TRRLB :: Volume #1

#48: Eats vegetable/dish flip the table $ 1


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This is negotiations, is not treats. 这就是个谈判,又不是来请客的。 Ordered food? 点什么菜啊? Moreover, this home cooking really expensive/noble! 而且,这家菜是真的贵啊! Yu Huifei looks at Brother Gou saying: Brother Gou, aren't you will unable to invite?” 余会非看着狗哥道:“狗哥,你不会是请不起吧?” Where Brother Gou can lose this face, clenches teeth to stamp the feet: Serves food!” 狗哥哪能丢的起这个脸啊,一咬牙一跺脚:“上菜!” The service people nodded, hurry. 服务员点头,赶紧下去了。 I go to bathroom.” Yu Huifei sets out to walk. “我上个厕所。”余会非起身就走。 White Impermanence cannot bear ask: „Before you come, just didn't draw?” 白无常忍不住问道:“你来之前不是刚拉了么?” Yu Huifei righteous say/way: Opens meat with great difficulty, poured cleanly, one will eat much.” 余会非理直气壮的道:“好不容易开个荤,倒干净了,一会多吃点。” I also go.” White Impermanence sets out to follow immediately. “那我也去。”白无常立刻起身跟上。 The people collective is speechless, on forehead suddenly/violently Hanru rain, this fuck, what person? 众人集体无语,脑门上暴汗如雨啊,这尼玛,什么人啊? Even many people looked to Brother Gou, probably was saying: This goods poorly became like this, did you determine him to be able on money also?” 甚至不少人都看向了狗哥,好像在说:“这货都穷成这样了,你确定他能还的上钱?” Brother Gou lowers the head, the doom pinches the forehead in that obviously he was also done by Yu Huifei this type of two goods compels ignorant. 狗哥低着头,死命在那掐眉心啊,显然他也被余会非这种二货干懵逼了。 Yu Huifei squats is a half hour, waits, the vegetable/dish has started. 余会非一蹲就是半小时,等回来的时候,菜已经开始上了。 In the people eyes suspected, this goods squat in the restroom are staring at serving food came to come out. 众人眼中怀疑,这货是蹲在厕所里盯着上菜的来了才出来的。 After Yu Huifei sits down, flung waving the arms about, the water drop that the hand that just washed flings directly flies randomly. 余会非坐下后,甩了甩手,刚洗的手直接甩的水珠乱飞。 Nearby that man, moved the stool to change the place directly. 边上那汉子,直接搬凳子换地方了。 Yu Huifei moved the position, loose feeling, comfortable smile...... 余会非挪了挪位置,宽松的感觉,舒坦的笑容…… But people face constipation, the tooth of air/Qi is trembling. 而众人则一脸便秘似的,气的牙都在打颤。 Yu Huifei said: „, Do not look, your green vegetables arrived, hurries to eat. The younger male cousin, you likes eating the meat, hurries to eat, this duck good. 余会非道:“诸位,别看着了,你们的青菜都到了,赶紧吃。表弟,你喜欢吃肉,赶紧吃吧,这鸭头不错。 The fish is one certainly...... ” 鱼更是一绝……” A man cannot bear say: Boss Yu, ten jin (0.5 kg) fish, you determined moving that you eat?” 一汉子忍不住道:“余老板,十斤的鱼,你确定你吃的动么?” Yu Huifei said: Relax, could not eat us to pack.” 余会非道:“放心,吃不了咱们可以打包。” People: Mmp! It is not concerned about face, damn!” 众人:“mmp!不要脸,操!” Some people think that the real incarnation organized crime, pulled out the big thin-bladed knife to give this grandson blade. 有人都想真的化身黑社会,掏出大片刀给这孙子一刀了。 Brother Gou just about to opens the mouth, Yu Huifei said: Food did not say the bedroom not to speak, finished eating, said the matter again, otherwise appeared everyone not to educate.” 狗哥刚要开口,余会非道:“食不言寝不语,吃完了,再说事,否则显得大家没教养。” The mouth that Brother Gou opens closed...... 狗哥张开的嘴又闭上了…… At this time, a service person came, then the strange scene in whole person theater box made dumbfounded! 这时候,一个服务员进来了,然后整个人都包厢里的诡异场面弄傻眼了! She was so many years service people not to see the so strange scene! 