TRRLB :: Volume #1

#49: The pit compels! 【Sought collection to ask to hit to enjoy】


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Then White Impermanence takes up a chair conveniently, turns another Chinese character racket in the place, jumping up table, jumped to throw the body of Brother Gou a vigorously, brandished the fist, shot first with one hand and then the other! 然后白无常随手抄起一把椅子,啪的一声将另外一个汉字拍翻在地,一个健步跳上桌子,纵身扑到了狗哥的身上,抡起拳头,左右开弓! „Did you say? Said? Said?” “你说不说?说不说?说不说?” Brother Gou had not been hit ignorant, was first asked ignorant, he could not think through, what at present does this youngster want him to say? 狗哥还没被打懵呢,先被问懵了,他就想不通了,眼前这少年到底要他说啥啊? At this moment, Brother Ping and other little brothers also flushed, one by one is yelling: Lets loose! Your motherfucking lets loose to me!” 就在这时,平哥和其他的小弟也冲进来了,一个个大叫着:“放开!你tm给我放开!” Brother Ping trampled after White Impermanence conducted the back, White Impermanence body staggered, mouth, one volume of tongues hung directly, on a face that stuck in Brother Ping. 平哥更是一脚踹在了白无常的后背上,白无常身子一个踉跄,嘴一张,一卷舌头直接垂了下去,啪的一声糊在了平哥的脸上。 Yu Huifei looked, the heart called, saw that some people must circle, once walked two steps to see the long tongue of White Impermanence again. 余会非一看,心头叫遭,看到有人要绕过去了,一旦再走两步就看到白无常的长舌头了。 Yu Huifei without delay, overrunning is a foot, tramples that person turns in the place, then loudly brandishes the chair to exclaim: Makes way to me!” 余会非二话不说,冲过去就是一脚,将那人踹翻在地,然后抡起椅子大吼道:“都给我让开!” Meanwhile he is anxious: „Hasn't Old Black closed a switch to turn off a light? The falling cup of reaching an agreement is the number, motherfucking flip the table!” 同时他心里焦躁:“老黑怎么还不拉闸关灯进来呢?说好的摔杯为号,都tm掀桌子啦!” Result careful one hear, outside hi, some people have been very shouting probably...... 结果仔细一听,外面好像挺嗨的,有人一直在嚷嚷…… However Yu Huifei did not have the time to think, that side Brother Ping bellowed: Without that robust man, you thinks that who you are? Punches him to me!” 不过余会非没时间多想了,那边平哥大吼:“没了那壮汉,你以为你是谁?给我揍他!” One crowd of feather dusters, are greatly bald on the strategic place that the gold/metal dog chain kills come...... 一群鸡毛掸子、大光头、金狗链子杀的呼呼啦啦的就要冲过来…… At this time White Impermanence was also more energetic, curls the tongue hastily. 这时候白无常也精神了一些,连忙将舌头卷了回去。 Ground Brother Gou was spread saliva of face, in addition the beforehand dog meat sauce, under the burning stabbing pain, cannot open the eye...... 地上的狗哥被涂了一脸的口水,再加上之前的狗肉酱,火辣辣的刺痛之下,根本睁不开眼睛…… White Impermanence sees this, felt relieved. 白无常见此,也就放心了。 White Impermanence sets out, a side moved slightly, avoided a fist of Brother Ping. Then he with ghosts and demons, in room, small step gently is stepping, one step sways, whatever in the room more than ten people also begin, cannot siege him obstinately! Beverage bottle that all fists and foot, fly, was all shunted by him with ease. 白无常起身,微微一个侧移,避开了平哥的一拳。然后他就跟个鬼魅似的,在屋子里,小步子轻轻的迈着,一步一飘摇,任凭屋子里十几个人同时动手,愣是围困不住他!所有的拳头、脚丫子,飞来的酒瓶子,全都被他轻松躲开了。 This goods also while convenient passing by person, a person of fist, what hit is one by one covers the eye to wail. 这货还顺带着给路过的人,一人一拳,打的是一个个捂着眼睛哀嚎不已。 Has the chicken thief, seeing White Impermanence is not good to cope, in line with being present at work does not strive, the persimmon selects the principle of soft pinching, transferred the direction to charge into Yu Huifei directly. 