The battle efficiency of Ox-Headthatfellow, meetsflyingto experience, thesewild boars, hecanpalm of the handcrank up the ball!牛头那家伙的战斗力,余会飞见识过,就那些野猪,他都能一巴掌一个拍成球!
The Horse-Facestrengthis slightly small, but the speedis fast, iftwo peopleare fit, Ox-Headis ridingHorse-Face, rides the scarletrabbitto be fiercer than Lu Buabsolutely!马面的力气略小,但是速度快啊,两人若是合体,牛头骑着马面,绝对比吕布骑赤兔猛!Naturally, thatscene, only then after drinking, is good, usuallyestimated that could not see.
当然,那场面只有喝酒后才行,平时估计是见不到了。On the gone backroad, in people's eyes, thatisincomparablysmooth.
回去的路上,在众人眼中,那是无比顺利的。Makeseveryone not comfortable is only, strangesound that in the woodsspreadsonce for a while.
唯一让大家不舒坦的就是,树林里时不时传出的古怪动静。For examplesuddenly a pitiful yelltransmits, orhas the pigto be expelled, either the bearangrily roarsagain and again, actuallymoreroars a fartherstrangesound......
例如突然嗷的一声惨叫传来,又或者有猪被赶走,或者熊瞎子怒吼连连,却越吼越远的诡异声音……Howevergenerally speaking, nodangerwas good.
但是总的来说,没有危险就好了。
Becoming an official, steps into the Xiulin Villageflash, manypeoplecried.
出了山,踏进秀林村的一刹那,不少人都哭了。
The travel of thismountain, in their eyes, absolutelyis this whole lifecraziestexperience, candescribewiththe mountain road twists around each new peakanda narrow escape.
这次的大山之旅,在他们眼中,绝对是这辈子最疯狂的经历,可以用峰回路转、九死一生来形容了。With the Liu Zhuangwords, enoughheblowsfor a lifetime.
用刘壮的话来说,足够他吹一辈子的了。Brother Pingtheydispersed, being survivor of disaster of one by one, impatient to get back, allwent hometo look for the wife and kidboiling hothead.平哥他们散了,一个个的劫后余生,归心似箭,全都回家找老婆孩子滚热炕头去了。Yu Huifeilooks atbehindtwogirlsandLiu Zhuang, said: „Walks, goes to the shopto sit., Withyoursaluting, shouldleavewhile convenient.”余会非看着身后的两个女孩和刘壮,道:“走吧,去店子里坐坐。顺带着,拿上你们的行礼,该离开了。”Hearsthissaying, Ke Lisaid: „Boss, Iwantto relet.”
听到这话,可离道:“老板,我想续租。”Liu XinandLiu Zhuangfollowto nod.柳歆和刘壮跟着点头。Yu Huifeihas a look atLiu Zhuang, has a look atLiu Xinagain.余会非看看刘壮,再看看柳歆。Truly speakingthesethreefellows, Yu Huifeiverylike, but the customis the custom. The mortalsare most can only stay for threedaysinhisshop, wantsto continue, one week lateris good.
说实在的这三个家伙,余会非还是挺喜欢的,但是规矩就是规矩。凡人最多只能在他的店子里住三天,想要续住,一周后才行。ThereforeYu Huifeisaid: „Myshophas the custom, a person, oneweek can only stay for threedaysin my. To liveagain, one week lateris good.”
于是余会非道:“我店子有规矩,一个人,一周只能在我那住三天。想要再住,一周以后才行。”„Yourthiswhatnonsensecustom? Youdo business, wherehasrichlydoes not gain?”Ke Licalled out.
“你这什么狗屁规矩啊?你做生意,哪有有钱不赚的啊?”可离叫道。Liu Zhuangsaid: „Yes, Boss. The customis dead, the personislives, orchanges?”刘壮道:“就是啊,老板。规矩是死的,人是活的,要不改改吧?”Yu Huifeiraises headto look at the day, healsowantsto change!余会非仰头望天,他也想改改啊!Does, Heavensdoes not change, whatmeans does hehave?
奈何,老天爷不改,他有什么办法呢?ThereforeYu Huifeionecruel-hearted, shakes the head saying: „It is not good, thisismygrandfather'sverticalcustom, hewalksIcannotcatch updeliverhim a regulation, hislast wishIhave no alternative butto observe. Several, takes the baggage. Ifreallywantsto liveagain, pleaseoneweekcomeagain.”
