The fishenters the pot, is carrying the basinondirectly!
鱼一入锅,直接端着盆就上了!Right, othersare the bowls, thesetwogoodsdirectperson of troughs!
没错,别人都是碗,这两货直接一人一个盆!Seesthis, Ke Liand the otherswere ignorant, it is estimated thathas not seenhas eaten meallike this.
看到这一幕,可离等人都懵了,估计没见过这样吃饭的吧。Yu Huifeicoughs a sound said: „Masterstarved ghosteditionBlack and White Impermanence that theyact.”余会非干咳一声道:“他们扮演的师饿死鬼版本的黑白无常。”Peoplespeechless......
众人一阵无语……Liu Zhuangsaid: „Yourthisishow longhasn't eaten the meat?”刘壮道:“你们这是多久没吃肉了?”Yu Huifeiraises headto look at the day, heis calculating the time......余会非仰头望天,他在算时间……NearbyCui Juesaid: „Thesetwofellowbrainsare not miraculous, since childhoodthis, onestartledonefor the first time, eats a thingnothuman appearance. Generally the placedoes not wantthem, wasourbossesshows the kindness of heartto give shelterthemgreatly. Severaldo not blame......”
边上的崔珏道:“这两个家伙脑子不灵光,从小就这样,一惊一乍的,吃东西没个人样。一般地方也不要他们,是我们老板大发善心将他们收留了。几位勿怪……”Hearsthissaying, the Black and White Impermanencebodyonestiffly, the movementstagnated.
听到这话,黑白无常身子一僵,动作都停滞了。Yu Huifeigavethemdirectlysecretly a foot, two peoplecontinueto eatearnestly......余会非直接偷偷给了他们一脚,两人继续埋头吃……Itwas too black, the bonfirevibrateswith the wind, the peopledo not see clearlythesepetty actions.
天太黑了,篝火随着风抖动,众人也看不清楚这些小动作。EspeciallyKe LiandLiu Zhuang, are the casualcharacters, will not care aboutthisdetail.
尤其是可离和刘壮,都是大大咧咧的性格,更不会在意这点细节了。Consideredregarding the Cui Juewordson the contrarycarefully, thenlooks atYu Huifei saying: „Boss, youmayreally be a good person.”
反倒是对于崔珏的话细细思量了起来,然后看着余会非道:“老板,你可真是个好人啊。”EspeciallyLiu Xin, is staring a bright and intelligentbigeye, withlooking atstar.
尤其是柳歆,更是瞪着一双水汪汪的大眼睛,跟看明星似的。Made that Yu Huifeia littleaccepted as true, is almost floating......
弄得余会非都有点信以为真了,差点飘飘然起来……Yu Huifeicould not bearwantto holdCui Jueto kissone, took a look, others!余会非都忍不住想抱着崔珏亲一口了,瞧瞧,人家!Thisisstandardyourdog-headed military strategist, the critical moment, a few wordscanstrive to turn the tide!
这才是标准你的狗头军师啊,关键时刻,一句话就能力挽狂澜!HadCui Juethese words, Black and White Impermanenceregardless ofdissoluteeating, everyonealsorecognized.
有了崔珏这句话,黑白无常无论多放肆的吃,大家也都认了。Naturally, thesetwogoodsaggressive that althougheats, butactually is also the bulkfishfishesin the bowl, thensitsin the nearbyeats, will not make that the cooking liquorsplashesrandomlyanything, does not affecteveryone'sappetite.
当然,这两货虽然吃的凶悍,但是其实也就是大块的鱼肉捞到碗里,然后坐在边上吃,并不会弄得汤汁乱溅什么的,不影响大家的食欲。On the contraryisKe LiandLiu Xin that the affectionis in flood, once for a whileclampstwomeattothemon own initiative......
反倒是爱心泛滥的可离和柳歆,时不时的主动给他们夹两块肉……EspeciallyLiu Xin, seesBlack Impermanencethisfellow, becausechildshort, clamps the meat to standeach time, loves dearlyhim, sitsin the nearbyhelpshimclamp the meat, but alsoselects the goodmeat on fish mawintestinal fatto startunexpectedly!
尤其是柳歆,看到黑无常这家伙因为子矮,每次夹肉都要站起来,心疼他,就坐在边上帮他夹肉,还竟挑鱼肚腩上的好肉下手!Sometimesclamped the fishtail, but alsohelpsBlack Impermanenceselect the fishbone!
有的时候夹了鱼尾巴了,还帮黑无常挑鱼刺!Seeshere, the eye of Yu Huifei was a little red, in the heartenvies, if we had knownplays the fool to havethistreatment, hefirstinstalls the fool!
看到这里,余会非的眼睛都有点红了,心中羡慕啊,早知道装傻子可以有这待遇,他就先装傻子啊!Nearby, Liu Zhuangis whispering: „Fuck, the foolalsohasthisgood fortune......”