有鸡贼的,见白无常不好对付,本着出工不出力,柿子挑软的捏的原则,直接调转方向冲向了余会非 Yu Huifei looked, did not instigate, brandishing the chair is a chaotic racket, in a short time no one can obstinately near body! 余会非一看,也不怂,抡起椅子就是一顿乱拍,短时间内愣是没人能近身! Old White, help!” A Yu Huifei cincture the chair, was shouting at the same time. 老白,救命啊!”余会非一边轮着椅子,一边大喊。 White Impermanence hears here sound, fluttered randomly came, then a person of fist, all punching to fall face down. 白无常听到这边的动静,一阵乱飘就过来了,然后一人一拳,全都给揍趴下了。 Fights rapidness, rapidness of also conclusion. 打斗发生的快,结束的也快。 Because of the White Impermanence elegant Fist Arts, was really strange. 因为白无常的飘逸拳法,实在是太诡异了。 The rapidness of avoidance, the rapidness of running, a fist gets down, no one can resist a fist...... 躲避的快,跑的快,一拳下去,没人能抗住一拳…… But White Impermanence seems like the constellation virgo, the obsession is common, saw that these people rub the eye to stand actually after only then one side the eye is azure, immediately overruns to the opposite party another eye makes up a fist. 白无常似乎是个处女座,强迫症一般,看到那些人揉着眼睛站起来却只有一边眼睛是青的后,立刻冲过去给对方另一个眼睛补上一拳。 Definite opposite party symmetrically aligned, with panda, this satisfied receiving hand. 确定对方两边对称了,都跟熊猫似的了,这才满意的收手。 At this time his liquor vigor as if passed, stood is a little in a daze in the ground. 这时候他酒劲似乎过去了,站在地上有点发呆。 He has a look at vegetable/dish and tray anything everywhere, has a look at Yu Huifei again, knits the brows: Little Yu, next time other flip the table, waste.” 他看看满地的菜、盘子啥的,再看看余会非,皱眉道:“小鱼啊,下次别掀桌子,浪费。” Yu Huifei hears does word, really want to this fellow fist, fuck, you also to have a face to say me? 余会非闻言,真想给这家伙一拳头,尼玛的,你还有脸说我? This is you raises good? 这是你掀的好么? However, White Impermanence sobered up evidently, will not hit the person randomly. 不过,看样子白无常是醒酒了,不会乱打人了。 Yu Huifei hurries to draw White Impermanence to leave...... 余会非赶紧拉着白无常走人…… Goes out, downstairs also one group of child little brothers squat, in that is listening to the music in earphone, hi look pleased with oneself. 出去的时候,楼下还有一帮子小弟蹲在那听着耳机里的音乐,嗨的摇头晃脑呢。 Yu Huifei goes downstairs, they have not stopped. 余会非下楼,他们也没制止。 Obviously, the Brother Gou management team had trash how...... 可见,狗哥的管理团队有多么的垃圾了…… Just before leaving time, after Yu Huifei goes , the kitchen carried a fish of big bag, the vegetable/dish that this is he just went to bathroom adds, the direct pack brings back. 临走的时候,余会非去后厨拎了一大袋子的鱼,这是他刚刚上厕所的时候加的菜,直接打包带回去的。 Moreover, Yu Huifei also wanted two Chinese smoke, gives extra three bottles of Maotai, finally abandons one: „The Brother Gou account in!” 另外,余会非还要了两条中华烟,外带三瓶茅台,最后扔下一句:“记狗哥账上!” Goes out, Yu Huifei saw that the nearby that stage child coat man takes the microphone, is shouting: „ Passed through to pass by do not miss, has 40 meters big python seen? True big python...... 出了门,余会非就看到边上那戏台子上衣男子拿着话筒,嗷嗷喊着:“走过路过不要错过啊,四十米大蟒蛇见过吗?真正的大蟒蛇…… The python eats the chicken, the python eats the duck, eats uncooked on the spot, does not cook does not boil! 蟒蛇吃鸡,蟒蛇吃鸭,现场生吃,不炖不煮啊! Has not seen comes! 没见过的都过来啊! The backstage personnel please note, did the big python prepare? Prepared, the preparation entered the stage...... ” 后台人员请注意,大蟒蛇准备好了么?