The people also wonder, this just burnt many meeting, did the water boil? 众人也纳闷呢,这才刚烧多一会啊,水就开了？ However after being careful looked, the face of people was black, this dead dog urinates in the pot unexpectedly! 但是仔细一看后,众人的脸都黑了,这死狗竟然在锅里撒尿呢！ A hot water fever, the urine evaporates, this called one bashfully nervous. 热水一烧,尿液蒸发,这叫一个臊的慌啊。 The people hold one's nose to jump, jump more than ten meters away! 众人捏着鼻子一跳,跳出去十几米远！ Howling Celestial Dog favorite say/way: „To eat the dog master on you I? That first eats the dog master my urine!” 哮天犬得意的道:“就你们想吃狗爷我？那就先吃狗爷我的尿吧！” „Changes the water! I do not believe him to urinate so many!” Ox-Head is speaking, took the lead to act, lifts up the big iron saucepan the water but actually. “换水！我不信他尿那么多！”牛头说着话,率先出手,扛起大铁锅就把水倒了出去。 Adds water, threw Howling Celestial Dog again , to continue to heat up, lights a fire. 重新加水,再次把哮天犬扔了进去,继续加热,烧火。 Finally the fire opens quickly, this dead dog makes an effort...... 结果火快开的时候,这死狗一用力…… „Damn! He in pot lira!” White Impermanence has been staring at Howling Celestial Dog, saw that this shouted 'motherfucker' secretly directly. “操！他在锅里拉了！”白无常一直盯着哮天犬,看到这一幕后直接骂娘了。 Not only this chapter they shouted 'motherfucker', Yu Huifei also shouted 'motherfucker', directly flushed from the backyard, lifts the hand to give a that dog head palm of the hand, scolded: „Dead dog, you turn over to noisily noisily, other motherfucking damages my pot! Very expensive/noble!” 这回不仅他们骂娘了,余会非也骂娘了,从后院直接冲了出来,抬手就给那狗头一巴掌,骂道:“死狗,你们闹归闹,别tm祸害我的锅啊！很贵的！” Howling Celestial Dog two turn said: „I was boiled thoroughly quickly, do I also manage him to be expensive?” 哮天犬两眼一翻道:“我都快被煮熟了,我还管他贵不贵啊？” Yu Huifei waves saying: „Draws, goes to the backyard to hit, do not damage my pot.” 余会非挥挥手道:“拉出来,去后院打,别祸害我的锅了。” Perhaps Howling Celestial Dog does not understand, but Ox-Head they may be clear, the Ninth Floor thing are not many, the Yu Huifei money are less. 哮天犬或许不懂,但是牛头他们可清楚,九楼的东西不多,余会非的钱更少。 Went bad a pot, that means that their possibly several days ate the non- high quality meat, immediately are air/Qi, draw Howling Celestial Dog to tow in the future, no is a pitiful yell sound penetrating backyard of dead dog. 坏了一口锅,那就意味着他们可能几天吃不上肉了,顿时更是来气,拉着哮天犬就往后拖,没一会又是一阵死狗的惨叫声响彻后院。 In Yu Huifei looks begins the big iron saucepan, the face black with bottom of the pot. 余会非看着手里的大铁锅,脸黑的跟锅底似的。 When comes out the water but actually, looks under the bottom of the pot that several slivers of dog cake wooden pegs, Yu Huifei has a going wild impulsion. 当把水倒出来,看着锅底下那几个长条的狗粑粑橛子,余会非有种抓狂的冲动。 Although he is very thrifty, but this was urinated by a dog, pot that also defecates, he will be will not use again. 虽然他很想节俭,但是这口被一条狗又撒尿,又拉屎的锅,他是死活都不会再用了。 „Damn! The dog has not cooked, but also compensated a pot.” “操蛋的！狗没炖成,还赔了一口锅。” The Yu Huifei incomparable depression, was unjustly discredited to throw finally greatly that one side. 余会非无比的郁闷,最终将那口大黑锅扔到了一边。 The backyard, one group of fellows also hit tired...... 后院,一群家伙也打累了…… Although beats a dog, but under everyone does not have the extreme methods eventually. 虽然是打狗,但是大家终究没下死手。 Howling Celestial Dog had not been killed, but, even if his skin coarse meat is thick , after one devastates, is walked raises the hip hip axle, lamely. Was good because of this goods is a black dog, the eye hit eyelet was blue, could not look. 