Has not waited for him saying that Yu Huifei throws to his China directly said: „Whom looks down upon? Pulling out!” 没等他说完,余会非直接扔给他一条中华道:“瞧不起谁呢？抽着！” Big eyeball looked, excited yelled: „Aiya, China! Flamboyant, Little Yu, do you get rich?” 大眼珠子一看,兴奋的大叫道:“哎呀,中华啊！牛逼啊,小鱼,你发财啦？” „Let alone these useless, asked you, the brothers am I graceful today?” Yu Huifei asked. “别说那些没用的,就问你,兄弟我今天帅不帅？”余会非问。 The big eyeball control white light, changes into a thumb saying: „Graceful, in the middle of Three Realms, you were most graceful.” 大眼珠子操控白光,化为一个大拇指道:“帅,三界当中,你最帅了。” Yu Huifei smiled happily...... then placed on the table for eight to say three bottles of Maotai: „Doesn't Brother Ox, drink?” 余会非开心的笑了……然后将三瓶茅台放在八仙桌上道:“牛哥,喝酒不？” Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Black Impermanence, even after Cui Jue sees the liquor, the eye is one bright. 牛头、马面、黑无常,甚至崔珏看到酒后,眼睛都是一亮。 Obviously these bold fellows, forgot in this moment why oneself comes...... 显然这些没脸没皮的家伙,在这一刻都忘记了自己是为什么来的了…… Obviously the liquor might was much big. 可见酒的威力有多大了。 A front door pass/test, Yu Huifei looked for a big iron saucepan from the backyard, selected the bonfire in the courtyard directly, on the frame the iron saucepan, the one of the fish in toward the iron saucepan but actually, a fish hot pot came out. 大门一关,余会非从后院找了一口大铁锅,直接在院子里点了篝火,架上铁锅,鱼肉往铁锅里一倒,一个鱼肉火锅就出来了。 Three bottles of white liquors, three bags of pristipomoides typuses, what one crowd of hell Yin God eat is incomparable carefree. 三瓶白酒,三袋子鱼,一群地府阴神吃的是无比的畅快。 Meanwhile everyone also asked Yu Huifei, exactly had anything. 同时大家也问余会非,到底发生了什么。 Yu Huifei said account, after the people listen, smiled...... 余会非将事情的经过说了一遍,众人听完之后,都笑了…… Obviously in the eyes of these Yin God, hits frame anything, is not a matter. 显然在这些阴神的眼里,打个架什么的,不算个事儿。 But speaking of flip the table time, White Impermanence incomparably resentful say/way: „You do not know, Little Yu this fellow looks at the human and animals to be harmless, begins direct flip the table. white reckless the vegetable/dish of that table......” 只不过说到掀桌子的时候,白无常无比愤懑的道:“你们是不知道啊,小鱼这家伙看着人畜无害的,动起手来直接掀桌子。白瞎了那一桌子的菜了……” Pū! 噗！ Yu Huifei liquor spurted big eyeball eyeball...... 余会非一口酒喷了大眼珠子一眼珠子…… However looks in the share of that China, big eyeball has not been angry. 不过看在那一条中华的份上,大眼珠子没生气。 However was Yu Huifei actually air/Qi unbearable? His flip the table? skill rather also too brought to the point of perfection that mmp, White Impermanence this goods the guilty party sues first considers? 不过余会非却气了个够呛？他掀桌子？mmp的,白无常这货恶人先告状告的本事未免也太炉火纯青了吧？ The people are the smart people, looks at the Yu Huifei appearance, as well as eating of pack, knows that definitely is not Yu Huifei raises. 众人都是聪明人,一看余会非的样子,以及打包的吃的,就知道肯定不是余会非掀的了。 Yu Huifei explained immediately: „This goods drank, word not at earliest convenience flip the table. Yeah, real white reckless these good vegetables/dishes...... to plan to pack to bring, sufficed us to eat several.” 余会非马上解释道:“这货喝多了,一言不合就掀桌子。哎,真白瞎了那些好菜了……本来打算打包带回来的,够咱们吃几顿了。” Therefore the people look to White Impermanence...... 于是众人纷纷看向白无常…… „Old White, how can you flip the table? That may be the good vegetable/dish!” “老白啊,你怎么能掀桌子呢？