Yu Huifei underestimated Ke Li insensitively and originally ripe, this girl direct nod: „Good! My principal offender worries about food anything!” 余会非是小看了可离的厚脸皮和自来熟,这丫头直接一点头:“好啊！我正犯愁吃什么呢！” Yu Huifei one hear, really wants to a oneself palm of the hand, this mouth also to owe! 余会非一听,真想给自己一巴掌,这嘴也太欠了！ Liu Xin somewhat embarrassed say/way: „It is not good.” 柳歆有些不好意思的道:“不好吧。” The Yu Huifei heart said: „This girl is really kind.” 余会非心道:“还是这丫头够意思。” Then Liu Xin supplemented one: „This fish insufficiently eats.” 然后柳歆补充了一句:“这点鱼不够吃。” Liu Zhuang said: „Simple, did I go to buy not to end again? I noticed that in the courtyard has selected the bonfire probably...... the boss, or does our bonfire party, drink to eat the meat in the evening?” 刘壮道:“简单,我去再买点不就完了？我看到院子里好像点过篝火……老板,要不晚上咱们篝火晚会,喝酒吃肉吧？” Yu Huifei wants to reject, finally Ke Li has helped him make a final decision, shouting: „ Good, good...... quick goes quickly! 余会非很想拒绝,结果可离已经帮他敲定了,嚷嚷着:“好啊,好啊……快去快去！ Goes to the First Under Heaven fish village! 就去天下第一鱼庄啊！ Buys ten jin (0.5 kg) big fish! 买十斤的大鱼！ Small insufficiently ate! ” 小了不够吃！” Liu Zhuang yeah, had started to walk foot to run far. 刘壮哎了一声,已经迈开脚丫子跑远了。 Yu Huifei stands in same place, is blowing the cool breeze, raises head to look at the day, the heart said: „fuck, who is a boss?” 余会非站在原地,吹着凉风,仰头看着天,心道:“尼玛,谁是老板啊？” Shortly, in Third Floor, a wailing sound! 没多久,三楼里,一片哀嚎声！ „Little Yu, you went too far!” Ox-Head wails. “小鱼,你太过分了！”牛头哀嚎。 „I depend! They eat with us together, how do we eat? Did I go against this big long face to eat with them in the past? What to do scares to death them?” Horse-Face had self-knowledge very much. “我靠！他们跟我们一起吃,那我们咋吃啊？难道我就顶着这大长脸过去跟他们吃啊？吓死他们咋办？”马面还是很有自知之明。 Cui Jue said: „Little Yu, this matter...... was a little indeed difficult to do.” 崔珏道:“小鱼,这事……的确有点难搞了。” Yu Huifei is also resigned-looking...... how could he knows, spoke thoughtlessly polite, finally the opposite party was not concerned about face. 余会非也是一脸无奈……他哪知道,随口客气一句,结果对方那么不要脸。 White Impermanence hehe said with a smile: „Actually, I feel......, good. After all, the fish, is First Under Heaven fish manor Nong delicious......” 白无常呵呵笑道:“其实吧,我觉得……嗯,挺好的。毕竟,鱼么,还是天下第一鱼庄弄的好吃……” Ox-Head stared his one eyes saying: „Rolls the calf, your face, serving a meal time eats casually. My this big can Ox-Head, be good? How to eat?” 牛头瞪了他一眼道:“滚犊子,你一张人脸,开饭的时候随便吃。我这一个大牛头,能行么？咋吃啊？” Black Impermanence spooky came one: „You can...... hear in the backyard.” 黑无常幽幽的来了一句:“你可以在后院……闻。” „Fuck, Horse-Face be not blocking me, I started to dislike this Old Black!” Ox-Head roared. “我曹,马面你别拦着我,我开始膈应这老黑了！”牛头咆哮。 Yu Huifei hurrying makes everyone sit down, peaceful...... 余会非赶紧让大家坐下,安静…… Yu Huifei said: „ I have thought that so many fish, they definitely did not eat. 余会非道:“我想过了,那么多鱼,他们肯定吃不了。 Then everyone proposes a toast, gets drunk them......, ok, do not drink! 回头大家多敬酒,把他们灌醉……咳咳,算了,都别喝酒啊！ Tonight, whose motherfucking does not permit to drink! ” 今天晚上,谁tm也不准喝酒！” Yu Huifei just wants saying that got drunk the opposite party earlier, then one of us eats again. 余会非刚想说把对方早点灌醉了,然后自家人再吃。 However thinks these thing on the scene liquor, he hurried to give up this thought. 