准备好了,就准备出场了啊……” The nearby old man passed by from two people side, the mouth was foul-mouthed: Dead swindler, shouted a motherfucking nearly evening, on these words, has not seen the python, light motherfucking sold sham goods.” 边上一老头从两人身边路过,嘴里骂骂咧咧的:“死骗子,喊tm快一个晚上了,就这一句话,也没见到蟒蛇,光tm狗皮膏药了。” Yu Huifei speechless, he before not rare this swindler, but has not thought that these fellows rushed to Xiulin this place to come unexpectedly. 余会非一阵无语,他以前没少见过这种江湖骗子,只是没想到这些家伙竟然跑到秀林这种地方来了。 White Impermanence said: „Isn't that Old Black?” 白无常道:“那不是老黑么?” Yu Huifei looked, sees only downstairs in the fish village corner to squat a person, dark lowering the head, is Old Black. 余会非一看,只见鱼庄楼下的角落里蹲着一个人,黑乎乎的低着头,正是老黑 Yu Huifei hurried to ask him to walk in the past together. 余会非过去赶紧叫他一起走。 On road Black Impermanence curious asking: All smooth?” 路上黑无常好奇的问道:“一切顺利?” Yu Huifei said: Big brother, did we fire off well? The falling cup of reaching an agreement is the number, our table raised, you?” 余会非道:“大哥,我们都打完了好么?说好的摔杯为号,我们桌子都掀了,你人呢?” Black Impermanence pulls out the ear, points at that big stage saying: That thing too loud, has not heard......” 黑无常掏掏耳朵,指着那大舞台道:“那玩意太响了,没听到啊……” Yu Huifei speechless, but also is one rejoiced, luckily the White Impermanence battle efficiency is high, otherwise he is afraid of getting into trouble to take a beating today. 余会非一阵无语,不过也是一阵庆幸,幸亏白无常战斗力高,否则今天他怕事要挨顿揍了。 When Yu Huifei walked, Brother Gou crawls, after washing cleanly the dog meat sauce and hot pepper in eye, looks at the eyelet azure face, the anger exclaims: „ Yu Huifei! I have not ended with you!! 余会非走了,狗哥爬起来,洗干净了眼睛里的狗肉酱和辣椒后,看着乌眼青的脸,怒吼道:“余会非!我跟你没完!! Aiyu ~ ~ hurts...... ” 哎呦~~疼……” When he goes downstairs, sees the bill time, Brother Gou direct two become dark, has almost not fainted. 等他下了楼,看到账单的时候,狗哥直接两眼发黑,差点没晕过去。 Finally, Brother Gou of loan-shark family background, wrote the bill signed in acknowledgment of debt to walk obstinately from the fish village, face upwarded to wail: „ Yu Huifei! Your Sir! You are waiting to me! 最后,高利贷出身的狗哥,愣是写了欠条才从鱼庄里走出来,仰天哀嚎:“余会非!你大爷的!你给我等着! Aiyu ~ ~ hurts...... ” 哎呦~~疼……” ...... …… Opens the front door, Yu Huifei shouts: Brothers, came out to eat the fish!” 推开大门,余会非就喊道:“兄弟们,出来吃鱼了!” Hears to eat, the backyard front door seemed hit by the bull , when opened, Ox-Head first flushed, called out: Aiya I hold, are you also thinking us? What do I have a look to have?” 听到有吃的,后院大门仿佛被公牛撞开似的,哐当一声就开了,牛头第一个冲了出来,叫道:“哎呀我操,你们还想着我们呐?我看看都有啥?” Horse-Face also came, the big long face collects, looks at the fish in bag, two people heard...... 马面也来了,大长脸凑过去,一看袋子里的鱼肉,两人一闻…… Fragrance! The old man has not blown flamboyant!” Black Impermanence is short, pushed, after smelling, expressed the own view. “香!那老头没吹牛逼!”黑无常个子矮,挤了进来,闻了闻后,发表了自己的看法。 Cui Jue said with a smile: Little Yu, your oneself feared cannot afford delicious these? You are......” 崔珏笑道:“小鱼,你自己怕是买不起这些好吃的吧?你这是……” Yu Huifei hehe said with a smile: Others are generous, how can we? Actually disrespectful!” 余会非呵呵一笑道:“人家慷慨,咱们能咋样呢?却之不恭呗!” Then, Yu Huifei is shouting to the pine tree: Big eyeball, came out to smoke.” 说完,余会非对着松树喊道:“大眼珠子,出来抽烟了。” In the yellow skin bottle gourd on squirrel emits white big eyeball, said: I told you, the smoke of several dollars, I did not pull out......” 松鼠上的黄皮葫芦里冒出一个白色的大眼珠子,道:“我告诉你啊,几块钱的烟,我可不抽……”
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