TRRLB :: Volume #1

#76: Custom $ 1


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The battle efficiency of Ox-Head that fellow, meets flying to experience, these wild boars, he can palm of the hand crank up the ball! 牛头那家伙的战斗力,余会飞见识过,就那些野猪,他都能一巴掌一个拍成球! The Horse-Face strength is slightly small, but the speed is fast, if two people are fit, Ox-Head is riding Horse-Face, rides the scarlet rabbit to be fiercer than Lu Bu absolutely! 马面的力气略小,但是速度快啊,两人若是合体,牛头骑着马面,绝对比吕布骑赤兔猛! Naturally, that scene, only then after drinking, is good, usually estimated that could not see. 当然,那场面只有喝酒后才行,平时估计是见不到了。 On the gone back road, in people's eyes, that is incomparably smooth. 回去的路上,在众人眼中,那是无比顺利的。 Makes everyone not comfortable is only, strange sound that in the woods spreads once for a while. 唯一让大家不舒坦的就是,树林里时不时传出的古怪动静。 For example suddenly a pitiful yell transmits, or has the pig to be expelled, either the bear angrily roars again and again, actually more roars a farther strange sound...... 例如突然嗷的一声惨叫传来,又或者有猪被赶走,或者熊瞎子怒吼连连,却越吼越远的诡异声音…… However generally speaking, no danger was good. 但是总的来说,没有危险就好了。 Becoming an official, steps into the Xiulin Village flash, many people cried. 出了山,踏进秀林村的一刹那,不少人都哭了。 The travel of this mountain, in their eyes, absolutely is this whole life craziest experience, can describe with the mountain road twists around each new peak and a narrow escape. 这次的大山之旅,在他们眼中,绝对是这辈子最疯狂的经历,可以用峰回路转、九死一生来形容了。 With the Liu Zhuang words, enough he blows for a lifetime. 刘壮的话来说,足够他吹一辈子的了。 Brother Ping they dispersed, being survivor of disaster of one by one, impatient to get back, all went home to look for the wife and kid boiling hot head. 平哥他们散了,一个个的劫后余生,归心似箭,全都回家找老婆孩子滚热炕头去了。 Yu Huifei looks at behind two girls and Liu Zhuang, said: Walks, goes to the shop to sit., With your saluting, should leave while convenient.” 余会非看着身后的两个女孩和刘壮,道:“走吧,去店子里坐坐。顺带着,拿上你们的行礼,该离开了。” Hears this saying, Ke Li said: Boss, I want to relet.” 听到这话,可离道:“老板,我想续租。” Liu Xin and Liu Zhuang follow to nod. 柳歆刘壮跟着点头。 Yu Huifei has a look at Liu Zhuang, has a look at Liu Xin again. 余会非看看刘壮,再看看柳歆 Truly speaking these three fellows, Yu Huifei very like, but the custom is the custom. The mortals are most can only stay for three days in his shop, wants to continue, one week later is good. 说实在的这三个家伙,余会非还是挺喜欢的,但是规矩就是规矩。凡人最多只能在他的店子里住三天,想要续住,一周后才行。 Therefore Yu Huifei said: My shop has the custom, a person, one week can only stay for three days in my. To live again, one week later is good.” 于是余会非道:“我店子有规矩,一个人,一周只能在我那住三天。想要再住,一周以后才行。” Your this what nonsense custom? You do business, where has richly does not gain?” Ke Li called out. “你这什么狗屁规矩啊?你做生意,哪有有钱不赚的啊?”可离叫道。 Liu Zhuang said: Yes, Boss. The custom is dead, the person is lives, or changes?” 刘壮道:“就是啊,老板。规矩是死的,人是活的,要不改改吧?” Yu Huifei raises head to look at the day, he also wants to change! 余会非仰头望天,他也想改改啊! Does, Heavens does not change, what means does he have? 奈何,老天爷不改,他有什么办法呢? Therefore Yu Huifei one cruel-hearted, shakes the head saying: „It is not good, this is my grandfather's vertical custom, he walks I cannot catch up deliver him a regulation, his last wish I have no alternative but to observe. Several, takes the baggage. If really wants to live again, please one week come again.” 