TRRLB :: Volume #1

#77: Compels dog one $ 1


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Cui Jue said with a smile: This is to decline to leave, Boss, do you look?” 崔珏笑道:“这是想要赖着不走啊,老板,您看?” Yu Huifei raises head to look at Heavens saying: What do I look at? Throws.” 余会非仰头看着天上道:“我看啥?扔出去呗。” Then, Yu Huifei set out, helping Liu Xin saluting with...... 说完,余会非起身,帮着柳歆把行礼拿出去了…… He just arrived at the entrance, listens to behind a scream. 他刚到门口,就听身后一阵尖叫。 Then looks, my goodness, White Impermanence, is carrying Liu Zhuang and Ke Li comes out. 回头一看,好家伙,白无常一手一个,拎着刘壮可离就出来了。 Black Impermanence in behind, with White Impermanence that Mourning Staff, when the shoulder pole uses, selected three leather suitcases. 黑无常在后面,用白无常的那根哭丧棒当扁担用,将三个皮箱挑了出来。 The front door opens, two people bring three boxes, along with one: Walks you!” 大门打开,两人带着三个箱子,伴随着一声:“走你!” Then took off! 然后一起飞了出去! Yu Huifei has a look at Liu Xin saying: Look, you are obedient, therefore did not use by this crime, good.” 余会非看看柳歆道:“看,你听话,所以不用遭这罪了,多好。” Then, Yu Huifei runs away, simultaneously then, bang closed the front door! 说完,余会非撒腿就跑,同时回头,嘭的一声将大门关上了! Follows to listen to outside, the Ke Li roaring sound: Yu Huifei! Your bastard! You also really dare to throw Old Lady, I break diplomatic relation with you! I sever a friendship with you! I did not work as the buddy with you!” 跟着就听外面,可离的咆哮声:“余会非!你个王八蛋!你还真敢扔老娘啊,我跟你断交!我跟你割袍断义!我跟你不当哥们了!” Yu Huifei hears this, scratches the tip of the nose, smiles bitterly, anything had not said. 余会非听到这,擦擦鼻头,苦笑一声,却什么都没说。 After all this matter, he indeed does not typically. 毕竟这事儿,他的确做得不地道。 After Ke Li scolded a meeting, the sound of footsteps went far away gradually...... 可离骂了一会后,脚步声渐渐远去了…… Yu Huifei relaxes at the same time, somewhat slightly loses. 余会非松了口气的同时,也有些小失落。 White Impermanence collects: Hasn't rested enough? Or do you go out to rest in the evening? Pushes a bed with them?” 白无常凑过来:“没睡够?要不晚上你出去睡?跟他们挤一张床?” Go away!” After Yu Huifei scolded one, incomparably depressed carried the broom to go to the graveyard. “滚!”余会非骂了一句后,无比郁闷的拎着扫把去了墓园。 At this moment also only then sweeps the graves, can make his mood more comfortable. 此时此刻也只有扫墓,才能让他心情舒服一些了。 Will not have the guest to come over the following several days, in the Yu Huifei WeChat were just many several good friends to apply. 接下来的几天并没有客人来,只不过余会非的微信里多了几个好友申请。 Is the name calls strong Liu's Liu Zhuang respectively, called Liu Xin of azure willow tree and calls your big brother’s Ke Li. 分别是名字叫壮刘的刘壮,叫青柳的柳歆和叫你大哥的可离 Yu Huifei, you are waiting to me. Next time will live in your shop time, looked how I tidy up you!” This is the threat of Ke Li. 余会非,你给我等着。下次住你店的时候,看我怎么收拾你!”这是可离的威胁。 Boss Yu, this time troubled you, embarrassed......” this was Liu Xin. 余老板,这次麻烦您了,不好意思哈……”这是柳歆 Boss Yu, we will drink next time again. Bidding goodbye of Ke Li takes seriously, she at heart is actually very grateful your, but you do not give her to feel grateful your opportunity, this makes her suffocated. This girl anything temperament you also looked, could not owe others the favor, ha haha...... she noticed that I sent the information to you, has started to scold me. We walked, next time will have the opportunity to say goodbye.” This is Liu Zhuang. 