哮天犬没被打死,不过,哪怕他皮糙肉厚,被一顿蹂躏后也是走路直提胯胯轴子,一瘸一拐的。好在这货是条黑狗,眼睛被打的乌眼青了,也看不出来。 This dead dog comes out from the backyard, after seeing Yu Huifei, hmph hmph saying: „Little Yu, you were not too a thing. Brother Gou I have saved you, do you repay me?” 这死狗从后院出来,看到余会非后,哼哼道:“小鱼,你太不是个东西了。狗哥我好歹救过你,你就这么报答我啊？” Yu Huifei slanting his eyes said: „Looked, in you have rescued in my share, you now are pot dog meat! The paternal grandmother leg, a I good pot, can only sell the scrap iron now! Also must build a lot of money......” 余会非斜了他一眼道:“要不是看在你救过我的份上,你现在就是一锅狗肉！奶奶腿的,我多好的一口锅啊,现在只能卖废铁了！还得搭进去不少钱……” Howling Celestial Dog horizontal Yu Huifei said: „Manages my bird matter, my is the self-help.” 哮天犬横了余会非一眼道:“管我鸟事,我那是自救。” Then, this goods righteous outstretch dog's paw. 说完,这货理直气壮的伸出狗爪子来。 Yu Huifei said: „Does?” 余会非道:“干啥？” „To the money, I goes out to eat good making up. This was punched, the hip hip axle is not easy-to-use.” Howling Celestial Dog said. “给点钱,我出去吃顿好的补补。这被揍的,胯胯轴子都不好使了。”哮天犬道。 „Go away!” Yu Huifei tramples, damn it, this fellow also having a face manages him to ask for money unexpectedly, his face? Doesn't exist? “滚！”余会非一脚踹过去,奶奶的,这家伙竟然还有脸管他要钱,他脸呢？不存在么？ Who knows this dead dog point not to care, raises head saying: „Does not give to knock it off, sleeps!” 谁知这死狗一点都不在意,一仰头道:“不给拉倒,睡觉去！” Dinner time, the people do not dare to make that dead dog go to the kitchen. 晚饭的时候,众人再也不敢让那死狗去厨房了。 Although knew this dead dog the cook indeed, but told the water to urinate this settlement unable to pass. 虽然知道这死狗的厨艺的确了得,但是吐口水撒尿这个结算是过不去了。 Even if he does not urinate and tells the water, they do not dare to take risk. 哪怕他不撒尿、吐口水,他们也不敢冒险。 After all, does not eat is a matter, wasting food that is the serious offense! 毕竟,不吃是一回事,浪费食材那就是大过！ Finally, Yu Huifei can go to the kitchen. 最终,还是余会非下得厨房。 Although the cook was worse than Howling Celestial Dog, but generally speaking, eaten relief and steadfastness. 虽然厨艺比哮天犬差了许多,但是总的来说,吃的安心、踏实。 The people eat is also cheerful...... 众人吃的也算是欢快…… As for the table near, lies on the ground looks at their big black dogs pitifully, everyone direct selection disregarded. 至于桌子边上,趴在地上可怜巴巴的看着他们的那条大黑狗,大家直接选择无视了。 Saw that these people do not make oneself eat meal, various Howling Celestial Dog types sell to sprout/moe to install pitifully, lies down in the ground pitiful say/way: „ Brothers, are pitiful I. 看到这些人不让自己吃饭,哮天犬各种卖萌装可怜,躺在地上可怜巴巴的道:“兄弟们,可怜可怜我吧。 I am the old dog that will soon starve to death...... I quickly am not good. ” 我就是一条即将饿死的老狗……我快不行了。” „Do not be noisy, your fat fat, hungry ten days of half a month, cannot reduce.” Black Impermanence hmph hmph to say. “别闹,你那一身肥膘,饿个十天半个月的,都减不下去的。”黑无常哼哼道。 Horse-Face said with a smile badly: „Relax, you hung although. After hanging, we also felt relieved that cooked you. You were also the benefitting society!” 马面坏笑道:“放心,你尽管挂了。挂了之后,我们也放心炖了你。你也算是造福社会了！” Howling Celestial Dog one hear, two turn, said: „Fuck, my solemn True Monarch of Purity and Decency brothers, I sold to sprout/moe to install to you miserably, how do you also want? Cannot stutter?” 哮天犬一听,两眼一翻,道:“我曹,我堂堂清源妙道真君的兄弟,我都给你们卖萌装惨了,你们还想咋的？就不能给口吃的么？” ! 给！ Yu Huifei throws a bone. 余会非扔过去一根骨头。 