边上,刘壮嘀咕着:“我曹,傻子还有这福气啊……”ThenthisfellowgatheredsideKe Li: „Ke Li, myeyeis not good, nearsightedness. Do youhelpmehave a look at the fishbone?”
然后这家伙凑到了可离身边:“可离,我眼睛不行,近视。你帮我看看有没有鱼刺呗?”Ke Lilooked uphisoneeyes, bahput out a fishbone, thenpointed at the distant place saying: „Go away!”可离抬头看了他一眼,呸了一声吐出一根鱼刺,然后指着远处道:“滚!”Liu Zhuangshrinks the neckimmediately, turned aroundto rollnearYu Huifei, obediently and honestlyate.刘壮顿时一缩脖子,转身滚到了余会非边上,老老实实的吃了起来。Yu Huifeispeechless, has a look atvaliantKe Li, has a look atgentleLiu Xinagain, askednearbyJudge: „Old Cui, youmanage the reincarnation. LikeKe Li, isyourmistake? Did the menthrow the girl baby?”余会非一阵无语,看看彪悍的可离,再看看温柔的柳歆,问边上的判官:“老崔,你管投胎的。像可离这样的,是不是你的错啊?男人投女胎了?”Cui JuewhiteYu Huifeisaid: „Talked nonsenseunexpectedly! Her is the innatecharacter, whatrelationshaswithme?”崔珏白了余会非一眼道:“竟扯蛋!她这是天生的性格,跟我有什么关系?”Blowing a whistle that somebackyardpeoplekeepYu Huifei the mouth, Yu Huifeiheardbreathing outat this time, hethenlooks,sees onlywinkingeye that in the topHorse's headOx-Headpressesto keepagain.余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴,这时候余会非听到后院有人不停的嘘嘘的吹哨,他回头看去,只见墙头上一个马头一个牛头再按不停的挤咕眼睛呢。Yu Huifeithenthinks,oneselfalsohas the dutynot to complete, thentakes up the wine glasssay/way: „Severalare the firstgroup of guests in ourshop, thisglass of liquorIrespectyou.”余会非这才想起来,自己还有任务没完成呢,然后拿起酒杯道:“几位是我们店的第一批客人,这一杯酒我敬你们。”„No, Boss. Hereyoubiggest, werespectyou!”Liu Zhuangpolitesay/way.
“别啊,老板。这里你最大,我们敬你!”刘壮客气的道。Ke Lifollows saying: „Yes, our foodarerubyour, affirmativewerespectyou. Also, If nothing else, depended onyouto give shelter totwofools, your moral behavioron the levers, Irespects you are a man!”可离跟着道:“就是,我们这顿饭算是蹭你的,肯定的我们敬你。再说了,别的不说,就凭你收留两个傻子,你这人品就杠杠的,我敬你是条汉子!”Hearsthissaying, White Impermanenceshakes, the basinalmostbuckles the ground......
听到这话,白无常手一抖,盆差点扣地上……
A Black Impermanencefaceconfidentbyit, he seemed to be a little liked the feeling of being swindledfool.黑无常则一脸坦然的受之,他似乎有点爱上当傻子的感觉了。Liu Xinalsosaid: „Boss, is very fierce.”柳歆也道:“老板,真的很厉害。”Was praisedbytwobeautiful women, what did thatadd?
被两个美女夸赞,那还说什么了?
A Yu Huifeiforeheadheat, raised headto do!余会非脑门一热,一仰头干了!„Refreshed!”Ke Lifollowedto do.
“爽快!”可离跟着干了。
The Liu Xinalsoman, raised headto dovery!柳歆也十分爷们的,一仰头干了!
The elegantfacewas then red!
然后俏脸唰的就红了!As forLiu Zhuang, Yu Huifeihas not visitedhimfrom the start.
至于刘壮,余会非压根没看他。In fact, in the Yu Huifeieye, ineveryoneon the scene, except forKe LiandLiu Xin, others is an eyesore......
事实上,在余会非眼里,在场的所有人中,除了可离和柳歆,其余的人都挺碍眼的……Fellow who especiallythatblackslips!
尤其是那个黑吧出溜的家伙!Toomotherfuckingwas an eyesore.
太tm碍眼了。„Boss, justthatcupdoes not calculate,thiscup of Irespectyou!”Ke Liset out, holds up the wine glassto do!
“老板,刚刚那杯不算,这杯我敬你!”可离起身,举起酒杯就干了!Andis staring the bigeyehorizontal other humanity: „Puts downtome! ThisisIdrinkswith the boss, withoutyourshares! To drink, meetsmeto drinkwithyouone by one.”