余老板,下次咱们再拼酒啊。可离的话别当真,她其实心里还是很感激你的,只是你不给她感激你的机会,这让她心里堵得慌。这丫头啥脾气你也看出来了,欠不得别人人情,哈哈哈……她看到我给你发信息,已经开始骂我了。我们走了,下次有机会再见哈。”这是刘壮 Yu Huifei sees here, smiles, 11 chapters: Bon voyage.” 余会非看到这里,会心一笑,一一回了一句:“一路顺风。” Weren't many says?” At this time, big Ox-Head collected. “不多说点?”这时候,一个大牛头凑了过来。 Yu Huifei white his eyes said: Said, my defends the grave mound, do not think so many good. The girl is very good, what a pity, I cannot raise.” 余会非白了他一眼道:“说个屁,我一个守坟头的,还是别想那么多的好。女孩很好,可惜啊,我养不起。” Ox-Head grins to say with a smile: Felt inferior?” 牛头咧嘴笑道:“自卑了?” Yu Huifei has not spoken, but he is very clear, Ke Li is also good, Liu Xin, the family is very well-off. The brand of tool as well as wear that this point since they use can look. 余会非没说话,不过他很清楚,可离也好、柳歆也罢,家境都很好。这一点从她们用的工具以及穿着的品牌就能看出来。 Such girl, is not even nitpicking, with you, you can't make their days also miss compared with the past? 这样的女孩子,就算再不挑剔,跟了你,你总不能让她们的日子比过去还差吧? Even if the girl did not mind, as a man, Yu Huifei minded very much! 就算女孩不介意,作为一个男人,余会非很介意! Without the ability, do not go to the pit girls, this is the idea of Yu Huifei. 没能力,就不要去坑人家女孩子,这是余会非的想法。 Although weak, but this is his insistence. 虽然幼稚,但是这是他的坚持。 Knows that three people walked, Yu Huifei is not quite happy. 知道三人走了,余会非的心情不太好。 At this time saw a greatly black not smooth autumn walked, looks at this dog, Yu Huifei has to plant to him two palms of the hand gives extra very crisp feeling. Then Yu Huifei picks a stick, shouts one: Howling Celestial Dog!” 这时候看到一条大黑狗贼不溜秋的走了进来,看着这狗,余会非就有种给他两巴掌外带一脚会很爽的感觉。然后余会非捡起来一根棍子,大喊一声:“哮天犬!” Howling Celestial Dog raised the head to ask: Does?” 哮天犬抬头问道:“干啥?” Yu Huifei threw the stick in hand: Goes, picks.” 余会非一把将手里的棍子扔了出去:“去,捡回来去。” Howling Celestial Dog one hear, the face was blacker, the denture mouth roared: Yu Huifei, you left go too far! I am Howling Celestial Dog, I am Monster Immortal, is not the common dog. The silly dog plays this young and weak game!” 哮天犬一听,脸更黑了,呲牙列嘴的咆哮道:“余会非,你别太过分了啊!我是哮天犬,我是妖仙,不是一般的狗。只有傻狗才玩这种低龄、幼稚的游戏!” Can't go?” Yu Huifei asked. “去不去?”余会非问。 Howling Celestial Dog raises head: Does not go!” 哮天犬一仰头:“不去!” Good, had the reason to reduce a dinner of person. Also economized......” the Yu Huifei delicious say/way. “太好了,有理由减少一个人的晚饭了。又省钱了……”余会非美滋滋的道。 Howling Celestial Dog one hear, was hot immediately: Yu Huifei, you leave go too far! Compared with compelled me anxiously, my anything matter could do!” 哮天犬一听,顿时火了:“余会非,你别太过分啊!比把我逼急了,我什么事都做得出来!” Yu Huifei looks at Howling Celestial Dog, is crooked the head saying: „Did you determine?” 余会非看着哮天犬,歪着脑袋道:“你确定?” Howling Celestial Dog stiffens the neck saying: Determination!” 哮天犬一梗脖子道:“确定!” The next quarter, the kitchen gate opened, Yu Huifei went to say the Howling Celestial Dog stopper: Makes plate of red-roasted pork to go......” 下一刻,厨房门开了,余会非哮天犬塞了进去道:“去做一盘红烧肉去……” Howling Celestial Dog hoodwinked immediately: What do you mean?” 哮天犬顿时蒙蔽了:“啥意思?” Yu Huifei unemotional visits him saying: Compelled anxiously, weren't you do? Come, makes the plate red-roasted pork.” 余会非面无表情的看着他道:“逼急了,你不是什么都做得出来么?