „Look, youare obedient, thereforedid not usebythiscrime, good.”余会非看看柳歆道:“看,你听话,所以不用遭这罪了,多好。”Then, Yu Huifeiruns away, simultaneouslythen, bangclosed the front door!
说完,余会非撒腿就跑,同时回头,嘭的一声将大门关上了!Followsto listen tooutside, the Ke Liroaringsound: „Yu Huifei! Yourbastard! Youalsoreallydareto throwOld Lady, Ibreak diplomatic relationwithyou! Isever a friendshipwithyou! Idid not work as the buddywithyou!”
跟着就听外面,可离的咆哮声:“余会非!你个王八蛋!你还真敢扔老娘啊,我跟你断交!我跟你割袍断义!我跟你不当哥们了!”Yu Huifeihearsthis, scratches the tip of the nose, smiles bitterly, anythinghad not said.余会非听到这,擦擦鼻头,苦笑一声,却什么都没说。After allthismatter, heindeeddoes not typically.
毕竟这事儿,他的确做得不地道。
After Ke Liscolded a meeting, the sound of footstepswent far awaygradually......可离骂了一会后,脚步声渐渐远去了……Yu Huifeirelaxesat the same time, somewhatslightlyloses.余会非松了口气的同时,也有些小失落。White Impermanencecollects: „Hasn't restedenough? Or do yougo outto restin the evening? Pushes a bedwiththem?”白无常凑过来:“没睡够?要不晚上你出去睡?跟他们挤一张床?”„Go away!” After Yu Huifeiscoldedone, incomparablydepressedcarried the broomto go to the graveyard.
“滚!”余会非骂了一句后,无比郁闷的拎着扫把去了墓园。At this momentalsoonly thensweeps the graves, canmakehismoodmore comfortable.
此时此刻也只有扫墓,才能让他心情舒服一些了。Will not have the guestto comeover the following several days, in the Yu HuifeiWeChatwere just manyseveralgood friendsto apply.
接下来的几天并没有客人来,只不过余会非的微信里多了几个好友申请。Is the namecallsstrongLiu'sLiu Zhuangrespectively, calledLiu Xin of azurewillow treeandcallsyourbig brother’sKe Li.
分别是名字叫壮刘的刘壮,叫青柳的柳歆和叫你大哥的可离。„Yu Huifei, youare waitingtome. Next timewill live inyourshoptime, looked how Itidy upyou!”Thisis the threat of Ke Li.
“余会非,你给我等着。下次住你店的时候,看我怎么收拾你!”这是可离的威胁。„Boss Yu, thistimetroubledyou, embarrassed......”thiswasLiu Xin.
“余老板,这次麻烦您了,不好意思哈……”这是柳歆。„Boss Yu, wewill drinknext timeagain. Bidding goodbye of Ke Litakes seriously, sheat heart is actually very gratefulyour, butyoudo not giveherto feel gratefulyouropportunity, thismakeshersuffocated. Thisgirlanythingtemperamentyoualsolooked, could not oweothers the favor, hahaha...... shenoticed that Isent the informationtoyou, has startedto scoldme. Wewalked, next timewill have the opportunityto say goodbye.”ThisisLiu Zhuang.
“余老板,下次咱们再拼酒啊。可离的话别当真,她其实心里还是很感激你的,只是你不给她感激你的机会,这让她心里堵得慌。这丫头啥脾气你也看出来了,欠不得别人人情,哈哈哈……她看到我给你发信息,已经开始骂我了。我们走了,下次有机会再见哈。”这是刘壮。Yu Huifeiseeshere, smiles, 11chapters: „Bon voyage.”余会非看到这里,会心一笑,一一回了一句:“一路顺风。”„Weren't manysays?”At this time, bigOx-Headcollected.
“不多说点?”这时候,一个大牛头凑了过来。Yu Huifeiwhitehiseyessaid: „Said,mydefends the grave mound, do not thinkso manygood. The girlis very good, what a pity, Icannot raise.”余会非白了他一眼道:“说个屁,我一个守坟头的,还是别想那么多的好。女孩很好,可惜啊,我养不起。”Ox-Headgrinsto say with a smile: „Felt inferior?”牛头咧嘴笑道:“自卑了?”Yu Huifeihas not spoken, butheis very clear, Ke Li is also good, Liu Xin, the family is very well-off. The brand of toolas well aswear that this pointsincetheyusecanlook.余会非没说话,不过他很清楚,可离也好、柳歆也罢,家境都很好。这一点从她们用的工具以及穿着的品牌就能看出来。Suchgirl, is not even nitpicking, withyou, youcan'tmaketheirdaysalsomisscompared with the past?
