Bigeyeballsaid: „ Iam not definitely good, butonmehas the person.
大眼珠子道:“我肯定不行,但是我上面有人啊。Othersare the Three Realmssupplier, whathigh-quality goods?
人家是三界供应商,什么好货没有?Hisoneselfhas the production team, is ImmortalGrandmasterrefining artifact.
他自己有生产队,全都是仙人炼器大师。Youwantedwhathimto giveyouto refinedirectly, deliverednot to end.
你要什么他给你直接炼制了,送下来不就完了。Althoughis the shoddy products, butthat is also the dwelling place of celestial beingsshoddy product, placeshere, is the topgoodthing.
虽然都是劣质产品,但是那也是仙家劣质产品,放在这里,也是顶级的好东西。
The key pointis, solid!
重点是,结实!At leastthesegruffgoodscannotspoiltoyou, what's wrong? ”
至少这些憨货不会给你弄坏了,咋样?”Frontwords, Yu Huifeiwhenonlybigeyeballis breaking wind, wantsto trickhismoney.
前面的话,余会非只当大眼珠子是在放屁,想忽悠他的钱。Howeverfollowingwords, Yu Huifeiheart movement.
但是后面的话,余会非心动了。
The ghostsknow that behind will also comeanythingthing, ifcomesbigtortoiseanything, the toilet of theirfamily/homereallycould not have shoulderedto devastate!
鬼知道后面还会来一些什么玩意,万一来个大王八什么的,他们家的坐便器还真扛不住那么蹂躏!Yu Huifeisaid: „Repairs a restroom, how muchmoney?”余会非道:“修个厕所,多少钱?”„Iask, wait a bit.”Bigeyeballsneaks in the yellow skinbottle gourdto contact the supplierimmediately.
“我问问,稍等。”大眼珠子立刻钻进黄皮葫芦里联系供应商去了。Nomethimto come out: „200!”
没一会他出来了:“两百!”Yu Huifeionehear, gavehimdirectly200. Bigeyeballstares, as ifrealized that oneselfshoutedprobablycheaply, but words saying , was not goodto take back.余会非一听,直接给了他两百。大眼珠子一愣,似乎意识到自己好像喊便宜了,不过话都说出口了,也不好收回了。Bigeyeballis drawing cashto sneak in the yellow skinbottle gourdimmediately, nomeeting, thisgoodscame out, in the handis carrying a smallhammer: „Walks, leadingmeto go to the restroom.”
大眼珠子立刻拿着钱钻进了黄皮葫芦里,没一会,这货又出来了,手里拎着一个小锤子:“走,带我去厕所。”Yu Huifeidoes not know that hemustdowhatairplane, ledhimto go to the restroomdirectly.余会非不知道他要搞什么飞机,直接带着他去了厕所。Passes through the gate, saw that thisgoodscarry the hammertothattatteredtoiletare being a hammer!
进了门,就看到这货拎着锤子对着那破烂的马桶就是一锤子!„Do youdo?”Yu Huifeijustasked,listens toone that ding!
“你干啥?”余会非刚问出来,就听叮的一声!Thathammerblasted out, changes into the golden lightto fallinthattoilettogether.
那锤子炸开了,化为一道金光落在那马桶上。Afterwardshattertoiletfragmentflying upside down, afterin the aironecollides, changed intoeverywhere the mist and dust...... to sayaccuratelywaseverywhereatomandmolecularanything.
随后破碎的马桶碎片倒飞而起,在空中一顿碰撞之后,化为漫天的烟尘……准确说是漫天的原子、分子什么的。Finally, theseatomic and molecularscombine, changed into a brand-newtoiletdirectly, appearsin the originalposition.
最后,这些原子分子重新组合,直接化为了一个全新的马桶,出现在原来的位置上。Yu Huifeiwas shockedimmediately, this was also too mysterious!余会非顿时愣住了,这也太神奇了!Bigeyeballclaps saying: „Ok, finished up!”
大眼珠子拍拍手道:“行了,完事!”Yu Huifeicollects, touched the toilet, startsicy coldly, as if before material qualityanddifferent.余会非凑上去,摸了摸马桶,入手冰凉,似乎材质和之前的没什么两样。Yu Huifeioneselfstepped ontwofeet, after onejumpsto stumble, thistoiletreallysolid, a responsedoes not have.余会非自己上去踩了两脚,一顿蹦跶之后,这马桶是真的结实,一点反应都没有。
The key pointis a water tank, thisthing, after drawingonenext, immediatelyfilled the water, does not use, the water poweris strong!
