TRRLB :: Volume #1

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The fish enters the pot, is carrying the basin on directly! 鱼一入锅,直接端着盆就上了! Right, others are the bowls, these two goods direct person of troughs! 没错,别人都是碗,这两货直接一人一个盆! Sees this, Ke Li and the others were ignorant, it is estimated that has not seen has eaten meal like this. 看到这一幕,可离等人都懵了,估计没见过这样吃饭的吧。 Yu Huifei coughs a sound said: Master starved ghost edition Black and White Impermanence that they act.” 余会非干咳一声道:“他们扮演的师饿死鬼版本的黑白无常。” People speechless...... 众人一阵无语…… Liu Zhuang said: Your this is how long hasn't eaten the meat?” 刘壮道:“你们这是多久没吃肉了?” Yu Huifei raises head to look at the day, he is calculating the time...... 余会非仰头望天,他在算时间…… Nearby Cui Jue said: These two fellow brains are not miraculous, since childhood this, one startled one for the first time, eats a thing not human appearance. Generally the place does not want them, was our bosses shows the kindness of heart to give shelter them greatly. Several do not blame......” 边上的崔珏道:“这两个家伙脑子不灵光,从小就这样,一惊一乍的,吃东西没个人样。一般地方也不要他们,是我们老板大发善心将他们收留了。几位勿怪……” Hears this saying, the Black and White Impermanence body one stiffly, the movement stagnated. 听到这话,黑白无常身子一僵,动作都停滞了。 Yu Huifei gave them directly secretly a foot, two people continue to eat earnestly...... 余会非直接偷偷给了他们一脚,两人继续埋头吃…… It was too black, the bonfire vibrates with the wind, the people do not see clearly these petty actions. 天太黑了,篝火随着风抖动,众人也看不清楚这些小动作。 Especially Ke Li and Liu Zhuang, are the casual characters, will not care about this detail. 尤其是可离刘壮,都是大大咧咧的性格,更不会在意这点细节了。 Considered regarding the Cui Jue words on the contrary carefully, then looks at Yu Huifei saying: Boss, you may really be a good person.” 反倒是对于崔珏的话细细思量了起来,然后看着余会非道:“老板,你可真是个好人啊。” Especially Liu Xin, is staring a bright and intelligent big eye, with looking at star. 尤其是柳歆,更是瞪着一双水汪汪的大眼睛,跟看明星似的。 Made that Yu Huifei a little accepted as true, is almost floating...... 弄得余会非都有点信以为真了,差点飘飘然起来…… Yu Huifei could not bear want to hold Cui Jue to kiss one, took a look, others! 余会非都忍不住想抱着崔珏亲一口了,瞧瞧,人家! This is standard your dog-headed military strategist, the critical moment, a few words can strive to turn the tide! 这才是标准你的狗头军师啊,关键时刻,一句话就能力挽狂澜! Had Cui Jue these words, Black and White Impermanence regardless of dissolute eating, everyone also recognized. 有了崔珏这句话,黑白无常无论多放肆的吃,大家也都认了。 Naturally, these two goods aggressive that although eats, but actually is also the bulk fish fishes in the bowl, then sits in the nearby eats, will not make that the cooking liquor splashes randomly anything, does not affect everyone's appetite. 当然,这两货虽然吃的凶悍,但是其实也就是大块的鱼肉捞到碗里,然后坐在边上吃,并不会弄得汤汁乱溅什么的,不影响大家的食欲。 On the contrary is Ke Li and Liu Xin that the affection is in flood, once for a while clamps two meat to them on own initiative...... 反倒是爱心泛滥的可离柳歆,时不时的主动给他们夹两块肉…… Especially Liu Xin, sees Black Impermanence this fellow, because child short, clamps the meat to stand each time, loves dearly him, sits in the nearby helps him clamp the meat, but also selects the good meat on fish maw intestinal fat to start unexpectedly! 尤其是柳歆,看到黑无常这家伙因为子矮,每次夹肉都要站起来,心疼他,就坐在边上帮他夹肉,还竟挑鱼肚腩上的好肉下手! Sometimes clamped the fish tail, but also helps Black Impermanence select the fishbone! 