TRRLB :: Volume #1

#60: hornet's nest $ 1


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This saying hears in the people heart, that called one warmly. 这话听到众人心中,那叫一个暖啊。 Ox-Head said again: I started to like this girl suddenly.” 牛头再次道:“我忽然开始喜欢这丫头了。” Horse-Face makes an effort to ignite the big long face, finally knocked in the top, sore giving a tongue-lashing denture mouth...... 马面用力点着大长脸,结果磕墙头上了,疼的呲牙列嘴的…… Without the goal, Yu Huifei carried beverage bottle to squat side Liu Zhuang, when Cui Jue drank up with him, immediately holds up the beverage bottle child say/way: Brother dai! Continue!” 没了目标,余会非就拎着酒瓶子蹲在刘壮身边,等崔珏跟他喝完了,立刻举起酒瓶子道:“兄嘚!继续!” Then Yu Huifei raised head directly does! 然后余会非直接仰头就干了! Liu Zhuang that this looks at compelled...... him not to think ignorant, Yu Huifei that before instigated, this so will be valiant! 这一幕看的刘壮都懵逼了……他怎么也没想到,之前那么怂的余会非,这会会这么彪悍! Liu Zhuang said with a smile: Boss this is must recover the gathering place, ok, I accompany!” 刘壮笑道:“老板这是要找回场子啊,行,我奉陪!” It seems like only two people drinks, but this falls on Ox-Head and Horse-Face at heart, was the different kind taste, eye socket is moist. 看起来只是两人拼酒,但是这一幕落在牛头马面的心里,却是别样的滋味,眼眶子都湿润了。 Because Yu Huifei, when does with Liu Zhuang, has not forgotten to make the hand signal of reassurance at the same time. Although the direction made a mistake, but the meaning transmitted. Two people know, Yu Huifei this instigated the goods are not really want to put together the face. Because, they too understood Yu Huifei, this goods have not wanted the face! 因为余会非在跟刘壮干的时候,还不忘对着一边打了个放心的手势。虽然方向错了,但是意思传达到了。两人知道,余会非这个怂货并不是真的想要拼回面子。因为,他们太了解余会非了,这货根本就没要过脸! He does that to complete goes all out completely to their commitments...... 他之所以这么做,完全是为了完成对他们的承诺而拼命呢…… Good brothers......” the Ox-Head whisper to say. “好兄弟……”牛头嘀咕道。 Horse-Face makes an effort to nod...... 马面用力点头…… Liu Zhuang holds up beverage bottle, thump thump drank, after one bottle drinks up, two turn, spat! 刘壮举起酒瓶子,咕咚咕咚的喝了起来,一瓶喝完之后,两眼一翻,哇的一声吐了! The following wind blew but actually...... 跟着风一吹就倒了…… Yu Huifei sees this, swayingly hehe said with a smile: K.o! Next!” 余会非见此,晃晃悠悠的嘿嘿笑道:“k.o!下一个!” Cui Jue kicked foot White Impermanence, this fellow hurried and Liu Xin holds Liu Zhuang to enter the room to rest together. 崔珏踢了一脚白无常,这家伙赶紧起来和柳歆一起扶着刘壮进屋休息去了。 Cui Jue said to Yu Huifei: Was almost good.” 崔珏余会非道:“差不多行了。” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „It is not good, younger sister, we!” 余会非摇头道:“不行,妹子,我们了!” Ke Li looks at Yu Huifei saying: Boss, are you good?” 可离看着余会非道:“老板,你还行么?” Line............” Yu Huifei said, two turn, face up but actually. “行……呃……”余会非说完,两眼一翻,仰面就倒了。 Cui Jue is prepared early, ahead of time supported him, then said with a smile to Ke Li: I deliver him to go back to rest.” 崔珏早有准备,提前扶住了他,然后对可离笑道:“我送他回去休息。” Ke Li said: Can help?” 可离道:“要帮忙么?” Does not use, you are drinking.” Cui Jue smiled was rejecting, although he was smiles, but meaning of serious and rejection in eye very firm. Let the words that behind Ke Li wants to speak all swallow back. “不用,你们喝着。”崔珏微笑着拒绝了,他虽然是笑的,但是眼中的严肃和拒绝之意十分的坚定。让可离后面想说的话全咽了回去。 Cui Jue carried Yu Huifei to go to the backyard. 崔珏扛着余会非去了后院。 