她当了这么多年的服务员从没见过如此诡异的场景! One group of tall tattoo man and bald man, sit in that do not prefer, with all one's might is eating the green vegetables, radish and cucumber. Simultaneously stubbornly is staring opposite that two young people, as if their mouths eat is not the green vegetables, is these two. 一群牛高马大的纹身汉子、光头汉子,坐在那十分不情愿的,狠命的吃着青菜、萝卜、黄瓜。同时死死的瞪着对面那两个年轻人,仿佛他们嘴里吃的不是青菜,是这两人似的。 But opposite that two young people do not care muddily, face relaxed sitting drinks the young wine to eat the ample food in that incomparable carefree. 而对面那两个年轻人则浑不在意,一脸轻松的坐在那喝着小酒吃着大鱼大肉,无比的畅快。 A bald robust man could not bear, stared a service person: What do you take a look at?” 一个光头壮汉忍不住了,瞪了一眼服务员:“你瞅啥?” Service person awkward smiling of, turned around. 服务员尴尬的笑了笑,转身出去了。 The next quarter, the gate opened. 下一刻,门又开了。 Brother Gou was also hot: Comes and goes, when here is the city gate?!” 狗哥也火了:“来来往往的,当这里是城门呐?!” Ignorant a Brother Ping face compels looks at Brother Gou, has a look at live strange picture again, swallowed a saliva saying: Brother Gou...... this......, or do I go out?” 平哥一脸懵逼的看着狗哥,再看看现场这诡异的画面,咽了口唾沫道:“狗哥……这……要不我出去?” Go away!” Brother Gou a lot of anger do not have the place to send, seizes Brother Ping this oneself person, direct eruption. “滚!”狗哥一肚子火气没地方发呢,逮住平哥这个自己人,直接爆发了。 Brother Ping is helpless, dingy going out. 平哥无奈,灰溜溜的出去了。 Boss Yu, we said the proper business.” Brother Gou could not bear. 余老板,我们还是说正事吧。”狗哥忍不住了。 Yu Huifei looked at him, said with a smile: No rush, was about to finish eating.” 余会非看了看他,笑道:“别急,快吃完了。” Say/Way that Brother Gou clenches jaws: „ Goes into debt to render back the money, perfectly justified. Boss Yu, when do you prepare also? 狗哥咬牙切齿的道:“欠债还钱,天经地义。余老板,你准备什么时候还? Without money, according to the contract in writes, you must pay off a debt in labor with your family's that courtyard house. ” 如果没钱,按照合同上写的,你得用你们家的那个四合院来抵债。” Yu Huifei hears this, put down the chopsticks...... 余会非听到这,放下了筷子…… In fact, Yu Huifei has not thought, he spoke thoughtlessly before a saying, result these people really coordinate him, visits him to eat the thing. 事实上,余会非也没想到,他之前只是随口一说,结果这些人真的配合他,看着他吃东西。 Yu Huifei smiles looks at Brother Gou saying: „ loan-shark this thing, I do not believe. 余会非笑眯眯的看着狗哥道:“高利贷这东西,我是不信的。 However owes your money, according to the general interest, I can return you, as for our courtyard house, you do not think. ” 不过欠你的钱,按照一般的利息,我可以还你,至于我们的四合院,你就别想了。” Hears this saying, Brother Gou pounds on the table, sets out to say suddenly: Your what meaning? To repudiate a debt? To go bad the custom of our rivers and lakes?” 听到这话,狗哥一拍桌子,豁然起身道:“你什么意思?想赖账么?想坏了我们江湖的规矩么?” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „ You, but also rivers and lakes custom. On your fellows, but also rivers and lakes? 余会非白了他一眼道:“得了吧你,还江湖规矩。就你们这些家伙,还江湖? Do you believe that you install the organized crime with me again, my telephone hits to policeman, all carries off to take undeserved credit you? ” 你信不信,你再跟我装黑社会,我一个电话打给警察叔叔,将你们全都带走去邀功?” Brother Gou been mad eyeball was red, he indeed is not the organized crime. 狗哥被气的眼珠子都红了,他的确不是黑社会。 He is a credit corporation boss, to demand payment, he brings one group of child securities, collected much did not go to school, child who also wants after the bludger, pretended to be the organized crime. 