这样的女孩子,就算再不挑剔,跟了你,你总不能让她们的日子比过去还差吧?Even if the girldid not mind,as a man, Yu Huifeimindedvery much!
就算女孩不介意,作为一个男人,余会非很介意!Without the ability, do not go to the pitgirls, thisis the idea of Yu Huifei.
没能力,就不要去坑人家女孩子,这是余会非的想法。Althoughweak, butthisishisinsistence.
虽然幼稚,但是这是他的坚持。Knows that threepeoplewalked, Yu Huifeiis not quite happy.
知道三人走了,余会非的心情不太好。At this timesaw a greatlyblack not smoothautumnwalked, looks atthisdog, Yu Huifeihasto planttohimtwopalms of the handgives extra very crispfeeling. ThenYu Huifeipicks a stick, shoutsone: „Howling Celestial Dog!”
这时候看到一条大黑狗贼不溜秋的走了进来,看着这狗,余会非就有种给他两巴掌外带一脚会很爽的感觉。然后余会非捡起来一根棍子,大喊一声:“哮天犬!”Howling Celestial Dograised the headto ask: „Does?”哮天犬抬头问道:“干啥?”Yu Huifeithrew the stick in hand: „Goes, picks.”余会非一把将手里的棍子扔了出去:“去,捡回来去。”Howling Celestial Dogonehear, the facewas blacker, cī the denturemouthroared: „Yu Huifei, youleftgo too far! IamHowling Celestial Dog, IamMonster Immortal, is not the commondog. The sillydogplays this youngandweakgame!”哮天犬一听,脸更黑了,呲牙列嘴的咆哮道:“余会非,你别太过分了啊!我是哮天犬,我是妖仙,不是一般的狗。只有傻狗才玩这种低龄、幼稚的游戏!”„Can't go?”Yu Huifeiasked.
“去不去?”余会非问。Howling Celestial Dograises head: „Does not go!”哮天犬一仰头:“不去!”„Good, had the reasonto reduce a dinner of person. Alsoeconomized......” the Yu Huifeidelicioussay/way.
“太好了,有理由减少一个人的晚饭了。又省钱了……”余会非美滋滋的道。Howling Celestial Dogonehear, was hotimmediately: „Yu Huifei, youleavego too far! Compared withcompelledmeanxiously, myanythingmattercould do!”哮天犬一听,顿时火了:“余会非,你别太过分啊!比把我逼急了,我什么事都做得出来!”Yu Huifeilooks atHowling Celestial Dog, is crooked the head saying: „Did youdetermine?”余会非看着哮天犬,歪着脑袋道:“你确定?”Howling Celestial Dogstiffens the neck saying: „Determination!”哮天犬一梗脖子道:“确定!”
The nextquarter, the kitchengateopened, Yu Huifeiwent to say the Howling Celestial Dogstopper: „Makesplate of red-roasted porkto go......”
下一刻,厨房门开了,余会非把哮天犬塞了进去道:“去做一盘红烧肉去……”Howling Celestial Doghoodwinkedimmediately: „What do you mean?”哮天犬顿时蒙蔽了:“啥意思?”Yu Huifeiunemotionalvisitshim saying: „Compelledanxiously, weren't youdo? Come, makes the platered-roasted pork.”余会非面无表情的看着他道:“逼急了,你不是什么都做得出来么?来,做盘红烧肉。”Howling Celestial Dog: „...... *”哮天犬:“……*”Ox-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanencealsocompelcollectivelyignorant, motheralsohasthisshowoperation?牛头马面、黑白无常也是集体懵逼,妈的还有这种骚操作?Flamboyant!
牛逼!Howeverwhatis more flamboyant, Howling Celestial Dogsmiledsuddenly: „Piece of cake! Youwait for the dogmasterto show one's skilltoyou, meetsdo not eat the owntongue.”