重点是水箱,这玩意,拉一下后,马上就充满了水,根本不用等的,水力非常强!Yu Huifeiis supposing, forced to be ableto wash awayhim, did not needto be worried that the Ox-Headbigcakewooden pegblocked the sewer.余会非估摸着,把他塞进去都能冲走了,根本不用担心牛头的大粑粑橛子把下水道堵住了。Bigeyeballsaid: „What's wrong? To the appraisal?”
大眼珠子道:“咋样?给个评价吧?”Yu Huifeiraises up a thumb saying: „Flamboyant!”余会非竖起一根大拇指道:“牛逼!”
The bigeyeballwell satisfieddrillin the yellow skinbottle gourdwent......
大眼珠子心满意足的钻回黄皮葫芦里去了……Althoughdoes not determinethistoiletsolid, butYu Huifeidid not care, even ifin any caseordinary, buysonenewly, is finding the personto install, stillincessantly200dollars.
虽然不确定这马桶到底有多结实,不过余会非也不在意了,反正就算是普通的,买一个新的,在找人来安装,也不止两百块钱。Let alonethisis the dwelling place of celestial beingsproduct.
更何况这还是仙家出品。Had the restroom, Yu Huifeithrowsbigeyeballimmediately, then a gatepass/test, sat on, enjoyed this dwelling place of celestial beingsrestroom'sfirstartillery......
有了厕所,余会非立刻将大眼珠子扔了出去,然后门一关,一屁股坐在上,享受起了这仙家厕所第一炮……Waits forYu Huifeirefreshingcoming out, the front doorwas sounded.
等余会非神清气爽的出来的时候,大门被敲响了。Yu Huifeiis frowning, opens the front doorto look, my goodness, Brother Gouleadsonegroup of peopleto stop upin the entrance!余会非皱着眉头出去了,打开大门一看,好家伙,狗哥带着一群人堵在大门口呢!Yu Huifeismiled: „Brother Gou, are you?”余会非笑了:“狗哥,你这是?”Brother Gouat the back ofboth hands, bringing the sunglassesto look atYu Huifei saying: „Boy, Ilonghas not sufferedsuchbiggreatly. A long and well-maintained army is for a decisive strik, the brothers, giveonme!”狗哥背着双手,带着太阳镜看着余会非道:“小子,我长这么大没吃过这么大的亏。正所谓养兵千日,用兵一时,兄弟们,给我上!”Yu Huifeilooked, whenclosed the front door.余会非一看,哐当一声把大门关上了。
Outside when followsto listento be similar torains, dingdongis striking the blackwooden door! one by oneis shouting: „Yu Huifei, youopen the doortome!”
跟着就听外面如同下雨时的,叮当的敲打着黑木门!一个个的嚷嚷着:“余会非,你给我开门!”„bastard, you are a manopen the door!”
“王八蛋,你是个男人就开门!”Heardoutsidesound, Cui Juecame out, asked: „Whatsituation?”
听到外面的动静,崔珏出来了,问道:“什么情况?”Yu Huifeiimmediatelysays the situation.余会非立刻将情况说了一下。Cui Juehehesaid with a smile: „This, simple.”崔珏呵呵一笑道:“这样啊,简单。”Yu Huifeithinks that Cui JuemustcallOx-Headtheyto come outcome to blows, finallyCui Juehas taken the Yu Huifeicell phone, direct dial110.余会非以为崔珏要招呼牛头他们出来干架呢,结果崔珏拿过余会非的手机,直接拨打了110。„Hello, police station?...... Right, wereported to the police. Our has the blackcolorto cause trouble, oldwas ominous, bigtattoobiggold chain......, youcomequickly. The special police officers...... youlook at the office, theyoldwere in any case ominous.”
“你好,警察局么?啊……对,我们报警。我们这有黑色色会闹事啊,老凶了,大纹身大金链子的……嗯,你们快来吧。特警啊……你们看着办吧,反正他们老凶了。”Hung the telephone, Cui Juethrew the cell phonetodumbfoundedYu Huifei.
挂了电话,崔珏将手机扔给目瞪口呆的余会非。Yu Huifeispeechless, lieslooks outin the crack in a door, theseugly, but also is the thiefominous?余会非一阵无语啊,趴在门缝里往外看,就那些歪瓜裂枣的,还贼凶?Whichwas ominous?
哪凶了?
After tenminutes, sirenresounds, does not havewith the sound that pounding the gatesoundandshouted curses.
十分钟后,一阵警笛声响起,跟着砸门的声音和叫骂的声音也没了。Remainingwas the sound that footdashed about wildlyto travel......