但是一想到在场的这些玩意的酒品,他赶紧放弃了这个念头。 Otherwise tomorrow morning, on whom Ox-Head not necessarily rides, White Impermanence not necessarily who leaves behind lifelong unforgettable eyelet azure. 否则明天早上,牛头不一定骑谁身上,白无常也不一定给谁留下点终身难忘的乌眼青呢。 When the time comes, the guest comes a suit again, his shop did not need to do. 到时候,客人再来个投诉,那他这店子也不用干了。 Cui Jue said: „ Does not drink, is not realistic. However everyone grasps, must. Moreover, the opposite party is two little misses, with youngster. 崔珏道:“不喝酒,不现实。但是大家把握好度,是必须的。而且,对方就是两个小姑娘,和一个小伙子。 Looked that such alcohol capacity is not good, moreover our people are many. 看那样子酒量就不行,而且咱们人多。 Then we try harder, filled upside-down to be good them. ” 回头咱们加把劲,把他们灌倒了就好了。” At present this is also means...... 目前这也是一个办法…… Horse-Face said: „Or, gives the private lesson to us. Little Yu, you give us to buy one alone, I eat with Ox-Head here.” 马面道:“要不,给我们开小灶吧。小鱼,你给我们单独买一份,我跟牛头在这里吃。” Yu Huifei nods, this is also good. 余会非点头,这样也行。 However Cui Jue shakes the head saying: „ Now money are not many, everyone a penny saved , a penny earned. 不过崔珏摇头道:“现在钱不多,大家能省则省吧。 Jokes aside, such fool customer, is not easy to look. 说真的,这样的冤大头顾客,不好找。 Later day also steadily...... 以后的日子还长着呢…… You forgot how couple days ago we came? ” 你们忘记了前几天咱们是怎么过来的了么？” Heard this saying, Ox-Head and Horse-Face braved immediately. 听到这话,牛头、马面顿时冒了一身冷汗。 Finally two people also approved Yu Huifei and the others refueled the opposite party got drunk, then they pass with eating the big teasel. 最终两人也赞成了余会非等人加油把对方灌醉了,然后他们过去跟吃大锅菜。 Several people are speaking, Cui Jue said suddenly: „Old Black, do you do?” 几个人正说着话呢,崔珏忽然道:“老黑,你干嘛呢？” Sees only Black Impermanence to turn around, is digging buttocks to the people, the inciting of hand on the face, probably is cleaning the teeth. 只见黑无常转过身去,撅着个屁股对着众人,手在脸上一个劲的鼓捣,好像是在刷牙似的。 Black Impermanence hears word, then looked at one. 黑无常闻言,回头看了一眼。 The people were shocked immediately! 众人顿时愣住了！ This goods squatted unexpectedly in that his mask changing! The mouth of mask significantly was expanded! 这货竟然蹲在那把他的面具给改了！面具的嘴巴明显被扩大了一圈！ Sees here, Yu Huifei somewhat speechless say/way: „Old Black, do you fear rushing ahead food?” 看到这里,余会非有些无语的道:“老黑,你这是多怕抢不上食儿啊？” Black Impermanence righteous say/way: „My this ferocious-looking, cannot such pick the mask to eat to Old White. Brings the mask to eat, the slit on mouth was too small, definitely cannot snatch you.” 黑无常理直气壮的道:“我这青面獠牙的,也不能向老白那样摘了面具吃。带着面具吃,嘴巴上的缝隙太小了,肯定抢不过你们啊。” Yu Huifei regarding his set of theory, simply is full of admiration that admires. 余会非对于他的这套理论,简直是佩服的五体投地。 The paternal grandmother leg, does sentimental everyone eat meal is fights? 奶奶腿的,感情大家吃饭都是打架是吧？ Also can snatch? 还要抢的？ Yu Huifei rubs the forehead saying: „Old Black, has the bystander today, we refined.” 余会非揉揉眉心道:“老黑,今天有外人,咱们斯文点。” Black Impermanence nods: „Relax, I ensure does not begin.” 黑无常点头:“放心,我保证不动手。” White Impermanence follows to raise hand: „I guarantee not flip the table!” 白无常跟着举手:“我保证不掀桌子！” Yu Huifei ; „............” 余会非;“…………” Ox-Head and Horse-Face follow saying: „So long as can eat, we are also clever.” 