来,做盘红烧肉。” Howling Celestial Dog: „...... * 哮天犬:“……*” Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence also compel collectively ignorant, mother also has this show operation? 牛头马面黑白无常也是集体懵逼,妈的还有这种骚操作? Flamboyant! 牛逼! However what is more flamboyant, Howling Celestial Dog smiled suddenly: Piece of cake! You wait for the dog master to show one's skill to you, meets do not eat the own tongue.” 然而更牛逼的是,哮天犬忽然笑了:“小菜一碟!你们就等狗爷给你们露一手吧,一会别吃掉自己的舌头。” Said Howling Celestial Dog, turns around, closes. 说完哮天犬,转身,关门。 No meeting...... 没一会…… A dog head bang hit on the glass, dog nose flat flat! 一个狗头嘭的一声撞在了玻璃上,狗鼻子都扁扁了! Calling out of this fellow sore giving a tongue-lashing denture mouth: Damn, is this window paper transparent? How doesn't this top have the firewood?” 这家伙疼的呲牙列嘴的叫道:“操,这窗户纸怎么是透明的?还有这灶台咋没柴啊?” People collective speechless...... 众人集体无语…… Yu Huifei opens the door: That is the glass window, transparent, is not the window paper. We usually use the gas, that top is useless temporarily, naturally did not have the firewood.” 余会非开门:“那是玻璃窗户,透明的,不是窗户纸。我们平时用煤气的,那灶台暂时没用,当然没柴了。” How then Yu Huifei starts to teach Howling Celestial Dog to use the gas-cooker, what making Yu Huifei surprised is, this dog after the research understands how to use the gas-cooker, the person stands unexpectedly, took up the kitchen knife to pull a tool mark! Leans the face to look at Yu Huifei, the corners of the mouth selects, reveals a white tooth, the tooth seems to be common in the illumination, he hehe said with a smile: Preparation, tastes the feast!” 然后余会非开始教哮天犬如何用燃气灶,让余会非惊讶的是,这狗在研究明白如何用燃气灶后,竟然人立而起,拿起菜刀挽了个刀花!侧着脸看着余会非,嘴角一挑,露出一口洁白的牙齿,牙齿仿佛在发光一般,他嘿嘿笑道:“准备,品尝大餐吧!” Yu Huifei nods: Good, I go out to wait.” 余会非点头:“好啊,我出去等着。” Yu Huifei just went out, a dog head pasted on the window, shouting: Little Yu, water?” 余会非刚出去,一个狗头贴在了窗户上,嚷嚷着:“小鱼,水呢?” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Why does not know, Yu Huifei looks at that dog head, wants to come up to punch a fist. 不知道为什么,余会非看着那个狗头,就想上去揍一拳。 Always felt, this fellow under punches. 总觉得,这家伙欠揍。 But, Yu Huifei has to push the door to go, told Howling Celestial Dog the switch method of faucet. 无奈之下,余会非只好推门进去,将水龙头的开关方法告诉了哮天犬 This dog is also the rare and beautiful flowers, obviously is the dog's paw, but can actually be able to take up the wok...... 这狗也是奇葩,明明是狗爪子,但是却能拿得起炒菜锅…… Even is very flexible. 甚至还挺灵活。 Yu Huifei shook the head, turns around. 余会非摇摇头,转身出去了。 Has the vegetable/dish, has the water, has the fire, has the pot, no met in the kitchen to spread the intermittent fragrance. 有菜,有水,有火,有锅,没一会厨房里就传出了阵阵香味。 Yu Huifei has not been serious from the beginning, but after a while, his eyebrow curled upwards. 余会非一开始没当回事,但是过了一会后,他的眉毛翘了起来。 Not is only Yu Huifei, Ox-Head and the others looked curiously to the kitchen, the nose smelled. 不仅仅是余会非,就连牛头等人都好奇的看向了厨房,鼻子一嗅一嗅的。 White Impermanence said: God, what this...... is this dog making? Good fragrance.” 白无常道:“天啊,这……这狗在做什么啊?好香啊。” Yu Huifei also wonders, whispers: Heavens dragon meat/flesh, underground donkey meat, but the dog meat rolls three to roll Daoist Immortal unable to come to a stop. You said, he won't give oneself red-roast?” 余会非也纳闷,嘀咕道:“天上龙肉,地下驴肉,但是狗肉滚三滚神仙也站不稳。你们说,他不会是把自己给红烧了吧?”
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