于是余会非一狠心,摇头道:“不行,这是我爷爷立的规矩,他老人家走的时候我没能赶上送他一程,他的遗愿我不能不遵守。几位,还是去拿行李吧。要是真想再住,请一周再来。”Liu Xinpainstakinglysay/way: „A week later, wereturned to the school. The false of thisinvitationwas longenough......”柳歆苦兮兮的道:“一周后,我们都回学校了。这次请的假够长了……”Ke Lisaid: The heart that „ yes...... a sayingschool, Iwant dead had.可离道:“是啊……一说学校,我想死的心都有了。
The work that Igraduatehas not preparedto come out, beforepictureshortcomingmeaningalways...... ”
我毕业的作品还没准备出来呢,之前画的总是缺点意思……”Liu Xinlowers the headhas not spoken, tip of the toein the grounddrawing a circlecircle.柳歆低着头没说话,脚尖在地上画着圈圈。Liu Zhuangis a faceis also bitter and astringent: „If we had known the non-wave, drewcouple days agosafely.”刘壮也是一脸苦涩:“早知道前几天不浪了,安心画画了。”Yu Huifeilooks attwohumanity: „Whydidn't come outyesterday eveningexperiencepicture?”余会非看着两人道:“为什么不把昨天晚上的经历画出来呢?”Hearsthissaying, two peoplestare, later the eyeshinesinstantaneously!
听到这话,两人一愣,随后眼睛瞬间放光!NextquarterLiu ZhuanggraspsYu Huifei saying: „ThanksBoss Yu! Haha......”
下一刻刘壮一把抱住余会非道:“谢啦余老板!哈哈……”Ke Liopensboth hands, finallysawLiu Zhuangto forestall, after staredLiu Zhuangruthlessly, both handstook advantage of opportunityto launch, maketo expand the chestmovement, was slanting the eye saying: „Inmountain the airis really good......”可离张开双手,结果看到刘壮抢先了,狠狠的瞪了一眼刘壮后,双手顺势展开,做了个扩胸运动,斜着眼睛道:“山里空气真好啊……”BecauseYu Huifeikept offbyLiu Zhuang, has not seen the Ke Liawkwardmovement, butsaid with a smileto the people: „Or, eats a lunch?”余会非因为被刘壮挡上了,也没看到可离的尴尬动作,而是对众人笑道:“要不,去吃个午餐?”Severalpeopleraise handimmediately, approval!
几人立刻举手,赞成!
The grouparrivedYu Huifeihome, after being satiated with food and wine, Ke Lihas the yawn saying: „Aiya...... quitetired, is quite sleepy, does not wantto move.”
一行人来到了余会非家,吃饱喝足后,可离打着哈欠道:“哎呀……好累呀,好困啊,不想动了。”Then, Ke Liswayinglyhad/left the restaurant, then before onestepentered, room that lives, stuffyonbed, yelling: „Ido not walk! Todayno onewantto askmeto get out of bed, Imustdieonthisbedlazily!”
说完,可离晃晃悠悠的出了餐厅,然后一步跨进了之前住的房间,一头闷在了床上,大叫着:“我不走啦!今天谁都别想叫我起床,我要懒死在这床上!”Seesthis, Yu Huifeiisonespeechless, hehas seenrunningsingle, returns a houseearly, has not seenhas declined to leave!
看到这一幕,余会非是一阵无语啊,他见过跑单的、早退房的,没见过赖着不走的!Another sideLiu Zhuangalsofollowsto study, lying down of being sprawledcalled outon the bed: „It is not good, was too sleepy, Ifell asleep.”
另一边刘壮也跟着学,四仰八叉的躺在床上叫道:“不行了,太困了,我睡着了。”Yu HuifeilookstoLiu Xin, Liu Xinhas a look at Room own, is probingasking: „Or, did Ialsofall asleep?”余会非看向柳歆,柳歆看看自己的,试探着问道:“要不,我也睡着了?”Yu Huifei: „2......”余会非:“二……”Althoughis very helpless, butYu Huifeialsoknows,threepeopleshouldbereallytired.
虽然很无奈,不过余会非也知道,三人应该是真累了。Has a look at the Liu Xinroom, Yu Huifeiisspeechless, thisgirlhas not tidied up the roomunexpectedly, as if not wantto walkevidentlyfrom the start!
看看柳歆的房间,余会非更是一阵无语,这丫头竟然没收拾屋子,看样子似乎压根没想走!Yu Huifeihas a look atLiu Xin, the Liu Xinsmallfaceis somewhat ruddy, thenruns saying: „I...... thistidies up.”余会非看看柳歆,柳歆小脸有些红润,然后跑进去道:“我……这就收拾。”Yu Huifeifollowed, the resultwas on the risesaw that on the easelhangs a picture, Yu Huifeicarefullyis just about to looking, Liu Xinjumpsto openboth handsto sayimmediately: „Does not permitto look!”余会非跟着走了进来,结果一抬头就看到画架上挂着一张画,余会非刚要仔细看,柳歆立刻蹦了过来张开双手道:“不准看!”Herfacewas redder.