于是余会非一狠心,摇头道:“不行,这是我爷爷立的规矩,他老人家走的时候我没能赶上送他一程,他的遗愿我不能不遵守。几位,还是去拿行李吧。要是真想再住,请一周再来。” Liu Xin painstakingly say/way: „A week later, we returned to the school. The false of this invitation was long enough......” 柳歆苦兮兮的道:“一周后,我们都回学校了。这次请的假够长了……” Ke Li said: The heart that „ yes...... a saying school, I want dead had. 可离道:“是啊……一说学校,我想死的心都有了。 The work that I graduate has not prepared to come out, before picture shortcoming meaning always...... ” 我毕业的作品还没准备出来呢,之前画的总是缺点意思……” Liu Xin lowers the head has not spoken, tip of the toe in the ground drawing a circle circle. 柳歆低着头没说话,脚尖在地上画着圈圈。 Liu Zhuang is a face is also bitter and astringent: If we had known the non- wave, drew couple days ago safely.” 刘壮也是一脸苦涩:“早知道前几天不浪了,安心画画了。” Yu Huifei looks at two humanity: Why didn't come out yesterday evening experience picture?” 余会非看着两人道:“为什么不把昨天晚上的经历画出来呢?” Hears this saying, two people stare, later the eye shines instantaneously! 听到这话,两人一愣,随后眼睛瞬间放光! Next quarter Liu Zhuang grasps Yu Huifei saying: Thanks Boss Yu! Haha......” 下一刻刘壮一把抱住余会非道:“谢啦余老板!哈哈……” Ke Li opens both hands, finally saw Liu Zhuang to forestall, after stared Liu Zhuang ruthlessly, both hands took advantage of opportunity to launch, make to expand the chest movement, was slanting the eye saying: In mountain the air is really good......” 可离张开双手,结果看到刘壮抢先了,狠狠的瞪了一眼刘壮后,双手顺势展开,做了个扩胸运动,斜着眼睛道:“山里空气真好啊……” Because Yu Huifei kept off by Liu Zhuang, has not seen the Ke Li awkward movement, but said with a smile to the people: Or, eats a lunch?” 余会非因为被刘壮挡上了,也没看到可离的尴尬动作,而是对众人笑道:“要不,去吃个午餐?” Several people raise hand immediately, approval! 几人立刻举手,赞成! The group arrived Yu Huifei home, after being satiated with food and wine, Ke Li has the yawn saying: Aiya...... quite tired, is quite sleepy, does not want to move.” 一行人来到了余会非家,吃饱喝足后,可离打着哈欠道:“哎呀……好累呀,好困啊,不想动了。” Then, Ke Li swayingly had/left the restaurant, then before one step entered, room that lives, stuffy on bed, yelling: I do not walk! Today no one want to ask me to get out of bed, I must die on this bed lazily!” 说完,可离晃晃悠悠的出了餐厅,然后一步跨进了之前住的房间,一头闷在了床上,大叫着:“我不走啦!今天谁都别想叫我起床,我要懒死在这床上!” Sees this, Yu Huifei is one speechless, he has seen running single, returns a house early, has not seen has declined to leave! 看到这一幕,余会非是一阵无语啊,他见过跑单的、早退房的,没见过赖着不走的! Another side Liu Zhuang also follows to study, lying down of being sprawled called out on the bed: „It is not good, was too sleepy, I fell asleep.” 另一边刘壮也跟着学,四仰八叉的躺在床上叫道:“不行了,太困了,我睡着了。” Yu Huifei looks to Liu Xin, Liu Xin has a look at Room own, is probing asking: Or, did I also fall asleep?” 余会非看向柳歆,柳歆看看自己的,试探着问道:“要不,我也睡着了?” Yu Huifei: 2......” 余会非:“二……” Although is very helpless, but Yu Huifei also knows, three people should be really tired. 虽然很无奈,不过余会非也知道,三人应该是真累了。 Has a look at the Liu Xin room, Yu Huifei is speechless, this girl has not tidied up the room unexpectedly, as if not want to walk evidently from the start! 看看柳歆的房间,余会非更是一阵无语,这丫头竟然没收拾屋子,看样子似乎压根没想走! Yu Huifei has a look at Liu Xin, the Liu Xin small face is somewhat ruddy, then runs saying: I...... this tidies up.” 