Howling Celestial Dog takes to look, gets angry: „Damn, a meat does not have, your born in the year of the dog?” 哮天犬拿起来一看,怒道:“操,一点肉都没有,你属狗的么？” Yu Huifei is crooked the head to look at him saying: „Today starting from, when you make the money of that pot, when I eat meal to you.” 余会非歪着脑袋看他道:“今天开始,你啥时候把那口锅的钱赚出来,我啥时候给你吃饭。” „I...... you......” Howling Celestial Dog air/Qi cī the tooth. “我……你……”哮天犬气的直呲牙。 Yu Huifei self-satisfied smiles...... 余会非得意的一笑…… Who knows Howling Celestial Dog to grin: „Doesn't make me eat? Do not regret!” 谁知哮天犬咧咧嘴道:“不让我吃是吧？你们可别后悔！” Ox-Head laughs saying: „Regret? Relax, your Brother Ox I do not know that what is the regret!” 牛头哈哈大笑道:“后悔？放心,你牛哥我就不知道啥叫后悔！” Howling Celestial Dog said: „I was awfully hungry, at the worst resumes old profession. Didn't your backyard bury many small between-meal snack? You are waiting, I dig to you, finished eating the midnight to kiss you! Kissing, tongue kiss!” 哮天犬道:“我饿坏了,大不了重操旧业。你们后院不是埋了不少小零食么？你们等着,我都给你们挖出来,吃完了半夜就去亲你们！一个一个的亲,舌吻！” Pū! 噗！ People hears word, spat directly! 众人闻言,直接就吐了！ Ox-Head pounds on the table, the anger exclaims: „Damn, this food had no way to eat! Does him!” 牛头一拍桌子,怒吼道:“操,这饭没法吃了！干他！” „Punches him!” Horse-Face follows to shout. “揍他！”马面跟着喊。 Then one group of people took up the fellow to kill. 然后一群人抄起家伙就杀了过去。 Howling Celestial Dog turns around to run away! 哮天犬转身撒腿就跑！ Does, during the daytime the hit leg and foot is not quite easy-to-use, three legs run, the serious imbalance, was quick later is seized. 奈何,白天被打的腿脚就不太好使,三条腿跑起来,严重失衡,随后很快就被逮住了。 Then the people towed the back side of the mountain deep place it, then the back side of the mountain deep place heard a sad and shrill pitiful yell sound. 然后众人将其拖到了后山深处,接着后山深处传来一阵凄厉的惨叫声。 On this day, Xiulin Village many people could not fall asleep. 这一天,秀林村很多人睡不着了。 Because at nightfall Xiulin Village very peaceful, even if the pitiful yell sound in mountain, they can also hear some. That sad and shrill sound, listened everyone absolutely terrified...... 因为入夜的秀林村十分的安静,哪怕是大山里的惨叫声,他们也能听到些许。那凄厉的声音,听的大家毛骨悚然…… Next day, many people gave the predecessor to visit a grave, mouth is talking over: „You are resting well, in the evening do not be noisy......” 第二天,不少人都去给前人上坟去了,口里念叨着:“您老好好歇着,晚上别闹啊……” Knows this news time, Yu Huifei, Ox-Head and the others direct speechless, then did not smile sincerely. 知道这个消息的时候,余会非、牛头等人直接一阵无语,然后不厚道的笑了。 Although the Howling Celestial Dog bastard, the grandson, under punches very much very much very much. 虽然哮天犬很混蛋,很孙子,很欠揍。 However has saying that since Howling Celestial Dog came, everyone's life was more interesting. 但是不得不说,自从哮天犬来了之后,大家的生活有意思多了。 Has the matter? 有事？ Beat a dog! 打狗！ All right? 没事？ Beat a dog! 打狗！ Has the matter to be all right? 有事没事？ Beat a dog! 打狗！ Early, noon and evening's, even midnight snack time can also hit. 早一顿、中午一顿、晚上一顿,甚至夜宵的时候还能打一顿。 However Yu Huifei also started to admire Howling Celestial Dog, this goods do not know that what's the matter, always has means successful stimulation everyone to punch his desire. 不过余会非也开始佩服哮天犬了,这货也不知道怎么回事,总是有办法成功的激发所有人揍他的欲望。 „What do you take a look at? I come your then several days, became thin from lack of food!” Howling Celestial Dog lifts one to swell the fat face, is complaining to Yu Huifei. “你瞅啥？我来你这才几天啊,都饿瘦了！”哮天犬抬起一张肿胖的脸,对余会非抱怨着。