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#51: Pitiful Brother Gou $ 1


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Big eyeball said: „ I am not definitely good, but on me has the person. 眼珠子道:“我肯定不行,但是我上面有人啊。 Others are the Three Realms supplier, what high-quality goods? 人家是三界供应商,什么好货没有? His oneself has the production team, is Immortal Grandmaster refining artifact. 自己有生产队,全都是仙人炼器大师。 You wanted what him to give you to refine directly, delivered not to end. 你要什么他给你直接炼制了,送下来不就完了。 Although is the shoddy products, but that is also the dwelling place of celestial beings shoddy product, places here, is the top good thing. 虽然都是劣质产品,但是那也是仙家劣质产品,放在这里,也是顶级的好东西。 The key point is, solid! 重点是,结实! At least these gruff goods cannot spoil to you, what's wrong? ” 至少这些憨货不会给你弄坏了,咋样?” Front words, Yu Huifei when only big eyeball is breaking wind, wants to trick his money. 前面的话,余会非只当大眼珠子是在放屁,想忽悠他的钱。 However following words, Yu Huifei heart movement. 但是后面的话,余会非心动了。 The ghosts know that behind will also come anything thing, if comes big tortoise anything, the toilet of their family/home really could not have shouldered to devastate! 鬼知道后面还会来一些什么玩意,万一来个大王八什么的,他们家的坐便器还真扛不住那么蹂躏! Yu Huifei said: Repairs a restroom, how much money?” 余会非道:“修个厕所,多少钱?” I ask, wait a bit.” Big eyeball sneaks in the yellow skin bottle gourd to contact the supplier immediately. “我问问,稍等。”大眼珠子立刻钻进黄皮葫芦里联系供应商去了。 No met him to come out: 200!” 没一会他出来了:“两百!” Yu Huifei one hear, gave him directly 200. Big eyeball stares, as if realized that oneself shouted probably cheaply, but words saying , was not good to take back. 余会非一听,直接给了他两百。大眼珠子一愣,似乎意识到自己好像喊便宜了,不过话都说出口了,也不好收回了。 Big eyeball is drawing cash to sneak in the yellow skin bottle gourd immediately, no meeting, this goods came out, in the hand is carrying a small hammer: Walks, leading me to go to the restroom.” 眼珠子立刻拿着钱钻进了黄皮葫芦里,没一会,这货又出来了,手里拎着一个小锤子:“走,带我去厕所。” Yu Huifei does not know that he must do what airplane, led him to go to the restroom directly. 余会非不知道他要搞什么飞机,直接带着他去了厕所。 Passes through the gate, saw that this goods carry the hammer to that tattered toilet are being a hammer! 进了门,就看到这货拎着锤子对着那破烂的马桶就是一锤子! „Do you do?” Yu Huifei just asked, listens to one that ding! “你干啥?”余会非刚问出来,就听叮的一声! That hammer blasted out, changes into the golden light to fall in that toilet together. 那锤子炸开了,化为一道金光落在那马桶上。 Afterward shatter toilet fragment flying upside down, after in the air one collides, changed into everywhere the mist and dust...... to say accurately was everywhere atom and molecular anything. 随后破碎的马桶碎片倒飞而起,在空中一顿碰撞之后,化为漫天的烟尘……准确说是漫天的原子、分子什么的。 Finally, these atomic and moleculars combine, changed into a brand-new toilet directly, appears in the original position. 最后,这些原子分子重新组合,直接化为了一个全新的马桶,出现在原来的位置上。 Yu Huifei was shocked immediately, this was also too mysterious! 余会非顿时愣住了,这也太神奇了! Big eyeball claps saying: Ok, finished up!” 眼珠子拍拍手道:“行了,完事!” Yu Huifei collects, touched the toilet, starts icy coldly, as if before material quality and different. 余会非凑上去,摸了摸马桶,入手冰凉,似乎材质和之前的没什么两样。 Yu Huifei oneself stepped on two feet, after one jumps to stumble, this toilet really solid, a response does not have. 余会非自己上去踩了两脚,一顿蹦跶之后,这马桶是真的结实,一点反应都没有。 