剩下的就是一阵脚丫子狂奔跑路的声音了……Yu Huifeilayin the topdeterminessafely, thisrelaxes.余会非趴在墙头上确定安全了,这才松了口气。Chattedtwowith the police, the policesaid that has not caught the person, after lettingYu Huifei , after paying attention to the security, walked.
跟民警聊了两句,民警表示没抓到人,让余会非以后注意安全后就走了。Yu Huifeitouches the chin, heknows that thismatterhas not ended!余会非摸摸下巴,他知道这事儿没完!However, whatmakingYu Huifeisurprisedis, Brother Gouthiswalks, severaldayshave not cometo askhimto troubleunexpectedly.
然而,让余会非惊讶的是,狗哥这一走,竟然好几天都没来找他麻烦。Yu Huifeiwondered, Brother Goutransferringnature? Whengood person?余会非就纳闷了,难道狗哥转性了?当好人了?At this moment, fromChunlin Township of Xiulinnot far away , the one by one not highmankneelsonrubbing the clothesboard, lifts the washtubto movedoes not dareto move.
此时此刻,距离秀林不远处的春林乡内,一个个子不高的男子跪在搓衣板上,举着洗衣盆是一动不敢动啊。„Said! Where did Ihidein the quiltfollowingmoney?” A tall and sturdyfemale, a left handsickle, a right handrolling pin, pacesbefore the manback and forth, shouting a question.
“说!我藏在被子下面的钱哪去了?”一名人高马大的女子,左手一把镰刀,右手一根擀面杖,在男子面前来回踱着步,喝问着。Thisis notothers, isBrother Gou, Guo Butong.
这不是别人,正是狗哥,苟不同。In a Guo Butongvirtuouswifeleather whipandrolling pin, the sickleknocksunder the head, Guo Butongmove: „ Before this......, doesn't lendOld Manodd/surplusa lot ofmoney? Finally the old mandied, Iponder overam managinghisgrandsonto want the debt, is not goodmustcome their courtyard house.
在苟不同贤惠的妻子一顿皮鞭、擀面杖,镰刀敲脑袋之下,苟不同招了:“这……之前不是借给余老头不少钱么?结果老头死了,我琢磨着管他孙子要债,不行就把他们那四合院要来。Finally......
结果……Resultthatboyoilsaltdoes not enter. ”
结果那小子油盐不进。”„Did Iaskthis?”MadameGou the eyeselects, directlyis a rolling pin!
“我问这个了么?”苟夫人眼睛一挑,直接就是一擀面杖!„Aiyaya...... do not hit, do not hit...... youto listen tometo say!”Guo Butongis wailing.
“哎呀呀……别打了,别打了……你听我说完呐!”苟不同哀嚎着。MadameGouto rubsleeve: „Said,todaydoes not talk clearly, Ikillyou!”
苟夫人撸了撸袖子:“说,今天说不清楚,我打死你!”
The Guo Butongforced smilesaid: „Youryounger brotheryoungflat beltpersondemands payment, finallywas punched. This...... do Ilookcompetently? Definitelyleads the personto recover the gathering place!”苟不同苦笑道:“你弟弟小平带人去要账,结果被人揍了。这……我能干看着么?肯定带人去找回场子啊!”„Looks for the gathering place, whatmoney do youspend?”MadameGouasked.
“找场子,你花什么钱啊?”苟夫人问。Guo Butongsaid: „We are also innearby areas, onsay/waywell-knownperson......”苟不同道:“咱好歹也是十里八村中,道上有名有姓的人……”
!
啪!MadameGou the directmouthpulled out: „ Character? Returns the characteronyou? You......
苟夫人直接一嘴巴抽了过去:“人物?就你还人物?你……You is a pig!
你就是一头猪!Youthink that youspread the blackcoating, are you western Hunanblackpig? ”
你以为你涂上黑涂料,你就是湘西黑猪啦?”Guo Butongpulled outquickly grasping the meaning of something, pitifulsay/way: „ Mythisdoes not thinkpeaceful measures before using force, resultthatboy was not too the thing.苟不同被抽的一激灵,可怜巴巴的道:“我这不是想先礼后兵么,结果那小子太不是东西了。Ordered the vegetables/dishes of manyultraspecificationsat the scenealsoeven, but alsomotherfuckingflip the tableoneis goodto punchus!
当场点了好多超规格的菜也就算了,还tm掀桌子把我们一顿好揍啊!Thatbastardwalks, but alsopacked a fish of bigbasinandthreebottles of MaotaiandtwoChina!
那王八蛋走的时候,还打包了一大盆的鱼和三瓶茅台、两条中华!Yousaid that thisis the persondoes? ”
你说这是人干的么?”
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