余会非看看柳歆,柳歆小脸有些红润,然后跑进去道:“我……这就收拾。” Yu Huifei followed, the result was on the rise saw that on the easel hangs a picture, Yu Huifei carefully is just about to looking, Liu Xin jumps to open both hands to say immediately: Does not permit to look!” 余会非跟着走了进来,结果一抬头就看到画架上挂着一张画,余会非刚要仔细看,柳歆立刻蹦了过来张开双手道:“不准看!” Her face was redder. 她的脸更红了。 A bewilderment of Yu Huifei face: Not on a picture? Such security?” 余会非一脸的莫名其妙:“不就一幅画么?这么保密?” Goes out, I must pack the thing, is very private.” Then, Liu Xin pushes out Yu Huifei. “出去,我要收拾东西了,很私密的。”说完,柳歆余会非推了出去。 Yu Huifei helpless...... 余会非一阵无奈…… At this time Howling Celestial Dog came: Which I live......” 这时候哮天犬又过来了:“我住哪啊……” Yu Huifei said: Your oneself selects a room.” 余会非道:“你自己挑一个房间吧。” The backyard has five rooms, now a Black and White Impermanence room, a Ox-Head Horse-Face room, a Yu Huifei room, a Cui Jue room, just also has a room. 后院有五个房间,现在黑白无常一个房间,牛头马面一个房间,余会非一个房间,崔珏一个房间,刚好还剩下一个房间。 Howling Celestial Dog has not resulted in selected, but to him also understands that now here quotation, having the room lived was good, again badly also compared with that kennel! 哮天犬也没得挑了,不过到了现在他也了解这边的行情了,有房间住就不错了,再差也比那狗窝强! Yu Huifei sits on the large round-backed wooden armchair in courtyard, sunning, he is not trapped/sleepy. 余会非坐在院子里的太师椅上,晒着太阳,他是一点都不困。 Thinks that yesterday evening pillow and held the pillow, the eyes of this fellow could not bear hung up the happy expression. 想到昨天晚上的枕头和抱枕,这家伙的眼睛忍不住就挂起了笑意。 Black Impermanence whispered: „Was Little Yu this? Is the smile so how inexpensive?” 黑无常嘀咕道:“小鱼这是怎么了?笑容咋那么贱呢?” How can also, the show wrap, sent spring.” White Impermanence hehe is smiling. “还能咋,骚包了、发春了呗。”白无常嘿嘿笑着。 Yu Huifei took off shoes to throw: Gets the hell out!” 余会非脱下一只鞋就扔了过去:“滚蛋!” Shortly, Liu Xin packed the thing, stature slender she is pushing two very big boxes. The Yu Huifei serious suspicion, Liu Xin rolls up, can load into the box. 没多久,柳歆收拾好了东西,身材纤细的她推着两个很大的箱子。余会非严重怀疑,柳歆蜷缩起来,都能装进箱子里。 I...... tidied up.” Say/Way that Liu Xin some do not prefer. “我……收拾好了。”柳歆有些不情愿的道。 Yu Huifei nods, then hit a sound to point out: Black and White Impermanence, saw a visitor out!” 余会非点点头,然后打了个响指道:“黑白无常,送客了!” Black and White Impermanence stands in Ke Li and Liu Zhuang entrance, shouts: Two were similar, this/should starting off.” 黑白无常站在可离刘壮的门口,喊道:“两位差不多了,该上路了。” This saying did not have the problem, but said from their two mouths, how did Yu Huifei feel that irritable? 这话本来没毛病,但是从他们两嘴里说出来,余会非咋觉得那么别扭呢? Cui Jue awkward say/way: This...... should be their professional terminology, be used.” 崔珏尴尬的道:“这……应该是他们的职业用语,习惯了吧。” Yu Huifei violent perspiration, this fuck, but also really urges the words that the person dies. 余会非一阵暴汗啊,这尼玛,还真是催人去死的话啊。 However Liu Xin felt status that actually this saying very appropriate Yu Huifei younger male cousin acts, but also praised two. 不过柳歆倒是觉得这话十分贴切余会非表弟所扮演的身份,还夸赞了两句。 Yu Huifei hehe smiles, the heart said: You, if knows that they two true status, did not say.” 余会非呵呵一笑,心道:“你要是知道他们两的真实身份,就不这么说了。” Snoring...... snoring......” “呼噜……呼噜……” Did not hit Ke Li and Liu Zhuang of bottle gourd two people, the instantaneous snoring sound wrinkles, this was clarified, told the people me to fall asleep, could not hear. 原本不打葫芦的可离刘壮两人,瞬间鼾声皱起,这是摆明了,告诉众人我睡着了,听不到。
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