Yu Huifei hears this saying, the eye was red, patted the shoulder of Black Impermanence and White Impermanence said: „Thanks Brother Black, Brother White.” 余会非听到这话,眼睛都红了,拍了拍黑无常和白无常的肩膀道:“谢了,黑哥,白哥。” Black and White Impermanence stares, later grins to say with a smile: „What to be polite? They two for you, the meat have not eaten. However we hid some to them......” 黑白无常一愣,随后咧嘴笑道:“客气啥？他们两为了你,肉都没吃。不过我们给他们藏了一些……” Ox-Head said: „These two goods ate the fish with the big basin, in the clothes hid a bag, while the person did not pay attention to time toward in conceals. Has not thought that the fight ended that quick...... the fish also remains half pot. Tomorrow, we continue to eat, hehe......” 牛头道:“这两货用大盆吃鱼肉,衣服里藏了个袋子,趁人不注意的时候就往里藏点。只是没想到,战斗结束的那么快……鱼还剩半锅呢。明天,咱们继续吃,嘿嘿……” Yu Huifei wants to say anything, but finally and everyone looked at each other one, had a tacit understanding, grins to smile. 余会非想说什么,不过最终和大家对视了一眼,心照不宣,咧嘴笑了。 Hydromel one person of one cup, remaining White Impermanence they delivered to Liu Zhuang, Liu Xin and Ke Li. 蜂蜜水一人一杯,剩下的白无常给刘壮、柳歆、可离他们送了些。 Sees the wild honey-comb, Ke Li seems very excited, sees the package of Black and White Impermanence that head, is one loves dearly, will say must lead two people to go to the hospital tomorrow...... 看到野生蜂巢,可离显得十分兴奋,看到黑白无常那一脑袋的包,也是一阵心疼,直呼明天要带两人去医院…… Awoke, could not fall asleep. 醒了,就睡不着了。 Therefore Yu Huifei brings Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence, as well as Cui Jue several people, sit in the backyard two buildings go against, turns away from that side the eaves of front courtyard to sit abreast in row, raises head to look at the Heavens star, is chatting, is killing the time. 于是余会非带着牛头、马面、黑白无常,以及崔珏几个人,坐在后院二楼房顶上,背对着前院的屋檐那边并排坐着,仰头看着天上的星星,聊着天,打发着时间。 „Old Black, money also?” Yu Huifei asked Black Impermanence. “老黑,钱还回去了么？”余会非问黑无常。 Black Impermanence huh, did not have the sound. 黑无常哼哧一声,就没动静了。 The Yu Huifei squint looks at him: „Won't you have also?” 余会非斜眼看他:“你不会没还吧？” Black Impermanence un, then looked to White Impermanence. 黑无常嗯了一声,然后看向了白无常。 White Impermanence said: „Money succeeded in obtaining, but also goes back difficultly...... or, you also?” 白无常道:“钱到手了,还回去好难啊……要不,你还？” White Impermanence pulls out stops up to give Yu Huifei money. 白无常将钱掏出来塞给余会非。 Altogether 21,000! 一共两万一！ A thick pile, places in the hand of Yu Huifei, the heart of Yu Huifei is also shivering...... 厚厚的一沓子,放在余会非的手里,余会非的心也在颤抖啊…… Also? 还？ Do not give up! 舍不得！ Not also? 不还？ This money he cannot stay behind, because the opposite party are most can only stay for three days, he of multi- receiving really have no reason to stay behind. 这钱他也留不下啊,因为对方最多只能住三天,多收的他真没理由留下。 Yu Huifei looks to Cui Jue, Cui Jue shrugs the shoulders saying: „I go.” 余会非看向崔珏,崔珏耸耸肩膀道:“还是我去吧。” Yu Huifei nods, money Di in the past. 余会非点头,将钱递了过去。 After Cui Jue received, several people raised head to look at Heavens again. 崔珏收好了之后,几个人再次仰头看着天上。 At this time, dark cloud dispersed, revealing one round was big and moon of circle. 这时候,一朵乌云散开了,露出了一轮又大又圆的月亮。 Yu Huifei the mouth said: „You said that on moon really has Chang'e?” 余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴道:“你们说,月亮上真有嫦娥么？” Such remarks, people whole body on the scene one stiff, then lowers the head does not speak. 此话一出,在场的众人浑身一僵,然后就低头不吭声了。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei wonders: „How don't you speak?” 余会非纳闷的道:“你们咋不说话了？” Ox-Head painstakingly say/way: „This, on moon that matter, do not keep thinking.” 