牛头和马面跟着道:“只要能吃上,我们也乖。” Yu Huifei rubs the forehead, the heart said: „This motherfucking what person? Really hell Yin God? Isn't the determination the starved ghost in hell pretends to be?” 余会非揉揉眉心,心道:“这tm都什么人啊？真是地府阴神么？确定不是地府的饿死鬼冒充的？” The combat plan discussed appropriately, Yu Huifei brought Cui Jue and Black and White Impermanence to go downstairs. 作战计划商量妥当了,余会非带着崔珏、黑白无常下楼去了。 The front courtyard, Ke Li and the others have been waiting, saw that Yu Huifei brings Cui Jue and Black and White Impermanence to come out, several fellows pull out the cell phone immediately ka ka the photograph. 前院,可离等人已经在等着了,看到余会非带着崔珏、黑白无常出来,几个家伙立刻掏出手机咔咔的拍照。 Without the means that this shop most had characteristics probably is this boss...... behind several waiters. 没办法,这家店最有特色的大概就是这个老板……身后的几个伙计了。 Ke Li photograph while whispered: „This dresses up, was too specialized. I just checked the literature specially, exactly the same!” 可离一边拍照一边嘀咕道:“这装扮,太专业了。我刚刚特意查了文献,一模一样！” „Yes, the height seems like looks like very much, the clothing is also very tasteful, the quality of material and cutting out are very good.” Liu Zhuang follows to nod. “是啊,身高看起来都很像,服装也十分讲究,质地、裁剪都很好。”刘壮跟着点头。 Only then Liu Xin shot a big feature article to Yu Huifei, is crooked in Yu Huifei of head picture, drew two horn, then oneself first could not bear smile. 只有柳歆给余会非拍了个大大的特写,歪着脑袋将照片上的余会非,画了两个犄角,然后自己先忍不住笑了。 The people take a seat, Yu Huifei as the big storekeeper, was not naturally good to begin to be busy preparing again. 众人落座,余会非作为大掌柜的,自然不好再动手忙前忙后了。 Black and White Impermanence begins, on frame iron saucepan, in point bonfire, final several bags of pristipomoides typuses and dashis altogether but actually...... 黑白无常动手,架上铁锅,点上篝火,最后几袋子鱼和鱼汤一股脑的倒了进去…… Liu Xin carried a big basin to come, inside thought of already killed the fish impressively, moreover these fish pieces became the light fish fillet, the blade labor was tasteful! 柳歆则端着一个大盆过来了,里面赫然装着已经杀好了的鱼,而且这些鱼都片成了薄薄的鱼片了,刀工非常讲究！ Yu Huifei surprised say/way: „Do you process?” 余会非惊讶的道:“你们处理的？” Ke Li shakes the head saying: „I not, Little Xin processing. This is our family/home first-level female cook!” 可离摇头道:“我才不会呢,小歆处理的。这可是我们家一级厨娘！” Liu Zhuang follows to nod saying: „Right, the Little Xin cook becomes famous good.” 刘壮跟着点头道:“对对对,小歆的厨艺可是出了名的好啊。” Heard this saying, Yu Huifei has no feeling, Black and White Impermanence actually looked at Yu Huifei one simultaneously. 听到这话,余会非没啥感觉,黑白无常却同时看了余会非一眼。 Yu Huifei compelled ignorant, the heart said: „Do you look at me to do the thing?” 余会非懵逼了,心说:“你们看我干什么玩意啊？” The backyard, looks at Ox-Head and Horse-Face of front courtyard secretly is also being the eye one bright, whispered: „Will prepare food? This can marry Little Yu to become the wife, then prepares food to eat to us specially.” 后院,偷偷瞄着前院的牛头和马面也是眼睛一亮,嘀咕道:“会做菜啊？这可以嫁给小鱼当老婆,回头专门给我们做菜吃。” The Ox-Head nod said: „Reasonable!” 牛头点头道:“有道理！” Yu Huifei does not certainly know that they are thinking anything, to pretend aloof, he sits in that is completely motionless, rarely begins to eat the thing. 余会非当然不知道他们在想什么,为了装作高冷,他坐在那完全不动,也很少动手吃东西。 However others were different, particularly Black and White Impermanence, these two goods with starved ghost reincarnation! 但是其他人就不一样了,尤其是黑白无常,这两货就跟饿死鬼投胎似的！