他就是一个信贷公司老板,为了要账,他带着一帮子保安,搜集了不少不上学,又想当混混的孩子后,冒充黑社会。 Stands by a fearful appearance, this also indeed made him probably arrive at a lot of money...... 以一个可怕的模样站出来,这也的确让他要到了不少钱…… However the issue is, these children really think that oneself is the organized crime, is symmetric with his brothers, the buddy loyalty, without money asked him to want. 但是问题是,那些孩子真以为自己是黑社会啊,跟他兄弟相称,哥们义气,没钱了就找他来要。 This must open the shop, that must pick up the little girl, today marries, tomorrow grandfather 80 th birthday...... 这个要开店子,那个要泡妞,今天结婚,明天爷爷80大寿…… one by one, soon emptied his purse. 一个个的,把他钱袋子都快要空了。 Now Brother Gou is also unable to back down, without these little brothers, he would have no power and prestige, or comes the debt. 现在狗哥也是骑虎难下,没了这些小弟,他就没了威风,要不来债。 Has these little brothers, he always thought that oneself works. 有这些小弟,他总觉得自己才是打工的。 However at present, he was really mad by Yu Huifei, pointed at Yu Huifei saying: „Do you...... you believe me to ask you unable to leave this gate?” 但是眼下,他是真被余会非气到了,指着余会非道:“你……你信不信我让你走不出去这个门?” ! 啪! A bowl patted on the face of Brother Gou! 一个碗子拍在了狗哥的脸上! Drenched dog meat sauce of Brother Gou face! 淋了狗哥一脸的狗肉酱啊! Let alone Brother Gou, Yu Huifei had a scare by this sudden tray, hasn't he made White Impermanence begin? 别说狗哥了,就连余会非都被这突如其来的一盘子吓了一跳,他也没让白无常动手啊? Finally Yu Huifei raised the head, saw White Impermanence two red lifted the head, how this picture Yu Huifei thought that a little looks familiar. 结果余会非一抬头,就看到白无常两眼通红的抬起了头,这画面余会非怎么觉得有点眼熟呢。 Afterward Yu Huifei thought of Cui Jue eyelet azure...... 随后余会非想到了崔珏的乌眼青…… Then Yu Huifei to mouth stops the White Impermanence words, swallows back directly, lowers the head to eat the meat. 然后余会非到嘴边的呵止白无常的话,直接咽了回去,低头吃肉。 Joke, Cui Jue, but the White Impermanence immediate superior, this goods drinks saying that hits hits, not to mention in his world first waste Daoist Immortal. 笑话,崔珏可是白无常顶头上司,这货喝了酒说打就打,更别提他一个世上第一废物神仙了。 Drinking White Impermanence absolutely is the not recognizing one's family lord. 喝了酒的白无常绝对是六亲不认的主。 At this time, bird quietly do not speak, do not attract this goods the attention is a kingly way. 这时候,鸟悄的别吭声,别吸引这货的注意力才是王道。 Other robust men recovered, pounds on the table, one by one sets out suddenly, angrily rebukes saying: ** Does the bastard, you dare to begin?” 其他的壮汉回过神来了,一拍桌子,一个个豁然起身,怒斥道:“**崽子,你敢动手?” They look at White Impermanence fair and clear, wears the school uniform, thinks that White Impermanence is a student, is definitely good to bully. 他们看白无常白白净净的,穿着校服,都以为白无常就是个学生呢,肯定好欺负。 Therefore the courage incomparable strength of one by one, the to rub sleeve must frighten the person. 所以一个个的都胆气无比的壮,撸袖子就要吓唬人。 Finally White Impermanence without delay, both hands take away the glass turntable on dining table, makes an effort to raise! 结果白无常二话不说,双手扣在饭桌子上的玻璃转盘,用力一掀! Aii yeah......” Yu Huifei sees this, draws cannot hold on. “哎哎哎……”余会非见此,拉都拉不住。 The entire glass turntable all threw off together with the above vegetable/dish! 整个玻璃转盘连同上面的菜全都掀翻了! Then sees White Impermanence to bellow to rush, to nearby foaming with rage eyeball eye socket of robust man is being a fist! 然后就见白无常大吼一声就冲了上去,对着附近的一个吹胡子瞪眼睛的壮汉的眼眶子就是一拳! The opposite party squatted...... 对方嗷的一声就蹲了下去……
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