Fatty Xu sees this, wants to cry but have no tears, then has a look at own, he a little does not dare to go, always feels in the room gloomy. 徐胖子见此,欲哭无泪,回头看看自己的家,他也有点不敢进去了,总觉得屋子里阴森森的。 As for Black and White Impermanence, they went home to sleep early. 至于黑白无常,他们早回家睡觉去了。 Their evening's spirits, but the daytime is trapped/sleepy. 他们晚上精神,但是白天还是困的。 Yu Huifei refreshing sitting in own entrance, on the stone arch bridge, he is pondering over for two days. 余会非则神清气爽的坐在自家大门口,石拱桥上,他琢磨着两天了。 Fatty Xu should be also similar...... 徐胖子应该也差不多了…… However what makes Yu Huifei surprised is, Fatty Xu has not come. On the contrary far away saw that Fatty Xu bought some yellow talisman to pass by, Fatty Xu is staring one pair from afar exhaustedly, covered entirely the small eye of red blood threads to stare Yu Huifei one ruthlessly, seemed saying: „I do not fear you!” 然而让余会非惊讶的是,徐胖子没来。反倒是大老远的看到徐胖子又买了一些黄符路过,远远地徐胖子瞪着一双疲惫的、布满红血丝的小眼睛狠狠的瞪了余会非一眼,仿佛是在说:“我不怕你！” Yu Huifei grins: „Aiya...... is very stubborn!” 余会非咧咧嘴道:“哎呀……挺倔强啊！” At nightfall, after Black and White Impermanence is satiated with food and wine. 入夜,黑白无常吃饱喝足后又出发了。 But today, after two people look at this Fatty Xu the situation, head a little humming sound. 只不过今天,两人看这徐胖子家的情况后,脑瓜子有点嗡嗡的。 Sees only Fatty Xu from the first floor to two buildings, all can come and go out the place of person, all pasted on yellow talisman! 只见徐胖子家从一楼到二楼,所有能出入人的地方,全都贴上了一张张的黄符！ What is more excessive, all around installed many monitoring! 更过分的是,四周装了许多的监控！ These monitoring almost do not have the dead angle covered Fatty Xu. 这些监控几乎无死角的覆盖了徐胖子家。 Yu Huifei said: „This...... was not good to start.” 余会非道:“这……不好下手了啊。” White Impermanence said with a smile: „mere trifle!” 白无常笑道:“小意思！” Black Impermanence incomparably proud say/way: „ This thing, guarding against Ox-Head Horse-Face they are good, but to us, no matter uses. Our reap souls so many years, what human high tech hasn't seen? What person hasn't seen? 黑无常无比骄傲的道:“这东西,防备牛头马面他们还行,但是对我们不管用。我们勾魂这么多年,什么样的人类高科技没见过？什么人没见过？ This technology, seems like without the dead angle, in fact crude laughable. ” 这种技术,看似无死角,实际上简陋的可笑。” Then, Black Impermanence arrives at Fatty Xu, found the electric power switch, then gently...... 说完,黑无常走到徐胖子家边上,找到了电闸,然后轻轻一拉…… Ka! 咔！ White Impermanence lets go saying: „Look, is simple.” 白无常一摊手道:“看,多简单。” On the Yu Huifei head violent perspiration, how he still in wants to circle before, actually forgot, in village almost a sharing electric power switch! 余会非脑袋上一阵暴汗啊,他之前还在想怎么绕进去呢,却忘记了,村子里几乎一个共用的电闸！ These electric power switches outside, although is very high, but regarding these two is not the fellow of person, very relaxed can handle. 这些电闸就在外面,虽然挺高的,但是对于这两个不是人的家伙来说,很轻松的就能搞定了。 No meeting, listens to the room the calling out in alarm sound lingering on faintly...... 没一会,就听屋子里嗷嗷的惊叫声不绝于耳…… Yu Huifei grins: „Good night......” 余会非咧咧嘴道:“晚安……” Then, Yu Huifei is blowing the whistling, taking a stroll went home. 说完,余会非吹着口哨,溜溜达达的回家去了。 And said, Fatty Xu soon is really insane today! 且说,徐胖子今天真的快要疯了！ He almost pounded the cash in hand, bought many monitoring, his entire journey sat before the monitoring is staring at the own courtyard. He believes that in the world does not have the ghost, some people are definitely haunted. 他几乎将手里的现金都砸出去了,买了许多监控,他全程坐在监控前盯着自己的院子。