TRRLB :: Volume #1

#52: Installs to compel $ 1


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Madame Gou was a palm of the hand in the past: You install the black color are the person will do?” 苟夫人又是一巴掌过去:“你装黑色色会就是人干的了?” Guo Butong shrinks the neck: „Isn't my also wants the family/home to earn an extra income to us? Also, in the village made loans so many years, has not met such hard stubble......” 苟不同一缩脖子:“我这不是也想给咱们家赚点外快么?再说了,村子里放贷这么多年,也没遇到过这么硬的茬子啊……” Madame Gou air/Qi same place stamps the feet: Even that little Zikeng couldn't you, use so much money? 20,000!” 苟夫人气的原地直跺脚:“就算那小子坑了你,也用不上那么多钱吧?两万块啊!” Guo Butong said: I was working as the surface pits of so many people by him, I affirm recover the gathering place.” 苟不同道:“我被他当着那么多人的面坑了,我肯定得找回场子啊。” Then?” “然后呢?” Then I called No. dozens brothers to stop up his family/home front door together, asked him to do accounts.” “然后我就召集了好几十号兄弟一起去堵他家大门,找他算账了。” „Can money come?” “钱要来了么?” Result grandson reported to the police......” “结果这孙子报警了……” Aiya...... you...... are you pig? In broad daylight, leading the person to stop up others gate, didn't others report to the police also motherfucking wait/etc. you to hit?” Speaking of this, Madame Gou rubs the solar acupuncture point: Luckily without going, went, you go in now.” “哎呀……你……你是猪么?大白天的,带人去堵人家门,人家不报警还tm等你们打进去啊?”说到这,苟夫人揉揉太阳穴道:“幸亏没进去,进去了,你们现在就都进去了。” Nod that Guo Butong makes an effort: „ So many people help my being present at work station yard and pound the gate, with dog that the police pursue, can car(riage) Maffey reimburse? 苟不同用力的点头:“那么多人帮我出工站场子、砸门、被警察追的跟狗似的,车马费总得报销吧? In addition at noon a nice wine good vegetable/dish...... 再加上中午一顿好酒好菜…… 20,000 dry/does remaining 38...... ” 两万块干的就剩下三十八了……” I......” Madame Gou brandishes the rolling pin directly is one punches. “我……”苟夫人直接抡起擀面杖就是一顿揍啊。 Guo Butong could not shoulder, stood to run away. 苟不同扛不住了,站起来撒腿就跑。 Madame Gou is carrying the sickle in behind, flings on the sickle is bundling whip rope, follows on the heels pulls out crazily continues! Pulls out while scolds: I let your happy to partake but not prepared to do any work, I make you think dishonest practices, I pull out you!” 苟夫人在后面拎着镰刀,甩着镰刀上捆着的鞭子绳,跟在后面狂抽不止!一边抽一边骂:“我让你好吃懒做,我让你想歪门邪道,我抽死你!” ...... …… But Yu Huifei, then brings Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face, fully-armed waited for enough one week at home, the enemies of wool have not waited till obstinately. On the contrary is food and drink rubbish anything, before him, that money Quanda who makes went in...... 余会非这边,则带着黑白无常牛头马面,全副武装的在家等了足足一个礼拜,愣是毛的敌人都没等到。反倒是吃喝拉撒啥的,把他之前弄来的那点钱全搭进去了…… Suddenly, Yu Huifei raising head king heaven, wails saying: Money! Money......” 一时间,余会非仰头王天,哀嚎道:“钱啊!钱啊……” At this moment, a sound that the cell phone ding, resounded with a gentle female voice: You have the new order, please note to search and collect.” 就在这时,手机叮的一声响了,跟着一个温柔的女声响起:“您有新的订单,请注意查收。” Yu Huifei hit to startle, hurries to lower the head to take up the cell phone! 余会非打了个激灵,赶紧低头拿起手机! That flash, above small cell phone screen, instantaneous float one, two, three, four, five and six big heads! 那一瞬间,小小的手机屏上方,瞬间悬浮了一、二、三、四、五、六颗大脑袋! Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and Cui Jue Yu Huifei, six people all collected. 牛头马面,黑白无常崔珏余会非,六个人全都凑上来了。 