然而更牛逼的是,哮天犬忽然笑了:“小菜一碟!你们就等狗爷给你们露一手吧,一会别吃掉自己的舌头。”SaidHowling Celestial Dog, turns around, closes.
说完哮天犬,转身,关门。Nomeeting......
没一会……
A dog headbanghiton the glass, dognoseflatflat!
一个狗头嘭的一声撞在了玻璃上,狗鼻子都扁扁了!Calling out of thisfellowsoregiving a tongue-lashingdenturemouth: „Damn, is thiswindow papertransparent? How doesn't thistophave the firewood?”
这家伙疼的呲牙列嘴的叫道:“操,这窗户纸怎么是透明的?还有这灶台咋没柴啊?”Peoplecollectivespeechless......
众人集体无语……Yu Huifeiopens the door: „Thatis the glasswindow, transparent, is not the window paper. Weusuallyuse the gas, thattopis uselesstemporarily, naturallydid not have the firewood.”余会非开门:“那是玻璃窗户,透明的,不是窗户纸。我们平时用煤气的,那灶台暂时没用,当然没柴了。”HowthenYu Huifeistartsto teachHowling Celestial Dogto use the gas-cooker, whatmakingYu Huifeisurprisedis, thisdogafter the researchunderstandshowto use the gas-cooker, the personstandsunexpectedly, took up the kitchen knifeto pull a tool mark! Leans the faceto look atYu Huifei, the corners of the mouthselects, reveals a whitetooth, the tooth seems to be commonin the illumination, hehehesaid with a smile: „Preparation, tastes the feast!”
然后余会非开始教哮天犬如何用燃气灶,让余会非惊讶的是,这狗在研究明白如何用燃气灶后,竟然人立而起,拿起菜刀挽了个刀花!侧着脸看着余会非,嘴角一挑,露出一口洁白的牙齿,牙齿仿佛在发光一般,他嘿嘿笑道:“准备,品尝大餐吧!”Yu Huifeinods: „Good, Igo outto wait.”余会非点头:“好啊,我出去等着。”Yu Huifeijustwent out, a dog headpastedon the window, shouting: „Little Yu, water?”余会非刚出去,一个狗头贴在了窗户上,嚷嚷着:“小鱼,水呢?”Yu Huifei: „......”余会非:“……”Whydoes not know, Yu Huifeilooks atthatdog head, wantsto come upto punch a fist.
不知道为什么,余会非看着那个狗头,就想上去揍一拳。Alwaysfelt,thisfellowunderpunches.
总觉得,这家伙欠揍。But, Yu Huifeihasto push the doorto go, toldHowling Celestial Dog the switchmethod of faucet.
无奈之下,余会非只好推门进去,将水龙头的开关方法告诉了哮天犬。Thisdog is also the rare and beautiful flowers, obviouslyis the dog's paw, but can actually be able to take up the wok......
这狗也是奇葩,明明是狗爪子,但是却能拿得起炒菜锅……Even is very flexible.
甚至还挺灵活。Yu Huifeishook the head, turns around.余会非摇摇头,转身出去了。Has the vegetable/dish, has the water, has the fire, has the pot, nometin the kitchento spread the intermittentfragrance.
有菜,有水,有火,有锅,没一会厨房里就传出了阵阵香味。Yu Huifeihas not been seriousfrom the beginning, but after a while, hiseyebrowcurled upwards.余会非一开始没当回事,但是过了一会后,他的眉毛翘了起来。Not is only Yu Huifei, Ox-Headand the otherslookedcuriouslyto the kitchen, the nosesmelled.
不仅仅是余会非,就连牛头等人都好奇的看向了厨房,鼻子一嗅一嗅的。White Impermanencesaid: „God, whatthis...... is thisdogmaking? Goodfragrance.”白无常道:“天啊,这……这狗在做什么啊?好香啊。”Yu Huifeialsowonders, whispers: „Heavensdragonmeat/flesh, undergrounddonkeymeat, but the dog meatrollsthreeto rollDaoist Immortal unable to come to a stop. Yousaid,hewon't giveoneselfred-roast?”余会非也纳闷,嘀咕道:“天上龙肉,地下驴肉,但是狗肉滚三滚神仙也站不稳。你们说,他不会是把自己给红烧了吧?”
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