他坚信,世界上没有鬼,肯定是有人闹鬼。 However, on the screen had never seen anybody comes, is...... 然而,屏幕上从未见到过任何人进来,可是…… His family/home cut power! 他家停电了！ Fatty Xu is also a ruthless person, otherwise is impossible to insist for two days, but must insist the third day. 徐胖子也是个狠人,否则不可能坚持两天,还要坚持第三天。 He clenches teeth, lies on the bed directly, covers the quilt, the choice of hoodlum sleeping! 他一咬牙,直接躺在床上,蒙上被子,十分光棍的选择了睡觉！ Since, cannot hide, simply, hard anti-! 既然,躲不掉,干脆,硬抗了！ Dá...... 哒啦啦啦…… A marble sound transmits from the building. 一阵弹珠声从楼上传来。 The body of Fatty Xu trembles...... 徐胖子的身子一颤…… Thump thump thump...... 咚咚咚…… In building, sound of footsteps back and forth is walking, some as if people make an effort to stamp the feet general in the building...... 楼上,脚步声来回的走着,仿佛有人在楼上用力跺脚一般…… However what is most fearful, this sound of footsteps gradually arrived at two building stairways. 但是最可怕的是,这脚步声逐渐的来到了二楼楼梯口。 The muscle of Fatty Xu whole body tightened subconsciously, stubbornly is shrinking the body, silently prayed: „Do not come, do not come, you cannot see me, cannot see me......” 徐胖子全身的肌肉都下意识的收紧了,死死的缩着身体,默默祈祷的着:“别过来,别过来,你看不到我,看不到我……” However that sound of footsteps started to step the staircase, from second floors step by step walked toward a building, sound more and more loud! 但是那脚步声开始踏上楼梯了,从二楼一步步的往一楼走来,声音越来越响！ Finally stopped in his bedroom entrance! 最终停在了他卧室门口！ Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚！ The knock resounds! 敲门声响起！ Frightening of Fatty Xu must almost scream...... 徐胖子的吓得差点就尖叫了出来…… „Thump thump thump!” “咚咚咚！” The knock continues to resound...... 敲门声继续响起…… Fatty Xu still does not dare to make noise. 徐胖子依然不敢出声。 „Little Xu, opens the door, I came to see you.” A hoarse and old sound conveys. “小徐啊,开门啊,我来看你了。”一个沙哑而苍老的声音传来。 Fatty Xu one hear, cried...... to bring the weeping voice to say at the scene: „Old Master Yu, asked you, let off me. I know that wasn't mistakenly good?” 徐胖子一听,当场就哭了……带着哭腔道:“余老爷子,求您了,放过我吧。我知道错了还不行么？” „You couple of days ago also said that but you took a look at you to do anything. One pile of useless yellow paper symbols, what on the front door have black dog blood, are you...... must frighten me?” Old person's voice conveys. “你前两天也这么说的,可是你瞧瞧你都干了什么。一堆没用的黄纸符,大门上还有黑狗血啥的,你这是……要吓唬我么？”老人的声音传来。 Fatty Xu hears here, crawls hastily, kneels in calling out that the ground kowtows such as mashes up garlic: „Old gentleman, I made a mistake, I was wrong! I really know wrong! Do you let off me?” 徐胖子听到这里,连忙爬起来,跪在地上磕头如捣蒜的叫道:“老爷子,我错了,我错了！我真的知道错啦！你就放过我吧？” Finally out of the door did not have the sound. 结果门外没了动静。 Fatty Xu leans listening that the ear is making an effort, still does not have the sound. 徐胖子侧着耳朵使劲的听,依然没有动静。 „Walked?” In the Fatty Xu heart is guessing, the nerve of whole person also relaxed some. “难道走了？”徐胖子心中猜测着,整个人的神经也放松了些许。 Fatty Xu does not dare to open the door, but retracted again on the bed. 徐胖子不敢开门,而是再次缩回了床上。 Without the sound, Fatty Xu braces oneself to close the eye to sleep, he believes that so long as fell asleep, a sleep/felt woke up on the dawn, all passed. 既然没动静,徐胖子就硬着头皮闭上眼睛想要睡觉,他坚信只要睡着了,一觉醒来就天亮了,一切就都过去了。 However, at this moment, by the wall, he hears some people to chat vaguely. 然而,就在这时,透过墙壁,他依稀听到有人在聊天。 „Did he cry?” “他哭了？” „Cried......” “哭了……” „Cried, leaks the salt, the flavor was bad, cooked is eating.” “哭了,漏盐,味道差了点,炖着吃吧。” „I thought that fries in oil is more delicious, his fat, the flavor should be good.” “我觉得油炸更好吃,他那一身肥肉,味道应该不错。” „I want the spareribs.” “那我要排骨。” „I want the hind leg meat......” “我要后腿肉……” Fatty Xu could not fall asleep thoroughly...... 徐胖子彻底睡不着了…… This evening, he hears in kitchen as if to have the sound, some people are making the pot probably! 这一晚,他就听到门外厨房里似乎有动静,有人好像在弄锅！ Ka the sound of gas resounds, some as if people must prepare food in the kitchen! 咔哒咔哒点煤气的声音响起,似乎有人要在厨房做饭！ Fatty Xu frightens, the soul soon flew, discovered more yellow talisman posts stubbornly completely in the room. He believes, the ghost has not come, is because in Tianmen pasted many yellow talisman reasons. 徐胖子吓得,魂都快要飞出去了,找出更多的黄符死死的贴满了屋子里。他坚信,鬼没进来,是因为天门上贴了很多的黄符的缘故。 But outside...... 而外面…… In kitchen...... 厨房里…… Yu Huifei, Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence, as well as yellow skin bottle gourd, Cui Jue and the others arrived! 余会非、牛头、马面、黑白无常,以及黄皮葫芦、崔珏等人都到了！ Several fellows with getting oneself home, one by one turning that winds ripe is looking for the refrigerator of Fatty Xu. 几个家伙就跟回到了自己家似的,一个个的熟络的翻找着徐胖子家的冰箱。 Especially sees that half leaf of spareribs time, the eyes of several fellows were red! 尤其是看到那半扇排骨的时候,几个家伙的眼睛都红了! Without delay, boiled water to start to boil directly. 二话不说,直接烧水开始煮了起来。 Yu Huifei also gives them the showing one's skill cook, the red-roast spareribs, steam the spareribs, the crushed garlic spareribs and spareribs to cook the potato, same bulk lots! 余会非也给他们露了一手厨艺,红烧排骨、清蒸排骨、蒜泥排骨、排骨炖土豆,一样一大盘！ The green pepper stir fries the meat, the carrot stir fries the meat is two bulk lots! 青椒炒肉,胡萝卜炒肉又是两大盘！ Followed to stir fry green vegetables, a tray shelled peanut, patted a cucumber of small basin. 跟着炒了点青菜,一盘子花生米,拍了一小盆的黄瓜。 However Yu Huifei does not allow them to drink, after previous time drinks the scene, Yu Huifei also comes clearly into view. 不过余会非不允许他们喝酒,上次喝酒后的场景,余会非还历历在目呢。 In addition Cui Jue also experiences White Impermanence to drink up the welldoing after liquor, one is hell Judge, one is Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief. 再加上崔珏也见识过白无常喝完酒后的德行,一个是地府判官,一个是劳改局局长。 Two people also spoke, the drunkards of four liquor incomparable trash pressed obstinately, do not dare to drink. 两人同时发话,愣是压的四个酒品无比垃圾的酒鬼,没敢喝酒。 However the fruit juice and drink anything's they spoil a lot! 但是果汁、饮料什么的他们是没少糟蹋！ In order to guarantee the Fatty Xu not coming out thank your for your hospitality everyone's aesthetic pleasure, therefore, Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face, even big eyeball must once for a while goes to the Fatty Xu window, the entrance, saunters. 为了确保徐胖子不会出来叨扰大家的雅兴,所以,黑白无常、牛头马面、甚至连大眼珠子都要时不时的去徐胖子家窗户啊,门口啊,转悠转悠。 Then, Fatty Xu frightens in the room trembles, for fear that some people burst in him pull out to cook. 就这样,徐胖子在屋子里吓得瑟瑟发抖,生怕有人破门而入把他拉出去炖了。 But in the restaurant, Yu Huifei and the others ate to the heart's content, eaten incomparable full! 而餐厅里,余会非等人大快朵颐,吃的无比的酣畅淋漓！ PS: Recommended friend new book «My Teacher of pure hardwood Too To be really bad», was that school, not too same teacher. PS:推荐朋友的淳桢的新书《我老师实在太坏了》,还是那学院,不太一样的老师。 Today asked edited, should be today changes to sign the condition. 今天问编辑了,应该是今天改签约状态。