那可都是好菜啊！” „Old White, will lift the skirt next time, other flip the table. Lifts the skirt, the scenery looks, your flip the table, not only does not have the scenery, but also does not have the vegetable/dish to eat.” “老白啊,下次掀裙子,别掀桌子。掀裙子,还有风景看,你掀桌子,不但没风景,还没菜吃。” People's sincere persuasion...... 众人语重心长的劝说着…… The man, the liquor over three patrol, chatted the woman inevitably. 正所谓男人么,酒过三巡,必然聊到女人。 Therefore Ox-Head collected, said: „Little Yu, didn't you have the girlfriend?” 于是牛头凑了过来,道:“小鱼啊,你还没女朋友呢吧？” Black Impermanence raises hand: „No, today returns blind date!” 黑无常举手:“没有,今天还相亲呢！” Asking of Horse-Face glaring: „Are you a place?” 马面贼溜溜的问道:“那你还是个处么？” White Impermanence shakes the head saying: „Is impossible, recently my walk rivers and lakes so many years, for these years, the children opened. Basically to the age, is not the place...... right, Little Yu? Aiya, how did you blush?” 白无常摇头道:“不可能,我行走江湖这么多年,最近这几年,孩子们开放的很。基本上到了年龄,都不是处了……对吧,小鱼？哎呀,你咋脸红了？” Black Impermanence incomparable sincere say/way: „Really aren't you a place?” 黑无常无比实诚的道:“你不会真是处吧？” Horse-Face quack said with a smile strangely: „Blushed, was shy, absolutely is the place!” 马面嘎嘎怪笑道:“脸红了,害臊了,绝对是处！” Ox-Head said with a smile crazily: „Ha haha...... boy, your also too water? Such big, is a place? Your Brother Ox in the past, became the father at age 14!” 牛头狂笑道:“哈哈哈……小子,你也太水了吧？这么大了,还是个处？你牛哥当年,14岁的时候都当爹了！” White Impermanence and Black Impermanence appear especially excited: „Little Yu, are really you a place? You are our two brothers' lucky star honored people!” 白无常和黑无常显得格外的兴奋:“小鱼,你真是处么？那你是我们哥俩的福星贵人啦！” Yu Huifei hears this, say/way of wondering: „How did I become your honored people?” 余会非听到这,纳闷的道:“我咋就成了你们的贵人了？” Two people say/way with one voice: „You made up for our walk rivers and lakes recently these years, has not seen over 20 -year-old virgins the blank of waste residue. You said that you are our honored people?” 两人异口同声的道:“你弥补了我们行走江湖最近这些年,没见过二十多岁还是处男的废渣的空白。你说你是不是我们的贵人？” „Go away! The mother, this food had no way to eat.” “滚！妈的,这饭没法吃了。” The Yu Huifei fire, set out to walk, walked while is shouting: „ You are the places, entire family is a place! 余会非火了,起身就走,一边走一边嚷嚷着:“你们才是处呢,全家都是处！ The young masters I, I am not in ten thousand Huacong, the piece leaf does not moisten the body, has rested the woman has seen compared with you many. ” 小爷我才不是呢,我是万花丛中过,片叶不沾身,睡过的女人比你们见过的都多。” People hears word, laughs, obviously no letter/believes. 众人闻言,哈哈大笑,显然没一个信的。 Finally, Cui Jue in the past, brought Yu Huifei, one group of people are drinking, are eating the fish, chatted very carefree. 最终,崔珏过去,又把余会非带了回来,一群人喝着酒,吃着鱼肉,聊得好不畅快。 Is the next day time, the Yu Huifei backache and leg hurt, eye socket to hurt! 就是第二天的时候,余会非腰疼、腿疼、眼眶子疼！ His remembering vaguely, oneself had a strange dream probably, in the dream returned to the ancient battlefield probably, but oneself is not the military commander and soldier, but is a horse, leads the own military commander and two person who wear the black clothes and white clothing fought 300 rounds...... 他依稀的记得,自己好像做了个奇怪的梦,梦里好像回到了古战场里似的,只不过自己不是武将和士兵,而是一匹马,带着自己的武将和两个身穿黑衣和白衣的人大战了三百回合…… The nearby also ten points envy his horse, kicks him, disrupts his position...... 