有的时候夹了鱼尾巴了,还帮黑无常挑鱼刺! Sees here, the eye of Yu Huifei was a little red, in the heart envies, if we had known plays the fool to have this treatment, he first installs the fool! 看到这里,余会非的眼睛都有点红了,心中羡慕啊,早知道装傻子可以有这待遇,他就先装傻子啊! Nearby, Liu Zhuang is whispering: Fuck, the fool also has this good fortune......” 边上,刘壮嘀咕着:“我曹,傻子还有这福气啊……” Then this fellow gathered side Ke Li: Ke Li, my eye is not good, nearsightedness. Do you help me have a look at the fishbone?” 然后这家伙凑到了可离身边:“可离,我眼睛不行,近视。你帮我看看有没有鱼刺呗?” Ke Li looked up his one eyes, bah put out a fishbone, then pointed at the distant place saying: Go away!” 可离抬头看了他一眼,呸了一声吐出一根鱼刺,然后指着远处道:“滚!” Liu Zhuang shrinks the neck immediately, turned around to roll near Yu Huifei, obediently and honestly ate. 刘壮顿时一缩脖子,转身滚到了余会非边上,老老实实的吃了起来。 Yu Huifei speechless, has a look at valiant Ke Li, has a look at gentle Liu Xin again, asked nearby Judge: Old Cui, you manage the reincarnation. Like Ke Li, is your mistake? Did the men throw the girl baby?” 余会非一阵无语,看看彪悍的可离,再看看温柔的柳歆,问边上的判官:“老崔,你管投胎的。像可离这样的,是不是你的错啊?男人投女胎了?” Cui Jue white Yu Huifei said: Talked nonsense unexpectedly! Her is the innate character, what relations has with me?” 崔珏白了余会非一眼道:“竟扯蛋!她这是天生的性格,跟我有什么关系?” Blowing a whistle that some backyard people keep Yu Huifei the mouth, Yu Huifei heard breathing out at this time, he then looks, sees only winking eye that in the top Horse's head Ox-Head presses to keep again. 余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴,这时候余会非听到后院有人不停的嘘嘘的吹哨,他回头看去,只见墙头上一个马头一个牛头再按不停的挤咕眼睛呢。 Yu Huifei then thinks, oneself also has the duty not to complete, then takes up the wine glass say/way: Several are the first group of guests in our shop, this glass of liquor I respect you.” 余会非这才想起来,自己还有任务没完成呢,然后拿起酒杯道:“几位是我们店的第一批客人,这一杯酒我敬你们。” No, Boss. Here you biggest, we respect you!” Liu Zhuang polite say/way. “别啊,老板。这里你最大,我们敬你!”刘壮客气的道。 Ke Li follows saying: Yes, our food are rub your, affirmative we respect you. Also, If nothing else, depended on you to give shelter to two fools, your moral behavior on the levers, I respects you are a man!” 可离跟着道:“就是,我们这顿饭算是蹭你的,肯定的我们敬你。再说了,别的不说,就凭你收留两个傻子,你这人品就杠杠的,我敬你是条汉子!” Hears this saying, White Impermanence shakes, the basin almost buckles the ground...... 听到这话,白无常手一抖,盆差点扣地上…… A Black Impermanence face confident by it, he seemed to be a little liked the feeling of being swindled fool. 黑无常则一脸坦然的受之,他似乎有点爱上当傻子的感觉了。 Liu Xin also said: Boss, is very fierce.” 柳歆也道:“老板,真的很厉害。” Was praised by two beautiful women, what did that add? 被两个美女夸赞,那还说什么了? A Yu Huifei forehead heat, raised head to do! 余会非脑门一热,一仰头干了! Refreshed!” Ke Li followed to do. “爽快!”可离跟着干了。 The Liu Xin also man, raised head to do very! 柳歆也十分爷们的,一仰头干了! The elegant face was then red! 然后俏脸唰的就红了! As for Liu Zhuang, Yu Huifei has not visited him from the start. 至于刘壮,余会非压根没看他。 In fact, in the Yu Huifei eye, in everyone on the scene, except for Ke Li and Liu Xin, others is an eyesore...... 事实上,在余会非眼里,在场的所有人中,除了可离柳歆,其余的人都挺碍眼的…… Fellow who especially that black slips! 尤其是那个黑吧出溜的家伙! Too motherfucking was an eyesore. tm碍眼了。 Boss, just that cup does not calculate, this cup of I respect you!” Ke Li set out, holds up the wine glass to do! “老板,刚刚那杯不算,这杯我敬你!”可离起身,举起酒杯就干了! And is staring the big eye horizontal other humanity: Puts down to me! This is I drinks with the boss, without your shares! To drink, meets me to drink with you one by one.” 