The key point is a water tank, this thing, after drawing one next, immediately filled the water, does not use, the water power is strong! 重点是水箱,这玩意,拉一下后,马上就充满了水,根本不用等的,水力非常强! Yu Huifei is supposing, forced to be able to wash away him, did not need to be worried that the Ox-Head big cake wooden peg blocked the sewer. 余会非估摸着,把他塞进去都能冲走了,根本不用担心牛头的大粑粑橛子把下水道堵住了。 Big eyeball said: What's wrong? To the appraisal?” 眼珠子道:“咋样?给个评价吧?” Yu Huifei raises up a thumb saying: Flamboyant!” 余会非竖起一根大拇指道:“牛逼!” The big eyeball well satisfied drill in the yellow skin bottle gourd went...... 眼珠子心满意足的钻回黄皮葫芦里去了…… Although does not determine this toilet solid, but Yu Huifei did not care, even if in any case ordinary, buys one newly, is finding the person to install, still incessantly 200 dollars. 虽然不确定这马桶到底有多结实,不过余会非也不在意了,反正就算是普通的,买一个新的,在找人来安装,也不止两百块钱。 Let alone this is the dwelling place of celestial beings product. 更何况这还是仙家出品。 Had the restroom, Yu Huifei throws big eyeball immediately, then a gate pass/test, sat on, enjoyed this dwelling place of celestial beings restroom's first artillery...... 有了厕所,余会非立刻将大眼珠子扔了出去,然后门一关,一屁股坐在上,享受起了这仙家厕所第一炮…… Waits for Yu Huifei refreshing coming out, the front door was sounded. 余会非神清气爽的出来的时候,大门被敲响了。 Yu Huifei is frowning, opens the front door to look, my goodness, Brother Gou leads one group of people to stop up in the entrance! 余会非皱着眉头出去了,打开大门一看,好家伙,狗哥带着一群人堵在大门口呢! Yu Huifei smiled: Brother Gou, are you?” 余会非笑了:“狗哥,你这是?” Brother Gou at the back of both hands, bringing the sunglasses to look at Yu Huifei saying: Boy, I long has not suffered such big greatly. A long and well-maintained army is for a decisive strik, the brothers, give on me!” 狗哥背着双手,带着太阳镜看着余会非道:“小子,我长这么大没吃过这么大的亏。正所谓养兵千日,用兵一时,兄弟们,给我上!” Yu Huifei looked , when closed the front door. 余会非一看,哐当一声把大门关上了。 Outside when follows to listen to be similar to rains, dingdong is striking the black wooden door! one by one is shouting: Yu Huifei, you open the door to me!” 跟着就听外面如同下雨时的,叮当的敲打着黑木门!一个个的嚷嚷着:“余会非,你给我开门!” bastard, you are a man open the door!” 王八蛋,你是个男人就开门!” Heard outside sound, Cui Jue came out, asked: What situation?” 听到外面的动静,崔珏出来了,问道:“什么情况?” Yu Huifei immediately says the situation. 余会非立刻将情况说了一下。 Cui Jue hehe said with a smile: This, simple.” 崔珏呵呵一笑道:“这样啊,简单。” Yu Huifei thinks that Cui Jue must call Ox-Head they to come out come to blows, finally Cui Jue has taken the Yu Huifei cell phone, direct dial 110. 余会非以为崔珏要招呼牛头他们出来干架呢,结果崔珏拿过余会非的手机,直接拨打了110。 Hello, police station?...... Right, we reported to the police. Our has the black color to cause trouble, old was ominous, big tattoo big gold chain......, you come quickly. The special police officers...... you look at the office, they old were in any case ominous.” “你好,警察局么?啊……对,我们报警。我们这有黑色色会闹事啊,老凶了,大纹身大金链子的……嗯,你们快来吧。特警啊……你们看着办吧,反正他们老凶了。” Hung the telephone, Cui Jue threw the cell phone to dumbfounded Yu Huifei. 挂了电话,崔珏将手机扔给目瞪口呆的余会非 Yu Huifei speechless, lies looks out in the crack in a door, these ugly, but also is the thief ominous? 余会非一阵无语啊,趴在门缝里往外看,就那些歪瓜裂枣的,还贼凶? Which was ominous? 哪凶了? After ten minutes, siren resounds, does not have with the sound that pounding the gate sound and shouted curses. 十分钟后,一阵警笛声响起,跟着砸门的声音和叫骂的声音也没了。 Remaining was the sound that foot dashed about wildly to travel...... 剩下的就是一阵脚丫子狂奔跑路的声音了…… Yu Huifei lay in the top determines safely, this relaxes. 