Does not have the means that has eaten delicious, that green vegetables really could not eat up. However wants to eat, must have money, but this order, was their complete bringing in money channels. 没办法啊,吃过好吃的,那青菜实在是吃不下了。但是想吃好的,必须有钱,而这个订单,就是他们全部的来钱渠道了。 Is beyond control they not to attach great importance to! 由不得他们不重视! Yu Huifei looks, my goodness, under some really people order! 余会非一看,好家伙,真有人下订单啊! Person who however reads the order, Yu Huifei was happy...... 但是一看下订单的人,余会非乐了…… Impressively Yes Ke Li! 赫然是-可离 In other words, this local tyrant adds the crisp younger sister, rushed to his here to live unexpectedly. 也就是说,这个土豪加好爽的妹子,竟然跑到他这里住来了。 Yu Huifei looks to nearby Cui Jue, Cui Jue knows that Ke Li and Liu Xin matter, said with a smile: All right, I put on to the mask that you make, the oneself limelight own person supposes, without issue. Moreover, paid attention, the person supposed is very important, compelling the standard to depend on it. Here is Ghosts and Gods Inn, played is the ghost ghosts and gods god, installing to compel is not underhanded and unusual.” 余会非看向边上的崔珏,崔珏知道可离柳歆的事情了,笑道:“没事,我给你们做的面具戴上,自己注意点自己的人设,没问题的。另外,都注意了,人设很重要,逼格就靠它了。我们这里是鬼神客栈,玩的就是鬼鬼神神,装逼不下作和与众不同。” Yu Huifei nods, making him feel relieved. 余会非点头,让他放心。 Then Yu Huifei ordered...... 然后余会非接单了…… Meets the list, Yu Huifei follows Cui Jue to take the mask immediately, a mask of wooden, the mask was very every simple, was on a face several holes. Although brief, but is not absolutely ugly, instead above is the old elm strange pattern, with the entire courtyard house atmosphere incomparable conjunction, has a mysterious air. 接了单,余会非立刻跟着崔珏去拿面具,人手一个木质的面具,面具很简单,就是一张脸上几个窟窿。虽然简约,但是绝对不丑,反而上面的属于老榆树的诡异花纹,和整个四合院的气氛无比的契合,带着一种神秘色彩。 After putting on the mask, Yu Huifei has oneself is in that remote mountains and ancient forests, is defending haunted house the feeling of strange old man. 戴上面具后,余会非都有种自己就是那深山老林里,守着鬼屋的古怪老头的感觉了。 Yu Huifei to the mirror, hehe was saying: Hello, welcome to move in Ghosts and Gods Inn. Does the custom of this inn, understand?” 余会非对着镜子,嘿嘿道:“你好,欢迎入住鬼神客栈。本客栈的规矩,都懂么?” Yu Huifei thought that this installs to compel very much, therefore went out happily. 余会非觉得这很装逼,于是高高兴兴的出去了。 After coming out, Yu Huifei discovered, Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and Cui Jue five people sit in the front courtyard entrance, elongated the neck to hope the guest hurried. 出来之后,余会非就发现,牛头马面黑白无常崔珏五个人都坐在前院门口呢,伸长了脖子盼着客人赶紧来呢。 By evening time...... 到了傍晚的时候…… Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚! Came!” “来了!” Yu Huifei and the others came the spirit immediately, for and others, several fellow lunches has not eaten, the dinner has not eaten. 余会非等人顿时来了精神,为了等这些人,几个家伙中饭没吃,晚饭也没吃呢。 Food that because the beforehand money and tricks did not have, must eat, only then greens leaf. Exclusion of one by one is not good, knows that today has the income, is waiting for bringing in money, has the feast. 因为之前的钱和忽悠来的食物都没了,要吃只有生菜叶子。一个个的嫌弃的不行,知道今天有进账,都等着来了钱,吃大餐呢。 one by one hungry two send green, belly rumble calling, with thundering. 一个个饿的两眼发绿,肚子咕噜噜的叫,跟打雷似的。 Now hears to knock on a door, Yu Huifei sets out suddenly! 如今听到敲门上,余会非豁然起身! Cui Jue waves, Black and White Impermanence puts on the mask, arrived at the entrance vigorously! 崔珏一挥手,黑白无常戴上面具,一个健步来到了大门口! Ox-Head Horse-Face hurried to pack the thing to get the hell out, their did not gather the common sense big head, any mask was useless, can only hide in the point. 