牛头苦兮兮的道:“这个,月亮上那点事,你就别惦记了。” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „I ask, has not kept thinking.” 余会非白了他一眼道:“我就是问问,又没惦记。” Horse-Face said: „You do not keep thinking well, listens to elder brother a few words, the thing on that moon, little responds. Especially that is only fat the rabbit!” 马面道:“你不惦记就好,听哥一句话,那月亮上的玩意,少搭理。尤其是那只肥兔子！” White Impermanence hurries saying: „Can not to mention that rabbit, your saying he, my tongue headache.” 白无常赶紧道:“能别提那兔子么,你一说他,我舌头疼。” Black Impermanence said: „Yes, raises him to do?” 黑无常道:“就是,提他干啥？” Yu Huifei speechless...... this fuck, what situation? 余会非一阵无语……这尼玛的,啥情况啊？ Cui Jue sees the appearance that a Yu Huifei face compels ignorant, explained: „Your here is secular world, on this moon surely does not have Chang'e. However there, has Chang'e...... and in legend almost, on moon has Chang'e, Wu Gang as well as a fat rabbit. They opened a bathhouse above......” 崔珏见余会非一脸懵逼的样子,解释道:“你们这里是凡间,这月亮上肯定没有嫦娥。但是我们那里,是有嫦娥的……和传说中差不多,月亮上有嫦娥、吴刚以及一只肥兔子。他们在上面开了一个澡堂子……” „Wait a minute, in the legend had not said that they open the bathhouse above. Moreover, but Chang'e the First Under Heaven beautiful woman, you opens mouth raises the bathhouse, your style is not right!” Yu Huifei hurries to interrupt. “等一会,传说里可没说他们在上面开澡堂子啊。而且,嫦娥可是天下第一美女,你张嘴就提澡堂子,你这画风不对啊！”余会非赶紧打岔。 The Cui Jue forced smile said: „Did you say the style to me? Since that dead rabbit went to moon, the style has changed. Do you see have put on Chang'e that the teacher takes?” 崔珏苦笑道:“你跟我说画风？自从那死兔子去了月亮上后,画风早就变了。你见过穿教师服的嫦娥么？” Yu Huifei said startled: „What teacher clothing/taking?” 余会非愕然道:“啥教师服？” White Impermanence face red say/way: „In your cell phone that 2-3 people on that develop.” 白无常老脸一红道:“就你手机里那2-3演的那种。” Yu Huifei one hear, on the forehead is the heavy line, roared: „Fuck, you later do not permit to touch my cell phone!” 余会非一听,脑门上全是黑线啊,咆哮道:“我曹,你们以后不准碰我手机啊！” Then Yu Huifei cannot bear curious asking: „You did not say, can come secular world except for some godhood reason frequently, others do not know that what secular world is long? How did Chang'e this ten thousand years do not leave moon, wear our clothes?” 然后余会非还是忍不住好奇的问道:“你们不是说,除了个别的神职原因能经常来凡间,其他的人都不知道凡间长啥样么？怎么嫦娥这个万年不离开月亮的,都穿上我们的衣服了？” Black Impermanence said: „Also is not that dead rabbit......” 黑无常道:“还不是那死兔子……” Yu Huifei discovered, everyone spoke of that dead rabbit, the one by one look brings strangely, you said that they disliked that rabbit, has some respect, you said the respect, that whole face wrote is disliking! 余会非发现,大家一说到那死兔子,一个个的眼神都带着古怪,你说他们膈应那兔子吧,又带着一些尊重,你说尊重吧,那满脸都写着膈应啊！ Yu Huifei curious asking: „Did that rabbit dig your ancestral graves? How I thought that you have the opinion to him very much.” 余会非好奇的问道:“那兔子挖你们祖坟了么？我怎么觉得你们对他很有意见啊。” Ox-Head patted the shoulder of Yu Huifei saying: „You later saw him, you understood. The grandson...... was very not the thing!” 牛头拍了拍余会非的肩膀道:“等你以后见到他了,你就明白了。那孙子……忒不是东西了！” Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence, in addition Cui Jue, nods collectively. 马面、黑白无常,外加崔珏,集体点头。 Yu Huifei was more curious to that rabbit immediately, actually this is what rabbit, how many Yin God can dislike this? 余会非顿时对那兔子更加好奇了,这究竟是个什么样的兔子,能把几个阴神膈应成这样？ At this moment, in the Yu Huifei pocket a burning hot, now he is not surprised, pulled out Token directly. 就在这时,余会非口袋里一阵炙热,现在他已经不惊讶了,直接将令牌掏了出来。 Above writes one line of large characters- the day after tomorrow, the seventh criminal will release to your bureau, the attention receives. 