边上还有一匹十分嫉妒他的马,不停的踢他,扰乱他阵脚…… However concrete thinking, he could not think. 但是具体的想,他又想不起来了。 However when Yu Huifei washes the face, looks at eyelet azure in mirror, he anything understood immediately...... 不过当余会非洗脸的时候,看着镜子里的乌眼青,他顿时什么都明白了…… „Ox-Head Horse-Face...... thanks Bian, model/pattern does not have the fault!!” “牛头马面……谢必安,范无咎！！” ...... …… river Li pledged, later did not drink the big liquor with these bastards, this where was drinks, this was toward dying made one! 江离发誓,以后坚决不跟这几个混蛋喝大酒了,这哪里是喝酒啊,这是往死了弄人啊！ river Li thinks with foot, now can find out yesterday evening bitter experience, that is Ox-Head rides him to fight Black and White Impermanence absolutely! 江离用脚丫子想,现在都能想出昨天晚上的遭遇,那绝对是牛头骑着他大战黑白无常啊！ Horse-Face is responsible for being rivals for sexual favor to trample him in the nearby...... 马面在边上负责争风吃醋踹他…… At this moment, Yu Huifei hears the big backyard fire day after day, bang bang straight sound...... 就在这时,余会非听到大后院炮火连天,嘭嘭直响…… Meanwhile along with Ox-Head hehe laughter: „Old Horse, your flees is a little far!” 同时伴随着牛头嘿嘿的笑声:“老马啊,你这窜的有点远啊！” Horse-Face hmph hmph saying: „This called the body to be good, where looked like you, each time was a big cake wooden peg.” 马面哼哼道:“这叫身体好,哪像你,每次都是一个大粑粑橛子。” On the Yu Huifei forehead all was the heavy line...... hurries to take out money. 余会非脑门上全是黑线……赶紧掏出钱冲了出去。 Has the extra money while start, he planned that hurried to fix the restroom, so as to avoid everyone the backyard squatted daily. The key point is, six people squat, the thief big lump that also Ox-Head draws, Horse-Face flees far away...... such several days of times, the backyard became the mine field quickly, wants to go to bathroom, before going, must the acquaintance guide, cautious, otherwise one did not pay attention to want the move. 趁着手里有余钱,他打算赶紧把厕所修好了,免得大家天天后院蹲。重点是,六个人去蹲,牛头拉的还贼大一坨,马面一窜老远……就这么几天的功夫,后院都快成雷区了,想上个厕所,去之前都得熟人带路,小心翼翼,否则一不留神就要中招。 Therefore, cultivating the restroom was urgent. 所以,修厕所是刻不容缓了。 Finally arrived at the front courtyard, saw lying down that big eyeball lies lazily pulls out China, to sun in that...... 结果才到了前院,就看到大眼珠子懒趴趴的躺在那抽着中华、晒太阳呢…… Saw Yu Huifei to come out, big eyeball asking with a laugh: „Does Little Yu, which go?” 看到余会非出来了,大眼珠子笑呵呵的问道:“小鱼,去哪啊？” Yu Huifei spoke thoughtlessly saying: „Finds the person to cultivate/repair the restroom...... you to look after the house, if some people climbing a wall heads, scare to death to me his!” 余会非随口回道:“去找人过来修厕所……你看家啊,要是有人爬墙头,给我吓死丫的！” Big eyeball one hear, was enthusiastic immediately, sat, asking with a laugh: „Was rich?” 大眼珠子一听,顿时来劲了,噌的坐了起来,笑呵呵的问:“有钱了？” Yu Huifei nods...... 余会非点头…… Big eyeball glaring is staring at the Yu Huifei pocket say/way: „How many?” 大眼珠子贼溜溜的盯着余会非的口袋道:“多少？” Yu Huifei hit to startle, regarding this corrupt money, Yu Huifei always equated him and Lu Ya that old grandson. 余会非打了个激灵,对于这贪财货,余会非一向都是把他和陆压那老孙子划等号的。 Therefore Yu Huifei returns said: „200.” 于是余会非回道:“两百。” Big eyeball said with a smile: „200, although are not many, but, assembles. Or, do I help you handle?” 大眼珠子笑道:“两百虽然不多,不过,也还凑合。要不,我帮你搞定？” Yu Huifei surprised looks at big eyeball: „Will you cultivate/repair the restroom?” 余会非惊讶的看着大眼珠子:“你会修厕所？”