并且瞪着大眼睛横了一眼其他人道:“都给我放下!这是我跟老板喝的,没你们的份!想喝的,一会我跟你们挨个喝。”Looks at this girlstraightforwardvigor, Yu Huifeia littleinstigated, but also is thinkinggets drunk the opposite partyto letonOx-HeadHorse-Face the battlefield.
看着这丫头豪爽的劲,余会非有点怂了,还想着灌醉对方让牛头马面上战场呢。Nowlooks like, thislivedmost likely (80%)yellow!
现在看来,这活八成要黄了啊!At heartnervous, on the facestillremains unmoved, brings the maskin any case, Ke Liand the otherscould not see that heflusterscompels.
心里慌,脸上依然不为所动,反正带着面具呢,可离等人也看不出他慌得一逼。Yu Huifeiraises head, was dry!余会非一仰头,干了!„Refreshed! The good deeddoubling, wherehas the truth that drinksonly, againcome!”Ke Liraises glass.
“爽快!好事成双,哪有单喝的道理,再来!”可离又举杯。Yu Huifeishot a look atCui Jue, seemed saying: „Fuck, Ifelt,todayhung!”余会非瞥了一眼崔珏,似乎在说:“我曹,我感觉,今天悬了啊!”Cui Juecoughs: „Hē......”崔珏干咳一声:“喝吧……”
The backyard, Ox-HeadHorse-Faceseesthatvaliantyounger sister, Ox-Headtakes a combto combowninthatslightlyflat head, whispered: „Thisyounger sistercan, the young tiger......”
后院,牛头马面看着那彪悍的妹子,牛头拿着一把梳子在那梳着自己的小平头,嘀咕道:“这妹子可以啊,很彪啊……”Say/Way that Horse-Faceshuts out: „Will not prepare foodis the trash.”马面嫌弃的道:“不会做菜的都是渣渣。”Ox-Head: „Makes sense......”牛头:“有道理……”Gravity that thesetwogoodshave not realized the matter.
这两货还没意识到事情的严重性呢。Yu Huifeilooks that Ke Liraised headdid, can only brace oneselfto followto do.余会非看着可离一仰头就干了,只能硬着头皮跟着干了。Ke Lijustsat down, setting out that Liu Zhuangshouted: „Boss, Ialsorespectyouronecup! As the man, thissmallcupis not powerful, wechange the bowl!”可离刚坐下,刘壮呼的起身了:“老板,我也敬你一杯!作为男人,这小杯子不给力,咱们换碗吧!”Yu Huifeiraises headto look atthisrobust man, asked: „Brothers, whichperson?”余会非仰头看着这壮汉,问道:“兄弟,哪人啊?”Liu Zhuangscratches the head: „Northeasterner.”刘壮挠挠头:“东北人啊。”Yu Huifeirelaxes, isnortheast, whofearedwho?余会非松了口气,都是东北的,谁怕谁啊?ThenLiu Zhuangsupplementedone: „My motheris a Mongolian, Igrow upin that sidesince childhood.”
然后刘壮补充了一句:“不过我妈是蒙古人,我从小在那边长大。”Yu Huifeitook the hand of liquorbowlto shake, the heartsaid: „This is fuck, who? Added that takes downthey, todayoneselfdoes not dietells fortunesin a big way!”余会非拿着酒碗的手都抖了,心说:“这尼玛,都是什么人啊?还说放倒他们呢,今天自己不死都算命大啊!”Liu Zhuang is also straightforward, onebowl of liquor, did!刘壮也是豪爽,一碗酒,一口就干了!Thenthisgoods seemed to be also burnt, blushingwithpig liver, thatflushedwalkstoward the neckunderfollowing the facesimultaneously, redtoneckrootplace!
然后这货似乎也被辣到了,一张脸红的跟猪肝似的,同时那红潮顺着脸就往脖子下走,一路红到了脖子根处!This cannot seebelow, otherwiseYu Huifeisuspectsthisfellowto be ableredto the grandparent and grandchildroot!
这是看不到下面,否则余会非都怀疑这家伙能红到祖孙根去!Mouth of Liu Zhuangstubbornlyis sipping, looksuncomfortably, butthisfellowshoulderedobstinately!刘壮的嘴死死的抿着,看着就难受,但是这家伙愣是扛住了!ThenLiu Zhuanginsteadtook away the large bowltoYu Huifei, a raising headmeaningis: „Thisyou!”
然后刘壮对余会非将大碗反扣了过来,一仰头意思是:“该你了!”Yu Huifeieventually is also a ruthlessperson, will otherwise not faceloan-sharkinitially, a persondaresto turnon the chain. Was compelledinthisshare, stamps the feet, clenches teeth, raisesboth hands, incomparableheroic spiritsay/way: „Flamboyant! Itook!”余会非终究也是个狠人,否则当初也不会面对高利贷,一个人就敢轮着链条上了。都被逼到这个份上了,一跺脚,一咬牙,举起双手,无比豪气的道:“牛逼!我服了!”
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