Passing through the gate, Ox-Head passed directly, hugged Princess Yu Huifei, then a cow eye tread say/way: Drank, where can conduct the shoulder? My brother will be uncomfortable.” 一进门,牛头直接过去了,一把将余会非公主抱了起来,然后牛眼一蹬道:“喝多了,哪能扛着?我兄弟会难受的。” Horse-Face follows to nod saying: Yes, yes!” 马面跟着点头道:“就是,就是!” Ox-Head said: Old Cui, you eat meal. We lead him to go back to rest......” 牛头道:“老崔啊,你去吃饭吧。我们带他回去休息……” Cui Jue said: What's wrong, doesn't eat one?” 崔珏道:“怎么,不去吃一口?” Ox-Head shakes the head saying: Eaten thing has anytime. Brothers, this, does not eat.” 牛头摇头道:“吃的东西随时有。兄弟,就这一个,不吃了。” Then Ox-Head held Yu Huifei to walk. 然后牛头抱着余会非走了。 Horse-Face also with...... 马面也跟了上去…… Saw this, Cui Jue smiles...... 看到这一幕,崔珏笑了…… The personnel losses two people, Ke Li and the others a little could not sit still. 前后减员两人,可离等人也有点坐不住了。 After eating some fish, on powder. 吃了一些鱼肉后,也就散了。 Ke Li and Liu Xin are helping Cui Jue and Black and White Impermanence clean up the aftermath...... 可离柳歆帮着崔珏黑白无常收拾残局…… The leftover dish are many, installed, the preparation will continue to eat tomorrow hotly. 剩菜不少,都装好了,准备明天热热继续吃。 Late at night, Yu Huifei opens the eye slowly, only saw that big Ox-Head hangs on his head, that flash, the Yu Huifei hair frightened to set upright, called out: Ghost!” 后半夜,余会非缓缓睁开眼睛,只看到一个大牛头悬在他脑袋上面,那一瞬间,余会非头发都吓竖起来了,叫道:“鬼啊!” Ghost your younger sister! I...... Ox-Head!” The Ox-Head big mouth one, points at oneself to say. “鬼你妹啊!我……牛头!”牛头大嘴一咧,指着自己道。 That side, Horse-Face follows saying: I, Horse-Face.” 那边,马面跟着道:“还有我,马面。” A Yu Huifei profile, saw Horse-Face, hit to startle, asking of careless: „Did I die?” 余会非一侧脸,看到了马面,又打了个激灵,稀里糊涂的问道:“我死了?” Dies your brother-in-law! Your lifespan is growing, only if Yin God comes reap souls, otherwise cannot die. Now Yin God in your family, you fears!” Horse-Face said. “死你妹夫啊!你阳寿长着呢,除非阴神勾魂,否则死不了。现在阴神都在你家呢,你怕个屁啊!”马面道。 Yu Huifei heard this saying, the brain then sobered much. 余会非听到这话,脑子这才清醒了不少。 Shakes the head, the memory gradually appears, the train of thought started clearly, this smiled bitterly a sound said: Drank the Mongolian circle, had the water? Headache.” 晃晃脑袋,记忆逐渐浮现,思绪开始清晰了,这才苦笑一声道:“喝蒙圈了,有水么?头疼。” Ox-Head gets one cup of water to come immediately: Prepared early, warm.” 牛头立刻去拿了一杯水过来:“早准备好了,温的了。” Yu Huifei surprise looks at Ox-Head saying: Brother Ox, were you so when careful?” 余会非诧异的看着牛头道:“牛哥,你啥时候这么细心了?” Horse-Face said: Is careful, is Ke Li and Liu Xin that two girls comes the urging. We do not dare to appear, words that Old Black they meet.” 马面道:“细心个屁啊,是可离柳歆那两丫头过来叮嘱的。我们没敢露头,老黑他们接的话。” The Yu Huifei slight nod, sighs with emotion one again: „The woman warms.” 余会非微微点头,再次感慨一声:“还是女人暖啊。” Speaking of this, Ox-Head collected, hehe: Little Yu, I thought that these two girls are good, or received.” 说到这,牛头凑了过来,嘿嘿都:“小鱼,我觉得这两丫头不错,要不都收了吧。” Horse-Face also said: Yes, I also feel good. Especially that Liu Xin, will prepare food, later can prepare food to eat to us.” 马面也道:“就是,我也觉得不错。尤其是那个柳歆,会做菜,以后可以给我们做菜吃。” Ox-Head said: I thought that Ke Li is also good, refreshed, later drank some people.” 牛头道:“我觉得那可离也不错,爽快,以后喝酒有人了。” Yu Huifei white their eyes said: You want to be many, before that Ke Li is me, blind date object. I from the start am not others that dishes......” 