余会非趴在墙头上确定安全了,这才松了口气。 Chatted two with the police, the police said that has not caught the person, after letting Yu Huifei , after paying attention to the security, walked. 跟民警聊了两句,民警表示没抓到人,让余会非以后注意安全后就走了。 Yu Huifei touches the chin, he knows that this matter has not ended! 余会非摸摸下巴,他知道这事儿没完! However, what making Yu Huifei surprised is, Brother Gou this walks, several days have not come to ask him to trouble unexpectedly. 然而,让余会非惊讶的是,狗哥这一走,竟然好几天都没来找他麻烦。 Yu Huifei wondered, Brother Gou transferring nature? When good person? 余会非就纳闷了,难道狗哥转性了?当好人了? At this moment, from Chunlin Township of Xiulin not far away , the one by one not high man kneels on rubbing the clothes board, lifts the washtub to move does not dare to move. 此时此刻,距离秀林不远处的春林乡内,一个个子不高的男子跪在搓衣板上,举着洗衣盆是一动不敢动啊。 Said! Where did I hide in the quilt following money?” A tall and sturdy female, a left hand sickle, a right hand rolling pin, paces before the man back and forth, shouting a question. “说!我藏在被子下面的钱哪去了?”一名人高马大的女子,左手一把镰刀,右手一根擀面杖,在男子面前来回踱着步,喝问着。 This is not others, is Brother Gou, Guo Butong. 这不是别人,正是狗哥,苟不同 In a Guo Butong virtuous wife leather whip and rolling pin, the sickle knocks under the head, Guo Butong move: „ Before this......, doesn't lend Old Man odd/surplus a lot of money? Finally the old man died, I ponder over am managing his grandson to want the debt, is not good must come their courtyard house. 苟不同贤惠的妻子一顿皮鞭、擀面杖,镰刀敲脑袋之下,苟不同招了:“这……之前不是借给余老头不少钱么?结果老头死了,我琢磨着管他孙子要债,不行就把他们那四合院要来。 Finally...... 结果…… Result that boy oil salt does not enter. ” 结果那小子油盐不进。” „Did I ask this?” Madame Gou the eye selects, directly is a rolling pin! “我问这个了么?”苟夫人眼睛一挑,直接就是一擀面杖! Aiyaya...... do not hit, do not hit...... you to listen to me to say!” Guo Butong is wailing. “哎呀呀……别打了,别打了……你听我说完呐!”苟不同哀嚎着。 Madame Gou to rub sleeve: Said, today does not talk clearly, I kill you!” 苟夫人撸了撸袖子:“说,今天说不清楚,我打死你!” The Guo Butong forced smile said: Your younger brother young flat belt person demands payment, finally was punched. This...... do I look competently? Definitely leads the person to recover the gathering place!” 苟不同苦笑道:“你弟弟小平带人去要账,结果被人揍了。这……我能干看着么?肯定带人去找回场子啊!” Looks for the gathering place, what money do you spend?” Madame Gou asked. “找场子,你花什么钱啊?”苟夫人问。 Guo Butong said: We are also in nearby areas, on say/way well-known person......” 苟不同道:“咱好歹也是十里八村中,道上有名有姓的人……” ! 啪! Madame Gou the direct mouth pulled out: „ Character? Returns the character on you? You...... 苟夫人直接一嘴巴抽了过去:“人物?就你还人物?你…… You is a pig! 你就是一头猪! You think that you spread the black coating, are you western Hunan black pig? ” 你以为你涂上黑涂料,你就是湘西黑猪啦?” Guo Butong pulled out quickly grasping the meaning of something, pitiful say/way: „ My this does not think peaceful measures before using force, result that boy was not too the thing. 苟不同被抽的一激灵,可怜巴巴的道:“我这不是想先礼后兵么,结果那小子太不是东西了。 Ordered the vegetables/dishes of many ultra specifications at the scene also even, but also motherfucking flip the table one is good to punch us! 当场点了好多超规格的菜也就算了,还tm掀桌子把我们一顿好揍啊! That bastard walks, but also packed a fish of big basin and three bottles of Maotai and two China! 王八蛋走的时候,还打包了一大盆的鱼和三瓶茅台、两条中华! You said that this is the person does? ” 你说这是人干的么?”
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