并且瞪着大眼睛横了一眼其他人道:“都给我放下!这是我跟老板喝的,没你们的份!想喝的,一会我跟你们挨个喝。” Looks at this girl straightforward vigor, Yu Huifei a little instigated, but also is thinking gets drunk the opposite party to let on Ox-Head Horse-Face the battlefield. 看着这丫头豪爽的劲,余会非有点怂了,还想着灌醉对方让牛头马面上战场呢。 Now looks like, this lived most likely (80%) yellow! 现在看来,这活八成要黄了啊! At heart nervous, on the face still remains unmoved, brings the mask in any case, Ke Li and the others could not see that he flusters compels. 心里慌,脸上依然不为所动,反正带着面具呢,可离等人也看不出他慌得一逼。 Yu Huifei raises head, was dry! 余会非一仰头,干了! Refreshed! The good deed doubling, where has the truth that drinks only, again come!” Ke Li raises glass. “爽快!好事成双,哪有单喝的道理,再来!”可离又举杯。 Yu Huifei shot a look at Cui Jue, seemed saying: Fuck, I felt, today hung!” 余会非瞥了一眼崔珏,似乎在说:“我曹,我感觉,今天悬了啊!” Cui Jue coughs: ......” 崔珏干咳一声:“喝吧……” The backyard, Ox-Head Horse-Face sees that valiant younger sister, Ox-Head takes a comb to comb own in that slightly flat head, whispered: This younger sister can, the young tiger......” 后院,牛头马面看着那彪悍的妹子,牛头拿着一把梳子在那梳着自己的小平头,嘀咕道:“这妹子可以啊,很彪啊……” Say/Way that Horse-Face shuts out: Will not prepare food is the trash.” 马面嫌弃的道:“不会做菜的都是渣渣。” Ox-Head: Makes sense......” 牛头:“有道理……” Gravity that these two goods have not realized the matter. 这两货还没意识到事情的严重性呢。 Yu Huifei looks that Ke Li raised head did, can only brace oneself to follow to do. 余会非看着可离一仰头就干了,只能硬着头皮跟着干了。 Ke Li just sat down, setting out that Liu Zhuang shouted: Boss, I also respect your one cup! As the man, this small cup is not powerful, we change the bowl!” 可离刚坐下,刘壮呼的起身了:“老板,我也敬你一杯!作为男人,这小杯子不给力,咱们换碗吧!” Yu Huifei raises head to look at this robust man, asked: Brothers, which person?” 余会非仰头看着这壮汉,问道:“兄弟,哪人啊?” Liu Zhuang scratches the head: Northeasterner.” 刘壮挠挠头:“东北人啊。” Yu Huifei relaxes, is northeast, who feared who? 余会非松了口气,都是东北的,谁怕谁啊? Then Liu Zhuang supplemented one: My mother is a Mongolian, I grow up in that side since childhood.” 然后刘壮补充了一句:“不过我妈是蒙古人,我从小在那边长大。” Yu Huifei took the hand of liquor bowl to shake, the heart said: This is fuck, who? Added that takes down they, today oneself does not die tells fortunes in a big way!” 余会非拿着酒碗的手都抖了,心说:“这尼玛,都是什么人啊?还说放倒他们呢,今天自己不死都算命大啊!” Liu Zhuang is also straightforward, one bowl of liquor, did! 刘壮也是豪爽,一碗酒,一口就干了! Then this goods seemed to be also burnt, blushing with pig liver, that flushed walks toward the neck under following the face simultaneously, red to neck root place! 然后这货似乎也被辣到了,一张脸红的跟猪肝似的,同时那红潮顺着脸就往脖子下走,一路红到了脖子根处! This cannot see below, otherwise Yu Huifei suspects this fellow to be able red to the grandparent and grandchild root! 这是看不到下面,否则余会非都怀疑这家伙能红到祖孙根去! Mouth of Liu Zhuang stubbornly is sipping, looks uncomfortably, but this fellow shouldered obstinately! 刘壮的嘴死死的抿着,看着就难受,但是这家伙愣是扛住了! Then Liu Zhuang instead took away the large bowl to Yu Huifei, a raising head meaning is: This you!” 然后刘壮余会非将大碗反扣了过来,一仰头意思是:“该你了!” Yu Huifei eventually is also a ruthless person, will otherwise not face loan-shark initially, a person dares to turn on the chain. Was compelled in this share, stamps the feet, clenches teeth, raises both hands, incomparable heroic spirit say/way: Flamboyant! I took!” 余会非终究也是个狠人,否则当初也不会面对高利贷,一个人就敢轮着链条上了。都被逼到这个份上了,一跺脚,一咬牙,举起双手,无比豪气的道:“牛逼!我服了!”
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