余会非白了他们一眼道:“你们想多了,那可离就是我之前相亲的对象。我压根就不是人家的那盘菜……” Ox-Head one hear, is somewhat a pity the mouth said: That was a pity, but Liu Xin that girl is also good.” 牛头一听,有些可惜的吧嗒嘴道:“那可惜了,不过柳歆那丫头也不错啊。” Yu Huifei white his eyes said again: „Are you individual are not? The lord has not caught up, pursues the best friends on the revolutions, doesn't this under punch?” 余会非再次白了他一眼道:“你还是个人不是?正主没追上,就转追人家闺蜜,这不是欠揍呢么?” Say/Way that Ox-Head thinks otherwise actually: Sentimental thing, looked that the cross-eye is most important, other pulls!” 牛头倒是不以为然的道:“感情这东西,看对眼最重要,其余的都是扯!” Yu Huifei shakes the head, but in the mind actually flashed through the Liu Xin that adorable appearance, subconscious grinning smiled. 余会非摇摇头,不过脑海中却闪过了柳歆呆萌的样子,下意识的咧嘴笑了。 Horse-Face said: You...... sent spring.” 马面道:“你……发春了。” Go away! Aiya...... the headache, makes a water to me again.” Yu Huifei called out. “滚!哎呀……头疼,再给我弄点水。”余会非叫道。 At this moment, Black Impermanence came back, the tree leaf of this goods whole body, on the foot is the big mud. 就在这时,黑无常回来了,这货全身的树叶子,脚上都是大泥巴。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei wonders: Old Black, did you do? In the morass swayed back and forth?” 余会非纳闷的道:“老黑,你干啥去了?泥坑里打滚了?” Black Impermanence smiles, puts out everyone to place on the table from the back: this, sobering up, is not sore!” 黑无常嘿嘿一笑,从背后拿出一个大家伙来放在桌子上:“喝这个,解酒,头不疼!” What is that?” Yu Huifei asked, his present liquor vigor has not passed, the brain humming sound, looked that the thing also looked is not quite clear. “那是啥啊?”余会非问,他现在酒劲还没过去呢,脑子嗡嗡的,看东西也看不太清楚。 Honey-comb, we two just hornet's nest pulling out.” During the speeches, White Impermanence also came, this goods have not brought the mask, on the face the one by one large package incomparable conspicuity. “蜂巢,我们两刚刚把一马蜂窝给掏了。”说话间,白无常也进来了,这货没带面具,脸上一个个大包无比的显眼。 Obviously was greeted with the buttocks by the hornet a lot...... 显然没少被马蜂用屁股招呼…… His mouth was also foul-mouthed: „A paternal grandmother leg, did not have magic power, a hornet could not avoid!” 他嘴里还骂骂咧咧的:“奶奶个腿的,没了法力,连个马蜂都躲不开了!” Yu Huifei mask that tears off Black Impermanence, this fellow, although face not by hibernation of insects, but on mouth big opening, mouth lip swelling with two big sausage, the head has many large packages! 余会非一把扯下黑无常的面具,这家伙虽然脸没被蛰,但是嘴巴上开了大口子,嘴唇肿的跟两大香肠似的,头上更是有不少大包! Is good because of these two goods is Yin God, is not the average person, physique powerful scary, this is all right. 好在这两货是阴神,不是普通人,体质强悍的吓人,这才没事。 If this changes into the common person, perhaps on belch fart! 这要是换成寻常人,没准就嗝屁了! How many does honey put?” Horse-Face asked. “蜂蜜放多少啊?”马面问。 All forces in!” Black Impermanence opens mouth said. “全塞进去!”黑无常张嘴就道。 White Impermanence should say: Right, forces in!” 白无常应道:“对,都塞进去!” Ox-Head scolded: Person head big honey-comb all forces , is your wants to be sweet he? Were your brains been silly by the honeybee hibernation of insects?” 牛头骂道:“人脑袋大的蜂巢全塞进去,你们这是要甜死他啊?你们脑子被蜜蜂蛰傻了么?” ps: Retains the draft crazily, goal on the shelf hundred! Sought the collection to ask the recommendation ticket, asked to hit to enjoy...... ps:疯狂存稿中,目标上架百更!求收藏求推荐票,求打赏啊……
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