牛头马面则赶紧收拾东西滚蛋了,他们那不合常理的大脑袋,啥面具都没用,只能躲着点了。 As Yu Huifei is authorized Black and White Impermanence to open the door, the front door sent out quack the obsolete resounding, the front door opens. 随着余会非授权黑白无常开门,大门发出嘎嘎的老旧的脆响,大门开了。 Followed three forms to appear in the entrance, was Ke Li, Liu Xin as well as a big fellow, Liu Zhuang. 跟着三道身影出现在了大门口,正是可离柳歆以及一个大块头,刘壮 These person of Yu Huifei and the others have seen, is not naturally strange, but finds it ridiculous...... 这些人余会非等人都见过,自然不陌生,只是觉得好笑…… Couple of days ago frightened the urine on the mountain to them, in an instant collected a room to come. 前两天才在山上给他们吓尿了,转眼又凑一个屋来了。 The front door opens slowly, Ke Li, Liu Xin and Liu Zhuang three people only thought that cold wind blew, several people hit to tremble subconsciously. 大门缓缓打开,可离柳歆刘壮三人只觉得一股阴风吹了出来,几个人下意识的打了个哆嗦。 Liu Xin and Ke Li toward depended together...... 柳歆可离更是往一起靠了靠…… The front door opens, a middle-aged person who wore took care in the ancient times appears in three people of lines of sight, his smile was very kind, but fell in the eyes of several people, had a gloomy feeling. 大门开启,一个身穿古代服侍的中年人出现在了三人的视线当中,他的笑容很和蔼的,但是落在几个人的眼中,却有种阴森的感觉。 It seems like in the remote mountain waits for the small white rabbit to enter tiger of mouth...... 就好像深山里的等着小白兔进入嘴里的老虎似的…… The voice of middle-aged person is very gentle, does not have the happy meaning, without other mood fluctuates, was more like a robot to squeeze out smile, very strange: Several, but stays at an inn?” 中年人的声音很平和,没有高兴的意思,也没有其他的情绪波动,更像是一个机器人挤出了一丝笑容似的,十分的诡异:“几位,可是住店?” Looks at this gloomy and strange feeling, Ke Li and Liu Xin a little instigated, but was more curious regarding this shop immediately! 看着这阴森森、诡异的感觉,可离柳歆都有点怂了,不过随即对于这家店更加好奇了! Although somewhat feared, but wants to go, experiences feeling that a grave mound sleeps. 虽然有些怕,不过还是想进去住一下,体验一把坟头睡觉的感觉。 The courage of Liu Zhuang must be greatly many, when 5 th climbs mountains personally, after descending the mountain, fatty and another person frightened the paralysis directly several days, then went home. 刘壮的胆子的确要大不少,当初五个人上山,下山后,胖子和另外一人直接吓得瘫了好几天,然后回家去了。 Therefore five teams of people only had three people...... 所以五个人的团队只剩下三个人了…… Liu Zhuang one step goes forward, said loudly: „Are you this boss? The urogenouses of very your lane, are really an excellent likeness with the ghost.” 刘壮一步上前,大声道:“你是这的老板?你们这弄的挺尿性啊,跟真的鬼神似的。” Cui Jue shows a faint smile, that expression blasted out with the rind, was stranger, almost does not have the sentimental sound with one: This is the merit of our boss, all are he arrange personally. Several, must stay at an inn comes with me, went through the formalities, can move.” 崔珏微微一笑,那表情就跟橘子皮炸开了似的,更加诡异了,操着一口几乎没有感情的声音:“这是我们老板的功劳,一切都是他亲手安排的。几位,要住店就跟我来吧,办理了手续,就可以入住了。” „Aren't you a boss?” Ke Li surprised looks at present Cui Jue, Cui Jue felt too strange, how to see seems like the boss. “你不是老板?”可离惊讶的看着眼前的崔珏,崔珏给人的感觉太诡异了,怎么看都像是老板。 Cui Jue shows a faint smile, anything had not said that raises head, the one-story house in vision jump front courtyard, looked to the backyard two buildings. 崔珏微微一笑,什么都没说,仰头,目光跳过前院的平房,看向了后院的二楼。 In two buildings, a red clothes man brings the mask to sit in that in the hand takes a flower, careful looks, motionless. 二楼上,一名红衣男子带着面具坐在那,手里拿着一朵花,仔细的看着,一动不动。
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