她的脸更红了。
A bewilderment of Yu Huifeiface: „Noton a picture? Suchsecurity?”余会非一脸的莫名其妙:“不就一幅画么?这么保密?”„Goes out, Imustpack the thing, is very private.”Then, Liu Xinpushes outYu Huifei.
“出去,我要收拾东西了,很私密的。”说完,柳歆把余会非推了出去。Yu Huifeihelpless......余会非一阵无奈……At this timeHowling Celestial Dogcame: „WhichIlive......”
这时候哮天犬又过来了:“我住哪啊……”Yu Huifeisaid: „Youroneselfselects a room.”余会非道:“你自己挑一个房间吧。”
The backyardhasfiverooms, now a Black and White Impermanenceroom, a Ox-HeadHorse-Faceroom, a Yu Huifeiroom, a Cui Jueroom, justalsohas a room.
后院有五个房间,现在黑白无常一个房间,牛头马面一个房间,余会非一个房间,崔珏一个房间,刚好还剩下一个房间。Howling Celestial Doghas not resulted inselected, buttohimalsounderstands that nowherequotation, having the roomlivedwas good, againbadlyalsocompared withthatkennel!哮天犬也没得挑了,不过到了现在他也了解这边的行情了,有房间住就不错了,再差也比那狗窝强!Yu Huifeisitson the large round-backed wooden armchair in courtyard, sunning, heis not trapped/sleepy.余会非坐在院子里的太师椅上,晒着太阳,他是一点都不困。Thinks that yesterday eveningpillowandheld the pillow, the eyes of thisfellowcould not bearhung up the happy expression.
想到昨天晚上的枕头和抱枕,这家伙的眼睛忍不住就挂起了笑意。Black Impermanencewhispered: „Was Little Yuthis? Is the smilesohow inexpensive?”黑无常嘀咕道:“小鱼这是怎么了?笑容咋那么贱呢?”„How can also, the showwrap, sentspring.”White Impermanenceheheis smiling.
“还能咋,骚包了、发春了呗。”白无常嘿嘿笑着。Yu Huifeitook offshoesto throw: „Gets the hell out!”余会非脱下一只鞋就扔了过去:“滚蛋!”Shortly, Liu Xinpacked the thing, statureslendersheis pushingtwoverybigboxes. The Yu Huifeiserioussuspicion, Liu Xinrolls up, canload into the box.
没多久,柳歆收拾好了东西,身材纤细的她推着两个很大的箱子。余会非严重怀疑,柳歆蜷缩起来,都能装进箱子里。„I...... tidied up.”Say/Way that Liu Xinsomedo not prefer.
“我……收拾好了。”柳歆有些不情愿的道。Yu Huifeinods, thenhit a soundto point out: „Black and White Impermanence, saw a visitor out!”余会非点点头,然后打了个响指道:“黑白无常,送客了!”Black and White ImpermanencestandsinKe Li and Liu Zhuangentrance, shouts: „Twowere similar, this/shouldstarting off.”黑白无常站在可离和刘壮的门口,喊道:“两位差不多了,该上路了。”Thissayingdid not have the problem, butsaidfromtheirtwomouths, how did Yu Huifeifeelthatirritable?
这话本来没毛病,但是从他们两嘴里说出来,余会非咋觉得那么别扭呢?Cui Jueawkwardsay/way: „This...... shouldbetheirprofessionalterminology, be used.”崔珏尴尬的道:“这……应该是他们的职业用语,习惯了吧。”Yu Huifeiviolentperspiration, thisfuck, but alsoreallyurges the words that the persondies.余会非一阵暴汗啊,这尼玛,还真是催人去死的话啊。HoweverLiu Xinfeltstatus that actuallythissayingveryappropriateYu Huifeiyounger male cousinacts, but alsopraisedtwo.
不过柳歆倒是觉得这话十分贴切余会非表弟所扮演的身份,还夸赞了两句。Yu Huifeihehesmiles, the heartsaid: „You, ifknows that theytwotruestatus, did not say.”余会非呵呵一笑,心道:“你要是知道他们两的真实身份,就不这么说了。”„Snoring...... snoring......”
“呼噜……呼噜……”Did not hitKe LiandLiu Zhuang of bottle gourdtwo people, the instantaneoussnoring soundwrinkles, thiswasclarified, told the peoplemeto fall asleep, could not hear.
原本不打葫芦的可离和刘壮两人,瞬间鼾声皱起,这是摆明了,告诉众人我睡着了,听不到。
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