上面写着一行大字-后天,第七个犯人将下放到你局,注意接收。 Yu Huifei brings the weeping voice saying: „This is knows that I did make money? Immediately makes a criminal to me? Hopes this fellow capacity for food dot, does not eat the meat to be best, if liquor is better, that was better.” 余会非带着哭腔道:“这是知道我赚钱了么？立刻就给我弄个犯人来？希望这家伙饭量小点,不吃肉最好,要是酒品好一些,那就更好了。” Cui Jue and the others also saw this news, White Impermanence said: „Does not know that was which unlucky ghost must come, did you say cannot that side our hell person?” 崔珏等人也看到了这条消息,白无常道:“不知道是哪个倒霉鬼又要来了,你们说不会还是咱们地府那边的人吧？” Cui Jue shakes the head saying: „ Is impossible, the primary mission of hell, receives and instructs the soul, places on trial, then sends in the samsara or sends in the hell. You who now are responsible for receiving and instructing two in this, are responsible for delivering Ox-Head Horse-Face of samsara also in this. 崔珏摇头道:“不可能,地府的主要任务,接引灵魂,进行审判,然后送入轮回或者送入地狱。现在负责接引的你们两在这呢,负责送轮回的牛头马面也在这呢。 Be responsible for placing on trial...... I...... also in this. 负责审判的……我……也在这呢。 Although the hell has three Judge, but was short of me, it is estimated that also enough that two goods bustle about. 虽然地府有三个判官,但是少了我,估计也够那两货忙乎的了。 Comes one again, I estimated, Luo Feng six days and five side ghost imperial capitals must be grasped to work. 再来一个,我估计,罗酆六天、五方鬼帝都要被抓下来干活了。 By welldoing that their lies lazily, even if really had the criminal matter, it is estimated that will still turn a blind eye, will not definitely send again. ” 以他们那懒趴趴的德行,就算真有人犯事儿了,估计也会睁一只眼闭一只眼,肯定不会再送来了。” The people feel in the principle...... 众人觉得在理…… Giggle-! 咯咯-咯！ As the cry of big cockerel resounds, the horizon exuded fish-belly white. 随着大公鸡的叫声响起,天边泛起了鱼肚白。 As the skylight projects the cloud layer together, a round of red glowing sun collapsed the horizon...... 随着一道天光射出云层,一轮红日崩出了地平线…… New day, started. 新的一天,开始了。 Before Yu Huifei, drank also rested a meeting, now the wind blows, the whole person was full of energy. 余会非之前喝酒也睡了一会,如今风一吹,整个人还精神抖擞的。 Pours not sleepily...... 倒也不困…… Black and White Impermanence was actually tired, these two goods several days had not slept, jet-lag to pour to the present, are completely not smooth. 倒是黑白无常累了,这两货已经好几天没怎么睡觉了,倒时差倒到现在,还没完全顺过来。 Ox-Head Horse-Face also prepared to rest, in broad daylight, the guest must certainly move, they were not good because of outside shake. 牛头马面也准备去休息了,大白天的,客人肯定是要活动的,他们不好在外面晃悠。 Cui Jue went downstairs to prepare the breakfast...... 崔珏下楼去准备早餐了…… Yu Huifei went out to buy one jin (0.5 kg) platicodon grandiflorum brined vegetable, gruel of two jin (0.5 kg) big head brined vegetable under to everyone drank. 余会非出去买了一斤桔梗咸菜,两斤大脑瓜咸菜给大家下粥喝。 However Yu Huifei and Cui Jue overestimated Ke Li, Liu Xin and Liu Zhuang obviously the early ability. 不过余会非和崔珏显然高估了可离、柳歆、刘壮他们的起早能力。 Whom waited for quite a while not to see to come out, helpless, Yu Huifei has oneself first to eat with Cui Jue, one bowl of gruel were joined to the northeast platicodon grandiflorum brined vegetable, red spicy, platicodon grandiflorum also a little radish same sweet...... ate the taste to be extremely good. 等了半天也没见谁出来,无奈,余会非和崔珏只好自己先吃了,一碗粥配上东北的桔梗咸菜,红红的辣辣的,桔梗本身还有点萝卜一样的甜……吃起来口感极佳。 ps: Everyone always asked the matter of trill live broadcast, that side to everyone an inspector general the place of my symbol. No other...... the code ended the character to blow will be flamboyant, exchanges, that is all. ps:大家老是问抖音直播的事,那边就是给大家一个监督我码字的地方。没啥其他的……码完字了吹会牛逼,交流一下,仅此而已。